04x20 - Teacher's Pet

[bunniefuu]

I do not want to be
late for history class

again.

Ohh!

Oh, my goodness!
I'm so... I'm sorry.

No, it's my...

Girl, your feet must be on fire,

because those shoes are hot.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh, yours are
pretty smokin', too.

Oh, well, thank you.
I got 'em at sassy's.

So did I! Shut... Up!

No,you shut up. Aah!

You know what they say.

If you want to look classy...

♪ You gotta shop at sassy's ♪

Oh, yeah!

My name is Raven.

I'm Courtney. Oh,
are you new here?

Yeah. It's my first day. Wow.

Uh, this is my class.

No... that's my history class.

It's my favorite subject.

Girl, me, too. I sleep
like a baby in there.

What's up, ray?

Hey.

Uh... who's the new kid?

Oh, that's, uh,
Courtney. She's cool.

She's cool? Well, why is
she writin' on our board?

Mmm, maybe she's a rebel.

Courtney, I really think
you need to sit down

before the teacher catches you.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about him.

Wow!

She really is a rebel!

Good morning, class.

Your old teacher, Mr. Brustrum,

won the lottery
and moved to Maui.

I'm Courtney Dearborn,
your new teacher.

Teacher?

As... you gonna...
You gonna teach us?

How'd this blanket
get on me? Who...

Did you put this blanket on me

while I was just chillin'?

Your blanket.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, ray!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and
ride with ray now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

oh, snap!

Yep, that's me.

And how cool were the Greeks,

hiding an army in a wooden horse

to sneak into Troy
and bring Helen back?

Hey, miss Dearborn.
I got a question.

Oh, Eddie, remember,
call me Courtney.

We're all friends in here.

Ok, Courtney.

Uh, so, you tellin' me

that this whole one w*r
started over a woman?

Well... imagine if Beyoncé
got stolen by Canada.

What would you do?

Eddie Thomas reportin'

for duty, ma'am!

You can sign me up, too. Ok?

No sweat, man.

Any other questions?

Yeah. Did you get that top

at sassy's, too?

Yeah, right.

On a teacher's salary?

No. Actually, I got this
one at sassy's outlet.

There's a sassy's outlet?!

Shut up!

No,you shut up.

No, you...

Give me that top in my
size, and I will shut up!

I hear laughter!

I hate laughter.

Principal stuckerman. Welcome.

Why are the
students in a circle?

Is this history class
or duck-duck-goose?

What's going on
here, miss Dearborn?

Oh. No, she likes it when
you call her Courtney.

Courtney. Yeah.

Well... courtney...

Do you know what
my first name is?

Actually, I don't.

Bingo!

Yeah, yeah, he
looks like a bingo.

Dr. Stuckerman...

I think that using first names

helps break down the wall
between teacher and student.

Oh. I spent 25 years
building that wall.

I love that wall.

Leave my wall alone!

Oh... don't worry about bingo.

Yeah, and brush
your shoulders off.

You know, Dr. Stuckerman
and I just have different styles.

Yeah, you're cool.

Right. Yeah.

And your shoes are
cool-er. Ok? All right.

Aw, thanks, you guys.

Ok, back to business.

Let's see.

Oh, you guys have a big
test scheduled for tomorrow.

I do not want to do that test.

Guys, studying for
a test can be fun.

Um, not seein' the fun part.

Well, you can have
a few friends over,

have a little study party.

Study party.

Now I'm seein' the fun.

♪ Lovin' the feelin' ♪

♪ the feelin' of love ♪

♪ you can fly to the moon
on the wings of a dove ♪

♪ when you're
lovin' the feelin' ♪

♪ the feelin' of love ♪

Yes! That was great!

Can we just have
a moment? Huddle!

So what'd you
guys think of Patty?

I think she rocks.

I think I'm in love.

I think we found
our new lead singer.

Um... may I have
your attention, please?

