03x05 - Trouble in Paradise

[bunniefuu]

-[waves lapping]
-[upbeat rock music plays]

♪ Hold on tight, it'll be all right ♪

♪ Come on and rise up, rise up ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Looking great, keep heading our way... ♪

Last night was...

-It was fun.
-Very fun.

-It was.
-Very fun.

[Matt giggles]

-[Colleen chuckles]
-[Matt snickers]

I'm as happy as they get, but... [laughs]

[both laugh]

We definitely had fun together last night.

[chuckles]

-Uh, please, you're not scrawny. [laughs]
-Oh yeah?

-You like what you see?
-[Colleen] I like what I see.

I think we chose good.

-D'you enjoy my morning breath, or what?
-Loved it.

-Did you? Good.
-Mm-hmm.

I didn't know how it was gonna be,

but it's just been... It's been incredible.

-Smooth sailin'.
-[Matt] Smooth sailin'.

-It's been fun. Yeah.
-Smooth sailin'.

But now it's just...
Now it's just, It's there.

-Yeah.
-I see you.

-I see those beautiful brown eyes.
-[Colleen] Mm.

Your little face.

-[Colleen] Mmm.
-[chuckles]

["Take My Hand" plays]

♪ Let us make this moment last ♪

[chuckles]

♪ A lifetime ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Just let me go... ♪

[Nancy moans softly]

-[Bartise] Good morning.
-[Nancy] Hi.

You know what you do all night? [snores]

-[Nancy] No, I didn't!
-That's you. That's you!

I am the angel. I'm the...
[muffled laughter]

That's what I wanted to do
all freaking night.

-[Nancy] Oh, lay off...
-Oh, give me a kiss.

[both moan softly]

-[Nancy] Buenos días.
-Let's get some light in here.

We had a good first night. [chuckles]

She'd agree. [laughs]

[upbeat music plays]

There was some touching

and some consummation
of the engagement going on.

Yeah, we did... Couple of times, maybe.

[laughs]

Let's just say Nancy had to take a shower
in the middle of the night, so... [chuckles]

The sex was great. Mm-hmm.

If I had to say
what she said, "Excellent."

[chuckles]

Excelente. [laughs][/i]

-[Nancy] Actually, I'm yawning.
-Look at you in the morning!

Hair everywhere.
What did you[/i] do last night?

You know, just,
I had a little hypothermia last night.

-[Bartise] Mm-hmm?
-So, I got a little cold.

Yeah, your clothes came off.

Your clothes came off first.

-Well, you forced me to do that.
-I mean, I just requested.

You yelled aggressively,
"Bartise, take your clothes off!"

-"Take your clothes off, sir. I'm cold."
-And I said, "Yes, ma'am."

[both laugh]

What Nancy wants is what Nancy gets.

-[Nancy] Hey... Did you sleep okay?
-Mm-hmm.

I slept great.

-Had you in my arms.
-Yeah.

I was like,
"Wow, he's a really big cuddler."

And I was okay with it,
but I was like, "I did not expect this."

-Mm-hmm. I am a big cuddler though.
-Yeah.

-Plus you fit so good right here, so...
-Mm-hmm.

And it'll get
more and more comfortable as we go.

Even though it's already
super easy, super nice, right?

-I'm like, "Is it gonna get easier?"
-How much more comfortable can it get?

[Nancy] I'm like... [murmurs]

Like, as soon as we got in this bed,
your leg was already, like, right here.

-Yeah, I was like, "I'm here for it."
-Okay. She's comfortable.

[both laugh]

Every single part of his body
is very attractive,

but that wasn't the first thing in my mind
to like, "Oh, I wanna have sex with you."

I think that great sex for me
comes from the emotional connection,

and that's kind of what we did.

We emotionally connected.

Like, I'm proud to call Bartise my fiancé.

-Wanna pillow fight?
-[laughs] Hey!

-["Can't Break My Vibe" plays]
-♪ Get a little bit crazy ♪[/i]

-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪[/i]
-♪ I know you feel it ♪[/i]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪[/i]

[Alexa] Good morning, babe.

-[Brennon] Good morning, babe.
-[laughs] How'd you sleep?

Oh, so well.

-Good first night as an engaged couple.
-[Brennon] Good first night?

Yeah. Just sleeping,
enjoying each other's...

[Alexa chuckles]

-Just time. In general.
-[laughs] Yeah.

-You snored a lot.
-Yeah.

-Oh my gosh. I felt you, like, kick me.
-[Alexa chuckles]

From the snoring.

I don't know, I kinda like it.
I grew up with a, like, a sound machine.

-Yeah.
-So, I actually, like, really like noise.

-[Brennon] Okay.
-[Alexa] It's cute.

It's super cute.

-You're super cute.
-In the morning? All of this?

So gorgeous. Yes.

[Alexa] Before all the makeups go on?

[Brennon] You're not gonna
have to wear makeup around me.

-[Alexa] Yeah?
-Never.

[chuckles]

[Brennon] Naturally beautiful.

-[Alexa] Am I?
-Yes.

-I get Botox, so it's not...
-[Brennon] Oh, you do?

-[Alexa] Yeah, I do get Botox.
-Yeah. I do as well.

-You do?
-Yeah.

Aww.

Do I bring that up?
Is that something we need to talk about?

[knocking on door]

-[Alexa] Oh.
-Oh. Food.

I got it. No, please, don't get up.

[Alexa chuckles]

Oh, babe, you shouldn't have.

Yeah, I made this.

What did they bring?

-Fruit and pancakes?
-Fruit and panc... Oh.

Damn, the pancakes look good.

-[Alexa] Mm-hmm.
-Looks like custard too.

Hell yeah.

I need, like, some syrup in my life,
you know what I mean?

-Oh yeah, we're on the same page.
-Okay.

It's almost like in life
we're just on the same page.

-Yeah.
-As well.

Is that what we are?
On the same page of life?

Yeah. Yes, 100%.

-[Alexa chuckles softly]
-♪ Drunk on you, yeah ♪[/i]

♪ Can't cut you loose, no ♪

♪ Can't get it off my mind... ♪

And back, there we go.

Keep the heels down.

Yeah, there you go.
Okay, a little bit quicker.

Squeeze that circle tighter. Perfect.

-Okay.
-Keep your feet flat on the floor.

No, don't let those heels come up, sir.

SK's never done Pilates
and it's something I love.

He doesn't have to be
a Pilates professional,

but I want us to be able to,

you know, have a healthy routine together
as a married couple.

♪ Gotta keep up, pick your feet up ♪

-♪ Gotta go faster... ♪
-[Raven] Whoo! Feeling warm?[/i]

[SK] What are we working here doing this?

Well, you're not doing it right, so...
You wanna do it right?

