12x02 - A Quiet Shake

[bunniefuu]

You know that we're back,
all in trouble.

♪ Shake Zula, the mic rula,
the old schoola ♪

♪ You wanna trip?
I'll bring it to ya ♪

♪ Frylock and I'm on top,
rock ya like a cop ♪

♪ Meatwad, you're up next,
work it out now ♪

♪ Meatwad make the money, see ♪

♪ Meatwad get the honies, "G" ♪

♪ Drivin' in my car,
livin' like a star ♪

♪ Ice on my fingers
and my toes ♪

♪ Check it out, y'all,
check it, check it out ♪

♪ Check it ♪

♪ Check, check ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens ♪

♪♪

[ TV remote clicking ]

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♪♪

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Noooo!

You want to get us all
k*lled?

I am tired of watching
my puppet shows on mute!

I need to hear
their goofy voices.

Otherwise it just
doesn't work for me!

Look, this is how we have
to live until I figure out

how to get them
off our planet.

Well, will you hurry up?
I have a mouth for a reason!

And it is to express
my displeasure

with the idiocy around me!

You need to understand.
Any sound you make --

Stop acting like you know
more than him!

Look, just get us all
noise-canceling headphones,

and the noise will be canceled

forever.

Problem solved!

That ain't
how it works, Shake!

Plus, where we gonna
buy headphones?

All major American cities
are in flames!

You know, it's interesting
how you seem to be

the only guy
who knows all the stuff.

What does that mean?

I paid attention
to the warnings!

Your dumb ass
don't even read!

No, I do not.

I believe that these so-called

"creatures"

are a hoax designed to silence
my valid opinions

and my favorite
TV-puppet programs.

Oh, so I just created
that big-ass alien spaceship?

I just invented these big
ear-shaped monsters?

You found the one thing that
you thought would shut me up.

But guess what?
I will never shut up!

[ Cawing ]

Oh, look!
I found my kazoo!

[ Playing happy tune ]

No, no, Meatwad.
Let him go. Let him go.

Far ahead of us.

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Shake: Frylock!

I'm taking up guitar lessons!

And drums!
At the same time!

Do you know any
pentatonic scales

that just use the whammy bar?

I want to get good,

but I don't want to have

to spend time doing it!

Hey, Frylock? Yahh!

Anyone need anything
pressure-washed!

Or nail-gunned?

[ Master Shake playing
hard rock ]

♪♪

Is it over?
The monsters?

Yep, just declared it.

So, they're dead?
Or they moved?

Stop! Put down the guitar!
This is important!

They were never here, Carl!

Frylock invented it
to shut me up!

And he should be prosecuted

to the fullest extent
of Jude Law.

So, we can stop talking with
blinking light bulbs now?

And walking into town on sand
like some friggin' camel joc--

I'm gonna take the high road
and say Muslim extremists.

It's a new day in America,
son!

Oh, that's so great.
Just give me a second, okay?

[ Farting ]

Oh! Ohhhhh!
Oh, yeah!

Ah.

Whoo, yeah!

Wow.

Ahh!

Sorry, dude.

But I been holding that
for, like, 18 months.

Part of your grass
is pretty brown now.

You know how to play bass?
I need some low end.

I'll wail all day
on air bass.

Ah, boom-boom bah,
da-doo bum-doo-doo.

Ba-doo-doo --
slap bass.

Boom-boom-boom,
boom-boom de-boom.

Shake:
We're gonna turn it up

and get those kitties wet.

I'm gonna be in Shake's band
and get his kitties wet.

Shh, quiet!
The monsters!

Monsters...

See you and your "monsters"
later, Frylock.

If they even exist!
Which they do not!

Meatwad, don't go out there!

Boom-boom-boom,
de-boom de-de-doom.

Gimme that guitar.

[ Playing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star" ]

Yeah!

Alright!

That's a jam.

Guess who got
red-pilled, Frylock?

Oh, what the hell?

I need to borrow your underwear.

Would you say it aloud so we can
all hear what you're saying?

Even the "monsters."
Right, guys?

Let me borrow your
underwear Carl.

[ Laughs ]

You know how I got it off
without dropping trou?

Adjustable side snap.

Gained some weight over
the holidays...in my junk.

Hey, hey, not so fast,
Fry-Perv.

You gotta tell me what
you're gonna do with it.

I'm gonna save the world.

Get out of your bubble,
Frylock!

Or is that gonna screw up
your monster story,

which we all now know is fake?!

[ Plays loudly ]

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[ Bubble squeaks ]

[ All gasp ]

Oh! It's so loud!

