08x10 - The Family Christmas Card

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08x10 - The Family Christmas Card

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- [Host] Previously on "The Amazing Race".

- Let's do it.

- [Host] Four families started racing

from Salt Lake City, Utah,

where the Weavers confronted the Linzs.

- Were you sorry you wasted your Yield?

- No. - You will be!

We have lift off!

- [Host] Families then took a high-altitude tour

in hot air balloons.

- Wow. - Scary!

- [Host] But a close call.

- Ramming speed. - Kept them on their toes.

- Woo. - Oh my God.

- [Woman] That makes me nervous.

[train whistle blowing]

- [Host] At the Detour, three teams laid railroad tracks.

Let's do this! - Whoa, get out of my way!

- [Host] While the last-place Weavers.

- Go, [indistinct], heads up. - Filled the steam engine

with coal. - Go, guys!

Go, Riley, run.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, we're done, we're done.

- [Host] And left the Godlewskis behind.

- They're finished. - No.

- [Host] The Bransens and the Weavers

had to wait for Old Faithful to erupt.

- It's gonna be any minute. - Wow.

Dear Lord. - Before they sprinted

to what they thought was a Pit Stop.

- Yes. - This leg of the race

is not over.

But instead they were greeted with a surprise.

You're still racing, and I have your next clue.

[all groaning]

- Darn it. - What the heck?

- [Host] Now four families remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

[exciting music]

[exciting music continues]

[exciting music continues]

[exciting music continues]

[canon f*ring] [exciting music continues]

[exciting music continues]

[fast-paced, tense music]

- I see Phil. - Getting out.

I see him right there, right there, right there.

Get out, get out, get out.

[tense music continues]

Come on, come on. - Hurry up.

Hey! - Hey.

- [Woman] Run.

[tense music continues]

Yes, yes.

[family squealing]

- Oh my God, I just fell. - Are you okay?

- Yeah. - Weavers, come on in.

[woman yelling]

Bransen family, Weaver family,

you are the first and second teams to arrive.

However, this leg of the race is not over.

- What? - You're still racing.

And I have your next clue.

[all groaning]

- Darn it.

Drive towards Dubois, Wyoming. - Find Turtle Ranch.

[exciting music]

- [Host] Teams must now travel miles

towards Dubois, Wyoming and find Turtle Ranch.

[lively, quick-paced music]

Where they'll receive their next clue.

- I knew it wasn't in there. - Oh, it's ridiculous.

- Becca through here! - What's this about?

[woman groaning]

[family panting]

Go, just go, we'll get 'em on the way back.

- No. - We gotta find Dubois.

Drive towards Dubois, Wyoming and find Turtle Ranch.

I'm gonna freak out.

[woman groaning]

That is just so frustrating.

[dramatic, tense music]

- thousand . - We just gotta go find Phil.

I'd almost rather stop, make the quick call.

- I agree. - Do you want me

to pull over here? - Yeah.

- [Megan] I don't think they know

where they're going. - Well, let them go.

- We gotta get to thousand , man.

- I'm just gonna keep going. - Yeah, Nick.

I think we're fine.

- Yeah. - Good job, Nick.

Good job. - Good job, Nicholas.

Sorry, Meg.

- [Woman] Hurry up, we gotta go, Chris!

We don't have time to dillydally.

- [Chris] There's no way you can connect me

to a fire department?

It's not like I'm calling anyone personally.

- I'm afraid not. - Oh, we are

wasting so much time.

Come on, Chris! - She will not connect me.

- Let's go! - Okay, I'm coming.

- We're eliminated. - Michelle, all you're doing

is complaining, you're not coming up with any ideas.

- I gave you an idea!

You got the phone book.

I said grab a phonebook, so don't tell me

I didn't put anything in.

- Yeah, but now you're shutting down

and we still haven't gotten there.

[lively, exciting music]

- I think I'm getting more neck cramps

just cuz I'm so hungry.

And my stomach pain is moving up through my head.

- Lack of food in the Bransen family is no good.

We all get crabby.

- I'm the only one that doesn't.

- Yeah. - You get cranky

when you're not fed.

At home. - At home but not on this.

- Yeah, I was gonna say. - Race, so.

- At home, if you don't have your meal when you want it.

[quick-paced, visceral music]

- Find Turtle Ranch.

Rolly, you've got that side. - Okay.

- I'd say just get gas and we'll run in

and ask people. - Do we need gas

while we're at it? - No.

- Let's not get gas. - Why?

We're already stopped.

Do it, Rebecca.

- I already missed it. - Just back up

and fill it up. - Go.

- [Weaver Sibling] This is gonna waste time,

guys, this is crucial. - Oh my gosh.

- Becca, go get gas. - Shh.

- Follow that road out. - Okay, great.

- Thank you so much. - Mommy.

- No. - Rachel, if she chooses

not to, don't worry about it. - Mom,

if she's not the smartest one in the group,

she doesn't make any decisions

but press the freaking gas pedal!

- Come on. - Gosh,

you're driving me insane.

- Don't lose it, honey. - Real cool one, Rebecca.

- Shut up. - No.

- [Linda] Just go, tomorrow we'll get gas.

- Yeah, come on.

If we have enough gas

to get to the end- - Okay, can you just be quiet?

[fast-paced, upbeat music]

- We have to search for Phil.

What does that say? - !

- Nice.

[siblings laughing]

- Million dollars, we're still there, baby!