-No. [chuckles]
-Okay, I didn't think so. [laughs]

Point your toes for me.

Yeah, work your triceps. Straight arms.

♪ Gotta keep up, straight to the top ♪

♪ Fast forward, rewind
But we won't stop... ♪

-[Raven] All fours.
-[SK] All right, hold on a sec.

[music fades out]

-[Raven] Just grab your circle.
-[SK chuckles]

I don't know how people do this indoors.

Why?

It's too hot. [chuckles]

I like outdoors. You know, the scenery
and everything contributes to everything.

-All that for me, so...
-Okay.

[both laugh]

Sitting here
talking about outdoors. [chuckles]

Pilates Raven is definitely
different than fiancée Raven.

I'm bossy. I want him to do it right.

SK is getting his ass whooped

by Pilates Raven, not fiancée Raven.
[chuckles]

[SK] The makeup is coming together.
[chuckles]

[laughs]

So I look like Beyoncé.

-Beyoncé for sure.
-[Raven laughs]

How do you think last night was?

I think last night was good.

I like the... We stayed up pretty late.

I was expecting a lot of action.

In terms of, like,
how rough you claim you sleep?

-Yeah.
-But...

For a rough sleeper,
I think you did pretty good.

I felt like I wanted to, like,
stay up and talk all night.

-Yeah.
-We had so much to talk about.

We did, we did.

I really liked that.

-Me too.
-Yeah.

-Somebody had all the energy. [chuckles]
-I did!

I hope that, like,
all of our nights can be...

-Like yesterday?
-Yeah.

[emotional electronic music plays]

Like, I don't know what we'll do tonight,
but it'll be interesting to see...

For us both to, like,
meet the other people, you know?

It'll be really fun.

Or really funny.

You know, just...

like seeing how we are...

In our natural element?

[Raven] In our... Yeah.

It's starting to not feel like
an experiment anymore.

-It's starting to feel, like, okay.
-Real life.

Experiment's over. Now, this is real life.

Agreed. Well,
I'm glad that we're on the same...

[SK chuckles]

Yeah, for the most part.

[music fades out]

-[slurps]
-[ice rattles]

You gonna wash that soap off,
or we're just letting it marinate?

I need to marinate a bit,
and then I'm gonna get in the shower.

Okay, we're marinating.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Okay.

Well, it's shower time.

-["Show Me" plays]
-♪ Come on and show me that you want me ♪[/i]

♪ You got to show me
That the love you feel ♪

♪ Is like the love I feel for you ♪

[ice rattles]

-[slurps]
-[music fades out]

[tense music plays]

Zay, what are we fighting about
in this moment?

We're fighting over the difference...

You can get them.

Between the word "good"
and the word "great."

Oh, tell me more.

This one doesn't seem to think there's
a difference between good and great.

Zay said, "Oh, we had such a great night."

I said, "It was so good.
It was so, so good."

-It was good.
-And here we are.[/i]

In all this trouble
because I didn't say "great."

I said, "good."

What do you have to say for yourself?

-Semantic...
-If it was great...

You crazy little semantic stickler.

[R&B music plays]

[Cole] All right, cornhole!

You're gonna make it in the hole.
I believe in this.

-Zay.
-[Zanab] What?

At least make it look like you just want
to get it there, you know, like...

-[Zanab] Wow!
-That's how you gotta do it.

[Zanab] Who knew this was
such a sophisticated game?

Okay.

I can't with you
and your little girly drink,

and you're, like, getting it all in there.

[Zanab sighs]

I've never really
played ping-pong with rules.

[Cole] I basically played this
every day at my full-time job.

-I don't know what to do.
-No.

Paddle, table, table. On the serve.

-Table.
-Like this?

Yes, but then it has to hit table.

Paddle, table, table.

That was aggressive.

I'm not the girl to play ping-pong with.

-Oh.
-[Cole] Mm-hmm.

-See?
-[Cole] Moving on!

-[laughs] I am not...
-["Habanera" melody plays]

-[Cole] Let's do chess.
-Okay.

All right, white always goes first.

Pawns att*ck pieces diagonally only.

-Did you watch The Queen's Gambit[/i]?
-Yes. Did you watch that?

-Yeah.
-Well, then, perfect!

-[Zanab] I can go forward.
-[Cole] Yup.

-[Zanab] Or two even.
-Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna do this.

Hold on, so any of my pawns
can move forward two?

Mm-hmm. Only on the first move.

-Why are some of my pawns decapitated?
-[laughs]

Are you, like,
trying to b*at me in this also, or...?

Yeah, a little bit.

Okay, but I don't even know
what the bishop can do.

[Cole] He can move diagonally only.

[Zanab] Ugh.
I don't know what I'm trying to do.

[quacking]

Okay, I'm gonna go here.

Can my... [hesitates]

-My pawn can't take out your bishop.
-[Cole quacking]

-[Zanab] Cole!
-What?

All right. The whole point of the game
is to k*ll the king.

[Zanab] See, you didn't even,
like, lead with that.

Okay, like, why is that a thing?

[laughs] I mean, you saw it sitting there!

I'm getting very mixed signals from you.

I don't necessarily feel like
I have the best teacher for this game.

[chuckles] I feel like
we're gonna have so much beef

after these games.

Really?

-Why? 'Cause I'm so passive-aggressive?
-[snickers]

That and because you think
that I'm a horrible chess teacher.

-[Zanab sighs] Okay, are you ready?
-Chess takes a long time to learn.

[Zanab gasps]
There's real bugs out here. Okay.

[quacks]

Did you have fun playing games? [chuckles]

-I do like cornhole a lot.
-Do you?

Yeah, that was my favorite.
I feel like you can do better at cornhole.

-It's literally just...
-I let you win at all those games.

-I'm actually professional at all of them.
-You let[/i] me win?

[Cole chuckles]

I think you could teach me
a lot of things.

Maybe teach me how to play chess for real.

I was gonna say.

You actually have a chance in cornhole,
ping-pong, and chess if we get married.

A chance?

Okay.

I will be your instructor.

Does it make you less attracted to me
that I am not good at those things?

[chuckles] No, it's just cute.

You told me you can cook.

So, like, what do you think
we could accomplish,

like, if we get married
and go all the way with this thing?

[Zanab] Um...

You would flip something
super amazing for us to live in.

Facts.

I would make it a home.

Pod blankets.

-Pod blankets?
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I mean, if you want to, like,
maybe pick up your towel some time

and maybe not, like,
throw it across the coffee table.

[Cole] Did I do that?

Yeah. Or, like, on the floor,
just like throw it across the sink,

or throw it across the tub.

-Are you being passive-aggressive?
-[Zanab] Mm-mm.

'Kay. Just checking.

