- Hey, looks like we're getting a video message.
- It's from Frankini!!!
- What!?! - Who?
- He's one of the most famous people
on the internet.
- I'm having a party!
And you're invited, Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- I gotta babysit my dumb sister this Saturday.
- I'm here to babysit Piper.
- Piper doesn't need a babysitter!
- You do to!!!
- Well... where's the party?
How come no one's here?
- Entrance!!! - D'ahhhh!!!
- Frankini!
- What is it? - I got the underwear.
- No Goomer. These aren't the male models.
- Uh, ma-ma-male models? - Wha-wha-wha-what?
- I don't know if we should be doing all this
to Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- What is the record for the most people ever
watching a live stream at one time?
- . million.
- And to break that record,
I need to use Captain Man and Kid Danger.
- No more pimple popping videos.
- These Frankini-bottoms are awesome!
- Quick question, quick question though.
Why are there little batteries in these underwear?
- Here ya go!
- Whoa, what's that?
- This is a Domitron.
- Yeah that's a Domitron.
- Yeah I was I was gonna' say.
- Huh!
- Wha--Why can't I move?
- I'm sorry Captain Man and Kid Danger
but I'm afraid that you're my puppets now.
And I'm the puppet master! Hahaha!
♪ THREE LITTLE MAAAAIIIDS FROM SCHOOL ♪
TEE-HEE!
- Hey guys.
- Henry's not here.
- He knows that.
- Hey...what's up?
- Oh, well, I was gonna hit the town tonight...
y'know, check out the action...
- Uh-huh...
- But in the middle of my shower,
a water pipe broke at my house.
So, I came here.
- And did that really happen? Or were you just feeling lonely,
so you came over here 'cuz you had nothing to do?
- Ooo, pizza.
[ beeping ]
- Wha--uh hey, you got an alert.
- Huh?
- Ooo! Frankini's about to start a live-stream!
- Interestiiing.
- Yeah...
I wonder if Frankini's gonna have any "special guests"
on the live-stream.
- Well, we're about to find out.
-[ gasps ] You guys!
Captain Man and Kid Danger are with Frankini!
- Ooo... - Wow.
- Okay! Welcome to a surprise live-stream,
with my insanely special guests,
Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Ahhhehhhh.... - Ah ah ah ah...
[ giggles ]
- Ooo, such fancy underpants.
- Uh...
What are Kid Danger and Captain Man wearing?
- I dunno.
- Now, to entertain you... my friend Captain Man
has asked if he and Kid Danger
can perform a scene from their favorite movie:
A Swim To Forget.
- Wait, what is happening?
Why would they be doing a scene from THAT movie?
- [ crying ]
- Oh no! Tiffany! No! Come here.
Oh! Come on! Oh baby...
stay with me...
- I'm so cold...
hold me...
- Well, why did you go swimming?
You know you can't swim.
- Lance? - What?
- Lance, are you there?
- Yeah I'm here baby, I'm here...I'm here...
- I feel myself... slipping away.
- No! No don't! Don't no!
Please! Let her live!
It's not her fault she swum!
I just...
I just wanted to give you...
a swim to remember...
- Instead, you've given me...
a swim to forget.
[ both crying ]
- Oh Lance! This is so bad!
- Ohhhh, you're all wet inside! - Oh, Lance! Why?
- Okay, WHY are they doing that?
- Ahyehye... No no no no no no...
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- ...that's right,
we already have . million people watching, right now!
And when we get to million...
Guys, tell 'em what's gonna happen!
- We will take off our masks...
- ...and reveal our identities.
- To the world.
- Whaaaat?!? - Whoooaahhh!
- Captain Man and Kid Danger
would never take off their masks!
- I-I know! - What's happening?!?
- I dunno, but uh...
Just gimme a sec...
- Wait where are you going? - We'll be right back!!!
- Hey! D'ah...
Why would Henry and Ray do something like--
- Shhh, just let me talk.
But if they take off their masks then everyone'll know--
- Just listen okay? - I but--
- Don't talk, just listen to me!
- Okay, you stay here with Piper.
I'm gonna go to the Man Cave, find Schwoz, and try
to figure out what's goin' on with Ray and Henry! Okay?
Okay?!? JASPER!!!
- You told me not to talk!
- Noooo, I mean right now.
Yes! Bring it all!
- Who ya talkin' to? - Shhhh!!!
- Why do girls hate it when I speak?
- Wait!
And tell Oliver to bring ten gallons of pudding!
- Yeah, and hurry!
- Who was that? - Sidney.
- Why'd you call him?
- Because...
he does special makeup for the theater club,
so he knows how to make a huge pimple!
