12x04 - Get Lit Upon a Situpon

[bunniefuu]

You know that we're back,
all in trouble.

♪ Shake Zula, the mic rula,
the old schoola ♪

♪ You wanna trip?
I'll bring it to ya ♪

♪ Frylock and I'm on top,
rock ya like a cop ♪

♪ Meatwad, you're up next,
work it out now ♪

♪ Meatwad make the money, see ♪

♪ Meatwad get the honies, "G" ♪

♪ Drivin' in my car,
livin' like a star ♪

♪ Ice on my fingers
and my toes ♪

♪ Check it out, y'all,
check it, check it out ♪

♪ Check it ♪

♪ Check, check ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
make the girls say, "Ho" ♪

♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
make the girls say, "Ho" ♪

♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪

...number one in the 'hood, "G."

Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh! Jesus!

You want me to get the
shrink ray? For your fat ass?

You used it on this door,
didn't you?!

This thing used to
fit me like a glove!

Maybe you oughta
lose some weight.

Says the sphere of grease.
Thanks!

Why don't you slide
your polyunsaturated ass

around the door jam
so I can slide through?

That's right. Yeah.
Lube it up with your stink.

Look at that grease! We could
all be in better shape.

We're not getting
any younger.

Speak for yourself.

I am...
Forever...Teen!

Gagh! Ugh!

[ Horses neighing ]

[ Fanfare playing
on P.A. system ]

Step aside, pig!

Make way
for the machine!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Whirring ]

Congratulations, baby!
Welcome to Situpon!

You ready to get
Litupon a Situpon?

We're not just a bike,
my friend.

We are an entire community!

I want one!

But can you afford one?

Your hesitance to answer
indicates that you cannot.

So if it's all good
with you,

we'd rather you not be
in our community, okay?

Ha ha! Okay!

Ooh, you gonna take that
from a bicycle?

[ Scoffs ] He was
obviously talking to you!

But he be looking
directly at you.

Come on, baby! Feel that burn!
No pain, no gain, am I right?

Be savage,
not average!

Savage. Not average.

That's the way!
We made it!

Whoo!
I'm feeling it!

That right there
was some workout!

Carl: Hey!
Looking good, man!

Hey, I bought a Situpon, too.

Come over.
Help me put it together.

What?!

Alright, Carl!

Welcome to the
Situpon community.

We have no record
of him.

I would be
very wary here.

It's just like the Situpon.
It's called the Leprechaun.

-Top o' the morning to ya!
-You got a little cupholder here

for your sh*t glass
of whiskey.

You know, I can't really fit
my feet in these clips.

And, uh, they make me wear
this helmet, which I don't love.

We're going to the end
of the rainbow!

Follow me
to the pot o' gold!

Really what I need
is just your help

connecting
to your Internet.

Ah, sh*t.

[ Door closes ]

Fryman?

He be gone!
Faith and Begorrah!

You gotta pedal faster
if you want me gold!

-The pedal fell off. I can't --
-You aren't pedaling.

My knees are bumping against --
-What the hell's wrong with ya?

Shut up!

[ Chain saw buzzing ]

Hey, Frylock. We just got
our exercise equipment!

[ Grunting ]
The Walkulator!

Yep! Too bad you can't afford
to be part of our community.

And I know
what you're thinking.

I did get
the subscription service.

Didn't we just pull this
out of a dumpster?

Shut up!
That is strike one.

Two more, and the dehydrator

comes out,

and you are jerky,
my friend!

[ Grunts ]

[ Glass shatters ]

Okay.
Get them buns movin'!

One, two!
You know what to do!

Really burn them calories!
Why ain't you movin'?

Whew. I'm done. Alright.
That was a good start.

That's good. Let's get hydrated
and let's really get after it.

I really crushed it.

What are you doing?

No, this is part of
the muscle-building process.

We tear down the fibers...
and now we let them heal.

[ Raccoon screeching ]

Hey!

What the -- Get him!

