01x08 - In the Haunted House

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Magic School Bus". Aired: September 10, 1994 – December 6, 1997.*
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Ms. Frizzle embarks on adventures with her class on the eponymous school bus.
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01x08 - In the Haunted House

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[Beep beep]

Seat belts, everyone!

Please let this be

A normal field trip.

With the frizz?

No way!

Ohh!

♪ Cruisin' on down main street ♪

♪ You're relaxed

And feelin' good ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Next thing that you know,

You're seein' ♪

Wa-ha-ha-hoo!

♪ An octopus

In the neighborhood! ♪

♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪

♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪

♪ Take a left

At your intestine ♪

♪ Take your second right

Past mars ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Navigate a nostril ♪

♪ Climb on

The magic school bus ♪

♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪

Take that!

♪ On our magic school bus ♪

♪ Raft a river of lava ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪

Whoa!

♪ So strap your bones

Right to the seat ♪

♪ Come on in

And don't be shy ♪

♪ Just to make

Your day complete ♪

♪ You might get baked

Into a pie ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Step inside,

It's a wilder ride! ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ride on the magic school bus ♪

[Beep beep]

["William tell overture"

Playing]

Are you ready,

Carlos?

Almost.

[Honk clank squeak]

[Blaat clunk]

Um, carlos,

Was it supposed

To sound like that?

No way! I don't get it.

It looks incredible,

But it sounds...

Ploopy?

Exactly.

What did I do wrong?

[Latin music playing]

Wow!

She's amazing.

That's one way

To look at it.

♪ Good morning, class ♪

Kids: good morning,

Ms. Frizzle.

Dorothy ann, I take it

That that was your

New piece,

"Concerto for

Invented instrument."

Well, it was the concerto

Part, all right, but...

But the invented

Instrument was ploopy.

And there's almost

No time to fix it

Before the concert

At the sound museum

Tomorrow.

Yeah, and we've

Got a rehearsal

There this afternoon.

So, what's the

Problem, carlos?

Well, I have a great

Idea for a sound.

And I see

You're building

An impressive

Instrument to make

It. Marvelous!

That's the problem.

I can hear the sound

In my head, but i...

Ploopy.

Ploopy.

What am I

Going to do?

Well, if you keep asking

Questions, carlos,

You'll keep

Getting answers.

But there's no time

For questions,

Ms. Frizzle.

We're going to

Be late

For the rehearsal

At the sound museum.

And as we all know,

Those who are great

Are never late.

Come along, class--

To the bus.

We're going now?

But...but, ms. Frizzle!

Keesha: but what if

The sound of carlos'

Instrument stays...

[Clank blaat squeak]

Just like that?

Oh, our concerto

Will be ruined,

All the other

Schools

Will laugh at us,

And it'll be the end

Of the world

As we know it.

Other than that,

Nothing.

What else can I put on

This thing to get it to

Make a terrific sound?

Hmm...let's see...

Ok! There!

If I only had more time!

Hmm...more time.

Ok, bus,

Do your stuff.

Wa-hoo!

Kids: aah!

What's going on?

An award-winning

Performance, bus!

Hold on!

Whoa!

And now

For the grand finale.

[Toot]

Kids: what happened?

Ms. Frizzle:

Not to worry, class.

I'll just be a moment.

♪ Oh, dear, hmm hmm

Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪

♪ Oh, dear, la da

La da da da ♪

Hmm hmm hmm.

Just as I thought--

Overheated.

Well, I believe

We'll be here

For quite a while.

We're going to miss

The dress rehearsal!

Now rest up.

You'll be fine.

All right!

Time to work

On my sound.

Ms. Frizzle, isn't there

Something we can do?

Well, now that you

Mention it...

[Kids groaning]

It's really quiet,

Isn't it?

There's hardly a sound.

Just us...

Desperate, alone...

[Gulp]

Vulnerable.

[Screech]

What was that?

It was me.

How was that,

Dorothy ann?

I want

My instrument

To have

The power of

A thunderstorm,

So I put an

Umbrella on it.

That sounded more

Like drizzle, carlos.

Oh. How about this?

I wanted it to have

The roar of a lion,

So I gave it a mane!

[Reeow hiss]

It's a kitten, carlos.

[Kids groaning]

[Thunder]

[Blaat ploop]

All: forget it, carlos!

It looks better

And better,

But it sounds

Worse and worse.

♪♪ ♪♪

What was that?