- Dude, let's just find the Phil-anator.

- It's gotta be back here. - Phil, Phil!

You dog, you dog!

Phil dog, Phil-anator!

Let's see what this says, Phil.

What do you got in store for us, buddy?

- Linz family, you're the third team to arrive.

[family applauding] [exciting music]

However, this leg is still not over.

You're still racing.

[dramatic music]

Here's your next close.

- Thank you. - Excellent.

Let's go. - Drive towards

Dubois, Wyoming and find Turtle Ranch.

- Let's go. - You dog!

- [Megan] Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- It's obviously most important to get in first

and stay in first cuz you don't know

when the end of the Pit Stop's gonna be.

We need some catching up.

[whimsical, lively music]

- right there!

Bigger than daylight.

Remember, I'm not contributing anything, Chris.

Well, girls, it's been fun.

- [Chris] At this rate, we're probably last.

- Chrissy, what's wrong. - I just hope

we're not eliminated. - Oh, don't worry about it.

Everyone loses at some point.

- Oh my God. - There's Phil.

Well, where are the other? - They're gone already.

It's been a long time! - Hi, Phil.

Don't cry, Chrissy. - Godlewski family.

- Yes. - You're the last family

to arrive. - It's okay, Chris.

- However, this leg is not over.

You're still in the race.

I got one more clue for you.

- No, ho, ho [chuckling].

Drive towards Dubois, Wyoming and find Turtle Ranch.

- Okay, see ya later! - Bye, Phil!

- You're still in it, guys, don't stop racing.

- You're just torturing us. - I know.

I'm torturing you. - Okay, bye.

- See ya at the next Pit Stop.

- [Chris] I thought it was over.

And then Phil hands us a clue and says,

"Go on, it's not over."

I was like, "Oh my gosh," so that made me realize

you can never give up and think it's over

because it may not be.

All right, let's just focus.

Maybe we have to go eat some turtles.

[animal screeching]

[upbeat music]

- This is Turtle Ranch finally.

I don't see another team here.

- [Wally] Says, "Open to public : AM to : PM.

- Dad, what time is it? - :.

- We're gonna all be caught up tomorrow morning.

Our lead means crap.

This is bogus, ugh.

[lively music]

- What is a turtle ranch?

- It's where they make lots and lots of turtles.

- Oh, what's this? - Yes.

- Yes. - Turn.

- AM, oh please. - Of course.

Have to wait til it opens? - We probably do.

Now we're all gonna start even.

- [Rebecca] That's stupid.

- Let's go. - Go where?

- [Linda] Let's go inside.

Don't worry about the other teams, honey.

I don't wanna

see these people. - They're not really

the kinda people we wanna hang out with.

[dramatic, exciting music]

- This is great, dude. - It's exciting!

[Linz sibling yelling]

- [Megan] It's right there, Turtle Ranch.

- Excellent, oh my God. - There's the Bransens.

- What up? - We're just sleeping here

tonight. - Place opens at seven.

It just gets everybody on the same page.

[whimsical music]

- Okay, guys,

what does it say? - Turtle Bar.

Oh no, Double Bar.

- Now we're just seeing the word turtle everywhere, I think.

- Okay, read this sign. - Hey, look.

It says it right on this big sign.

Look, [gasps] it's a brand new sign.

Okay, what's going on?

Oh, she's jumping up and down.

Let's hope for the best.

- Hey, baby. - What's up?

Hey, what's going on? - It opens at seven.

- Seriously? - All right!

- Where's the Weavers? - In the trailer.

- It's not shocking. - Everyone's out to get us,

it seems like. - I know, I don't get it.

- [Rachel] Just cuz we're a thr*at, right guys?

- Yeah. - They are freaks.

- It's their perception.

They can feel that we're being mean.

That's fine with me.

They hate everybody. - I just wanna go to bed.

I'm tired, it's a long day, hang in there.

Good night, guys. - We'll see ya at seven.

Good night. - We don't need them.

[exciting music]

[sprawling, grand music] [cow mooing]

[horse neighing]

[grand music continues]

[exciting music]

- Good morning, folks. - Good morning.

- What are we doing? - Just run up to these vans.

There's drivers waiting for you.

- Wally, are you ready for sprint time?

- No. - Oh, it's seven.

[w*apon f*ring]

- Come on, Rolly. - Go!

[people squealing]

- Come on, come on, come on! - Wait, where's Dad?

- I'm with ya. - Come on, Meg.

- Grab a car and let's go! - Oh.

- Good job, first car. - We came in second.

[Wally panting]

- Oh, hello, nice van though. - Hopefully this isn't

the order we start something. - We're last.

- Help me.

[dramatic, tense music]

- I love early-morning jogs.

[Linz sibling laughing]

- What in the world are we doing?

We have no idea what's coming up next.

- Good job running, guys. - Good job, guys.

- Dear Lord, please give us wisdom.

- [Branson Sibling] We are evened up [chuckles].

Everybody in the Bransen team

is wiped out. - My knees

didn't hit the ground though. - Doesn't matter.

[exciting music]

- [Godlewski Sibling] We're going down

a dirt road. - Going in the hills.

[human bellows primal scream]

[visceral music]

- Yeah, hey, let's get out. - That guy is an Indian.

- [Linz Sibling] Hey, there's a clue, let's go.

- [Rachel] Come on, Becky.

Ma, hurry up. - Hurry up!

- Come on, girls, let's go. - There's the clue box!

