previously on three South juice we're in
like college or something
you'd be amazed if it goes down here man
what's the capital of Thailand you want
if I drink enough the tax will go away
I had a man stud will be tenderized the
wall but I can't believe it's midterms
week already
seems like the semesters only half over
wouldn't be the first time a to number
two we gotta lose focus shows this
electrical outlet
did you just yeah you were nine or less
d*ck how does my ass look at me Oh
gambled and walk you
shut the hell up I love snoop dog it's
so fun good times
hey hey hey what the hell is wrong with
you guys uh-oh crash would you stop that
I can do anything I want nothing's gonna
happen to me
I'm covered alcohol involve it good
Father's Day all over again you
you're such an idiot
imbeciles illiterate jackass idiot did
you Bob that's when I called him a
couple of morons and left in a hospital
mean girls go to the bathroom they pee
out of the bus but that's where babies
come out
very
one of the most important stages of our
century
mine getting the attention I deserve
and to think I would want this to
freakishly handsome freshmen nobody well
if she didn't have kids why do they call
him Mother Teresa maybe she had to
change her name for the witness
protection program anyway the point is
she's dead so there's no way she could
be our cafeteria lady the right goats
are common the Redcoats are coming
what a foul and sua saucy oh my god
ed won the Stanley Cup the I got this
from the saloon uptown I've never seen a
milking stool this tall I can think of
at least three reasons why that's not a
stool it doesn't smell there's no worms
in it and it doesn't look comfortable
enough to sit on he went to a bar Wow
Wow what's it like go thank you gotta
see it take off this one contraption you
give his money
it plays musical Psalm sure it told you
about his trip uptown he's a big hero
but I tell you about my trip to Hannibal
Missouri and you just ignore me oh of
course they accidentally left out the
part about drinking tea on Aunt Polly
port you see they got a Farley pop there
that makes your head all canoodle plated
we gotta go up now why look at it he
went uptown and he's got all these up
sound stories he's got this whole uptown
thing going on I don't have any kind of
thing
nothing what about that thing on your
foot that fell off after I hacked at it
with a piece of broken glass anyway we
gotta go to the bar tonight
I don't know Stanford I'm supposed to
read The Great Gatsby for my English
class that is the lamest thing I've ever
heard and I own the complete collection
of CD by Adam Sandler but I already
bought the book they came with this cool
carrying case
fine read The Great Gatsby cuz that's
what little babies do a wee what does
harder College actually make people
dumber
what kind of slander Oh sue my advice
would be to just ignore it
your lawyers already tied up with your
suit against tickle-me-elmo
not one city tickle me now I can't
ignore it as God is my witness I will
vindicate the reputation of this campus
long as it doesn't get real pricey post
against the current borne back
ceaselessly into the past while that was
powerful well I guess I better start
reading it now playing my younger and
more vulnerable years I've done it
Bartek College will play host to a Nobel
prize-winning lecturer even Hawking
we couldn't get Hawking turns out the
campus isn't handicap accessible but we
got someone even better a Nobel Prize
winner who can walk Gustav von Clausen
never heard of him yeah well he's
probably never heard of you either
I want the whole lock endemic community
to know there's a genius on this campus
I mean because that dog that catches the
frisbee in his mouth L said he couldn't
come he's always full of lame-ass excuse
me Stanford I have to read a book
Stanford I have to study Stanford I
can't swallow that many fish hook lame
ass I gotta see some ID fellas there are
23 yeah I was a big boy so they skipped
me ahead from third grade to sixth grade
which they probably shouldn't fill it
because then I failed 6th grade seven
times
are you trying to bribe me
no forget what you just saw
the double-dip ladies
oh my god did you lose your kitchen no
it's a flyer for Gustav von Klaus and
here you are some kitchen nobody lost a
kitten someone of academic merit is
finally coming to barter for a series of
lectures I hope there are kittens in the
Great Gatsby I read The Great Gatsby
when I was 12
Wow you can remember that far back I
have no memories before the age of 19
you're 18
who are you mom there's a strange man in
my bedroom
welcome to barter College professor von
Clausen
how was your flight you mean bus ride
bus ride my assistant Linda must've
screwed up you did great we were
supposed to have a first-class ticket
you could have a suck up the feed boy
tell you what all your cost this week
come get his credit card number when you
sleep it in you don't really have to
sleep with him I can hear every single
stain and you can forget about my credit
card because I lost my wallet while I
was lugging this heavy bag all by myself
I guess you'll have to take a check man
everyone was in that fog saw a priest a
rabbi guy with a duck on his head
this doesn't look anything like you ah I
had that aging disease when I did that
picture okay young man Bobby's out I
gotta see
what's up dude you like work here or
something I've never seen you in here
before
let's see some ID
success event Claussen Wow drinks are on
the house for Nobel Prize winners hey I
guess that makes me a Nobel Prize winner
let's see here
what do people in bars order I'll have a
gin asam no wait a fuzzy novel you know
why she's give me a penile colitis
hey sweet I have a girlfriend comes in
at school and safely what the well there
are no more pages oh my god I did it hey
Joe
I just read a whole book and nothing
popped up I'm gonna accept the
revelation that we're all striving
towards something we'll never achieve
what did you say uh something about corn
Wow you read a big boy book my brain
feels different it hurts that could be
the awakening of your intellect or
possibly a tumor either way good for me
thanks Lars you go work on my book
report we'll other things still fresh in
my arm thing so Chancellor Rijkaard will
see you Friday at Ben Carson's lecture
oh did he win a Nobel Prize you forget
so many of them here I can barely keep
track anyway for me it's not about
prizes it's about the scientifical stuff