So, we got to be honest with each other
and nip it in the bud.

Like me telling you that you're
passive-aggressive all the time.

-Exactly. Like, day two, give it to me.
-[Cole chuckles]

I will try to have it fixed by,
like, maybe day four.

Maybe just tell me
if I'm being in your face too much

'cause I do feel like
I come on very strong.

When I feel like I want your attention
and I wanna be in your face,

I just don't want you to be like,
"Can you give me some space?"

That's all you need to tell me.

[Cole] No, I don't mind it at all.

And I had no idea

that this was right on the other side.

Everyone was like,
"Can you imagine what he looks like?"

And I was like, "I really can't."

You might have given me
blue eyes at some point,

but you gave someone else blue eyes.

I think it was Colleen
that told me you had blue eyes.

Oh, really?

I wasn't anyone different in the pods.

I just don't run around
saying those things to people.

Telling a guy all these sweet things,

being that, like, open and honest
about my feelings, and...

-Have they changed?
-[Zanab] Mm-mm.

Okay.

Well, maybe I should back up.

Okay.

How do you feel about getting married
in four weeks, in this moment?

I replayed every conversation
we had in the pods.

-[Cole] Which ones come to mind?
-All of them.

This needs to, like, match up to that

'cause I feel like that was really...

That was really amazing.

I think we just need time,

is all I'm saying,
to, like, rekindle what we had.

-I agree.
-Yeah.

It's only been like two days though.

It's only been like a day, right?
We got here this time yesterday.

-[laughs] Yeah. It's only been a day.
-It's been like a day. Yeah.

Anything could happen
over the next four weeks.

[Zanab] Right.

So...

So, you feel like I might fall out[/i] of love
with you in the next four weeks?

[Cole] I don't feel like
that's going to happen. It's just...

That would be my greatest fear.

That would be
the most heartbreaking outcome.

[emotional pop music plays]

[Zanab] Yeah.

I still stand with like, Cole or bust, so...

Well, I'm Zanab or bust.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

I like that.

♪ Show me that I matter ♪

♪ Together we'll get through
Whatever happens ♪

-[Zanab chuckles]
-[/i]I love you.

-Mm. I love you too.
-There!

-We did it right!
-Caught it on the cam!

First time this...

Hey, that's the first time
we did it in sync. We did it mutually.

Yeah.

♪ You like what I got
I don't blame you not knocking it ♪

♪ My hips are hypnotic, watch out... ♪

-How you feeling?
-Good.

-Let's get down in this water, huh?
-Yeah. I wanna feel...

-I need to feel the water on my feets.
-The water on your feet.

That is all mine.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-[Matt yelps, laughs]
-[Colleen laughs]

-Ice cold. Ice cold.
-Ice.

-What if I just throw you in?
-Abso-f*cking-lutely not.

-I'm cold!
-Abso-f*cking-lutely not. Come on!

[yelps, laughs]

-["Just What You Like" by 5 Alarm plays]
-♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪[/i]

♪ I'll bring you just what you like ♪

♪ Just what you like ♪

-♪ From the sway in my walk ♪
-♪ In my walk ♪

♪ To the slang in my talk... ♪

-[Colleen] So cute.
-[Matt] It is really...

Gotta scoot yourself up there.

-[Colleen] Yeah. I know.
-[laughs]

Gotta scoot her in.

-Oh my gosh, I need this.
-There you go.

-I have my jalapeño margarita.
-Yeah. So, what appetizers do you want?

-I have my mans.
-What sounds good?

Anything. I'm a big foodie.

What about, like, uh, sashimi?

-What is that? [laughs]
-It's like sushi, just raw fish.

You never... You don't know what it is?

I don't really... I'm not well-versed
with my... with my sushi.

[laughs]

I probably would have never
honestly met you because,

if anything, it'd be through Hinge.

Yeah.

-But, like, you're not even on Hinge.
-[Matt] Right.

-I'm not on any of 'em.
-Our, like, paths would've never crossed.

-So, what if you saw me at a bar?
-I would expect you to...

What if I came up to you at a bar?
What would you do?

Um, well, what's your one-liner?
Do you have a liner?

You're gonna put me on the spot.

I wouldn't have said anything.
I would've just been like...

But you're cute, so what are you gonna do?

I wouldn't have come up to you and say,
"Can I buy you a drink?"

'Cause that is way too typical.
I'd have thrown some joke.

Or some sort of... Just some sort of...

Clowning something
and made you laugh or something.

I don't know what I'd do, but...

No, I would love for you to come up to me.

-Yeah?
-At a bar.

Well, I would have.
Just throwing that out there.

-Okay. Okay.
-[Matt chuckles]

All right, so.
Thirty days we'll be married.

-How does that sound?
-Sounds amazing to me.

-Does it?
-I don't think anything will change.

-You don't think so?
-I think it'll just get better and better.

Yeah. But I love it, every bit of it.

Well, we're getting married in 30 days.
So, cheers to that.

[Matt laughs]

I'm gonna be Mrs. Bolton.

Oh, that sounds so good.
That sounds so good.

♪ Wherever you go, I go ♪

["Where You Go I Go"
by Flowers Still Standing plays]

[vocalizing]

[Nancy] This strawberry though?

Go with a little sweet after this.
Wasn't that good?

Oh, very good.

-Put the whole thing. Whole thing.
-Bite. Uh-uh, bite.

'Cause there's a little butt
that I don't want you to eat.

-[Bartise guffaws]
-That's kinda weird...

[both laugh]

-Please don't eat the butt.
-[Bartise laughs]

-Wait, you have a little, like, lime.
-Get me.

And you have chips.

I got mess?

-Just a little chippie. Chippie. So...
-Hey, gimme a kiss.

[Bartise murmurs]

Doesn't it feel like... f*cking crazy?

To be able to do this? Touch you?

-You have a little guy right here.
-Oh, thank you.

-See? I got you, and you got me.
-[/i]Get that off. A butt!

We knew that already.

-We knew that in the pods.
-Yeah. We did.

When you said yes to me
when I dropped onto a knee.

-Yeah.
-You brought this up in the pod, saying...

"You could have, you know, a great life
with somebody else you met,

but an amazing life with me."

And that really hit me.

Just like, "Damn, she's f*cking right."

And here I am now sitting next to you.
You won and I won.

Because we picked each other.

-[Nancy] Yeah.
-Come here, give me a kiss. Thank you.

Why don't you want
to tell your girlfriends my age?

-[Nancy] If they ask, I'm not gonna lie.
-Why does that matter?

You're basically saying that
they would not approve of me. Is what...

-Right off the bat.
-If they knew I was 25.

-If that's all they knew.
-Mm-hmm.

-So, for...
-Which neither would you have.

Right. You wouldn't have approved of me.

