04x06 - Operation S.I.T.T.E.R./Operation S.A.T.U.R.N.

[bunniefuu]

[ Loud thud ]

- Ow!

[ Grunting ]

- Hoagie, your babysitter's

Here!

- Ugh.

Coming, mom!

- Hoagie was very excited when

He found out you were

Babysitting tonight.

He said it was gonna be one heck

Of a night!

[ Laughs ]

But what can you do?

- Oh, I know what to do with

Him, mrs. Gilligan.

I know exactly what to do.

- [ Laughs ]

Uh, yes, I'm... I'm sure you're

A qualified childcare provider

And all.

- [ Laughs ] - now, you shouldn't have to worry

Much about little tommy.

He pretty much stays alone in

His room these days.

- I work alone!

For I am...

"The tommy."

[ Thunder crashes ]

- Hoagie, on the other hand,

Can be quite social.

- Hell-o.

Here's a little something for

You, sweetheart.

Stay for an extra cup of coffee

At your support group.

Miss lincoln and I have a little

Catching up to do.

- [ Laughs ] have you ever seen

Such a smoothy?

- Fortunately, no.

- [ Laughs ] - well, I've got to make like a

Doggie and go.

Don't let mr. Suave-o-matic stay

Up too late.

- [ Chuckles ]

Don't worry, mrs. Gilligan.

He'll be in bed by 9:00.

They all will.

- Oh, uh, super.

And I'll see you later then.

- Have fun!

All right, listen, you little

Freak!

Huh?

Where'd that brat go?

- Oh, cree...

- I don't know what you're

Playing at, but... Yii!

- Have a seat.

You look famished and ravishing

All at the same time.

[ Purrs ]

- This is so not worth 8 bucks

An hour.

- Why not try some of my fondue

de gilligan.

I had it flown in from the

Mountains of fonduistan especial

pour vous.

- Ew. You're just lucky I

Didn't eat dinner yet.

- Oh, I feel lucky all right.

[ Disco music plays ]

[ Purrs ]

- Do you mind?!

Ugh!

So, what kind of fondue is this

Anyway?

- Well, I couldn't decide

Between cheese or chocolate, so

I went with hamburger, taffy,

And orange soda.

- [ Retches ]

- You know, they say taffy is

An amnesiac.

Go on.

Let the rich flavors tickle your

Tongue...

- [ Retches ]

That's it!

- C-cree, you're ruining the

Mood.

- Oh-ho, I'm gonna ruin more

Than just the mood!

- Halt!

Continue thy evil punch and face

The wrathfully wrathful wrath

Of...

"The tommy"!

[ Thunder crashes ]

- Oh, give me a break!

- How about if "the tommy"

Gives you a five second head

Start to run from his fearsome

Presence?

- Is that enough of a break for - you?







- Aah!

- Whoa!

- [ Groaning ]

- [ Purrs ]

Kitty's got claws.

- That's it!!

It's time to put you brats to

Bed for good!

- But it's only 7:00.

I don't want to go to bed yet!

You can't make me!

- [ Chuckles ] oh!

I applaud your brave... Aah!

[ Disco music plays ]

Enough of this!

Now, who wants to brush their

Teeth before bedtime?

Sandman 1 here.

Bedization of subjects has

Initiated.

All ninja teams report current

Status.

- Sandman 2 reporting one

Subject bedified.

- Two down.

- We're near completion.

- Clear and commenced.

- Mission accomplished.

- Excellent.

Proceed with "plan nightmare."

[ Laughs evilly ]

- [ All laugh evilly ]

- Can't you do something about - cree, hoagie?

- I really don't want to go to bed - yet.

- Me?

What happened to the

Magnificently undefeatable

"The tommy"?

- He wet his pants when cree

Blew a truck-sized hole in the

Wall.

- Well, don't worry, little

Brother.

This is just an itty-bitty

Little lovers spat.

Hoagie gilligan will save you!

- Okay, brats, in bed now!

- Never!

- Are you being fresh with me?

- Minty fresh, baby!

- Aah! Yaa!

- Go, tommy, run!

- Ah ha! Ah ha-ha! Ha ha ha!

- Oh, no you don't!

- [ Groaning ]

- Ah ha ha! Uuh!

Aaaaah!

- [ Groaning ]

Tommy!

Aah!

- [ Laughs evilly ]

- Hoagie, help!

- Tuck-in time, kiddo!

- [ Gasps ]

Hey, what's going on?

Help!

- Take him away!

- Aah! Aaah!

