16x21 - m*rder in F Major
Posted: 03/21/23 08:01
(THEME MUSIC)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(♪♪♪)
Thank you.
- There you are.
- This is so exciting, William.
Toronto has entered a
new era of sophistication.
- Is that so?
- With the creation
of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra,
we're no longer an uncivilized city.
Oh, I don't know! I think
we're plenty civilized.
Have you seen the number
of churches lately?
Well, for some people, the Symphony
is the true place of worship.
(BRACKENREID): This
is the life, Margaret.
Mingling with the toffs,
quaffing bloody good champagne.
Language, Thomas. We're
not in the station house.
- Margaret!
- Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
Who's that?
You've met her! Mrs. Serrano.
- Oh!
- The music director is her husband.
- Oh, hello!
- I'm so happy you could make it.
- We wouldn't have missed it for the world.
- Mm-hm.
Oh! How wonderful you're
an aficionado, Inspector.
Truth be told, I much prefer the opera.
- Uh!
- Huh...
(FORCED LAUGH)
- Have you seen Victor?
- Mr. Serrano?
Yes. He was here.
I've been looking for him.
He's supposed to give a speech.
Oh.
Looks as though I'll have to do it.
(LIGHT LAUGHTER)
- Thomas.
- What?
Honestly...
Victor Serrano is the
author of a travesty.
You have made your opinion
known numerous times, Mr. Block.
We are the Symphony Orchestra.
Our artists are the pinnacle
of musical achievement.
- That is true.
- Then why?
Why are we bringing in
a pianist from Germany?
Kriegoff is wonderful.
And, honestly, he'll put
our orchestra on the map.
Something we are well
and able to do ourselves.
Excuse me!
Thank you all for coming.
My husband, Victor, and I are so pleased
that you are all here tonight.
And as he is still
making final arrangements,
the pleasure falls to me of announcing
that tonight's performance
of the Toronto Symphony
will include a performance of
Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.
conducted by Maestro de Leon
and performed with the great
pianist, Gregory Kriegoff.
(APPLAUSE)
He played that concerto
in New York last year.
- Julia.
- (JULIA): I'm telling you it was fabulous.
- I've never heard of him.
- Oh. I forgot.
He's not a scientist.
- Or a criminal.
- Or a criminal, yes.
Julia.
Julia Ogden?
Oh! Uh, Herbert.
Are you here with the symphony?
Uh, yes, yes. That's the very
reason I returned to Toronto.
- Oh.
- I never thought that I'd see you again.
- It must be destiny.
- (CHUCKLES)
May I present my
husband, William Murdoch.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Your husband. (DRY CHUCKLE)
Will the obstacles to
our love never cease?
(UNCOMFORTABLE CHUCKLE)
Who was that?
An old flame, long
extinguished, I assure you.
Hania Ahmad.
- Violinist.
- Charmed.
- Are you in the orchestra?
- No.
There are no women in this orchestra.
Oh, is that so?
I keep asking Mr. Serrano,
but he won't budge.
Perhaps you could petition him for me?
(CHUCKLES)
Oh! What?
- Honestly.
- (BRACKENREID SIGHS)
No.
It's simply not possible.
The money isn't there!
(SIGHS) Imbecile.
(DOOR OPENS)
Just a minute.
(MAN, FROM AFAR): Stop!
- Get away from me!
- Margaret, hold that.
- Yes.
- Help me!
Stop!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Put me through to
Station House Fur, please.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Well, well, sirs!
It appears I'm underdressed
for the occasion.
Although, given the circumstances,
I suppose it's appropriate.
Clearly, he was garroted,
but there seems to be no
other see signs of trauma.
No m*rder w*apon left behind.
- Oh, my.
- What is it?
(JULIA EXCLAIMS ADMIRINGLY)
They look like they're worth a fortune.
(MURDOCH): "For all the good times. V."
Well, we know what that means, don't we?
An affair.
Oh!
Sir, have a look!
Pipe and cigarette ash.
Two people in the room, perhaps.
These look quite unique.
Cigarettes from Cairo.
Was there anyone else near this
office at the time of the m*rder?
Sir, yes, the stage manager,
Donald Joseph, has an
office just next to here.
I have him waiting for you in the lobby.
Mr. Joseph, I understand
you were in your office
at the time Mr. Serrano was k*lled?
(SIGHS)
Mr. Joseph?
That's where I told everyone I would be.
But I was sleeping in
the piano storage room.
Please don't tell anyone.
That's not my concern.
Are you certain you didn't see anyone?
I told you I was asleep.
I don't care much for parties.
We'll let you know if we
have any further questions.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
It's as you said. He was strangled.
- Any other injuries?
- Oh, there were scratches on his neck
and cuts on his finger where he
tried to get the wire off his neck.
Do you have any idea what
kind of wire was used?
I'm afraid not.
All I know at this point was the wire
was about an eighth of an inch thick.
I also found this.
Wood fragments?
From the garrote.
I'll let you know if
I find anything else.
Thank you, Miss Hart.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
(SCOFFS)
Julia, have I missed something?
Oh, only how fabulous I am, apparently.
(LAUGHS)
From Herbert Block.
Yes. They're all from him.
Your old flame.
Perhaps not as extinguished
as you'd thought.
- Should I be concerned?
- Oh! Don't be silly, William.
Oh, by the way, I spoke to Mrs.
Serrano last night, at her home.
How is she?
Do you mean... do I think
she's guilty of something?
You know me so well.
I know that she's going
to be at symphony hall.
She's going ahead with this
concert, no matter what.
Curious.
Certainly didn't grieve long.
