03x08 - Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E./Operation L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N.

[bunniefuu]

Kids next door, as you all

Know too well, the delightful

Children from down the lane have

Been going to ever greater

Lengths to stop us from

Capturing their fantastically

Delicious birthday cake.

This year, they've tried to

Evade us by fleeing the country.

But, thanks to the 2x4

Technology placer tracer

Numbuh 5 planted on them, we've

Pinpointed their location...

A heavily fortified castle in

Lower sprekenheim.

Now all we need is a plan that

Will take the cake.

I say we b*at the crud out

Of them.

Simple.

We could ask them to share

The cake really, really nicely!

Simpleminded.

Numbuh 5 says we go over

There with some kind of giant

Robot so we don't get our butts

Kicked by the giant robot you

Know they got waiting for us.

Or we could egg-inate them

With a kajillion farm-fresh

Eggs, all loaded into my latest

Invention.

Kids next door

E.g.g.a.p.u.l.t.... Enormous

Gizmo goopifies a lot of people

Using latest technology.

Cakes are made out of eggs

Anyway, so the massive payload

Of egg yolk will totally goopify

Those delightful dorks without

Harming the cake.

That is brilliant!

This is stupid!

Why did you put a kajillion eggs

In my room?!

Well, I wasn't going to put

Them in my room.

Getting late.

- We're all going to need some - shut-eye for tomorrow's mission.

Yep.

Have a good night, numbuh 1.

[ Gasps ]

Aah!

Oh... Come back here, you...

That cake is mine...

Hmm?

[ Chirping ]

Aaaah!

Numbuh 1, what's going... On?

Get these stupid things

Off me!

Oh, man! My eggs!

Chickees!

Enough for everyone to cuddle

And snuggle and love!

Hmm.

Do you think these would make

Decent chicken fingers?

[ Chirping ]

Oh, look!

The chickees have to go potty.

Aah!

Numbuh 5, the window.

Numbuh 2, emergency

Turd-ification.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Chicks farting ]

Man, that was too close.

Agreed, numbuh 5.

Now let's get out of here.

Eggs or no eggs, we have a

Mission.

Since the farm-fresh plan laid

An egg, we'll go back to the

Default plan.

We ask them to share?

No, we b*at the crud out of

Them.

Yeah! Now you're talking!

We blow in, storm the castle,

Kick their butts, and we're

Eating cake for lunch.

Aaaah!

You were saying?

[ Laughs ]

What is it with these

Things?!

Aw, the chickees think he's

Their mommy.

Hey, mommy, can I have a

Glass of milk?

[ Laughter ]

I am not a mommy!

I think a certain mommy's a

Little bit cranky.

[ Giggles ]

[ Chirping ]

Ugh.

Numbuh 5, location report,

Please.

We got another 97 chicks...

I mean clicks, before we...

Oh, man, these stupid birds keep

Messing up my console.

- ]] Relax, numbuh 5, they just - want to help.

[ Yawns ]

Is that all these little rats

With wings can do?

- I still say we should show them - the fryer!

[ Chirping ]

What did I say?

What did I say?

Numbuh 2, we need an

Immediate potty drop now!

[ Chirping ]

[ Chicks farting ]

Whew!

Ohhh!

After bathroom break, the

Chickees need their mommy to

Read them a story.

I am not their mommy!

[ Chirping ]

And I am only reading them

one story.

- "Once upon a time, there was a - little red riding hood, and the

Wolf ate her.

The end."

The chickees want you to read

It slower, silly... Especially

Percy.

Right, percy?

- ]] [ Chirps ] - ]] ugh!

Numbuh 3, I know you think these

Chicks are cute and cuddly and

Fluffy, but we're on a mission!

It depends on super-strict

Discipline, not cuddly

Fluffiness.

I need a polished fighting force

Ready to jump when I say "jump"!

Whoa!

Aaaah!

[ All groaning ]

Well, we're in the right

Place anyways.

That's it!

I cannot run a mission with all

These blasted birdies

Following me.

That's okay.

It's the chickees' tv time

Anyway.

Aah!

[ Chirping ]

You're joking.

All I had to do to get them to

Leave me alone was to let them

Watch tv?

Of course, silly!

Well, why didn't you tell

Me?!

Because!

Too much tv is bad for your

Little bundles of joy.

Whatever.

Just leave it running and

Come on.

Okay!

Make sure bing-bing doesn't pick

On mr. Freckles, wendy sue.

Today, numbuh 3!

Mommy's still cranky.

Together: [ monotone ] ahh,

I think we're ready for our

Close-up.

Greetings, children of the

World.

We're so sorry to interrupt your

Stupid shows, but it's our

Birthday.

So today you're going to sit

There and watch us eat our

Fantastically delicious birthday

Cake that you'll never get to

Taste.

