[crickets chirping]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[snorts]
-[snoring]
-[firefly squeals]
[screams]
[snoring softly]
[yawns]
[yawns]
[upbeat instrumental music playing]
[monkey chuckles]
[sighs softly and chuckles]
Ooh, ha!
Uh-huh! [grunts]
Ah-ooh!
[chuckles] Whoo!
[shouts]
[gasping]
[screams]
[chuckles and grunts]
[barks]
[both laugh]
Hmm?
[gasps]
-Whoa!
-[growls]
Ooh!
[laughs and grunts]
Hmm? [growls]
[munches] Mmm!
[shouts]
Whoa!
[laughing]
Whoa!
Aw, man, there's none left for me.
[gasps]
What was that?
Talking? [gasps]
[muffled] I can't talk!
Words?
[wails]
[groans] Ouch.
Ouch?
What is an "ouch"?
A word. What's a word?
This. This is a word.
I'm talking! I'm talking!
[laughs] I can talk!
This is amazing!
Ooh, nice word.
Amazing.
Ah-may-zing!
I think that's my favorite word so far.
Amazing.
Amazing.
[in deeper voice] Amazing.
[in normal voice] Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
Wait! Now it's sounding weird.
Amazing.
Is that right?
Doesn't sound right.
Ama… Ooh, tree.
Ooh, I love you, tree.
Stone. Leaf.
Branch. Ground.
Foot. Root.
Vine. Hands.
Fingers. Tail. Nose. Elbow.
[laughs] That's a good word.
-Amazing's better. Oh!
-Oh!
-Excuse me.
-Talking elephant!
-[gasps] Where?
-You!
-What?
-Talking elephant!
Me, talking?
Talking elephant!
[gasps] I can talk?
Thank you
for the bananas earlier, by the way.
They were delicious.
I can make compliments.
What's going on?
I don't know, but isn't it great?
Or, as I like to say,
since I can say stuff now, amazing?
Have we been able to talk this whole time?
That would have saved us
a lot of grunting and pointing.
-[crying in distance]
-Like, a lot!
[gasps] Shh!
What?
-[elephant] You hear that?
-[whispers] What?
[gasps]
[elephant] Mmm.
-What is it?
-Shh.
[coughing]
[coughs] What?
[crying in distance]
[monkey groaning]
[screams]
-What do you hear?
-That bush is crying.
[creature] I'm not a bush.
[shrieks] Talking bush!
[creature] I said, I'm not a bush.
-Shrub, then? Talking shrub?
-[creature] No.
-Hedge?
-[creature] No!
Fruticumque viret?
[gasps] I can speak Latin!
-What's Latin?
-[creature cries]
Okay, we're sorry.
What are you, then?
[creature] I can't tell you.
You'll freak out.
No.
We really won't.
You sound all alone and sad.
Is this your, uh…
I feel like this would be
your shoulder, or, uh…
Whoops. [clears throat]
Oh, please come out.
It's nice out here.
We've got, um, uh, oh…
the sky and, oh, the ground.
[creature] Okay.
Can't stay in this
fruticumque viret forever, I suppose.
[sighs] As much as I'd like to.
Told you you'd freak out.
[laughs nervously] What?
No! Oh.
[both scream]
[screaming continues]
-[both] Ooh! Ooh.
-[elephant sighs]
So, why were you crying?
Is it because you're,
like, you know, really super freaky?
-[gasps]
-[muffled] What did I say?
Is it, though?
[alien] No. It's just…
Have you heard of the word "alien"?
We hadn't heard any words
until, like, five minutes ago.
Well, you see, I come from very far away.
[monkey] The sky?
All I want is to go home.
Oh, that's easy!
[alien] What? Hey, no!
[screams]
[both laugh]
[both grunting]
[laughs]
[alien groans]
What did you do that for?
You said you wanted to go home.
Well, yeah. Okay.
But, I mean, it takes a lot more than that
to exit the Earth's atmosphere--
Gotcha!
I have the regret… [muffled] No.
[screams]
He seemed nice.
I wonder what he… [babbling]
What's tha… [babbling]
-[alien] Aah! Oh!
-[thuds]
Um, look, I don't mean to cause a fuss.
-Would you mind not doing that?
-Sorry.
Hey, we can talk again.
[gasps] You're making us talk!
It's not me. Hang on, just… Where's that…
[muttering] Ah, there we go.
If you're anywhere near this, then--
-What is that?
-It's a speech pod.
-Oh, I love peaches!
-[glass clinks]
-[groans]
-Not peach.
Sp-p-p… speech.
-This makes us talk?
-[alien] Yes.
-Could I have…
-[laughs] This is amazing!
-That's my favorite word, by the way.
-Nice.
[gasps] The others have got to try this!
[giggling]
[sighs] Oh, boy.
[chuckling]
[groans and yelps]
Just wait till I get my paws on you,
you'll wish you'd never ripened!
Huh? Huh?
Get off my lawn! Get off!
-Off, off, off, off, off, off…
-[screams]
…off, off, off, off!
[hisses] Hmph!
And, you! Get off my back,
you yellow-bellied
delicious tropical tormentor!
-[knocking]
-[egg 1] Who's there?
-[egg 2] Egg.
-[egg 1] Egg who?
[egg 2] No. Just Egg. Why?
Is there other stuff out there
-I don't know about?
-[egg 2 giggles] Who knows?
[egg 3] I want out!
Uh-uh-uh. Not yet, dears.
-Too soon for you.
-[monkey chuckles]
Ball. Ball, ball,
ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
-Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
-[chuckles]
-Whoo!
-Huh? Ball.
[monkey laughs]
[gasps]
-[laughs] Come on.
-[grunting]
Say something. Just a word.
[elephant clears throat]
-[monkey] Hmm?
-[alien sighs]
[both gasp]
-[groans]
-Oh.
-Hey?
-[grunts]
[elephant trumpets]
Oh, coming. I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
No, that's quite all right.
I'm used to this sort of thing.
[gasping and screaming]
Huh?
Hey, who are you? What are you?
What are you doing here?
You're a newcomer.
-Do you know the rules?
-R… Rules?
When you're in this jungle,
you need to know the rules.
[clears throat]
Rule one, stay off my lawn!
