08x09 - Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something

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08x09 - Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something

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Phil, voice-over: Previously on "The Amazing Race"...

four families set out from Lake Powell, Arizona.

We've got campers!

Phil, voice-over: With new trailers in tow, they raced

to Monument Valley, Utah.

Woman: Utah, here we come.

Phil, voice-over: Teams took a ride to a tower of rock.

Hey! Ha ha ha!

Phil, voice-over: And then they rappelled down a canyon.

Oh, my God. Holy crud.

Phil, voice-over: Teams encountered a grizzly bear.

That is so cool!

Boy. Oh, my...

[Grunts]

Phil, voice-over: The Linzes targeted the Weavers...

Rolly: Did you see what they did? They...

She's so pissed. Ha ha!

The wicked witch of the East and her three little monkeys.

Someone's going to come and drop a house on her head.

[Linzes laughing]

Alex: Just stay in front now.

Phil, voice-over: and yielded them at the roadblock.

All right. Don't blink.

Phil, voice-over: Then after a wild splashdown...

Whoo!

arrived at the mat in first place.

You're team number one.

Phil, voice-over: The Weavers came in last

but were not eliminated.

This is a non-elimination leg, and you're still in the race.

Now, four families remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

Phil: This is Salt Lake City, Utah,

founded in on the shores

of the great salt lake,

the largest inland salt sea in the Western hemisphere.

At an elevation of , feet, this city is the capital of Utah

and was the ninth pit stop in "The Amazing Race."

Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

The Weaver family arrived last at the pit stop

but were not eliminated because this was the third in several

predetermined non-elimination legs.

However, they were stripped of all cash

and will not receive any money at the start of the next leg.

Now that the Linz family has finally claimed the top spot,

will they be able to maintain their momentum

for the rest of the race?

The Linz family, who were first to arrive at : P.M.--

[cheering]

will depart at : A.M.

"Drive to Park City High School and find your next clue."

Let's do it.

I know exactly-- we passed that on the way.

No running?

Megan, you can run. Jog.

There is a lot of testosterone,

but having my three brothers with me on this race is an advantage

because I can also be spoiled.

Watch out, Nick. She's going to sit in the car.

I would rather be outside if she's going to throw up.

She's not going to throw up. She's got cramps.

Megan: I love being the only female

in this group.

Megan's been a tough cookie the whole race

hanging in there with the boys pretty darn good.

She's probably getting sick of us, I think, is what the problem is.

Three teams have $.

Come on, Wally!

Yeah, it's right here.

Beth: There's a little bit of tension between the Linzes

and the Godlewskis and the Weavers.

Wally: It's probably to our advantage for them to be having conflicts

because it takes their energy and focus.

We all do a good job of staying on task

and not letting what other teams are doing get to us.

Right there.

Yes.

"Drive to Park City High School and find your next clue."

All right. Let's go.

Go, go, go.

Going into the race, I thought

maybe we would all get along better.

Here is Park City. Where do we have to get back to?

Park City we have to go to!

I'm sorry.

I just don't think it's polite for even my sisters to,

like, diss on me and just give me a hard time.

Ok. Yes.

Sorry.

I just kind of back down, and it upsets me.

Okey-dokey, girls.

Park City High School.

The clue box right there, Nick.Park right here.

"Work as a team.

Help inflate a hot air balloon."

Phil: Teams must now help a crew to inflate

a hot air balloon, then get on board

for a scenic ride over the Utah countryside.

Upon landing, teams will receive their next clue.

Starting at A.M., shuttles to the balloon site will leave

every minutes with one team per shuttle.

Where do we go? Here.

You guys can sleep in our trailer if you want.

Yeah, we can sleep in our trailer, Meg.

All right.

Wow.

Now I lay me down to sleep.

I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Ho ho! God.

If I die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Ha ha ha!

Park City High School.

Right up here, Beth.

Good job, direction folk.