(LAUGHS)
(INDISTINCT VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND)
Mrs. Serrano.
Detective.
You're proceeding with the concert?
Of course.
The symphony wasn't
just my husband's dream.
It was a dream we shared.
Mr. Joseph was seen near
your husband's office.
Do you think it's possible...?
No, of course not.
They were great friends.
Do you know of anyone else
who may have wished him harm?
No. Never. He was a man
of culture and breeding.
We found these diamond earrings
in your husband's pocket,
along with this note.
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
He must have bought
them for our anniversary.
He was such a romantic.
Is there anything else?
Um...
Mrs. Serrano, did your husband smoke?
Victor? Yes, he smoked a pipe.
Anything else?
No. Never.
Now if you'll excuse me.
So, you're Julia Ogden's husband?
Yes, I am.
Hm.
Is there something I can help you with?
Oh, I'm just observing.
Trying to imagine what
it is she sees in you.
Well, she obviously saw
enough in me to become my wife.
And in the future, I
would prefer you stopped
sending her unwanted gifts.
Are you threatening me?
Hardly.
I would keep my distance
if I thought the better
man had won, but, uh...
That just doesn't seem to be the case.
I don't know how I can help you.
I'm simply an accountant.
- Have a seat, Mr. Cleavy.
- (DOOR CLOSING)
In a m*rder investigation,
it's often quite helpful
to follow the money.
I did warn him that his involvement
with a bunch of musicians
might be a losing proposition.
Was Mr. Serrano involved
in any other ventures
that would cause him to lose money?
Now's the time to be
truthful, Mr. Cleavy.
I wouldn't call it a venture, per se.
He was also... (SIGHS)
Passionate about women.
One in particular.
I have a feeling you're
not talking about his wife.
Mr. Serrano was...
Paying for a lady's apartment.
Do you know who the lady was?
Mrs. Serrano came to me just last week
demanding that I tell
her and I said the same.
So Victor Serrano's
wife knew of the affair?
(LAUGHS DRYLY) She most certainly did.
- Sir?
- What is it, Crabtree?
I spoke to Mr. Serrano's bank manager.
The diamond earrings we
found in his possession...
Mrs. Serrano assumed
they were a gift for her.
But they already belonged to her.
He didn't just buy them.
He collected them from
their safety deposit box.
She lied to us.
Also, he withdrew one thousand dollars.
One thousand?!
The fool.
This mystery lady must
have cast quite the spell.
(TUNING INSTRUMENTS)
Mrs. Serrano lied to us.
She knew that Mr. Serrano
was having an affair.
- She's admitted this?
- Serrano's accountant told me.
It seems like a good reason for m*rder.
(MRS. SERRANO): I want it done
within the hour. Do you understand me?
- And she appears to have a temper.
- Within the hour!
(SIGHS)
- Mrs. Serrano.
- Yes?
- We'd like a few words.
- I'm quite busy right now.
Mrs. Serrano, how long had
you known that your husband
- was having an affair with another woman?
- Sir!
Mr. Serrano withdrew a
substantial amount of money
just before he was k*lled.
We believe it was for his mistress.
- Mistress?
- He had diamond earrings in his pocket
and a note that they were for her.
You knew your husband was unfaithful.
And the earrings and the
money were the last straw.
You were furious with
him. You k*lled him.
Have you two lost your minds?
My husband was k*lled and
instead of being out there
finding his k*ller, you're
standing here accusing me?
(EXHALES ANGRILY)
- Perhaps we could speak somewhere private?
- (SCOFFS)
Would you rather the station house?
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
Yes, I knew my husband
was having an affair.
Then why lie?
'Cause I wanted to protect
his name. He was a good man.
Even though he was unfaithful.
And even though he was going to give
your diamond earrings to someone else?
And I didn't know about that.
Truly.
And if I had k*lled him,
wouldn't I have taken them with me
instead of leaving them with him?
Who was your husband
having an affair with?
I don't know.
I asked him.
(TREMBLING BREATH)
I don't know who it was.
He told me he was
going to end the affair
and have nothing more
to do with that woman.
I believed him.
(SNIFFLING) I loved him.
Am I under arrest?
Not at this time.
(MRS. SERRANO SIGHS)
If Mrs. Serrano is to be believed,
the mistress was about to be
let go the night of the m*rder.
So he tried to rid himself of her.
She took exception and strangled him.
- Perhaps.
- But she didn't take the earrings.
It's possible she
didn't know about them,
or simply took the money and ran.
Back to the love nest.
- Possibly.
- Cleavy, the accountant, paid the bills.
He'll know where it is.
(METALLIC BANGING, INDISTINCT VOICES)
What the hell is that?
(NOTES ON THE PIANO,
MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
- (HE SIGHS)
- (MRS. SERRANO): Ahem!
(MURDOCH): May we be of assistance?
Who are you?
Detective William Murdoch,
Inspector Brackenreid.
Toronto Constabulary.
- Did you call the police on me, Barbara?
- Absolutely not!
They've been here since Victor's death.
Oh, ja. Ja, ja, ja, ja.
Gentlemen,
I am Gregory Kriegoff.
Have you had any luck finding
my dear friend's k*ller?
Not as of yet.
But rest assured that we will.
Now, what appears to be the problem?
Ha-ha! Everything.
I can understand that the dressing
room is not so good, Barbara.
I can understand that there
is no tailor in Toronto
who can alter a suit jacket!
But what I cannot understand,
Barbara, is a... (FALSE
NOTES ON THE PIANO)
Faulty piano! How am I to
play Tchaikovsky on this, huh?
I-I don't know how it happened.
The piano was in the storage
room until this morning.
