01x04 - Loose Lips Sink Relationships

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Selling Sunset". Aired: March 21, 2019 – present.*
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Revolves around the Oppenheim Group, a high-end real estate brokerage firm in the Los Angeles area (with offices in West Hollywood and Newport Beach), and follows a group of agents as they navigate their personal and professional lives.
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01x04 - Loose Lips Sink Relationships

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♪ I've been catching vibes
So fresh and clean ♪

♪ I can feel the sunshine calling me ♪

♪ It's a beautiful day... ♪

[Mary] Who's winning?

♪ Come out and play... ♪

Go long!

Oh. Touchdown!

♪ It's a beautiful day ♪

All right, guys. Come on. Let's go.
Let's kick some ass.

Do just the girls wanna play?

[Maya] I'm gonna be the judge.

I don't want a ball to hit my stomach,
'cause what if I'm pregnant?

Do I have cellulite? Does it look bad?

-No, not at all.
-I'm ready.

Name of the game:
don't let the ball hit the sand.

If I break a nail, I'm invoicing Jason,
like, $12 for each... nail. [chuckles]

[Heather] Let's go, girl! Yeah!

[cheering and yelling]

-Nice job. Ow!
-[Jason] That was our best bump-set.

♪ Come on, fire up, fire up ♪

♪ Life in the fast lane ♪

♪ To the b*at, b*at, b*at
Move it... ♪

Point!

♪ Be superhuman  ♪

[screams]

♪ What you waiting for? ♪

[cheering]

♪ What you waiting for?  ♪

♪ Fire me up, let's go 
What you waiting for? ♪

[cheering]

Ew, you're so sweaty. Gross.

[Chrishell]
I'm gonna be sore tomorrow. We both are.

My booty's gonna fall out.

[Heather] Do we have any, 
um, like, coconut water and stuff?

That's sick! 
I'm sorry, I wanna ride to the office

in that sick-ass creature of a bicycle.

[Chrishell] That is amazing. We should ask
if she'd let us, like, take it for a spin.

Am I, like, super white or what?
Am I okay?

Mary, why are you...
You're quiet, Mary, over there.

Why am I? Because I lost my voice.

-I'm trying to save it.
-Aw.

She lost her voice from screaming at me.

Why? Did you yell at Christine or what?

-We got into a little tiff.
-Are you being mean to more girls?

No, they're being mean to me.

She was just expressing her concern
about Romain and I being together,

and it was such a big deal
when it shouldn't have been.

And then to have people judge him
and judge me based on that, it just sucks.

No, I should have been more understanding
and empathetic towards you.

I'm totally aware.

And I know that it was coming from a place
of me seeing you be hurt before

and me not wanting it to happen
and just trying to be careful for you,

so I'm sorry if that came across wrong.

[Mary] You had my best interests at heart,
which is the most important thing

and so just, whatever, let's squash it.

[Maya] I mean, I think we all do. 
We don't have any intention to hurt anyone

when it comes to relationships.

-[Heather] Yeah.
-[Chrishell] Yeah.

[Maya] Heather, how was your vacation?

It was a nice little break,

being in Europe and being around
that culture, but I missed the sun. Yeah.

So you think he's gonna play next year
also in Slovakia or somewhere else?

What's the plan?

He signed with Sweden.

-In Sweden?
-[Christine] Oh, my gosh.

[Maya] What do you think about Sweden?
Like, you're going to go?

I don't know. 
I mean, I wanna see how work's going...

[Maya] Yeah.

...and obviously, of course I wanna go
and be with him, but...

You should totally go!

Of course you want me to go.

[in Swedish accent] I love 
ze furniture store, I love ze meatballs,

I love ze svedish fish. I love it all.

-You'd do good there.
-You wanna come?

-No, I just want you to go.
-Can you not hate me now

and hate the new girl?

-Trust me, I know. I'm working on it.
-I might take the hazing on.

She's gonna hate you forever

or you gotta start sucking up, girl.
[chuckles]

-You guys done? You sh*t?
-Good job, guys.