I'd like to thank you
all for auditioning

for Cory & the boys,

but the band has
come to a decision.

Our new lead singer
is... hello, boys.

Ooh, the juicer!

I got your little
flyer in school today.

Good news. I'm
your new lead singer.

Well, we were
kinda hopin' for a girl.

Aw, so were my
parents. They got over it.

I... I never really thought
of you as musical... Sir.

News flash, weenies.

It's been said that
I sing like an angel.

Now, when do we get started?

Uh, yeah. Can we just
h-have a moment over here?

Huddle.

Guys, what are we gonna do?

The juicer can't be in our band.

I'm already scared to
go to school with the guy.

Now I'm scared to come
to band practice, too?

Can he really get
juice out of anything?

Hey!

This job is taken.

I'll take that as a yes.

Ok, guys, I don't want to
just push myself on you.

So let's be fair and vote.

All those who don't want me for
the new lead singer of the band,

speak now...

And you'll never speak again.

Ok. Now that that's settled,

what songs do you guys know?

Well, we know, um...

Feelin' the love
and lovin' the feelin'.

Don't you know any good
head-squeezin' music?

Don't you mean like...
Like head banging?

It's like you don't
know me at all.

All right. I'm gonna
roll, but tomorrow...

We rock!

Get out!

What's head-squeezing
music sound like?

Like 3 boys crying.

Oh! Ooh!

What? Who is that, ray?

Come on, we have
a huge test tomorrow.

Yep. That's our study group.

I thought we were
our study group.

Courtney says that studying

should be a party,
so, um... Bam!

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Let me see that backpack,

'cause you ain't
gonna be usin' it.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Everybody, I have an
announcement to make!

Um...

Yeah, we're all gonna fail.

Yeah. Maybe we better
start hittin' those books.

Wait a second. Wait, everybody.

Relax, please. Ok?

We can still have
fun. The night is young.

No, the night... Is old.

Seriously, ray, I think my
curfew's, like, in 20 minutes.

Ok, ok, listen, please.

Just everybody, relax. Ok?

Courtney is my girl.

All right? I'll holler
at her tomorrow,

and tell her to
postpone the test.

Meanwhile, we got
a few minutes left.

We might as well
make the most of it.

You're right. You're
right. I'm gonna study,

you know, just in case.

You go ahead and do that,

and we'll try not to disturb you

with our boogie down line!

Oh, man!

You know I can't resist
a boogie down line!

Watch out, everybody!
I'm comin' through.

Yeah!

Aah!

Aah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Man! That study party
was out the heezy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Too bad we're all gonna fail.

Oh, I can't fail.

I need good grades to
make it into medical school.

Raven's gonna get this
test postponed, right?

You're gonna need a
doctor if you don't calm down.

Everything's gonna
be cool. All right?

Tell him everything's
gonna be cool.

About that little test?
Yeah. Don't worry.

Listen, I'll talk to the
teacher right now.

What it is, home
skillet biscuit friend.

How you doin'?

I'm doing great. I love
this job. And, Raven,

thank you so much for making

my first day
yesterday so special.

Well, girl, you know
you a cool teacher.

And you know what would
even make you even cooler

is if you postpone
the test till Tuesday.

Why would I do that?

Why? Um...

See... oh! Oh, so,
here's the thing.

We had that little study party
that you we're talkin' about,

and yo, it got out of control.

I tried to keep it under wraps.

I was, like, "you need
to sit down and study."

But you know how kids can be.

Raven, I'm sorry. I... i
can't postpone the test.

Yeah, I... I... I... I
think you can. Right?

No. I can't.

I hate to get all
teachery on you,

but I told you guys to study.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you
said to have a study party,

so when you put "study" and
"party" in the same sentence,

normally your sister
only hears the "party" part.

Yeah. I hear ya. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but you still
have to take the test.

Ok. Just do your best.

Man!

So?

And on your test, make sure
you use a number 2 pencil.

Courtney, um,

say I use, like, a
number 4 pencil.

