05x18 - Can't Always Get What You Want

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(Kristin) Previously on "The Hills..."

Heidi couldn't wait to start a family.

What if I did get pregnant?

But Spencer definitely wasn't ready to be a dad.

We really consider it a permanent means

of sterilization.

Justin was sneaking around with Audrina.

I have to tell you, I did meet with him

for drinks the other night.

So I said he could have her.

Alright, I'm done.

But when they got together

Audrina realized they were finally over.

Kristin did something different to me than you.

But that wouldn't be the last we heard of Justin.

I was giving things another sh*t with Brody

and it was just like old times.

I'm glad that we're doing this.

But his ex-girlfriend, Jayde

wouldn't give up without a fight.

- You swear by this place. - It's good.

- 'Well, we'll see.' - It's cute.

[chuckles]

Where were we when we came, where were we...

Oh, we had just come back from Cabo

and we went to Givernatoni's.

- Wasn't that Givernatoni's? - No, no, no.

- You know when that was? - 'When was that?'

- That was up at your mom's-- - I know it was after--

Because we slept at your mom's condo that night.

'Cause remember, I was wearing your mom's

like shirt and shorts?

God, we had some crazy times.

[laughs]

Cheers...

...to having a nice lunch without fighting, hanging out.

So Jayde texted me

and she wants to sit down with me and talk.

Hell, no, you're not gonna...

But I feel that, I don't know, I mean...

You're out of your mind. She just tried to k*ll you.

(Kristin) 'I know.'

I would say it doesn't sound like a good idea.

- 'Have you talked to her?' - Yeah, I talked to her.

Like, you guys talk every day or you just talked to her...

Not every day.

I mean, is she trying to...

...meet up with you, and get back together with you or--

You know, you gotta, for one second

kind of put yourself in her situation and...

Yeah, I would be really upset, I mean, I-I totally get it

but you and I were fr-friends

'before Jayde was ever in the picture.'

I just want you to be happy, I'm trying to help you decide

you know, make your decision based on...

...on your happiness.

* Hush don't you cry *

* Live and let die *

* Spread out your wings *

* And fly *

* The strong shall thrive *

* While the weak will all perish **

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. Good to see you. - 'Welcome back.'

Have a seat.

So how have you been?

- I have been very busy. - Okay.

- 'I am married now.' - Okay.

So that's exciting.

So what brings you back to therapy?

What kinds of things do you need help working on?

One of my first things I really need help with is

I wanna have kids sooner than later

and, um, Spencer now is telling me that he doesn't want kids.

- At all? - Like, ever.

But I think he wants kids.

He just doesn't know he wants kids yet.

Like, if you ask any -year-old man

if he wants kids, he's gonna say no.

- No. - No?

No, there are some men that are

definitely family-minded.

So it's really, really important that before you get married

you're pretty much on the same page about a lot of things.

- Well, we're married. - Okay.

- So we're here. - Okay, so we're here.

So I would wait on the baby thing.

I would seriously wait.

But what if, like, I...

'...went off the pill and surprised him?'

And then he would be faced with me having a kid

and maybe he'd get really excited.

I don't know. I mean, I can't speak for him.

I don't have him here

but he might feel like you did this to trick him.

The decision has to be a rational decision

not a hormonal, or an emotional decision.

Two different things.

* 'Cause you're dangerous *

* For the sake of us *

* Get out of my life *

* Get out of my sight **

(Taylor) 'Should we try and hustle some of these people in here?'

(Brody) 'T, you would never be able to hustle anybody in pool.'

[laughs]

Ooh! Look at that, come on, baby, give me something.

- Not bad, but-- - What a break for you though.

- 'Oh, what do you know.' - 'Oh, look who it is.'

What up? You're late. You're late, homie.

- What's up? - I'm always late.

First of all, you're not always late.

You don't show up to anywhere where the boys go anymore.

(Taylor) 'You missed this whole fight that went down.'

(Brody) 'We're not talking about that fight. Come on now.'

- No. It's-- - We're playing pool.

- 'What happened in the fight?' - Well, you know Jayde.

She saw Brody sitting with Kristin.

Oh. Ah!

(Taylor) 'Obviously, she gets pissed off.'