[Maya] I think I'm going to head out. 
It was fun.

What are you going to do about Jacob?

Do you think you'll give him a chance?

I've always been attracted to you.
Obviously, you're beautiful.

I just feel like you've been showing me
houses and it's been reminding me of,

you know, how well we get along
and that's tough to find.

[Christine] He's sweet 
and I've known him for so long.

I think I will give him a chance.
I don't know.

I think that's awesome.

-Yeah.
-Seriously.

-Don't get used to me being nice, though.
-[chuckles]

I won't tell anyone. Don't worry,
I won't tell anyone. It's our secret.

You have such a nice ass.

[chuckles]

[Chrishell] So I'm super excited.
I got an offer for the Tara Drive house,

and if this closes, this will be
the biggest deal that I've closed to date.

But this offer is a little more
complicated than just a straight offer.

So I wanna get to the office really early
and I wanna put in all the work,

because I don't want anything to go wrong

and I wanna b*at the traffic
and be the first one there.

-Hey!
-Hey, how are you?

-How's it going?
-Good, how are you?

You're here early, huh?

Yeah, I'm actually the only one here now.

No one's here? Like Jason, Brett, no one?

-It's nice and quiet.
-The girls? Nobody's in the bathroom?

-No, uh-uh, just me.
-Oh, my gosh.

Remember I told you 
I wasn't drinking in the party,

-I think I might be late?
-Yeah.

I bought a pregnancy test.

-[gasps]
-I have a showing in, like, 30 minutes,

but I don't wanna wait
until the end of the day.

No, take it now!

I'm nervous 'cause I don't wanna
be disappointed, right?

'Cause it could be I'm just being late
a few days. Like, I don't know.

Do you wanna just take it and get it
over with? That way you just know?

Yeah.

-I'm so excited!
-You wanna come wait with me?

-Okay, what do you need? What can I do?
-I don't know.

I'll be there for moral support.

-Okay, fine.
-How about that?

I'll just be outside the door
and I'll be rooting you on. [chuckles]

Okay, sounds good.

[Chrishell] Yay!

-I'll be right here.
-[Maya] Thanks, girl.

Good luck!

[Chrishell] Are you okay in there?

[Maya] I'm good, girl.

[water running]

There is a time and place for everything,
and I think right now in my life,

I'm in that time and place,

which I don't want 
to put work always first

and I wanna expand my family
with my husband.

Now when I potentially be pregnant,

I want to have it positive, but I'm just
so paranoid and so cautious about it.

After two miscarriages, I'm just worried
it's going to happen again.

Just... out of my control.

How's it going?

I took it, but it's, 
like, thinking, so it's like...

[Chrishell] Let me see what the box says.

-It's a digital thing. Keep it simple.
-Three minutes.

-Oh, is it?
-Okay.

Can I see?

It's just, like, two lines flashing.
I'm, like, nervous.

'Cause, you know, we've been trying
for one year and, you know, it's like...

It's, like, every time, it's like...

I can't imagine it, how nervous you are.

I know, right?

Oh. It just needs more. [gasps]

Oh, my God! [squeals]

[laughs]

Let me see.

-Pregnant.
-You're pregnant!

-I'm sorry, I just screamed at you.
-I don't know what to do.

I'm so excited!

Oh!

-I need water.
-What do we do? Here.

Okay, don't...
First of all, don't tell anyone.

-Okay, I won't.
-My mind is, like, spinning right now.

-Do you wanna sit?
-I know, right?

I wanna be the first to say that to you.

Sit.

My heartbeat is, like, I'm so excited.

But at the same time, 
because it's so early,

-I just hope it's gonna be okay, you know?
-Yeah.

I'm happy that I got to be here for you.

-No one knows. Like, you're the first one.
-Okay.

Pretend like you're just like, la-la-la,
nonchalant, even.

Nothing was told to me today.

I'm just gonna hug you one more time.
Congratulations.

Thank you.

[Christine]
Mary, can I show you something?

