Nancy. Hey, Nancy. What's the matter? I
cost you part in our dressing room and
the show starts in like 2 minutes. We got
to get dressed. Whoa, whoa. Didn't they
tell you guys we just got this costumatic
5000? Costumatic 5000?
Yeah, this thing will get you dressed in
no time. Come on, get it.
OK, I just set these knobs for the
beginning of the show and then I press
this button here.
Feels interesting.
I don't think this is right. This is
disturbing. So disturbing. It's
comfortable though. Does it make my hips
look big?You know, maybe I
pressed the wrong buttons here. Get back
in all right.
Press that button again.
I'm not supposed to be wearing a tux. Oh,
I'm sorry, I'm new at this. Can you try
again, please?
Let's
take it.
Oh, Drake. What?
What? The machine. Just yeah, I know, I
know. I look good. It only
dressed you from the waist up.
Hey, come on, what are you?
Let's go.
My name is Amanda and everyone here
tonight get the free cell phone.
OK, the show is going to be extra funny
tonight because we got one of.
Oh man, we got to fly in here.
Can we have a flyswatter please?
Thank you.
Clear flight.
The flies on your face swatted, but
it.
Hey, you get it?
No, but I will.
Come here, Right. What you're afraid of,
little girl?Clyde.
Uh oh.
Yeah, I can see that Your flies are busy,
so I'll just be going.
Just
stick around, we'll be back in a second
and then stuff.
Say, can I have a sip of your drink? Go
ahead. That's
great soda. That's not soda. That's
soda.
something new.
Something cool? Something
Asian. Something obese.
Yummy, yummy, yummy. Seek a story in my
tummy.
So next time you're thirsty, why not so?
In regular.
And new diet sumo.
You're good.
Sumo. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
You think I throw in my tummy?May
containment.
This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
When you have a beef, don't take the law
into your own hands. Take it to Judge
Trudy. OK, mate with the
Rising.
All right, Sit, sit, sit, sit. I am
judged. How can you be a judge? How can
you be interrupting? You're only thirteen
years old. Boring. Now, Craig
Fellha. But tell this quote your
complaint. Well, my dad here,
he took away my computer.
Mr. Fellha, but what possible reason did
you have for taking this child's computer
away? He shut down the entire Internet,
the whole World Wide Web. Shut it right
down. And did you ask him
why he did this?
I guess he
told me it was none of my business.
Craig, why did you shut down the
Internet? I don't know why. I was bored.
I thought it'd be fun. And was it fun?
Kind of. Then, Sir, what's the
problem here? The problem? He
crashed the entire World Wide Web.
E-mail broke down. Prisoners escaped.
Wars broke out. The moon
fell. And for
that you took his computer away.
It seemed appropriate, and you seemed
guilty. But, Your Honor, I find in favor
of the plaintiff, Craig Fell Harbor, and
I hereby order his father to be
handcuffed to us. Funny opera singer.
Oh my way.
Hey, time to make
me oh, this is hardly fair.
The litigants for our next case are
entering the courtroom. I'm a
disappointment to my parents.
Now, Vicky Pundell, I understand you're
suing this woman, Miss Women. That's
correct, Your honor. I see. What is your
relationship with Miss Withan? She's my
babysitter. And
why are you suing your babysitter? She
made me take a bath. Oh.
These children
have thrown things at me.
Ordering the. What things do you
claim that these people are throwing at
you?Rent the
cereal. And was
there milk on this alleged breakfast
cereal?Then I hereby
order everyone to throw 1/2 pint of milk
at Miss Withered.
Now tell us about your unfortunate
incident with this horrible babysitter.
Well, I was in my backyard playing in
some mud and when I came inside this,
this babysitter said I had to take abath.
But she was filthy, covered in mud from
head to toe. Overruled.
What? What? Should you go dirty? They're
supposed to get cleaned. And when
Blabbermouth interrupt, they lose.
I fight for the plaintiff, Vicki Pundall,
and I hereby order Miss Whither to be
placed in a bathtub filled with cream of
mushroom soup. But I don't need a
mask. Neither did Vicki Bayless.
d*ck your butt in the tube.
I beg to differ.
Bring the dancing lobster.
That's why they call me scream.
We'll be right back after this
commercial. Commercial.
I hear you. I
know why though. Yes. Can I help you?
Are you Mrs. Extreme? Why did you say
that?I'm Diane Talbot,
Cindy's teacher.
Now, how can I help you? I wanted to talk
to you about Cindy. Is there a
problem with her grave? No.
She just, well, she
seems to sometimes overreact to
things. It's
really not that big a deal.