Rule three, don't ever, ever…
[alien] What happened to rule two?
…ever correct me!
Rule four, I'm right, you're wrong.
Rule next…
Look, you don't need to tell me this.
I'm trying to go home.
-Huh?
-He's from the sky.
Well, no… a bit further than that.
I come from…
Please don't throw me again.
[panting]
I come from a planet called Scaldron.
It's another world far beyond the stars.
[both] Ooh!
[sarcastically] Ooh.
But I'm not allowed to go back
until I complete my mission.
A mission!
That sounds A to the may to the zing!
Favorite word.
I'm allowed to do stuff like that to it.
[clears throat] What's your mission?
I'd rather not talk about it.
-But we can help!
-Yeah.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm not helping anyone
unless there's something in it for me.
Honestly, you don't have to help.
Ah, no, no, no. Nice try.
You can't leave me out of this!
I'm helping and that's final!
Look, it's something I have to do myself.
So, if it's all the same to you,
I'd really rather be alone.
[all gasp]
[all sigh]
[sad music playing]
[birds chirping]
[sighs]
You're still there, aren't you?
You look like you could use some company.
It's very lonely, being alone.
We'll stay with you until you feel better.
I don't need help.
I'm a Scaldronian.
-Scaldronians don't need help!
-Loud words!
That's upsetting me.
[splutters] Sorry, I didn't mean to shout.
Oh, don't worry, he's always upset.
I am always upset!
Don't you say I am.
-What?
-You see?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Exactly!
What I mean to say is…
it's very kind of you, thank you,
but you can't help me,
and you wouldn't even like it if you did.
But if you don't complete your mission…
[gasps] You can't go home.
And if you can't go home, you won't…
See your family.
[both crying loudly]
Poor alien.
Can't go back home.
-[crying continues]
-[whimpering]
-[howling]
-[groans]
[howling]
Oh, come now.
There, there. Chin up.
But you can't go home,
and it's so far away.
And we can't help you.
And what about your friends?
-Oh, that's not a problem.
-[monkey] Hmm?
I don't have any friends.
-[both crying loudly]
-[howling]
Look, it's not…
Oh, boy. Please don't cry.
-[crying continues]
-Okay, fine.
[crying stops]
I'll do it. I'll give it a go.
[elephant] Huh?
-Your mission?
-Yep. Why not?
If it'll stop all the, you know…
[mimics crying] …stuff.
Yes!
Okay. Well, I guess this is it, then.
The, um, moment.
[all gasp]
[clears throat] I…
Uh, hang on.
Hold on a sec. Let me just, uh…
[mumbles]
[mumbling]
Yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
Hmm…
Okay then, sorry about that.
Uh… [clears throat]
I claim this planet
in the name of the mighty people of…
-Hey!
-[grunts] Mmm.
Oh, great.
[egg 1 giggling] Freedom! Whoo!
Look out, coming through! Terribly sorry.
-Come back here, young lady.
-[egg 1] Ah, man.
[sighs]
-Carry on.
-Yeah, go on.
But… he took my…
Don't worry about that.
You can do it. Right, guys?
You can do anything
you set your mind to, dear.
-[egg 1] I set my mind to freedom!
-Uh, uh, uh. Not you.
[egg 1] Aw!
[egg 2] Uh-oh.
Uh… Um… Uh… Uh…
[clears throat] I claim this planet…
in the name
of the mighty people of Scaldron!
Surrender peacefully or meet the wrath…
Is it wrath, wrath…
The wrath
of the mighty people of Scaldron!
Uh, that's… that's a bit repetitive.
Should probably rewrite that. And, uh…
Yeah, um, there, there you have it.
That's my big, uh…
The end.
[panting]
We surrender peacefully!
You… You do?
Wait just one second.
I, for one, do not surrender peacefully.
Well, I mean, you really don't have to…
I surrender peacefully.
-You did it!
-I did?
-Yeah, well done!
-[all laugh and cheer]
[hedgehog sarcastically] Whoopee.
I did it.
I… I conquered a planet.
[groans]
[exhales]
Hmm!
[sighs deeply]
-[fly buzzing]
-Huh?
So, now what?
Um… [mumbles]
Right. Well, usually,
when a planet is conquered,
um, there's like pandemonium
and chaos all around.
[munches]
Uh, so I guess,
as your new leader,
my first job would be to bring, uh…
peace.
-[all gasp loudly]
-[screams]
[all screaming]
[chuckling]
-[screams]
-[gasps]
-[egg 1] Here's our chance.
-[elephant screams]
-[egg 2] Yeah!
-[egg 1] Let's go!
-[egg 2] Yeah.
-[egg 3] I don't know what we're doing,
-but I'm excited!
-[egg 2] Yeah!
[gasps]
-[giraffe screaming]
-Oh!
-Now, now, guys, remember, peace.
-[all screaming]
-[egg 1] Yeah!
-Oh, dear.
-[all screaming]
-[laughing]
[shrieks]
-[laughs]
-[giraffe screaming]
[screams]
Whoa!
[gasping]
[monkey screams]
[giraffe screaming]
-Oh!
-[monkey groans]
-Not so fun, is it?
-[whimpers]
-You're not very good at this, are you?
-[rhino] Huh?
[grunts]
-[buzzing]
-Time to run away!
-What?
-[monkey screams]
[buzzing]
As ruler of this planet,
I order you to… [yelps]
-Why did you do that?
-I saved your life.
Why?
[monkey] You have to be alive
to get home, don't you?
[alien] Well, yes, but…
You know, somehow it feels
like now is not the best time
to be having this conversation.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Boost! Boost! [grunts]
[laughs] Rhino power!
[rumbling]
Huh?
[buzzing]
[panting]
[wheezes]
Hey. Wait. No, don't!
[rhino screams]
[crashes]
[panting]
[groans]
[both laugh]
[sighs] I'm terribly sorry
about all of this.
Oh, this?
This is pretty normal around here.
Normal? You call this normal?
Look here, jelly boy.
You know, I do have a name. I'm Fneep.
-What's your name?
-Ah, hmph!
Humph, huh?
Uh, pleased to meet you, Humph.
Hmph?
Oh, my turn! I want a name.
Uh, okay.
Um, well, you've got a trunk, and…
Trunk! I love it!