This new MLS has me
all sorts of whacked out.

So let's do Beverly Hills.

-Let's do Bel Air.
-Is that Hollywood?

Special order for Christine.

Oh, really? Aw!

-[Maya] For your house.
-[Christine] Oh, my God, so cute.

-Hi. Thank you.
-[Davina] Christine!

Can I film this
and send it to my boyfriend?

[Davina] Those are gorgeous.

"Hey, Christine, 
so glad we were able to reconnect,

and it's been awesome
having you as a tour guide around LA.

Can't wait for you to find me
the house of my dreams

so we can both really say,
'Look how far we've come.'

-Lots of love, Jacob."
-[all] Aw.

-That's so cute!
-Aw!

That's really cute.

What a sweetheart!

So you had dinner with him?
What happened?

Yeah, we had dinner and we had
a really good time and, um,  I don't know.

Obviously, it went well.

So what is it about him that you liked
or that you didn't like?

I mean, he's really sweet.

-[Davina] Okay.
-He's so nice. He's so funny.

But I just don't get 
that, like, passion and chemistry.

You don't want to jump his bones?
Yeah.

But, I mean, I think you should give it
at least a couple of dates.

I mean, sometimes it takes time.

He might grow on you a little bit more.
And if not, then you guys remain friends.

I don't want someone
who grows on me, though.

I want someone who I like instantly.
Like, wow.

I wanted that too.

In the long run,
that's not the best thing.

I agree. My husband grew on me.

[Davina] But you do have to, 
you know, feel attraction.

Christine, I think you should
totally go for him.

I agree with Mary. Give him a chance.

-I think so, too.
-What's it gonna hurt?

Flowers are so sweet,
so I'm voting for him.

[chuckles]
Do we get to vote? Are we voting?

Who is Team Jacob?

Maybe I'll entertain dinner
with him again, you know.

-Yay!
-Maybe I will.

-[Maya] We totally sold her on Jacob.
-Okay, fine.

[Maya chuckles]

[whimpers]

[Chrishell] Hi.

Um, I have, um, good and bad news.

Um, okay, so I have 
an offer for Tara Drive.

It's obviously beautiful, and I do think
that it's gonna sell quickly.

Well, let me get some stats 
of what you are looking for

and give you my information.

So that's super exciting,

but it's contingent 
that their house sells.

-If the buyer's house sells?
-Yeah.

So it's not just a straight offer.

Is their house on the market already?

It's not, but it's ready to go
on the market, so...

There's a couple of ways we can do it.

One, the buyer can release
non-refundable funds.

The other way to do it is just
to not offer any non-refundable funds

and to get into escrow,
but you have to give the seller an out.

So if the seller gets a better offer,
they can kick the buyer out.

-But they won't lose any money?
-They won't lose any money.

When you release non-refundable funds,
basically that's you saying, like,

"Okay, I'm putting all this money at risk.

If for some reason 
I don't end up buying your house,

now you get to keep all that money
for the inconvenience."

We can triple end it.
We can represent the seller,

the buyer, and the buyer's home, and maybe
even the buyer of the buyer's home.

Okay, that would be amazing.
But no pressure.

-There is pressure. Let's get this done.
-All right.

[Jason] This is 
a really complicated transaction.

That said, I expect anyone at this office
to close it and that includes Chrishell.

Hey, Mark, it's Chrishell Hartley.

I am just calling you to let you know
that we got an offer on the house,

which is amazing, but I need to talk
to you a little bit about it,

so just give me a call back when you can.
Thanks.

♪ Today ♪

♪ Will be the day ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ It all will change
Nothing and no one... ♪

-Isn't it beautiful up here?
-Oh, wow. It's a lot of light.

-I know. It's gorgeous.
-And I love those skylights.

I'm the Director of New Developments
at the Oppenheim Group.

Jason hired me 
to kind of oversee the process,

so I'm working with lots of developers
in luxury condominium high-rises.

[Davina] So this is a penthouse
that we're going into.

This is a furnished model.
It's so beautiful.