The clue box is right there.

Ready, guys?

Oh, take a number.

"Work as a team to help your pilot inflate your balloon."

That is awesome, you guys, a hot air balloon.

That is gonna be so cool.

Just keeps getting better and better.

Let's get in the trailer. Sleepy time.

There we go.

That's it.

Ok. I see two campers.

Park right next to them.Yeah.

Get out, get out.

You read it, Trish.

"Working as a team, help inflate a hot air balloon."

Let's go night-night.

$ because they're really great.

One team has zero.

I wonder who that is.

Mom, can you lead the pack a little faster, please?

Can we figure out how to get back to Park City?

Being yielded twice, it was just a very low moment,

and we have never really been treated like this.

This is hard, at night without a map,

not knowing where we're going.

We knew it would be down and dirty.

I mean, we've overcome a lot of stuff,

and it's not going to hold us back.

Let me ask these people.

Do you know where Park City High School is?

The first exit for Park City...will be about two miles.

Thank you very much.

I love people like that. [horn honks]

[alarm clock beeping]

It's :. Let's do it.

Better.

My stomach was bothering me, so I got some Pepto-Bismol

and got some sleep, so I feel a lot better.

What is it--Park City High School? Yeah.

Look, there's a whole bunch of cars parked there.

Yes!

[all cheering]

[honks horn]No, you didn't.

No, you didn't!

[all cheering]

Look at Florida. Whoo!

Where is the clue box?

Right here.

Good job. Rolly, you always find it.

"Take a number for shuttle order.

Starting at A.M., it leaves every minutes."

Yes!

Come on. We might be back in it, you guys.

[yawns] I'm so refreshed!

It's great to get a good night's sleep.

We got to sleep in a bed!

Yes!

They are freaks.Cheers.

Are you sorry you wasted your yield?

You will be!

What is her problem?

What a psycho.

Thanks for wasting your yields.

Yes!

No problem, dude.

We thought you guys were right behind us, man.

Are you sorry? No.

Even if we don't win, we got to say what we wanted to say.

All right. Let's go, you guys.

Good deal. Bye, guys.

See you in the air.

The Weavers, that was a weird entrance.

[southern accent] Different people from a different land--

not like us Midwesterners.

She doesn't act like a mom.

Nobody likes to be yielded. Nobody likes to be yielded in life.

The Weavers are coming after us.

Uh-oh.

♪ We're still here

Let's go. Come on.

Trouble getting in?

Oh, thank you.

Let's do it.

Ok, you guys, let's get over here.

We're ready. Whoo-hoo!

Start her up.

You got that, dude?

Let's go.

Just keep pulling.

These are the balloons?

Wow, these are big.

Ready.Watch your step.

Push! We are pushing.

One, two, three, four.

Come on, girls.

There is only one hot air balloon to go, and that would be ours.

That's the team we've got to b*at--those snotty little ladies.

They're bottle blondes and implants.

Go, go, go, go!

Like this?

And pull it.Ok, I got you.

That is crazy.

Ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Yeah!

This is going to be crazy.

Oh, yeah!

How do you like them apples?

I love Bone. He kills me.

Can we hop in?

This is going to be scary.

Holy cow.

You guys want to climb in?Ok.

Oh, gosh.

Here we go.

Whoo!We have liftoff.

Scary.

Come on, Roll. Come on, Ra.

Whoo-hoo! Bye!

Bye!

Wow. They're rising fast.

Whoo-hoo!

There's the Bransen ladies...and their dad.

They're coming right by us.

Ramming speed.

Ramming speed.

Whoa! God.

Very, very close.

That's really close.

[cackling]

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

That's a little scary.

We're buzzing the tower.

That makes me nervous.

Wow.

I'm not really wild about heights,

yet we did a hot air balloon.

"The Amazing Race" has cured me.

I had a dream that I fell through one of these, too, before

so I'm freaked out.

I want to know who made this little wicker seat thing.