- [Linz Sibling] Right there, there's the box!

It's right there in the front.

Pioneer spirit or Native tradition.

[quick-paced, tense music]

- A Detour is a choice between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams have to choose between two chores

from the Old West.

The choice, pioneer spirit or Native tradition.

In pioneer spirit, teams have to properly attach four wheels

to a covered wagon.

And then hook up a team of horses.

And drive the wagon along a quarter-mile course.

Driving the wagon and keeping control of the horses

will be difficult, but teams that master this skill

could finish quickly.

In Native tradition,

teams use the materials and tools provided

to build a teepee.

Completing the task won't take much skill

but getting all parts of the teepee together correctly

could take awhile.

- [Megan] We're good with physical detours.

- Let's do it, the wagon. - Let's go.

- [Linz Sibling] Do you know how to pull up the horses?

- It's not that hard. - Go.

- [Bransen Sibling] Right here.

- Pioneer spirit. - Or Native tradition.

- [Godlewski Sibling] You guys,

we're good at building anything.

- What do you think? - I don't know.

- Quarter mile isn't that far.

You wanna do wagon? - Okay.

- Doing wagon. - There's a wagon

with a cowboy. - Come on,

we can do the wagon. - I would say the teepee.

- I don't care. - How hard can it be?

- Let's do the teepee. - Let's do the teepee.

- Okay teepee. - Let's go do a teepee!

- [Megan] We still have to search the area for wheels.

Guys, over here!

- [Linz Sibling] Same colored wheels.

Let's go, let's haul ass.

- Let's go, girls. - Can we use this one?

Hi, we're gonna build

a wagon with you. - Well, you have to

find wheels. - Find wheels?

- Let's go. - Okay, let's go.

[visceral music]

- [Linda] Hi, he's cute, let's just do it.

- [Rachel] How do we know what to do?

- It's not that hard, come on. - Oh, this isn't

gonna be hard. - It's kinda high up there,

you guys. - So what?

- [Godlewski Sibling] Let's go check it out, come on.

- Just wrap it around. - She has her teepee set up.

Sticks, all right, you guys,

we're gonna stand 'em up.

- [Godlewski Sibling] Yeah, but there's a certain way.

- Count how many sticks. - We gotta spread 'em all out

real equally. - Yes, I'm gonna go measure

with my feet how many feet apart.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

- [Godlewski Sibling] You can do it.

[lively, cheerful music]

[upbeat music]

- [Linz Sibling] The marked ones, right, orange?

- Yeah. - Time for a Bone.

Sun's out, thumb's out, baby!

- [Godlewski Sibling] This thing's heavy.

Oh my God, how do you guys do this?

- [Wally] Just keep it straight.

[woman squealing]

- [Bransen Sibling] This might be harder than we think.

[playful music] [Linz sibling yelling]

- [Linz Sibling] Hurry up, Meg!

You're good, just keep it rolling.

[Linz sibling grunting]

Orange on the far right. - Put the big ones up front.

- Ready? - Nice and easy.

Whoa, whoa, that's dangerous.

That's gonna tip over.

- [Megan] Here, I'll watch the other side.

I'll hold it. - I'm in.

On? - Good.

- I'm on, all right. - One more.

- Get the front ones. - There, leave that, go.

- Okay, perfect. - C'mon, Dad, you can do it!

Good, good, good, it's good.

- Girls! - Got it.

- [Bransen Sibling] Good job, Dad.

[lively, cheerful music]

- [Linda] Oh, we gotta circle the rope around.

- Well, let's circle it around, come on.

- Circle it around. - Why not.

[Rolly grunting rhythmically]

- Shut up and don't let them see how you do it.

- Come on, Rolly! - Do it tight.

- [Rachel] You gotta make it go tighter, Rolly.

- [Rolly] He's looking at me.

[whimsical music]

- Four feet apart, four feet apart.

You guys, listen.

[voices overlapping]

It's okay, they're all four feet apart.

You guys.

[voices overlapping]

Listen, listen, all of them are four feet apart

including the entrance.

Four of my shoes.

One, two.

This one's only three. - Whatever, Chris.

- Okay, it has to be four shoes, okay, three, four.

We can go- - No, Chris, there's no way.

You guys, we're making it difficult than it is.

[exciting music] [horse whinnying]

- You guys, it goes on locked, it goes on locked.

[Linz siblings laughing]

- Oh my God. - We're smart.

- Bring them horses. - Go, Alex.

[lively, evocative music]

- Come on, horsies.

[voices overlapping]

Come on, horsies.

- [Bransen Sibling] I think this goes to the left.

- Good, good, good. - Get another one.

Tight, this is tight.

[visceral music]

- [Linda] Come on, guys, this is real heavy.

This goes up in the back.

Just get it up a little bit more and we can push it up.

- [Rachel] You're right, Mommy, you're right.

Guys, we can do this! - Hurry, baby doll,

we're doing so good.

- We can do it, oh gosh. - They're all ahead of us.

You gonna go around one more?

Chris- - Stalking to her!

She's doing it right. - Okay.

- [Godlewski Sibling] Too many chiefs and not enough,

what's the saying? - Don't pull it too hard

but pull it.

Good job, guys, this is easy.

- Tricia's pulling it up. - What is she doing?

[voices overlapping]

You know what, let me take that end,

cuz I'm not sure exactly how you want this to go.

- Go right there. - I know, but I'm telling you,

that's as high as I can get it.

