05x04 - Operation B.R.E.A.K-U.P./Operation S.A.F.A.R.I.

[bunniefuu]

And the crowd goes wild as

Wallabee beetles, world

"Champeen" soccer player, has

The ball.

He drives left, he dodges right,

He sh**t...

He... Scores?

Wallabee beetles!

How many times have I told you

Not to play ball in the house,

Eh?!

Yeah!

Fly like an eagle, man!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Wallabee!

Aah! Ohh!

Well, you told me not to play

ball in the house.

Yeah! Nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Whoa!

Wall-a-bee!!

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Telephone rings ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Chatters ]

That's it!

This is my last priceless vase,

And I prefer it in one piece,

Young man!

Now, I'm going out to buy joey

More kangaroo milk.

But so help me, if this vase is

Broken when I return, I will

Send you to...

m*llitary school?

What?!

Ballroom-dancing school!

[ Gulps ]

[ Humming ]

[ Singsong voice ] remember...

Be good, honey.

Oh, man!

What can I do that's fun and

Won't "shattify" that stupid

Vase?

And the indoor motocross turbo

Championships are about to

Begin!

Ready... Get set... Go!

Whoa!

[ Imitating motor ]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

Ugh!

Oh, crud! The vase!

N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Phew!

It's a good thing mom's vase was

Gone or...

Huh?

Hey! Gimme back that vase!

Come back here!

[ Panting ]

What?

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Hey, kid! You can't come in

- Here without a... - [ Crowd cheers ]

Wow!

Oh, my.

He smashed the porcelain off of

That one, did he not?

He sure did, nick.

And it's a perfect day for

Vaseball, wouldn't you say?

I cannot argue with that,

Chip... Especially with the sun

Breaking through the clouds.

And that's not the only thing

Breaking.

[ Both laugh ]

Chip, you are "cracking" me

Up!

[ Both laugh ]

And next up for the

Boston glass sox is

Orrin "krash" kaunfer.

Holy crow, nick.

Krash is having a fantastic

Season.

Indeed he is, chip.

He's broken every record out

There into a million pieces.

And here's the pitch.

Whoa!

He got a piece of that one!

Fo-o-o-o-o-ul cup!

Yay!

Little glue, and that'll be a

Fine souvenir from today's

Action.

This is the coolest sport I

Have ever seen!

I must... Play... Now!

Well, look who has just

Arrived.

We are privileged to have the

Commissioner of vaseball here

With us today.

Welcome, commissioner ernest.

Always a pleasure, boys.

So, commish, did you expect

This many kids to show up today?

Of course!

What kid doesn't like to break

Stuff into a kajillion pieces?

See?

[ Laughter ]

Aw.

And next up we have...

Um... I don't seem to have a name

Or stat on this competitor.

Then let's just call him by

The number on his uniform...

Number 4.

And here's the windup.

Wow. What a beautiful

Porcelain puppy.

I hope it gets smashed real

Good.

Oh! And number 4 nails it!

Holy granola!

The pretty porcelain puppy is

Still in one piece!

Awwwww.

But what's this?

Well!

At least he broke something!

Indeed, chip.

This player does show promise.

Come on.

My mom throws harder than you!

Gimme one right over the plate!

Mom's vase!

- If I break that, mom will k*ll - me!

Put it right in there!

This kid couldn't break a sweat!

How'd you like a broken...

Break it up!

Play vaseball!

Emotions are running high

Down there, nick, but number 4

Is settling in to the box.

What the...?

Hey! He's supposed to smash

The vase first!

Number 4 rounds first base,

Second base, third base, fourth,

Fifth, sixth, seventh!

Uh, nick?

There's only four bases.

He just might go all the way!

Hey, where's he going?

Get him!

Whoa!

Hey!

You break it, you buy it, kid!

[ Panting ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Whoa!

[ Indistinct screaming ]

[ Glass breaks ]

Phew!

Hey! Save the breaking stuff

For the field, you guys!

- It's all going according to - plan.

After every kid gets grounded

For breaking their parents'

Stuff they brought here, that'll

Leave no one to tattle on us

When we bullies toilet-paper and

Egg every house in the

Neighborhood!

[ Laughter ]

At 5:00 sharp, the call goes

Out.

Hello.

This is an anonymous message

From ernest.

Perhaps you think that your...

Insert breakable object here.

Is missing.

But the truth is...

Insert name of kid here.

Has taken it to a vaseball

Game to be smashed into

Eleventy billion pieces.

Thank you.

[ Laughter ]

[ Crash ]

Huh?

Uh...

Does that count as a home run?

Wallabee beetles.

I've been hoping to run into you

Ever since you ruined my

Bully-fight operation.

Get him, guys!

Hyah!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Whoa!

Where did he go?

Hey! There he is!

Get him!

Eep!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Bell dings ]

Whoa!

Look at all this stuff!

[ Bell dings ]

Game over, squirt!

