03x33 - The Pinky POV/The Really Great Dictator/Brain Food

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing
we do every night,
pinky--

Try to take
over the world.

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ one is a genius ♪

♪ the other's insane ♪

♪ they're
laboratory mice ♪

♪ their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ before each night
is done ♪

♪ their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ by the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ they'll take over
the world ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ their twilight campaign ♪

♪ is easy to explain ♪

♪ to prove
their mousey worth ♪

♪ they'll overthrow
the earth ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain ♪

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

♪ too-Ra-La ♪

♪ la-La la-La-La ♪

♪ la la-La la-La ♪

Pinky, will you
stop that?

Narf! Of course, brain.

Eventually
i'll have to stop it.

I mean, i'll have to sleep,
eat, and go to the bath--

I meant, will you
stop that now?

♪ la-La-La-La-- ♪

Oh, i guess i will.

[Laughs]

I need your help, pinky.

You do, brain? Narf!

I'm touched.

Yes, pinky.
Now hold these
high-Tension wires

And remember not to put
the 2 ends together.

Because if you do,

Blah blah blah
blah blah,

Big word, blabbedy
blah blah blah.

Ooh! It's so sparkly.

Pinky, are you
paying attention?

I'm hanging on your
every word, brain,

Except the part about
these 2 wire thingies.

Give me those.

Here, brain.

Yah!

Brain?

Brain?

Yoo-Hoo!

Where is he?

Ah! He really should
clean up after himself.

Oh, well.

[Humming]

Zort! Ha ha!

[Echoing]
pinky?

Open the trash can.

Thank you.

Brain. That was amazing.

How did you do it?

I was helped
by a moronic
blabbedy big word

Blah blah
real big word

Something
or other blah.

Well, that was
nice of him.

You know, it's hard
to find a friendly, um...

what you said.

Not hard enough.

Uhh! Unh!

All fall down.

Ha ha ha! Narf.

[Humming]

Ha ha ha ha!

There.
I'm almost ready

To implement
my latest plan.

Latest plan
for what, brain?

What have i been
doing every night

Since you've known me?

Um...

snoring and making
a funny whistling sound
through your nose?

No.

Planning to
take over the--
I snore?

Poit! That's a lovely
wallpaper pattern, brain.

This, pinky,
is my latest plan

For world domination.

Oh, i get it.

Tic-Tac-Toe!
I win, brain!

No, pinky.

This is no simple
child's game.

It's the formula
for--Wait.

X to the third power
over omega.

That's it!
Brilliant, pinky.

Now let's play
pin the tail on the--

Don't overdo
a good thing, pinky.

With this formula
perfected,

I will be able
to attach
the electrodes

To the blah blah
blah blah...

[thinking]
look at brain.

He really does have
a large brain.

All we have to do
is blah blah blah...

maybe that's why he has
such a large head.

We'll sneak past
the guards...

hippopotamuses
have large heads.

It must be very
difficult for them
to buy party hats,

Not to mention
their, um...

narf! Unmentionables.

And i can't even
begin to imagine

What a large pachyderm
would wear at the beach.

Zort! Well, perhaps i can.

Bravo, brain.

I always knew you were
going to be big someday.

Be big? Hmm.

Pinky, are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

I think so, brain,

But what if the hippopotamus
won't wear the beach thong?

A mystery worthy
of elsa klench, pinky.

Unfortunately, there's
no time to unravel it,

For we are off
to the sunny climes

Of seattle, washington.

Ok. I'll pack
my beach thong.

There, brain.

I thought i saw the sun
for just a moment.

No, pinky.
That was merely
a yellowish cloud.

Apparently, there is
no sun in seattle...

only depressing grunge.

Narf! It's enough
to make you want

To spend your time
in a garage,

Thrashing away
on a large electronic
instrument

While consuming
mass quantities
of caffeine.

Yes, pinky.
That's it.

We will disguise ourselves
as grunge-Rock musicians,

Take the elevator

Up to the top
of the space needle,

And plug our amplifiers
into the lightning rod.

Well, why would
we want to do that?

The plan, pinky.

Always the plan.

Oh, right, the plan.

What was it again?

All right.

I'll tell you
one more time.

Step one: we--

Watch out
for that puddle.