Well, happen it did!
And now you must fix it!
May I take a look?
- Huh.
- What do you know about pianos?
(IN A LOW VOICE): I
don't. Well, I don't.
(NOTES)
(GREGORY): The wire is gone!
Now we know where the garrote came from.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh. We met at university.
Was it a serious affair?
More for him than me.
We only stepped out a couple of times,
but he became obsessed with me.
At first it was rather flattering,
but then most disconcerting,
so I broke it off.
- Are you worried now?
- Well, of course not.
Well, Julia, some men don't know
how to take no for an answer.
It was a long time ago.
Years only intensify those desires.
(VIOLIN MUSIC)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Be with me, Julia, and your life
will be filled with music and flowers.
(PATRONS EXCLAIMING)
The only name I have for
that apartment is Mr. Serrano.
There was a woman who lived there.
Or at least frequented the building.
Oh. I don't know what you're implying.
Did you see a lady go in
and out of the building?
Oh, no.
And it's been quiet as the
grave the last few days.
Oh, what a blessed relief.
What, there was noise
coming out of there?
Was there!
The same tune, over and over again,
on a violin.
Sometimes I could hear a woman
curse when she played the wrong note.
So you never saw the woman,
- but you heard her playing?
- Oh, late at night.
I'd hear...
(HUMS)
You're humming the Tchaikovsky tune.
Oh. If you say so.
Now, if you don't mind.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Miss Ahmad, may we have a word?
Of course.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
This is not a pleasant
visit, I'm afraid.
I see.
Miss Ahmad, what was the
nature of your relationship
with Victor Serrano?
I suppose if you are asking,
you are well aware of it.
Victor loved me.
And I loved him.
But not enough to
leave his wife for you.
- Men are cowards.
- He was breaking it off with you, wasn't he?
Miss Ahmad, did Victor
Serrano pay you money
the night that he was k*lled?
I am not a harlot, sir.
And you will not speak
to me as if I was one.
My interest is simply in finding
out who k*lled Mr. Serrano.
Something I had nothing to do with.
You smoke, Miss Ahmad?
On occasion. Why?
May I see your cigarettes?
Egyptian cigarettes. Interesting.
And very expensive.
Mr. Kriegoff gave me the whole package.
The pianist.
Hand rolled especially for him in Cairo.
Would you care for one?
For the purposes of evidence. Thank you.
It's my belief that smoking
reduces your lung capacity.
Can't possibly be good for you.
Many things that aren't good
for you bring you pleasure, sir.
Ain't that the truth.
Good day.
(ARIA PLAYING)
Mr. Kriegoff?
Detective Murdoch, Toronto Constabulary.
(LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES)
(CLICKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ah, Detective Murdoch. Mm.
Please, accept my apologies.
Do you always carry
a g*n when you bathe?
On occasion.
I'm a little on edge lately.
Mm.
Mr. Kriegoff, I know you lied.
You didn't just arrive
in Toronto today, did you?
I may not have.
But this is hardly a crime, is it?
- These are your brand?
- Hm. Indeed.
We found this packet
in Mr. Serrano's office
the night that he was k*lled.
Oh, but they are not unique to me.
Miss Ahmad says that they are.
Ah, yes. She's a delightful
creature, is she not?
Perhaps not.
Did she k*ll Victor?
Mr. Kriegoff, what were you doing
with Mr. Serrano before he died?
If you prefer, I can take
you down to the station house
- and throw you in our cells.
- You wouldn't.
Prison would ruin my reputation! Hmm...
Turn around.
So you can raise your
w*apon at me again?
So I can get out of the tub.
I will explain everything. Please, mm?
I was with Victor before he died.
I wired him from New
York, ahem, desperate.
You see, some very bad men had told me
that if I did not give them money,
that they...
Were going to cut off my fingers.
Who were these men?
Uh, I would rather not say, but
they wanted a thousand dollars.
Why?
(SIGHS) Well...
I might have owed it
to them, but Victor,
he's an old friend and he said
that he would give me the money, so.
How do I know you weren't extorting him?
I would never!
I love Victor.
Victor saved my life.
He wanted to just give me the money,
but I promised him I would
pay him back every penny
and I still will, just...
To his widow.
Did Mr. Serrano say anything
to you about his life?
Was anyone threatening him?
Not him.
But...
Someone was threatening his mistress.
Apparently, a former
acquaintance of hers
was getting a little pushy.
She told him someone
was threatening her life?
I suppose so.
But then Victor did also say
that she was one of those people
who was just prone to
these flights of fancy, so.
Ah!
Poor Victor.
He just did not know what to believe.
(ORCHESTRAL, DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Sir. (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Who do you think did it?
Could be any one of them, George.
We have four viable suspects;
no m*rder w*apon.
But we know it was piano wire.
- Is that right, sir?
- It was.
Didn't Mr. Joseph tell us he
was sleeping in the storage room
where they kept pianos?
He certainly did.
Henry?
Sir?
See what you can find
out about a Herbert Block.
- He's a member of the orchestra.
- Of course, sir.
Herbert Block, sir.
I don't see him on your board there.
He isn't. It's an
unrelated matter, George.
(BIRDSONG)
(RATTLING IN THE DISTANCE)
Hello?
Oh...
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
Hello?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Oh, Herbert. What are you doing here?
I'm here for you.
Did... did you just walk into my house?
When we were courting, you
didn't mind a surprise visit.
That was a very long time ago.
This is for you.
M'lady.
Oh, for goodness' sake!
Herbert, get up!
I'm married, Herbert. And very happily!
Run away with me.
Leave at once. Or I'll see to it
that my husband puts you behind bars!
