05x04 - Crazy In Love

[bunniefuu]

I hooked Stephanie up withan internship.

How does one apply to People's Revolution?

Well, I mean, I can get you an interview with Kelly.

But Kelly made it clear that Steph's performance

reflected on me.

Well, you know if she makes mistakes

that you're gonna be her superior.

And if she does * * * up, I'm gonna make you fire her.

Heidi caught Spencer with Stacie, the bartender.

What the * * * are you doing?

And she gave him an ultimatum.

If you care about me and you wanna be in this relationship

get your stuff together and go to the therapist.

Ever since Justin gave Audrina a promise ring

he hadn't been much of a boyfriend.

And now Audrina was about to set her sights

on someone we all knew.

[Audrina] 'This is such a guy's place.'

Remember whenever we used to like

Oh, let's go find guys, we'd come here.

We'd come here and then we'd go out afterwards

and we'd be like, Come on.

Yup.

- Gosh. - I know.

Wait, there's a really cute one over there.

- Don't look. - God, they're looking.

[laughing]

Well, I haven't really been on a boy lookout.

I've just kind of been staying away from guys.

- Really? - Yeah. Since Justin.

There's no time like the present to make a fresh start.

I know. I'm kind of excited though.

- You seem happy. That's good. - I'm just content with myself.

It's kind of cool.

- For once. - I know, right?

Do you wanna date or you wanna just kind of, like, chill?

Honestly, I feel like every time I start dating someone

and then I cut that off, I go right into a new relationship.

You're allowed to date several guys.

Yeah. Well, if you see anyone

that's my type, send 'em on over.

[laughing]

♪ I don't know why ♪

♪ You have to try so hard ♪

♪ I know you're faking ♪

♪ I can see you just don't wanna be ♪♪

I need you to read me the style number.

[Stephanie] 'EM .'

So, like, is this what you do most of the time?

We're usually doing basically anything they need

from, like, assisting the stylist

to, you know, running errands for them.

- Oh, my gosh. - Stephanie left it there?

Stephanie, that's not a garbage to leave your drinks there.

[Lauren] Did you leave your drink out?

- What is going on over there? - Hello. We're packing up Eric--

You can't leave your garbage on the side of the thing.

Like, um...

I think we need to just start this completely over.

You have to think about what it's gonna be like

if you're the person receiving these goods.

'And if we sent this to the designer'

we would be saying we ate crackers over your sweater.

These are like their kids.

And I'm happy to have you interning here

but not at the expense of my relationships with the clients.

So I know these things just sound simple like

Oh, I'll just fold clothes and put them in a box

'but there's just more to that.'

- Um-- - Okay.

- Do you want women's and men's? - What do you think?

- 'Definitely.' - Definitely.

Should we put, like, paper dividers with--

Yes. Good idea.

'Lauren or Mike can help you with that.'

You can, like, manage her and let me know how it goes

I am watching you, Stephanie Pratt.

- I'll be right back. - 'Wait, where are you going?'

[Lauren] 'I'm gonna go back to work.'

Welcome.

♪ Oh no I misbehaved ♪

♪ I'm looking for the cure ♪

♪ Find the contact and a signature ♪

♪ Do you think I could be wrong? ♪

♪ Do you do you think I could be wrong now? ♪♪

- 'Hello?' - Yo, Heidi.

Your favorite stalker is, uh

parked outside in your alley.

[Heidi] 'Fine. Goodbye.'

- Thank you. - Can I help you?

Yes, you could, uh, join me for a quick conversation.

Oh, just where I'd love to be right now.

- You can lose the attitude. - Yeah, okay.

I'm just so sick of not knowing, you know

where we're at and I'm somebody at

that doesn't wanna feel like he's caged up

and locked down and can go out and do stuff

and go out and have drinks with friends and other girls.

Oh, other girls, yeah, because I go out

and have drinks with other guys. That's great.

You can have her at night when you sneak out with her

and do God only knows what you do with Stacie--

First off, like I've told you many times, she's not my type.

She doesn't have blond hair and I'm into blonds, so...

Oh, okay, good to know. Wow.