Oh, uh, wow. Um, okay then.
Uh, not quite, uh,
where I was going, but, yeah.
-Hi, my name is Trunk.
-Yes…
[in sing-song voice] Hello!
Trunk here. Hmm.
-Ah…
-[in normal voice] Hey, there. Trunk.
Ooh! [giggles]
Oh! Me! Me! Do me next.
-Fluffy Bum!
-[gasps]
Fluffy Bum!
No, that can't be your name.
-Banana Breath.
-Ooh, I do like bananas.
-No!
-Ear Face.
-Ear Face?
-Nose Boy.
[Trunk] No!
Monkey… Ooh…
Yes, Munki.
-I wasn't finished.
-Munki.
-Pleased to meet you, Munki.
-[muffled] Hello.
And, uh, I'm Trunk, by the way.
Yes, Trunk, pleased to meet you, too.
[squeals and giggles]
And what about you?
Oh, my name is
Rockford Haberdashery Pleasant the Third.
But you can call me Rocky.
-[Humph grunts and screams]
-Ball! Ball, ball, ball, ball…
[Humph] Get away from me,
you great galoot!
Well, Fneep, now that your mission
is done, how do we get you home?
Ah, well… you see, my, uh…
My spaceship, it, um…
Yeah, it's quite far away,
and it might be, uh…
just a… just a teensy bit crashed.
So, uh, it doesn't exactly fly anymore.
-But then you can't go home.
-And…
-[crying]
-[whimpers]
Uh, no, no, but, but wait.
Uh, it may not fly,
but now that I've conquered the planet,
I'm allowed to use
the homing beacon in my ship
and they'll come and pick me up. Uh…
They have to come anyway to, uh, um…
Well, uh, to see this lovely planet
that I've conquered, obviously.
Well, let's go to your ship then.
-Yeah!
-Um, it's a long walk, I'm afraid.
Long walk? I'm out!
-You don't have to come.
-Oh, I'm coming!
-Why are you always so grumpy?
-Exactly.
Let's just go and get this over with.
-Actually, it's this way.
-No, it's not, it's this way.
Huh? What the… [muttering angrily]
Ha!
[coos]
[chuckles softly]
[sighs deeply] Huh?
What? Hmm?
-Ah!
-[egg] Mmm-mmm-mmm.
[sighs]
[gasps]
♪ Scaldron, Scaldron
Most terrifying planet in the universe ♪
♪ We're all really mean
And we're very, very strong ♪
♪ We take what we want
And you can't stop us ♪
♪ So there, so there, so there ♪
[Trunk gasps]
[both] ♪ So there, so there, so there ♪
♪ So there, so there, so… ♪
-[blows raspberry]
-Ooh.
♪ There, so there ♪
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[blowing raspberries to tune]
-[laughs] That's a great song.
-[Fneep] Yeah.
-A little bit treasonous, but…
-[creaking]
What's Scaldron like?
You have mangoes there?
[Fneep] No. But we do have giant
flaming death tarantulas.
How about pears?
Actually, most of the tarantulas
were eaten by doom snakes.
Pineapples?
And the snakes
were dissolved by acidic slime wolves.
Oh. Bananas?
Oh, yeah, huge bananas.
[gasps] Sounds amazing. [yelps]
[Munki humming]
[growls and laughs]
[growls]
Huh? [grunting]
Hmm… [grunts]
[Munki humming]
[wildebeests bellowing]
[low growling]
-[wildebeests vocalizing]
-Huh?
[melodious vocalizing]
[all giggling]
[continue vocalizing]
-This is great.
-Yes.
It's like a backing track
for our triumphant new leader.
-[singing stops suddenly]
-[all gasp]
-[wildebeest] Leader?
-[all gasp]
There's only one leader around here.
And it is me.
No, Fneep's the leader. Aren't you, Fneep?
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yes, yes, I am.
[splutters] I mean,
I gave a speech and everything.
It was very good.
And I even, well, for a moment
at least, pointed my…
you know, G-U-N.
A gnu? [laughs]
You pointed a gnu?
What does that even mean?
No, that's not…
Look, speech or no speech,
pointing gnu or no pointing gnu,
you are not the leader.
-Am, too.
-Ooh!
"Am, too." That's a good one.
I didn't see that coming.
Try saying, "Are not," again.
Brilliant. Yeah, okay, okay.
[clears throat]
[chuckles] Are not.
Am, too.
[all gasp]
Double repeat.
He went with the double repeat.
Oh, he's good. He's good.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
[chuckles] I know. I know.
Why?
Because.
Curse your freakishly wily retorts!
Try stick your tongue out
and go… [blows raspberry]
Like this? Aah… [spluttering]
No, no, no.
It's more closed, like this.
[blows raspberry]
[spluttering] Aah…
Just tighten your lips and blow.
[all blowing raspberries]
[Lead Wildebeest] Oh, I got it!
[blows raspberry]
[slurred] Where are you going?
-[Fneep] Back to my ship.
-Stop him!
[wildebeest] Huh?
Uh? That is very disconcerting!
Oh.
[nervously] Um…
-Sorry.
-[grunts]
[Trunk] Pardon me.
Coming through. [chuckles]
Oops. Uh, let me just… [grunts]
Sorry about that, uh… [chuckles]
You're all surprisingly okay with the fact
that you can suddenly talk
and sing. Why is that?
Before this, all you really did
was eat grass and stam--
-[wildebeests gasp]
-Stop!
Don't say that word.
-What, stam--
-[all gasp]
-How about stam…
-[chatters]
…poodle? [chuckles]
Stam…
pickle!
[Fneep] ♪ Scaldron, Scaldron ♪
-Stam…
-[all gasp]
…papaloola!
♪ We take what we want
And you can't stop us ♪
♪ So there, so there, so there ♪
Oh… Oh, that's… That's just wrong.
Ooh. Ooh, give me a sec.
Words are one thing. And oozing… [gags]
Walking through legs is another.
But you do not have
the singing voice of a leader.
And everyone knows the best singer…
♪ Is always the leader! ♪
And that is me!
[operatic singing]
-[wildebeests gasp]
-[pants]
Oh…
[splutters] The second best singer
is always the leader.
