01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

Excuse me?

Hey, what's up?

And now it's Amanda.

Trees Boring.

Bye, bye.

Hey.

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,

Gimme

gimmer time.

Cool guys. Love you,

Dan Camera.

And take the ball out.

Let's

go.

My name is Amanda. My parents think about

the library.

You have a great choking tonight gets you

so many different characters.

I have to return this bra.

Oh, I think you're looking for the 7th

floor. Oh, this is a ladies

lingerie. You

This is the Amanda Show. We're on

television.

Oh, sorry, it's okay.

Anyways, like I was saying, we have a

fantastic joke tonight and we get to do

so many different things and I have so

much fun doing this show because.

Oh, the dentist is on the 21st floor.

Anyways, like I was saying, we have a

great show and I just love everything.

Excuse me, is is this the bowling alley?

No, this is.

Yeah, this is the bowling alley. Stick

around. I'm gonna show Andrew Keegan

where the Boy Alliance.

I'm tired of this car. This truck

bites. If you're tired of

cars and trucks, let's race

underpants. Underpants.

Wow.

Remote control underpants.

Let's race underpants

passing.

Go, underpants, Go.

I'm going to win.

What the Sorry boys

Pink is for girls. Pretty

sneaky Sid Remote control

underpants in red, white and

pink. How fast are your

underpants?

Who's there?

I'm gonna hit you in there with a

whisper. Huh.

That's a good one.

Hey guys, our teachers sick today.

We get a substitute.

Look, here he comes. All right, class,

everyone, take your She's going to

clear the zile. Suppose there was a fire

Drift wouldn't very, very safe now, Wood.

All right. Hello, glass.

My name is Mr.

Gullible.

All right, who threw that?No

one threw it, Mr. Gullible. I think the

cafeteria just blew up.

Really.

Okay. Well then, I'm not angry with any

of you.

Hey, now, why did you Chuck that melon? I

didn't Chuck anything, but I saw you

Chuck it. Oh, your glasses must be

fogged up. Really.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But I'm not wearing any glasses. Yes, you

are. Really. Yeah.

Oh, OK Now before we begin

class, let's take attendance.

Adams. Yes, when our

regular teacher takes attendance, she

always bangs her head up against the

chalkboard between every name.

Adams here,

Baker.

Cornwell.

Cornwell.

Cornwell.

I'll just assume the rest of you are

already here, if that's all right. And

where are those children going? Oh,

they just graduated. Really.

Yeah. Wow, they look

so young. Oh well, you're a very good

teacher, Mr. Gullible.

Thank you. All right, let's begin

class by looking in your textbooks in

Chapter 7. Mr. Goble, Yes. Our

regular teacher starts class by getting

up on our desk and dancing like a

buffoon. Really.

Oh, OK.

All right.

All

right. Okay.

Now Chapter 7 is

about President Franklin

Delano Rosenberg. Oh, my

goodness. What was that noise? Oh,

in our school, that means it's time for

the teacher to eat all the chalk. Really.

Yeah. You got to eat the chalk.

OK, well, that's the way things are done

around here. I mean, I've never actually

eaten chalk before. You know, I guess you

can't be too bad.

This taste icky? Oh well. When our

regular teacher eats chalk, she always

washes it down with some water from the

aquarium. Really.

Yeah. The regular teacher does it that

way. I suppose I should too.

A regular teacher just sticks her head

right in there. Yeah.

OK.

Well, I guess time's up.

OK. See you tomorrow, Class.

Yes, well, our regular teacher always

gives each of us $100 at the end of

class. Really. Yeah, that's what

she knows. OK. 100

foryou, 100 foryou, 100

foryears.

You clean up your room right

now, but I'm watching TV. Clean up your

room or I'll be angry.

Not yet.

Vacuum time.

Stop it.

She'll vacuum. Uh oh,

this is bad.

It's time

for a hillbilly moment.

Who's there?

I'm going to hit you in the head with a

Beaver.

That's a good.

I'm a pirate.

What is it, honey Daddy? Then the pirate

to my left.

A pirate. Well,

her idea hiring too.

Mom, my room is fella that I ran.

She's gone. I let's steal her items.

Excuse me, people, Where's Amanda?

We will ignore this person and continue

stealing things, yes.

Go away. Where's Amanda? Isn't she in

this skit? Skit

would be a skit. I'm a

pirate. So am I

get off the stage or?

We'll make you walk the plank.

Plank. I see no plank. Where's Amanda?

That's it. We can't go on with this

scene. Can the director hear me?

Richard Rich. Who is this girl? I

don't know. OK, cut it. Cut.