All right!

That's

A great sound!

But it wasn't me.

It came from there!

♪♪ ♪♪

Oh, isn't it

Mellifluous?

That's not exactly

The word I'd use for it.

Come on, arnold.

It's just a house.

You're not scared

Of a house, are you?

[Wolf howls]

Me, too.

What's wrong

With you, class?

Where's your spirit

Of adventure?

Take chances!

Make mistakes!

Get scared

Out of our wits.

Don't be such

A chicken, ralphie.

There must be

A phone in there.

We can call

A tow truck.

Come on!

[Caw]

[Screech]

What a weird place.

Kind of eerie,

Isn't it?

Get it--"earry"?

Ha ha!

Kids: carlos!

Whooo...

Aah!

Yikes! Ah!

All I've got

To say is,

If I meet anybody

I can see through,

I'm out of here.

Oh, whoa.

No need to be

Hasty, arnold.

[Ding-dong]

[Whap whap]

[Ding-dong]

That is some doorbell!

Oh, well, nobody home.

Let's go.

Good idea.

I'm with arnold.

But I need to know

What made that sound.

[Thunder]

Come on!

Oh, how nice!

Shall we?

Must we?

[Slam]

Kids: aah!

[Wolf howls]

[Owl hoots]

[Rattling]

Ralphie:

Open! Open! Open!

It's stuck!

What do we do now?

We say...

♪ Hello ♪

[Echoing]

♪ Hello ♪

Well, that sounds

Friendly enough.

Ugh!

What a place!

We've got

To phone for help.

Oh, good.

Here's a phone book.

[Ring]

What was that?

That was a tantalizing

Tintinnabulation.

Hmm...

All: no, don't!

[Ooo-waaaah]

A foghorn!

One of my favorites.

Such a big,

Deep sound.

Maybe one of these

Books was making

The sound I heard.

[Woman's scream]

That's it! I don't

Need to know how

This turns out.

I'm out of here!

Ralphie: uh!

[Man's laugh]

What kind of place

Is this?

I wonder who lives here.

Lived here,

Keesha.

Professor

Cornelia c. Contralto,

Eccentric and collector

Of sounds--

Born ,

Disappeared .

How do you know

That, ms. Frizzle?

Because after she

Vanished,

They turned her house--

This house--

Into the sound museum.

This is

The sound museum?

I knew it!

We missed

The rehearsal!

Where is

Everyone?

Gone for

The night, tim,

Which means

We have the whole

Place to ourselves.

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy.

Unh! Aah!

Professor contralto devoted

Her entire life to sound.

Huh? What happened

To her?

No one knows.

[Gulp]

I'll bet you

Anything

She's a ghost

Wandering

Around this house,

Seeking

The perfect sound...

Aah!

Aah!

Carlos: seeking

The perfect sound,

Just like me!

Well, carlos, you'll

Have plenty of time

To find it.

We're spending

The night.

The night? Here?

But our permission slips

Didn't say anything

About haunted houses.

Besides, there's

No place for us...

Aah!

Aah!

To sleep!

Ms. Frizzle:

Oh, why, look--

Student-sized beds

And a teacher-sized

Annex.

It's almost as if

Someone were...

Expecting us.

[Gulp]

[Gulp]

[Screech]

[Owl hoots]

Be sure to get

Lots of rest, class.

We have a concert

Tomorrow.

[Kids gasp]

Now maybe it will sound

Like a ghost.

[Plooop]

Carlos, that's

The ploopiest yet.

It's too late

Anyway.

You'll never

Find a sound now.

Cornelia,

If you're out there,

Will you help me make

This thing sound right?

[Thunder]

Uh, carlos,

Ms. Frizzle said

If you kept asking

Questions,

You'd keep getting answers.

Was that an answer?

♪♪ ♪♪

No, but that was!

Don't be silly.

It's just...

♪♪ ♪♪

Yikes!

Yikes!

A crazed ghost,

Bound forever

In the chains

Of eternal torment,

Coming to get us!

Carlos: listen!

It's...it's...

Yeah, yeah, terrifying.

We know.

No. It's the call

Of cornelia!

Carlos, where

Are you going?

I've got to find out

What's making

That sound.

Um...shouldn't somebody

Tell ms. Frizzle?

♪♪ ♪♪

Kids: yikes!

Listen.

It's getting louder.

And according

To my research,

If it's getting louder,

We're getting closer!