I'm too exhausted
to chase him!

Yeah, man, I would love to,
but I'm covered in bees.

Alright, Fry-Daddy!
Crank it up to 90, baby!

This is what it takes,
my brother!

Whoo! I'm Savage.
Not average.

Alright then!
You can do this!

Keep up that pace, baby!
Up that hill!

You got this, Fry-Daddy!
Show me what you got!

Alright. Let me get this hill,
but then I need to stop, okay?

Oh, no. Ain't no stoppin'
Situpon, baby!

Ain't no stopping now!
You got this, Frylock!

Cramps make us amped,
baby!

If it ain't hurtin',
it ain't workin!

Push through! Come on!
You own this!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on, now! Where you going?!

One more hour,
and you got this, Fry!

I'm done!
I need to eat, man!

What you need to do
is get in shape!

Only losers eat!

Everyone eats!

All eating does
is make a turd.

But no, no. You know better

than I do.

Go ahead. I'll wait.

No. No.
I'll finish this out.

No, you won't!
Unh-unh!

You're not allowed to anymore
because you had to eat food!

[ Snoring ]

Hey. Fry-Daddy. You up?
Booty call.

Your booty. My bike,
Come on. Let's do this.

Get a few miles in
before sunrise.

Frylock:
I'm not riding today.

But -- But I thought we had
a plan all laid out.

Now you want to
go back on it?

Look. I just need one day
away from this.

One g*dd*mn day!
Is that too much to ask?

A day -- Look.
We do not have a day.

Listen. A catastrophic
earthquake is coming very soon.

And it will destroy our planet

as we know it.

Our astrofitnessecists just
confirmed it this morning.

Astrofitnessecist?

All of this pedaling, this
hard work you've been doing.

You've been charging the hover
batteries in your bike.

Hover batteries?

So all us Situpons

can get Litupon
another planet.

But those who cannot
afford a Situpon

will perish
in a fiery blaze.

Oh, hey, now! What are
you doing down there?

These are hover devices.

No sh*t, Sherlock.

We leave the planet
tonight at midnight.

Uh, uh, I've got to
tell my roommates.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
You tell no one!

And listen. Bring all the
maple syrup you can carry.

Maple syrup?
For what?!

To protect your skin

as we exit
the atmosphere.

But I don't keep
maple syrup in the --

Then go to the store
right now.

Be cool. Don't make a big thing
about it. Understand?

We don't need riots
in these streets.

♪♪

Frylock: Come on, man! You must
have some syrup back there!

What kind of pancake store
is this?!

Yeah, we're all out.
That guy got it all.

Hey, hey, man. You think
you can spare a --

[ g*n cocks ]

Easy, cowboy.

It's cool, it's cool. I just
needed a little syrup for --

Late-night pancakes,
right?

Maybe I'll see you
up there.

Get Litupon a Situpon.

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Glass shatters,
alarm ringing ]

[ Siren wailing ]

Oh, Faith and Begorrah!

You need to ride me,
not hide me!

Why won't you shut up?!
I unplugged you!

Carl, get out here, man!
It's an emergency!

I'm not a flippin'
clothes rack!

Listen and listen close.
This is gonna sound crazy,

but an earthquake is coming,
and only those

who own Situpons
are gonna be saved.

Here. Pour this syrup
all over your body --

to protect your skin
from the outer-space atmosphere

until we get
to Situponius.

That's the planet
that we're going to.

I believe him,
but maybe I should also

protect the inside
of my mouth and tummy.

Don't drink the syrup!

You don't ever know!

Sounds, uh, scammy.

Trust me.

The Situpon astrofitnessecists
confirmed this.

I ain't never known you
to lie to me,

so, uh, let's do this.

-Come on, Shake.
-Uh, no.

See, this is where I draw
the line, short stack.

Did you say midnight?
'Cause it's after midnight.

You got syrup
on my watch, doofus!

What the --
You told others?!

I specifically commanded you
not to tell non-Situponians!

