16x16 - Grand Finale

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16x16 - Grand Finale

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- [singing] MTV

[horns honking]

[RuPaul's "Pink Limousine"]

- [singing] Bumpy road behind me

Sun on the horizon

And I had a revelation

Visibility up ahead

The fog is clearing
as I reach my destination

And then the sky opened up
into a rainbow high like

That's where I been
trying to go all my life

So silly of me sitting
waiting for my rides

When I knew I had to take mine

Come on and pull up on me

I'm in a pink limousine

We Hollywood

Come on up and pull up on me

Ooh, I'm in a pink limousine

We go Hollywood

Come on and pull up on me

Rebel in the front seat

Kitten, take the back seat

Light it up for the one
who showed me the way

Ooh, I'm in a pink limousine

We Hollywood

Come on and pull up on me

Ooh, I'm in a pink limousine

We go Hollywood

Come on and pull up on me

[cheers and applause]

Can somebody please
validate my parking?

[laughter]

Welcome to the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Now, with everything
that's going on

in this crazy-ass world,
leave it

to the queens
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

to fill our hearts with
light, love, and laughter

just when we need it the most.

Now across the country
and around the world,

our tribe is gathered
to celebrate Nymphia Wind,

Plane Jane, and Sapphira Cristal

as they battle it out
for the title

of America's Next
Drag Superstar.

[cheers and applause]

Now before we kick things off,
I want to say

hello to my Judge Judys...

Michelle Visage.

- Hey, baby!

- [laughs] Carson Kressley.

- Hi, Ru!

[cheers and applause]

- Ts Madison.

- Hey, Ru!

- And Ross Mathews.

- Happy finale!

- Hi, judges.
- Hi.

- Hello.

- Y'all look so purty.
- Ah, go on.

- Thank you.

Tonight, we challenged
each of our three finalists

to perform a spectacular
original number,

created to showcase
their charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

[cheers and applause]

In the end, I'll choose the top
two queens of the season,

and they will face off in
a final lip sync for the crown

and a grand prize of $200,000.

[cheers and applause]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheers and applause]

RuPaul's Drag Race

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race" receives

a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics and a gag-worthy
grand prize

of $200,000 served by Cash App.

RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[cheers and applause]

The time has come
to switch that kitty on

- Welcome back
the queens of season 16.

Category is
Grand Finale Eleganza.

[cheers and applause]

She melts in your mouth.

It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- [singing] I want
to see you hustle

Hustle that thing for me

You say you wanna win it

I want to see you sweat

Put your whole kitty in it

- Seeing is believing.

It's Mirage.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] International
queen of queens

Gotta ask who's doing it like me

Should I be bashful about it

No, bitch, please

'Cause in reality,
don't nothing come free

- Your presence is required
for Amanda Tori Meating.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Come on, now sashay,
shantay panther type of vibe

Badder b*tches than you
try but don't survive

- Vrrom-vroom, b*tches.

It's Geneva Karr.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] You say you
want to win it

I want to see you sweat

- It's Brooklyn's baddest bitch.

It's Megami.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] You say you
want to win it

I want to see you sweat

Put your whole kitty in it

You say you want to win it

I wanna see you hustle

- Head for higher ground.

Here comes Xunami Muse.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Bitch, you better
get to stepping

Ain't no free ride to heaven

Tell me your desires

And I'll tell you
how to get what you need

Bitch, you better
get to stepping

- Here to give you life,
it's Plasma.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Badder b*tches
than you tried

Wanna keep up with me

- She's flippin' fabulous.

Give it up for
Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

- [singing] The time has come
to switch the kitty on

I'm the moment

Hold me, watch me

I'll be gone

Can you keep up with me

Girl, get busy

- Good morning,
squirrel friends.

It's Dawn.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] You
say you want to win

I want to see you sweat

Put your whole kitty in it

You say you want to win it

I want to see you hustle

- Are you ready for a sh*t
of Morphine Love Dion?

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] I'm on that sashay,
shantay panther type of vibe

Badder b*tches than you tried

- You can't spell queen
without Q.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] The time has come
to switch the kitty on

Hold me, watch me

I'll be gone

Keep up with me

Girl, get busy

- And now, our top three queens.

She is bananas.

It's Nymphia Wind.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Put your whole
kitty in it

You say you want to win it

I want to see you hustle

- She is ready for takeoff.

It's Plane Jane.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] You say you
want to win it

I want to see you sweat

Put your whole kitty in it

You say you want to win it

I want to see you hustle

You say you want to win it

I want to see you sweat

Put your whole kitty in it

You say you want to win it

- She feels good.