- [ Gasps ]

- Hoagie! Hoagie!

Help, hoagie!

It's alive! It's alive!

Aah ha ha!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Tommy!

All right, cree, what have you

Done?

- You mean what have we done?

Because every babysitter around

The world has awakened their

Brats' beds to march them to the

Ocean where we'll dump every kid

Into the coldest, most horrible

Whirlpool to nowhere!

[ Laughs evilly ]

- And to think I tried to

Romance you!

- Ha ha ha, like you ever had a

Chance, kid.

Say night-night.

- [ Growls ]

- Uh...

Good bed?

Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

Aaah! Aaah!

[ Panting ]

[ Straining ]

[ Gasps ]

- [ Screams ]

- [ Laughs evilly ] - [ all screaming ]

- [ Laughs evilly ]

- After all I did for you,

Cree.

This is how you want to end our

Night together?

- Nighty-night, little boy.

- All right, then.

[ Grunting ]

Aaaaah!

Whoa!

Wh-o-o-oa!

Yee-haw!

Whoa, wha-ha-ha!

- [ Laughs evilly ]

What?

- All right, cree.

It's time I put you to bed.

- [ Whinnies ]

- Hyah!

- You asked for it, kid.

Let's finish this.

Hyah!

- [ Grunts ]

- Yee-haw!

Aaaaah!

[ Groans ]

- Hyah! Ha!

[ Laughs evilly ]

- [ Gasps ] the cliff!

[ Laughs evilly ]

- [ Gasps ] the cliff!

- [ Giggles ]

- Oh. [ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

- [ Sighs ]

- [ Giggling ] - [ loud thud ]

Ow!

[ Grunts ]

- Hoagie, your babysitter's

Here!

- Ugh.

Coming, mom.

Hell-o!

- Slumber surprise rainbow

Monkey, where are you?

Fair weather friend

Rainbow monkey?

Where are you guys?

- [ Gasps ] - you don't think they were

Kidnapped, do you super sleuth

Rainbow monkey?

Who would do such a thing?

[ Gasps ]

Grrrrrrr.

- So, you do like me, too?

Well, why didn't you say it

Before?

Oh, you know how I feel.

I think you're really, really...

- Numbuh 4!

What have you done with my

Rainbow monkeys?!

- You think I took your stupid

Rainbow monkeys?!

Why would I take something I

Hate?

- Because you're jealous.

You could never spread love

Wherever you go!

You could never be so full of

Hugs and joy!

You could never... Float up and

Away?

[ Gasps ]

Aah! Hang on, sweetie!

Mommy's coming!

- Numbuh 3, wait!

- Aah!

Uh-oh.

- Hold on, numbuh 3!

[ Siren wails ]

[ Indistinct voices ]

- Aah!

Eek!

Oh, no!

Rainbow-w-w monkey-y-y!

- Kids next door

S.p.a.c.e.r.c.h.a.s.e.r...

- Super-powered accelerated - cruiser, excellent and

Reaches colossal heights and

Speedily enhances rescues.

- Get my rainbow monkey!

- Numbuh 5's not sure we can.

It's traveling at warp factor

Fast.

- Then go faster!

Faster, faster, faster, faster!

Fasterer!

- I'll give it all she's got!

Almost there.

- Numbuh 4, prepare for

Clampification.

- Clamps powered up.

[ Beeping ]

- Target locked!

- One rainbow monkey coming up!

[ Loud expl*si*n ]

- [ Gasps ] power at 20%?

And 5%.

D'oh!

Well, start quacking everybody

'Cause we are sittin' ducks.

- [ Distorted voice ] the

Rainbow monkeys shall play

With children no more!

Leave now or suffer the wrath of

Ramon 4!

- Well, that's that.

I guess we better go home.

- We can't!

- We have to get my rainbow monkey - back!

- I don't know.

That ramon guy sounded pretty

Persuasive.

- Listen, numbuh 3, we have no

Power!

How are we supposed to find a

Rainbow monkey in the vastness

Of space?

- I can follow their scent.

- How?

There ain't no air in space!

- I don't smell rainbow monkeys

With my nose!

I smell them with my heart.

- Ugh!

Look, how much do these rainbow

Cruds cost anyway?

If we each chipped in about



A new...

- [ Sobbing ]

- Ugh!

- Numbuh 1, will you please talk - to her?!

- Hmm.

Each of us took a vow to protect

Kids everywhere from tyranny,

Regardless of the risks.

No one's going to steal a little

Girl's doll while the kids next

Door can stop it!

