02x11 - Operation B.E.A.C.H./Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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02x11 - Operation B.E.A.C.H./Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.

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Please, I'm begging you!

You can't do this to me!

Nooo!

Nooooooo!

Aaaah!

Ugh!

[ Grunts ]

I'm serious, guys.

The beach is so boring.

- How can you say that, - numbuh 1?

- Look at how much fun - i'm having.

You're buried up to your neck

In sand.

I know.

Doesn't that rock?

Why don't you help me build

My sand castle, numbuh 1?

I'm the princess.

Some other time perhaps.

- Well, how about you, - numbuh 4?

Do you want to be

My prince charming?

And miss being buried

In the sand?

Fat chance!

That's it.

- I can't waste the whole day - doing nothing.

I'm a man of action.

Okay, man of action,

Go home.

See if we care.

Great!

I'll be back to pick

You guys up at 6:00.

Last one in is a rotten egg!

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Take that!

[ Laughs ]

♪ Na na na na

♪ Buried in the sand

- ♪ Na na na na-na, - buried in the sand ♪

♪ La la la la la la la-a-a

There.

I finished my castle.

And I'm the princess

Of the whole beach!

Who dares build a castle

In king sandy's royal domain?

Thy fortress shalt be att*cked

And conquered by...

Together: the knights

Of the round towel.

- Hurrah! - Hurrah!

Hurrah!

Hurrah!

Release the catapult.

Release the catapult.

Release the catapult.

Heave ho!

Heave ho!

Heave ho!

Aaaaah!

My castle!

Thy kingdom has been conquered.

Henceforth you shall serve

Our glorious king.

Capture the princess.

Capture the princess.

Capture the princess.

Aah!

Hey, let go of her!

[ Grunting ]

Come back!

Aaaaaah!

He-e-e-lp!

Numbuh 3!!

Knights?

Like with shiny armor

And stuff?

Are you sure numbuh 3

Didn't just go for a hot dog

Or something?

I'm telling you,

She's been captured,

And we have to save her!

Maybe we should call numbuh 1.

There's no time.

Besides, he's probably on some

Super-big mission or something.

i'm sorry, numbuh 1,

- but there still hasn't been - any adult activity

that needs fighting today.

- why don't you just take - the day off?

go to the beach or something?

[ Beeps ]

Oh...

Those overgrown tin cans don't

Know who they're messing with.

They made this personal

By taking numbuh 3.

♪ Wally and kuki

Sitting in a tree ♪

♪ K-i-s-s-i-n-g

Shut up!

It is not like that.

Numbuh 3, well, she...

She owes me a quarter.

Yeah, right.

Are you gonna help or not?

How would even know where to

Find knights on a beach anyway?

My liege, thine brave knights

Hast conquered

Yet another castle

On the beach.

And we have brought a prisoner.

Long live king sandy!

Long live king sandy!

Long live king sandy!

Well done, brave knights.

And who is

Our beautiful c*ptive?

[ Giggles ]

This fair princess hails

From the recently subdued lands

- Far beyond the public washrooms, - my king.

Nice castle.

Did you make it yourself?

Do not address his majesty

- Unless he hath addressed - thee first.

It's okay, brave knights.

I apologize for my knights'

Rudeness.

I shall send them back

To "knight" school

To learn better manners.

Now, be gone.

Yes, your highness.

Yes, your highness.

Yes, your highness.

[ Indistinct talking ]

Wow, you're a neat king!

And you shall make

A wondrous queen.

That is if thou willtish

Weddingth myselfth.

- [ Giggles ] - huh?

Want to get married?

Do I get a pretty dress

And everything?

Of course, sweet princess!

We shall let nothing get in

The way of our perfect wedding.

[ Giggles ]

Hey, you stupid knights

In stupid, stupid armour,

Give me back numbuh 3 or else!

Hark, a chivalrous youth

Approachth.

And his heart burns with love

For his princess.

No it doesn't!

She's just... Well, she...

Owes me a quarter!

Oh, a quarter.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, scrap heap,

You asked for it.

Release the catapult!

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughter ]

A beach ball?

Sorry.

It was short notice.

Forget it.

Ready the catapult again.

I'm going in.

[ Laughter ]

- Huh? - Huh?

Huh?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Verily, thou must

Love thy maiden.

I told you she just

Owes me a quarter!

- Uh, so... - [ Chuckles ]

You next?

Are you nuts?

I'm going through

The front door.

Works for me.

[ Sings wagner's

[ "Bridal chorus" ]

Eek!

What's going on out there,

fiancé?

Uh, nothing, honey.

What do you say we get this

Wedding thing going, huh?

To the tower!

Got you!

[ Grunts ]

Whee!

Hi, wally!

Guess what?

I'm getting married!

I'm getting married!

[ Echoing ]

I'm getting married!

[ Groaning ]

Oh, goody.

Huh?