[Chrishell] Oh, wow.

-[Chrishell] I like how bright it is.
-Isn't it gorgeous with the high ceilings?

You get your own sunroof.

And a little tequila
to make you feel at home. [chuckles]

-[Chrishell] Always a good time.
-This is the master.

[Davina] It just feels so open.

It's very inviting
and the views, of course, I love it.

I have two people off the top 
of my head I'll bring in to see this.

[Davina] Oh, cool.
I'd love to get you involved.

It was fun to hang out with you guys
the other night outside the office.

I know. I'm happy we all
got to be there for Mary, too.

-That's cool. I'm happy for her.
-I know.

They're so sweet together,
but I was a little worried for her

after their, like, 
rocky anniversary dinner or whatever.

Like, her reaction 
kind of made me, you know, wonder.

When I met her and him, I thought 
it was more like good for her,

like it was her boy toy, and then
when they got engaged, I was like,

"Wait, what?" I thought she was, you know,
just enjoying the fruits of her labor.

[chuckles] Yeah.

You know when you're 25,

think about what you wanted
and who you were with

-versus like, now, what you--
-Oh, I know.

-It's so crazy.
-It's so different.

I mean, I wouldn't wanna be
with the person I was dating at 25.

Oh, my God.

I did not know who I was at 25...
and I didn't know what I wanted,

because actually if I ended up
with the person I was with at 25,

I would want to k*ll myself. [laughs]

And, yeah, you can Google that.
You were a d*ck. [laughs]

Sorry.

Honestly, I don't know if it's fair

to even ask someone at 25
if they want kids or not.

He does want kids, I guess.

-She's aware of it, you know?
-Oh, yeah, she can make her own decisions.

So obviously I want Mary to be happy

and I hope that this is
the right move for them.

As somebody that is married,

and I'm married to a wonderful person,
sometimes it's freaking hard.

So I just hope that, 
you know, at 25 years old,

he knows, you know, what that entails,
asking someone to marry you,

because it's not always easy.

Does Romain pay for his own share
of stuff, do you think?

Not much, I think.

So she pays for everything?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know him super well.

-I've heard he's a baker.
-Yeah.

She's gonna do a prenup, right?

I don't know.
I haven't talked to her about it yet.

-We can recommend it, but--
-I'm not gonna recommend it.

-I won't recommend it either.
-[laughs]

You know, she's obviously gonna do
what she wants to do.

He's gonna do what he wants to do,
and hopefully that aligns.

I mean, it's possible that it works out,
but it's risky, you know? [chuckles]

[Heather] I'm so excited to see it. 
I cannot wait.

-I hope that it's way better.
-[Brett] Oh, that makes two of us.

[Heather] Yes!

[gasps]

Yes! I love it

[Heather] I love the couch.

It's white, exactly like what we wanted.

So let's see the kitchen.

Awesome. Simple.

I didn't wanna take away
from the countertops.

I feel like it's perfect.

[Brett] No, it's clean, it's modern.

I love the chandelier. That's perfect.

It ties in that table so nice.

So I feel like this is
super universal now.

Anyone can walk in
and envision themselves. I love it.

I love it, too. I mean, it could've been
done last week, but I love it.

Let's go upstairs.

Perfect, I love it.

[Brett] This could be my bedroom.
I really like it.

-See the view?
-Yeah, let's go outside.

[Heather]
So private up here, don't you think?

-Yeah, this is great.
-Oh, it's beautiful.

-[Brett] You'll sell the sh*t out of this.
-Yay! I hope.

-You will.
-It's gonna happen quick.

-It's got to.
-Yeah. You will.

I got my license when I was 27,

and literally a few months later,
I sold my first home,

which was, like, around 7.2 million.

For me to have to prove
that I am a good agent

and connected and a strong worker

is kind of bullshit
because I've brought clients and deals in,

and I shouldn't have to defend myself.

-Let's chat about what happened here...
-Okay, what's up?

...because honestly this house 
could've been in escrow already.

