01x08 - Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V./Operation: C.A.M.P.

[bunniefuu]

[ Grunts ]

See? I told you guys.

The one thing I hate more than

Adults... Teenagers.

It's a good thing we found out

About their sick little plan.

So, what are you and meg

Doing friday night?

Oh, not much.

Just going up to the point.

Cool! I'm going, too!

Cool. Who with?

Hmm.

Uh, I'm not sure yet,

But...

Can I help you

With anything?

- Aaahh! - Aaahh!

But, julie, everyone

Goes up to the point.

Marty, if we go up to the point,

It'll change us forever.

Come on! Please?

Okay.

All right!

[ Locker door closes ]

Ow!

Rotten teenagers.

So, guess what, guys.

My boyfriend is finally taking

Me to the point!

[ All scream, giggle ]

You're so lucky.

And I'm so jealous.

All: excuse me!

Aaahh!

Uhh.

My older brother said

The point is where he finally

Became an adult.

Yeah, you go up

That mountain a boy

And come back down

A man who...

Hey!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

Hmm.

Teenagers...

They make me sick.

Wow. That's a lot of cars.

Yeah, every teenager in town

Must be up there.

[ Sighs ]

What could all those

Cruddy teenagers

Possibly be doing up there?

Isn't it obvious?

Actually, no.

- Don't be so naive, - numbuh 5.

- Teenagers can't wait - to grow up

So they can really

Boss us around.

So somewhere up on the point,

The teenagers,

In league with the adults,

Have constructed

A supersecret facility

Where they do the most

Disgusting thing imaginable.

They transform

Those dumb teenagers

Into... Into full-grown adults,

Adults bent on ruining the lives

Of kids like us everywhere.

So, as the kids next door,

It's our duty

- To locate the exact coordinates - of that factory

And then use our kids next door

Condiment kannon

To wipe that fiendish factory

Right off the map

With a single mustardy blast.

Then those stupid teenagers are

Going to have to wait years

To become big, stupid adults.

Wow, I never would have figured

That's what they were up to.

So, if we don't take out

The factory,

The town's adult population'll

Practically triplify,

And there goes

The neighborhood.

Not if we stop them.

Kids next door,

Let's move out.

Whoa!

Let's start with that one.

Right.

Once we capture one

Of those teenagers,

They'll tell us where

The factory is.

- Freeze! - Freeze! - Freeze! - Freeze!

- Aah! - Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Oh, man, that's nasty.

Gross.

How can they

Do th in a car?

Ew! Ew! Ew!

[ Gagging ]

Cool.

- What are you guys - so grossed out about?

Cheese fries always taste better

After a couple of days.

Ah, you're crazy,

Numbuh 2.

Hmm. Mmm.

I take that back.

They're not better,

But pretty darn good.

What did I tell you?

Hmm.

So, where

Are the teenagers?

Good question, numbuh 5.

Kids next door, spread out

And find those teenagers.

Follow me.

[ Whistles ]

Marty, I'm scared.

Scared? But, julie...

Maybe I'm not ready

For this yet.

Aw, don't worry.

It'll be fun, I promise.

We just go down there, and then

The fun really starts.

Well... Okay.

And besides,

Everybody's doing it.

Stupid teenagers.

They've led us right to

The entrance of the factory.

Send the coordinates to

The condiment kannon,

And we'll show those adult

Wannabes what happens

- When you mess with - the kids next door.

kids next door

s.p.l.o.r.c.k....

super preposterously large

orbiting rocket

condiment kannon.

Kannon set to mustard and

T minus 2 minutes to f*ring.

Good work, numbuh 2.

- Now let's get out of here before - that thing goes off.

Man: aren't you guys a little

Young to be at the point?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

- Aah! - Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Hi!

Where are you kids

Racing off to, huh?

You got big plans tonight?

Weekend comes around,

You gotta have plans.

All right, you g*ons, let's talk

About your plans, shall we?

We know what you're

Really doing down there.

Oh, really?

I didn't learn about the point

Until I was 16

And now look at me.

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's it!

We're not here to mess around

Like those stupid teenagers.

Now, get out of our way

Or feel the wrath

Of the kids next door!

Hwah!

Ha! Hwah!

Whoa!

Easy, there, junior.

The boss has been planning

A special night at the point

Just for kids like you.

Maybe they'd like to see what's

Going on at the point

For themselves.

- [ Gasps ] - [ gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

I got you.

No. I don't want to be turned

Into an adult.

[ Beeping ]

Man: go on,

Take a look inside.

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

It's a... It's a...

All: roller-skating rink?

Sure, and once the boss

Starts kids' night,

You guys can skate just

Like the grown-ups.

Whoa!

Yeah, baby!

You go up this mountain a boy,

But you come back down a man...

Who knows how

To roller-skate.

Whoa!

Oh, marty!

This is so much fun!

I'm so glad we came!

Wait a minute.

You mean you guys aren't...

Aren't what?

Well, i-i don't know. I...

Yeah, what did you think

A bunch of teenagers

Would be doing up on

A mountain at night?

Well, i, uh...

I-i could've sworn...

You teenagers were...

Being transformed

Into adults?

[ Growling ]

[ Screaming ]

Stupid teenagers.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

okay, this next song

is for couples only.



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door