Hello, please. Who are you? My name
is Pelby Taint. I'm Amanda's number one
fan, please. And you are?
Nico, I'm Amanda's martial arts
instructor. You teach Amanda
karate, karate, Taekwondo,
jujitsu, fondue. Stop speaking
and take me to meet Amanda. Sorry
I cannot help.
Wait, you say you're an expert in martial
arts?I'm a 9th
degree black belt. Then I
issue you this challenge.
Challenge you and I do battle. If
I win, you take me to meet Amanda.
Me fight you.
Oh, impressive.
Not bad. Please. So
Nico, do you accept my challenge?
Fine. If you defeat me, I will introduce
you to Amanda. You're on.
You give up yet? Maybe, but then
again.
Maybe
not. Now take me to meet Amanda.
Not yet, crazy one.
Yes, thank you so much. My
name is Amanda and this is my television
program.
Yes, thank you. I appreciate the
clapping. You're so kind.
Hey, what's wrong with Amanda? I don't
know. She's acting all weird. Hey,
Amanda, what's wrong with you? Yeah,
I will ask you not to call out during
this presentation. Presentation.
Something's not right.
I must ask you to vacate the stage.
Oh, please.
I am so sorry, you guys. The producers of
the show wanted to try out this new
Amanda robot. I knew it wouldn't work.
Sorry, Amanda. You can go ahead and send
the robot back to base. Thank you. See
ya.
So I told the producers that it wouldn't
work. Even though the robot looks like
me, I knew you guys would be able to tell
that it was. Who's screaming?
Amanda. Yeah. What button did you
press on the robots remote control? I
hit return to base. Uh
oh. I
think I hit the k*ll Drake button by
mistake. Oh, OK, No big deal.
Sorry. OK, stick around. We'll be back in
a second to do stuff.
Thank you to watch the Hatch. I'm
bored. I'm hungry. Oh, well, I
know it'll fix you up.
Mammalos mammal. What?
Mammal Oh.
Mammalos, the tasty new breakfast
cereal with a special surprise in every
bowl. I got a Guinea pig.
A Bunny. A Bunny.
Good baby.
Ebola mammalos gives you your recommended
daily allowance of vitamins, minerals,
fiber and a furry little animal.
Thanks, mom.
Hey, where's my family?
Don't just have breakfast, Have a mammal.
Delicious.
This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
When you have a beef, don't take the law
into your own hands. Take it to Judge
Trudy, OK?
Raise your arms.
Come on. Sit, sit, sit, sit.
I am Judge Trudy. Now, Missus
Biffold. I understand that you're being
sued by your son Jamie here. That's
correct, Your Honor. You bet it is.
He he found our entire house with
water. I sure did, Judge Trudy.
So what's the problem here? She's took
away my allowance.
Did you see what just happened here?
Yeah, yeah, they ripped your wig off. I
wasn't wearing a wig.
So it'll throw back. Now Baldo, why
don't you explain why you took this boys
allowance away? Well as I was
saying before I was de haired
my son filled our whole house with water.
I'm having trouble picturing that bailiff
please recreate the alleged wetness
wetness on its way.
May I know Too
bad.
Silence before there
will be no dripping in my courtroom, but
your babies. Just dump some bucket of
water on my head. I don't want to hear
excuses from someone who shows up in my
courtroom all drippy and hairless. When I
showed up, I was dry and hairy.
You drip one more drop of water in my
courtroom and you will lose this case.
That does it. I hereby find in favor of
the plaintiff, Jamie Biffle, and order
his mother to wear a nest of deranged
woodpeckers on ahead.
Bailiff deranged, Woodpeckers
coming up. Just one moment,
I guess. I.
Next case. The litigants for our next
case are entering the courtroom. No
one invites me to parties.
Please tell the court why you're here.
Well, I was in a class field trip to the
White House and like, I got totally
yelled at by these government agents.
Your honor, Your Honor, this girl was in
direct violation of Code 457 B.
Talk English, G man. She painted the
White House pink. You're on.
Yeah. So the White House
is an important historical landmark map.
The president lives there, and it is
intended to be a White House man.
It's in the name.
Shut your blabber boxes. Yeah. Did it
ever occur to you that perhaps this girl
had a good reason for pain in the White
House Pink?
No ma'am, it did not.
Maggie, tell the court why you did it. I
didn't think I'd get caught. Perfectly
reasonable. What's your Honor? Silence.
I hear my spike in favor of the
plaintiff, Margie Finkish, and order
these two government agents to be chewed
upon by two hungry leprechauns.
Leprechauns chewed upon? It's lunch
time for the leprechauns.
What Dismiss Bringing the dancinglobster.
Give me all your threes.
Goldfish.
What was that? I think it was.
Thunder quick. Hi.
I'm coming.
Well, sweetheart, you look absolutely
gorgeous. Oh, my little baby is
going.
This is the proudest day of mine.
Don't panic, I'll get the spider.
Well, the spider is dead.
Doorbell take cover.
OK, I'll get it.
Careful.
This extreme Who are you and
what do you want?
I'm your paper boy. I'm here to deliver
your paper. In front of
the newspaper.
It is so nice you don't come and bring
newspapers every day. Is there anything
we can do for you in return?
You could pay me for the past two months.
Oh, so it's money you want?I
thought you liked us for
us.
Guys, guys, guys. They're only $0.50 a
day.
$0.50 a day.
Here you go. Keep the change paper
boy. Thanks.
Bye.
I missed the paper boy, he was
so nice.
Play dead. Maybe he won't eat it.
Hello Mr. And misses Extreme.
Ellen, there's a wild animal loops in
here, right? For your life.
No, no, no. Don't be a
hero, boy. Oh, it's just a little
Kitty. I'll save you.
So Cindy, that was so, so brave.
Oh, you saved your prom dates
over Skype today. You know
what, Cindy? Maybe we should get going.
Oh, don't be silly, Ellen. Come on.
You're not leaving without having a
beverage first. My mom
makes the best beverages.
Well, thank you. Oh, look, I got some on
my jacket. He's filled. Oh
dear. Hang on.
OK, here we go. All right,
clear.
It's
time for a.
Hi, hi.
DVD Player DVD Player
with a DVD player.
That's good news.
I must meet Amanda. You will never
defeat Nico.
Girl,
please.
You fight like 7 Tigers
, 7 Tigers who must meet Amanda.
You will never defeat me,
for I am Nicole. Big what?
Where did you learn to fight so cleverly
on the Internet?
Internet. Yes please. I have my own
man website, you know, www. amandaplease.
com. Would you like to view it?
Sure. Too bad, Nicole.
You fight with treachery, woman. I must
meet Amanda.
From his garage, It's totally Kyle.
One time my mom was on get
a Haircut. Mom was all
OK. And she was all
get a haircut today and I was all.
OK, And she was all Did you get a haircut
yet? And I was all no.
Then I got a haircut and my mom was all
appreciate it.
That was totally Kyle.
Totally.
Thank you. OK, this has been a really fun
show and now I am so psyched because I'm
about to introduce you to someone very
special to me. So say hello to my karate
instructor and good friend
Nico.
And Nico.
Does anybody know where Nico is?
Please say you give up. Never. Please. I
must whoop your bottom so I may finally
meet Amanda. Please. My father will never
be with my anything going short
pants. I wouldn't count on that. Please.
Twitter.
Now take me to meet Amanda.
OK, well that's our show. I got to go
butter my elbows. See ya.
Amanda, please.
03x07 - Episode 7
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).