03x06 - Scramble the Orbs

[bunniefuu]

Hey, Adam.

att*ck me.

Oh, no, no, no.

I know how this works.

First, you will tell me
to att*ck you,

I say "no," and then
you taunt me till I snap.

It's not gonna happen.

Oh, it's on, little man!

Oh, no!

The Christmas ornaments
are turning against us!

Nope, you just got pulse-waved

by my latest invention,
att*ck Orbs.

Huh?

When they perceive a thr*at

within five feet of me,
they att*ck.

They're mobile
robotic bodyguards.

Uh, impressive.

But have you ever thought
about just lifting weights

or working out?

I designed them
to protect you guys

from Douglas and Krane.

If I'm gonna be a true inventor

I have start making things
without Big D.

And if I prove myself,

maybe he'll eventually let me be
his business partner.

Right,
'cause every billionaire needs

an incompetent relative

who brings nothing to the table.

Speaking of...

Hey, guys.

Chase,
why are you attacking Leo?

What?

Uh!

Awesome!

Do it again!

ANNOUNCER: The World's
first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

Well, if it isn't
my employee of the week

and my weak employee.

Good one, Scott.

It's funny because
she's bad at her job.

Yeah, well, I mean,
I'd be better at it

but I have things
that get in the way

like friends and a life.

[ Whistles ]

Listen up, guys.

It's time for Tech Town's

annual design-
your-own-app contest!

Does the fun
ever end around here?

Yeah, usually when you show up.

[ laughs ]

[ mocking laugh ]

Don't do my laugh.

All entrants have 24-hours
to upload their app

to our website.

Whoever has
the most downloads by Friday

wins a $500 gift card.

And please
apply yourselves this year,

I am so sick of winning.

Don't you worry, Scott.

I'm definitely going to
app-ply myself!

Uh, no more tech puns.

A lady complained to corporate.

That was me.

Chase, no offense,

but you're clearly
out of your league.

You're never gonna
outshine the master.

The master?

You clearly have no idea
who you're dealing with.

Ah, how could you
turn on me like this?

I was your idol.

Yeah.
Well, now you're my competition.

Sounds like
you're challenging me.

And no one challenges me!

Except my mom.
She is my ride.

[ Blows whistle ]

Keep it going, people.

[ Grunts ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

Hey, Leo.

Ugh. Hey, Janelle.

Fancy meeting you here,
while I am getting jacked.

[ Grunts ]

[ grunts ]

Feel the burn!

Are you done?

Yes.

Good news.

I got you front row seats
for my play tomorrow night:

"The History of Mission Creek:

Two Hundred Years of Drought,
Smallpox and Cattle."

So, what role do you play?

The founder of Mission Creek,
Henrietta Schtump.

It follows her
as she spends 16 weeks

in a covered wagon on a mission

to find a creek.

Oh, you hate it, don't you?

It's gonna be boring.

No, it won't.

I'll keep the audience
interested...

even if I have
to start the wave.

Go smallpox!

Well, howdy there, Miss Schtump.

[ Both click tongue ]

Wait, wait.

You're in the play too?

Yeah, I play the guy

who gives her directions
to the creek.

Check it out.

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

[ School bell rings ]

See ya, Leo,
good luck with that sit-up.

Hey, I did one.
It was spectacular.

Yeah. Oh.

You know, I think you and I

might have gotten off
on the wrong foot.

That foot has been
kicking my butt

for three years.

Anyway, the school board says

I got to be nicer to students.

So I'm offering you
a non-threatening hug.

[ Grunting ]

What are those?

Oh!

Those... are working
better than I expected.

I'm gonna get it! Yes!

Bree, what's going on?

Scott unveiled his app early.

It's a game called
Cavity Crushers.

Super addictive.

You save the world
by smashing evil candy.

Uh, the candy's not evil.

It's just misunderstood.

Who would ever want to play
that stupid game?

[ All cheering ]

Apparently everybody.

Behold,

my app, Structure Scan.

You can scan any item,
and it lists

the elemental makeup
of its molecular structure.

Eh?

This pen is 30% ink, 64% polymer

and 6% steel!

Come on, people,
how fun is that?

[ Yawns ]

Attention, Cavity Crushers.

I just unlocked a new level.

Follow me.
We're going to Lollipop Lane.

Hoo-aah!

I don't get it.

Of course, you don't.

See, these people
are having what we call fun.

Well, structure scans
can be fun.

Oh, sure they can.

[ Beeping ]

Oh, look.