And that's me. I can do
all the squiggly bits like…
[scatting]
[continues to scat]
[all gasp]
And I can go…
Aah!
[all] Huh!
[singing in high-pitch voice]
♪ All the way up here! ♪
Oh. You need to go high
to be leader, do you?
[thrumming]
[high-pitched] Is this high enough?
Or how about this?
[high-pitched] Huh?
[high-pitched] Ooh, that's very good.
[high-pitched] I didn't know
it could do that!
That doesn't count.
We're all high-pitched.
-I can go high. I'm the leader.
-No, me. I'm the leader.
[wildebeests chattering]
[Rocky] Leader, leader, leader…
Oh, who am I? I'm the leader…
-Look. Oh, uh, hang on a sec, let me just…
-I'm the leader, I'm the leader…
[voice sinks in pitch]
I'm the leader. I am.
[in normal voice] Hey, what happened?
Oh, man!
Look, you're great
at what you do. Right, guys?
It's not because you can sing high
that the others follow you.
It's because you love what you do.
I do love singing.
They love singing with you
because you love it.
Not because you say you can do it,
or tell them to do it,
because you just do it.
I concede, you're a better singer than me.
That's true.
But I did conquer the planet.
So, I'd really like
to keep moving along now.
Of course.
Aw. That makes me all warm
and fuzzy on the inside.
I'm warm and fuzzy on the outside. Feel.
[giggles]
Hey, Trunk, watch this.
Stam…
potato.
Stam…
paloney-macaroni.
[gasps] I wanna try. Stam…
pede!
-[wildebeest] Stampede!
-[whooping]
Did I do it wrong?
[Old Wildebeest] Yeehaw!
Oh, boy, I sure love it
when a stampede gets going.
Nothing that anyone can say can stop it.
We just charge and charge
right through everything,
destroying everything in our path.
Nothing gets in our way, yes, sirree!
See? Told you.
[chuckling] Stampede.
[both chuckle]
[rumbling]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[egg giggling]
[sighs]
You know, you did great back there.
Yeah. That was very leader-y of you.
[egg] Hey, wait up. I wanna come, too.
[egg grunts]
-[squelch]
-[gasps loudly]
No!
No! No! No! No!
No, no, please, no! [gasps]
So, where are we going?
-Oh, thank goodness.
-[sighs]
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
It wasn't your fault.
[gasps] I'm a bird!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Check these out. Whoo-hoo!
I can fly!
[grunts]
Awesome!
Oh! Thank goodness you're okay.
Again! I wanna go again! I wanna fly!
Oh, Baby. We're ostriches.
We live on the ground.
Hmm. I'm not convinced.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa!
[chuckles] Oh, Baby, you can't fly.
You're kidding. Then what are these for?
I think they're for this.
[groans]
[Munki] Fneep, you okay?
Can I get back to my ship now, please?
Yeah, yeah, sure thing. Lead the way.
Come on, young lady.
It's back to the nest for you.
Can I try again?
If I was a bit higher,
I'd have enough forward thrust
and the air-pressure differential
would be able to generate
sufficient lift to be able to fly.
[Mama] Uh-uh-uh. I'm not letting you
out of my sight again. Come along.
Oh, man.
[Old Wildebeest laughs] Stampede!
[laughs] Wee-haw!
[muttering gibberish]
Huh? [babbling]
[babbling] Huh?
[mutters and gasps]
[groans]
[grumbling]
[continues muttering gibberish]
Huh?
[bird calls]
[growls angrily]
[chuckles]
You okay? What happened back there?
[Fneep] Why was she squeezing her?
-Huh?
-The mother one.
Why was she squeezing the, uh, baby one?
Squeezing? Oh, that's called a hug.
[Trunk] You don't have hugs
where you're from?
What's it for?
It's… to make you feel better.
To say, "I love you."
To let you know you're not alone.
To let you know you're special.
I can't believe you don't have hugs
where you're from.
How do you say, "I love you"?
Well, we don't.
What? How do you ever feel special?
The only way to do that
is to conquer planets.
That shows you're strong
and worthy of respect.
The more planets, the more respect,
and the more special you feel.
Or so I've heard.
Sounds like
pretty hard work to feel special.
But you haven't conquered
any planets until this one.
-[Fneep] You don't need to remind me.
-[Trunk sighs]
[Trunk] Has no one ever told you
you're special before?
Hug!
No, that's quite all right.
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug!
It doesn't matter to us that
you haven't conquered lots of planets.
-Yeah.
-Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.
[Fneep] Get back!
P… Please, just, just don't, okay?
Hug?
-[Humph muttering gibberish]
-[rustling]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[ominous music playing]
[screams]
[grunts]
[muttering]
Huh? Huh?
[gasps]
[screams]
[muttering loudly]
[panting]
[grunting]
[spooky sci-fi music playing]
[rumbling]
What's that?
I didn't have my breakfast this morning.
[rumbling continues]
Look, sometimes there just aren't
enough bananas to go around!
[rumbling intensifies]
Oh, somebody get him
something to eat quick!
-[laughs] Running.
-[Trunk] Huh?
Oh, they're coming this way!
[laughs] Running!
[gasps] Climb up quick! Come on.
Grab on. You'll be safe up here.
[splutters] I can't.
It's against the rules to be safe.
[Trunk] Incoming!
Come on! I'm trying to help you.
Why do you keep trying to help?
I'm a Scaldronian.
Scaldronians never ask for help. Never!
Well, monkeys always help. Always!
And elephants! Get up here!
Ah! Okay. We're backing up, backing up.
[Trunk gasps]
What are you doing?
I won't leave you alone down here.
Guys, you're gonna get smooshed!
-[Fneep] Get back up!
-Not without you!
Why won't you just let me be?
Because we're your friends!
[Trunk] Smooshing imminent!
[Trunk whimpers]
-[Old Wildebeest] Woo-hoo-hoo!
-[Trunk] Ah.
[breathing heavily] So, just to confirm,
I'm still the lead singer, right?
[exhales] Yes, you are.
Great. Glad that's settled.
Why didn't you climb on board?
Did you not hear me about the smooshing?
I can't keep taking your help.
You don't understand what it is
to have your planet conquered, do you?
Uh, nope!
But we do understand something about home.
You're not supposed
to want to help me get home!