[ Evil laughter ]

You better save some room,

Freaks, 'cause you're going to

Be eating your words along with

That cake.

Um, we don't let them eat

The cake, numbuh 2.

Uh, provided we let you eat

The cake, which we're not going

To do.

Man, you got to work on that.

Oh, look... Nigel and his

Friends are here to play with

Our presents.

Knock it off.

You know we don't want your

Presents.

But our presents want you.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Kids screaming ]

What did I say before?

Giant robot.

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

[ Grunting ]

Uh-oh!

Aah!

Ohh-aah!

Oh...

Take this and that!

Some of this and some of...

Aah!

Aah ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Aah!

Ugh!

Okay, gift box, prepare to be

Returned.

[ Growling ]

Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

Let me out!

Ugh.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now it's time to play our

Favorite little game... Pin the

Sword through the nigel!

Nighty-night, nig...

Aah!

Hey, what are you... Whoa!

Check it out... Numbuh 1's a

Chick magnet!

Oh, just stop it.

[ Growls ]

All right, guys, let's get

Him!

For mommy!

[ Growls ]

Aah!

Ha ha!

Huh?

Yeah!

Whoa!

Whoopsie!

[ Grunts ]

Aah! Aah!

Hyah!

Aah!

Aaah!

[ Crashing ]

Nice job, chickees.

Mommy's very proud.

Now, then...

- ]] [ Chirping ] - ]] oh.

Oh, that's okay, chickees.

You can go take care of

Business.

I can handle this.

Every year, we go through the

Same thing with you brats

Refusing to share even one bite

Of your delicious cake.

So that's why this...

[ Chicks farting ]

Year...

This year, we're going to let

You eat the whole cake all by

Yourselves.

Huh?

I mean, who are we to

Interrupt your special day?

It's your cake. You deserve it.

Come along, team.

Are you out of your mind?

We fly all the way here with

These chicks and then there's

The crash and then...

[ Whispering ]

Uh, you know, numbuh 1 is

Right.

You do deserve it.

Uh... Thank you.

Ew, they're eating it!

[ Gagging ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

Aah!

Attention, kids next door,

This is numbuh 1 en route to

Treehouse base ordering an

Immediate code l-62.

This is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

You ready?

Let's do this.

You have requested emergency

Code l-62... Total

Lockdown-ification.

Kids next door operative

Numbuh 5, second-in-command of

Sector "v."

Kids next door operative

Numbuh 2, 2x4 technology officer

Of sector "v."

Confirmed.

Please verify genetic code.

Authorization accepted.

Commencing treehouse

Lockdown-ification.

Cool!

Come on!

Whoa!

Commencing treehouse scan.

Scans show no intruders.

You got a visual on numbuh 1?

Negative.

He's not going to make it.

He'll make it.

Come on, come on!

Where is he?

If he doesn't get in, he'll be

Locked out until sunrise.

Hold on.

I-i think I see something.

It's numbuh 1!

Uh-oh!

Look out!

Aah!

Numbuh 1!

Numbuh 1!

Numbuh 5 has got to say this

For numbuh 1.

He sure is lucky.

Yeah, there's not a scratch

On him.

Why do you think he ordered

The l-62?

I don't have a...

The tachymabob's picked up an

Intruder!

But that's impossible.

- You checked for intruders before - we locked down.

Must be a malfunction, but

I'm going to have a look around

Just in case.

Numbuh 2, you stay here with

Numbuh 1.

Don't leave him for a second.

And, numbuh 4, go wake up

Numbuh 3, would you?

She knows it's against the rules

To sleep through an l-62.

[ Giggles ]

No, thank you, big-bottom

Rainbow monkey.

I couldn't possibly eat another

Chocolate eclair.

[ Giggles ]

Big-bottom rainbow monkey?

Where are you?!

Oh, there you are!

How did you get way over there?

Did you go for a jog?

You don't have to lose weight

For me, silly.

- I'll always... - [ Gasps ]

What happened to your...

Aah!

Man, this piece of junk's got

Me running around in circles.

How could the intruder be...

Aah!

Numbuh 3!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Cool down, numbuh 3.

It's okay.

Why don't you just sit down...

I can't!

It hurts!

All right, what's going down?

Huh?

Oh, no!

[ Gasps ]

Count spankulot.

But I thought he was locked

Up in jail.

Looks like he's locked in

Here with us now.

[ Gasps ]

You got to delockify the

Treehouse, numbuh 5.

We've got to get out of here!

I'm too young to be spanked!

Can't be done.

Once you're locked down, you're

Locked up until sunrise.

But, in the meantime, let's get

Down to the med lab to see if

Numbuh 1 is awake yet.

Maybe he can tell us how the

Count escaped.