- Why would we want a huge pimple?
- [ sighs ]'Cuz!
People love to go online and watch pimples get popped!
And if we pop a huge one, then that'll pull viewers
away from Frankini, so he won't get
million people watching his live-stream,
and then Captain Man and Kid Danger
won't have to take off their masks!
[ cell phone rings ]
- Yeah?
- What kinda pudding would look most like pimple pus?
- Banana? - Banana.
I don't care if it's gluten-free or not!
Just get me pudding that looks like pus!
- Wow! Almost million of you are watching
Captain Man and Kid Danger scrub these toilets!
So, just two more million,
and these boys are gonna take off their masks!
Right fellas?
- Right. - Fella.
- Teehee...
- Schwoz! - Shhh, wait wait,
I'm watching.
- Ooo, I know what might be fun to see!
Boys, why don't you stop scrubbing those toilets,
and instead, brush your teeth! Tada!
[ groaning ]
- Hahahahahahahaha!!!
- Schwoz! That's not funny!
How can you sit there, polishing your head
and laughing?!?
- Well, I'm polishing my head
because I like to keep it soft and shiny.
And I'm laughing 'cuz Ray and Henry
are doing comedy like Suh-turdy Night Loff.
- You mean "Saturday Night Live?"
- Ooo, you say it better.
- Ulch--move... - Aye!
- Okay, something's wrong.
Henry and Ray would never willingly go online
without their superhero pants! And...
look at their eyes!
- Oh yahhhh. Hmmm...
Now you move.
- What? Ahh!
- Ahhh! Yes. Look...
look at that thinga-majiggy.
- What is that?
- It's called a Domitron--
it's illegal in America.
And everywhere that's not America.
- Well, what does a "Domitron" do?
- Well...Ohh...
How can I dumb this down for you?
You--You make a person wear special clothing
that's been uh bombarded with atomic particle waves...
and then, the Domitron connects to the clothing,
and sends electronic waves into a person's body,
and then you can control their brain waves and their moosles,
and make them do or say anything you want.
- Whoa. - Yah whoa.
Basically, it turns a person into a poopay.
- A...a what?
- A poopay.
You know: peh-ooo-peh-peh-eh-teh.
Poopay.
- Puppet.
You mean it turns someone into a puppet.
- Ooo, you say it better.
- We're here! - We got all the stuff!
- Well hurry up, bring it in!
- We're so close! - Ah geez...
- What's wrong?
- Frankini's up to . million people,
watching his live-stream!
- Ulch! So how long will it take
to put a huge pimple on Jasper's neck?
- My neck?!?
- Uhhh... - It depends.
How much pus do you want inside of it?
- As much as possible!
- Okay, then--I think we should use a pus pump system.
- Ah, yes, let's go with a pus pump.
- Um, what's a pus "pump"?
- We hide a hose behind your back,
and connect it to the pimple,
and then we use an electric pump
to squirt as much pudding outta the pimple as we want.
- How smart is this my boy?
- C'mon, not in front of people.
- Okay, live streamers!
We are so close to million people watching!
So now, I say it's time for a beauty pageant question!
Doesn't that sound like a hoo-ha?
- Yes. - It sure does.
- A hoo-ha. - Hoooo-haaaaa.
- Will you hurry up and locate his club
so we can go help them?
- I'm trying.
- Captain Man and Kid Danger...
recent polls have shown that a fifth of the people
who live here in Swellview, cannot locate their own uvulas.
Why do you think that is?
- Well... we personally believe...
that Swellview-Americans are unable to do so,
uh...because...
- Because uh... some people here in Swellview...
don't have uvulas, so...
- and uh...we believe that our education...
such as... like such as... - Uhhh such as...
- Um uh... and we think that Swellview, should help...
- the uh South Africa... and the Iraq...and...
the Asian countries...
- What is it, Goomer?
I'm in the middle of a live-stream!
Oh!
- Look it...
- . million viewers?!?
But we were at . million! What happened?
- We lost some viewers.
- I realize that!
- WHY are we losing viewers?!?
This is the worst thing that could happen to a Frankini!
- I think the problem's a pimple.
- What? I have a pimple?!? Oh my god, where?!?
Oh my god pop it. Oh my god, pop it!
- Oooooo noooo! Look it...
- ...I don't care what else is live-streaming right now,
you wanna be right here... 'cuz in just a few minutes...
...we are gonna pop this guy's neck pimple.
Yeeeeahhhh... this zit's about to get real.
- Oh yeah... - Ohhhh yeah...
- All right...
- If people wanna see something gross...
Get the worms.
- Oh c'mon, you're not serious.
- Get the worms.
- Oh god.
