04x18 - Finally...

[bunniefuu]

Have fun in Chicago.

I guess this is...
goodbye.

I guess so.

[ sighs ]

Bye, Vince.

Bye, Holly.

Okay, goodbye, Mr. Meladeo.

Bye, Mrs. Meladeo.

Not yet, but in 32 hours.

Oh, I'm counting.

I feel great,
and tonight, at 6:00,

I am gonna be Mrs. Val Tyler

not-looking-for-flaws-anymore
Meladeo.

Whoa.
Excuse me.

We're doing a house-to-house
search for two escaped convicts.

Nobody leaves.

Val, sweetie, I brought you
that tea you asked for --

I didn't ask for --

Just drink it
and act casual!

I figured out a way
to break out of this joint.

- Holly, are you insane?
- Just act casual!

Lauren, do you think you can get
the S.W.A.T. guys away

from the side door?

Oh, honey, I can get them
to move away

from the door
and buy me a caddy-lac.

All right, Val.
You ready to go?

Holly, I don't think this
is such a good idea.

They're not letting
anybody in or out,

and they all have
really big g*ns.

All right. Fine.

If you don't want to walk
down the aisle today,

say "I do" to the man
of your dreams,

and after six months
of waiting and yearning

and longing for Vic,

if you don't want to
finally...

Move it, Wildfire!

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Keep on whisperin'
in my ear

Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you, you, you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ It's what I like about you ♪

I can't believe
you're leaving today.

What am I gonna do
without you, man?

[ sobs ]

God,
you're still crying.

No, I'm good.

Listen, Gary, I know what
you're going through, okay?

But man up.

All right, come on.

So your best friend
is moving to Chicago.

What are you,
a 13-year-old girl? Huh?

"Oh, my God, my bestie
is totally departing.

I'm dying."

Come on, man up,
dude.

How?

M-my heart is breaking

and my emotions
are so close to the surface.

Well, deny them, okay?

If you can't do it
for yourself, do it for Vince.

He is starting a new job
in a new city

where he doesn't know anyone,
okay?

You need
to help him out.

[ gasps ]

Yeah, yeah,
I guess you're right.

- We got to help him out.
- Right.

- We got to do this for Vince.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we got to send Vince off on a high note!
- High note.

Got to send Vince off
on a positive note!

Yeah, we got to be strong
for Vince.

What's up, guys?

[ sobs ] Vince.

Gary, we talked
about this.

We're gonna e-mail.
We bought the video chat.

[ groans ]

[ sighs ]

Listen, man, uh, sorry
I can't stay for the wedding,

but, uh...
can you do me a favor?

Yeah.

Can you tell Val
how much I love her

and how much she meant to me
all these years?

And tell Holly...

you know.

♪ Just want to know ya ♪

♪ Just want to talk to ya ♪

♪ I'd always let you get
your way ♪

♪ Something good will come
our way ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Something good... ♪

[ Vince ]: Gary?

Gary?

[ exhales deeply ]

[ sobs ] Vic.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't Officer Rubin,
Tina's little boyfriend.

Seat yourself.

Uh, actually, I'm here
on official police business.

Two convicts escaped
several miles

from the spa
where the ladies are,

and nobody's allowed in
or out

until these men
have been apprehended.

- Are the girls okay?
- Lauren and Tina -- they're fine.

But Holly and Val --
they're unaccounted for.

What are you talking
about?

Well, Val was very anxious
to get to her wedding,

so the two girls escaped
on horseback.

Oh, my damn.

Oh, my damn!

So y-you're saying
they're all alone out there

in the middle of nowhere,

where they can run into
the escaped convicts

or they can be held
hostage! Oh, my God!

Hey, man.

[ laughs ] Hey, Vic.

Nothing's wrong.
Nothing's wrong at all.

- What's wrong?
- What'd I just say?

Hey, Vic,
have you seen Lauren?

I knocked on the bride's room,
but no one was in there.

Maybe they got stuck in traffic.
I'll give them a call.

[ beep ]
This is Officer Rubin.

[ Lauren ]: Help us!
We're stuck at a spa!

You got to get us out
of here!

Wow, that sounded
like Lauren.

What makes you think
that was Lauren?

In case I die,
my name is Lauren!

S.W.A.T. officers have locked
down a five-mile perimeter

around the spa
due to a prison break.

Wait, what?

Vic, don't worry,
all right?

I'm here, man.
Anything you need...

[ sobbing ]: Lean on me.

Gary, Gary, come on.
Don't go there, all right?

There's no reason to panic.
We don't know anything yet.

Marcus, take my phone.
See what you can find out.

Gary, you with me?
We're gonna find out the facts.

We're gonna stay focused.
We're gonna stay strong.

Vic, where are
my daughters?

[ crying ]
We don't know, Daddy!