-In the real world?
-Yeah.

-Correct.
-Okay.

Obviously, this is my life,
and this is my future.

[Bartise] This is your
real world now. Yeah.

For my family,

it's... It's not even gonna be a question.

My dad is 16 years older than my stepmom,

and even my mom
is about ten years older than my step...

-Her husband.
-Right.

We don't have anywhere near that though.

-Yeah. Six years. It's like nothing.
-Five and a half, come on.

[both laugh]

I always round down.

So, do you feel like
you have to tell your parents my age?

I wouldn't hide it.

"Well, did you talk about
when you're gonna have kids?"

I'm like, "Yeah, we talked about that."

"And we continue talking about that,
and we're on the same page."

"Just like with everything else."

That's why I f*cking proposed to you,
'cause everything works.

So the rest of the time
I'm here on this f*cking planet

I wanna spend with one person,
and you filled my list up.

You're the first person that I've met

that I could say,
"Hey, okay. Rest of my life. Yeah."[/i]

-[Nancy] Yeah.
-"I think that'll work."

Yeah, I would spend
the rest of my life with you,

so I can see myself
being with you forever,

and forever is a f*cking long time.

So I take this very seriously.

Love is so blind. I can't even, like...

I should just, like, tattoo that
on my other arm.

-This is gonna say...
-You can have that one.

And then this one's gonna say,
"Love is f*cking blind."

[both laugh]

Is that gonna be our matching tattoo?
I'm getting a tattoo for my wife, right?

-'Cause I told you about my whole idea.
-Yeah.

-My grandma, ma, sister, wife, daughters.
-Yeah.

So, if you say yes to me at the altar,

I'm getting a tattoo of you
somewhere on me.

-Somewhere.
-Is it gonna say, "Love is blind?"

-You gonna get a matching one?
-Mm-hmm.

-Gimme a kiss.
-Okay.

-[both laugh]
-["All I Think About is You" plays]

♪ And I feel it for you ♪

-♪ Baby, this is love ♪
-♪ This is love ♪

♪ I just need some heart... ♪

[music fades out]

["Get Free" by Harry Angstrom
and Jonathan Buchanan plays]

♪ When we get free ♪

-♪ Will eternity... ♪
-[SK] I'm psyched.[/i]

[woman] Have you done a sound bath before?

-[Raven] Mm-hmm. I have.
-[SK] First time for me.

-[Raven] Yeah.
-[woman] Exciting.

[Raven] I know. Should we do shoes off?

-[instructor] Uh, yeah.
-[Raven] Yeah? So pretty.

-[SK] So just lay down?
-[instructor] Get comfortable. Lay down.

-[SK exhales]
-[Raven] Oh yeah.

All right, let's do this.

[peaceful tones resonating]

[peaceful tones continue]

[SK snoring gently]

[SK snoring]

[SK snoring]

[woman, softly] Coming back into the body,

we'll slowly begin
to wiggle the fingers and toes.

[SK whispers] How was it?

[Raven and woman chuckle]

I wouldn't know. Your snoring was so loud.

[Raven and woman laugh]

[woman] Enjoy the rest of the day.

Thank you.

I feel like my butt is probably so sweaty.

Oh!

[SK] That was so good.

[SK huffs]

I feel relaxed.

-[Raven] You are definitely a napper.
-[SK chuckles]

I can nap...

-Pretty much everywhere, I see.
-Yeah, not a problem.

Yeah, we're on nap number two today.

-Oh yeah? Are we counting? Who's counting?
-So, you are. I'm counting.

I'm definitely counting.

Hello.

OMG. Yum.

[SK] This looks very tempting.

I like this. What is this?

[Raven] That's a beet.

Um, today,

like, I feel, like, definitely
still a little bit of awkward vibes,

but that's gonna be normal
'cause we're both more, like,

chill, apprehensive people.

So you don't think I'm crazy?

I don't think you're crazy.

I think maybe
you should be a little crazier.

[SK chuckles]
It takes a lot to get my crazy out, so...

A little more pizzazz, razzle-dazzle.

[SK laughs]

[SK] Can you handle my razzle-dazzle?

I don't know. You're napping all the time,
so I can't really get a read.

[SK] All right.

Challenge accepted, then.

[SK chuckles]

Be the energy god?

-[Raven] Okay.
-[chuckles]

If there's any reservation from my end,

it's just because I don't know
if you'll come through with me or not.

I think that's, like,
kind of what we're feeding off of.

'Cause, like, you feel it from me,
so then you're not sure,

and then I feel from you, so I'm not sure.

Absolutely.

[Raven] So, someone needs to,
like, be the energetic lead.

-It's the razzle-dazzle.
-[SK chuckles]

Look, it's like...

-We're like a muffin right now.
-Mm-hmm?

But, like... we need to be a cupcake.

-Like, you got to put the icing on it.
-Cupcakes are more, like...

-More razzle-dazzle.
-Delicate. No, they're more delicate.

No, they're more razzle...
It's a razzle-dazzle muffin.

I just feel like
we need a little bit more... mmph!

-Razzle-dazzle.
-[SK chuckles]

[SK] Where is your attraction level now?

I mean, we've spent
close to 24 hours together.

[Raven] I feel like it's only growing.

I mean above-average, like...

For me, like, yes, attraction grows.

-I guess the bonding...
-Yeah.

-For me, it's not the attraction, like...
-[SK] Okay.

-[Raven] What about you?
-I am attracted to you.

-Okay.
-No questions.

-[murmurs]
-[dramatic music swells]

Like, I don't feel like
in any relationship I've ever been in

I've been, like,
"I'm just so attracted to this person."

"I just wanna rip their clothes off."
Like, I don't feel like that.

Yeah, you made that pretty clear
from day one.

-So, I wasn't expecting that, and that's...
-Yeah.

I was okay with living with that.

Um, the way I see it is,

it's like a block that's,
like, standing in between us.

-That we haven't gotten over that block.
-[Raven] Yeah.

And be in that final space
where we're like, "Oh!"

Like, you know, "We're here now."

Is the block starting to slowly melt?

I think we made some progress.

Has the block completely disappeared?

-I don't think so.
-[Raven] Yeah.

And I'm really just focused on
trying to make that happen

because once that happens,

wonderful things will follow.

[chuckles]

I think the block
is sitting on the razzle-dazzle.

-[Raven] Okay.
-And once it melts away,

razzle-dazzle just flourishes.

-Would you agree with that depiction?
-[Raven] Yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah.

-Look at that service.
-[chuckles]

-Wow, marry this girl.
-[SK laughs]

[both laugh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll feed you grapes too.
Give me a second.

[SK laughs]

Introduce the razzle-dazzle.