I'm not nervous.

Now we're heading back down, and the race goes on.

Nice. All right.

Ha ha ha!

Here is your next clue.

Thank you. Let's go, let's go.

We'll read it in the car.

"Drive yourselves to Heber Valley Railway."

Phil: Teams must now travel miles to Heber city, Utah,

and find Heber Valley Railway.

They'll need to search the grounds for their next clue.

A little railway.

Are we landing now?

We're going to go right here.

Whoo-hoo!

Nice. Good job.

Here is your next clue.

Thank you. Thank you.

Bransens have landed.Eee!

"Drive yourself to Heber Valley Railway."

All right.Let's go.

This is our shuttle.

Let's go.

Heber Valley Railroad.

Back to ? Yeah.

Not a bad thing to wake up to and go do.

Oh, here comes our truck.

Perfect.

You got rocks right here. You got rocks here.

Oh, my God, we are going on the rocks.

We are going to be on the rocks.

Ooh!Crash landing.

"Drive yourself to the Heber Valley Railroad."

Let's go. Come on!

Ooh, I don't like looking down.

Where are we going? Why are they going that way?

I don't know.

That would be really freaky.

[all gasping]Oh, my God.

We're on a mountain.

[laughter]

I don't like this.I don't--

All: Aah!

Oh, my God.

I need to give you your next clue.

Rolly, don't-- hold on!

[all shrieking]

Oh, my gosh.

We crashed.

Give us our clue. Give us our clue.

Ok.Can we get out?

[laughter]

Stop! Don't pull me too fast.

Aah! I'll hold you.

Aah!

"Drive yourself to Heber Valley Railway."

It's a bit exciting.

The crash landing was wonderful.

It was fun.

"Historical railroad, Heber Valley Railroad."

Come on.[train horn]

Detour.Spike it or steam it.

A detour is a choice between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this detour, teams have to choose

between spike it or steam it.

In spike it, teams use old-time materials and tools

to complete a -foot section of railway track.

The task requires precision work,

but teams with an eye for detail could finish quickly.

In steam it, teams use buckets to fill this tender

of an old-time steam locomotive

with nearly pounds of coal.

The task requires no precision work

but running hundreds of pounds of coal back and forth

could take a long time.

In both tasks,

teams will need to have a railway engineer

approve their work before receiving their next clue.

Spike it. Spike it.

No problem, baby!

Nick, let's do this. Those things are probably heavy.

Nick.

One, two, three. Up.

Here is the railroad.

Oh, I see the clue box. It's right here.

Detour.

"Spike it--using precision, complete a -foot section

of railroad track."

I say we spike it.Let's do that. Spike it.

Lift all the way up. Lift up, lift up, lift up.

Wait a minute. This has to slide in.

This way.

Hold up. Use this thing on the end.

Cool.

Damn. I'm smart.

It's like this.

You look at this example and then we do it here?

Yeah. Hold on.

We're all going to have to lift together.

Lift it up and line it up.

[all grunting]

Is there anything I can do?

I'll leave the manhandling to the boys.

Ha ha! Go to work, boys.

[laughs]

It looks like a rail car right there.

There is the clue box!

"Spike it or steam it."

We're going to have to do precision.

Ok, we're going to spike it.

Ok, go here.

Is it lined up to go in?

Nice. Another good one.

Pick up the rail.

Oh, my God.

Chrissy, Chrissy, just pick up the rail.

All right, guys. , .

Nice. That was nice.

Tighten the bolts. You guys can do it.

Whale on it. Nice, nice.

Get back there, and then they will help to straighten it.

Wait. Go.

At least a little bit.

I just thought--Oh, come on!

Move. Get out of my way!

Sharon!

Jeez, Chris! You're not helping. Ok, well--

Well, don't talk to me like I'm an animal or something.

Railroad.Is that it?

Everyone's here.

"Spike it or steam it."