You're not supposed to like me.
But we were just trying to…
Help. Yeah, I know. Yeah.
And I wish you wouldn't.
'Cause you're making all this
much harder for me than it should be.
I really wish you'd leave me alone now
and stop trying to be so nice to me.
He seems a bit down.
He's never had a…
you know, H-U-G before.
What's a hgu?
[Humph grumbling]
Rolling, rolling, rolling…
Rolling? Huh! I can talk again.
Whoa! Dizzy.
I like it. What? No, I don't.
You like it. Who said that? What?
Oh, okay, I'm talking,
so I must be close to the others.
Just wait until I find you,
give you a piece of my mind.
[scoffs] Not just one piece.
I'll give you three.
Tell you what,
let's make it four. Do I hear five? Huh?
Oh!
Shiny.
[screams]
[groans]
[panting] Oh.
Oh. Oh!
[chuckles]
Mmm. Nyah! [growls]
[chuckles]
Oh…
[whirring]
That's the shiniest thing I've ever seen.
I want to touch it. I want to taste it.
Aah…
No! It's a bad idea!
Definitely a bad idea.
And yet, somehow I…
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah! Aah!
-[yelps]
-[engine starts]
[male voice] Fneep,
report on your current status immediately.
Fneep, it has been two Earth months
since your last report.
Feedback immediately.
How much longer is it going to be, Fneep?
The transporters are ready.
-[groans]
-Once you have conquered the planet,
we initiate the removal
of the Earth creatures.
-[gasps]
-Report back immediately!
Take us away?
I must warn the others. I gotta…
[screaming]
[groans]
[grunting]
[screaming]
You're still there, aren't you?
Oh.
It's very lonely being alone.
We'll stay with you until you feel better.
[chuckles]
[yawning]
[grunts]
[snoring]
-[mumbling] Rest…
-[yawning]
…for a little while.
Uh, is this… What's, what's going…
I didn't quite follow that at all. Um…
[yawns] It's just close to our bedtime.
When the sun sets, we go to sleep.
Sunset?
It's…
It's…
We don't get sunsets on Scaldron.
Not since we set the atmosphere on fire.
You should see a sunrise.
It's amazing.
[snoring]
[sighs]
Huh?
Huh.
[snoring]
Hmm.
[sighs contentedly]
[cheering]
-[Scaldronian1] I say.
-[Scaldronian 2] How wonderful.
-[Scaldronian 2 gasps]
-[Scaldronian 3] Amazing.
-[Scaldronian 4] Oh!
-[Scaldronian 5] So beautiful.
[all cheering]
Behold Fneep's star!
He has conquered a planet,
and become a Scaldronian hero!
-[all cheering]
-[crowd chanting] Fneep!
[Scaldronian 6] Fneep's so awesome.
He's amazing and not insignificant.
[Scaldronian 7] He's not a disappointment.
I love that he's shorter
and smaller than the rest of us!
[Grogon] Yes, Fneep,
your Earthling captives
will make fine specimens
in the Great Hall of Conquest. [echoing]
-[gasps]
-[snoring]
[sighs]
[yawns]
[snores]
[gasps]
[grunting]
[giggles]
[sighs]
[gasps]
Oh!
[grunts]
Oh!
[panting]
[gasps]
Mmm-hmm!
Mmm!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Oh! [sighs]
Hmm!
Hmm?
-Mmm-mmm.
-[groans]
Hmm.
Aw.
[Humph snoring]
[smacks lips]
[continues snoring]
[Munki snoring]
[chuckles]
[Munki screaming]
[gasps]
-[screams]
-[thuds]
Huh?
Ha!
[grunts]
[crying]
[gasps]
[gasps loudly]
-[Trunk] Uh…
-[Munki gasps]
-[babbling] Huh?
-[yelps]
[babbling]
[grunting]
[babbling and blowing raspberry]
-[Trunk clears throat]
-[exclaims]
[all babbling]
[all gasp]
[Rocky babbling]
Huh.
Brilliant.
[Grogon] Fneep, it has been
two Earth months since your last report.
Feedback immediately.
How much longer is it--
No much longer, that's how much.
'Cause I've done it, haven't I?
Conquered a planet.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
[imitates Grogon] Ooh,
Fneep can't do any… [screams]
Fneep can't do… [screams]
[groans]
Fneep can't do… [screams]
[Fneep exclaiming]
Oh, come on. Can't I do anything?
Homing beacon.
Homing beacon.
Planet Conquering Manual, Third Edition.
Let's see.
Hmm… Aha! "Homing beacon. Caution."
"Using the homing beacon
before you have conquered your planet
will bring you great shame."
Ah, brilliant.
Okay.
"If you really
want to use the homing beacon,
turn to page 107."
One-oh-seven.
"Step one, ask yourself
if you really
want to use the homing beacon."
Yes, I really
want to use the homing beacon.
"Step two, repeat step one
just to be sure."
Oh, come on!
[Trunk gasps]
Huh?
[grass rustling]
-[Rocky whimpers]
-[exclaims]
[rustling approaching]
[all whimper]
[roars]
[all sigh]
[Munki laughs]
[babbling]
Huh?
-[growling]
-Huh?
[babbling]
[sighs in frustration]
[babbling softly]
[all] Oh.
[groans]
-[all] Ooh!
-[Rocky pants excitedly]
[groans]
[babbling]
[grunts]
Ooh!
[all exclaim excitedly]
[Humph exclaims in exasperation]
[Fneep] "Step 59,
if you haven't conquered your planet yet,
then using the homing beacon
will not only bring shame to you,
but also sully the great name
of the mighty Scaldronian people,
who will be very angry."
No surprises there, then.
"Think deeply about that for a bit…
then proceed to step 60."
"Step 60, to activate…"
Ooh, here we go, then.
"To activate the homing beacon,
press the big red button."
That's it? That… Nothing else?
Just press the… [panting]
Sixty points!
Sixty points to tell me to press a button?
Sixty points to tell me
to push a button! [screams]
[exhales] Okay. Oof. Okay.
Okay, fine. Yeah, that's… Okay.
Here we go.
