03x17 - Face-Off

[bunniefuu]

Guys, you will never
believe what just happened.

Jake Chambers asked me to
go to the winter dance.

Jake Chambers?

The Jake Chambers?
Yes.

Who's Jake Chambers?

The only guy who's even talked to me
since people found out we were bionic.

Apparently no one wants to date
a girl who they think

was unveiled at
this year's auto show.

Yeah, I hear you.
No one wants to date me either.

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, really? Well, who are you
going to the dance with?

No one.

Hey, Bree.
Hey, Jake, what's up?

Attention students: this is your
principal, Principal Perry.

Please report to the hallway where Bree
Davenport is making a fool out of herself

in front of the boy
she has a crush on.

I'm going to just go.

Why would you do that?
Hey.

If Perry were alive,
she'd want me to do this.

She's not dead.
She's home with a cold.

You don't know that. She could be dead by
now and this is how I choose to honor her.

Well, can't you embarrass
someone else besides me?

I could.

But I'm better than that.

NARRATOR: The world's
first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation of
the human race is...

Living in my basement?

Ugh. Adam is such a jerk.

I can not believe that he
embarrassed me in front of Jake.

Yeah. You were doing
just fine on your own.

Don't worry, I know
the perfect way to get revenge.

I have been working on an upgrade
to Mr. Davenport's cybermasks.

Now they're cybermasks
and cloaks.

That's not revenge.
That's you being a nerd.

These perfectly mimic the face and the body
of the person you're pretending to be.

Now you can impersonate
Perry and bust Adam.

Here is how I redesigned
the electrical infrastructure.

Yeah, boring,
let's get to the pain.

Okay. All I have to do is download
a picture of Principal Perry

and enter her height and weight.

I got it off the back of her trading card.
She used to play hockey in Croatia.

And voila.

[ Gasps ]

Wow!
I look just like her.

I sound just like her too. And I'm not
even using my vocal manipulation.

I know. Voice modulation
is built right in.

And if you want to change back
to your own voice,

just press the other
end of the tab.

[ BREE'S VOICE ]
This is so cool.

This is going to be the [ PERRY'S
VOICE] best revenge ever.

Mm-hmm.

Let's just shake on it.

Hey, looking sharp, Big D.

People will almost take you
seriously in that suit.

Yeah, I gotta go, we're
having a big board meeting

to discuss the future of Davenport
Industries and I want to get there early

so I can lower
everyone else's chairs.

Fill us in, what's your
plans for the future?

Major changes. But you
guys are going to have

to wait and find out
with everyone else.

I'll see you guys later.

Major changes?

What's that about?

I don't know.

Uh-oh. Looks like Donnie
forgot his briefcase.

Hey, what are you doing? You can't look
through his stuff. That's unethical.

When I gave you bionics, I should
have given you a spine too.

Get out of my way.

"Short list for number two."

That must mean that Davenport Industries
is looking for a vice president.

And look, I'm a finalist!
Me too!

Uh-oh. He could come
back at any second.

Put this away.

Busted! [ laughs ]

This competition is over.

Let me see that.
With pleasure.

It's locked so you
can't delete it.

Hey!

Hi, Leo Dooley.
Mr. Davenport's new number two.

Attention students, it's me
again, the real Principal Perry.

You know, pantsuits, cats,
hate you. Anywho...

Even though I'm here
sick at home I want you

all to know you make
me sick here, too.

You ready to do this?
Oh yeah. It's Perry time.

[ Beeping ]

Hey!

What do you think you're doing?

Principal Perry?
I thought you were sick.

I am, but I ran out of people to give the
virus to, so I'm spreading it around here.

I heard you were embarrassing the students.
Well, I think it's time to embarrass you.

Good luck with that. I've been
embarrassing myself for years.

It's kind of hard
to top the master.

Come on out.

[ All laughing ]

Okay, you topped the master.

You look ridiculous.

You realize I'm
dressed like you.

There you are.

I brought you a mug of hot cocoa

and look, I used little marshmallows
to form a "D" for Donnie.

Man, have I changed.

What are you doing?

Just showing a little
appreciation for my big brother.

If you don't stop, he's going
to figure out we snooped.

Now get out of here before
you blow this whole thing.

Fine.

Now where were we... Dad.

Oh, no you don't. He was my brother
before he was your step-dad.

Daddy, evil uncle is scaring me.

All right, I know you two are
up to something, now spill.

Okay, okay, we went
through your briefcase.