Sanjay, come downstairs.
I haven't seen you in hours.
Yes, yes, it's nice to see you
too. Said it
was nice to see.
You
know what? I'm going to go.
She's waiting for something.
I was just giving you your report card.
Hi family stranger.
That was a close one.
Hey, what's that? What you get? Oh, I'll
read it English B.
Phrenology, B.
Studies b*at.
Minus.
Dive.
I'm so scared.
I think I wet myself.
I'll get a child. Careful, Mom, don't be
a hero.
Yes, this is the extreme residence.
Yes. Yeah, you guys
ordered a pizza.
You guys sure like pizza, huh? Yeah,
especially pepperoni. Yeah. Yeah,
with extra cheese. Yeah.
What? We didn't order
it with extra cheese. We
wanted the normal amount of cheese.
We wanted extra cheese. I think we
would have asked for. You know, I don't
see this as a big problem.
No one here, No charge for this one. K
You just enjoy.
Oh.
Dude, what's wrong? It's so good.
So why are you crying?Because
eventually. It'll
be gone.
Nice, everybody. Very nice. We set up for
the next one. Hey, moving on everybody.
It's time for a hillbilly moment.
Tuesday. Computer Monitor, Computer
monitor. I'm going to hit you now.
Computer monitor.
Sounds good.
Now, Penelope, your teacher wanted you to
come see me because she don't need a
psychologist. I need to meet Amanda. You
see, your teacher is afraid you might be
a tad obsessed with this.
Amanda. I'm her #1
fan. Please. Is that so wrong? Well,
it's just that all your projects for
class, whatever the subject, they're all
about this Amanda. As they
should be. She's the greatest, most
talented, humorous, prettiest actress of
all time. Please. But there
is more to life than Amanda.
So you say, Penelope, I'm
going to show you some ink blots, and I
want you to tell me the first thing you
see, the first thing that pops into your
mind.
Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.
Judge Trudy. Who is
that? A character played by Amanda.
Just what is so great about this Amanda,
View my website. Your website www.
amandaplease. com View it.
Here you see the home page which I update
frequently please. This
week I'm featuring a special new
clickable called the Dancing Lobster
game. Click please
look at this freakish lobster dance. He's
clearly got the music in him. If you
listen to amandaplease. com, you can
create your own lobster dance. Now I will
show you the Amanda video clip of the
week. Click Watch is
Amanda frightens an innocent Girl.
Doesn't Amanda say bull cutely?
Now back to the home page, where you can
find Amanda trivia, tidbits, games and
items.
Very impressive website.
Duh. Please, may I go now? I'm sure I've
got to go meet this Amanda. I don't know
if I meet her first. Please.
The only thing worse than children is
nothing.
Hello. Hello, Mr. Oldman? Yes,
who's calling my phone? This is Sally
poofing Duff, but I'm not familiar with
any Sally poofing duffing.
Would you like to answer a question?
Win $1,000,000? ? WhyYes, I
have medical problems.
Hello, this is Sally Poofin Duff. Yes,
we've already established that. Would you
like to answer a question and
win $1,000,000? , Yesgo ahead
and ask the question. Is Mr. Oldman
there?Would
you like to answer a question and
win $1,000,000? Itold you yes.
Now please ask your question. I have a
meatloaf in my oven. Would you like to
answer a question and win $1,000,000?
For the umpteenth time, yeah.
Hello. This is
Sally Poofinda. I know that much. Well,
would you like to answer a question and
win $1,000,000?
Please ask your question. My meatloaf is
starting to burn. Would you like to
answer a question? I can't answer the
question unless you ask it
first. Is Mr. Oldman there? I
told you already, I'm speaking.
What you doing? I'm waiting to hear your
question.
Meet me now.
I was grazed by my meatloaf. It's
skippering by my head. Nearly bruised it.
Hello. You have the wrong
number. Hello. What is your
question? I don't want to be hit with
another meatloaf.
It's time for us.
From his garage, It's totally
Kyle. One
time I was like at the
store with my grandpa.
And I was all grandpa. And he
was all what he
was all you're old, dude. And he
was like. Huh. That
was all. You're old
and he was like. What?
So I go, you're an old dude, and he
was all.
Then we bought shoes.
That was totally Kyle. Totally.
Thank you.
Time but before we go, we found this
football backstage and we don't know who
belongs to. Did anybody lose a football?
Oh, well. Going once, going twice. Hey,
Amanda, I'll take it.
Well, that's our show.
I gotta go massage a doughnut. See ya.
Amanda, please.
03x10 - Episode 10
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).