You're dating Kristin again? Oh.

(Taylor) 'I think you and Kristin look good together.'

Take your sh*t, and stop gossiping.

I just think you're a lot more fun to hang out with

when you're around Kristin than you are when you're with Jayde.

'Bottom line, Jayde, she's bad news for you.'

'You haven't been the same person since she's been around.'

I think you guys need to let me do my own thing

and let, mind your own business, and stop telling me who to--

- You affect us. - 'Yeah.'

(Taylor) 'You get all bent out of shape.'

'You get mean, you get sad...'

...and it's because of Jayde.

Jayde has been hitting Kristin up like

"We need to talk. We need to do this."

She's trying to pry her way back into your life any way she can.

I don't give a *** how it's going down.

The bottom line is...

...they're about to go meet.

* Girlfriend I think you better talk to your boyfriend *

* 'Cause he's been peepin' me out too *

* Talking about you *

* Saying he wants me and he don't want you *

* Girlfriend I think you better talk to your boyfriend *

* 'Cause he's been peepin' me out too *

* Talking about you *

* Saying he wants me and he don't want you **

- 'Hi.' - Hey.

What's going on?

Hi. Can I have a grey goose soda, please?

- Sure. Lime with that? - Yeah, please. Thank you.

Obviously, you don't wanna be here

I don't wanna be here either, but I had to call you

just to figure out what is going on.

Don't you think this would've been better to do before

storming at me at Playhouse with all of your friends

and creating the biggest scene ever?

Not really because--

No, you think that's the better way to solve everything

is to come att*ck me at a club?

First of all, I didn't att*ck you.

You came up with your friends. I got hit, Jayde.

I got hit too.

I'm not the instigator though, Jayde, you are.

I didn't come up there to talk to you.

I came up there to talk to Brody.

Well, then you might wanna keep his leash a little bit tighter.

You don't know *** about our relationship

and you being in the picture is not helping.

Jayde, I have been friends with Brody for five years.

I never tried to get in the middle of you two

when you guys were together.

Can you see how it looks though, from my side?

Yeah, I can. If he was happy with you, Jayde

then I would be happy for him, but I just don't see that.

Just because you've been back in town for a month

doesn't mean that you know what's going on.

So for you to sit here and act like you know that he's not

happy, like, that's bullshit.

You don't think that in the entire city of Hollywood

you could find other guys other than Justin and Brody

who have been in relationships--

First of all, don't even bring Justin into this

because I was never friends with Audrina and didn't know ***

and gave her the opportunity to sit down with me like this

and she blew me off, so I don't owe her anything.

I'm not, hey, I don't like Audrina either.

So why are we even bringing Justin into this equation?

Because it seems like a pattern with you.

Everything was totally fine before you came here.

So you need to go back to

wherever it is that you came from.

You're a real bi... Like, you are such a bitch, Jayde.

I have to tell you, like, you're a bitch.

This is bullshit.

* Oh no *

* You didn't * * Oh no oh no *

* Let me put my two cents in it o-o-oh **

* You said you'd die for this *

* Don't pull me down *

* Don't pull me down *

* You said you'd die for this *

* Don't pull me down **

- Hi. - Hi.

- 'How are you?' - Good. How are you?

- 'Good.' - Sorry, I am so late!

No, no, no, it's perfect. I was a little late too.

I hate it when I wear eyeliner and then it, like...

It gets in your crease?

Yeah. I must open my eyes too much.

What's going on with you?

Jayde called me and wanted to have a drink with me.

- No. Really? - To talk about Brody.

So I was scared going into it.

I was, like, "This girl's gonna k*ll me."

She is an animal, Kristin.

- She's an animal. - Oh, I know.

But I really respect the fact that she called me

and that's why I went because, you know

Audrina never did that, and Audrina blew me off.

Can we go back to this Jayde-Kristin confrontation?

So listen to what she said. She was, like--

- Start from the beginning. - Okay, so...

She was telling me that they're getting back together

and they're in love, and yada, yada, yada.

I mean, like, deep down, do you really think he's...

Brody is gonna get back together with Jayde?

No, no, no, no.