Are you with me?!

- All: sir, yes, sir!

- Then let's go get ourselves

A rainbow monkey!

- Uh...

Five rainbow monkeys, actually.

- There was slumber surprise - rainbow monkey, and tea party

- Tickle rainbow monkey, and fair - weather friend...

- Whatever!

Numbuh 2, engage the emergency

Propulsion system.

- Aye, aye, captain!

- Kids next door, charge!

- [ Bicycle bell rings ] - we're near.

- Location, numbuh 2?

- Looks like saturn, and I

Think you guys might want to

Take a look at this.

- Saturn's rings.

- They're rainbow monkeys!

- But what are they doing so

Far away from anyone who can

Love them?

- I say we get numbuh 3's dolls

And get out of here a.s.a.-Now!

- Agreed.

Numbuh 3, where are they?

- [ Sniffs ] - there!

Under the mooshy mountain of

Love rainbow monkey.

- Okay, numbuh 3 and I will

Lead an away team.

Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5, stay on

Your pedals.

I want to get out of here as

Soon as we can.

So kids next door...

Battle stations!

Away team, deploy.

This surface is so... Plush.

- ♪ La la-la la

♪ La-la-la la la

♪ La-la la la la

Okay. I got 'em!

- Good, now let's get out of... - Aah!

- Numbuh 1!

I need full pedal power now!

- [ Grunting ]

Whoa!

- Numbuh 2, they're everywhere!

- Keep pedaling!

- The hull can't take much more - of this!

Whaaaa!

- No! Rainbow monkeys weren't

Made for this!

- [ Distorted voice ] ha ha ha

Ha, foolish girl!

But now ye have rainbow monkeys.

- Numbuh 3!!

- Hello?

Hello?

What is this place?

Are you ramon 4?

- [ Distorted voice ] that is - my now name.

Ramon 4 has rejected its birth

Designation.

- Huh?

"Rainbow monkey 4-ever"?

I've never heard of that model.

- No one has!

Ramon 4 was rejected by my very

Makers.

Behold!

I was created many, many years

Ago at the rainbow monkey

Research laboratories where the

Greatest american scientists

Toiled in total secrecy.

Their mandate... Create the

Perfect rainbow monkey before

The russians did, the

So-called "rainbow monkey



A doll with a limitless energy

Reserve to play all day.

A doll with feelings like a real

Child.

A rainbow monkey with a mind.

The scientists toiled for many

Years to create a rainbow monkey

In their own image.

Unfortunately, they succeeded.

When it came time to be tested,

The scientists discovered I was

Unlovable.

Unlovable.

Unlovable.

Embarrassed, the scientists

Tried to hide their mistake.

- 1... Lift-off.

We have lift-off.

Our stupid, dumb mistake is off

For deep space.

- Banished to drift endlessly

In the dark void of space for

All time.

As I traveled further and

Further, my sadness and

Anger grew, as did my power.

Having gained my full potential,

I began taking children's

Rainbow monkeys.

For if no child could love me,

Then no rainbow monkey would be

Loved.

- A rainbow monkey not loved?!

Oh, you poor, poor thing!

- You would hug a monster like

Me?

- Of course, silly!

It doesn't matter what you look

Like on the outside, as long as

You were manufactured by an

Official licensee of the rainbow

Monkey corporation, I love you

For the rainbow monkey inside.

- I-i didn't even know I had

Tears of joy functionality.

- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Oh, so very round and super

Chunky ♪

- ♪ Bringing love wherever we go - ugh!

And if trying to k*ll us wasn't

Bad enough, now they're singing

Their cruddy song!

- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ We love you

- Huh? Oh, thanks!

- I have released your friends.

Thank you.

- No, thank you.

I hope you feel better now.

- Ha ha, I feel loved and happy

Because I know that you will

Stay with me forever!

- What are you, nuts?

- Hey, you can't blame a guy

For trying.

- Well, that's enough

Rainbow-monkey fun for one day.

Come on, guys.

We've got a lot of pedaling to

Do.

- Hey! The power's back on.

- Ramon did it.

Thank ramon, everybody.

- All: thank you, ramon.

- Numbuh 2, get us out of here.

- Roger that.

- [ Distorted voice ] thank

You, kuki sanban.

I have fulfilled my purpose.

I have been loved.

- Oh, great!

Now it's raining rainbow

Monkeys!

Well, I hope you're happy now!

- I am!

And so is ramon.

- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Oh, so very round and super

Chunky ♪

- 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

- ♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

- 5...

- ♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door