[ All laugh ]

[ clicking tongue ]

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

[ Sighs ] No, wait.

You're standing in it.

[ Sighs ]

You're standing in it!

What do you think?

Did you feel
like you were standing in it?

All 76 times.

Honey, you're gonna be fine.

It's just one line.

[ Gasps ]

The most important one line
of the whole play.

Without me, she never finds
Mission Creek.

It's the entire emotional thrust
of the second act, Tasha.

Hello.

Donald, don't forget the
school play is tomorrow night.

Good-bye.
You're going!

Ah, come on.

Shouldn't we be discouraging
his acting career?

Okay, guys, prepare to be wowed!

My new app: Dirt Alert!

It tells you
the precise type of rock

or soil that's beneath you
and how long it's been there.

You want to try?

Oh, I can't.

I got go pretend to care
about his play.

Would you help me
practice my line?

And miss the thrill
of seeing it live?

Not a chance.

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

Ma'am...
The door was standing in it.

Hey, Mom.

Don't "Hey, Mom" me, mister.

I got a call
from the school saying

you tormented the gym teacher
with some crazy devices.

What have I told you
about taking things

like that to school?

Well, technically,
I didn't take them to school.

Oh, so they just showed up
on their own?

Exactly. We good here?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

We're not finished.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Are these the devices?

Mom, stay five feet away
from me.

Excuse me,
you do not tell me what to do.

I will stand wherever...

[ screaming ]

Mom!

[ Groans ]

It's about time
somebody invented

something useful around here.

What just happened?

How much do you remember?

Leo!

Okay, the orbs I invented
sh*t you across the room

because
they can't tell the difference

between a real thr*at
and a Mom thr*at.

I am not saying
you're not threatening.

You're scary.

I want you to get rid of them.

Now!

Good news, Tasha!

You went viral.

[ Screaming ]

[ screams ]

I don't know
why you're so upset,

you're gonna knock Puppy Farts

right out of the top spot.

Ten minutes left to enter,

and mine is the most
downloaded app by far.

Ah, am I really gonna win again?

Okay, guess I am.

Victory lap!

Please don't run.

It's just awkward for all of us.

Girls.

Hold it, Scott.

Hello, everybody, I'm back.

[ All sigh ]

No, no, no, I have a new app.

[ All sigh ]

Say hello to your new BFF,
Cheddy.

The virtual assistant
who does everything.

Hello, Cheddy.
What's going on tonight?

Good evening, Chase.

I've ordered
your favorite pizza,

got you VIP concert tickets,

and completed all current
homework assignments.

Is there anything else, sir?

That will be all, Cheddy.

He's available
for downloading now.

Chase, what do you think
you're doing?

That is
Mr. Davenport's technology.

No, he created Eddy.

This is Cheddy.

I don't ch-care,
you ch-stole his ch-idea.

Cheddy is
the original version of Eddy,

which was actually
a very helpful program.

It took him years to turn

into the complete jerk
we all know and loathe.

It is still Eddy.

You're not listening.
It's Cheddy.

Leo, you ready
to go to the play?

Why are those still here?

I thought I told you
to get rid of them yesterday.

Yes, but I ran
into a little problem.

What's the problem?

I can't turn them off.

What?

That's it.
I'm calling Donald.

No! I need to show him
I can do things on my own.

Don't worry, I will figure
something out after the play.

You better.

I can't handle
any more disasters.

You do realize
we're going to see a play

with Adam in it, right?

Ha! My app is outselling
Scott's ten to one.

How's it feel to be related
to the guy who's gonna win?

As embarrassing as ever.

What are you so proud of?
It's Mr. Davenport's creation.

Bree, people
in the tech world borrow ideas

from one and other all the time.

I doubt he'd even care.

Well, there he is.
Why don't you go ask him?

[ Gasps ] Mr. Davenport?

What are you doing here?

You're not gonna believe this

but somebody stole Eddy

and he is selling him as Cheddy

on the Tech Town website.

What?

That's terrible.

I know, it's terrible.

You should go home and rest.
I'll call the app police.

Oh, no, no. I'm not leaving
until I find out who did it.

You know what?

Perhaps I should speak
to a manager.

Oh, no. There's no...

I'll get him.

May I help... Oh, it's you.

Mm-hmm, it's me and I have
a problem with Cheddy.

Oh, hear that, Chase?

He has a problem
with your Cheddy app. [ laughs ]

I'll let you handle this one.

Hoo-ah!