[laughs]

-♪ I will lift you up ♪
-[chuckles][/i]

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ I will lift you up ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ I will lift you up ♪

[Brennon] I'm telling you, I'm so excited
to bring you up to meet my dad and Kim.

Yes?

[Brennon] I'm excited
to bring you to my brother's.

When we go up to see Hayden and Reagan
and hang out and chill with Reagan.

-[Alexa] Reagan's his...?
-His wife.

They just got a house up there,
and we can go up.

Okay.

-Super redneck.
-[Alexa] Yeah?

-Just country. Super country.
-[chuckles]

As long as you're okay with getting dirty.

Like, in what way?

I'll get you some... We'll get some boots.

We'll stop at NRS, we'll get some boots.

-You don't have to.
-[laughs] I can do... Actually, I...

Okay, that's a lie. I own boots.
I already have boots.

My girl! Oh damn! Marry me, please.

[chuckles] Will you marry me?

-[Alexa] Luckily the ring's already on.
-Hells yeah!

I'm so glad, like,
we're engaged right now.

Like, it makes me so happy.

-We're the same f*cking person.
-Yeah.

-My mom's gonna love you.
-Really?

She doesn't like anybody.
I don't know if she likes me[/i] that much.

[laughs] But, yeah, she's gonna love you.

-[upbeat music plays]
-♪ Say hey! ♪[/i]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

When I say my family's really close,
like, we're really close.

If someone's feeling some type of way,
everybody knows it.

-Yeah.
-Like, "So, what the f*ck?"

We're all so mean to each other.
That's how all of us are.

We're... We're just a lot.

And, like, I'm interested
to see how, like...

-[Brennon] The dynamic?
-Yeah.

Even with the kids, like,
"Stop being a f*cking p*ssy right now."

Like, "Are you serious?"

-With the kids? Okay.
-Yeah.

-That's how all of us talk to each other.
-Okay.

-That's just like how we are.
-I'm not gonna lie.

Around my family, I never cuss.

I don't have an issue with,
like if... With our kids.

I'm definitely, like,
sit up straight for every meal.

-You know what I'm saying, like...?
-No.

-Okay.
-That's just how we are.

We're definitely different.

We're just like the crazy Israeli, like,

dark people.

We're the crazy white f*cking people.
[laughs] I don't know what to tell you.

I'm interested to see how, like,

two different worlds, like... [chuckles]

I'm excited to see everyone's
reaction to, like, everything.

-To me?
-Yeah.

But I don't like being
the center of attention, so...

Well... Sorry. [chuckles]

I'll figure it out.

Yeah.

["Paradise" by Richard Lewis plays]

♪ You need this reach this odyssey ♪

♪ Not only you that's choosin' me ♪

♪ The music takes us high ♪

♪ And just for a night... ♪

-[Nancy squeals]
-[/i]Oh, here we go.

Let's go, babe.

-Grab one of these.
-[Nancy] Are you ready to go?

[Bartise] I'm feeling a little nervous

on having to see
all the girls that I've dated,

that I've formed real connections with.

But I think we are
all mature enough to not have this...

And, like, any awkwardness.

♪ We're in paradise ♪

-[Nancy squeals, laughs]
-Come on, Brennon!

-What's up? Cowboy hat?
-Oh, come on.

-Hello, hello!
-[Nancy] Hey!

-How you doing, man?
-Hi, I'm Nancy.

[Brennon] Hi, Nancy.

Brennon is tall, good-looking,

has good shoulders.

Not my type. [laughs]

Bartise, he's mine, and I'm good,

and I'm so confident about that.

-What's up!
-[all exclaim]

You made it!

[chattering and cheering]

♪ Crazy, crazy love ♪

-Hi, baby.
-You doing good?

-[Alexa] My baby!
-I'm sweaty.

[Colleen] Hi, I'm gonna give you
a hug over here.

-Hi, I'm Alexa.
-[Matt] It's a pleasure.

[Cole] Hootie-hoo!

-[Bartise] Oh my God!
-[all cheering]

♪ I'm crazy 'bout you ♪

[Cole] What's up? Come on.

[Bartise] Oh!

-Come on in here, brother.
-[Cole] Whoo! I'm good, how are you?

-[Alexa] Hi!
-[Cole] Hi. Nice to meet you.

-I'm Cole.
-Hi! Colleen.

-Nice to meet you.
-[Cole] Colleen, nice to meet you.

Cole is very cute.

Curly hair, his blue eyes.

He's very good-looking.
He's very good-looking.

This is Zanab, everyone.

[all chattering]

[Cole] Colleen is definitely
as attractive as I imagined. [laughs]

-♪ Crazy love... ♪
-[music fades][/i]

[Matt] There he is!

SK!

-Hi!
-Hey, y'all.

[Alexa] Literally,
I just cannot with her body.

Hi, everyone. Hello. How y'all doing?

-Let me introduce you. This is Nancy.
-Hi. Nancy.

-Nice to meet you.
-Oh my goodness.

-[Raven] Hi!
-Hi, baby.

-Hello?
-You look so good. Loving the high waist.

-Hi, how are you?
-What's up? I'm good. Bartise.

He's my fiancé.

-Fiancé. [laughs]
-Yass?!

Hi!

[Bartise] Like, f*cking wow, like...

She... Raven looks damn good.

I mean, she looks f*cking incredible.
Look at her. She's wearing a tight dress.

She has a great body.
Beautiful smile, beautiful eyes.

Of course she gets attention from guys.

Raven... Raven's a baddie.
Raven's 100% a smokeshow.

Sheesh!

[all cheering]

That's my girl.

-Hey, everybody.
-What's up?

-Hey.
-[Vanessa] Welcome!

We wanna start by congratulating
all of you on your engagements.

-Congrats, guys.
-Thank you.

[SK] Cheers, guys.

Thank you.

Are you enjoying your romantic getaway?

Aw, hell yeah.

Absolutely.

Ladies, I would like you
to meet the gentlemen,

and gentlemen, I would like you
to meet the ladies who you dated

but did not propose to.

[dramatic music plays]

Alexa and Brennon.

-[Bartise] Yeah! Alexa and Brennon!
-Thank you, thank you.

Colleen and Matt.

-[all cheering]
-Let's go, baby. Let's go.

Nancy and Bartise.

-Hi!
-What's going on? Gimme that, right there!

Raven and SK.

-Hi!
-[all cheering and whistling]

Last but certainly not least,
Zanab and Cole.

Yeah!

[all whooping]

I feel like it's got to be so weird
pairing the face to the voice.

At first, it was like, do I hug you?
Do I pretend I don't know you?

Like, what do I do?
'Cause I know you for sure.

I'm... I'm just taking in
everyone's looks, still.

Tell you what, I've got my eyes
on one person, it's her.