Is that

Good or bad?

Both: bad.

Woman: ♪ yodel-a-he-hoo ♪

What is that?

It's coming

From in there.

I'm going in!

Kids:

No, carlos! No!

[Monkeys screeching]

Kids: wow!

Incredible!

[Sea gulls cawing]

♪ Yodel-a-he-hoo ♪

This is one weird house.

[Echoing]

One weird house...

You mean your house

Doesn't have

A jungle,

An ocean, a city,

And an alpine wonderland?

Nah. The landlord

Wouldn't go along

With it.

Wanda: an echo!

Maybe it was

An echo we heard!

Yeah,

But who made it?

Aah!

Class,

Did I wake you?

Ms. Frizzle,

Was that you?

Yes. Nothing like

A good yodel before bed.

♪ Toodle-oodle-oo ♪

♪ Toodle-oodle-oo ♪

♪ Toodle-oodle-oo ♪

♪ Toodle-oodle-oo ♪

♪♪ ♪♪

Listen! There it is

Again--the call

Of cornelia!

How do we get

Out of here?

The only way is up.

Both: whoa!

Come along, class.

Two by two, please.

Ha ha ha!

Both: aah!

Aah!

[Boom]

♪♪

♪♪

Where are we?

Professor contralto

Built every room

In this house

To show different

Things about sound.

[Boom]

Ms. Frizzle:

Simply soniferous!

Hey! I've always wanted

To play a harp.

[Twang]

Look at that string

Moving back and forth.

That, class,

Is a vibration.

You can feel it.

[Twang]

Vi-b-br-a-a-tion.

Let's get the facts.

When the string

Stopped vibrating,

The sound stopped.

[Twang]

The vibration

Of the string.

That's what's

Making the sound!

Very good, carlos.

Sound is vibration.

Hear it! Feel it!

Are all sounds made

By something vibrating?

Oh, good question,

Carlos.

Come on, phoebe, let's

Try out that drum.

Whoa!

Whoa!

[Bong]

Th-th-there's your

A-a-answer, c-c-carlos!

So I've got to make

My instrument vibrate

To make my sound...but how?

As I always say,

Behind every

Successful sound

Is a vibration.

[Ding]

[Rumbling]

What's happening?

Now what?

Yeow!

Aah!

Can I look now?

Hey, it's showtime!

Why the glasses?

You heard sound.

You felt sound.

Now...

Whoa!

Carlos, what is it?

I can see sound!

Watch this!

[Clap]

Look at me!

[Twang]

Listen.

[Singing high]

♪ High dee high dee

High dee high ♪

[Singing low]

♪ Low dee low dee

Low dee low ♪

Hey! They're different!

Yeah.

When you sing...

♪ High dee high dee

High dee high ♪

Look. There are

Lots of vibrations

Close together.

But when you

Sing...

♪ Low dee low

Dee low ♪

There are

Fewer vibrations

Further apart.

Ah, excellent.

High sounds are made

By something

Vibrating fast...

[Tinkle tinkle tinkle]

And low, by something

Vibrating slow.

[Bong]

You know what?

These vibrations move

Kind of like

Ripples on a pond.

Ha ha ha!

The waves

Start in one place

And move out

In all directions.

If sound is a vibration

And it moves through

The air in waves

And different vibrations

Make different sounds...

[Bong]

Stop the vibration,

And you stop the sound.

I've got it!

It doesn't matter

How my instrument looks,

As long as it can vibrate.

D.a., I know

What to do!

I've got to get

My instrument.

It's gone!

[Wolf howls]

Where could it be?

There's an explanation,

Class.

The question is...

What is it?

First,

Carlos' instrument

Disappears.

Then, each of us,

One by one.

♪♪ ♪♪

Yaah!

Yaah!

There's

That sound again!

It's coming from in...

He-e-e-ere!

[Honk honk]

Oof!

Carlos,

Are you all right?

I'm fine. I'm just

In some sort of dungeon

Or something.

Well,

If they t*rture you,

Don't tell them

Anything!

I'll learn to be

A lawyer

And meet you

Back here when

We're grown up!

This way, arnold.

Wee-hah!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Coming, arnold?

We're waiting.

I think I should have

Stayed home today.

[Gulp]

Argh!

Thanks,

Ms. Frizzle.

Don't mention it,

Arnold.

Well, carlos,

You got us into this.

Any ideas how

To get us out?