I'm gonna smash you into a

Kajillion little pieces!

Not before i...

Not before I smash your plans to

Get everyone in trouble!

[ Bell dings ]

So, here it is, faithful

Viewers... The moment we've all

Been waiting for.

The final showdown between

Number 4 and the commissioner of

Vaseball himself.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Would you look at the power

In those scrawny arms.

Simply amazing!

Uh-oh!

Hyah!

Wha...

Ohh!

I think that's, like, 87,005

Years of bad luck.

You...

Arrrrrrrrrrgh!

It looks like number 4 has

Switched to offense now.

Hyah!

Yargh!

Why you runnin', kid?

I just want to give ya your

Big "break"!

Rarrrrrrgh!

Whoa!

It's the bottom of the ninth,

Kid.

And I'm swinging for the fences!

Arrrrrrgh!

Hyah!

Mazel tov!

[ Both slurping ]

Hyah!

Argh!

Hyah!

Whoa, ohhhh!

Holy crow, folks.

We are witnessing one of the

Greatest smashups in modern

Vaseball.

This is truly fantastic,

Spectacular.

Hyah!

Argh!

Come on!

Is that all you've...

Whoa!

And down goes number 4!

It looks like he's smashed

His last collectible statue!

I don't think I can watch.

But I will!

Batter up, twerp!

Hyah!

Hey! What the...

Get this thing off of...

Oof!

Well, that's not a good sound.

Arrrrrrgh!

[ Panting ]

Aaaaaaaahh!

And that's it, sports fans.

We have a winner!

Number 4 has done it!

Mr. Vaseball.

What does victory feel like?

Fluffy, like a kitten?

Well, I haven't won yet.

I still gotta stop ernest's

Phone message from...

Hello.

This is an anonymous message

From ernest.

Perhaps you think...

Well, folks, it has been an

Exciting day of vaseball.

Sure, every kid in town has been

Grounded... I, myself, included.

All except wallabee beetles.

Some call him a legend...

Others, a hero.

Still others call him "that

Stupid kid who broke everything

And got us all in trouble."

Well, whatever you call him, he

Has left his mark on this

Glorious game and will be

Forever enshrined in the hearts

Of all kids who love to smash

Things.

[ Glass breaks ]

Wallabee!

But, mom!

How do you know this guy isn't

Up to any anti-kid activity?

Have you done background checks,

Had his office bugged, or, at

The very least, broken into his

House while he was sleeping and

Given him a thorough brain scan?

No, nigel dear, I haven't,

Because the last doctor you did

All that to has a court order

Saying you can't be within three

Miles of him!

And I would prefer if you would

Just let this doctor give you

Your moose bumps sh*t without

All your usual rigamarole.

But, m-o-om!

Shush!

Good morning.

My son nigel uno is here for his



Yes, yes.

Nigel... Um... Uno.

What a cute little... Uh...

Bald boy.

Well, if you'll just change into

This, the doctor is waiting for

You in the examination room

Right down the hall.

I'll bet he is.

- Oh, just get on with it, - nigel.

I'll wait for you out here.

But, m-o-o-o-o-o-om!

Hello?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Wrong room. Sorry.

Oh, I say. Mr. Uno.

Come in. Come in, old boy.

Yes, very good.

Do have a seat and help me

Finish off these splendid

Cookies, would you?

Who... W-who are you?

Oh, of course.

How rude of me.

[ Laughs, clears throat ]

Dr. Phineas b. Sharp is the

Name.

Please, dear boy, sit down.

I took the liberty of ordering

You a grape soda, but I can have

The nurse bring you a different

Flavor, should you like.

No.

Uh... Grape's fine.

- [ Slurping ] - right.

Let's cut to the chase, shall

We, nigel?

Moose bumps are a horrible

Affliction, and it's my job as a

Doctor to prevent them.

But nobody likes getting their

sh*ts, yes?

And just between you and me, I

Never liked getting my sh*ts

Either when I was your age.

Really?

Of course not!

Yes, I ran away at the very

Thought of them, you see.

So, the very least I can do is

To let you do the same, yes?

[ Gulps ] huh?

Oh, you heard me.

Take a few of these wonderful

Cookies with you, if you like,

As well.

Really?

You're letting me go?

Free as a bird, old chap.

Wow! You're the best doctor

I've ever been to!

Why, thank you, old boy.

But, then again...

I never said I wasn't going to

Chase you.

[ Gasps ]

You see, mr. Uno, I find it

Rather unsporting to just hold

Children down and give them

Their moose bumps sh*ts, so I

Like to give them a sporting

Chance.

- [ Laughs evilly ] - escape me and you escape getting

Your sh*ts.

But, of course, we know

There's not much chance of that

Happening, now, is there?

You're... You're mad!

Oh, come now, mr. Uno.

You've only got 10 seconds

Before I start after you, and

- You're wasting them calling me - names?



Actually, it's only about

Five now.