- Julia.
- Get out!
Out!
- Yeah.
- Out!
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
(♪♪♪)
Sir, you've attended symphony
performances in the past, have you not?
I have.
What instrument does the conductor play?
(SCOFFS) None at all, George.
Well, then what exactly does he do?
He... leads the orchestra.
How exactly does he do that?
This must be the storage room.
- So this is where Mr. Joseph was sleeping.
- Sir,
a letter from him to Miss Ahmad.
"Why won't you answer me,
my love? You are k*lling me."
It's odd he didn't send it.
He sounds quite lovesick.
Sir, can I ask another
question if you don't mind?
Yes, of course, George.
Do you think it's time I start
thinking about having children?
Oh! I don't think I'm the person...
I just don't want to do
it at too advanced an age.
Oh. I hardly think that you're that.
- You...
- I mean, Effie and I wonder how you manage sometimes.
Well, just as where you
and Dr. Ogden are... oh, my!
What do we have here?
Oh!
If I'm not mistaken,
that is the m*rder w*apon.
- What are you doing here?
- Mr. Joseph, we'd like to have a word...
Stop!
Ooh!
(GEORGE PANTING)
(♪♪♪)
(PANTING)
William?
(PANTING)
Stop!
Sweet mother...
Doctor?
(♪♪♪)
(MURDOCH GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
Oh, William!
Good. I need to talk to you.
Mr. Block does know you're married.
I did make that clear, yes.
- I'll have a word with him.
- Thank you.
His visit was a troubling intrusion
and usually I wouldn't
worry, but with Susannah...
- Of course.
- Thank you.
...high standard that we maintain.
- But if you...
- Mr. Carli,
you are a pleasure to watch
perform, but you are undisciplined.
Please shape up.
Hm.
Mrs. Serrano, if I might have a word?
I heard that Mr. Joseph
ran off. Did you catch him?
No, Mr. Joseph hasn't
returned to his former lodgings
and constables haven't
seen him anywhere.
I don't know why he would run.
There must be some misunderstanding.
You stated earlier that Mr. Joseph
and your husband were quite close.
Is it possible there was some animosity?
Never. Donald and Victor were friends.
They both loved the symphony.
They lived for the music.
- Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Of course.
(GRUNTS LIGHTLY)
Ah, excuse me, sir, a word?
Of course.
That chap is the conductor, isn't it?
Indeed. Do not disturb him.
- He's very busy.
- No, of course.
I-I'm just curious as to...
- What does a conductor do?
- Excuse me?
Well, all you musicians
read music, do you not?
Of course.
And you all rehearse
and practise together?
- Regularly.
- So, the musicians all know their parts?
I should hope so.
Then, presumably, you could
all play those parts, together,
even if he were, say, not there?
Is there a point to your inquiries?
I'm just curious as to
what does a conductor do?
He is the maestro.
He's the lord and master of the music.
- George!
- Sir!
Ah! I'm sure the role of
conductor is very necessary!
Necessary in ways I can't fathom.
Sir, I have your hat.
I need you to go to Miss Ahmad's rooms.
Now, if Mr. Joseph is in love
with her, as the note suggests,
then that's likely the
next place he'll go.
Sir.
- Are you sure you don't want some?
- Ah, thank you, no.
Please sit.
Do you really think Mr.
Joseph will come here?
Well, it's a hunch of the detective's.
We have reason to believe that
Mr. Joseph is in love with you.
It wouldn't surprise me.
I know it sounds scandalous,
but Mr. Serrano was going
to leave his wife for me.
- Was he now?
- Yes.
And that is likely why
Mr. Joseph k*lled him.
Do you know that?
I don't know it, but it does
stand to reason, doesn't it?
(SIGHS)
Love's labour is never easy.
- What do you mean?
- Oh! This symphony.
I have no stage manager,
an angry soloist and now my principal
second violinist has just quit!
- Herbert Block? Why?
- Yeah.
Oh, he said his heart was broken.
- Where is he now?
- I have no idea.
So, you think this
was the m*rder w*apon?
I believe so, yes.
And you say you found it
among Mr. Joseph's possessions?
- Yes.
- Why didn't he get rid of it?
Perhaps he didn't have time?
That fact is troubling me, as well.
Sir, look at this.
It's a letter from Miss Ahmad
begging Mr. Serrano to let her
play violin in the orchestra.
She's definitely persistent.
She even told me that.
No, there's something...
Look at this, sir.
We found this letter in the storage room
supposedly written by Mr. Joseph.
They're written in the same hand.
She wrote them both. But why?
To make Mr. Joseph
appear guilty of m*rder.
We're dealing with a very
devious woman, Murdoch.
One who George is currently with.
It was going to be perfect.
Mr. Serrano was going to help me
truly begin my career as a soloist.
My life was going to be
a wonderful adventure.
But now it is in ruins.
Donald!
- Get out!
- You told me you loved me!
I don't want to see you!
Constable, arrest him!
Mr. Joseph, you're coming
to the station house with me.
You're under arrest for m*rder.
m*rder? I did no such thing.
You had motive. We found your
love letter to Miss Ahmad.
She was having an affair with Serrano.
Did you k*ll him so you
could have her to yourself?
I didn't! Hania, how could you?
(g*nsh*t, PAINFUL GROAN)
Bloody hell!
- Hand me that!
- Hania, you betrayed me.
(PANTING)
Sirs.
Better late than never.
I want to go home.
I'm afraid that is not in your future.
We found your fingermarks on the
w*apon that k*lled Mr. Serrano.
- I don't know how they got...
- Please, stop lying.