You could've had an open house.
It could've been staged and finished

-and photographed a week ago.
-Yeah.

I wanna know what happened.

[sighs] Um...

I definitely...

let my personal life get 
in the middle of work.

I took a call with Nick

right in the middle of going over 
the staging of the house so...

It's hard, 'cause I never know
when he's gonna call.

You know, your priority's to your clients

-and to selling homes.
-Yeah.

So that's where my interests lie.

So I do not wanna minimize
and I fully respect

-that you have a lot on your plate...
-Yeah.

...but this is the priority.

-I know. I'm here to work.
-Okay.

And that needs to be my focus.

But it's not the end of the world.

You can recover. What you need
to do is sell it for a great price

-and everybody will forget everything.
-I know. Okay.

-And no phone calls during the open house.
-Yeah.

♪ If you're gonna move, come on ♪

♪ Don't keep it to yourself ♪

♪ No need to take it 
Not from anybody else ♪

♪ You're gonna move ♪

They have, like, a banana one
and I kind of wanna try that one.

-Uh, it's fine.
-Have you tried it?

-No, but I'm not in the mood for coffee.
-I also don't know how to use this.

How's it going with Lionel?

Oh, um, I walked Chrishell
through the building.

-[Maya] Did you?
-[Davina] Yeah.

I feel like she does wanna learn about
new developments, so that's cool. Yeah.

Actually, Chrishell was asking
a lot of questions about Mary and Romain.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah, like does he even make money?

Like, does he have a job?
Does he even pay for anything?

That's not cool, you know?

Like, and then I feel like, "Oh, are you
gonna talk about me behind my back, too?"

She's so nice to Mary,

but she didn't say anything
about how she really feels to her face.

I mean, I get the concern,
at the same time.

[Davina] Sure.

-it's none of our business.
-It's none of our business.

But I feel like if you have
such strong opinions,

don't come talk to me about it.
Go talk to Mary about it, you know?

I'm gonna have Mary's back more than,
like, Chrishell.

-Like, you're the new girl.
-Yeah.

♪ Watch me like cable
I'll let you decide ♪

♪ A hustle so real, certified ♪

♪ What you, what you gonna do ♪

♪ When you look rear view
And I'm right at your tail ♪

♪ Never matters how far I'm behind 
In the end, I don't know how to bail ♪

♪ Throw me straight into the fight  ♪

♪ Come now, diamonds
I'm a fighter ♪

-♪ He versus me and no one else ♪
-♪ No one ♪

-Do we need to get a fireplace?
-[Mary] Hey, guys.

-Able to do that?
-Yeah.

Yeah, 'cause it's just an appliance.

-Oh, what's up, girl?
-Hey.

-[Jhoiey] Hi.
-[Jason] Thanks for making it.

-Of course!
-Mwah!

Oh, my God, it looks so good.

-[Jason] You haven't seen it in a while.
-No, it's come such a long way.

[Jason] I wanna show you one thing.
We've got this working.

This is the television.

Boom!

[Mary] That is epic.

Where'd you guys get that idea?

-Oh, just in my head one night.
-[Jhoiey] He's crazy sometimes.

Eighty-five-inch TV right in front.

[Mary] That is so cool. 
That is incredible.

Yeah. I'm pretty happy with it.

-How much did that cost to do?
-[laughs]

Uh, almost 35,000 with everything.

Your TV cost 35,000? [laughs]

Well, no, the TV cost 5,000,
but you have to--

-But the whole TV system cost... Wow.
-You dig down, pour...

It's basically a safe room down there.

It's basically a bunker.

[laughs]

Now you've got the industrial
kind of thing. Organic.

Well, the last one we did
was more contemporary,

but this is more my style: 
one-story vaulted ceilings,

wood, metal, timeless, more sophisticated.
I really like it.

-I love it.
-This is more me.

So Jason and I used to date,

and, yeah, that didn't work out.

I think in most cases,
it's very hard to work with an ex, but...

it works for us.

So it's nice to be able to offer
my opinion objectively.

And then this is gonna be glass.
One piece of glass.