It's Sapphira Cristal.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] You say you
want to win it

The time has come
to switch that kitty on

- Let's hear it for
the queens of season 16.

[cheers and applause]

Who do you want to be
America's Next Drag Superstar?

Are you Team Nymphia, Team
Plane Jane, or Team Sapphira?

Let your voice be heard
using the hashtag DragRace.

- Fierce, baby, fierce.

[upbeat music]

- Here we go.

- Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Now, I want to remind
our viewers about

the ACLU Drag Defense Fund.

Now, throughout the evening,
a QR code just

like the one that
you're watching right now

will pop up on the screen.

The money you give
helps the ACLU protect

our basic human rights.

To kick things off,
Cash App is donating $25,000.

Plus, they've agreed to match
your donations up to $25,000.

So big or small,
we love 'em all.

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen!

[cheers and applause]

- I love it.

Now, on with our show.

Our first finalist has blown
us all away all season long.

And they call the wind Nymphia.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

- Blowing in from the East,

it's your banana Buddha,
Nymphia Wind.

Bananas.

My journey here
has been amazing.

- This sh*t is bananas.

- I stand out as
the gorgeous oddball.

Werk!

- Whee!

- I like dickies.

- Dawn is my...

- No.

- [blowing raspberry]

- Ooh.

- I live for my art.

And I feel like all of my
runways are fashion moments.

It's iconic.

It's me.

- You just have a taste level
that is through the roof.

- My p*ssy is on fire!

- Wow.

- Oh, my gosh.

- It just looks like
an Hermes catalog.

You nailed that.

- On this journey,
I've learned I have

a wide variety of skill sets.

I've never been in
the bottom lip syncing.

He might be the other woman.

[laughter]

I did have my very low point
during Snatch Game,

but I gradually
picked myself back up.

Drag really did help me
build my own self-confidence

and feel like, you know what?

There is something
beautiful there.

- During that podcast,
we fell in love with you.

- I wanted to prove to
the people back home in Taiwan

that you can chase after your
dream, and it will happen.

I am so close to the crown.

I can literally taste it.

I will fight
to the f*cking bitter end.

And I am going to win.

- And now, with the first
of our top-three performances,

Nymphia Wind.

- [singing] Now she is
the queen of wind

Ah, ah

Oh

Heavy stones,
they now feel weightless

Deadly roads lead to salvation

She's looking towards the sun

Out of runway,
nowhere left to run

Now she is the queen of wind

Ah, ah

This time, she'll never descend

Ah, ah

Heading forward

Heading over

She's reborn again

Now she is the queen of wind

Ah, ah

Now she is the queen of wind

Ah, ah

This time, she'll never descend

She's the queen of wind

[cheers and applause]

- Wow.

[laughs]

Well, that was
a breath of fresh air.

Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

- Nymphia, what you gonna do
with all that ass?

[laughter]

You know, you have been amazing
this entire season long.

But tonight was, like,
the epitome of who Nymphia is

as a performer, always
bringing the looks with fashion

meets culture,
and you did that tonight.

The breakaway into
your full pop fantasy,

I was here for every single
minute of it, Nymphia.

I am so proud of all the work
that you have done

that's led you to this
right now.

Good job.

- Thank you, Michelle.

[cheers and applause]

- Nymphia Wind,
you blew me away.

[laughter]

This trajectory that
we're talking about,

it's all happening
at the right time

for you... better and better
and better and better.

You came out tonight for your
runway like a Chiquita banana,

and it was very appealing.

Then your dance number,
it had the dancing.

It had attitude.

It had fashion.

It had a point of view.

And it was really
drag excellence.

- Thank you, Carson.

[cheers and applause]

- Now, Nymphia, you served
some of the most breathtaking

fashion in Drag Race herstory.

Now, when did your obsession
with fashion begin?

- I was always a creative child,

and I just liked
anything pretty.

And drag for me is just
a way to express myself

and say what I want
through fashion.

[cheers and applause]

- Growing up q*eer
can be challenging.

Now knowing what you know now,

what would you say to your
four-year-old self, Leo?

- Hi, Leo.

I have to say, growing up,
you will feel like

you don't belong anywhere
because you've always been

this really weird little child.

And sometimes
you will feel very lonely.

But one day, you will
come across a woman

named Nymphia Wind,
and she is your higher self.

So let her guide you
throughout your life.

And go wherever
the wind wants to take you.

[cheers and applause]

- Now who's here
supporting you tonight?

- My mom
and my best friend, Ariel.

They came from Taiwan.

- Oh, my gosh!

Wow.

Mama Wind, what was Nymphia
like growing up as a child?

- Leo was very shy and
sensitive and not confident.