Transport your coal to steam.

Carry in the buckets to the top."

We can maybe do that.

Come on, you guys.

Let's just pray and do it.

We can do this. We can do this.

This is it?

Let's go, guys.

Don't spill it.

We can do this.

Go, go, go!

Good job, Dad.

So you want the big spike facing in like this, right, Dad?

Sorry. Sorry.

Are you ok?

What happened? What happened?

Sorry, Linds.

Sorry, Linds.

Yeah, keep going.

You can sit down. Sit down if you need to.

We'll get this done.

♪ We've been working on the railroad ♪

Ok, I think I got that one in.

I never make contact.

I suck.

I suck at hammering.

When Walter can take over and do his thing,

we all kind of step back.

There is no way Lindsay, Lauren,

and I could whip that big sledgehammer thing

and be hitting the nails accurately.

Walter: This is my chance to shine

as opposed to dragging them down like I do most legs.

All right, all right.

Oh, that's how you do it. Ha ha!

I did the bolts.

Good job, guys.

Good job... Keep it going.

Do one more.

We got that one. Come on.

Go! All right! Let's go!

Dump it, Rolly! Go!

Leave the buckets here.

Come on, Rolly.

I'll take it from here.

Let's go!

This is hard.

You guys, let's think about this.

No, Chris. Just go. Quit talking.

Rolly, come on.

Get it full, guys. Get it full.

Pound it in, Nicky.

Here you go, boss.

Nice. All right, check.

Officer, how are we doing?

The spikes have to touch the rails.

At this point, it's not ok.

All right, we got, hey-- it's this one right here.

We've got to pull that out a little.

We can do this.

All right. Same system we did before.

Good job, guys!

Come on, you guys. We're so close.

Everyone's still here.

Go, Rolly. Run, run.

Go, Rolly. Hustle.

There you go.All right.

Nice.All right.

Yes.

Thank you.

Let's go. You guys can do it. Good job!

Keep going, you guys.Good job, guys. Good work.

Good job, guys.

"Drive in the direction of the Bonneville salt flats."

Phil: Teams must now travel miles

to the Bonneville salt flats.

Here, they'll find an -foot sculpture

known as the Tree of Utah,

which was built to bring color and beauty to the stark landscape.

Teams need to scan the surrounding salt flats

to find their next clue.

Yeah.Let's go, let's go, let's go.

You know what?

I'm thinking about joining up on the railroad,

start building my own freaking railroad.

Three strokes is all it took for me.

That's all it takes in bed, too.

That's it, man.

[laughter]

Bone, stop it. God.

[laughter]

Keep going, man.

All right. Is that good?

Thank you so much, sir.

"Drive in the direction of the Bonneville salt flats."

Let's go, Dad.

Good job, guys. Good job.

Dad, you did so good.

We would have been screwed without Dad.

Daughter: I don't even think I did one thing.

I tried to, like, hit it, and hit, like, three feet off.

We're going back.Go, ok.

We're so close. Come on.

You're almost done, you guys. Let's go.

All the bolts need to be tight.

Ok, hold on, Michelle.

Get your hand out of there.

Can I have a different partner, please?

One with a smaller mouth?

Hey, I've been doing this for how long?

I'll work with Sharon.

Ok, don't get in my way, please.

Come on, you guys. Pick up the little one.

Hit it, Rolly. Hand it.

We're done. We're done.

Yes, yes, yes. Go.

Thank you, sir. It's fun.

Come on, guys.Find the Tree of Utah...

We've got to go. We've got to make up...

Thank you, sir.Thank you.

The car!

Tricia, I need you over here hammering. Come on.

Here. Who cares?

Go.Go.

Thank you, God. We're in front of the housewives.

Whoo-hoo!

We got to stay in front

of the lovely sisters.

Is it good, sir?Are we good?

All your bolts need to be tight.

I was here first.Oh, my God.

Yeah, and you guys just barged right over.