Mr. Serrano wasn't going to
leave his wife for you, was he?
And he also wasn't going to let
you play in the orchestra, either.
So, in a fit of rage...
You k*lled him.
You found the w*apon
in Mr. Joseph's office.
Because you put it there,
along with a desperate love letter
to make him appear as though he
would be willing to k*ll for love.
I stopped him from k*lling me.
I am a gifted violinist and
a woman worth k*lling for.
Can't you see that?
Why won't you believe me?
- I'm a star!
- (DOOR CLOSING)
My husband may have had a wandering eye,
but he did not deserve his fate.
Thank you for catching his k*ller.
- You're most welcome.
- My condolences, Mrs. Serrano.
Victor would have been so
pleased with this evening.
Ah, well, the show must go on.
And I am sure it will
go without a hitch.
Well, I wish I had your confidence, sir.
Well, at least she
got her violinist back.
I saw that Herbert fellow
about half an hour ago.
Is that so?
- Ah, sir.
- Yes?
Uh, the other sir. Uh.
What is it, Henry?
Well, I found out some
news about Mr. Block.
- He could be a dangerous fellow, sir.
- How so?
He was suspected of k*lling a man
who had stolen his previous lady friend,
but nothing could ever be proven.
(BELL RINGING IN HALL)
Good gracious! Is there a fire?
They're simply telling
us to take our seats.
William?
I'll be along in just a moment.
- Margaret.
- What?
- We're sat here. This aisle.
- But...
What? Why do they get the better seats?
These seats are fine.
You're the inspector.
We should get the better seats.
Margaret, we'll still be
able to hear the music.
But I'll hardly be able to
see the handsome conductor.
Barely get the water in my dressing
room hot enough to soak my arms!
I'm sure you'll be wonderful.
Pardon me. I'm looking
for Herbert Block.
I saw him in the wings
earlier but he's not onstage.
I don't know where he is
and the maestro is furious.
Oh, I see.
I do love Tchaikovsky.
Do you know he was a
child prodigy on the piano?
I assume most of these
composer types were.
Perhaps if we have a child,
they'll take up the piano?
I don't know. Lessons
would be awfully expensive.
I'm just joking.
- Only the best for George Junior.
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(UPTEMPO CLASSICAL MUSIC)
Prepare to be thrilled.
I am on in one minute.
Well, perhaps I should join my wife.
Mmph. If only to keep her from swooning.
Good lord.
(APPLAUSE)
(g*n COCKING)
(QUIET WHISPERING IN THE AUDIENCE)
(MUSIC STARTS)
Stop!
(GRUNTS)
No!
(PANTING)
No! Stop!
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Give me your hand. (GROANING)
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Thomas!
Do something!
- Oh! Bloody hell.
- Oh!
(COUGHS)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(APPLAUSE)
Well, it seems...
Our victim wasn't the only
one caught in a love triangle.
What do you mean?
You, me,
your old paramour.
William...
There was never a triangle.
There was only a straight line
from my heart to yours.
Is that so, Doctor?
(CHUCKLES)
You dance beautifully to Tchaikovsky.
You're not so bad yourself.
(♪♪♪)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(♪♪♪)
Thank you.
- There you are.
- This is so exciting, William.
Toronto has entered a
new era of sophistication.
- Is that so?
- With the creation
of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra,
we're no longer an uncivilized city.
Oh, I don't know! I think
we're plenty civilized.
Have you seen the number
of churches lately?
Well, for some people, the Symphony
is the true place of worship.
(BRACKENREID): This
is the life, Margaret.
Mingling with the toffs,
quaffing bloody good champagne.
Language, Thomas. We're
not in the station house.
- Margaret!
- Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
Who's that?
You've met her! Mrs. Serrano.
- Oh!
- The music director is her husband.
- Oh, hello!
- I'm so happy you could make it.
- We wouldn't have missed it for the world.
- Mm-hm.
Oh! How wonderful you're
an aficionado, Inspector.
Truth be told, I much prefer the opera.
- Uh!
- Huh...
(FORCED LAUGH)
- Have you seen Victor?
- Mr. Serrano?
Yes. He was here.
I've been looking for him.
He's supposed to give a speech.
Oh.
Looks as though I'll have to do it.
(LIGHT LAUGHTER)
- Thomas.
- What?
Honestly...
Victor Serrano is the
author of a travesty.
You have made your opinion
known numerous times, Mr. Block.
We are the Symphony Orchestra.
Our artists are the pinnacle
of musical achievement.
- That is true.
- Then why?
Why are we bringing in
a pianist from Germany?
Kriegoff is wonderful.
And, honestly, he'll put
our orchestra on the map.
Something we are well
and able to do ourselves.
Excuse me!
Thank you all for coming.
My husband, Victor, and I are so pleased
that you are all here tonight.
And as he is still
making final arrangements,
the pleasure falls to me of announcing
that tonight's performance
of the Toronto Symphony
will include a performance of
Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.
conducted by Maestro de Leon
and performed with the great
pianist, Gregory Kriegoff.
(APPLAUSE)
He played that concerto
in New York last year.
- Julia.
- (JULIA): I'm telling you it was fabulous.
- I've never heard of him.
- Oh. I forgot.
He's not a scientist.
- Or a criminal.
- Or a criminal, yes.
Julia.
Julia Ogden?
Oh! Uh, Herbert.
Are you here with the symphony?
Uh, yes, yes. That's the very
reason I returned to Toronto.
- Oh.
- I never thought that I'd see you again.
- It must be destiny.
- (CHUCKLES)
May I present my
husband, William Murdoch.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Your husband. (DRY CHUCKLE)
Will the obstacles to
our love never cease?