[whooshes]
[Humph muttering unintelligibly]
[chuckles nervously]
[gasps]
[groans]
[all exclaim]
-[Munki groans and chuckles]
-[Humph shouting]
[dramatic music playing]
[groans softly]
Okay.
[intense music playing]
Good.
So, Fneep,
you've finally done it, have you?
Conquered a planet.
I must say,
I didn't think you had it in you.
[Munki gasps]
There he is.
[gasps] We can speak again.
[gasps] And there's another one.
Shh!
Where are the Earth creatures, Fneep?
The transporters
are ready to take them away.
-Take us away?
-You see?
-You knew about this?
-Yes!
Why didn't you tell us?
Oh! [groaning]
Fneep, why haven't you
launched your star yet?
[chuckling] This is no time to be bashful.
Launch your star to prove
that you've conquered this planet
so we can gather your captives
and take them back to Scaldron.
I have launched 999 stars
to declare the planets
I have conquered so far.
This will be your first.
Well, get on with it, Fneep.
What are you waiting for?
-Uh…
-Oi.
Fneep?
Fneep.
Did you or did you not
conquer this planet?
I did.
Not.
I… I lied.
My ship was broken
and I needed you to come and collect me.
What is he doing?
You brought me here for a rescue mission?
Uh… I thought, seeing as you're
my father, you might come and…
Watch you fail again?
I am Grogon the Conqueror,
not Nogorg the Loiterer!
When you called me,
I was in the middle
of conquering a nebula.
Do you know how hard that is?
They're mainly gas!
And what kind of Scaldronian
asks for help?
Didn't you read step one of the manual?
Yes.
And did you read it again just to be sure?
We can't let that big blue bully
talk to him like that!
Well, seeing as we're here…
[exclaims softly]
…I might as well get
my thousandth victory!
I'll conquer the planet
and capture its inhabitants myself.
[laughs]
[grunts]
[Fneep] No, Dad, you can't.
You don't tell me what I can or cannot do.
I'm the can-or-cannot-do-teller.
You… You don't understand.
These creatures…
These creatures are more powerful
than you can imagine.
Not more powerful than this.
They eat those
and sh**t them out of their mouths.
But it's new.
And there's one that's
just a fury-ball of razor-sharp spikes.
[chuckles]
Another possesses the power
to suck the life right out of you
without even touching you.
[Trunk gasps] I don't do that. Do I?
And one's an unstoppable force,
a giant creature…
[softly] with a horn on its face.
-On its face?
-Yes.
[loudly] Able to crush anything
in its path!
-[shudders]
-[pants happily]
Another one so furry and with a tail so…
-Furry? And a tail?
-Yes!
That does what?
Uh, nothing really, actually.
He's not so scary.
Oh, but the others…
Uh, come to think of it,
this piddly planet
isn't really worth my time.
You know this means
you won't be going home again?
It's straight on to the next planet
for you to fail to conquer.
Yes.
[Trunk] Why is Fneep doing this?
To protect us.
I'm doing this for your own good, Fneep.
It's the only way to stop you
being so weedy and useless.
[sighs]
[breathes deeply]
[automated voice] Attention all hands.
Gather in the main atrium
for Fneep shaming.
[Scaldronian 1 scoffs]
-Rubbish.
-[Scaldronian 2] Oh, so insignificant.
Such a disappointment.
So much shorter and smaller
than the rest of us.
Yeah, I had money
on you doing this, boy. [chuckles]
[Grogon] Prepare for launch initiation.
[dramatic music playing]
[Grogon] Set sights for…
Where should it be?
The Endless Bogs of Scorpulus?
The Stench World of Gamma Six?
The Flame Fields of… Dennis.
Or the Un-Planet of Quadrant Elty-Two?
Where is it you would like to go, Fneep?
[muffled voice] Home.
What was that?
[banging on pod]
-Eh?
-[gasps]
[automated voice] Pod breach, level one.
-[screams]
-[Scaldronians gasping]
[triumphant music playing]
[Humph grunting and hissing]
I said, he'd like to go home!
What is this?
It's not safe for you here.
Ha! I laugh in the face of not-safeness.
[laughs] Oh, Fneep,
is that the fury-ball of spikes?
Really? That little thing?
Coochy, coochy, coochy. [chuckles]
Hmph!
Aha!
Aah…
-Oh!
-[all gasp]
Aha!
Me likey spikey.
We said we'd help you get home.
And that's what we're going to do.
The only way Fneep is going home
is when he's conquered a planet
-and that's never--
-He has conquered one!
This one!
-Haven't you, Fneep?
-No, he didn't.
He said he'd lied about conquering it.
I…
lied about lying?
-You did conquer it?
-Uh, yes.
And we're his captives.
Is that true?
Um…
I, uh… guess so. But--
So he can release us if he wants to.
Can't you?
Well, yes, I guess I can.
No, you can't! We're Scaldronians!
Scaldronians don't just release captives.
That's the opposite
of what Scaldronians do.
It's my planet.
I can do what I like with it.
It's not your planet yet, Fneep.
I don't see your star in the sky.
And if your star isn't in the sky,
the planet remains open.
I think perhaps I'll conquer it myself
after all.
Surrender to me or…
Be careful. It's new.
Don't you know it's rude to point?
I didn't know it was rude to point.
If I could, I'd point all day long.
I'd point at you and you
and you and you
and you and you and you and you…
What is this thing, anyway?
[all screaming]
Be careful, Trunk, don't press…
that.
[Trunk screaming]
[exclaims]
-[Rocky grunts]
-Trunk!
[wind howling]
[screaming]
[exhales]
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[groans]
[yelps]
[whimpers]
Huh? Oh!
Hmm?
[sighs]
Whoopsy, Fneep.
Lost your star?
Never mind, I have mine right here.
We wouldn't want this planet
to go unclaimed
now, would we?
Hey, what the…
[Munki laughs and grunts]
That's right.
Furry and with a tail.
[growls]
[laughs]
[both grunt]
[exclaims] Oh, dear!
[grunts]
[screams and grunts]
-[exclaims]
-[laughs]
Uh-oh.
[grunting]
[laughs]
Whoa!
[chuckles] Huh?
[screams]
[grunts]
[laughs and screams]
[Munki screaming]
[laughs] Gotcha!
Huh? [screams]
[grunts]
[groans]
Huh? [exclaims]
Hey, wait. What… Leave me alone.