Ok, you know what? Then you do it yourself.

You've got to do a full .

Ok, whatever. Let's go.

We all did.

I didn't choose it.

No, I didn't.

Stop it. Just stop it. Last one.

[grunting]

Good?

Here. You guys read.Let's go.

"Tree of Utah and search for your next clue."

Whose idea was that?

We all agreed because we thought the charcoal

was going to be too weightlifting.

Are you crying?

Leave me alone.

Rrrr! What is that?

"Leave me alone"?

I don't want to talk to you, ok? Leave me alone.

Are you crying?

I don't want to talk to you, ok?

Leave me alone.

I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

I don't feel I get the kudos that I deserve.

Deep down, I know I did everything

to the best of my ability, and I think I kicked butt.

It's my sisters' loss if they don't see it.

Heading towards the Tree of Utah.

Megan: What are those? Big balls?

[laughter]

Look for the clue box.

That's it way out there.

Are you sure? Yeah.

This thing is pretty cool.

"Make your way to Garden City and find Bear Lake"--

Rendever--"Rendezvous Beach."

There's another one right there.

Damn it.

What in God's name is this?

The tree of hemorrhoids?[Walter laughs]

Is that Cincinnati?Yeah.

It's way the hell out there. Get ready to run, Wally.

"Find Bear Lake, Rendezvous Beach."

Let's run.

Look, the other teams are there.Darn it.

Come on, Rolly!It's the Weavers.

Nick, we've got to go back on .

Turn the other way? Yeah.

Come on, Dad. We're almost there.

It's right here.

Got to go back?Yeah.

"Make your way to Garden City."

Come on. We can b*at them. Let's go.

Go all the way back to Salt Lake City.

What the heck is that in the road?

Good Lord.

It can't be a tree.

Search the back.

I think it fell down and went boom.

Oh, my God.

"Find Bear Lake Rendezvous Beach."

Ok. Ok, go... Jog back.

"Make your way to Garden City and find Bear Lake

Rendezvous Beach."This makes sense, doesn't it?

Yes.

Phil: All teams are currently traveling

nearly miles to Garden City, Utah,

to find Bear Lake Rendezvous State Park.

Teams will be camping here for the night.

And whatever order they arrive will determine their morning departure.

Starting at : A.M., departure times will be minutes apart.

Oh, wow.Looks like an ocean.

Rendezvous Beach. That's what we want.

[cheering]

We made it!

Hello. Looking for the Birch Campground.

Take the very first right,

and it's the first campground right there.

Ok, thanks.Thank you.

Yeah, that's right. We're team number one, bitch.

[laughter]

Guys, I need you to keep your eyes open.

Yes, I did. Twice.

This will be on the left.

This is where we wanted to be.

Hi. How are you? Fine.

How many people have been here?

Ok, thank you. Go ahead.

Thank you.

At least we're not last. Ok, come on.

We were just wondering if you could help us,

if you guys happen to have some spare change.

All: Thank you.

You're a sweetheart.

Cool!

Up there. Rendezvous Beach.

Hello.

What number are we?

Ok, great. Thank you.Thanks so much.

At least we're not fourth.

What's the area called?

Bear Lake Rendezvous Beach.

Phil: Due to a production error involving

the camera equipment, the Linzes' car battery was drained.

The battery was fixed, but they have fallen to last place.

You got to roll with the punches.

Even if it is the end, I'm still having fun.

It's not the end. Rawr!

Finally.

Hola. Excellent.

Is this ours?

Did you save our spot?

Oh, yeah!

"Drive to Wyoming and find Dunham Ranch just past Big Piney."

Phil: Teams must now travel miles to Wyoming

and find this ranch at the headwaters of the Green River.

Once there, they'll find their next clue.

Dunham Ranch. It's on Dunham Road.

What are you looking at, Dad?

[laughter]

"Drive to Wyoming and find the Dunham Ranch."