I'm so glad you're awake.

It amuses your king

To have his peasants attend

His royal wedding.

Hi, guys!

So, dudes and dudettes,

Uh, we're, like, totally...

Kuki, you're not gonna

Marry that dork are you?

Of course not.

We're just pretending.

Pretending?!

The king never pretends!

What are you, nuts?

I can't get married for real.

I'm, like, 10 years old.

That's okay.

I've always liked older women.

[ Purrs ]

Well, forget it,

Mr. Pretend-to-be-king.

I'm not playing anymore.

I said nothing would get in

The way of my perfect wedding,

And that includes you.

Knights! Get her!

Okay,

Let's try this again.

The princess

Is going to marry me,

And you peasants

Are going to watch.

Hey!

- Where did - the stupid one go?

- Ahem! - What the?!

Who wants to get the sand kicked

Out of their shorts?

Knights, arm thyselves

And att*ck!

[ Grunting ]

Whaaaa-ha! Whaaaa!

[ Grunting ]

- Whaaaaaaaaa! - [ Grunting ]

Heh heh heh!

Now it's my turn.

[ Grunting ]

Hyah!

Ha ha! Ho ho!

Yah ha ha!

Wha-hoo!

Do you want to dance in the

Ballet or do you want to fight?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Get up, knave.

[ Grunts ]

You must love the fair princess

Very much,

But she's mine.

She... Just... Owes... Me...

A... Quarter!

Uh, when is this wedding thing

Gonna be over, dudes?

I gotta get back to lifeguard

Duty before high tide.

- High tide?! - High tide?!

Hyah!

No!!

How could I forget

About the stupid ti-i-i-de?!

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

Run for you lives,

Little dudes!

Kuki!

Wally!

Hold still while I get you

Out of this.

Whoa!

- Come on! - Whoa!

Hello? Aren't you

Forgetting something?!

- Sorry. - Sorry.

This isn't the end!

Me and my knights will build

A new castle, yeah!

And throw all of you

In the dungeon!

Long live king sandy!

Ha ha ha ha!

Woman:

Sandy, it's late.

Stop playing pretend

And let's go!

I'm not pretending!

And bring your cousins.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

I wanted to stay till sundown,

Dude.

I'm not done yet!

You know, that king sandy's

Kind of cute.

What?

Just shut up and give me

That quarter you owe me.

Quarter?

I don't owe you a quarter!

All right, team.

Let's not give up hope now.

No problem, because numbuh 5

Gave up hope a long time ago!

Together: [ monotone ]

Well, well, well.

It looks like this is it...

Kids next doom.

So what do you say

We break the ice?

Oh!

Uh, numbuh 3, I've always

Wanted to tell you something.

You don't have to say it,

Numbuh 4.

I know you really love rainbow

Monkeys, too! [ Giggles ]

- No, no, no, no. - It's...

Lenny,

What are you doing?

Uh... Activating

The hammer-whacky thing.

- That's not the hammer-whacky - thing.

That's the...

Um... Did anyone bring a 2'x 4'

Technology chain cutter?

- Steady as she goes, - numbuh 2.

I don't want anymore surprises

Until we get home.

Roger that, numbuh 1.

Huh?

Hey, numbuh 35, what's up?

Mobile command wants you guys

At moon base... Now!

Aw, can't it wait?

We've had a rough day.

Sorry... Direct orders

From numbuh 274 himself.

All right!

The kids next door moon base.

I hardly ever get

To go up there.

You heard the kid.

Let's go orbital.

Whoa!

These doors are seriously cool.

Kids next door operative

Numbuhs 1 through 5

Reporting for duty, sir.

At ease, guys.

And welcome to moon base.

You may have heard that we have

A spy in the enemy camp.

Them being rumors.

Well, they're true.

I want you to share

Our super-special,

Top-secret files with him.

I understand.

This place rocks!

So, who's the mole?

I am.

R-r-rah!

No, wait!

- [ Sobbing ] don't hurt me! - Get off me!

Numbuh 4, stand down!

I said... Stand down!

[ Spits ]

Are you nuts?

He's one of the cruddy

Delightful children!

He was undercover,

Numbuh 4.

Correct.

I've saved your life

Countless times.

- I suppose he's right, - numbuh 4.

If it wasn't for him,

- None of us would have survived - that iceberg.

Yeah, well...

I still don't like it.

- Well, - you're gonna love this.

- Lenny here has some - top-secret information

That's too good to ignore.

Precisely...

And we don't have much time.

Stupid delightful children.

They think they can...

Man, that is so cool!

Lenny: my guess is that the rest

Of the delightful children

From down the lane will notice

I'm gone in an hour.

We always take a nap

After a mission.

So you gonna tell us how to bust

Into their mansion, right?

Better than that.

We're gonna cut off

Their coffee supply.

Of course.

Coffee is the one thing that

Keeps adults active and alert.