By the way, 
I believe I told you to do glass there

-instead of the other thing, didn't I?
-Instead of metal? Yes, you might have.

And then this is gonna be a neon sign
with my favorite poem.

So it'll become like a bar vibe over here.

Here, let's go outside.

We're just getting started on the pool.

So the coping goes first and then they're
gonna float everything around that.

Then all of this is
gonna be fake grass, the entire deck.

The brick on all the pillars,
are you leaving it brick?

-Yes.
-Oh, yeah, for sure.

-Okay.
-It's called thin brick,

which you'll normally see.

I hate the word veneer,
'cause everyone thinks it's fake.

It's actually brick. It's just thin.

-It;s just the thinner--
-So let's go with thin brick, deal?

[Jhoiey laughs]

-He's making up his own words.
-This is gonna be a fireplace

right here, too, in the corner.

What's up, guys?

What's up, girl?

Hey.

I was just here and Mary told me
she's going to be here,

so I figured I'd come say hi.

-Oh, I wanna brag about the house.
-I know. Wow.

-Hey, hon. You look cute.
-You look nice too.

-I love your jumper.
-Oh, thank you.

-Wow, this is so nice!
-You know Jhoiey, right?

I'm sorry, I got distracted. Maya.

Oh, by the way, we're gonna have a huge
pool party/dinner party when I'm done.

When is it gonna be ready?

I don't know.
Jhoiey, when's it gonna be ready?

-The pressure is on.
-Uh-oh, here comes another fight.

[Jason] We're gonna go inside.
We have a ton to go over.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.

[Maya] What's going on, girl?

[Mary] Nothing. Just coming to the house
to take a look a look at it.

He's just, like, done so much to it.

I was here a couple months ago
and it just looks completely different.

It's the first time I see it. I like it.

So how have you been?

-Good!
-Yeah?

-Yeah, really good. Yeah.
-What's going on with you and Romain?

I know it's been kind of like, 
you know, the girls are, like,

chit-chatting in the office and making,
I guess, some comments about,

-you know, him being young and--
-Who was talking about stuff?

I guess, I don't know, Davina
and Chrishell were, like, talking about,

you know, I wonder if, like, you are,
like, supporting him or something.

But I get it, people talk.
They will always say something.

Yeah.

Well, I don't support him at all,

but if they have questions, if they have
something to say, they can just ask me.

What... Was there anything else said?

-No. That's what, as far as I know.
-Okay.

If they want to know,
they can come to me.

-Right.
-They don't need to talk behind my back.

♪ I hope my fears don't catch me ♪

♪ And you won't see me when I fall ♪

[Chrishell] Do any of you guys have 
an agent that works in Vegas?

-I do.
-I need a referral.

[Heather] Yeah.

It's from ten to two.

Are we still going 
to the Century next week?

-Wasn't there something--
-I have to talk to Eric about that.

All right.

-Hey. Sorry, um, do you have a second?
-Yeah, go ahead.

So, unfortunately, um,
remember the last time I told you

they had an offer in, we're in escrow,

but it was contingent
on their house selling?

-On the Encino property?
-Yeah.

So we're basically to the point now

where their deposit would be at risk and 
they've taken their offer off the table

'cause they're afraid
their house is not gonna sell.

-So my escrow fell through.
-Hmm.

[Jason] Well, where's the backup offer?

Well, this is the only offer I have.

Well, we need a backup offer.

If you think that there's an escrow
that could fall out,

then you gotta have a backup offer,
maybe even an offer before that.

Two backup offers. 
I don't wanna hear

you coming to me saying I lost
an escrow and I don't have a backup offer.

Did you continue to have open houses

and broker opens and continue to make
phone calls and send out emails

and do print marketing? If you can get
one offer, you can get two offers.

Okay. I did show the house privately
a couple times,

but I didn't hold it open
after I was in escrow, but--

You gotta keep working. 
I mean what, you lost your first deal?

-Not a good batting average.
-[Chrishell] Well...

