04x68 - Three Goats, No Waiting

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Between the Lions". Aired: April 3, 2000 – November 22, 2010.*
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04x68 - Three Goats, No Waiting

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announcer bunny here to show you what's

coming up

next on between the lions

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if you think that was fun watch this

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cooperative agreement

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and by the corporation for public

broadcasting i love how you said that

cleo

you know theo i never get tired of

telling people about our funders

me either i could do it at least once

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hey now hey

wow here's how

come and read between the lions

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between the covers

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let's quiet down we've got a lot of work

to do what do you say we take a head

count everybody here

okay mom present mom check

dad um here dad check leona

right here here i am here i am yo me

leona

check with an exclamation point click

click check all right monkey

here monkey check uh

monkey uh i'm sorry there's no monkey on

my list

uh but i'm here yes you

are but this is a meeting of the actors

in a play

that lionel wrote and is directing a

play

oh what play doesn't have a part for a

monkey

a happy monkey come on cubby give the

monkey a break

is all i get are those little dr ruth

sketches i'm a big talent give me a

chance

huh oh man i'm sorry uh

there's only four parts monkey you

could still sit in the audience and

enjoy the show

oh hey you're right why should i knock

myself

out thanks lady thanks a lot

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that monkey called me lady

okay cast this play is based on a very

famous story

the three billy goats crawf by noam

oakley

is one of them a monkey no

i'll uh i'll read the story so that

you're all familiar with it

once upon a time there were three goats

whose last name was gruff

one day they were hungry but there was

no grass left in their valleys

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crabgrass

the middle goat spotted loads of green

grass

on a hill past the river

the only way to reach that hill was to

cross

a bridge under the bridge lived a

big hungry troll who like to eat

goats how could they hope to get past

the troll

the little goat went first

drip trap trip who's that tripping over

my bridge

croaked the troll only the smallest

skinny is billy goat gruff

said the little goat i'm going to gobble

you up

the troll roared why eat me

when there's a bigger juicier goat

coming up the road behind me

ask the little goat okay go ahead

said the troll and he let the little

goat go

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23 minutes later the middle goat crossed

the bridge trap

trip trap who's that tripping over my

bridge croak the troll i'm another goat

kind of skinny and not very meaty said

the middle goat

i'm going to gobble you up the troll

roared

why eat me when there's a really big

beefy goat coming up the road behind me

ask the middle goat okay

go ahead i want the big goat said the

troll

and he let the middle go go

six and a half minutes later the

biggest goat crossed the bridge

who's that tripping over my bridge

croaked the troll

no just the biggest goat you ever saw

said the big goat that's a big

goat i'm going to gobble you up

the troll ride i'm not afraid of you

the big goat roared right back

then the big goat threw the troll into

the river

and went up the hill there

the three billy goats grubs still live

eating

all the grass they want the

f wow what a story

i love that troll okay now it's time to

assign

who will play which part in my play

oh troll over here me me mimi can i be

the troll

dad uh you'll play the biggest billy

goat gruff since you're all um

big and tall enough any character that

wants to eat is a character after my own

heart

mom luna troll troll leona

uh you're gonna play the middle billy

goat i'd be delighted

leona troll click click uh

you'll be the little goat affirmative

is that satisfactory perfect now lyanna

yeah

yeah yes uh

you can be the troll who me

i'm the troll oh what a surprise

oh i love my director

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and now my fair pigeons act one

um pigeons repeat after me

the goat in the coat floats mainly

in his boat

in

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grown

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from their hit word boat is the polka

king in his pokemon army

arty and smarmy marmy smarty panes

take it smarty polka key

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in the boat

float

float

oh and now it's time for

wayne's word strange word

gwen here once again at blending fields

where

two brave knights and armor will charge

together

at high speed and make a word competing

today we have sir

[Applause]

oh

[Applause]

yeah excellent that's good for today

and this is great saying don't you groan

cuz i'll see you next time

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you'll be great leona wow nice set guys

okay people people work with me hey hey

thanks for making me your assistant ll

sean i'm glad you're here thanks thanks

this grass tastes like cardboard

that's because it is cardboard love

yummy

please don't eat the scenery dad don't

eat the scenery dad

mom let's run through your part oh okay

okay

i'm hungry perfect spot on

don't change a thing incredible amazing

wowie okay

let's see the little goat all so hungry

boffo boffo genius you're all so good

i must be a great director you are a

genius ll

wow zip

don't get carried away don't get carried

away

oh oh me oh sorry all right check

i am true troll is me

okay okay leona

um remember you're mean and nasty

okay mean and nasty well you know lionel

i don't really want to eat mom and dad i

just had a carrot and i'm stuffed

uh just pretend yeah just pretend you're

hungry

that's acting attacking oh okay gotcha

l.l

okay places everybody let's start with

the scene where the little girl crosses

the bridge strip trap yada yada yada

yana little cocktail

bridge trip

trap trip trap trip trap gasp

oh look at the little goat

you are so cute cut

cut cut cut don't get carried away

bingo leona huh you weren't mean and

nasty

oh i forgot i'm sorry okay okay

let's try it again don't get carried

away

no let's try it again right hello little

count to the bridge

trip trap trip trap trip

oh i can't be me

she's so adorable can't i be a nice

troll

if you're a nice troll how's it gonna

look when that big goat

kung fuji into the river going to look

bad no can do

i want to be in the play but i i can't

be

mean you don't know what a burden it is

to be so

sweet and nice and cute

don't get me out of the play lionel oh

leona

lionel's not going to kick you out of

the play are you

okay okay i've got an idea all right

stand back

give his brain room

leona why don't you be the small goat

and click

you be the mean nasty troll affirmative

ll

great idea genius brilliant

wardrobe oh

what a cute kid kid get it kid get it

[Laughter]