(UNCOMFORTABLE CHUCKLE)
Who was that?
An old flame, long
extinguished, I assure you.
Hania Ahmad.
- Violinist.
- Charmed.
- Are you in the orchestra?
- No.
There are no women in this orchestra.
Oh, is that so?
I keep asking Mr. Serrano,
but he won't budge.
Perhaps you could petition him for me?
(CHUCKLES)
Oh! What?
- Honestly.
- (BRACKENREID SIGHS)
No.
It's simply not possible.
The money isn't there!
(SIGHS) Imbecile.
(DOOR OPENS)
Just a minute.
(MAN, FROM AFAR): Stop!
- Get away from me!
- Margaret, hold that.
- Yes.
- Help me!
Stop!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Put me through to
Station House Fur, please.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Well, well, sirs!
It appears I'm underdressed
for the occasion.
Although, given the circumstances,
I suppose it's appropriate.
Clearly, he was garroted,
but there seems to be no
other see signs of trauma.
No m*rder w*apon left behind.
- Oh, my.
- What is it?
(JULIA EXCLAIMS ADMIRINGLY)
They look like they're worth a fortune.
(MURDOCH): "For all the good times. V."
Well, we know what that means, don't we?
An affair.
Oh!
Sir, have a look!
Pipe and cigarette ash.
Two people in the room, perhaps.
These look quite unique.
Cigarettes from Cairo.
Was there anyone else near this
office at the time of the m*rder?
Sir, yes, the stage manager,
Donald Joseph, has an
office just next to here.
I have him waiting for you in the lobby.
Mr. Joseph, I understand
you were in your office
at the time Mr. Serrano was k*lled?
(SIGHS)
Mr. Joseph?
That's where I told everyone I would be.
But I was sleeping in
the piano storage room.
Please don't tell anyone.
That's not my concern.
Are you certain you didn't see anyone?
I told you I was asleep.
I don't care much for parties.
We'll let you know if we
have any further questions.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
It's as you said. He was strangled.
- Any other injuries?
- Oh, there were scratches on his neck
and cuts on his finger where he
tried to get the wire off his neck.
Do you have any idea what
kind of wire was used?
I'm afraid not.
All I know at this point was the wire
was about an eighth of an inch thick.
I also found this.
Wood fragments?
From the garrote.
I'll let you know if
I find anything else.
Thank you, Miss Hart.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
(SCOFFS)
Julia, have I missed something?
Oh, only how fabulous I am, apparently.
(LAUGHS)
From Herbert Block.
Yes. They're all from him.
Your old flame.
Perhaps not as extinguished
as you'd thought.
- Should I be concerned?
- Oh! Don't be silly, William.
Oh, by the way, I spoke to Mrs.
Serrano last night, at her home.
How is she?
Do you mean... do I think
she's guilty of something?
You know me so well.
I know that she's going
to be at symphony hall.
She's going ahead with this
concert, no matter what.
Curious.
Certainly didn't grieve long.
(LAUGHS)
(INDISTINCT VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND)
Mrs. Serrano.
Detective.
You're proceeding with the concert?
Of course.
The symphony wasn't
just my husband's dream.
It was a dream we shared.
Mr. Joseph was seen near
your husband's office.
Do you think it's possible...?
No, of course not.
They were great friends.
Do you know of anyone else
who may have wished him harm?
No. Never. He was a man
of culture and breeding.
We found these diamond earrings
in your husband's pocket,
along with this note.
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
He must have bought
them for our anniversary.
He was such a romantic.
Is there anything else?
Um...
Mrs. Serrano, did your husband smoke?
Victor? Yes, he smoked a pipe.
Anything else?
No. Never.
Now if you'll excuse me.
So, you're Julia Ogden's husband?
Yes, I am.
Hm.
Is there something I can help you with?
Oh, I'm just observing.
Trying to imagine what
it is she sees in you.
Well, she obviously saw
enough in me to become my wife.
And in the future, I
would prefer you stopped
sending her unwanted gifts.
Are you threatening me?
Hardly.
I would keep my distance
if I thought the better
man had won, but, uh...
That just doesn't seem to be the case.
I don't know how I can help you.
I'm simply an accountant.
- Have a seat, Mr. Cleavy.
- (DOOR CLOSING)
In a m*rder investigation,
it's often quite helpful
to follow the money.
I did warn him that his involvement
with a bunch of musicians
might be a losing proposition.
Was Mr. Serrano involved
in any other ventures
that would cause him to lose money?
Now's the time to be
truthful, Mr. Cleavy.
I wouldn't call it a venture, per se.
He was also... (SIGHS)
Passionate about women.
One in particular.
I have a feeling you're
not talking about his wife.
Mr. Serrano was...
Paying for a lady's apartment.
Do you know who the lady was?
Mrs. Serrano came to me just last week
demanding that I tell
her and I said the same.
So Victor Serrano's
wife knew of the affair?
(LAUGHS DRYLY) She most certainly did.
- Sir?
- What is it, Crabtree?
I spoke to Mr. Serrano's bank manager.
The diamond earrings we
found in his possession...
Mrs. Serrano assumed
they were a gift for her.
But they already belonged to her.
He didn't just buy them.
He collected them from
their safety deposit box.
She lied to us.
Also, he withdrew one thousand dollars.
One thousand?!
The fool.
This mystery lady must
have cast quite the spell.
(TUNING INSTRUMENTS)
Mrs. Serrano lied to us.
She knew that Mr. Serrano
was having an affair.
- She's admitted this?
- Serrano's accountant told me.
It seems like a good reason for m*rder.