- [Michelle] Oh my God, Chris!

[lively music]

- Good boy. - Okay, you just somehow

turned it, there, there, there.

He's [indistinct]. - Nice.

- Good boy, good boy. - Good boys.

[tense music]

- Oh, they're so pretty. - Let's just go, you guys.

Come on. - Team Cincinnati,

they're leaving. - Let's go.

- All right, hurry up, Bone. - All right.

- Get up there. - Ya.

- All right, dude, giddy up.

[Linz siblings grunting]

- This is pretty rad. - Look at the other teams.

The Godlewskis, Weavers,

better not get b*at by a bunch of girls.

- Oh great. - This was a bad idea.

- Come on, ha ha ha ha ha! - Oh, they're doing

the horses. - Come on, girls,

you can get it! - She just waved at me

real snotty, so I just smiled at her.

- Got it, is that it? - Three in the back

and one up here. - Okay.

[voices overlapping]

- Go. - Woo!

- Ya. - Follow the racetrack here.

- Woo! - You're doing great.

[exciting music]

- All right. - Yeah!

[Megan whooping]

Nice! - Here ya go, sis.

- Hang on. - Thank you, sir.

- Thank you! - Drive yourselves

to Cody, Wyoming.

[lively music]

- [Host] Teams must now travel miles

to Cody, Wyoming.

And find this hotel named The Irma,

after one of Buffalo Bill's daughters.

When they arrive at the hotel,

they must meet up with Buffalo Bill,

dress in period clothes,

and have their picture taken with him.

Once they show their photograph to Buffalo Bill,

he will hand them their next clue.

- [Megan] Oh my God,

what is his daughter's name? - Calamity Jane.

- We're gonna have to ask. - The other team on a wagon

were the Bransen girls. - They're gonna be

right on our heels.

- That was awesome. - That was cool, man!

- [Linz Sibling] Here we are, now we're in first place.

- Great. - Exactly what we wanted.

- We're you're regular urban cowboy.

- We're urban Ohio cowboys.

[exciting music] [Bransen family grunting]

- Okay, let's just stay in second, guys, this is good stuff.

Whoa. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Hold on, guys.

- Thank you so much. - I got the clue.

- Good job, Dad. - Lindsay, get over here.

- Drive yourselves to Cody, Wyoming.

- Okay. - Let's go.

Yee-ha, nice work, guys. - Let's catch up.

Show your picture to Buffalo Bill

and he will hand you your next clue.

We're very proud of our dad.

We would've done horrible at that task

without him. - I just wanna b*at

the other teams there.

[exciting music]

[tense music]

- [Weaver Sibling] Rolly, come here.

Well, we gotta get these pegs in.

Guys, if we don't leave first, we're gonna be in last.

Good job, guys.

- How close are we? - We're pretty close.

- [Chris] The Indian chief doesn't speak.

- [Michelle] I don't know, they're almost closing theirs.

How can we get higher?

- [Chris] Here, we can use this log to stand on, right here.

- No kidding. - Michelle, you push me here

so I don't fall into it. - There goes the teepee.

- [Chris] It's not gonna be tight enough.

How can we get higher?

[dramatic, tense music]

- [Megan] All right, let's jump out and do our stuff.

It'd be nice if my pants wanted to stay up.

- Let's go, let's go.

So we need to find this hotel named after his daughter.

- Let's just ask what Buffalo Bill's daughter's name is.

- [Linz Sibling] What is her name?

- Buffalo Bill, isn't that a tall, yeah, he's a tall tale.

- No, he's not, he's a- - He's a real person?

- Sure. - Put the lotion on the skin.

- Before he gets the hose again.

[siblings laughing]

- Oh, I'm thinking of the guy with the ox.

- Paul Bunyan? - Yeah.

[siblings laughing]

We know nothing about Buffalo Bill.

Shows you how much I know.

[animal groaning] [lively music]

- [Wally] Get ready to roll here.

- [Bransen Sibling] Okay, let's go.

It's up here, guys. - Hurry up, Lyns.

- Cody, Dubois, what if we go down and up?

- Sure? - Yeah, let's go this way.

[dramatic music]

[visceral music]

- Tricia, do you see how you're lighter.

I can put you on my shoulders.

Okay, you're going up.

Work together there.

- Here's one more, guys. - Come on,

I'm on my tippytoes. - I can't.

Put me down one second.

One second, give me a breath.

- [Weaver Sibling] Ugh, wait, don't lift me up,

just hold me.

There's one more, where's it at?

- [Linda] Right here, I got two in my hands.

- [Weaver Sibling] Good, good.

Chief, Chief, Chief?

You're cute.

- [Linda] Come into our [indistinct] one time.

- Almost there, girls, just one more.

Sharon, I'm lifting you up, you're getting on my shoulders.

Michelle, watch out.

I'm stronger than I look.

You guys, left her up then, go.

- [Sharon] Chrissy, I can't even get on your shoulders.

- All right, get on.

I'm going up!

[upbeat, tense music]

- I can't get up there.

[voices overlapping] [Weavers grunting excitedly]

- He's smiling. - Smiling!

[Weavers whooping]

- Thank you, Chief. - Thank you, Chief.

- Thank you! - Drive yourselves

to Cody, Wyoming.

That was fun. - They're leaving.

- [Godlewski Sibling] Oh hurry up, they're b*ating us.

- We're back in the race. - We were in the race.

- We've always been in the race.

- [Rolly] Of course.