We know you're looking
for a vice president.

Vice president?

Yeah, your short list
for number two.

Oh, right. Right.
Vice president.

Don't worry, we're totally cool
with you considering both of us.

Yeah, it makes perfect sense
that you're choosing between

a brilliant scientist
and a teenage underachiever.

Well, since my secret's out,

I guess the only option
is to move on to phase two.

Selecting the winner.

And how are you
going to do that?

By putting you both through
an elaborate series of tests.

Works for me.
May the best man win.

Yes. May the best man who hasn't tried
to k*ll you and steal your children win.

Jake just called.
He'll be here in five minutes.

Jake? Jake Chambers?

Shut it!

I still can't believe
Principal Perry

came back from the dead
to embarrass me like that.

Now, call me crazy, but I'm starting
to think she is not a good person.

Oh, he still doesn't know.
Know what?

That's an endless list,
could you be more specific?

Well, Adam, a prank is no fun
unless you take credit for it.

So, I guess I should probably tell you it
wasn't Perry messing with you, it was me.

I don't understand.

Here, let me show you.

[ Beeps ]

Ain't I gorgeous?

Whoa! Bree?

Mm-hmm.

I know I should be mad,

but I gotta say,
best prank ever.

Thanks. I'm rather
proud of it myself.

Even though it was my idea.

You're always proud of yourself.
Take a night off.

[ Doorbell rings ]

That's Jake!

How do I look?

Like an eastern European
swim coach.

Lose the cybercloak.

Good catch.

[ Knock at door ]

Uh, be right there!

Chase, what's going on?
And why won't it change back?

[ Beeping ]

Um, I believe the technical
term for this is "it's stuck."

Stuck? I can't go to
the dance as Perry. Ugh.

What am I going to do?

[ Knocking at door ]

Bree? Are you ready?

I know I am.

Bree, are you there?

Adam, do not open that door.

Why would I do that?

Oh, right, 'cause it's
going to be hilarious.

Come on in, Jake.

Principal Perry,
what are you doing here?

Uh, yelling, sweating,
rifling through their meat.

Where's Bree?

She's not here.

But I just heard her voice.

Is she blowing me off?
No!

I mean, she's here. She's just
not in the room right now.

She'll be down in a sec.
Could you excuse us?

Ow!

Come on in, Jake. Make yourself
comfortable. It could be a long wait.

Quick, grab another cybermask
and pretend to be me

so you can tell Jake
I'm too sick to go to the dance.

No, I refuse to be your...

Aah!

Is there a problem?

Absolutely.

Wow. You look beautiful.

[ CHASE'S VOICE ]
Knock it off, dork.

[ Clears throat ]

I mean, nice sweater.

I think I have the same one.

Wait, what's going on?

Oh, okay, I see what you did.
You know what?

You guys keep going, I want
to see how this plays out.

Look, I'm so sorry, but I can't
go to the dance. I'm real sick.

[ Coughing ]

Sick? You were
fine on the phone.

Don't worry, Jake.
I see what's going on here.

Bree's not sick,
she's just nervous.

Trust me, she's super into you.

No, I'm not!

[ Grunting ]

Stop it!

Okay, this is weird.
Maybe I should go.

No, Jake, don't go.

Bree, tell him what you told me.

That you think he's great and that you're
dying for him to take you to the dance.

I am not taking him
to the dance.

Could you excuse us
for a second?

Because of your stupid mask,
I'm about to lose the one guy

who's not intimidated by me.
Go to the dance and stall him

until I can figure out
how to switch this off.

No way. I am a teenage girl
trapped inside Perry's body.

Do you really want to see
what happens when those two mix?

Fine. But that is no way to treat
someone pretending to be a lady.

[ Beeping ]

All right, let's go
to the dance, dude.

I mean, shall we?

I'll chaperone.

Ooh, me too.

Hey, Jake, it's okay if you
want to hold Bree's hand.

[ Screaming ]

♪♪

Hey, is that your van
parked outside?

Dude, you better go check, I
think somebody put a dent in it.

Oh, and hey, can you
return this to shop class?

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get this party started!

Whoo!

With a slow love ballad.

♪♪

Let's show them how it's done.

Don't they make a lovely couple?

Okay, whoever is going to be
my number two

is going to be doing a lot
of international travel. So...

you're going to have to be comfortable
with exotic local cuisine.

I do love a good meal.

Ew!

What is that?

You know, if I told you,

you wouldn't enjoy it as much.