Would that, you know,
double my grade?

Only if you studied.

Man, curse that
boogie train line!

Where's Raven Baxter?

We were just wonderin'
the same thing.

When I spoke to her,

she was really stressing
out over this test.

We all are.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Is anyone prepared?

No.

Oh... oh, hey, this is
really disappointing.

You know, I know
Dr. Stuckerman won't be happy,

but, I mean, why give a test

if everyone's gonna fail?

So it's postponed?

Yes... but only until tomorrow.

You guys have one
more day to really study.

Yeah.

Bad on you, bugs!

Bugs? What bugs?

Who are you?

I... you... you can call me

the exterminator!

Isn't it weird that, like,

every time something
crazy happens,

Raven's not here to see it?

That's because she is Raven.

Oh, well, good. I wouldn't
want her to miss this.

Hasta la vista, buggie!

Grrr! I poke you out!

He Von't be back
now! No, he won't.

Hey! I don't see
any bugs in here!

No bugs?

They're everywhere!

They're crawling and scratching

and chewing on his head!

No! Get all the bugs away!

Get away from him!

Grrr!

Check this out. Check this out.

Looks real, huh?

No. Wait! The test isn't...

Oh! There's a spider!

Aah! Spider!

Aah! Spider!

Aah! Spider!

Spider!

Spider!

Is she ok?

I knew she would
freak out like that.

She still runnin'.

Spider! Spider!

Back to business.

As I promised...

Yo' test... Is postponed.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

With love, people,
with... with lovin'.

Raven, Courtney
already postponed the test.

No way!

Seriously, ray. She gave us

an extra day to study.

Oh! Well, then I guess
everything turned out all right.

Miss Dearborn,

you're negligent
and irresponsible.

You're fired.

You're fired... You're fired...

Oh, my goodness.

Miss Dearborn's gonna get fired.

I hope it's not somethin' I did.

Man, I'm a nervous wreck.

I can't believe the juicer's
gonna be our new lead singer.

We started this
band to get girls,

not to get our heads juiced.

I was nervous
enough about the girls.

Wish we didn't even
start this stupid band.

That's it! That's it!

Larry, all your
whining and negativity

has finally paid off.

Uh, thank you?

Look, think about it, guys.

The juicer can't be in the band

if there's no band to be in.

Cory and the boys
are gonna break up.

Cory, we can't break up.

You made us sign
a lifetime contract.

True, true.

But look, we can pretend
to break up, hmm?

Oh, the old "pretend
you're breaking up

to avoid getting juiced" trick.

I like it.

Little pigs, little
pigs, let me in.

The juicer!

Look, look, ok? Look.

Just follow my lead,
ok? Follow my lead.

Let's rock and roll!

Now. Oh!

A 1! A 2! A 1-2-3-4!

Stop!

Out! Out! Stop!

William, you stink!

Me? You're the one
smelling up this joint!

I think both of you stink.

I can't work like this. I quit.

I quit, too!

Excuse me! I am the
leader of this band!

I quit first!

Where are you weenies going?

Sorry, juicer man,

looks like our
band just broke up.

It worked. He actually
thinks we broke up.

We almost got
stuck with the juicer.

The man's delusional.

He really believes he can sing.

Like an angel, yet.

Gimme some.

Let's go.

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ wake unto me ♪

♪ starlight and dewdrops
are waiting for thee ♪

♪ sounds of the rude world ♪

♪ heard in the day ♪

♪ lulled by the moonlight
have all passed away ♪

He really does
sing like an angel.

And we never give him a chance.

Shame on us.

I thought you
crybabies broke up.

We did, but... That's
what bands do...

They break up, they cry,

then they get back together,

and they congratulate
their new lead singer.

Come here, man.

Get off me! Get off of me!

Get... get...

look, I don't need
the drama, ok?

I'm out of the band.

Good-bye, weenies.