Mm-hmm.We would be screwed.

Please bless our travels today. Please, God.

"Drive to Wyoming and find Dunham Ranch."

Dunham Ranch.

Right there. Ok. That's the only direct route.

This is a long road, huh?

And I have a little bit of a stomachache, so--

Oh, how convenient.

Oh, ok.

Ok, they're leaving right now, guys.

They're going to be hot on our trail.

"Drive to Wyoming."Let's go.

Being in fourth place, it doesn't matter who we get

in front of as long as we're getting in front of people.

Alex: I'm pumped. Yeah!

Alex, shh.

Yeah!

We're just living life.

We're l-i-v-i-n, bitch.

Testosterone-filled energetic boys.

I'm an animal.

Being in such close quarters, /, it's nothing new.

It's been done years now.

She loves us.

Megan?

Megan: Ok.

As you can tell, it can get really obnoxious.

Is that it?

Dunham. Dunham.

All right. Good job, guys.

I see a lot of horses.

Yay. I love horses.

Road block. "Who is ready to cowboy up?"

In this family edition of "The Amazing Race,"

road blocks will sometimes be performed by two members of a team.

In this road block, two people must mount horses

and take six cattle from a holding pen

and herd them downrange a quarter of a mile into a corral.

Once they've completed their round-up,

the cowboy will give them their next clue.

I'll do it.

You want me to do it with you?Sure.

Ok. Do we pick a cowboy?

Right there-- the second one.

Ok.

Don't be afraid to ride him, Lauren.Ok.

I've got your hat. Get your stuff on.

All right. Get yourself up.

Good luck, guys.

Ok, go get them. Lauren, go get 'em.

Ooh!

This makes me laugh.

So the best method is to--

They're cows and calves.

If those calves go to run, don't worry.

They'll stick with their mothers.

Ok, pretty cows, let's go. [clicks tongue]

Is that it?

Yep.

Thank you.

Go, Bec. Go.

Come on, Lauren. Whoo-hoo.

Nice, Lauren.

This is good stuff. We're damn good, Lauren.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Rolly: Ok, guys.

Oh, my gosh.

We're on horses.

I live and breathe horses.

Where is our blue flag?

It's straight ahead, Beth.

Come on. Just--ok. Go.

[cheering]

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Gather round, you guys.

"I'm old and faithful."

Phil: Teams must now travel miles to Yellowstone National Park

and find Old Faithful. This geyser goes off roughly every minutes.

After teams have watched an eruption,

a fireman will hand them their next clue.

See the eruption.Yes!

Is another team here?

It's another team right there.Go, go, go.

This is your event. This is for you guys.

Let's go!

"Who's ready to cowboy up?"

Two! Two people. Two people, there's two people!

Rebecca and Rachel!

Do it!

Go, guys. Go.

Blow it away, girls.

You guys rule this one.

Get 'em, Rachel. Go.

Let's do this.

We can take them this way.

Rachel, up on 'em. Get up on them.

Get behind them, Rachel. Don't let them by you.

Oh, I hope they'll do this well.

They're in their element.

We've got three horses at home, and Rebecca and her daddy

were going to be in a cattle-penning contest one time,

but they weren't able to do it.

See any other trailers?

I don't see anyone coming around the bend.

Good.

It says, "Find Dunham Ranch."

Dunham.

Back it up.Back it up, Sharon.

I can't. You guys got to get out of the car.

Ok, hold on.

Go straight back.

Turn. Straighten it out.

Turn. Turn more.

Now straight back.

I am straight.

Just go back.Straighten it out.

How--how do you want me to straighten it out, Michelle?

You're ok.

Looking for Dunham Road.

Now straighten out your car.

Turn. Turn!

No, the other way. Other way.

What are you telling me?

You guys, this is impossible.

Sharon, we're almost there.Turn.

No, the other way, other way.

You guys, this is impossible.

Wait. There is a car coming.