What puddle, brain?

Whah!

[Gurgling]

That puddle, pinky.

Narf! I thought so.

It's a stunning
ensemble,

Don't you think, brain?

I told you before.

Call me "man,"

And i shall
call you "dude."

Right, brain.

Um, i mean, man.

But are you sure that's
how grunge rockers talk?

I'm not even sure
if they talk.

What do you two want?

We are the groovy
rock-And-Roll combo

Frog the dry widget.

We are putting on
a hootenanny

In the space needle,
dude.

Yes, brain?
I--I mean, man?

I wasn't rapping
with you, dude.

Oops. Sorry.

Narf!

Cool!

I listen to you guys
all the time

On the oldies station,
man.

Go right up.

Pay attention, dude.

Now, remember,

Connect the output
blabbedy blab thingy

To the input
blah, blah, blah,

And whatever you do,
don't turn the volume down.

Why, eh, man?

It's technical.

I'll tell you when
to hit the switch,

And then once
everyone's pants
have turned to gelatin,

The world will be mine!

Pants? Narf!

I never would
have guessed.

Um, does that
include culottes?

Brain: probably.

You are
brilliant, brain.

I--I mean, dude.

Or is it man?

Chill, pinky.

Emcee: and now, here
in a surprise appearance,

That great garage band,

Frog the dry widget, man!

[Music playing]

Pinky!

[Speech drowned out]

What, brain?!
Er, man?! Uh, dude?!

[Speech drowned out]

Wait! I can't hear you!

I'll turn down
the volume!

Pinky, no!

[Both screaming]

[Muffled groan]

I've failed again, pinky.

I don't know
what you see in me.

You'd be surprised,
brain.

Come, pinky.
We must return to the lab

And prepare
for tomorrow night.

Why, brain?
What are we going
to do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do
every night, pinky.

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah!

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky and the ♪

♪ blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah ♪

Brain: it's maddening.

If the world only
knew the lengths
to which i have gone

To help achieve
its destiny,

Humanity would
acknowledge me

As its rightful leader.

Instead, i'm forced
into a series
of schemes and stratagems

Which are, at best,
undignified

And, at worst, painful.

Rather than have
their open acceptance
and adulation,

I am forced
to dupe the masses
into submission.

Yes! They don't believe
that i, a lab mouse,

The lowliest
and most reviled
of earth's creatures,

Will one day rule the world!

Whoo loo loo loo loo!
Hoo ha ha!

Narf!

Well,
the second lowliest.

Pinky, do you realize

That the simplest approach
to world domination

Has been right in front
of me all along?

A bunsen burner?

No, pinky. I must--

Pinky, how did you
know what that is?

Well, i'm not stupid, brain.

Everyone knows that
you just put your old
used bunsens in there,

And it burns them all up
into a little pile of...

♪ ashes, ashes,
we all fall down ♪

Zort!

Ok.

Sorry i asked.

Pinky,
let me communicate
my mission to the world

In terms even you
can understand.