♪♪ ♪♪

Listen.

Where's it

Coming from?

It's hard

To hear exactly.

Wait here.

It's coming

From along there.

He can't go

Down there alone.

You're right,

Keesha.

Why don't you go

With him?

Come on, you bunch

Of weasely wimps!

Let's follow

Ms. Frizzle.

♪♪ ♪♪

You can see the sound waves

Bouncing off the walls,

There...

From there...

From there!

Sound waves

Bouncing.

I bet that's how

An echo is made.

♪♪ ♪♪

Those sound waves

Are traveling

Through that door!

Good observation,

Dorothy ann.

Just so long as we don't

Travel through that door.

No. We've got to see

What it is!

[Crea-ea-eak]

♪♪ ♪♪

Hello!

It was you?

Wait a minute.

Is it just me,

Or are you...

Professor

Cornelia c. Contralto...

The second!

And that is

My great-grandmother.

Now, listen.

You've got a concert

Tomorrow, right?

Are you ready to make

Your instrument

Sound richly resonant

And resoundingly reverberant?

How did she know about

Carlos' instrument?

You asked

The question.

Let's see...

Don't you mean

"Let's hear"?

Right. To make a sound,

I need to make

Something vibrate.

My instrument

Couldn't vibrate

Because there was

Too much stuff on it.

I don't need that.

Don't need that.

That goes.

That goes...

I think

He's got it!

I think

He's got it!

["William tell overture"

Playing]

Ready, carlos?

Go!

[Strum strum strum]

[Toot]

[Crash]

[Applause]

Bravo!

Bravo!

Carlos, that was

The perfect sound!

Thanks, d.a.

And so, young man, if

It's all right with you,

I would like to add

That wonderful sound

To my grandmother's

Collection.

I couldn't have

Done it without you,

Dr. Contralto.

As I always say...

Hit it, cornelia!

♪ High dee high dee

High dee high ♪

♪ Low dee low dee

Low dee low ♪

♪ High dee high dee

High dee high ♪

♪ Low dee low dee

Low low low ♪

Ha ha ha!

Is this

"The magic school bus"?

Is this

"The magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic school bus"?

"Magic

School bus"?

I want the magic school bus.

I want

The magic school bus.

[Telephone rings]

[Thunder]

[Ring]

Hello.

"Magic school bus."

Girl: hi. Are you

The one responsible

For that show on sound?

Mm-hmm. You might

Say that. Yes.

Well, what's the deal

With that house?

I mean, you could

Never see sound.

It goes

Way too fast.

Oh, you're right.

That's why they had

Magic glasses.

I don't get something.

If sound is a vibration,

Just what's doing

The vibrating?

Thin air.

A sound is made

When something

Pushes back and forth

On the air

And makes the air

Vibrate.

This vibration travels

Through the air

To your ear

As a sound wave.

So a loud sound

Is just a big vibration?

Right, and a soft sound

Is a very tiny

Vibration.

And what about our ears?

You hardly mentioned them.

Ears are very important.

They turn sound waves

Into something our

Brain can handle.

That's how you hear.

But not everybody's ears

Work the same, do they?

My grandmother

Wears a hearing aid

To help her hear better.

And some people

Can't hear

Anything ever,

Even with

A hearing aid.

They use their brains

With their other senses

To replace hearing.

And another thing,

There are lots of differences

In sounds besides

Loudness and pitch.

A violin and a saxophone

Sound very different,

Even when they're

Playing the same note.

True.

There are enough

Different kinds

Of sounds

To fill the world,

But we only had

Half an hour, and we

Had to leave room

For all those...

[Chuckles]

Hilarious jokes.

Ok, but

One last thing.

Yes?

About that ghost,

Well, that can't

Have been true.

I mean, everybody knows

There's no such thing

As ghosts.

[Thunder]

Certainly not.

[Laughing maniacally]

[Beep beep]

♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪

♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪

♪ Take a left

At your intestine ♪

♪ Take your second right

Past mars ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Navigate a nostril ♪

♪ Climb on

The magic school bus ♪

♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪

Take that!

♪ On our magic school bus ♪

♪ Raft a river of lava ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪

♪ So strap your bones

Right to the seat ♪

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ And don't be shy ♪

♪ Just to make

Your day complete ♪

♪ You might get baked

Into a pie ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Step inside,

It's a wilder ride! ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ride on the magic school bus ♪

[Beep beep]
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