But after he became
a drag queen,

well, that's
completely different.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- What was it like raising
a drag queen in Taiwan?

- I just trust my children

because I know if you do
the things you like,

you will do it automatically.
- Yes.

- You don't need to push
your children to do.

And then I just stand
behind to support him.

And if he need my help...

As he needed, he asked me.

That's it.

[cheers and applause]

- So, Nymphia, how are you
feeling right now?

- Very emotional to see my...

Just being able
to represent my country

and coming here on this stage
and to see my parents

sit there and my friends.

- We love you!

[cheers and applause]

- OK, Nymphia,
one final question.

What would it mean to you
to be crowned

America's Next Drag Superstar?

- It would mean a lot
to be the first East Asian

queen to win the crown
and to be able

to represent my country.

So being here on
the main stage, it means a lot.

[cheers and applause]

- Nymphia, the world has
gone bananas for you,

and so have I.

Give it up for Nymphia Wind.

[cheers and applause]

- Love you!

- [singing] A, A, A, A, A

ASMR lover, that is what you are

- If you're Team Nymphia,
sound off using #DragRace.

- [singing] Oh,
you don't think so

Just ask your man

Pretty, pretty,
pretty, pretty, g*ng, g*ng

Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Our next finalist
is a busty bombshell

who knows where to find
the boys and the burgers.

It's Plane Jane.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

- I'm Plane Jane, and I'm
the authentically Russian

clown hooker from Boston.

Agreed. I look the best.

- Oh.

- I came in to this
competition confident

with my beauty and my
polish and my clownery.

- We don't have
a liquor license.

Shh.

We know Dax.

My name is Lady Cox
[indistinct].

Both: Doctor.

- You are very ugly man.

I would never.

I've shown nothing
short of drag excellence

my entire time here.

- Really, really love your look.

Those are the tricks that make
a great queen a great queen.

- I have four wins.

It feels correct.

Talk to the scoreboard, baby.

Throughout this process,
I've realized that there's

a tact to being bitchy.

I've learned throughout this
competition to lower my guard.

I'm really happy that I've
truly made a sisterhood here.

I gift this immunity potion
to Nymphia Wind.

I've bared my soul.

I've shown my ass.

As big of a bond as I've made
with all my sisters here,

I'm ready to cut them down.

I truly believe
with all my heart

that I am America's
Next Drag Superstar.

And I'm ready to take that crown

and nuzzle it right between
my big, juicy breasts.

- And now let's slip into
something more comfortable

with Plane Jane.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Bodysuit tonight

Bodysuit

B-bodysuit

Body

Body, bodysuit

Bodysuit

Slip right in,
and I'm feeling cute

All these boys in hot pursuit

Call me Gwyneth
'cause I got 'em gooped

Body, ooh, bodysuit

Dress it up, dress it up

They love you

And if there is something
that I need to do

I'm gonna do that
in my bodysuit, mwah

Bodysuit tonight

Bodysuit, b-bodysuit

Bodysuit tonight

Bodysuit, b-bodysuit

All you b*tches want
to look like me

Little miss thing,
you will not succeed

I don't care if it's 500 degrees

Committed to the bodysuit

Yes, indeed

All of your men start
to look real dumb

Bodysuit, got 'em under my thumb

They want to peel it off
and get me nude

But there's another bodysuit

Don't need to ask me
what I'm going to wear

Any occasion, baby, I don't care

A funeral, wedding,
or court affair

I'm gonna show up,
show up for it anywhere

Mwah, bodysuit

Bodysuit, b-b-b-b-bodysuit

All that ass in a bodysuit

B-b-b-b-b-bodysuit

Bodysuit, bodysuit

B-b-b-b-bodysuit

All that ass in a bodysuit

B-b-b-b-bodysuit

Don't care what I have to do

I'm gonna do that
in my bodysuit, mwah

[cheers and applause]

All right, start relying
on that bodysuit.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

- Plane, I can't help
but to think that song was

directed perfectly toward me.

[laughter]

The one thing I would have
changed in this number

is if there were, like,
three or four bodysuits,

it would have been even funnier.

But the whole concept
of it was so funny, so you,

and so fun to watch.

- Thank you.

- You know, there is something
so extraordinary about you,

but I just can't put my burger
finger on what it is exactly.

The song was all that ass
in a bodysuit.

Honey, I don't know how you fit
all that talent in a bodysuit.

- Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

- Lovely.

Now, Plane Jane,
I hear you just graduated

with a degree in marketing.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- Let's put that degree
to work right now.

- Uh-oh.

- Pitch me the Plane Jane
marketing campaign

for the crown, darling.

- Oh, gosh.