* Come a little bit closer now *

* Won't you baby *

* Just a little bit closer now *

* Come a little bit closer now *

* Won't you baby *

* Just a little bit closer now... **

(Heidi) 'So what's going on with Justin?'

I don't know. It was really weird.

It just totally spiraled downhill, and he's telling me

that there's, he's never met anyone like Kristin

'and I was, like, "Wow, nothing has changed.'

Nothing will change. Like, it cannot work out, ever."

If it wasn't Kristin, it'd be someone else.

- All done. Ptui! Gone. - Throw that under the rug.

- No more. - 'Yeah. No more.'

Like, ugh.

Um, so I was at my house the other day

and my sweet little Enzo

let it slip that Spencer went to the doctor

to get a vasectomy, or whatever it's called.

Oh, my God, that's like a slap in the face to you

kind of, like, "I don't wanna have kids with you."

Like, ever, that's saying you never want to have

kids with me, not just not now.

You can't go back and change that.

- No. - That's done.

I mean, are, do you wanna plan it out?

Do you wanna plan it, or just kind of let it...

- Whatever happens happens. - Here's my plan.

My plan is to maybe

stop taking my birth control.

- Heidi... - And have a surprise plan.

And then, and then I think Spencer doesn't know

how much he wants a family.

I think we need a family. And I'll make the call.

- Oh, my God. - 'So I'm gonna be cooking.'

I'm gonna light candles everywhere.

I'm gonna have romantic music.

- Heidi. - 'I always get what I want.'

I always get what I want, you know?

* To break your heart *

* To burn it down *

* For just one night *

* For just one night **

- 'Well, hello.' - Hello.

You seem like you're pretty upset.

Well, I had drinks with Kristin.

She already told me.

Good. I hope she did tell you. She was crazy.

Well, I don't know why you wanted

to meet up with her in the first place.

Because I wanted to be an adult

and tell her to back off and leave you alone.

Me and you right now, we're not dating

so I'm technically allowed to do anything I want to.

- Mm-hmm. - It's the truth.

In the future, after talking to her and seeing how--

- Sometimes you're-- - Shut up.

You're a little out of line.

Why don't you shut up and listen

for once in your whole entire life?

'If I, as your friend...'

I'm trying to talk to you and fix things

and all you're doing is talking back.

Oh, I interrupted. Big deal. That's not, that's no reason

for you to speak to me like you just did.

Well, when you're dealing with someone who's being rude to you

sometimes you can't help, but be rude back.

But I'm nice, unless you're fighting with me.

I will go jump off a building

if I have to argue with you one more time.

That's interesting.

So if you wanna see me dead...

'...then argue with me.'

I don't wanna fight with you anymore at all

and obviously I came here

because I wanna work things out with you

and even though you've been kind of a jerk

I know you're not a jerk, and I miss you.

And I think we should get back together.

* You've got my soul *

* You've got my heart *

* You've got me twisting and jumping around **

* Angeles is cold tonight *

* Lighted streets *

* And faded signs *

* Fallen stars in rising tides *

* Dizzy maze of yellow lines *

* But I got lost between the curves *

* This empty glass **

- 'Oh, what up?' - Hi.

You look good. Look at you. You're all dressed up.

You're wearing a T-shirt. You look so fabulous.

I know. I got, I got extra dressed up for you.

I know, thanks, and I really appreciate you

really going out of your way to look pretty good.

- Yeah, you know, yeah. - How's life?

Everything's great. Uh!

I met up with Jayde last night.

- 'Wait, are you kidding me?' - No.

What did you guys say?

We just talked, I mean, she was giving me her

little two cents on what she feels about our relationship

'and getting back together.'

And I, you know, honestly...

...I do wanna work things out with her, you know?

I do care about her a lot, and...

...I love the girl, you know?

And I care about you a lot as a friend, you know, and I...

If this does go any further, it could intervene

in our friendship. You know what I mean?

- 'Realistically.' - Mm-hmm.

And it's already been, it's already been pretty dramatic

so far, the whole situation.

- Yeah. - 'So...'

Well, then I...really do

hope that you guys work it out if that's what you want to do.

You sound really enthusiastic about that.

Because I don't think that you're happy with her

and I don't think that it's gonna end up working out.