[ Rubbing sound ]

Yeah, that's right.
The platter is impenetrable.

Stop!
Stop attacking.

Roll him to the Empor-ear!

[ All laughing ]

Come close-ear.
I don't see too well.

I'm an ear, cl-ear-ly.

What do you want with us?

Leave our planet!

But this is our planet!

Gopus, tell me
my current location.

Planet EARth.

Planet EARth.

Did you hear her
with your ears?

This is Earth, not EARth!

But it's spelled
E-A-R-T-H.

But it's pronounced Earth.

But it's spelled E-A-R-!

I know that, but
it's pronounced Earth, okay?

Are you telling me
Gopus mispronounces "thongs"?

Impossi-bile.

Impossi-bile!

Ridicu-louse.
Gopus is a ghee-nius.

It's not Gopus.
It's GPS!

Look, your planet
is light years from here.

I don't see too well.
I'm an ear.

Alright,
let me describe this.

Round planet is Earth.
That's where we are right now.

Then there's this ear-shaped
planet that's way over here,

where you assholes live.

You should be
they-EAR not h-EAR.

Well, this was
pretty humiliating.

[ Chuckles ]

So, why don't we just keep
k*lling your people

because we're too embarrassed
to admit that we're wrong?

Before you do that,
I've got a th-EARy

that all you ears
are interconnected sonically.

Of course we are!

That's the one and only way
we can be brought -- wait.

Do I hear underw-ear?

Is the underw-ear
for sale?

Oh, I'll give it to you
for free.

[ Weapons cock ]

No! No.

Let him come forth
with the underw-ear.

Oh, yes.
Rub it against my lobe.

Ohhh!

Buff my drum.

Oh, did I forget to mention
it's teaming with germs

and bact-ear-ia?

So?!

So, it'll infect you
and your ear-shaped dickwads

or whatever they're called.

It's like "Blue Velvet"
up in here.

What?!

Empor-ear!
The infection!

It's giving us vertigo!

I want you off our planet.

Here, I just programmed
the autopilot in your Gopus.

See you later, n-eards!

That's how you pronounce "nerds"
on your planet!

Turn "rigit" and go "straigit"

for 2,000 "ligit" years
for planet EARth.

What direction is rigit?

I don't know!

Over there probably!

Carl and Master Shake:
♪ I perspire, and I'm no liar ♪

♪ When I say I desire
your boobs ♪

♪ I perspire, and I'm no liar ♪

♪ When I say I desire
your boobs ♪

Damn.
Y'all sound pretty good.

Infantile but...

That was all one day
of practice?

Yeah, this magical alien came by
and touched us, boom.

Now we kick ass.

Oh, another alien
touched you?

Yeah, another alien.

A magical one?
Yeah, right.

Yeah, Glen.

That's his earth name.

Oh, you're not gonna like him,
because he loves to eat nerds,

specifically science nerds.

Oh-oh, I get it.

Should I be quiet
and not talk?

No, no, no, you can talk!

I mean, just don't spout
your nerd sh*t

'cause It'll expose you
for the science dork you are.

Should I shout out
Euler's formula for polyhedra?

I feel like people
should know it.

I would not do that, Frylock.

"F" minus "E" plus "V" equals 2!

Huh.
I guess Glen left.

Aah!

Frylock!

[ Chewing, burping ]

Nerds!
I hate nerds.

Ah, dude.

I tried to tell him,
but you know what?

Some people, they just need
to be free

to make their own choices.

That's right.
This is America.

Ugh, nerd brains.

Oh, too much science.

Oy, I'm gonna hurl.

Hey, Glen,
glad you're here.

We got this sensitive
love ballad we wanna do

about me gettin'
a three-way with two chicks

in a construction-site
porta-john.

[ Both laugh ]

Problem is we haven't
written it.

And we don't know
how to write it.

Yoyoba!

Oh, cool.
I just wrote it!


♪♪

♪ When two won't do,
three is a magic number ♪

♪ For which I hunger ♪

♪ To my belt I'm looking to add
two more notches ♪

♪ So, how about you chicks ♪

♪ Come and step
into my sexual office? ♪

♪ And yeah, I know that neither
one of you are flawless ♪

♪ But you broads are flawless
when you are braless ♪

♪ Your butts and your four boobs
make me go berserk ♪

♪ Step inside my office,
and let's get to work ♪

♪ Boxslayer ♪

♪ Down on your knees ♪

♪ Boxslayer ♪

♪ Your boxes are slayed ♪

♪ Goodbye, boxes ♪

♪ Now get out
of my office ♪