Dig in! Oh...

unless of course you're
not up for the position.

You know what I
love about this...

is I thought I swallowed it, but
it crawled back up my throat.

Now a good number two will be
there for me when I need him,

to help me test out
new technologies.

What exactly are we testing?

My artificial neural network.

It will allow human brain
impulses to control machines

using stimulus and response.

If it works, the slightest
movement from Leo

will transfer energy to you,
and vice versa. So...

let's give it a sh*t.

[ Beeping ]

Wait, so if...

[ both scream ]

Hey, what do you know, it works!

No, it doesn't.

[ Both scream ]

Don't move. If we stay still,
neither one of us will get shocked.

Heads up!

[ Both scream ]

Why did you do that?

It was a reflex.

No, this is a reflex.

[ Both scream ]

[ screaming continues ]

There you are.

Oh, hi.

You ready to hit
the dance floor again?

Yeah, just give me a sec
to run to the can.

Uhh...

Trash can.
In the ladies room.

Yep, I am all lady.

Why does she keep blowing me off? I knew
I shouldn't have asked her to the dance.

Why a bionic girl be into
a regular guy like me?

No, Jake, wait. She's into you.
She's really, really into you.

Ooh!

Having fun?

What do you think?
Jake thinks I'm avoiding him

and I'm trapped inside
Perry's body which,

by the way, is as sweaty inside
as it is outside.

Ugh! Why won't this thing
come off?

Ugh! This is the worst day
of my life.

And the best day of mine.

[ Blows nose ]

[ gasps ]

Cindy Fogelberg just forced me to try her
lipstick. I am done doing this for you.

And why'd you change
your clothes?

What? What are
you talking about?

And why does your voice
sound higher than usual?

Very funny, Bree.

Oh!

What? What are you looking at?

And why'd you call me Bree?

Something weird
is going on here.

Uh...

Bree? I think I'm
just going to go.

Oh, no, you're not
going anywhere.

Come on, I want to go dance
like the girl that I am.

Whoo! Yeah!

Hey!

What do you think you're doing?

[ laughs ]

I can explain.
You better.

My long lost twin sister
shows up

after 11 years, she better
have a real good reason.

Hold on. You're a twin?

Don't try that amnesia
thing with me again.

You owe me a car, a canoe,
and two boyfriends.

I'm... sorry?

You're gonna be.

I'm about to give
you real amnesia.

In the corporate world, you're going to
need to know how to swim with the sharks.

So, when I push this button...

That's it, I'm done. You win.

No. You take it.

At least when Krane gave me
electric shocks, he explained why.

So neither of you wants
to be my vice president?

BOTH:
Nope!

Good. Because I was never looking
for one in the first place.

What?
Come again, now?

The short list for number two
that you found

wasn't for my second in command.

It was to replace number two

on the Davenport Industries
softball team.

What?
Come again, now?

Don't you just feel stupid?

I ate a rat's eyeball for you!

Why would you put us through
all these stupid tests

if you knew you weren't
even looking for a V.P.?

To teach you a valuable lesson about
looking through my confidential files.

Leo, I expect this kind of
behavior from Douglas, but you?

We got so excited about
the future of your company,

it was easy for Douglas to
convince me to do the wrong thing.

Look, there will come a time when I
want you guys involved in my company,

but I have to know
that I can trust you.

And clearly right now I can not.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Well, that's very noble
of you Leo.

You were a bad boy today.

Okay, fine,
I guess I'm sorry too.

Yeah, well, you should be.
I didn't even

mention that you stole
two of my cybermasks.

Whoa, whoa, we did a
lot of bad things

today, but we did not
touch your cybermasks.

Oh, really, because two of
them are reading as active.

Luckily I installed a security protocol
so I could shut them off from here.

[ Beeping ]

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

Get off me!

You can keep the boyfriends
but I want the canoe!

[ Gasps ]

Awesome!

So, I hear you're
in the market for a canoe.

[ Grunts ]

Even more awesome!

What?

Oh.

Thank you for a magical evening.

[ Chuckles ]

So are you sure you're not mad

about the whole cybermask thing?

No, no, I get it, you're bionic.

Weird stuff is gonna happen.

Besides, your brother's
a pretty good dancer.

So, you want to
hang out tonight?

I could meet you
at the pizza place around 7:00.

Perfect.
Great.

Just grab a table and
I'll see you when I get there.

I'll be waiting.

[ Beeps ]

Yeah, you'll be waitin'
all night.

[ laughs ]