They're my roommates, man.
What the hell you want me to do?

When we land on Situponius,

you will be banished
from our kingdom...

[Singsong voice]
...of fakery!

[ Shake and Coach laughing ]

Ooh! Look at you
all covered in maple syrup!

I can't wait till
the ants eat you alive!

Oh, oh.
Good one, assh*le.

Of all the people,
I'm the one who knew?!

[ Laughs ] Yeah, I never
believed it neither.

Oh, yes, you did!

I was just doing it
for the joke, you know?

You bought all the way
into it, Carl!

Look at you!

All slathered in s--

Ow! Ohh! Ow! Carl!
Ugh! Ow!

You mention this ever again,
and I'm gonna k*ll ya.

Do you understand?

We don't solve problems
with v*olence.

Give me a towel.

Is the earthquake late,
y'all?

I don't feel no earth
movin' under my feet.

Come on, now. I was just
having a little fun.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

A comet is coming
to destroy the planet.

And this time,
I'm not lyin'.

Nah, man,
I think I'm done

with your belligerent
assh*le service.

I was just making sure
that you were committed.

I was committed! I pay to
do this sh*t every month!

That's why I lie
about catastrophes --

to scare you
into shape!

Because you aren't
strong enough and I --

Damn it!
I care about you!

Meatwad: Frylock, some
Italian fella's at the door!

Oh. Excuse me. That's someone
coming to buy your ass

and get you the hell out of
my house and out of my life.

[Italian accent]
Ah, mama mia!

I'm-a Mr. Spaghetti.

I come alla way from a-Italy
to buy a spicy a-bicycletta!

Just take it, Shake.

Who's it is the Shake?

Ayy! I'm-a
Mister Spaghetti!

Super-Mario Spaghetti!

I left-a my wallet back-a
in the old-a country

with Mama.
Ohhh, my mama.

It's free. Take it!

Just keep it outside the house.
Away from me.

[Normal voice] Thanks, man.
He bought it!

Wow! I told you
that accent was good!

And it's totally
not r*cist at all!

You know I'm $40 a month,
right?

Relax, dude! I'm punching in
the numbers as we speak!

Oh I see
what you're doing.

You're doing this
on Fry-Daddy's card.

You know, this is gonna
be declined eventually.

You don't think
I know that?!

But right now I need to lose
some weight, preferably today.

So, you know, let's go.

Just get on the bike.

You know, honestly, t-this chair
is a lot better for my back.

You know what? This is why
you are not married...

and you have no meaningful
friendships.

People are offended
by the way you look.

I'm a confirmed bachelor!

Uh-oh! I think I must
have struck a ner--

Stupid bike!
You hurt my feelings!

Shake: People love
the way I look.

What are you doing?

I'm looking
for your shrink ray.

Got these skinny jeans,
and they don't fit me.

That's 'cause your ass
ain't skinny.

There ain't no shortcut
to exercise, man.

Uh, there is
with the shrink ray.

What happened to getting
Litupon my Situpon?

Look, y'all. A note.
Written in bicycle grease.

Situpon Coach:
"Dearest Fry-Daddy, I took off.

Call it a solo ride.

I hoped I could change you
and unlock your potential.

You and I could've been together
forever on Situponius.

Your butt on my face,
sweating..."

Okay. That's enough of that.
Who wants pancakes?

Wait. I don't understand.
The -- The seat was his face?

What's that over there?

Above the really rich
area of town?

Situpon Coach:
Onward, community!

Onward to Situponius!

See you later, DickLock,

which is my new nickname
for you!

And, yes,
the seat is my face!

And what's that over there

coming right towards us?

[ Rumbling ]

Well, sh*t.
I guess that's a comet.

Come on, man! Start jinglin'!

Come on, y'all!

[ Growling ]

Jiggle with your
giggle belly, now.

Let's give it a wiggle jiggle!

Oh...

Toonie! Ha ha ha ha!

♪♪