♪ Good-bye, weenies ♪

♪ good-bye, weenies ♪

♪ good-bye, weenies ♪

♪ I'm still gonna
juice your heads ♪

That had to be the
most beautiful thr*at

I have ever received.

Dr. Stuckerman, please.

It wasn't miss Dearborn's fault.

Raven, am I really
supposed to believe

that you dress up in
a ridiculous costume,

throw rubber spiders
around a room,

just to have a test cancelled?

Yes, yes! I do stuff
like this all the time!

That's so me!

I know you'll say anything

to protect your
cool new teacher,

and sure, I may not
have shoes from sassy's,

but I also don't go around

seeing imaginary spiders,
jumping out of windows,

and leaving classes unattended.

And in my book,
that makes me cool.

You are so cool. In
your book, my book,

you're the home
skillet, principal,

but listen, it wasn't
an imaginary spider.

There are no spiders,
real or imaginary,

in this building, and
do you know why?

Because I keep
this school spotless.

That's right.

Trust me. The only
spiders in this school

are in the science
lab, under lock and key.

Now, if you'll excuse
me, I have a meeting.

Oh. Right this
way, miss Dearborn.

Before you go in there, I
have to tell you something.

What is it, Raven?
Run, man, run!

I ran enough yesterday.

I mean, you've heard,

I have a deathly
fear of spiders.

The way you jumped
through that window, you do.

It's ok, Raven. I
mean, I overreacted.

But I'm sure Dr. Stuckerman
will understand.

Miss Dearborn,

you're negligent
and irresponsible.

You're fired.

So what's up, ray? How'd it go?

She got fired,
just like my vision.

It's all my fault.

Yes, it is.

I just couldn't convince
Dr. Stuckerman

that that spider
wasn't imaginary.

No, you couldn't.

And if he saw a real spider,

he'd have to give
Courtney her job back.

Yes, he would.

Oh, my goodness.
You're so right.

All I have to do

is go down to the science lab.

You just gave me a great idea!

Really? When
you're done with it,

can I have it back?

You know, I don't really
get those that often.

No, you don't.

Well...

Did you get the spider?

No problem.

I thought it was locked.

Luckily, the key
was in the lock.

Hmm.

Good morning, class.

I said good morning, class.

Good morning, Dr.

Stuckerman. Bingo.

Miss Dearborn has decided

that she needs to spend
more time with her family,

so I'll be taking
over her class.

And the first order of business

it making up that
test that you missed.

That's right.

I got some business of my own.

Hey, you guys,
the spider is gone.

What do you mean,
the spider's gone?

You guys, where did it go?

Where'd it go?

Hey, ray, cute hat.

Did you get that at
sassy's what hat?

The one moving on your head.

Oh, wait. Hats don't move.

Aah!

Get it off me! Get it off!

Hey, that's the real spider!

Spider!

I hate spiders!

Out of my way!

Spider! Spider!

Spider! Spider!

Spider! Spider!

Is he ok?

Well, he's still running.

I think we'd better
take a early lunch.

Wait. We should
find the spider first!

You're right. He has to be
around here somewhere.

But you know what?
It's ok. He'll show up.

He will, so...

Aah!

Spider! Spider!

Spider!

Spider! Spider!

We are so glad to have
you back, Courtney.

Thank you.

Is Dr. Stuckerman coming back?

Actually, Dr. Stuckerman's
taking some time off

to finish that novel
he's, um, reading.

I hope you guys all
studied for your test.

Oh, yeah, I did,

and I just wanted to apologize

for the whole spider jumping
through the window fiasco.

Yeah, let's not relive it.

Oh, yeah, ok.

Although it was a
good lesson for me

on how desperate students can be

to get out of a test.

Grrr!

Bear!

Chels, it's ok.

Yeah. Nice try, Eddie.

Now take your seat.

How'd she know I wasn't a bear?

Well, uh, for one thing,

bears don't have zippers.

Oh, and, uh, by the way, dude...