03x50 - Surprise

[bunniefuu]

[up-tempo music plays]

[music stops]

-Mum!
-Mum!

[music resumes]

[music stops]

-Dad!
-Dad!

[music resumes]

[music stops]

-Bingo!
-Bingo!

[music resumes]

-Bluey!
-Bluey!

[grunting]

-What do you need, Bingo?
-Those.

What do you need
stubby coolers for?

I'm having children.

Ah, good one.

Will I have children
when I grow up?

Maybe.
Depends if you want them.

What is having children like?

Oh, well, it's a bit
hard to explain.

Oh, I want to know.

Well, it's...lovely,
but it's also --

-Dad!
-Aah! Oh, hey, kid.

-Will you play with me?
-Will you play with me?

Uh, I was just watching
the race, mate.

The Aussie fella's doing well.

-Aw.
-Aw.

Ah. Well,
I can dip in and out.

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

Okay. What do you want to play?

-Children!
-Stars!

What?

[both talking at once]

Whoa, whoa, kids!
One at a time.

[both talking at once]

...and I'm gonna
surprise you

and I'm gonna sh**t
you with this.

Aah!

-Got it?
-Got it?

Got it.

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey
is called Surprise!

Okay! I'll shout "Ready"
when I'm ready!

-Ah, Bluey, hang on.
-Here's Copernicus.

You have to
get him to sleep.

-No worries.
-No, you have to sing to him.

Oh, okay.
♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪

Goodness. Look at
all these bottles

I have to wash.

BLUEY:
Ready!

Oh. Uh, I'm gonna
walk her

around the block.

Okay. Keep singing!

♪ When the wind blows ♪

♪...will come baby
Cradle and all ♪

No harm in looking
for Bluey in here first.

[laughs]

If he can just stick
to his race...

Go, mate.

-Surprise!
-Aah!

-[squeals]
-[screams]

Bluey!

[squealing]

[laughing]

Yap! Yap! Yap!

I don't hear singing!

♪ When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock ♪

♪ And when the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall ♪

♪ And down will come baby,
cradle and all ♪

Oof!

This bit's safe!

Okay. I'll go hide again.

Wait, Bluey!

Did you get Copernicus
to sleep?

-Uh, yeah, here you go.
-Thanks.

Okay. I might go
and watch the --

Look. I have more children.

Can you get to
Draconicus to sleep

and teach Delarina
to ride a bike?

Uh, Bingo...

-My name is Oturiah.
-Oturiah, I --

-Ready!
-Oh.

Bluey, can you play the
same game as me and Bingo?

No!

Fine.

Oh, and drop Copernicus
off to daycare.

♪ Rock-a-bye baby
on the tree top ♪

That's it, mate, pedal.
Yes. I'm still holding on.

This is a good
spot for daycare.

Just a quick check
for any nutbags.

Clear.

Here you go, mate.

Don't bite anyone.

[TV]
He's making his move.

This is the point that

he puts it all on the line.

Go, mate.

[doorbell rings]

Uh, yeah, hang on.

-...from the middle
of the course, but this...

-Come on!
-[doorbell rings repeatedly]

All right, I'm coming!

Hello? Huh?

[laser whirring]
Uh-oh.

-Surprise!
-Aah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

-Yah! Get!
-[shouts indistinctly]

Ah! Ha, ha! Safe!

Oh.

♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm,
mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

Hey. You forgot to
pick up Copernicus.

♪ Rock-a-bye baby! ♪

[TV] It's a hot competition
out there.

He's being chased
by his competitors.

I don't know how he's
gonna get out of this.

Bluey! I'm trying
to raise kids here!

Aah!

[slow-motion distortion] Noooo!

Oof!

Whoo!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

Bluey! That's what
having kids is like.

This won't stop him.

♪ Cradle and all ♪

Oh!

I've had another baby.

Geez. Oturiah, you're
pumping these things out.

I'll go hide!

Bluey, it'd make my
life so much easier

if you'd play the
same game as us.

Aw, but Chucky only
lent me this for today,

and I really want
to play surprise.

-Ah. Okay.
-[giggles]

This is Fernuken.

Give him here.
I'll get him to sleep.

No, he needs to go
to the hospital.

Oh, really? Is he okay?

No, his head doesn't fit
on his body properly.

-See?
-Oh, right.

You want me to get
a smaller stubby cooler?

-No!
-Okay.

No worries.
Give him here.

There you go, Fernuken.

Uh, can the hospital
be in the TV room?

-No, it's under the tree.
-Okay.

Here you go. Now -- ah --

I'll be right here, little mate.

You have to talk to him!

Uh, yep. Will do.

Um...

Oh, look, you've got
your very own bed.

How good's that?

Oh, ee. Sorry, mate.

It's just, you've got something
going on with your head

and your body.

It's basically your head
and your body.

But don't worry.
This won't hold you back.

You know why?

You've got a whole bunch
of brothers and sisters

who've got your back,

and your mum and I are
behind you all the way,

'cause we're a family,
and you mean the world to us.

Um, hey, Bingo!
What's this kid's name?

-Fernuken!
-Fernuken.

Aah! No!

[Giggles] It's okay, Dad.

I'm Fernuken's sister.
I'll look after him.

You take the
others to daycare.

Really? You're sure?

You don't want to
play your game?

No, I'm okay.

[giggles]

That's the thing
about kids, Fernuken.

They're always
surprising you.

Oop.

[doorbell rings]

Hi, Mum.

Bluey! What
a lovely surprise.

-Bandit!
-I just thought I'd pop by.

It's so good to see you.
Come in.

Bandit! I hear ya. Hey, Bluey!

-Hey, Dad.
-Come on.

Bingo's out the back.

-Oh, the house is looking good.
-Thanks.

Can you believe
Dad almost sold it?

Are you ever gonna let that go?

[doorbell rings]

Huh?

Hello? Huh.

No one. That's weird.

[laser whirring]
[little tail wagging]

Oh, no.