I'm glad I got
my degree for this.

- My campaign
for the crown would have to be

all this body, Mama Ru.

- Yes.

- Take a look.

You likey?

Ooh.

- So knowing what you know now,

what words of wisdom do you have

for four-year-old little Andy?

- Oh, my gosh.

- Aw.

Look at little Andy.

- Malen'kiy Andy,

you're gonna be a drag queen
when you grow up!

[laughter]

And never, ever, ever wish

that you could be anybody
but yourself.

I'm standing on the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

with Mama Ru herself,
feeling more empowered

and beautiful than
I ever have in my entire life.

So you're gonna get there, baby.

Be yourself.

[cheers and applause]

- Now, a new member of your
drag family sent a message.

Take a look.

- Oh, gosh.

- Hi, it's Nick, AKA Lazi Susan,

and on behalf of all of us
kicker dancers,

we want to give a special
shout out to all the queens

for making the season so epic.

And I want to give
a special shout out

to my drag mother, Plane Jane.

Thanks for everything,
and come see us

in person at
RuPaul's Drag Race Live

at Flamingo Las Vegas.

- Hi, Mama Ru!

All: Hey, Mama Ru!

- Hi!

Oh, my goodness, Lazi Susan.

You turned that bitch out.

- Yes.

- That is my sister.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- So, Plane, who's here
supporting you tonight?

- My beautiful mom
and my best friend, Big Atlas,

in full regalia.

- Gorgeous.

Now, Mama Jane,
you're a scientist,

and your child is a drag queen.

What do you two have in common?

- I don't think
this is too far apart.

Just kidding.

- No, no, no, no, you're right.

There's a lot of science
going on there.

- That's right,
for sure, for sure.

Both of us are hard workers.

Both of us are perfectionists.

I also think that
we are a little bit alike.

But maybe I'm flattering myself.

I don't know.

She is so beautiful.

- Now, do you have
any advice for parents

who are raising a little
Plane Jane of their own?

- Don't try to tell them
what you want them to do,

imposing your dreams on them.

Just let them be themselves.

Let them be free.

Let them express themselves
and love them and support them.

That's all you can do, just
love them and support them.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you, Mama Jane.

Thank you so much.

Now, Plane Jane,
what would it mean to you

to be crowned America's
Next Drag Superstar?

- It would mean that
the most beautiful,

the most curvaceous,
the most correct person

and queen would win.

- Well, in all seriousness,
I think it would mean

it doesn't matter really
what cultural background

you come from or whether
both of your parents

are very serious,
you know, scientists.

If you have the drive
and the passion

to serve puss

and, you know, just be
gorgeous and stunning,

you too can be America's
Next Drag Superstar like me.

[cheers and applause]

- All right, one final question.

How do you say "good luck
and don't f*ck it up"

in Russian?

- [speaking Russian]

- Right.

Plane Jane, you are
the total package...

Beauty, brains,
and bat-sh*t crazy.

Let's hear it for Plane Jane.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Jane, Jane,
Miss Jane if you're nasty

- If you're Team Plane Jane,
sound off using #DragRace.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back
to the grand finale

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Up next,
she's serving James Brown,

Bobby Brown,
Millie Bobby Brown...

All the Browns.

It's Sapphira Cristal.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

- Girl, what the f*ck?

- I think this place is haunted.

I'm Sapphira Cristal, and I'm
Philadelphia's crown jewel.

Hot sexy thing

Thank you

I waited 11 years to get here,
and I feel like this is right.

I was so filled with joy.

And honestly,
that joy has never left me.

Drag U

I have shown great drag.

Not good drag, but phenomenal.

- It's that wink-wink nod-nod
that we love about drag.

- It's f*cking everything.

- Thank you.

This journey, I learned
to trust myself.

I learned to love
myself even more.

- My favorite thing,
though, is that you

are m*therf*cking slewfoot.

Come on, slewfoot.

- I accept me when I'm happy.

I accept me when I'm sad,
but I always accept me.

Write down all your worries,
throw it behind you.

I feel like
the mother role that I

have taken on my entire
life, I've come back here.

Give me a hug.

I have been on my
A-game the entire time.

Even in the times that
I didn't do as great,

I was still stunting
on that runway.

I am America's Next
Drag Superstar.

I've worked hard for it.

I earned this.

I am ready to take that crown
and not only win $200,000,

but show the world that
I am 100% that bitch.

[cheers and applause]

- And now, here to get
your heart pumping,

it's Sapphira Cristal.

[dramatic music]

- [singing] I found the remedy

When I learned to

Love me

[cheers and applause]

Come on!