I don't know what to tell you. I came here to make peace.

You're just not seeing what I'm seeing.

So unless, you know, we talk to someone about this

like a therapist, I can't do this anymore.

I can't and this is... I'm at, I'm at the end of it.

If you're really saying that we need to go

see a therapist to save our relationship.

We're gonna put it in some stranger's hands--

We are.

♪ You wanna stand up you throw your hands up ♪

♪ I show you what's up oh you can't get enough ♪

♪ And this is attitude and listen how it sound ♪

♪ How it sound how it sound ooh ♪

♪ Oom-la-de-la-de-la-de it's in the party ♪

♪ Oom-la-de-la-de-la-de shake your body ♪

♪ Everybody needs somebody ♪

♪ Don't feel sorry get that body ♪

♪ Oom-la-de-la-de-la-de it's in the party ♪

♪ Oom-la-de-la-de-la-de shake your body ♪

♪ Everybody need somebody ♪

♪ Don't feel sorry get that body ♪♪

Hey, how are you?

Hey.

How are you?

- Let's get drinks. - Yes.

Pour a drink. I need one.

Frank!

We leave in one week for Hawaii.

Are you ready?

I'm taking you surfing.

'The boys. Just the boys.'

Brody.

What?

It's not that you're not invited.

'It's just, we planned, like, a guys' trip.'

Just roll down and go surfing. Do you surf?

No, but I lay on the beach.

Well, then, next trip, we'll all go.

I mean, it literally was like we planned a surf trip.

You know what? We don't need an excuse.

The guys need to get away for a little bit.

Have fun.

♪ Everybody knows it's a great big lie ♪

♪ So d-d-don't say it's alright ♪

♪ And everybody knows when you say goodbye ♪

Audrina.

What?

♪ When everybody knows it's a great big lie ♪

♪ So d-d-don't say it's all alright ♪

♪ And everybody knows when you say goodbye ♪

♪ You d-d-don't look back you don't look back at all ♪♪

Hi.

I said hi.

Why?

- Hey, we're going to Hawaii. - We're going to Hawaii.

That was kinda awkward.

Was it though? What? What's the deal?

- What's the deal with you guys? - Nothing.

You still love him.

- Yeah, you do. - No.

- You know what I mean? - That's what I've been doing.

And that's all you should be doing.

Thank you.

♪ I'm coming with a big one ♪

♪ Coming with a bad one ♪

♪ Coming right behind you ♪

♪ And I won't hold back this time ♪♪

♪ With me ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪

♪ Wherever I go ♪

♪ Talking in my sleep ♪♪

Do you want anything to drink?

Um, I'm fine. I'm hungry though.

[gasps] Pickles.

- Are you like craving pickles? - Totally.

Usually when you crave pickles, you're pregnant.

Definitely not.

So I hear Justin's acting weird.

What is he doing right now?

I saw him atCoco de Ville

and he was acting all shady, he was hiding behind this pole.

He wouldn't come over and say hi.

'And then he finally comes over and he's like'

Hey, hey, hey and then he just kinda, like, left.

Ew, creepy.

Afterwards, Brody saw me, he's like, What was that?

Are you okay? Like, what was that about?

He's like, You do love him, and I'm like

I love him, but I don't know if I'm in love with him.

Like, he's not someone that I want in my life.

Okay, but if you have, like, one more conversation with him

you guys are probably gonna wanna end on good terms.

And what if that makes you wanna be friends with him

'cause everything gets worked out?

I do wanna have one last

word with him and that's it.

Like, and it's not gonna end good, I'm sure.

♪ Get you guys on put 'em on battleground ♪

♪ Now you hear my dear dry the tears down and dirty ♪

♪ The game no be no shame ♪

♪ Head held high to the west to the west ♪

♪ Heads up heads up ♪

♪ When they break you down you better get up again ♪

♪ When they take your heart you're gonna eat 'em alive ♪

♪ High-five with the playbook ♪♪

Hi, Jayde.

He grabbed my boob, so I grabbed his junk.

Hell, yeah.

You are so bad.

Oh, hey.

How you doing? Sorry.