[exciting music]

[voices overlapping]

- Are you almost there? - I can't get up there.

- Hurry up! - Don't push her too far.

- Don't push your crotch forward.

- Almost. - All right, hurry up.

- Chris, Chris, two more minute.

This is not right.

Sharon, push up. - I can't.

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

- Are you almost there? - Come on, Sharon.

[Chris grunting]

- [Sharon] A little more.

Okay, okay, oh good, good, good, good, good.

- Got it? - Yeah.

- Slow down, slow, slow.

- Okay, you okay? - I'm okay.

- All right, good job, Chrissy.

- [Chris] What are you doing, Chief?

Looking good?

Where's Chief?

- Good. - Thank you.

Thank you so much. - Thank you.

Find Buffalo Bill in the bar at the hotel

named after his daughter

and have your picture taken with him!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- [Chris] We gotta get to Cody, Wyoming!

Please drive fast.

[tense, dramatic music]

- See, now we're into Cody. - Yeah, now we're in Cody.

- We need to find this hotel. - Bone, ask them.

- [Tommy] Do you know where a hotel

named after Buffalo Bill's daughter?

- Irma? - Yeah.

- The Irma is five or six blocks down

on the left. - Thanks.

[lively music]

- Could pass 'em now. - Punch it, go, go.

Let's go, go, go. - Good job, Dad.

You did great. - Might've been good

to ask somebody.

[tense music]

- g*n it, go, thanks. - The Bransen girls,

they passed us.

[dramatic, tense music]

- [Bransen Sibling] Dad, wait for one second.

- Do you know the name of Buffalo Bill's daughter?

- Irma. - Herma?

- Hurry up. - They're asking someone.

Get over, hurry up. - Got the inside track.

- Good, keep going. - Go.

[Linz family chuckling]

- Oh, go down about five blocks, you'll see it on your left.

- Thank you. - On your left?

- Thank you. - sh**t,

they got in front of us. - Straight ahead.

Get over, Dad. - That's okay.

- [Linz Sibling] There it is up there.

You wanna park somewhere?

Straight ahead, now take a left up here.

- Park and we'll run. - This way, this way,

this way! - All right, let's go.

- [Megan] Out, out, out, out.

We need to go into the bar,

right? - Buffalo Bill?

[carefree music] [Linz sibling cackling]

Let's go, come on, Nick, push it now.

How are ya? - Are all four members

of your family here?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- And what's your name? - Linz.

- [Linz Sibling] Linz.

Thanks [chuckles].

We're in first place.

- Is it here? - No, it's this way.

Girls, over here.

Hi. - Hi.

Are all four members of your family here?

- Yeah, yes. - And what's your last name?

- Bransen. - All right.

- Thank you. - Wait a second, hold on.

- What? - I'm sorry,

come out here again.

- Okay. - Just have to wait.

Just take a seat while the other group gets finished up.

- Okay, that sucks.

[lively, tense music]

- b*at the Desperate Housewives outta there.

This is good, I'm just relaxed.

- Good.

Pizza Hut looks real good. - We can't afford

Pizza Hut, guys.

- I love to go to the buffet.

- All you can eat buffet. - We'll have to do that later.

[lively music]

- Come on. - My ass hurts.

- Sharon, here's where we are.

We have to get to Cody.

We either go back through the park or we go all the way-

- [Sharon] No, go back through the park.

- [Godlewski Sibling] Back through the park's right

cuz we gotta minimize the peepee stops.

We are making it all the way to Cody.

- [Godlewski Sibling] There's no peeing,

there's no peeing. - So don't drink a lot.

[upbeat music]

- Bomber blue, baby. - Good looking dude.

- You look good, buddy.

You look good.

- I look like a little schoolboy.

- You look good, Nick. - You look great.

- Do we need to wear pants?

- No. - Let's go.

[girls laughing] [jolly piano music]

- [Bransen Sibling] Looking hot.

[Linz sibling grunting] [girls chuckling]

Oh, you look so cute.

- [Wally] Okay, guys, pose, let's go.

- Dad, calm down. - First sh*t we take

is gonna be very serious. - Serious.

Don't know how. - I can't be serious.

[flashbulb popping]

- [Linz Sibling] I'll give ya Blue Steel,

you want Blue Steel?

[flashbulb popping]

- Here's your photo. - Great.

- Thank you. - All right, ladies,

your turn. - Great, thank you, sir.

- Thank you, let's go change, let's go change.

- That was awesome. - Make your way

to Red Lodge, Montana.

[exciting music]

- [Host] Teams must now travel

miles to Red Lodge, Montana.

Once there, they'll need to find

Red Lodge Mountain Golf Course.

At the th tee, they'll find their next clue.

- All right, let's go, let's go.

- All right, giddy up. - Let's go.

- I look great, dude. - Nick, you look like

you should be in that time. - I look like a pimp.

- Good looking family. - Go, go, yee ha!

- [Linda] Rachel, stick your head out there.

- Do you know of a hotel named after

Buffalo Bill's daughter?

- Irma, follow this down. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - There it is.

- Where? - Irma.

- What side? - Left.

- [Linda] Come on.

Hi, family name is Weaver.

- You could take a seat right here

on the other side of this table.

- [Linda] We're third.

[jolly music]

Cute. - Ugh.

- Look hideous, but that's okay.

- Not so hot. - Lindsay, don't smile.

- [Lindsay] I'm trying, will you shut up?