You know we're on television here.

Oh.

Hello, citizens. My name is Penelope

Tate. Amanda's number one fan. Please.

You know, you're really not supposed to

be here. You're wasting my life.

Security. I have my own Amanda website,

you know, I'll show what you on my

computer. It hangs for my neck.

See www. amandaplease.

com Here's the whole page which changes

every Thursday please. As you can see,

there are many Amanda clickables to click

upon. This week you can view things,

Amanda has sniffed. Click please.

Amanda sniffed this actual skunk, and the

smelling bee skipped. I sniffed it too.

The smell was unpleasant. Please.

Now let's click on a new feature, The

Amanda Video Clip of the Week.

This week you can see Amanda sing to an

actual birdhouse.

Oh, birdhouse. You are a birdhouse. I

love you, Birdhouse. Look at your

birdhouse.

Back to the home page, where you'll see

tons of other Amanda clickables to click

upon. Wow, that's actually a cool

site. I know. Thank you, Blake.

Drake Same difference.

I didn't see much about me on that

website. You know, I'm on the show too.

Don't care. Where's Amanda?

Excuse me, Why are you lifting my body?

Why do it let me down? Please lower me.

Coming to

my room. Hello.

Guys, Johnny.

Hello, is this scene over?

Guys.

We'll be right back.

From his garage, It's

totally Kyle.

'S. One time

I was like walking to school because, you

know. I have to go to

school, so I'm like

walking down the sidewalk and

I usually walk on.

This side of the street, but there

was a dead bird on it, so

I moved to the other side.

OK.

That was totally Kyle.

Hello, Welcome to Scooper Duper.

Would you like to chat with our special

flavors today? Sure. What are they? Oh

well. Today we have rainbow slime,

gerbils and cream. Those flavors

are disgusting. Oh well. Then maybe you

would like to try mucus pucus.

Mucus. Yes, we're about to make some up

right now.

Here you go, Try it, it's not

bad.

Daddy, another person live

without buying any ice cream.

Honey, it's okay. You know it takes a

little while for a new place to catch on.

Here comes someone.

Hello, welcome to Scooper Duper. Thanks,

you got me. Low fat ice cream? Sure. Do

we have low fat litter box bonanza?

Litter box Bonanza.

Don't forget the mixings mixing. It's

already full of cat litter. Yeah, but we

can also add in Nose hairs, dog

hairs, fish head, dandruff, flick,

standard flakes. Okay.

In love, without buying any ice

cream. I've

got an idea. Hello,

welcome to Scooper Duper. Would you like

to try a free sample? Sure.

Eat it.

What's in this? That's one of our special

flavors, Chili Willy.

Have some more.

I want ice cream covered in chili. Why

don't you try this?

Here you go.

It's not bad. What is it? Oh well, that's

lobster tackle.

Did you see? She loved it. She's running

to go tell her mother.

Hello, welcome to Scooper Duper. Hi

there, could I try a medium cup of

spider crunch?

There you go. There's actual spiders in

this. You're welcome.

Health inspector, Health inspector. I am

a health inspector. Hey, look

at the Spider Crunch ice cream they sold

me. This is completely unacceptable.

There are five spiders in this cup. I'm

sorry, I'll add some more.

Here you go. That's much better. Here you

go, son. You people are kooky.

Kooky.

Thank you, Sir. Have a coat on the House.

Well, thank you.

This is good. What's it called? Cookies

and dynamite. Cookies and dynamite.

Thank you.

Another satisfied customer.

Oh, Daddy.

All the kids showing over yet, you guys

have been such an amazing audience. We're

going to give out some awards.

I.

And the first audience board goes to the

best laugher. And the best laugher in the

audience is David Porter.

Congratulations, David. Are you excited

to win this award?OK.

He certainly is a good laugher. OK, the

next word is for the least intelligent

person in the audience, and the stupidest

person here is Ronnie and Bessel.

Over here, Ronnie.

This way, this way,

we're giving you this award because

you're the least intelligent person in

the audience. Here you go.

Can I eat this? No.

I love you, Oprah.

It's Amanda.

No, I'm Ronnie. Yes,

you are. Goodbye now, can I eat this?

The next word goes to the person who's

traveled the farthest to come to the

show, and that person is Zenog from the

Dragon Galaxy.

Thanks for traveling so far to come see

the show, Xenog.

Well, I'm not sure what that meant, but

thanks.

You want me to travel to your

planet?Yeah.

Sure, why not?

Well, thanks for checking out the show. I

have to travel intergalactically. Seeyou.

Amanda, please.