-That's all. I'll tell y'all that much.
-[all cheering]

And now you have a chance
to develop your emotional connection

into a physical one.

We're also gonna see how
your age, your race, your background...

People who you didn't choose...

[Nick] Exactly.

Will any of those things
change the way you feel about one another?

You guys, you are just four weeks away

from your weddings.

-[Nick] Mmm.
-So nervous!

[dramatic music playing]

Will you say I do?

Or will you walk away forever?

[dramatic music builds]

Is love truly blind?

[Nick] We certainly hope you prove it is.

[emotional pop music plays]

-Guys, to all of you. Cheers.
-Cheers.

And to your love and happiness.

-[Nick] Cheers, guys. Thank you.
-[Vanessa] Cheers.

-[Vanessa] Have fun. Good night!
-[Nick] Have a great night. Enjoy!

[Matt] Hi! A round of sh*ts!

sh*ts all around.

[Matt] Here's to new faces and new voices.

Remember what we say? Hide your kids...

Find your wife, baby!

[all cheering]

It's good to see you, big guy.

-You having fun?
-I'm having a blast.

-I can tell you're having fun.
-Listen, I'm f*cking in love...

In f*cking love with that woman.
I'm gonna be honest.

-It's, like, she's my f*cking person.
-Natural, easy.

[Matt] Look at her.
She's f*cking beautiful.

You know what I mean? It's just...

Look at all the lucky guys.
Aren't we the luckiest guys in the world?

[Matt] Hey, 100%

-Did you meet everybody over here?
-Yes, I did.

-You did?
-Alexa, Colleen, Raven.

[Alexa] Sips and I die.

Where's my bartender?

Bartender?

[laughs]

I don't know where my fiancée went.
I'm just kind of here.

[upbeat pop music plays]

[Cole sighs dramatically]

Snacks.

Colleen is the type of girl
I normally go for,

but I am an engaged man now, so...

[chuckles, clicks tongue]

-Did you, um, do the...?
-[chatter in background]

[Zanab] Did you[/i] do the...?

How many times?

[both laugh]

Actually... Actually we're up to five.
I forgot.

It was three last night, twice today.

Yes!

Yes. Hey, yes!

Colleen's doing ballet.

[both laughing raucously]

[laughs] Yes! Yay!

You were like, "I'm waiting!"

-No! No, I'm not waiting.
-No.

[laughs] I love that.

-You have fun? I had a lot...
-Oh, I had a lot of fun.

-[laughing]
-I had a lot of fun.

A couple times.

I had a couple of rounds of fun,
you know what I'm saying?

-[Matt] Yes, but it was very natural.
-You got three rounds b*at?

No, I didn't get three rounds in.
She didn't need three rounds.

She couldn't handle three rounds,
let's be honest.

[men laughing]

When I dated her,
it was like... like best-friend vibes.

There was a wall between y'all,
so I'm good with it.

French fries,
Four Lokos, and all that sh*t.

-We dated too.
-It didn't work out.

-[Matt] It all worked out.
-I know.

[Matt] And we're gonna double-date
for the rest of our lives.

-Our kids will play football together.
-They're gonna be geniuses!

I don't wanna say geniuses.
Let's not go too far.

-They're gonna be geniuses, okay?
-It's my gene pool, I'm sorry.

You know how f*cking smart this guy is?

-He's very smart.
-I don't think you know the extent.

[Alexa] I mean, he chose me.

-I'm really lucky at a lot of stuff.
-Are you lucky?

f*ck yeah, I am.

From the pods to here,
there's been a disconnect for me.

There's been like a "Holy crap.
You're not what I had pictured."

This is different. I have to reconnect
that person in the pods

to the person who's in my bedroom now.

-Yeah.
-You're in...

And so, I'm gonna be honest with y'all.

I'm, like, figuring things out.

-And I'm like, "What is this?"
-Here's the deal. I can 100% see that.

Because you probably had
an expectation of what to see

when the f*cking doors opened.

I had no picture in my f*cking head.

Well, here's the thing. I'm still in love.

-I'm just... It's different now.
-Oh, 100%. It's very different.

Because I was able to craft
and create the girl that was in the pod,

and I had this idea of what she was.

But now that I have the real her,
it's like, I have to adapt to

instead of what I wanted her to be,
now it's who she is, period.

-[SK] This is reality.
-I'm adapting, but I still love her.

But it's just a different love.

Zanab can be kind of passive-aggressive.

-[Bartise] Oh, okay.
-That can be a good thing though.

No! It's not at all a good thing.
It just beats me down.

So I'm, like, I'm in love with you,

I'm attracted to you, but everything I do,

you've got a passive-aggressive comment.

No, like she genuinely hates
the fact that that towel is right there.

So she's gonna be like,

"Um, hey, you think you could
maybe just, like, next time,

maybe not[/i] put your towel
on the coffee table."

No, dude.

'Cause to her,
that's how she banters and how she plays,

but it's just not fun for me.

Did you not get that from her in the pods?

Okay. Then if she did it in the pods,
I pictured her doing it smiling.

-'Cause her voice is so uplifting.
-[exclaiming]

Now when she does it in real life,

it's straight-faced.
And I'm like, "You actually mad, bro?"

I haven't connected the person in the pod
with the person I'm looking at.

[Colleen] Yeah. It's just been...
It's been weird.

But, like, last night
was really, really wonderful.

But, like, going from last night
to this silent treatment

really f*cked with me.

Yes.

-But he's lovely physically.
-It's, um...

-Yes.
-Totally matches up the emotional.

I mean, you guys look... so cute.

-Okay.
-Just don't worry about anything.

I think it's very easy to, like...

with your own insecurities...

to get in your head, right?

Yes. Yes.

For real, though, like, you're telling me

you are more in love in person
as you were in the pods?

Oh yes.

So, sh**t me straight.
In four weeks, are you marrying Nancy?

If I had to say yes or no today,

then I would say yes, I do.

We've encountered no problems so far.
Anything serious that's come up,

we've talked through maturely...

-And y'all have done that?
-We've done that.

At the pool. We did it today at the pool.
We did last night in the beds.

I've only seen her for less than
f*cking 48 hours right there.

I'll say right now, if we continue
the way we're going, I'll say yes.

-I will say yes.
-Damn.

-[Zanab] It's time to move it! Hey!
-[Raven squeals]

-[R&B music plays]
-♪ Got some things I wanna show you... ♪[/i]

[both] Winner!

That's your girl right there.
You don't wanna marry that girl?

Look at that.
Look at her there shaking her ass.

Focus on whatever it is
that you're talking about.

God!

g*dd*mn it!

-I take back everything I said.
-[Bartise laughs]

Within two minutes of us being alone,
it's just like we're on top of each other.