I had to make myself laugh for a minute.

Yeah, I'm happy you're amused.

You want me to call Spencer? Want me to call Spencer?

- Yeah. - I'm calling him.

- Brody! - I'm calling him.

[cell phone rings]

Yo, yo, Brody.

Pratt. What up?

I'm sorry, it's loud here. What are you doing?

I can't hear a word you're saying, dude.

Are you inviting Spencer?

Oh, wow.

Well, uh, too bad I'm in Vegas. I can't roll.

You're in Vegas? No. All good.

I'm really in Vegas, so hit me up tomorrow.

Alright.

Why did you tell Brody you're in Vegas?

It was just the simplest way of getting off the phone

with Brody, so I don't have to be yelling at him

and trying to explain why I can't go to Hawaii.

'If you wanna go hang out with Brody and his girls'

and whatever, then I think that's what you should do.

I just wanna discuss this with the therapist.

I cannot wait to discuss this with the therapist.

Okay.

♪ Let's go let's go let's go ♪

♪ We like to keep it working ♪

[cheering]

Obviously, Justin is who he is.

Like, it's time to change. When you're --

Okay, yeah, as, as far as your relationship goes

he needs, it's time for him to make a change.

Justin! Jus...

And now I see him tonight. Here he comes.

[Brody] 'Justin!'

Well, Justin, just listen. For real.

He's the same guy he's always been.

It'll never stop, man.

You guys are both just constantly together

but, like, it'll never stop.

You might as well put the damn ring on her finger.

Obviously, we have feelings for each other

but it's never gonna work and that's what he doesn't get.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

Do you know how quick our life is here on Earth?

- Like this. - Is that a joke?

- Is this a joke? - No, not even. No, no.

It's like this.

And it goes like that.

- But why are you so afraid? - Of what?

Well, I'm sorry. I don't know what else to do.

Well, you need to communicate with me and talk to me about it

because chances are, I will tell you--

Not even.

♪ I don't wanna be alone ♪

♪ I don't wanna be alone ♪

♪ Don't get it ♪

♪ I don't wanna be alone again ♪♪

♪ Outside looking inside ♪

♪ Inside me you'll find ♪

♪ Everything's easier on the other side ♪

[phone ringing]

Steph.

People's Revolution.

I think I just hung up on someone.

Did you just hang up on someone?

[phone ringing]

How do I transfer?

People's Revolution.

Yeah, one moment, please.

Mike?

- This box. - Yes.

- Is this checked in? - Is that alternative?

- Yeah. - It's all checked in?

- You put it in the computer? - In Filemaker?

- 'Yeah.' - I put it in Excel.

So you need to input it all

all the information into Filemaker.

You have to do it, like, piece-by-piece.

I know.

- 'Steph.' - Sorry.

Do you want me to do it? I can do it real quick.

No, of course not.

It's here.

I'll put it in Filemaker tonight.

Show me where it is, Steph.

Do you, you promise me you have it?

I remember doing all this.

But I remember the box being, like, half-full.

That's, like, really full.

Did some stuff get added?

Because this, it all has to be in the system or not

and they have to check whether it's been, like

lent out or not, 'cause they're all samples.

When I was here yesterday

the box was, like, half that full.

And you didn't check it in yesterday? Or you did?

'You didn't?'

'And you don't know if the second half'

that was filled up was checked in?

Sorry.

I think maybe when you come here

it's important just to kind of focus.

I think it's just balancing that--

Are you listening to me? Why are you, like, doodling? Stop.

I'm-I'm really bad at confrontation. Sorry.

I'm not, I'm not confronting you.

I'm just, I'm trying... Okay.

It's fine, I love you, you're my friend.

I just, the conversation I'm having with you right now

if Kelly was having this conversation

it would be completely different.

She would be screaming at you.

'She would basically say'

"Screw up again, and you're fired."

♪ Something's gotta change ♪

♪ Why play the game ♪

♪ Something's gotta change ♪

♪ Why play the game ♪

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪♪

Be nice.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Spencer Pratt. Pleasure. - I'm Dr. Mansbacher.