- Sorry, little girl.
But you shouldn't bring a pimple to a worm fight.
- Oh helloooooo! What have I been doing?
Oh, I've been putting worms in a food processor!
Ha...mmm...
And now...worm dip!
[ laughing ] - [ gagging ]
- Aghe aghe aghe aghe...
There! I think it's time for Captain Man and Kid Danger
to have a little snack! Right boys?
- Yes. We want to eat...
worm dip.
- On toast points.
- Ohoho oho!
All right fan boys and girls...
have fun watching this appe-teaser!
But remember: when we hit million viewers,
Captain Man and Kid Danger are going to remove their masks,
and reveal their true identities!
Ahahahahaha! Haaa!!!
- Yay worm dip!
- I like these worms!
- I'm glad this is happening!
- I'm doing this because I want to.
- Worms!!! Ahhhh....
- What are we gonna do?!?
We can't let Frankini make Henry and Ray
take off their masks!
- I know!
Grab that cream and come polish my head!
- Wh...whyyy?
- It helps me concentrate! Hurry!
- Okay!
- Nooo...rub in circles! - Okay!
- Clockwise! - Ahhhh!
- I'm serious people!
The only thing you should be live-streaming right now
is this guy, right here!
'Cuz if you're not watching us,
you're gonna miss...
the zit storm!
- Oh my god we're almost at million!
- Ahehe yeah hehehe...
- Ahhh!
Frankini has . million people watching!
- No! - Ahhhhh...
- Dang it! Hey!
Stop watching Frankini!!!
Don't you see this big honkin' zit?!?
Tell your friends!!!
- million, hundred, thousand,
hundred and ... aaaaaaaaaand...
- thousand!!!
- Million!
- thousand million!!!
- million!
- Okay...
- Oh my god. I did it!
I am the most popular live-streamer
on the entire h-world h-wide h-web!
I mean, you stream me!
You really really stream me!
Thank you!
Get off... Get off me.
And nowww...
as promised...
It's time for Captain Man and Kid Danger
to remove their masks!
- They're about to take off their masks!!!
- I'm almost ready!!! - To do what?!?
- To shut off all the power in Swellview!
- What?!? Wh...why?!?
- Because if there's no electricity,
the Domitron will stop working!
- But... ooo, that's smart!
- Noooo! - Oh my god!
- Aaaaand.... NOW!!!
- Wh... what just happened?!?
- I dunno... the power went out!
- Ohhh.
- What?!? What did you do?!?
- I didn't do nothin'!
No punish! - Oh you...Goomer...
- Kid, you all right?
- Ahh... Ye--Yeah, I think so...
- Show me what you did with your hands!
- Ah...except my tongue tastes like worms.
- Ahhhh...Yeah... Mine too.
- Oh God! Where's the plug?
- Hey! I made myself say that!
- We're back in control of our own bodies!
- Quick, let's take these Frankini Bottoms off
before the power comes back on.
- Right. Let's blow a bubble,
and get back into our pants.
- That didn't rhyme.
- Just blow a bubble
and we'll pitch on rhymes later.
- Oh my god something's happening!
Where...where'd my Frankini Bottoms go?!?
- If I were you, I'd worry about your own Frankini Bottom.
[ cell phone rings ] - Man Cave.
- Take it. I'll wait for ya.
- Hey. - Henry!
Are you and Ray okay?!?
- Yeah, we're cool--
but only 'cuz the power went out.
- That was me! I did that!
- Well I'm the one who rubbed cream on your head.
- Okay okay, whatever, it worked.
Okay? And...go ahead and turn the power back on now.
- Aye.
[ cell phone rings ]
- Hey, it's Jasp-- I'll hit ya back.
- 'Kay-Kay. - All right...
- Hen! Are you and Captain Man all right?!?
- Yeah. Listen, I'll meet you back at the Man Cave...
Okay?...Right after we take care of Frankini.
- Well, if you really wanna get Frankini,
you should bring him to your house.
- Why?
- Wow...I am so pumped that we have
over million people
watching this live-stream, right now,
to see the eruption of the biggest pimple of all time!
- I'm Jasper.
- Ready?
One...two...three!
- Ohhh!!! Oho!
Why did you pop it!?!
- Haha haha! Pus! Pus!!!
- Hahahaha! It's funny because it's gross.
- How long do I have to keep doing this?
- Rub faster!
- Payback is a zit!
- I miss those Frankini bottoms.
- They felt goooood! Ya know?
- Okay, stop the pus. Stop the pus!
Stop the pus! Stop the pus!
Ahahahah... ewwww...
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
03x17 - Live & Dangerous: Part 2
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.