[ Panting ]

[ Animals chattering,

[ Screeching ]

W-w-where am i?

Why, you're in my office, old

Boy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ooh, I say.

This uno boy might actually be a

Challenge.

Nurse jumbo, could you come

Here, please?

Ohh! Thrilling!

[ Loud stomping ]

Good heavens, nurse jumbo.

- What the devil have you been - eating?

Just look at you!

Very well, then.

We'll work off some of those

Crumpets, eh?

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

[ Panting ]

Wh-o-o-o-oa!

Ohh!

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

I've got no weapons, no way to

Contact the other kids next

Door, and no pants.

Mm-mmm!

Nothing nigel uno hasn't been

Through before!

[ Panting ]

Well, nurse jumbo, let's just

See what we've caught here,

Shall we?

Hmm. Clever boy.

What's this?

But not clever enough!

Quick, nurse jumbo... After him!

[ Panting ]

[ Trumpets ]

Faster, nurse jumbo!

We're right on his tail!

Game over, mr. Uno.

Though, this clearing does look

Familia-a-a-a-r!

[ Poink! ]

Looks like they got my

"Point."

[ Laughs ]

Ohh!

Looks like I've underestimated

This boy, what?

Well, no matter.

[ Grunts ]

This is getting jolly fun.

[ Trumpet blares ]

Tallyho!

[ Panting ]

Waaah! Wah-hah-hah!

Waaah!

Oof!

This has been good fun,

Mr. Uno, but I'm afraid you're

Surrounded.

[ Panting ]

[ Trumpets ]

Bottoms up, old boy!

[ Needles whistling ]

[ Panting ]

[ Grunting ]

Waaaaah!

Wh-o-o-o-oa!

[ Panting ]

Ohh!

Don't just sit there,

Nurse jumbo... Give me the heavy

a*tillery.

Try running from this, my good

Man.

Heat source located.

Target locked.

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

Yaaah!

Wh-o-o-oa!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Heat source lost.

I say, we should have heard a

Jolly good scream of inoculation

By now, don't you think?

Heat source located.

Target locked.

Oh, biscuits, nurse jumbo.

I don't see him anywhere.

[ Gasps ]

Great balls of cotton!

[ Poink! ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Sighs ]

Whoa!

Grr!

No one escapes

Dr. Phineas b. Sharp, mr. Uno.

After him, nurse jumbo!

[ Squeaking ]

What do you mean, you quit,

You preposterous pachyderm?!

[ Squeaking ]

Oh, so you got hit by a few

Stray sh*ts.

Well, boo-hoo.

It's not like elephants can get

Moose bumps anyway.

[ Squeaking ]

Well, fine.

You be that way, then.

Rrrrr...

Arrrrgh!

I'll go and give nigel uno his

Moose bumps sh*ts myself.

[ Grumbling ]

Dreadful indeed.

[ Whimpering ]

Can't... Keep this up... Much

Longer.

Aaaaah!

I do have other appointments

Today, mr. Uno, so let's get

This over with, shall we?

No!

Get away!

[ Panting ]

There's nowhere to run,

Nigel, so why don't you take

Your sh*ts like a man.

No!

You can't make me!

Whoa!

[ Whistle blows ]

[ Moose calls ]

Y-you're not preventing...

Aaaaaah!

Ooooooh!

So, you've figured it out,

Have you, old boy?

I'm not preventing moose bumps.

I'm caus them!

[ Laughs evilly ]

And by turning you miserable

Children into mooses, I'll have

All the antlers I need to saw

Off, grind up, and make into

"Chester's marvelous moosicles,"

An ice-cream treat that'll

Make me an eleventy

Bimillionaire!

[ Laughs ]

You... You're insane!

I'll stop you if it's the last

Thing... I... Do!

Ah, but this is the last

Thing you'll do.

Can you feel it?

It's already happening!

Huh?

[ Screaming ]

[ Deep voice ] what have you

Done to me?

[ Laughs evilly ]

What?

This can't...

This can't be happening!

[ Laughing ]

Whoa!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

And that's what's going to

Happen if you make me get my

Moose bumps sh*ts!

Is that what you want, mom?

Is it? Huh?

Oh, don't be ridiculous,

Nigel.

I don't know how you get these

Preposterous ideas in your head.

Good morning.

My son nigel uno is here for his



Yes, yes.

Nigel uno!

♪ Moosicles

♪ Moosicles

♪ Moo-moo-marvelous moosicles

♪ First we take some antlers

And grind them up ♪

♪ Then we add some ice cream

♪ Gloppity glop

♪ Freeze 'em in the freezer

At 100 below ♪

♪ Take 'em out, you gotta

- Shout ♪ - ♪ oh, what do ya know

♪ They're moosicles

♪ Moosicles

♪ Moo-moo-marvelous moosicles

♪ The only ice-cream treat

With the fur that tickles ♪

♪ They're chester's marvelous

Moosicles ♪