♪ noriega, genghis khan ♪

♪ S*ddam hussein
and me, the brain ♪

♪ we all have
this one thing in common ♪

♪ we are into
world domination ♪

♪ it's
a new sensation ♪

♪ try it, and you'll
feel elation ♪

♪ it's the gift
to give the guy
who wants everything ♪

♪ m*llitary
takeovers ♪

♪ governmental
makeovers ♪

♪ coup d'etat,
let me confide ♪

♪ it keeps
your junta occupied ♪

♪ look here
at this dotted line ♪

♪ as overlord
i could combine ♪

♪ and make this all
one sovereign state ♪

♪ oh, overlord,
you are so great ♪

♪ i'll sew up this
divided planet ♪

♪ my regime will
surely span it ♪

♪ yummy! Spam!
Oh, will you can it? ♪

♪ no, pinky, you will ♪

♪ i'll learn
the language if i must ♪

♪ you will gain
the people's trust ♪

♪ i'll let them
join my coterie ♪

♪ and you can buy
their loyalty ♪

♪ there are
several formulae ♪

♪ i like to use
for domination ♪

♪ and to get
the maximum ♪

♪ effect out
of a helpless nation ♪

♪ crab meat
or magnetic shoes ♪

♪ mind-Controlling
pink tutus ♪

♪ or a giant
signal tower ♪

♪ to telecast
my mental power ♪

♪ think big,
not small ♪

♪ dominoes
will start to fall ♪

♪ and then i can ♪

♪ be the mouse
who conquers man ♪

♪ so... ♪

♪ if you have
a calculator ♪

♪ you can be
a great dictator ♪

♪ let each country
that you covet ♪

♪ equal "x" ♪
♪ you're gonna
love it ♪

♪ multiply by
why not try it ♪

♪ if the people
start to riot ♪

♪ you can always say
that they are just
a bunch of kooks ♪

♪ people just
need to be led ♪

♪ by a mouse
with a big head ♪

♪ to their weakness
they'll succumb ♪

♪ if you give them
chewing gum ♪

♪ it may
bother them a bit ♪

♪ but they'll
soon get over it ♪

♪ they won't mind
when i'm the czar ♪

Both: ♪ of all that
we see near and far ♪

Whah! Narf!

Pinky: well, i think
that went rather well.

Don't you, brain?

[Whack]

[Pinky laughs]

Brain: now it's perfect.

Narf!

Brain: no, no.

Those mouse-Alopes
aren't real, you fools.

A broadway musical
of the titanic. Ha!

No. No, joyce dewitt?

You can't be serious.

Papier-Mache?

No! Stupid! Stupid!

Brain.

Stupid!

What? What is it?

You were having
a bad dream.

Yes. Oh, it was
horrible, pinky.

I was dreaming
that i was a mouse bent
on global domination,

And all my plans were
humiliating failures.

Ha! That's ridiculous!

That's absurd! That's--

Oh, wait.
That's true. Narf!

Yes, always.

But in my rem-State
ruminations,

I have come
to a profound revelation.

Ooh! Pretty words
all sparkly.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Please focus, pinky.

Pretty please.

You see, i have discovered
that there is one thing

That all my plans
have in common.

You mean maury povich?

Besides him.

I'm drawing a blank.

[Humming]

See?

Ow, my head.

The common thread in all
of my failed schemes is...

human stupidity.

People are just too stupid
to accept me as their leader.

Narf! It's too bad
you can't make
people smarter.

That's brilliant.

Huh! It is?

Absolutely.

Pinky, are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

Hoo. Oh, i'd say
the odds of that are
terribly slim, brain.

True.

I mean, really,
when have i ever
been pondering

What you've
been pondering?

To my knowledge, never.

Exactly.
So what are the chances

That this time
i'm pondering
what you're pondering?

Next to nil.

Well, that's exactly
what i'm thinking, too.

Therefore, you are pondering
what i'm pondering.

Poit. I guess i am.

And do you know what else
i'm pondering, my friend?

I think i do, brain.

We are going to make
everyone on earth smart,

Smart enough to accept me
as their leader!

Oh! That's exactly
what i was pondering.

Really?
Yes!

Um, no.

Actually, i was
thinking of serving
corrugated cardboard

For thanksgiving dinner.

Nummy. Ha ha ha ha!

Eh, not even close,
was i?

Double ow.

Do you know
what this is, pinky?

The talent
of the spice girls
in liquid form?

Close.

This is an extract
of the medulla stem
piney nut.

When combined with
these other ingredients
and then consumed,

It can quadruple
one's i.Q.

Narf!

Narf, indeed.

Now all i need is
an unintelligent subject
to test it on.

Um, maury povich?

I gave maury
the day off.

Here, pinky.
Drink this.

Hee!

[Cultured accent]
oh, my.

What an interesting
taste sensation,
my dear brain.

Say what?

The extract
has triggered

An autonomic salivary
response.

Quite unusual
from a biophysical
perspective, eh, what?

[Hiccups]

It works.

Yes!

Now nothing
can stop us

From taking over
the world!

Egad, brain.

To take over the world,
all you need to do is--

Is--Is...

yes? Yes?

[Normal voice]
let the balloon people free!

Hoo hoo ha ha ha!

Apparently,
the effect is temporary
at this low dosage.

I'll increase
the medulla stem
piney nut

In the next batch.

Then we'll free
the balloon people!

Hooray!

Yes, pinky.