I had the look

But that didn't do it, no

I had the voice

But that didn't do it, no

I had the slewfoot

But that didn't do it

Nothing I did would fill me up

But then I danced into my own

Accepted myself

Damn, look how I've grown

I found the remedy

When I learned to love me, yeah

Turned on that inner peace

Now my heart ain't empty

Get up, don't wait,
do it right now

'Cause this is waiting for you

Wake up and look in the mirror

And tell yourself,
I love you, boo

I found the remedy when
I learned to love me, yeah

Oh, yeah

Come on, slewfoot

[cheers and applause]

- Yes, mama.

Sapphira has found the remedy.

Let's hear from our judges.

- This was some next-level
Beyoncé sh*t, honey.

Baby, when I tell you
you were dangerously in love

and then got down there and
was uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh-oh.

- As we're sitting here, I just
thought of the name Slewphirra.

So...

Michelle, Michelle,
you are not right.

You are not right.

- You are welcome.

Number two, the dancing biscuits

came out tonight, girl.

- Yes!

- From the look to the opera
beginning, like,

all of it is so you.

Sapphira, I'm so excited by you.

And you should be
so damn proud of yourself.

[cheers and applause]

- Now given the current
political climate,

what does the world need
to know about drag queens?

- The world needs
to know that drag queens

are just here to spread
love and to entertain.

And if you are afraid of drag,
then you are afraid of freedom.

[cheers and applause]

- Sapphira, what words of wisdom

do you have to share with your
four-year-old self, O'Neal?

- Aw.

- Goodness.

- You are full of love,

and it's something that
you need to never lose.

The evil that's
gonna come to you,

it's really just gonna be there
to teach you a lesson.

And you have parents
who love you,

who are going to instill
things in you

to make you always believe
that you are a star.

[cheers and applause]

- Sapphira, who's here
supporting you tonight?

- Tonight,
I have my best friend,

Eric Jaffe, and my mommy!

- Hi, my baby.

- Mama Cristal, tell me about
the first time you found out

that Sapphira was doing drag.

- Oh.

[laughter]

I had a formal that
my baby picked for me.

It was one of the first
things he brought me

that wasn't hoochie.
- Uh-huh.

- And the first time I found
out my baby was doing drag

was I opened up the closet,
and it smells

kind of rank for no reason.

- Because Sapphira
had been wearing it.

- Mm-hmm.

- And didn't take it
to the dry cleaners.

[laughter]

Left my dress
in the closet funky.

[laughter]

- All right, Sapphira,
one final question.

What would it mean to become
America's Next Drag Superstar?

- It would mean that all
the trials and tribulations,

everything was worth it.

And I can take all
of my experiences

and share love with everyone
on a different level

that I haven't been able to.

I'd be able to make changes in
the world with this platform.

I'd be able to just be more me,
and I'm fabulous.

- You certainly are.

Sapphira, thank you for putting
your best slewfoot forward.

Give it up for Sapphira Cristal.

[cheers and applause]

'Cause you're a star, baby

- If you're Team Sapphira,
sound off using #DragRace.

- [singing] Forever and ever

Forever

Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Tonight, "Drag Race" celebrates
the wicked and wonderful

woman behind Elvira,
Mistress of the Dark,

Cassandra Peterson.

[cheers and applause]

Do you know you're one
of my favorite judges ever?

- No, but if you hum a few
bars, I can fake it.

Like all pop culture icons,
Cassandra was born

in Manhattan, Kansas,
a tiny farm town.

As a young girl,
she was in an accident

that left her badly b*rned.

Cassandra's scars made
her feel like an outcast.

She found comfort in
monsters like Frankenstein

and became obsessed
with horror films.

- Ah!

- By 14, the blossoming
entertainer was

working as a go-go dancer
at a gay club

called The Purple Cow.

Cassandra credits
the drag queens at the club

with teaching her how
to walk, how to dress,

and how to do, well,
just about everything.

By age 17, she was
a Las Vegas showgirl,

performing in the wildly
popular revue Vive Les Girls.

On a fateful date
with Elvis Presley,

he convinced Cassandra
to pursue a singing career,

and she did, touring
Europe as the lead singer

of the band E-Latins 80.

Cassandra even landed a small
role in the James Bond

film "Diamonds Are Forever."

But still, she struggled
to find meaningful work.

Her luck started to turn
around when she joined

the world-famous
Groundlings, working

alongside soon-to-be
comedy legend Paul Reubens.

Then an audition
to be the hostess

of a late-night
horror movie show

would change her life forever.

Tapping into her drag roots,
she donned a black bouffant

wig, blood red lips,
and a form-fitting gown

with a plunging neckline.