[ Holly ]: ♪ Who's
the best sister in the world? ♪

♪ Holly, Holly, Holly ♪

♪ Who's gonna get
her sister to the -- ♪

Wait, wait, wait!
Stop, stop, stop the horse!

My shoe fell off!

Okay, go get it.

How? It's too high.
Make it sit.

Holly,
horses don't sit.

All right, you know what?
I will get it. Whoa.

[ grunts ]

Where did you drop it?

Over there, by the rock.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I want to get a picture.

Holly, come on.

You look so beautiful
in that light.

Are you insane?

It will be such a cute picture
for your album. Sit on the rock!

Holly, I want to get
to my wedding.

You look like a teenager
in that light.

One picture
won't k*ll us.

Never a bridesmaid,
always a bride.

Okay, sister sh*t.

Oh, God.

Oh, come on.
It'll take two seconds.

How long did you set
the timer for?

Is there a choice?

Hmm, maybe pressed
the wrong button.

Ugh, isn't that always
the case?

Okay, we're done.

[ giggles ] Cute.

- Holly?
- Yeah, Val?

Something missing here?

What's that, Val?

Where'd you tie up
the horse, Holly?

Tie it, Val?

Oh.

Never gonna be happy.
I hate Holly.

Holly lost the horse
and ruined everything.

I hate her.
Holly's bad.

Shut up.

What?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe you didn't hear me.

I said, "shut up!"

I'm so sick
of hearing your voice!

Yeah? Well, I am so sick
of you screwing everything up!

You come up with these plans,
and they blow up in my face!

The only time anything ever
works out around here

is when I am there
to pick up the pieces!

Oh, well, then...

this would be a good time
to do that!

Yeah, I can't fix this one,
Holly.

You finally broke me.
Good job.

Ho-ho!

I cannot believe that you're
actually blaming me for this!

I came up with
this whole plan to help you.

I thought, "No way
can I let Val ruin another one

of her weddings."

You screwed up
the other wedding, too!

Oh, right.

Well, you should be thanking me
for screwing that wedding up.

It has only made your life
fuller and more interesting.

Oh, yeah. You are real
interesting, Holly.

[ laughs ]

Yeah, what was it?
Let's see.

"I love Vince.
I love Henry.

"Oh, I love Ben.
College is hard.

"I love Vince, I love Ben,
I love Henry."

It's fascinating, Holly!
Really fascinating!

Val, I am 19 years old!
This is what we do!

You, on the other hand,
you're 80 and still mental!

You know what --
if I make you so miserable,

then why don't you
just move out?

[ laughs ]
Why don't you move out?

Fine, okay,
I'll move out.

As long as I don't have to see
your face anymore!

Oh, you love my face!
You would die without me!

You know what? Your life sucked
before I came along.

"Sucked"
as in "was great"!

Oh, liar!
Look how you lie!

See how you lie,
you liar?!

You know who I feel sorriest
for in this whole thing? Vic.

'Cause unless I k*ll you,

he's gonna have to marry
your ass!

Yeah, and then we are gonna move
to a house in Argentina.

Uh-huh, and then you're never
gonna see me again.

Oh, bueno!

Hey, you know what, sister?
You're gonna miss me.

Well, you're gonna
miss me more.

Oh, no, no, no!

You are gonna
miss me more!

- No, you're gonna miss me more!
- No, me more!

- Me more!
- Me more!

[ sobbing ] Oh...

I don't want to move
to Argentina.

Then why did you buy
a house there?

I just said that
'cause I hated you then,

but I don't hate you
anymore -- I love you.

I love you, and I'm sorry
about being all mean and stuff,

but I'm just nervous because
everything's changing

and nothing's
gonna be the same.

I know. It's never gonna be
just the two of us anymore.

Do you think
that's why we're fighting?

It's just a subtext
for our pain?

Yes.

[ both sob ]

[ sniffles ]

So, we all better now?

Yeah, yeah, except
for the whole, you know...

Being stuck in the middle
of nowhere thing?

Yeah.

Sorry, Val.

Oh, it's okay.
Come here.

It's fine.
We're okay.

[ sighs ]

You know what, guys?

I'm just gonna tell everybody
to go home.

I mean, we don't know how much
longer this is gonna go on.

We're here!
We're alive!

Nobody has to worry
anymore!

Why doesn't anyone
look happy?

Where are Val
and Holly?

They stole a horse
and left the spa hours ago.

If they let you out, they
must have caught the guys.

No, no, they still
haven't caught them.

Rubin sent a helicopter
for us.

Well, this is all
my fault.

Why did I have to be
so generous

and take us all
to that fabulous spa?

So, uh, I know it's getting
kind of late, and, um...

well, obviously there's not
gonna be a wedding here today.