[Jason] I mean, I lose maybe one
in every 20 or 30 deals.

Well, then maybe this is just my one
and I'm getting it out of the way,

and then all the rest of them
will be real successful.

I don't want you coming back
and saying, "I fell out of escrow

and I don't have a backup offer
because I didn't continue to work hard."

I did show it privately a couple times--

Because now
the client's not happy with us, right?

Because you got them excited,
they felt like they sold the house,

they might've made plans to, you know,
move or spend that money or do something,

and now, boom, we're back to square one.

I mean, listen, I'm not just gonna
judge you on one deal,

but, you know, it's not a great start.

All right. I'm going to hold it open
on Sunday, Tuesday.

I'll blast emails out. I'll call
some people that did come to see it,

to make sure they know
it's still available.

Let's get our marketing back.
Let's get people back to the house.

All right. Sorry. Thank you.

Let's get an ad in the LA Times,
get an ad in the MLS Caravan.

The whole team can send emails.
Tell everybody.

-Okay.
-All right.

Thank you.

You guys have anybody that's looking
to move to the Valley?

-[Maya] What happened?
-[Chrishell] I fell out of escrow.

What happened is that she fell out
of escrow on her deal

because she didn't have a backup offer.

We're back to square one.
So, lesson for everyone,

if they don't know this,
and I think everyone does,

use your first offer
to get a backup offer.

[Heather] It's not your fault.

If you don't have a backup offer,
you can't wait around for a backup offer.

Well, it is her fault, actually,

but, you know, you could've had
a couple more open houses.

You can go and sit
next to Jason, Christine.

[Christine] I'm just saying it happens.
It's okay. She knows now.

It's not a perfect world

and not everyone has
a backup offer for every listing.

[Christine] But she knows now
that she should.

You know, you're the one that's 
missing out on a six-figure commission,

so I'm not trying to be the bad guy here,

but, you know, 
you're batting zero right now

so let's close maybe our next 15 deals
and then you'll be back to average.

Don't worry, like, it happens.

♪ High, is it what you want? ♪

♪ Taking me, breaking me
Getting me high ♪

♪ Is it what you want? ♪

♪ Touching me ♪

♪ High, is what you want? ♪

♪ Work it with me  ♪

[Maya] Wow, what a long day, ladies.
[sighs wearily]

Oh, this is so nice.
Have you guys been here before?

-I have, but only downstairs.
-[Christine] Yeah? It's super cute.

You know, it's nice to finally escape
from Jason and Brett. [chuckles]

Are they gonna show up from nowhere?
Like, they always show up.

-Probably!
-[woman] Hi, ladies.

Welcome to the District, I'll be helping
you out tonight, my name's Chanel.

I'll start with your drinks?

-Sauv blanc. Great, thank you.
-[Chanel] Yeah, definitely.

-Would you wanna do a New Zealand one?
-Wonderful.

-[Chanel] Okay, for yourself?
-Could I have a mojito.

[Chanel] Mojito.

-I'll do a champagne.
-Champagne.

-Mojito.
-And a mojito.

-A virgin one.
-Virgin.

[Christine] Four lemon drop sh*ts, please.

-[Chanel] Sounds good. Thank you.
-Thank you.

Now we need to just work
on the 40-million-dollar houses.

I know!

I feel like my client, in his mind,
that wasn't even when he wanted.

-Jacob?
-Yeah.

-This is the guy that--
-Oh, my gosh.

-Yes, this is the Jacob.
-Okay.

-Cheers. Thank you.
-I'll grab some waters as well.

-Thank you. Cheers, ladies!
-Of course.

Cheers, guys.

-Yeah. Cheers.
-Cheers.

So I had buyers like that, actually.

Well, I have a question: you haven't
talked to him since the flowers?

Like, in person?

No, I haven't seen him since the flowers.

-[Chrishell] Could I see a picture of him?
-So here we go.

Yes!

Oh, he looks sexy.

Wait, I wanna see him.
I'm missing all the action.

-[cell phone rings]
-[gasps]

[laughs]

[Maya] Who is that?