Elvira, Mistress
of the Dark, was born.

Her sharp wit,
risqué double entendres,

and valley girl attitude
made her a breakout star.

Cassandra co-wrote
and starred in the film

"Elvira, Mistress
of the Dark," which

became an instant
camp classic and one

of my all-time favorites.

- Elvira!

- Not only has Elvira
been a three-time judge,

she is quoted on "Drag Race"
more times than I can count.

- I wasn't just
a great set of boobs.

I'm also an incredible
set of legs.

How's your head?

- She hasn't had
any complaints yet.

- Bob, how's your head?

- No complaints.

- Miss Fame, how's your head?

- Fine.

An artist and entrepreneur,

Cassandra turned Elvira
into a global brand

and the undisputed queen
of Halloween.

As a true inspiration to
the world of drag and beyond,

"RuPaul's Drag Race" is
proud to present

the Giving Us Lifetime
Achievement Award

to a great lady,

Cassandra Peterson.

[cheers and applause]

Please welcome
Cassandra Peterson.

- [singing] Welcome
to the jungle

She's so wild, so animal

She's gonna work that sexy body

So sexual

She's like a female phenomenon

Mwah, mwah!

Look what you have here.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you, Ru.

- Now, Cassandra,
I have to ask, how's your head?

- Well, I haven't had
any complaints yet.

[laughter]

- So now what advice
would you give

to young people who are trying
to make it in Hollywood?

- Take Fountain.

- Oh. OK.

- Oh, no, no, really.

No, really.

But seriously, when I was 30...

I don't know if you
know this... but people

told me I was over the hill.

And you know where
those people are now?

- No, where?

- Dead.

[laughter]

So my advice is take your time,
be true to yourself,

and try to show as much skin
as possible, OK?

- Yeah, that's...
That's what I always say.

It's great advice.

Give it up
for Cassandra Peterson.

[cheers and applause]

And now, on with our
battle for the crown.

All hail our top-three queens.

Bring back my girls

Bring back my girls

Bring back my girls

Bring back my

Bring back my girls

Each of you has won the hearts
of fans around the world.

But the time has come
when three must become two.

The top two queens moving
forward to the final lip sync

for the crown are...

[dramatic music]

Sapphira Cristal...

[cheers and applause]

Nymphia Wind.

[cheers and applause]

Condragulations,
you are both moving forward

to the final lip sync
for the crown.

Now, go get yourselves ready.

[cheers and applause]

- I love you.

I love you, baby.

- Plane Jane,
I'm sorry, my dear,

but this is not your time.

But for delivering drag
excellence all season long,

we're giving you a tip
of $25,000 served by Cash App.

- Oh, my God.

OK.

- On behalf of the fans and
from the bottom of my heart,

thank you for an epic season.

Do you have anything to say?

- Well, I'm a little unprepared.

I thought I was
gonna be moving on.

[laughter]

I guess all I have to say,
Mama Ru,

is love yourself, feed yourself,

and smell my greasy,
stinky burger finger!

- Give it up for Plane Jane.

- Thank you, mama.

Oh, thank you.

Both: Mwah, mwah.
- I love you.

[cheers and applause]

- Mother, mother.

- Oh, and she smells good?

[indistinct chatter]

- Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Nowadays you hear
a lot about party poopers

trying to ban books
and take away our rights.

But tonight, we want to focus
on parental figures, mentors,

and drag mothers
who lead with love

as they support
and celebrate their q*eer kids.

[cheers and applause]

[soft music]

- It's very important to not
go through this life alone.

- Whether it's your biological
family or, you know,

your chosen family,
it's important to have people

who see you for who you are
and love you

for who you are unconditionally.

- My mom is my number-one fan.

She is my favorite person
in this whole entire world.

- My drag mother
keeps me on my feet.

And when I'm down,
she picks me up.

- My mom left her country,
Mexico,

to come to the United States.

And she really went
through a lot for us

to have everything we needed.

- I am always very open about
my mental health struggles.

And from the jump, my mom has
always been at the forefront

of helping me through that.

- My mom is very important
to me because she's smart,

she's gorgeous.

You know, that's where I get
all my good genetics from.

- She's not just my mom.
She's like my best friend.

- My drag mom's, like, the
first person to ever paint me.

She set up my first booking.

- My drag mother,
Athena Dion, helped me

grow as an entertainer
and as a human being.

- My mother raised me.

My mom did everything
to give me what I have today.

- When I've been having
a really tough time,

I want to talk to my mom.

- She's taught me a lot
about how to lead

with kindness and encouragement.

- My mother has always
loved me for me.

- There wouldn't be a Megami
without Momgami.