[ spectators murmuring ]

But, look, I would just like
to thank everyone for coming,

and, um, as soon
as we find out anything,

I promise to call you and
let you know what's going on.

So thank you.

Thanks.

Nobody move!

Everybody sit back down!

This time, there is going to be
a wedding, I swear!

Music!

Hi, Daddy.

[ Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"
plays ]

I've never been so happy
to see anyone in my entire life.

Yeah, yeah, let's walk
and talk. Come on.

[ music continues ]

Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

You're here now.

[ sighs ]
God, you're beautiful.

Are you ready
to get married?

- Yes! - Yes!
- Yes! - Yes!

We are gathered here
to join these two people

in holy matrimony.

♪ I'm looking at you
with stars up above ♪

♪ It must be true ♪

♪ We're falling in love ♪

♪ But look at us
n-o-o-o-ow ♪

♪ It took so long
to find ou-u-u-u-t ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of a new life ♪

♪ Baby, keep holding on ♪

♪ It's time to start living ♪

Okay, look.

I've been trying to say
something to you all day,

but it just hasn't
been the right time,

and, you know,
I wanted to be romantic

and everything with the candles
and the music --

I love you, too.

Me too.

♪ It seems like a dream ♪

♪ Just being with you ♪

Val...

are you ready
be married to me?

I will.

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

♪ Look at us
n-o-o-o-ow ♪

♪ It took so long
to find ou-u-u-u-t ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of a new life ♪

♪ Baby, keep holding on ♪

So, did you notice,
huh?

No "Star Wars"
decorations?

The guys and I worked
all night

so you could have
your dream wedding.

I know you were trying
to go with the flow, baby,

but I know you.

[ chuckles ]
You don't know me at all.

What makes my dream wedding
is you.

But you mean
I could have had Yoda?

[ laughter ]

So, it's just
you and me, Gar.

Vince is in Chicago.

Tina's with Rubin.

So you really love her,
don't you?

A little.

But it's too late now.

Happiness sucks.

It's so weird how everything
could be going so perfectly,

and then --

Holly, Vince knows.

Vince knows what?

You were right.
Robyn was after him.

So Vince knew about Robyn
and he still left?

It just all went so far.

I guess he figured
it'd be best

for the both of you guys
to make a clean start.

I guess it's really over.

For the both of us.

- Losers. - Losers.

[ applause ]

[ glass clinks ]

May I have
your attention, please?

As father of the bride, it's
traditional to make a toast,

but I think that the perfect
words are best expressed

in her mother's favorite song.

♪ Someday ♪

♪ When I'm awfully low ♪

♪ When the world is cold ♪

♪ I will feel a glow ♪

♪ Just thinking of you ♪

♪ And the way you look
ton-i-i-i-i-ight ♪

[ chuckles ]

♪ Yes, you're lovely ♪

♪ With your smile so warm ♪

♪ And your cheek so soft ♪

♪ There is nothing for me
but to l-o-o-o-ove you ♪

♪ And the way you look
ton-i-i-i-i-ight ♪

Oh.

Come on.

How you doing, pumpkin?

Dad, I'm miserable.

I'm putting on a happy face
for Val, but I'm not happy.

- You're hiding it well, baby.
- Well, you know.

I love him, Daddy.

I know.

I know.

I know you're sad, but...

well, there's no "but."
You're sad.

Um...

but trust me, baby,
things are gonna get better.

They will.

[ Vince ]: May I cut in?

You came back.

Good to see you, Henry.

Vince,
what are you doing here?

You're in Chicago.

All the way
to the airport,

I tried to picture
my life without you...

and I couldn't.

I love you, Holly.

I'm so sorry I didn't believe
you, and you were right.

♪ There is nothing for me
but to l-o-o-o-ove you ♪

♪ And the way you look
ton-i-i-i-i-ight ♪

♪ With each word ♪

♪ Your tenderness grows ♪

Well, it took you
long enough.

Val!

Can you believe
that Vince came back?

Oh, I know.
I'm so happy for you guys.

You believe
I finally got married?

I know.
I'm so happy for you guys.

Hey, thanks
for getting me here.

Aw.

Thanks for taking me in
when I was 16

and no one else wanted me.

My pleasure.

[ laughs ]

Well, looks like my bad-luck
wedding streak

is finally over.

I know,
and it should last,

if you don't keep
bugging Vic

with all your annoying
questions.

Oh, believe me,
I don't even have...

what do you mean
by "annoying"?

Oh, I'm just saying
that...

Oh, yeah,
I know what you're saying.

You think I ask
too many questions.

It's your day.

How often
do you get married?

Actually,
you get married a lot.

Maybe you should go back
to college.

You should be standing
with your husband

under all
the "Star Wars" stuff.

[ both talking at once ]

- But I still love you.
- But I still love you.