-[SK] That was literally... [laughs]
-[all chuckling]

Boy, what the f*ck?
Like, after you go through

that emotional experience in the pods,

and then you continue to do...
You have sex on night one?

That's what I'm trying to explain to you.

It's... I'm like,
I'm physically attracted to her.

That sh*t's good to go.

-That's good. That's good.
-We are physically compatible.

We are into each other...

Lots of sex, but...

-There is no but.
-There... No, there is a "but".

Y'all had the emotion in the pods.

There's a "but" which is, like,

there's moments in our day
where we're just not...

It doesn't feel perfect.

[tense music plays]

I can totally relate with you because
I'm going through the same thing too.

-Are you really?
-Yeah. So, like...

In real life, she's different.

-Mannerisms...
-[SK] Exactly. All that sh*t.

So, what... Specifically, what's a bad...
What is something that's...

-It's not bad. Just new information.
-[Bartise] What's throwing it off?

That makes 100% sense to me.
I dated Raven in the pods extensively.

-So you proposed to a girl in the pods...
-Yes.

...you thought you knew.
You come here, it's different.

100%.

[tense music continues]

-What was night one like?
-For me, it's more like work in progress.

So, we're just talking, catching up.

For us, it just didn't happen,
like, overnight.

Literally, the first time
we sat on the couch,

we were literally sitting
at opposite edges of the couch.

Where I'm like,
"Okay, this is what engaged life is like?"

-f*cking awkward! Wow.
-[SK chuckles]

[Bartise] That's weird
because this is like our first time

to get to see each other physically,

and why aren't you just jumping right in?

She is his fiancée.

That doesn't make sense to me.

Nancy's never over there.
Nancy's here on my lap.

I don't want to sound
f*cked up saying this,

but I think if it was me and Raven,
Raven would be closer to here

sitting on my lap.
That's how I think it should be.

So y'all haven't, like,
physically touched much.

Not a lot.

What Raven told me in the pods
about me being her number one

and SK being number two,
it was kinda like,

"I only got him
because you didn't pick me."

[upbeat pop music plays]

Did y'all do the thing last night?

Multiple times, yeah.

I already could tell.

I could already tell y'all did.

[laughs]

-Did y'all?
-[Raven] No.

-You didn't?
-No.

[Colleen] Has it been, like,
awkward at all with you guys or no?

No, I don't think it's been awkward.

[Alexa] Ice cream shop,
I try all the flavors

before I commit to buying,
and that's with ice cream.

I think that it's definitely important
to know what you're gonna get

for the rest of your life, personally.

Are you having a good time?

[Raven] Yes. Are you?

Yeah, it's fine.

[music fades out]

Cheers to you, buddy.
I... I'm so happy for you, brother.

[Bartise] I'm happy for you.

[Matt] I'mma be dead-ass serious with you.

My biggest fear is that I have given
my f*cking self to this person.

I've given my life to this person.
She knows everything about me.

My biggest fear is that she's playing me.

-I don't think that's even a worry.
-I don't think it's happening.

-You can't fake it that long.
-It's too f*cking natural. It's too good.

How is it not a fear though?
Honestly. How is it not a fear?

Biggest test will come
when you have your first conflict.

And I told her that.

I have been very vulnerable
with this person.

[Cole] You are creating, like,
very authentic feelings.

-And she's reciprocating that.
-Correct.

And the deepest fear in a man is,
what if it's not real?

What if she's playing along,
which we don't think is happening,

but what if? Because here's why.

Because if it ever turned out

that what she was saying
and doing was not[/i] real,

he is going to crumble

because everything in him
is so teed up on her.

The fear's valid 'cause
you'll never know till she says, "I do."

Correct.

[women laughing in background]

-["All on Fire" by Cut One plays]
-♪ Tell me you hear it ♪[/i]

♪ Like all the voices... ♪

[Colleen] ¿Habla español[/i]?

[laughs]

God, you look sexy.

Do I?

[Cole] Come here, Zay.
I'm tired of talking about you.

Ugh. I need... I need to just be with you.

-[Zanab moans]
-I haven't been talking about you at all.

[Zanab] Not at all. What else
could you possibly have to talk about?

We've been talking about sports and stuff.

Oh. You even taste like Vegas b*mb.

We'll pass these down.
Here you go. Let's pass these down.

[Raven] I don't know
if y'all will like these.

-What are these?
-It's a little concoction for us.

[laughs]

In the pods,
I had a connection with Bartise.

We both are, like, exercise people.

The hype was, like, big muscles,
and I think the hype was real.

-Nancy, drinks?
-Um...

-Bacon-wrapped scallops.
-[Brennon] Not good.

[Raven yelps]

[Bartise] That hurt. That's better.
That's better.

I closed that door with Raven.

I didn't give her the attention
that she was used to in the real world.

Anywhere she goes,
she's gonna have heads turning, right?

But I kind of experience that same thing.

We both are the attention-getters.

So, I'm excited to talk to her,
I'm excited to pick her brain.

Let's connect in real life
and see how it goes.

I don't know what y'all are doing
in the men's lounge, but...

-We're having fun.
-[Alexa] The women are Gucci.

[Colleen] We're Gucci.

We were way more emotional than y'all.
I'm for sure that we...

We categorized everything.
We have, like, party moments,

and then we have, like,
"Bro, we're all falling apart

because we like multiple women."

[Alexa] What?

The only person who did that
on our side was Bartise.

No, I didn't do it. I did no crying!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[Bartise] If I had any regrets
in the pod experience,

it would be cutting things off
too quickly with Raven

and not giving her
that last day or day and a half

that we would have had together.

There's definitely feelings there,
and it's crazy that there's two girls

in the same spot
that I was falling in love with.

So I don't know how
I'm gonna deal with all that, but...

Yeah, this is... It's all crazy.

-["Temptation Got Me" plays]
-♪ Temptation got me ♪[/i]

♪ I cannot resist the feeling ♪

♪ Made me want it ♪

♪ Feels like all I ever needed... ♪

I need a drink, heavy.

I need a huge drink.

Let's do... Let's do tequila.

Who wants a sh*t?

-[Colleen] Raven? Go take a sh*t.
-Of course Raven would get it though.

[SK] Excuse me?
Y'all have to go through me to get to her.

Oh, we're big now.

[SK] I'm the gateway.

[laughs]

-[glasses clink]
-Cheers.

My boy.

♪ Temptation got me ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ I cannot resist that feeling ♪

♪ Made me want it ♪

♪ Feels like all I ever needed ♪

♪ Temptation got me ♪

♪ I cannot resist that feeling... ♪

[Bartise] Go ahead, baby.

Get in bed. Go in bed right now.

[Bartise grunts]

[Nancy laughs]

-Me free!
-Get it off. Boom.