That will be
our first proclamation

Once the world is ours.

Super troz!

Pinky: you know, brain,

Now that we have
the recipe to make
people smart,

How will we get them
to eat it?

How do you get anyone
to eat anything, pinky?

Put it on top
of a pizza. Voila!

"Wolfgang brain's
pizzas of the world."

Zort!

Oh, great idea,
brain.

And i already have
the advertising campaign
figured out.

Buon giorno.

[Italian accent]
wolfgang brain here,

And i-Ah have for you
a pizza that will
change-Ah the world.

And i-Ah mean that
quite literally.

Then we shall
mass-Produce the small
microwavable pizzas

And sell them
for exorbitant prices
at trendy supermarkets.

But what if sales
are sluggish?

Simple. We shall seek
celebrity endorsements
for our product.

The masses want
whatever celebrities want.

To that end, i shall open
a trendy, celebrity-Friendly
theme restaurant--

Brain: planet brain.

But, brain,
where are we going
to get the money

To open a restaurant?

From our celebrity
partners, of course.

Do we-Ah have
a deal-Ah, partners?

Ja.

Yo.

Yippie-Ki-Oh-Ki-Ay!

Yes!

Yo-De-Lay-He-Hoo!

Hoo hoo ha ha hoo!

Hello, everybody.

I'm midtown junie green,

In hollywood
at the spectacular opening
of planet brain.

I'm here to get
the inside dish.

Get it? Dish!

[Junie laughs]

I don't get it, brain.

Consider yourself
fortunate, pinky.

But just look at all
these celebrities.

They've embraced
planet brain
as their own.

Success will
soon be ours.

Wow!

There's movie superstar
bryce wallace onstage

Serenading
the standing-Room-Only crowd

At the show-Biz event
of the moment.

♪ oh, yeah ♪

♪ well, all right,
now, baby ♪

♪ oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ oh, baby ♪

♪ oh, baby ♪

♪ oh, yeah,
oh, baby, baby, now ♪

♪ baby, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

♪ oh, baby ♪

Triple ow.

[Oven dings]

The pizzas
are ready, pinky.

Let's serve
'em up hot,

Then take over
the world!

They finished
eating, brain.

Yes,

And their i.Q.S have
more than quadrupled.

It is time for me
to go take my place

As their
rightful leader.

And along the way,
brain,

Could you
take this order
to table 23?

They wanted
extra crispy.

From now on, pinky,
i don't take orders.

I give them.

♪ da-- ♪ huh?!

Testing. 1, 2...

hey, look.
Who's that?

The chef.
Shh.

Greetings.

You have all just had
your intelligence

Elevated to levels
never dreamed of

In the history
of humanity.

For this, you may
thank me, the brain,

The world's
greatest genius.

And by now, something
has surely become

Painfully obvious
to all of you.

That guy should
never be allowed
to sing in public.

Man: he's right.
Woman: oh, my god.

He's right.
Get him off!

[Crowd yelling]

Get off the stage!

Did you hear that,
pinky?

These people
are smarter already.

Actually, my friends,

What has become so obvious
to all of you is that--

You're a mouse.

Well, yes,
that's true.

A mouse!

Disgusting!

No! You see--

Ew! Vermin!

[Crowd murmuring]

It's obvious that--

Yo! Unsanitary!

I should be
your leader!

Call the
exterminator!

I demand
full remuneration!

Brain: yah!

[Crowd yelling]

[Brain sighs]

I guess we used
too much medulla stem
piney nut.

Our pizzas made
the people too smart.

True, brain,

But are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

I think so, pinky.

It's time
to return to the lab

So we can plan
for tomorrow night.

Why? What are we going
to do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do
every night, pinky--

Try to take over
the world!

Oh, right.

Is that what you
were pondering?

Mmm, no.

I was pondering
that it's time to...

set the balloon people free!

Whoo ha ha ha!
Aah!

[Laughing]
[screaming]

Brain: quadruple ow.

Ooh! A new record, brain.

Congratulations! Zort!
Ha ha ha ha--

[Whack]
uhh!

♪ oh, baby, ooh, yeah ♪

♪ well, all right,
oh, baby, baby, yeah ♪

♪ yeah, they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ oh, yeah ♪

[Laughs]