Can I answer? Can I get it?

-Oh, that's Jacob.
-No, I'm busy.

Why? Let me answer!

I can't talk to him right now. I can't.

He's like my brother,
do you know what I mean?

It's like, I don't know,
I've known him since, like...

[Maya] Yeah.

[Chanel] Some lemon drop sh*ts.

[Chrishell] Oh! Thank you.

All right, cheers.

-I'm not--
-[Christine] You gonna do it?

To the baby! [laughs]

-I'm sorry, Maya.
-That--

I'm kidding! I'm joking.

Why are you not drinking?

Well, I'm basically pregnant, ... it.

Good job, Chrishell. [chuckles]

-I forgot. I'm sorry.
-It's very early.

-Basically pregnant or you're pregnant?
-Well, I am.

-I am, but it's, like, so... It's fine.
-This is why I can't drink! I'm sorry.

This is great, though. This is great news.

It's great, but I just hope it's gonna,
you know, stay, right?

So that's why I'm like...

I'm so sorry!

One sip of alcohol,
this one is already like...

[Davina] Done. Toast.

[Maya] Seriously.

Try to not tell Mary and Heather
or something? Or just keep it kind of--

I better not drink then because...
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Hi, babe!

-Hey!
-Hi, guys. How are you?

Hi, honey.

-You look cute.
-Thank you.

-Come on in. 
-You need a drink.

We have a few extra lemon drops
if you'd like one.

Ooh!

[Maya] So how was your day?

It was all right. 
I just did a walk through with a client,

and, um, it was kind of a disaster, but...

Oh, no, what happened?

It didn't go as...

So basically the seller moved out
and just left it a mess,

so I was trying to, like, scurry and 
clean everything up and stuff and...

It's much more responsibility
representing the buyer and the seller

because you're, you know,
at fault for everything, literally.

Yeah, that's true. But you also make,
like, a lot more money.

[Christine] Yeah, that's true.
Absolutely true.

-Yes, but I did find it--
-[Christine] So Mary's buying.

-Drinks on Mary. [chuckles]
-[Davina] Drinks on Mary!

[Mary] Oh, my gosh.

-Um... oh. So...
-[Davina] That's funny.

I'm just going to get this out, like,

in the open right away 
because I did speak to Maya the other day

and she just said that...

there was some talk 
about Romain and my relationship.

To be honest, I heard, 
like, you guys were talking.

But here's the thing: you guys are new.

How would you know anything about us?

I do want to make it clear
he's never asked me for a penny.

He pays for the two of us all the time.

It's frustrating that people are talking--

I swear to God,

I don't remember.

You did ask me about,
like, does he pay for stuff?

Yeah. And it's... I think it's because
you don't really know, you know?

Okay.

I'm gonna use the restroom.

-[Maya] Me, too. I have to pee, too.
-Crazy. I do, too.

You threw me under the bus to Mary
about that I asked,

like, if she paid for everything.

I was only asking because 
I legitimately was wondering

why there was all this concern.

[Davina] Well, I feel like she does know
that it was, like, about the kids

and about the money.

So those are the two general points
and you're like,

"For me, it was only about the kids."

Then I'm the one that obviously was
talking this sh*t about, uh, the money.

So I was like, "That's not the case,"
and so I feel because--

-So then you threw it on me.
-No. Maya's the one that told Mary,

"Oh, you know, 
they were talking about it."

So it's not like I was like,
"Hey, Mary, uh, by the way,

this is what was talked about,"
you know? So just know that.

The way that you 
brought it up to Mary sounded like

you were throwing me under the bus--

But you could've owned up to it

and said, "Oh, actually, I don't know him.
I don't know you very well."

And that's the reality of the situation.

Uh... Really?

It's just letting me know
who I can trust, who I can't.

Did you get your fried rice?

-[Maya] Yes. You want some?
-[Mary] Nah.

♪ Just another day in paradise ♪

♪ A day in paradise ♪

♪ Another day in paradise ♪
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