Chase, I am really
disappointed in you.

You stole Eddy.

Oh, no, Mr. Davenport,
you're not listening.

It's Cheddy.

My goodness, this harrowing
journey has cost us dearly,

but we have to keep searching.

We shall dump our dead relatives
at the next trading post.

[ Snoring ]

Go smallpox!

Come on, people, got to
get your hips into it.

[ Clears throat ]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo!

Ooh, this is it.
Adam's big line.

Excuse me, good sir,

I'm on a mission
to find a creek.

Pray tell, have you seen one?

Line!

Ma'am, you're standing in it!

Quiet, Tasha,
I'm trying to do a play.

Look, I know you're angry.

But if you hadn't invited Eddy,

then I couldn't have
invented Cheddy,

so in a way this is all on you.

Taking credit
for what isn't yours is wrong.

Especially
when what isn't yours is mine.

Yes. I know,
but everybody loves Cheddy

and if I tell them
that it wasn't mine

then it could crush
my reputation.

You're young.
You'll recover.

Or maybe you won't.
I really don't care.

Again, I'll go get the manager.

You're touching, you're
touching, you're touching.

This is really difficult
for me to say.

He didn't create the Cheddy app,

he stole it.

See? Easy.

It's Mr. Davenport's.

I didn't want to lose,

so I tried to pass
his technology off as my own.

You know, Chase, admitting that
was very big of...

your sister.

Now it's time
for my victory lap. [ laughs ]

Good news, Chase,
your night's about to get worse.

Everybody who bought
the Cheddy app

wants their money back.

What, why?

CHEDDY:
Tickets to a movie? Sure.

Which of your imaginary friends
will be joining you?

Nice shirt.

Too bad about the face.

Daily reminder.

No one likes you!

Oh, no.

Cheddy is using the computing
power of all these devices

to evolve
into snarky Eddy faster.

Never mind that.

You also forgot that Eddy's
software is self-replicating.

He's gonna start infecting
other devices soon.

Uh, I think he already has.

[ Beeping ]

Hey, look!

Now I'm annoying in HD!

[ Sighs ]

Trent!

Hey.

I was fake nice to you,

and you blasted me.

All right,
now the school board says

that I can't
t*rture you physically,

but they didn't say anything
about taking your ticket and

ruining your life.

No!

Hey!

No!
You can't do that!

Come on!

I can't believe I'm actually
fighting to get into this thing.

How are we gonna
shut this thing down?

Well, we're gonna have to delete
the app at its source.

I can reset Eddy's mainframe
from here

unless you stole my app
that does that, too.

Okay, as soon as I shut down

and reboot the lab's network,

we should all be Cheddy free.

[ Beeping ]

[ beeping ]

What's happening?
I'm pixelating!

I'm pixelating!

[ Sighs ] Okay.

[ Sighs ]
The Cheddy app is deleted.

Crisis averted.

Except for you,
your crisis is just beginning.

[ laughs ] Woo-hoo!
Victory lap!

[ Cheering ]

Hoo-ah!

Let us stop here for tonight
and set up camp.

[ Grunting ] All right, Trent,
you leave me with no choice.

I am breaking the doors down.

Oh, no, please don't.

Here I come.

[ Screaming ]

[ groans ]

Aahh!
Totally fell for it!

[ Cheering ]

Oh, no.

Oh, the flying balls of doom!

How did they get out?

No!

Out of my way!
You're all losers!

Oh, save me!

Take that! Yeah!

Whoa! My shoes, these are my
good shoes! Leave me alone!

[ Screams ]

Oh! Okay. Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Save me! Save me! Save me!

Oh, no! Whoa! Whoa!

Dooley!
Make it stop!

Adam, help!

No, you help.

Go ask someone what my line is.

Leo, do something!

Working on it, Mom.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Sorry. Get out of the way.

You are ruining my play!

I am flying around
on a metal ball.

Can we please not turn on
each other right now?

[ Sighs ]

That's it.

I can make them
turn on each other!

[ Grunts ]

What'd we miss?

Oh. Ma'am,
you're standing in it.

Leo, these orbs are some of
the best work you've ever done.

You know, when you invent things
you learn through failure.

And while this was
an epic failure, I mean,

probably the worst failure
I've ever seen, I mean,

wow!

People were running.
I got it.

It was also, if you let it be,
an epic learning experience.

You know, it's a long road
up that mountain, my genius.

I know, I'll get there.

[ Chuckles ]

Now you're just talking crazy.