- Your typical Asian parent
wouldn't necessarily

accept their children
for being different.

So my mom said f*ck that,
I'm just gonna let my child

be whatever they want to be.

- There are very
few parents who are

willing to do the work
when they don't get it,

but try to grab an understanding

and love on your babies
for who they are.

Just watching my mom grow
over the last two years

has greatly affected
how I raise my own children.

- Thanks for everything, Mom.

- Thanks, Mom.
I love you.

- I love you, Mom.

- Shout out to you, Momgami.

- Mom, thank you. Te amo.

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo!

- She's back for one
final victory lap.

Give it up for America's
reigning Drag Superstar,

Sasha Colby.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

- Is that Sasha Colby?

- Period.

They say God is a woman.

And I am.

- Aloha, gorgeous.

- Ooh.

- Yes.

- Fierce!

- So this is your
go-to silhouette.

What was your second choice?

- Pasties?

- [singing] G-O-D-D-E-S-S

- America's Next Drag Superstar
is Sasha Colby.

- [singing] That
bitch is a goddess

Look at her face
and look at her bodice

This goes to every trans person
past, present, and future

because we are not
going anywhere.

[cheers and applause]

- Give it up for Sasha Colby.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] Just the other day,
I heard a ho say

Matter of fact,
what could a ho say

With a face like this
and a bitch this paid

What could a ho say

The bag so expensive,
my p*ssy came with it

Body so nice,
they be saying, who did it

But everything natural,
actual, factual

Prissy in the streets

But I... like a animal

All you hoes know
who the f*ck I am

From your boyfriend
down to my Instagram

To all these busted-ass
hoes that you kiki with

I bet you jaw drop if
you ever see me, bitch

I'm her

Her, her, her,
her, her, her, her

She, she, she,
she, she, she, she

Take a peek

It's me, me, me, me, me

It's her, her,
her, her, her, her

Bitch, you do you

And whatever that is,
I'm gonna do it better

Hoes must have
just seen me in it

Playing catch up

b*tches looking like you
is playing dress up

Would I ever spin
the block on this, never

I don't even wear a outfit twice

They dumb

Any bitch got a problem,
probably never met them

Tell a hater kiss both cheeks

Ciao, bella

But I'm used to the chatter

Because I'm her, her,
her, her, her, her, her

She, she, she, she, she, she

Take a peek

It's me, me, me, me, me

Take a glance

It's her, her,
her, her, her, her

Because I'm
the most sickening ho

So sick of me, no matter
what they do or say

It ain't no getting rid of me

I come in every room

And draw attention
like a centerpiece

Stepping forward long time,
moving like a centerpiece

The hate campaign
ain't working at all

I ain't Jack or Jill, bitch

I ain't gonna fall

I'm her, her, her,
her, her, her, her

She, she, she, she, she, she

Take a peek

It's me, me, me, me

Take a glance

It's her, her,
her, her, her, her

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] They wanna see ya

- Support queens
across the country.

Scan the QR code to donate to
the ACLU Drag Defense Fund.

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Back for more, the one,
the only Sasha Colby.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] G-O-D-D-E-S-S

That bitch is a goddess

G-O-D-D-E-S-S

That bitch is a goddess

G-O-D-D-E-S-S

That bitch is a goddess

She's not trying to impress

She's just being honest

G-O-D-D-E-S-S

That bitch is a goddess

[cheers and applause]

- Wow.

Sasha, this year has
been a whirlwind.

Tell us about your meet
and greet with Kamala Harris.

- Well, I was so privileged
to be invited

by GLAAD for a lovely
Pride event

at the vice president's
residence.

And I got to meet so many
of our q*eer representatives

all over the country,
which aren't a lot,

and all of our allies that are
representing us in government,

which aren't a lot.

So please go vote and make sure
your voice is heard.

[cheers and applause]

- Are you thinking of throwing
your crown into the ring?

- Oh, not enough glitter, babe.

- Now I understand
you were honored

by the Council for Native
Hawaiian Achievement.

- Yes, I got presented
with the Trailblazer Award

this year for bringing the Mahu
and Kanaka Maoli to life

here on a global stage,
thanks to you.

- Wow.

Now, Sasha, I have
a personal question to ask.

Do you have anything to plug?

- Where's Bruno?

[laughter]

I have some great things
coming up.

I have a one-woman show.

I also have music coming out

and your very own
Sasha Colby ponytail hair line.

- Ooh, I love it.

- So everyone can be a goddess.

- It's fantastic.

Give it up for Sasha Colby.

- [singing] G-O-D-D-E-S-S

[cheers and applause]

That bitch is a goddess

- Now, this is an election year,

and I have one thing to say.