[flashbulb popping] [jolly music continues]

- [Photographer] Three.

- Doesn't do much for my figure.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Nice one. - Thank you!

- Guys, I need you

to follow me. - Go.

- Make you way to the Red Lodge, Montana.

- [Wally] You driving, Beth?

- Sure. - Where is our picture?

- It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

- There it is. - Why do you wanna be

such a pain in our ass.

Just put it back. - Good serious face

by Lauren, I thought. - Shut up.

- The family Christmas card.

[lively, exciting music]

- Red Lodge. - Go left.

- Left. - Keep your eyes peeled

for a golf course. - There ya go, golfing sign.

See that? - Guys, left.

- Let's go. - Let's get the clue

so we can go.

We got flags.

Look at this, there's a clue.

Road Block. - A Road Block

is a task normally performed by only one person.

But in this family version of "The Amazing Race,"

Road Blocks will sometimes be performed

by two members of a team.

In this Road Block, two people must choose

one of these colored flags.

And attach it to their Buick Lucerne golf cart.

Then, they must drive this course and search the back nine

for four golf balls of the same color as the flag

on their cart.

Once they've completed the task,

the golf pro will give them their next clue.

- I can do it. - I can golf.

- You two right there. - Search the back nine

for four golf balls of the same color

as your flag. - Orange.

- [Megan] All they have to do is search for balls?

Let's go, boys. - This thing's got OnStar.

- Let's go. - Never seen a golf cart

like that before. - We just gotta search

all of nine holes looking for four balls.

Keep it in the middle.

See if you see another. - Oh, there's a ball.

- Silver? - That's not ours.

Okay, now get over to the right.

All right, there's a purple, we wanted orange.

No, that's not it.

Orange, orange.

Go, go, got it.

[exciting music]

- There, what does it say?

Yes.

- There's the Bransen family. - Come on, boys.

- Let's go, let's go. - This way.

Oh my God! - Who's up to par?

Well, that's me obviously. - Dad's doing it for sure.

- I'll do it. - Take the purple.

- No, we're blue, dork! - I don't care about

what our color is.

- There's a map, we're at .

We're searching the back nine for four golf balls.

So we need to be looking- - I know, I'm looking.

You wanna jump out, look in the hole just in case.

- Negative, we should head to the next one.

- You look out the fairway. - Right there, purple.

Grab it, this is good stuff.

That was quick. - Got one!

[jolly music]

- You're cute, Rolly. - Oh, I look so beautiful.

- Yeah, we like the feathers. - We're ready.

[jolly music continues] [flashbulb popping]

Here we go. - Thank you.

- It's a keeper, isn't it?

Make your way to Red Lodge, Montana.

Becky, are you sure you don't want me to drive?

- I don't care. - Oh, gosh,

Rolly looks adorable.

Oh, you all look adorable except for me.

- No, I think I look disgusting.

- I think I look disgusting. - Everyone looks better

than I do.

[Rolly quietly chuckling]

[mischievous music]

- [Godlewski Sibling] Look for anything

that would say Irma. - What's that, The Irma?

What's that sign, hotel restaurant, slow down.

I spotted it, I spotted it out your window.

- Look for Wild Bill. - What's your name?

- Godlewski. - All right, go ahead

right in into your room. - Thank you.

[exciting music]

- Look up on these tee boxes, hold on, there's a ball.

Nice, got it.

We got three, need one more. - Okay, so.

The next one, I guarantee, is in like a sandbox

or something. - They're all out there.

[tense music]

- Number three!

Going for our last one.

- [Wally] We haven't found one in the hole yet either.

[exciting music]

- Okay, this'll take us right into Red Lodge.

And we'll have to find out what the th tee means.

- th tee, hmm. - It's probably golfing.

- Oh my gosh, it might be.

You guys, peel your eyes for a golf course.

It shouldn't be too far up here.

[jolly music]

- [Godlewski Family] Cheese.

Okay, is that it?

Oh my.

We could kiss him. - Okay.

Lalalalalala.

- Hey there, Buffalo Bill. - Ooh.

- Here's your- - Here ya go, Bill.

- Okay, okay. - Let's move.

Come on, Michelle. - Make your way

to Red Lodge, Montana.

- Okay! - Let's go, let's go.

That's a good drive, girls.

[dramatic music]

- We have one hole left.

Pull up, pull up there, pull up there.

Slow, slow, just let me go check it out.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - So,

where's all the orange balls?

Start it up again. - We're back where we started.

- It's the Weavers. - Come on, guys, hurry up!

Did you guys find 'em? - We got three.

Everybody's is in the fairway or the tee box.

We see everybody else's. - They found everybody else's?

- [Linz Sibling] Could be in the hole that we were just at.

- [Megan] Just kinda nerve-racking waiting.

- [Weaver Sibling] Come on, guys, let's go.

- Who's up to par?

It's me and you.

- Okay, good luck, guys. - Oh, we're pimping now.

[exciting music]

- This a hole up here? - Yup.

- [Bransen Sibling] Come on, purple.

Woo hoo. - Here we go!

- Ball number four!

Let's get back to ten. - Yeah.

- And give 'em to the golf pro

for our next clue. - All purple.

- There we go. - Here ya go.

- Thank you! - Drive yourselves

to the next Pit Stop.

- [Host] Teams must now drive themselves miles

to Absarokee, Montana, and find this place,

Larry Arnold's Green Meadow Ranch.