Hey, get your hands off my friend!
[gasps] I mean, uh…
Friend? You were gonna say friend.
No. I mean, uh… [splutters]
Rule six, never finish a word
that I'm beginning to finish.
Friend!
-[all gasp]
-[Rocky grunts]
[Scaldronians scream and grunt]
[Fneep laughs] Yeah! Oh…
-[Humph growls]
-Huh?
[both scream]
I've gotta launch my star.
Now, where did I…
Oh.
[crying]
Ooh, look at this.
-Huh?
-I wonder what it does.
[egg 1] Let me see. I wanna… Wait!
-Oh, who am I kidding?
-[sighs]
It looks like some sort of egg.
[egg 2] Egg? This nest
ain't big enough… Whoa!
It's okay, Mama.
You don't need to cheer me up.
It's okay that I can't fly.
I'm just going to… [grunts]
…crawl around
on the ground like a little worm.
[grunting]
[panting]
[Mama] Trunk.
[Trunk gasps] Fneep's star thingy!
This is Fneep's star thingy,
the thing he needs to sh**t
into the sky to save us!
[grunting]
Um, I'm not sure
if I understand you, dear.
[gasps] Or that.
I know you're here somewhere!
Hmm? [chuckles]
What?
[grumbles]
[gasps]
Huh?
Ha…
[grunts]
[groans]
[laughing]
[grunts]
[growls]
[grunts]
[suspenseful music playing]
[grunts]
[grunts]
Ha-ha!
-Huh?
-"Ha-ha" as well!
-[grunts]
-Here I am! Now I'm here.
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[screams]
[Munki] Trunk!
[Grogon groans]
-Munki?
-[Munki] Fneep needs his star!
-I know.
-[egg 2] What's going on?
Munki's flying.
Oh, sure, Munki's flying.
Not that I care.
I get to crawl in the depths
of despair and disappointment
for the rest of my life.
Whoopee.
-[Munki] If he doesn't get that star…
-[Grogon grunts]
-[Munki] …we're doomed!
-Yes, I--
-The future of the world is in your hands.
-I got that!
[Munki] No pressure.
-But really, it's kind of a big deal!
-[Grogon grunts]
sh**t it up there.
Oh. It'll bounce off the ship.
I need someone to take it.
Me! Me, me, me, me, me!
I can take it!
No chance, young lady.
You're gonna stay…
Right here for the rest of my life,
never doing anything?
-[Mama] No, that's not…
-Mama, I can do this.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
-[egg 2] You hatched yesterday.
-Shh!
How can I let Trunk sh**t you up there?
-What if she misses?
-Ahem. Hm!
[chomps]
-Hmm!
-[Trunk choking]
[coughing]
Pistachios. [swallows]
Surely it's not that important that--
[Munki] Once again, it's really, really
important that Fneep gets that star!
[sighs]
Whether I like it or not,
you were not born to stay in this nest.
And whether I understand it or not,
you were born for the sky.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you!
You just hold on to this thing.
I'll get you up to Fneep.
Yes, sir, ma'am, sir!
[inhales]
I'm gonna fly, Mama.
Yes, you are, dear.
Yes, you are.
[Trunk trumpets]
Wow.
[gasps]
[all screaming]
[gasps]
Oh, no!
[grunting]
[gasps] Hold on!
[grunting]
[blowing]
Whoo-hoo!
[gasps]
[grunts]
[inhales deeply]
[blowing]
[gasps]
[gasps]
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
[grunts]
-[cheers]
-[laughing]
[Grogon screams]
-[Munki] Whoa!
-[Grogon screams]
[Munki] Whoa!
[screams]
-Enough!
-[Munki screams]
[Grogon grumbles]
You know, now seems like
a good time for an intimidating speech.
Something to put
the fear of Scaldron into you.
Something to really
let you know how badly you've lost.
Let me see.
[muffled] Stampede.
What? What is it?
-[muffled] Stampede.
-Stampede?
-[wildebeest shouts]
-What--
[wildebeest scats and cheers]
[inhales]
[muffled] Furry and with a tail!
[laughs]
[Old Wildebeest laughs]
[groans]
-Stampede!
-No! No! No! No!
-I'm Grogon the… [groans]
-Stampede!
[laughs]
[Humph growling]
Special delivery for Fneep.
Ha!
Ah!
Oh, uh…
Hey-hey, chaps.
Have you ever read point 65,
subsection 12 of the user manual?
-Huh?
-Uh-uh.
About how to distract someone
so they don't see what's coming?
[guards grunt]
[groans]
[grunts]
[muffled] Huh? Uh-oh!
[Munki screams]
[grunting]
[groans]
[gasps and chuckles]
Oh! [whimpers]
[growls]
[laughs]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[Rocky] Oh! Flying!
[growling]
[screams]
[Humph screams]
Hmm? [growls]
Fneep!
Have you ever read point 65,
subsection 12 of the user manual?
Yeah, about how to distract someone while…
-[guards grunt]
-Oh, dear.
Never fails. [laughs]
[Trunk gasps] Oh, no!
That's the wrong color.
[expl*si*n]
There it is, Fneep.
One thousand planets.
-No.
-What do you mean, no?
Your star may be in the sky…
but you've not conquered the animals yet.
[Grogon] Ha! Judging by this lot,
that'll be easy.
You may think so,
but they have a secret w*apon.
Aha! Of course!
Our secret… [splutters] w*apon?
What's our secret w*apon?
Something more powerful
than anything I've ever witnessed.
-More powerful than--
-Yes!
More powerful than
the Power Bolt of Gustagoriopia!
-Even more powerful than--
-Yes!
Even more powerful than
the Blinding Eye of Mezmorio!
-More--
-Yes!
-Mo--
-Yes! Yes!
And here it is.
[screams]
[screams]
What is it? Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!
-It's a hug.
-[screaming]
-You're my father, and I love you.
-[screams]
[crying]
What's happening?
Don't worry, you'll be okay.
[all crying]
[crying] What are you doing to me?
I'm making you feel special.
[uplifting music playing]
[gasps] That's it.
Huh? What?
[splutters] What are you looking at?
You've never had a hug before.
[blows raspberry] Hugs! Who needs hugs?