Can he help us?

Can you guys back up our trailer?

We missed our road.

He's going to help us back it up.

All right. So you're the search and rescue?

How come I couldn't do that?

Because you're a ret*rd.

Because I'm Ret*rded.

Thank you, search and rescue.

You bet. Thank you.

Have a great day!

This is the Dunham Ranch.

Oh, up there.That's Park Ridge.

Oh, yep, they're already leaving.

One's coming in, Dad.

They're supposed to pull over.

Go straight through that thing.

Yeah. Good luck!

They definitely have a sweet lead.

Whoo!

Rachel, get on this side. Just get behind them.

So they're going to go straight through here?

Yep.[horses neighing]

Get in front of the gate, Rebecca.

Rachel, get behind them that way.

Come on, guys.

Hyah! Hyah!

Good job. Good boy.

Thank you.

"I'm old, and I'm faithful, steam..."

Man, you guys did great.

Oh, there is the clue box, right there.

Ok, perfect.

Go, you guys. Get to the box. Go.

Here come the desperate housewives.

Definitely Florida. I saw Linda's hair.

Who is ready to cowboy up?

Ok, we're ready.

Ok, Michelle, you're behind the first lead cow.

I'm behind the herd.

Ok, I'm going.

Michelle, you've got to go get the other one.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

Oh, this sucks.

Here comes another car.

Yeah. This is the moment of truth. Move.

Just keep going.

Go straight. They've got to move for you.

Stop, stop, stop. You make them move.

You're supposed to move for outgoing traffic.

What's that?Read your clue!

I apologize.Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, they're so icky, I can't stand them.

"I apologize."

"Thank you."

[high-pitched voice] "You're supposed to yield to outgoing vehicles."

[high-pitched voice] "God, my face is so wrinkled."

They're so rude.

[kissing sounds] Here, girl.

I thought you were supposed to hold your reins in one hand and steer like that.

Go, go. Get in.Come on.

Now we've got it. Michelle, we're almost there.

Two city girls from Chicago going horse riding.

Keep pushing them to the left.

Come on, Sharon. Behind them.

Go. Get in. Whoo!

Thank you.Thank you.

"Receive your next clue." Old Faithful.

We already know we have it on the map.

There's the clue box.

What's to do?I'll go.

All right.Ok.

Hey, guys.

Hi!

You guys seen the Bransens at all?

They all left already.Ok.

Whoo-hoo!We just stay ahead.

The Linzes are going to be behind. So...

Game on.

Easy, boy. Easy.All right. Shh.

Bone, you're screwed.I got a wild one.

All right, cowgirls. Giddyap.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[horses neighing]

[groaning]

[snickers]All right, guys.

Good?You guys are good.

Here is your next clue.Thank you.

"I'm old. I'm faithful."

Old Faithful. Let's go.

[imitating horse]Let's go.

We are in fourth. We're trying to get back in it.

We've got to haul some ass.

Hi.

Hi there. Welcome to Yellowstone.

You guys have a good one now. Thanks.

"Geyser parking." I think that's it. That's it.

What does the clue say, though?

Find the firefighter.

Ok. When was the last time it went off? Do you know?

What are the intervals?

It will take minutes.Oh, man.

Hopefully it comes off quick and not too many people show up.

Yellowstone National Park.

Is this the way to Old Faithful?

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Becky, we're doing good, sweetie.

Keep going straight ahead.

I just don't want everybody here.

It would be disappointing to lose because a team caught up.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

Oh, jeez, they're here.

They're running. They can't run.

They're sitting.

What's the matter with them?I don't know.

Hi. Can you take us to the geyser?

Oh, is this it?

Do we just stay here?

So what are you guys doing? Waiting for it to erupt?

Yeah. We have to wait.

It's gonna be any minute, though.

Oh, you're kidding.

You lucked out.

Oh, dear Lord.

Hello.

When's the last time it went off?