[cow mooing]

This thousand-acre cattle ranch

is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race.

The last family to check in here

may be eliminated. - Bye, guys!

- See ya later. - All right, boys, come on.

- [Bransen Sibling] Nice work.

Come on, Wally, this is all you.

[lively, tense music]

- Pull up here and let's look at this one.

Just stay here, I'll get out.

Come on!

Bam, we're idiots for not checking the hole

on a golf course.

- Yes, took you long enough, boys.

- [Linz Sibling] Bransen got 'em the first time around?

- Yeah. - That sucks.

- All right, let's see four. - One, two, three, four.

- Thank you, sir. - Thank you.

- Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

- Let's go. - We screwed up, guys.

- That was real stupid. - That was really stupid

that we didn't look in a hole.

- We'll catch up. - God.

[foreboding, exciting music]

- Right here is the clue box. - I'll pull in and park.

- They're sitting there.

- I can hear 'em from here.

[Rebecca laughing]

- [Godlewski Sibling] Okay, they're just

sitting there? - Yes, let's go.

- [Chris] Wait for me!

- Choose two people before opening clue.

- All right. - Me and you.

- Okay. - Okay, good luck, girls!

Good luck, blue is a bright color!

- Just go! - Go like the wind!

I'm happy to see another team here.

[dramatic, tense music]

- Oh look, look, look, look,

look, jump. - One.

What do I do? - Get in.

[tense music continues]

- All we need is four, right? - Yeah.

- There's one right there, red one right there.

- You got it, you got it, you're doing great.

[lively, tense music]

- [Chris] Can't imagine what it's like

to look for four balls in the grass.

They're probably fighting.

I hope they are fighting.

Cuz I don't think I'd wanna do that Road Block with Sharon.

[motor puttering]

- Shelly- - Wait,

we gotta go back down, baby. - Oh my god!

You almost knocked me off. - Shut up.

Playing the game is not constantly

bitching at people, Sharon. - Well, ya know, driving away

when people are barely in is.

- Sharon, you said okay. - I did not!

- You did too. - I did not.

- [Michelle] Okay, you know what?

Hang on, cuz I'm stopping. - I'm walking.

- Where ya going to? - I'm looking for a ball

more than you are.

- Sharon, drive, look for a ball, look for a sign,

how can you do everything.

Hasn't that been your motto all along?

I can't do everything. - God.

- [Michelle] Come on, smart ass.

So how far can you walk?

- [Sharon] You can just keep being your sarcastic self

and go look for a ball. - We're wasting too much time.

Get on this thing!

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

- God! - Come on, smart ass.

So how far can you walk? - At least I'm doing more

than you are. - We're wasting too much time.

- [Sharon] We have to find one more.

- [Michelle] Okay, you tell me when you're in,

when you're secure. - No, I think you know

when I'm in, Michelle.

You don't have to be a smart ass.

- Sharon, you said okay. - You don't have to be

a smart ass.

[lively music]

- Town's coming up. - Absarokee.

Probably a gas station you can ask.

- Ask this guy about- - Excuse me, sir, do you know

where Green Meadow Ranch is? - Right up this street here.

- Okay, so much action, so much suspense.

[exciting music]

- [Linz Sibling] All right, we're here, we made it.

- Here, ask these people.

Do you know where Green Meadows Ranch is?

- [Man] Go across the river about seven miles.

- Okay. - Seven miles?

- Great. - All right, let's go.

[fast-paced, tense music]

- [Rolly] Circle around that, check in the hole.

- Come on, Rolly! - Red ball right there.

- [Linda] Go, get us back, come on, Rolly.

- Got 'em? - Yes.

- Oh my goodness. - I was hoping

that was my sister. - Good job.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

That was the most frustrating thing I've ever done.

Oh gosh, I'm nervous.

Oh, I pray those sisters take awhile.

[dramatic music]

- [Sharon] We found three of 'em already.

- [Michelle] Where's ?

- Right here. - I'm gonna jump out

and go look in the hole.

- Get in! - Go to the th tee.

We had a meltdown. - Hold on.

- All right. - Good job.

- Thank you. - You go, girls.

- Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

Come on, girls!

- We're definitely behind the Weavers.

Can only hope they fell off the road.

- Or their car broke down.

[lively music]

[cow mooing]

- Slow down.

- What does it say?

Arnold, take a right.

Thank God, woo-hoo.

Let's go, go, go, okay.

Okay, now we have to search for Phil.

- Coming right up here. - Green Meadows Ranch.

- That's it right there. - Arnold.

- All right. - And we got back in it.

[playfully tense music]

- Yay!

To the right. - Left.

- Chill out. - See it?

- No. - Let's go this way.

- You sure? - I don't know.

It seems like it'd be this way.

- Bransens. - All right, you see 'em?

- Yeah. - Let's go, park the car.

- Let's go, let's go. - Here we go.

- Oh my God. - Move those feet!

[exciting music]

- [Megan] Over here, yes, down by the river.

- [Linz Sibling] There's the other team right there,

let's catch up.

[exciting music continues]

[dramatic, exciting music]

- Woo hoo! - Is it for real this time?

- Welcome to Montana. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Branson family, you're team number one.

[Bransen family whooping]

You are one of the three teams that will be racing

to the finish line for the one million dollar prize.

Did you guys enjoy driving those golf carts today?

- Yeah. - It was lovely.

- Buick is a great vehicle. - As the winner

of this leg of the race, you guys have won

a larger version of those golf carts.