You better vote.

[cheers and applause]

You, you got the right

Stand up for yourself

We've just begun to fight

Ain't no way
we're going back in time

Forward to the future,
baby, yours and mine

I am American,
American, American

I am American, American

Red, white, and blue

I am American, American,
just like you, too

- Back for one more strut,
the powerful drag Americans

of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Season 16.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] You're not ready
for my power

I've got the power

And I know how to use it

I got the power

And I know I ain't gonna lose it

I got the power

Now watch me flex

I got the power, bitch

What did you expect

Come on

I got the power

And I know how to use it

I got the power

And I know I ain't gonna lose it

I got the power

Now watch it flex

I've got the power, bitch

What did you expect

Come on

You're not ready for my power

You're not ready for my power

I got the power

[cheers and applause]

- Now please welcome
the reigning Miss Congeniality,

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- [singing] I am American,
American, American

I am American, American

Red, white, and blue

I am American,
American, American

I am American, American,
American

- Yes!

[cheers and applause]

- Hello, everybody.

With my congenial era
coming to an end,

I am thrilled to announce
this year's winner.

Long may she spread kindness.

The winner of Miss Congeniality
will receive $10,000

presented by Olay Body.

[cheers and applause]

The queens have voted,

and for the first time

in Drag Race herstory,

it's a tie.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God.

- No way!

- The first winner is...

Xunami Muse.

- [singing] A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

- Condragulations.

What do you have to say?

- You know what?

I may not have won the crown,
but I won the crowd, OK?

[cheers and applause]

Oh, thank you.

- And the second winner is...

Sapphira Cristal.

[cheers and applause]

Condragulations.

- Whoo!

Thank you.

- What do you have to say?

- Mm.

It pays to be nice.

[cheers and applause]

- Condragulations, ladies.

You've each won $10,000.

But wait, there's more.

Olay Body would
also like to offer

all the other queens $2,000 each

for slaying all season.

Condragulations, queens.

Now together,
prance, queens, prance.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- [singing] Giddy up, giddy up

Giddy up, giddy up

Who is she, who is she

Who is she

[cheers and applause]

Welcome back to the grand
finale of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.

I present to you Nymphia Wind
and Sapphira Cristal.

[cheers and applause]

This is the beginning,
the beginning

This is the beginning
of the rest of your life

Queens, this is your moment.

After all your hard work,
it all comes down to this.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight, you were asked

to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Padam Padam"

by Kylie Minogue.

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me
and prove to the world

that you are America's
Next Drag Superstar.

The time has come for you
to lip sync

for the crown!

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

[Kylie Minogue's "Padam Padam"]

- [singing] You
look like fun to me

You look a little
like somebody I know

And I can tell you how this ends

I'll be in your head all weekend

Shivers and butterflies

I get the shivers
when I look into your eyes

And I can tell
that you're all in

'Cause I can hear
your heart b*ating

Padam, padam

Padam, padam

I hear it, and I know

Padam, padam

I know you want to take me home

Padam

And get to know me close

Padam, padam

When your heart goes

Padam

This place is crowdin' up

I think it's time for you
to take me out this club

And we don't need
to use our words

I want to see what's
underneath that T-shirt

Shivers and cold champagne

I get the shivers
every time you say my name

And I can tell
that you're all in

'Cause I can hear
your heart beatin'

'Cause I can hear

Padam, padam

I hear it and I know

Padam, padam

I know you want to take me home

Padam

And get to know me close

Padam, padam

When your heart goes

Padam, padam

I hear it and I know

Padam, padam

I know you want to take me home

Padam

And take off all my clothes

Padam, padam

When your heart goes

Padam

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my gosh.

- Wow.

[cheers and applause]

- In addition to the title of
America's Next Drag Superstar,

the winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

will receive a crown and scepter

provided by Fierce Drag Jewels,

a year supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics,

and a grand prize of $200,000
served by Cash App.

That's money, honey.

[laughter]

Oh, and one more thing.

This season's runner-up will
receive a tip of $25,000,

also served by Cash App.

- Wow.

[cheers and applause]

Now, the time has come
to crown our queen.

[dramatic music]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race,"

America's Next
Drag Superstar is...

Nymphia Wind.

[cheers and applause]

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

Nymphia, is there anything
you'd like to say?

- To those who feel
like they don't belong,

just remember to live
fearlessly and have

courage to live your truth.

And, Taiwan, this is for you!

[cheers and applause]

- Now prance, my queen, prance.

[cheers and applause]

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

All: Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

I'm a winner

I'm a winner, baby

- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Love

Can you feel the love
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