I am not joking.

We got to get our tails out of

Here, or else we're all going to

Need double-cheek transplants.

Would you be quiet, numbuh 4?

[ Gasping ]

Numbuh 2!

Yeow!

Owie ow ow ow ow ow!

Ooh, that hurts!

What are you doing out here

In the hall?

I-i just left the lab for

A second to grab a snack.

And when I came back, all I

Heard was that horrible laugh.

And the next thing I knew,

Paddle city.

Well, it serves you right for

Leaving your post.

Hmm.

You're lucky numbuh 1 is okay.

We'll all be lucky to get out

Of here with our butts still

Attached to our bodies.

Yeow ow ow ow ow!

Aah ha ha!

[ Screaming ]

He's erecting a

Spanking-stein!

[ Screaming ]

Will you shut up?!

Now, listen.

I want you three to guard

Numbuh 1 with your lives.

No snacks, no sleeping, and no

Crying like a baby about getting

Your heinie smacked!

Numbuh 5, where are you

Going?

I'm going to go give the

Count a taste of his own

Medicine.

Ha! I don't know who she's

Trying to fool.

It's only a matter of time

Before the count spanks the

Crud out of me!

I got to get out of this

Treehouse now!

I told you... Lockdown lasts

Until morning.

No exceptions.

You designed this treehouse,

And you didn't put in an

Emergency exit?!

Um, no.

Well, except for the quadruple

Emergency bypass code.

That'll override any treehouse

Computer command.

Why didn't you say so before?

You have to use that code so we

Can get out of here!

I can't!

Only numbuh 5 has the code,

And sh not even allowed to

Use it.

Why in the name of crud not?!

It's the rule.

The code's so important,

No one's allowed to use it.

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard!

Hey, where you going?

The sooner I can convince

Numbuh 5 to use that code, the

Sooner my butt will be out of

Count spankulot's range.

But numbuh 5 ordered us to

Stay here.

Forget orders! I'm gonna...

Numbuh 4, you stay here.

I'll find numbuh 5 myself.

Oh!

I'm never going to find

Spankulot with this thing.

Now it says there are three

Intruders in the treehouse.

Stupid piece of junk!

[ Sighs ]

You're running out of options,

Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 1 is unconscious,

The others are useless,

I can't find the count,

And we're locked in the

Treehouse with no way out.

[ Sighs ]

I could always use the quadruple

Emergency bypass code.

Oh, what am I thinking?

I'm not supposed to use that

Under any condition.

There's got to be another way.

Aaaah!

[ Paddling ]

[ Sighs ]

Looks like I've got no other

Choice.

Man, numbuh 1 would freak if he

Knew I was going to do this.

Numbuh 5, I think you dropped

This.

Numbuh 1!

Oh, man, am I glad to see you!

- But don't bother with that - thing.

It's useless.

Nonsense. It's working fine.

See?

Nah, it's still busted.

It says there's an intruder in

This room, but we're the only

Ones in here.

Then one of us must be...

A spank-happy vampire!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Aaaaaaah! Ooh!

I got to tell the others!

[ Panting ]

What's wrong?

It's numbuh 1!

He's a vampire!

[ All gasp ]

I come in the night to spank

All naughty childrens who break

The rules.

And you have been bad, numbuh 5.

Numbuh 5 has been bad?

Those who use the quadruple

Emergency bypass code must be

Punished and transformed, just

Like the other naughty childrens

In this treehouse.

You have been bad!

And must be punished!

Isn't that right,

Big-bottom vampire monkey?

Aaaaaaaah!

- [ Vampires laughing evilly ] - ]] [ laughs evilly ]

[ Evil laughter ]

Numbuh 1, count spankulot did

This to you.

You'd never spank another kid.

You've got to fight it!

But I must spank naughty...

I... I...

No!

You have been bad and shall feel

The stingy wrath of

Nigel spankulot!

Not tonight!

What?! Why not?

Because tonight is over!

What?!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Yiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

So, for sending me to this

Jail, I used my evil hypnotic

Powers to lure numbuh 1 here,

Where I administered the hand of

Justice to his backside!

But this time, I removed my

Glove in order to transform him

Into a spank-happy vampire like

Myself!

[ Laughs ]

And the only way to transform

Himself back is to spank me!

[ Laughs ]

But I'm in here and he's out

There.

[ Laughs ]

So, can I join your club now?

Huh? Can i? Can i? Huh? Huh?

Ple-e-e-e-ase?

Forget it.

We got a rule... No vampires

In the club.

Forget the rules!

All right, man!

You're in!

Excellent!

♪ I'm in the club

Hold it, count.

Huh?

You just broke the rules,

Baby.

Looks like you...

Could use...

A good...

Spanking!

Aaaah!

[ Paddling ]



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