toodles ten thousands reputation is
going to do wonders for barter I got the
whole academic community coming to see
him to his Nobel prize-winning
experiment then you will eat your words
being b*at and I will be the one feeding
those words to you with a spoon or
something okay cut let me do that one
over again your life is not a movie
that's the kind of talk that will get
you a one-way ticket to the cutting room
floor is your beer Nobel Prize winner
now check this out let's eat salad Nobel
prize-winner
su6 king of Nobel Prize winners last all
everyone drink up hook up throw up kick
in I the feathers on dogs
Oh yellow green ski out stupid drunk son
big lousy hog ruin my love for them so
my best girl he was the better man
though had brains and look how could I
compete
I knew grocery shopping at this town
will lead to disaster gotta go get me
some cheap fries tell that cute leggings
guitar start saying look at that idiot
that's not an idiot
that's the Nobel Prize winner write our
own songs 5 drummer big-ass babe
somebody hit me I have been assaulted
just like my freckles I'll be here all
night
no really waiting for the cops they
don't care about me because I am fahren
dear God you could somehow see it in
your heart to the way my wig phantoms
for dis just you wake up you lame asses
get up and party for like it
yeah oh look what you made me do now I'm
on a roll
dude you missed it last night I was the
king of uptown everyone in the bar was
calling me by name
professor clown-faced that's great but
I'm trying to write a paper you totally
meant it but that's okay I'll take you
under my wing tonight make sure they
treat you right no short jokes a
wisecracks by a huge not have you always
been this annoying what's wrong with you
it's like I don't even know you anymore
you're all right mr. study or something
in the conservatory with the wrench
maybe I just want to make something of
myself I mean use my brain to
distinguish myself in the world of ideas
and ideas look you want to be a nobody
that's fun but my parents are paying a
lot of money for me to be here so I'm
not gonna just sit around and study I'm
going uptown fine nobody fine misses
nobody I said that mrs. nobody thing
because you love that book so much you
should marry her I think that was
implied hey Jess Lin done uh no italics
blood work TV magazine I'm out here in
the lobby oh good send him in oh no wait
a minute
have you sit out there for a while tell
him I'm in the middle of something make
it seem like I've got important stuff to
do you do realize I'm the guy who cheers
to you you invited me to see van Klaus
perform his Nobel prize-winning
experiment oh yes what have linda send
you in but not right away tell her I'm
in the middle of something really
important
I can't wait to get my paper back I read
the whole book I even circled and looked
up the words I didn't know great job now
really oh I'm sorry I left a few words
out what I meant to say was I thought I
had a great job until I read your paper
it's so bad I'm going to quit teaching
dal-gu only one kiss-ass guys my lecture
the groupies what I will destroy whoever
did this hey dude beer-thirty
I got that on the hat well well well
look who we have here mr. hawk town wait
that's me oh so now you're stealing my
name too
no you were right I've learned my lesson
the world of ideas can be an
intellectual wasteland oh why did I put
stuff like that in my paper good to see
you finally got your head on straight
he's with me
no problem professor jeez this is
nothing like move on rude don't work
just stick with me everyone loves me in
this place hey there chief
how's it going captain looking good
conquistador Wow
Stanford you've really done well for
yourself you're on a first-name basis
with everyone here
what up princess die watch it jerk Hey
You Know Who I am no I'm Professor
Gustav von clown face
leave him alone he is dr. dangers
disease
wait a second that was the professor I
don't know who the hell you Punk's are
weird unless you plan on spending least
$60 on stunk beer you better get out of
here
what are we gonna do we got to handle
this jealously at least people uptown
knew your name
nobody in my English class even those
who I am this one girl calls me move
this is a disaster
maybe I got a set more realistic goal
like your whole-- read one book and
become a genius thing well there's that
physics thing Joe was talking about you
want to go to that dude are you kidding
who won the physics award in high school
mmm Charlie Grady yeah but who sat on it
barter zoned Nobel Prize winner appears
to be a little late so of enemy time
please enjoy the amazing skills of Rosco
figures I bet there never was a Nobel
Prize winner at this school no Nobel
Prize winner in his right mind would set
foot on this campus oh you're wrong
you'll see Dean a heart I can't find van
Claussen anywhere have you tried looking
for him yes well I'm out of idea damn it
couldn't yet Lisa made a token
appearance you know like I do it my
mom's nursing home
there he is
that's the Nobel Prize winner yes yes it
is
everybody put your hands together
the seat was good
fine getting the attention I deserve
thank you I know many of you might think
I'm cool just because I was uptown and
you're right thank you
all right I pulled it off now whoever
you want just do your experiment what is
he doing I was mercury now check this
out the rumors are true how could I have
ever doubted King Beach I can see the
headline now barter College transforms
Nobel prize-winner into complete idiot
that's a little long I can trim it down
egghead no wait that's just a warm-up
guy Nobel guy is coming oh here it comes
now
why hello I'm professor one German guy I
like playing teeth bada makes you
smarter hey gene I read a whole book
well get back to being a nobody
that's okay we'll be no bodies together
yeah
hey it's the guy who drank the mercury
sweet I'm back oh and look who's with
him it's the guy who wrote the paper
that made the professor quit that's me
they say it's so bad that if you read it
you'll go insane hey I'm feeling better
take the tag off myself
you
01x13 - Fake I.D.
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Show revolves around two lifelong dim-witted friends, named Sanford and Del and their misadventures at the fictional Barder College.
Show revolves around two lifelong dim-witted friends, named Sanford and Del and their misadventures at the fictional Barder College.