mouse engaging mean and hungry mode

all right now this is how it should have

been in the first place huh

all right now leona you're a little goat

think like a goat baa

baa

okay liana do exactly what a little goat

would do

i'm a goat very good i'm a goat louder

i'm a goat goat goat very good okay

all right take him from the bridge okay

little goat to the bridge

trip trap trip trap

who is that tripping over my bridge

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it's just a play leona yes click was

only pretending leona

what can i do

and now my fair pigeons act

two all right pigeons repeat

after me the goat in the coat

floats mainly in his boat

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i said repeat after me the

goat in the coat floats mainly in his

boat

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pigeons uh oh oh uh sorry buster uh we

didn't hear you uh

we were looking at this goat in a coat

floating in a uh

uh uh boat

yeah boat

if you can read c o a co then you

can read coat and coast and coaster two

and coach and cold cause they start the

same way

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is a great big clue and as long as you

check

out the ending too you can read lots of

words that

start with

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once again it's the continuing daring

and dangling adventures of

cliff haggard today's adventure number

76

cliffhanger and the enchanted goat in a

coat in a boat

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excuse me excuse me

we find cliffhanger where we left him

last hanging from a cliff

can't hold on much

longer all of a sudden cliff spots an

enchanted goat

in a coat floating in a boat

cliff reaches in his backpack and

locates his

trusty survival manual using his expert

decoding skills

cliff begins to read

when you see an enchanted goat in a coat

floating in a boat give her some toast

and say please get me off this cliff

please get me off this cliff

get you off this cliff my pleasure

are cliffhangers days on the cliff

finally over will he now be able to roam

free

forever i hope he likes this cliff

better than the other one

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and that's why he's called cliff hanger

can hold on much

longer

[Applause]

it's magic

and now please welcome the outstanding

and remarkable smarmy mommy sparks

okay and now i the great smartini

will do my trousers

words into one trick watch out secret

and roy

i will now get the two words

boat

i will now put the two words into my

smart depends

but

[Applause]

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a houseboat

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[Applause]

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boast

hmm

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oh

toast toast thank you

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oh god

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oh i see

all right welcome now you are about to

see a play

written directed and produced

by lionel me

now this is based on the norwegian

folktale

the three billy goats gruff

oh one of my favorites oh yeah now now

please

please be warned this play contains a

very very very

scary troll oh

yes yes yes okay

enjoy the three

billy goats gruff

once upon a time there were three goats

whose last name was gruff there was a

little goat

a medium goat about a size seven and a

half

huh and a great big

extra large coat

oh yeah i'm big there was no grass left

in their valley

and they were hungry

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they saw loads of green grass growing on

a hill

past the river hmm

reach the hill they had to cross a

bridge

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under the bridge lived a very

scary hungry troll

who like to eat goats

how could they hope to get past the

troll

the little goat went first

trip trap trip trap truck

who's that tripping over my

bridge only a very small billy goat

i'm going to gobble you up

why eat me when there's a bigger juicier

gold coming up the road behind me

and besides that i'm plastic in a

choking hazard

uh okay go ahead

the troll let the little goat go trip

trap

trip trap the medium goat crossed the

bridge

trip

tripping over my bridge another skinny

goat

i'm going to gobble you up oh

why eat me when there's a really big

really

beefy goat coming up the road behind me

whoa baby huh okay

go ahead

the troll let the medium goat cross

then the biggest goat crossed the

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trap is bridge tripping over my bridge

who's that tripping over

my bridge

no who's jumping over my bridge only the

biggest

goat you ever saw um i'm going to

gobble you up ooh i'm not afraid of

you oh then the biggest goat butted the

mean troll

right into the river

whoa

then the biggest goat joined his

brothers

on the hillside they're still there

today

eating grass

thank you very much oh thank you all the

fans

thank you very much it was a lot of hard

work

i just

[Applause]

lionel you're not bothered that your

sister's getting all the attention are

you

are you kidding a meter star

why are a lion star maker

boy lady you were amazing

[Applause]

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and now my fair pigeons act

three ah forget about it

they'll never do it the

goat in the coat floats

mainly in his boat

they've got it by george they've got it

well this calls for a toast

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juice get it

no yeah no

yeah hopeless

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keyword pbs kids if you get a child wild

about reading she'll learn happily ever

after

be a designated reader are you ready to

get wild about reading leona

what that's lying for yes i'm ready

okay here we go once upon a time there

was a little lion

that lived

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[Applause]

between

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