Thank you. Every .

This is it right here.

It's the Godlewskis.

We're right on the people's tails, so we're not out yet.

Welcome to Yellowstone.How often is Old Faithful?

Every minutes.

Every ?Yeah.

They're right behind us.

No way.

Yep, they're right there.

Well, it's starting.

There you go. We saw it.

There it is.

Wow. Dear Lord.

Oh, what's that down there?

Oh, look. What is that?

Tell me it didn't just go off.

Oh, would that be bad timing or what?

Whee!

Thank you.Let's go over here.

Thank you.Thank you, sir.

"Drive south on Highway .

Find the ranch at ."

Once there, search the ranch for Phil.

You go, girl.Ok, Lindsay, to the right.

Oh, look.

See, they're all even.Oh, sh**t.

Son of a bitch.

We missed it by, like, minutes.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Ok. Come on. Let's go.

Come on, you guys. Walk fast.

See you.

I'm so mad that they got there right then.

Main highway. Swing right.

Go, go. They're good at directions.

Try and follow them.

Oh, there's the sisters.

Tell them to go down to the left.

Girls!It's the Park Ridge kids.

Go that way.Go this way?

Yeah.Are they telling them where?

Don't say anything.

There they are, guys--the Linzes.

Bransens and Weavers.Not a good sign.

[honking]

It's not a good sign at all.

There's the other team.It's the Linzes.

Look at them.Don't wave.

I hope that they have to wait.

Looks like it's gonna be us and the Godlewskis.

That sucks.

Hi there, Mr. Firefighter.

Can you help us find Old Faithful?

Ok.

All right. When will it go off again?

:. We're going to be here an hour and a half.

That really sucks.

Does it say where to go?

Find a firefighter.

Oh, guess who's coming.

So we just missed it.I know.

That sucks.

Yeah. My concern is getting to the map before these girls do.

As far as I'm concerned, somebody's getting eliminated.

She will. I will do it.

When is this thing going to blow?

It kind of goes when it wants to go, huh?

Guys.

There she goes!

There she goes. There she blows.

That's good for me.There she blows.

Thank you.Thank you.

"Find the ranch at ..."

". Once there, search the ranch for Phil."

It'll be a foot race.

Good luck, guys. All right, let's get in.

"Drive south on Highway

and find the ranch at ."

Does it say pit stop?

No.

That's weird.

[German accent] It's very weird.

Maybe something is going on

that we don't know about.

Are they right behind us?Yes.

The fact that they ran up one minute before

the stupid fountain went off

just drives me insane, so now they're right on our ass.

I have no idea where is.

It must be a house address or something.

Rolly can probably outrun us,

but, Dad, we can outrun those girls.

You just need to haul butt.

I'm going to take out Wally.

You guys run up ahead. I'm going to meet you there, all right?

Do you see an address?

This is the ranch. It's .

You guys, keep your eyes open for Phil or anything.

Where are the Weavers?

They're behind us now. Suckers. Ha ha!

Oh, my--we found it. Thank you, Jesus.

Let's get ready to sprint.

I see Phil. Now. Go.

I see him right there. Right there. Now, now, now.

Run! Go!

Right here? Yes! Yes!

I just fell! Are you ok?

Yeah.

Phil: Weavers, come on in.

Bransen family, Weaver family,

you are the first and second teams to arrive.

However, this leg of the race is not over.

You're still racing, and I have your next clue.

[all groan] Darn it!

What the heck?

How long is this leg going to go on?

Phil, voice-over: Stay tuned for scenes from our

next episode.

Phil, voice-over: On the next episode of "The Amazing Race,"

Christine Godlewski shoulders her sisters.

Get on.

Hurry up.

Are you ok? I can't.

[siren]

Oh, dear God.

Phil, voice-over: And the Weavers get in trouble

with the law.

Driver's license, registration.

I'll be right back with you.

I'm sorry. I can't believe this.
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