Drinking that stuff

Must make the delightful

Children as evil as adults.

Precisely.

So there's your transport.

After you cut off the delightful

Children's coffee supply,

Be sure to go over the

Top-secret files with lenny.

Understood.

Hey, where does coffee

Come from anyway?

Okay, juan, give me

A spin on seven.

[ Whirring ]

Eureka!

Hey, cuppa joe...

We hit a big target

On java mocha!

Good work!

Let's keep that coffee flowin'!

Man, I love my job.

Huh?

Together: delightful children

To triple expresso.

Requesting permission to land.

Hey, you guys are good

At this.

- Cuppa joe: - good to have you back.

Please transmit password.

Together:

The password is "sheep."

Oh, I'm sorry.

That password has been

Cancelled!

They're on to us.

Do you guys happen

To have a plan "b"?

The kids next door

Always have a plan "b."

kids next door substandard.

super underwater boats

swims terrifically

around nautical defenses

and rarely decompresses.

"Run silent, run deep,"

Numbuh 2.

Aye, aye, cap'n.

Numbuh 5, you've got

A five-minute window

To tap that coffee.

I'm on it.

♪ La la la la la

Hmm?

Hey, who ordered coffee?

That's not coffee.

That's a delightful

Depth charge.

Wow, you really know a lot

About coffee-based weaponry.

Well, thank you.

The science behind...

[ Explosions ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Keep the pressure on, boys!

[ Slurping ]

Mmm!

She's taking on too much water.

I got to take her up.

Numbuh 5, abort mission.

We dropping ballast.

Roger tha-a-a-t!

Numbuh 5?

Numbuh 5?!

[ Moaning ]

- What? - What? - What? - What?

[ Slurping ]

Ohh, welcome to the coffee shop,

Boys and girls.

We were better off

When you were on their side.

Yahooooooo, baby!

Giddap, tail fin.

Coffee-break is over,

Delightful brats.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the famous

Kids next door.

It seems the delightful children

Overestimated your abilities.

Huh...

We're the best there is.

Hmm.

Do I know you?

Not really.

But let me introduce myself.

R-r-rah!

Ugh!

[ Whimpering ]

Do your worst, kiddie.

I'm runnin' on...

Six cups of coffee!

You can't touch me.

[ Slurping ]

I'm... I'm sorry, guys.

- You gave it your best sh*t, - mate.

But don't worry.

- We'll get out - of this mess somehow.

- [ Echoing ] - whoa!

What the...?

Yaaaaaaaaah!

C-c-coffee is so... So...

So goo-o-o-o-d, baby!

Looks like we got

A live one here.

Baby!

What?

Come back here.

You have only just discovered

The power of coffee, kid.

Caffeinated coffee kick...

Waaaaah!

R-r-r-ah!

Ooh.

Can't hold your coffee,

Little girl?

That's because it's

For grown-ups!

- Huh? - What the...

Say, this iced mocha could

Use a little more whipped...

[ Gagging ]

[ Groaning ]

Are you okay?

Are you all right?

Now that we're rid of the boss,

Let's scuttle this dump

- Before the delightful children - get here.

Together:

Silly kids next door.

We've been here all along.

You don't scare us,

Delightful dorks!

Oh, really?

Now do we scare you?

- [ Nervously ] - yes.

No!

Because we've got a little

Surprise of our own.

- Lenny? - Lenny? - Lenny? - Lenny?

Ha!

In your face, delightful losers.

- Your boy, lenny here, - double-crossed you.

Well, lenny, did everything

Go according to plan?

Oh, yes.

Huh?

Everything went...

Exactly as planned.

[ Gasps ]

Why, you double...

You didn't think we'd ever part,

Did you?

Oh, derek...

Please show these children

The exit.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

[ Coughing ]

Oh, great!

I told you not to touch

That guy.

Relax, numbuh 4.

Relax?!

Maybe you haven't noticed,

We're stuck here in the middle

Of the freezing sea,

And I don't know how to swim!

You can't swim?

[ Giggles ]

No hope... This is it!

Numbuh 4...

- [ Sobbing ] - I'm not gonna make it.

Stop swimming.

Goodbye, everyone.

Huh?

Hello, troops.

Did everything go

According to plan?

- Mission accomplished, - sir.

What?

Then the package was delivered?

Affirmative.

Boy, I'd like to see

The look on their faces.

Yeah, it'd probably be something

Like this...

Aaaah!

Or like this...

Eeeeeeeeeeee!

- Or maybe... - Ooh-who-o-a!

No, wait, like...

Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah!

[ Laughs ]

- No, no, no! - Whoo-whoa-whoa!

Will somebody please tell me

What's going on here?!

Together: finally, the kids next

Door's super, top-secret files.

[ Beeping ]

Lenny, you're an idiot.

[ expl*si*n, popping ]

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

That's good.

That is really good.



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door
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