- Hello, I'm Heidi. - Hi. Nice to meet you.

[Spencer] Should we sit here on the couch or...

[Mansbacher] 'Absolutely.'

Thank you for coming.

- Oh. - Thank you for having us.

All excited.

So what brings you two to couple's therapy?

The issue is I got a phone call or a text message

'from his sister's ex-boyfriend'

'saying that Spencer was out at a bar'

and he was trying to get the bartender's phone number

and he was being really shady, and blah, blah, blah.

'And then he's been seeing this bartender'

'and kind of having this, like, secret life.'

So I feel like he's having an emotional affair.

[Spencer] 'She has no trust.'

I've put in so much energy and effort for three years

to prove my love and giving up so much of my life.

I trust her, we've been together for three years.

- We live together. - We almost got married twice.

[Spencer] 'We did get married in Mexico.'

Alright, we did get married in Mexico.

So it's like I've married this girl.

She should know I wanna be with her the rest of my life.

This sounds all really high schoolish to me.

The first things that you can do to sort of turn this around

if you really wanna turn this around--

- Yes, we do. What is it? - 'Okay.'

- Number one. - 'Number one.'

Face each other. Okay, I want you to face each other.

- Okay. - And I want Spencer to start.

[Mansbacher] 'And I want you to look her in the eye'

and I want you to tell her something you feel right now.

I feel like I'm in a nightmare.

How did you just even say that to me?

She said how... What do I feel in this moment?

- That's okay. - He's not taking us seriously.

- 'I'm frustrated.' - 'Am I here right now?'

- 'Yeah, you're here, barely.' - So, then I'm...

I'm very serious if I'm here.

You can be here in presence, but not in mind and emotion.

[Heidi] 'You're not emotionally here, I feel like'

you've been emotionally checked out

in some kind of weird stripper hotel for a while.

[Mansbacher] 'Okay, hang on.'

If you feel like he's checked out

what are you doing with him?

♪ My eyes have gone blind ♪

♪ Oh whoa ♪

♪ And I see ♪

♪ Brand-new scenes ♪

♪ Ooh whoa ♪

I've never been to this restaurant before, you guys.

- You haven't? - No, I have not.

- It's really pretty. - I know, it's kinda cool.

Hi. Thank you.

- Thank you very much. - 'Enjoy your lunch.'

So the boys are going to Hawaii.

They were yelling at each other

like, Why did you tell the girls?

You know what I think it is?

Since Brody's had his girlfriend

he's been very, like, with her--

That's so cute.

[Lauren] 'Honestly, he probably tried'

to do a group trip and then

the guys were like

'No, let's do a guys' trip.'

'Cause they wanted to, like, hang out with him.

'If we're like, Oh, we're all gonna go'

he'll be like, Well, of course, I can bring Jayde.

And then they're gonna get mad at us.

I feel like Brody's allowed to take a vacation without Jayde.

He's so funny. He's just like a little, like, ball of love.

- He totally is. - He's like the brokay.

- He's very good-looking. - Yeah.

Whenever he's around, he's very positive

and always happy, and, like, you catch each other's eye

and you feel that attraction.

[Lo] 'Yeah. You're so gonna hook up with Brody.'

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He's pretty cute, I'm just at the point

where I don't want a boyfriend

especially after the whole Justin thing.

I just want to have fun with guys.

We haven't taken a vacation together in a really long time.

Then maybe should we just go?

We're just gonna show up one day and be like.

- Oh, you're in Hawaii too? - Surprise.

We don't need an okay to go on a vacation though.

Let's go to Hawaii then. We'll do our girls' trip.

They can do their guys' trip. No drama, just fun.

Those are, like, famous last words. No drama.

♪ Nothing but good hearts gone bad ♪

♪ So afraid to bleed and holding back ♪

♪ I'm taking it all ♪

♪ I'm taking it all yeah ♪

♪ Nothing but good hearts gone bad ♪

♪ So afraid to bleed and holding back ♪

♪ I'm taking it all ♪

♪ I'm taking it all ♪

♪ From start to end ♪

♪ And everything between ♪

♪ Nothing but good hearts gone bad ♪♪