You have won that brand-new Buick Lucerne right there.

[Bransen family cheering]

[tense, exciting music]

- Welcome to Montana. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

- Linz family, you're team number two.

- All right. - All right.

- Yeah, buddy. - Not bad.

- You will be one of the families

that will be racing to the finish line

for one million dollars.

[Bransen family whooping]

- [Linz Sibling] Yeah!

[tense music]

- I don't like this position we're in right now.

- No complaining, please.

[Rolly chuckling]

Absarokee, here we are.

[siren sounding]

- [Linda] Oh no, is that us?

Just pull over.

Oh dear God. - Mm, we're so scared.

- [Officer] Driver's license, registration, insurance.

Speed limit when you came to town was .

I'll be right back with ya, okay?

- Okay. - I'm sorry.

- God, I can't believe this. - This is bad.

[lively, exciting music]

- [Chris] Green Meadow Ranch is also known as

Larry Arnold's Green Meadow Ranch.

- Well, how far? - A few miles down.

[unsettling music]

- [Officer] Yeah, I'm just gonna give you

a warning on this, okay?

- Thank you. - I need you to pay attention

to the speed limit, okay? - I'm sorry.

- [Linda] Thank you, sir, thank you very much.

- Thank you. - Hold on.

I'm just gonna ask him something.

Do you know where Larry Arnold's Green Meadow Ranch is?

- [Citizen] Yeah, you go seven miles outta town.

- We got directions. - Let's go.

- Don't go over .

[quick-paced, tense music]

- Okay, where is it, guys? - Maybe it's up a little more.

- [Chris] You'd think there'd be a sign, or something.

- [Godlewski Sibling] Yeah, there's a big thing

coming up. - It says Trail Creek Ranch,

that's not it. - Oh my God, this is t*rture.

Keep going.

[foreboding, exciting music]

- Fuel level is low. - That's what I said

from the beginning.

No one listens. - Oh nice.

You're gonna have a nervous breakdown.

- I'm gonna start running, I'm serious, if we run outta gas.

- There it says Arnold, pull in there,

pull in. - Oh, thank you.

[exciting music]

- [Michelle] Wait, wait, what does that say?

- Larry Arnold, yee ha! - Yay, now we gotta find Phil.

- [Sharon] Get out, get out, get out!

Just park here, just park, park!

- This way. - They're parking right here.

- [Chris] Okay, come on, girls.

[exciting music intensifying]

- Weaver family, you're team number three.

You are one of the families that will be racing

in the finals for the one million dollars.

There have been all kinds of alliances.

You've got to this mat in third place.

- I can't believe it, I'm so excited.

- You got to the finals

because of the hard work that you did.

How does that make you feel?

- It makes me feel really good.

It hasn't been easy.

[somber music]

- Welcome to Montana.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Godlewski family.

Sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the race.

- It was a great ride. - I'm definitely relieved

it's over, think it was very stressful at times.

All the bickering in the car

and people wanting to be the boss.

I didn't expect anything different.

Personality-wise, I don't think any of us

shocked each other on this.

[melancholic music]

- Running "The Amazing Race" has been a great opportunity

for me, but I'm a little bit sad because I honestly feel

that we could've possibly made it to number one.

I was a little bit surprised with how Sharon

treated me on the race at times.

And how she spoke to me, and her tone of voice.

- I love my sister, Chris.

It's just we don't click.

And I don't expect that this experience will change that.

Our relationship will be exactly the same when we get home.

It won't change. - I definitely

came into the race thinking

that we were all gonna learn to be more accepting

of each other.

But that's just not the way it turned out.

We're sisters, we might not like each other every minute,

but we do love each other.

[exciting music]

- We have a one-in-three chance to win a million dollars.

- These next couple days are gonna be intense.

This is for all the marbles.

- I think we're all just in competitive mode

at this point. - Being in the final three

isn't putting any added pressure on us,

we're just gonna keep doing the same thing

we've always done. - There will be no helping

other teams. - There's no more

being nice to everyone. - They're not any better

than us. - Who cares if they think

that we're not a thr*at?

Cuz obviously, we are. - We're gonna be running,

we're gonna be hustling.

We don't care about the other teams.

- I think it's God's will that we're here.

- I think we could do it. - We have a mission

to win a million dollars. - We can really win this.

- The game is on. - There's nothing

really different we're gonna do.

- It's ours unless somebody takes it from us,

and that's not gonna happen.

[exciting music continues]

- [Host] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

Next week on the -hour season finale of "The Amazing Race."

Teams take a wet and wild ride.

[people screaming]

- [Wally] It's gonna take all freaking night.

- [Host] And Wally Bransen slows down his team.

- [Bransen Sibling] Dad, you're holding us all up.

- Oh shut up.

I'm gonna kick somebody's ass.

- Go, Roll. - While Rolly Weaver

and Alex Linz get physical. - Oh my God.

No, don't touch him. - He's lucky

I didn't break his arm. - It's getting personal.

Right there, right there, right.

- Hell yeah! - It's a race to the finish.

- We can catch up to them. - This way!

- [Host] One of these three teams.

[people yelling]

Will collect one million dollars.

Feel like Superman. - As winners.

- This isn't over yet. - We could b*at them

in a foot race. - It's getting down and dirty.

- [Linz Sibling] Million dollars is still there, baby!

- [Host] Of "The Amazing Race."

[exciting music]

[exciting music continues]
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