Huh. Stupid, soft, mooshy.
[splutters] What are you doing?
That's why you're always so grumpy.
Nonsense!
What are you doing?
Oh, you know you want one.
Step away from the hedgehog!
[laughs] All along you just needed…
[grunts]
Okay, let me just…
Ha! You see.
No touchy, no huggy the spiky man.
I… I feel…
Warm and fuzzy?
Yes.
Special?
Yes!
You must all feel this!
-[all screaming]
-[Grogon laughs]
-[screaming]
-[Grogon laughs]
[screams]
Ground, ground, ground, ground…
[Mama gasps] Oh!
[Rocky] Ground, ground, ground…
[wind blows]
[both gasp]
[chuckles] I told you I could fly!
[all] Yeah!
-[all screaming]
-[Humph] Oh, no! No!
[indistinct shouting]
[Baby] Whoo-hoo!
[birds chirping]
[all gasp and chatter indistinctly]
It's all yours.
I can't do this.
This planet belongs to all of you, not me.
Yeah, but I wanna see some fireworks!
Okay. But I'm doing it my way.
-Say "Fneep!"
-You don't tell me what to say.
-You don't have to.
-Oh, I'll say it.
I'll say the heck out of it!
Fneep!
[shutter clicks]
[Trunk] Ah, was I blinking?
I think I blinked.
-Oh!
-[laughs] Way to go!
-I am so proud of you.
-Thanks, guys.
Come here.
[grunts]
I couldn't have done it without you.
[all chuckle and sigh]
Time to go home, son.
Aren't we going to get
your thousandth planet?
But of course.
I have just the planet in mind,
and you can help me conquer it.
-Scaldron.
-Our planet?
Yes, I have a new secret w*apon,
which I think our own people could use.
Hug.
[chuckles] Hug, hug, hugging.
I can never repay you all properly,
but, here, you can have this.
[gasps] Peach!
No!
-[Humph] Hmm.
-I'm going to miss you.
-No, I'm not!
-What?
-Exactly!
-Right. Yeah.
Baby Ostrich already has her present.
[Baby] Whee! [laughs]
[chuckles] Kids.
And Rocky.
[grunts]
-[screams] Flying!
-[Scaldronians cheer]
And you, my furry friend,
you've done so much for me.
What can I do for you?
[rumbling]
Well, maybe there is… one thing.
♪ When the stars ♪
♪ No longer shine ♪
[groans]
[grunts]
♪ When the sun falls from the sky ♪
♪ I will be forever yours ♪
[laughs]
[gasps]
♪ You will be forever mine ♪
[gasps]
♪ There's a special star that shines ♪
[Fneep] How's this?
♪ Every evening in your… ♪
[Munki laughing]
Ha!
♪ There's a special star that shines ♪
♪ Every evening in your eyes ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Oh, special star… ♪
Ha! That's right, baby, I'm back!
Did you miss me? [laughs]
You thought you'd seen
the last of me, didn't you?
Come on, get on up, people. On your feet.
That's right. Hey, hey, don't go nowhere.
I want you to dance with me. Yeah!
Get those hooves moving.
Shrug those shoulders
and shake from side to side.
Shrug those shoulders
and shake from side to side.
Shrug those shoulders
and shake from side to side.
Oh, my back!
Huh?
Yeah, keep it.
Pick up that popcorn
off the floor. Come on now.
And the wrappers. Yeah!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Jungle b*at, Jungle b*at, Jungle… ♪
Get the shoulders moving now.
That's right, sir, you get up, too.
I can see you there still
eating your popcorn, come on.
[laughs]
Go on, honey, you can speak.
No need to be shy.
One, two, three…
[grunting]
[speaking Shona]
♪ Special, special star ♪
♪ Special star, special ♪
[scatting]
[laughs]
Hey, don't you all leave at once now,
you might cause a stamp…
Oh! Stampede!
Huh? [muttering indistinctly]
Huh?
-Uh-oh.
-Ha-ha!
Nuh-uh. Nope. Stay away!
-Come here, you!
-Oh!
-Get your hands off!
-[sighs]
-There, you see?
-See? See what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
-[laughs] You…
-[whimpers]
[Humph] Went through
the banana leaves, huh?
[Munki] Mmm-hmm.
["Together In This" playing]
♪ Walking through the shadows ♪
♪ Out here in the night ♪
♪ Just need some hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ We will be fine ♪
♪ In the middle of the valley ♪
♪ When you're looking for light ♪
♪ I'm right behind you, I'm with you ♪
♪ Time after time ♪
♪ I got you through and through ♪
♪ Cover me, I'll cover you ♪
♪ I'm staying by your side ♪
♪ We are together, together in this ♪
♪ Together we're strong and never alone ♪
♪ My brother, my sister
Don't give up on hope ♪
♪ It's gonna get better ♪
♪ 'Cause we are together ♪
♪ We are together ♪
♪ Together in this ♪
♪ Only in the darkness
Can we really see the stars ♪
♪ You know you don't need a rocket ♪
♪ We can travel by heart ♪
♪ If you're ever feeling lonely ♪
♪ Just close your eyes ♪
♪ And within a second, you'll find me ♪
♪ Right by your side ♪
♪ We are together, together in this ♪
♪ Together we're strong and never alone ♪
♪ My brother, my sister
Don't give up on hope ♪
♪ It's gonna get better ♪
♪ 'Cause we are together ♪
♪ We are together ♪
♪ Together in this ♪
♪ We are together ♪
♪ Together in this ♪
♪ We are together ♪
♪ Together in this ♪
♪ Together we're strong and never alone ♪
♪ We are together, together in this ♪
♪ Together we're strong and never alone ♪
♪ My brother, my sister
Don't give up on hope ♪
♪ It's gonna get better ♪
♪ 'Cause we are together ♪
♪ You're my brother, my sister
And this is our home ♪
♪ It's gonna get better ♪
♪ 'Cause we are together ♪
♪ We are together ♪
♪ Together in this ♪
[Old Wildebeest] Yee-haw!
Stampede!
[chuckling]
Stampede!
[chuckles]
Stampede!
[chuckles]
Nothing gets in our way, yes, sirree!
Jungle b*at: The Movie (2020)
Moderator: Maskath3