-Okay.
-Come here.

-[Nancy] That was good.
-Mm-hmm.

[Nancy] Yeah.

-We met Alexa and Brennon.
-We met Alexa and Brennon.

-I knew Brennon was all for Alexa.[/i]
-[/i]Did it work?

-[Bartise] I think it worked.
-It f*cking worked.

-Matt... and Colleen.
-Matt and Colleen.

-Oh my gosh.
-My boo, like...

I was, like, "Baby girl, like, tell me
what these 25-year-olds are all about."

[Bartise grunts]

And she was, like,

"Look, like, I don't wanna
be judged for my age, this and that..."

And I'm, like, "You're right.
I don't wanna be judged for my age."

So Colleen gave you the approval.

Colleen was like... [tsks]
"We'll see who makes it to the end."

[Bartise] We're gonna make it to the end.
Seeing all of them tonight, it was like,

"Whoa, it's crazy to put, like..."

I love putting faces to names.

I love seeing all the girls
that I have dated.

I hope that you feel the same way
about the guys that you dated.

'Cause you didn't even
see my[/i] face until yesterday.

So, one day later,
you're seeing the faces of guys you told...

-Yeah, but it's fine. Like, it's fine.
-"Nah."

-It's fine?
-Yeah.

So, do you have any couples

that you were, like,
they're not gonna make it?

I know SK and Raven.

'Cause I talked...
I don't know how you talked to Raven,

but I talked to SK,

and it was me...
Actually, it was me, SK, and Cole,

talking at a table about
our whole experiences on that first night.

I'll just f*cking
give you all the details.

I'll tell you what I told them
'cause I'm gonna be honest. You're mine.

I'm gonna be honest.
I told them what we did.

I told them we had sex
a couple times or whatever.

You know what I'm saying?
And I told 'em you had a good time.

I had a good time, you had a good time.
Whatever. SK and Raven was like...

Scoot to your side. Go over there.
Go to that side of the bed. Over there.

-Like, do it now?
-[Bartise] Over there, yeah.

And I'm over here and I'm...
And you're over there talking.

Why am I sitting on this side,
and you're on that side?

Yeah.

That's how...
That's how he described it to me.

How the f*ck is this not weird?

How... You... Look at me right now.
How the f*ck is this not weird?

If I've talked to you, and we've developed
an emotional connection for ten days,

and I proposed to you,

how is this not f*cking weird?

What, dude? Like, that...
Why are you sitting so far?

Like, that's your fiancée.

It didn't make sense to me, so I was like...

I don't know.

I was... I was very surprised

that SK made it to my top, like, four.

[Bartise] Yeah.

And when I saw him today,

I definitely was like,

"Okay, I'm good. Like, I'm so good."

-Yeah.
-I was like, "I'm good."

That's the opposite of what...

That's the opposite of what I experienced.

I loved seeing Raven for the first time.

Raven's the typical girl
that I would go after in the real world.

Like, Raven's... She came down,
she was wearing these tight clothes.

I was like,
"Okay, she's a f*cking smokeshow."

"She's hot as sh*t." Okay.

We're both, like,
the person that people come to.

-[Nancy] Mm-hmm.
-And we both draw attention.

They see Raven, they see me, they say,

"Okay, that's the person I wanna
go talk to because they look good."

Me and Raven connected in the pods
because we were so similar.

I literally cried
because of you and Raven.

-I didn't know that.
-Damn.

Nancy and Raven, I was like, "f*ck!"

"I'm literally having feelings
for multiple women right now."

But you...

You were up here, right?

So I was like, "Damn."

I had to trust my gut.

And then, here we are now.

So it was a wild night.
It was a wild night for me.

Are you cool with me
being that honest with you?

[Nancy] Mm-hmm.

♪ I didn't know
I didn't know what you wanted... ♪

Like, what the f*ck? [chuckles]

If you want a tall, blond fitness girl,
go to a body competition.

Find her there. Don't go on an experiment

that is gonna potentially
line you up with someone

who's the complete opposite
of what you like.

[Bartise] It's not my... This time I would...
I was just... f*ck it.

I don't know.

[emotional pop song plays]

♪ I wasn't what you want ♪

♪ Tear my heart all apart ♪

♪ You tell me you've been honest ♪

♪ And then chop me to pieces ♪

[music fades out]

[dramatic music plays]

-[Zanab chuckles]
-Hold on tight! Oh God!

[Zanab] We really have turned a corner,

and I feel like
I understand you better each day,

and that enables me to be,
like, a better fiancée to you.

I love you.

[Zanab] I love you.

Yes! Yes! [laughs]

[Raven] I definitely feel sexual tension.
I'm falling in love with you.

Show you a thing or two.

[Raven] sh*t!

[Raven] So do you just swallow it?

-Do you not chew your food?
-You can swallow it.

Can I use a fork, or not?

Are you gonna say no, if there's something
you find out that you don't like?

Are you ready?

God, I hate this.

He loves, but he runs. He gets scared.

I was... I was very impressed
when I saw you in person.

We look like this freaking perfect match.

-Looks do f*cking matter!
-[Nancy sobs]

[Nancy] I think it just sucks that,

like, the person that I love so much
doesn't love me.

I find you beautiful.

[dramatic music swells]

[Colleen] For sure, like, you would be
the person who I would go to.

[Cole] Zanab is the girl
I emotionally connect with.

Colleen's the girl
I physically connect with.

Where's the in-between?

[Colleen laughs]

You're gonna tell me you love me
and sh*t like that, but f*ck me, right?

There is no f*cking way
I can marry this woman.

[women cheering]

[Brennon] Today is
the biggest decision of my life.

[woman] Is your head and heart
in the same spot?

[sighs]

[Raven] I'm happy.

I've never been this far
in any relationship ever in my life.

[pastor 1] It's now time to decide
if love is blind.

[pastor 2] Do you take him
to be your husband?

[pastor 3] Do you take her
to be your wife?

[heartbeat thumping]

[Brennon] I'm sorry.

[mouthing] Oh my God.

[Raven sobs] Give me a hug.

[woman] I don't want
the guy to hate me, Dad.

I'm trying to understand! Bring us here
to waste our m*therf*cking time!

[Brennon sniffles, sobs]

-["Love You Again" plays]
-♪ So I'm following my heart now ♪[/i]

♪ Deeper than I've done ♪

♪ It's probably gonna hurt
When I hit rock bottom ♪

♪ But maybe it'll be worth it ♪

♪ Worth all the pain ♪

♪ If I get to love, love
Love, love, love ♪

♪ You again ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ If I get to love, love
Love, love, love ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ If I get to love, love
Love, love, love ♪

-♪ You again ♪
-[song ends][/i]