'I mean, when I met with Jayde'

it wasn't a pleasant conversation.

- That's for sure. - Come on, now.

You guys went and had drinks one time

and she went and met up with you.

I mean, it's like I can't be in the middle of all this.

Like, Justin and Audrina, you and Jayde, it's, like

I can't, I can't do this.

'She's a tough one to fight with'

and loves to fight, I get the sense.

'I don't think all the fighting and everything is-is worth it.'

'I mean, sorry, if I'm being brutally honest with you.'

I mean, I-I don't know

I think that you could be with a way better girl.

* I'm begging you to come on out come on out *

* Promise that the coast is clear *

* I don't mind the chase *

* Baby you're lost out there in a different place *

* And I can't get to you *

* Oh I don't mind the chase *

* Baby you're lost out there in a different place *

* And I can't get to you *

* But I'll do what I have to **

Honey, I'm home.

(Heidi) 'Hello.'

- Hi. Welcome home. - 'What are you doing?'

- Just cook you dinner. - We having a party?

You look kind of did up.

No, I'm just cooking for you at home tonight.

Why don't you sit down? I made, uh, pasta.

- You made dinner? - Yeah, that's what wives do.

Since when did you start cooking dinner?

'Since you married me.'

Uh, I don't remember having any cooked dinners.

Oh, don't be silly.

It's my mom's recipe.

And some breadsticks and some salad.

'So you wanna say grace?'

I'll say it. Ready?

Heavenly Father, thank you for my amazing husband

who I love so much.

Thank you for this meal. Thank you for my outfit.

Thank you for everything you've done.

In Jesus' name. Amen.

- Amen. - Amen. Dig in.

What's going on here?

Well, I feel like I'm finally

starting to get settled here, you know

and in this house and-and marriage

and this is how it should always be.

I always wanna cook for you, you know?

'Mmm.'

I'm very impressed here. I'm very impressed.

Well, thank you for obviously forgiving me

for going to the doctor without telling you and...

...you know, getting over it

and making me a beautiful dinner.

I really feel like I was putting too much pressure on you

and, you know, it's my fault.

So, I think it's great if we move on

from here and start fresh

and I'll take off the pressure, and we're even.

Deal. So what's for dessert?

Oh, get ready for dessert.

Best part of the meal always.

I agree.

* I would never *

* Leave you waiting *

* I would never *

* Leave you waiting *

* No no **

Seriously, Stacie, this week sucks.

I just want this week to be over.

- What's going on? - I hate everybody.

Brody got back together with Jayde, by the way.

What?

I'm just...

I'm just kind of bummed about the whole thing.

Why would he do that?

I don't know. That's what I mean.

Like, I just...

I don't understand it at all.

'I really didn't think that he would'

get back together with Jayde.

Like, after everything, I really didn't.

I don't get it. They're constantly breaking up.

'I told her she was a bitch.' Did I tell you that?

I was like, "You're a bitch"

when I went and met up with her.

'I was, like, I was, like, "And no one likes you."'

Well, they don't.

I don't know. Whatever.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Oh, my God, and then...

...listen to this message from Justin. Justin called me.

- Justin. - 'Justin.'

My gosh, what is wrong with these boys?

- Listen. - 'Hey, sweetheart.'

'It's Justin, I just wanted to call you'

'and let you know that I ended everything with Audrina.'

'I just felt that you had to know that.'

- 'So it's done.' - It sounds like he's crying.

'And I hope I talk to you and see you soon.'

'Goodbye.'

That was nice. What are you gonna do?

'I don't know what I'm gonna do with Justin if I'm gonna call.'

'I don't know.'

I'm sick of this town, and all the boys in it.

Let's just get out of here for, like, the weekend

leave all this behind.

There's no reason you should be sitting here on a couch.

Yeah.

- We could go to Vegas. - Done.

I think that we should go now before we change our minds.

Okay.

- Let's go pack. - I don't have anything.

'You can borrow some of my stuff.'

Oh, my...we're really gonna do this right now?

Yes, and that's why we're getting up

and packing, and leaving right now.

This is gonna be amazing.

* Ooh *

* And my heart is breaking *

* And I've been waiting for the longest time *

* Oh oh oh *

* Step down step down **

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