(MRS. SERRANO): I want it done
within the hour. Do you understand me?
- And she appears to have a temper.
- Within the hour!
(SIGHS)
- Mrs. Serrano.
- Yes?
- We'd like a few words.
- I'm quite busy right now.
Mrs. Serrano, how long had
you known that your husband
- was having an affair with another woman?
- Sir!
Mr. Serrano withdrew a
substantial amount of money
just before he was k*lled.
We believe it was for his mistress.
- Mistress?
- He had diamond earrings in his pocket
and a note that they were for her.
You knew your husband was unfaithful.
And the earrings and the
money were the last straw.
You were furious with
him. You k*lled him.
Have you two lost your minds?
My husband was k*lled and
instead of being out there
finding his k*ller, you're
standing here accusing me?
(EXHALES ANGRILY)
- Perhaps we could speak somewhere private?
- (SCOFFS)
Would you rather the station house?
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
Yes, I knew my husband
was having an affair.
Then why lie?
'Cause I wanted to protect
his name. He was a good man.
Even though he was unfaithful.
And even though he was going to give
your diamond earrings to someone else?
And I didn't know about that.
Truly.
And if I had k*lled him,
wouldn't I have taken them with me
instead of leaving them with him?
Who was your husband
having an affair with?
I don't know.
I asked him.
(TREMBLING BREATH)
I don't know who it was.
He told me he was
going to end the affair
and have nothing more
to do with that woman.
I believed him.
(SNIFFLING) I loved him.
Am I under arrest?
Not at this time.
(MRS. SERRANO SIGHS)
If Mrs. Serrano is to be believed,
the mistress was about to be
let go the night of the m*rder.
So he tried to rid himself of her.
She took exception and strangled him.
- Perhaps.
- But she didn't take the earrings.
It's possible she
didn't know about them,
or simply took the money and ran.
Back to the love nest.
- Possibly.
- Cleavy, the accountant, paid the bills.
He'll know where it is.
(METALLIC BANGING, INDISTINCT VOICES)
What the hell is that?
(NOTES ON THE PIANO,
MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
- (HE SIGHS)
- (MRS. SERRANO): Ahem!
(MURDOCH): May we be of assistance?
Who are you?
Detective William Murdoch,
Inspector Brackenreid.
Toronto Constabulary.
- Did you call the police on me, Barbara?
- Absolutely not!
They've been here since Victor's death.
Oh, ja. Ja, ja, ja, ja.
Gentlemen,
I am Gregory Kriegoff.
Have you had any luck finding
my dear friend's k*ller?
Not as of yet.
But rest assured that we will.
Now, what appears to be the problem?
Ha-ha! Everything.
I can understand that the dressing
room is not so good, Barbara.
I can understand that there
is no tailor in Toronto
who can alter a suit jacket!
But what I cannot understand,
Barbara, is a... (FALSE
NOTES ON THE PIANO)
Faulty piano! How am I to
play Tchaikovsky on this, huh?
I-I don't know how it happened.
The piano was in the storage
room until this morning.
Well, happen it did!
And now you must fix it!
May I take a look?
- Huh.
- What do you know about pianos?
(IN A LOW VOICE): I
don't. Well, I don't.
(NOTES)
(GREGORY): The wire is gone!
Now we know where the garrote came from.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh. We met at university.
Was it a serious affair?
More for him than me.
We only stepped out a couple of times,
but he became obsessed with me.
At first it was rather flattering,
but then most disconcerting,
so I broke it off.
- Are you worried now?
- Well, of course not.
Well, Julia, some men don't know
how to take no for an answer.
It was a long time ago.
Years only intensify those desires.
(VIOLIN MUSIC)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Be with me, Julia, and your life
will be filled with music and flowers.
(PATRONS EXCLAIMING)
The only name I have for
that apartment is Mr. Serrano.
There was a woman who lived there.
Or at least frequented the building.
Oh. I don't know what you're implying.
Did you see a lady go in
and out of the building?
Oh, no.
And it's been quiet as the
grave the last few days.
Oh, what a blessed relief.
What, there was noise
coming out of there?
Was there!
The same tune, over and over again,
on a violin.
Sometimes I could hear a woman
curse when she played the wrong note.
So you never saw the woman,
- but you heard her playing?
- Oh, late at night.
I'd hear...
(HUMS)
You're humming the Tchaikovsky tune.
Oh. If you say so.
Now, if you don't mind.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Miss Ahmad, may we have a word?
Of course.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
This is not a pleasant
visit, I'm afraid.
I see.
Miss Ahmad, what was the
nature of your relationship
with Victor Serrano?
I suppose if you are asking,
you are well aware of it.
Victor loved me.
And I loved him.
But not enough to
leave his wife for you.
- Men are cowards.
- He was breaking it off with you, wasn't he?
Miss Ahmad, did Victor
Serrano pay you money
the night that he was k*lled?
I am not a harlot, sir.
And you will not speak
to me as if I was one.
My interest is simply in finding
out who k*lled Mr. Serrano.
Something I had nothing to do with.
You smoke, Miss Ahmad?
On occasion. Why?
May I see your cigarettes?
Egyptian cigarettes. Interesting.
And very expensive.
Mr. Kriegoff gave me the whole package.
The pianist.
Hand rolled especially for him in Cairo.
Would you care for one?
For the purposes of evidence. Thank you.
It's my belief that smoking
reduces your lung capacity.
Can't possibly be good for you.
Many things that aren't good
for you bring you pleasure, sir.
Ain't that the truth.
Good day.
(ARIA PLAYING)
Mr. Kriegoff?
Detective Murdoch, Toronto Constabulary.
(LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES)
(CLICKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ah, Detective Murdoch. Mm.
Please, accept my apologies.
Do you always carry
a g*n when you bathe?
On occasion.
I'm a little on edge lately.
Mm.
Mr. Kriegoff, I know you lied.
You didn't just arrive
in Toronto today, did you?
I may not have.
But this is hardly a crime, is it?
- These are your brand?
- Hm. Indeed.
We found this packet
in Mr. Serrano's office
the night that he was k*lled.
Oh, but they are not unique to me.
Miss Ahmad says that they are.
Ah, yes. She's a delightful
creature, is she not?
Perhaps not.
Did she k*ll Victor?
Mr. Kriegoff, what were you doing
with Mr. Serrano before he died?
If you prefer, I can take
you down to the station house
- and throw you in our cells.
- You wouldn't.
Prison would ruin my reputation! Hmm...
Turn around.
So you can raise your
w*apon at me again?
So I can get out of the tub.
I will explain everything. Please, mm?
I was with Victor before he died.
I wired him from New
York, ahem, desperate.
You see, some very bad men had told me
that if I did not give them money,
that they...
Were going to cut off my fingers.
Who were these men?
Uh, I would rather not say, but
they wanted a thousand dollars.
Why?
(SIGHS) Well...
I might have owed it
to them, but Victor,
he's an old friend and he said
that he would give me the money, so.
How do I know you weren't extorting him?
I would never!
I love Victor.
Victor saved my life.
He wanted to just give me the money,
but I promised him I would
pay him back every penny
and I still will, just...
To his widow.
Did Mr. Serrano say anything
to you about his life?
Was anyone threatening him?
Not him.
But...
Someone was threatening his mistress.
Apparently, a former
acquaintance of hers
was getting a little pushy.
She told him someone
was threatening her life?
I suppose so.
But then Victor did also say
that she was one of those people
who was just prone to
these flights of fancy, so.
Ah!
Poor Victor.
He just did not know what to believe.
(ORCHESTRAL, DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Sir. (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Who do you think did it?
Could be any one of them, George.
We have four viable suspects;
no m*rder w*apon.
But we know it was piano wire.
- Is that right, sir?
- It was.
Didn't Mr. Joseph tell us he
was sleeping in the storage room
where they kept pianos?
He certainly did.
Henry?
Sir?
See what you can find
out about a Herbert Block.
- He's a member of the orchestra.
- Of course, sir.
Herbert Block, sir.
I don't see him on your board there.
He isn't. It's an
unrelated matter, George.
(BIRDSONG)
(RATTLING IN THE DISTANCE)
Hello?
Oh...
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
Hello?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Oh, Herbert. What are you doing here?
I'm here for you.
Did... did you just walk into my house?
When we were courting, you
didn't mind a surprise visit.
That was a very long time ago.
This is for you.
M'lady.
Oh, for goodness' sake!
Herbert, get up!
I'm married, Herbert. And very happily!
Run away with me.
Leave at once. Or I'll see to it
that my husband puts you behind bars!
- Julia.
- Get out!
Out!
- Yeah.
- Out!
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
(♪♪♪)
Sir, you've attended symphony
performances in the past, have you not?
I have.
What instrument does the conductor play?
(SCOFFS) None at all, George.
Well, then what exactly does he do?
He... leads the orchestra.
How exactly does he do that?
This must be the storage room.
- So this is where Mr. Joseph was sleeping.
- Sir,
a letter from him to Miss Ahmad.
"Why won't you answer me,
my love? You are k*lling me."
It's odd he didn't send it.
He sounds quite lovesick.
Sir, can I ask another
question if you don't mind?
Yes, of course, George.
Do you think it's time I start
thinking about having children?
Oh! I don't think I'm the person...
I just don't want to do
it at too advanced an age.
Oh. I hardly think that you're that.
- You...
- I mean, Effie and I wonder how you manage sometimes.
Well, just as where you
and Dr. Ogden are... oh, my!
What do we have here?
Oh!
If I'm not mistaken,
that is the m*rder w*apon.
- What are you doing here?
- Mr. Joseph, we'd like to have a word...
Stop!
Ooh!
(GEORGE PANTING)
(♪♪♪)
(PANTING)
William?
(PANTING)
Stop!
Sweet mother...
Doctor?
(♪♪♪)
(MURDOCH GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
Oh, William!
Good. I need to talk to you.
Mr. Block does know you're married.
I did make that clear, yes.
- I'll have a word with him.
- Thank you.
His visit was a troubling intrusion
and usually I wouldn't
worry, but with Susannah...
- Of course.
- Thank you.
...high standard that we maintain.
- But if you...
- Mr. Carli,
you are a pleasure to watch
perform, but you are undisciplined.
Please shape up.
Hm.
Mrs. Serrano, if I might have a word?
I heard that Mr. Joseph
ran off. Did you catch him?
No, Mr. Joseph hasn't
returned to his former lodgings
and constables haven't
seen him anywhere.
I don't know why he would run.
There must be some misunderstanding.
You stated earlier that Mr. Joseph
and your husband were quite close.
Is it possible there was some animosity?
Never. Donald and Victor were friends.
They both loved the symphony.
They lived for the music.
- Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Of course.
(GRUNTS LIGHTLY)
Ah, excuse me, sir, a word?
Of course.
That chap is the conductor, isn't it?
Indeed. Do not disturb him.
- He's very busy.
- No, of course.
I-I'm just curious as to...
- What does a conductor do?
- Excuse me?
Well, all you musicians
read music, do you not?
Of course.
And you all rehearse
and practise together?
- Regularly.
- So, the musicians all know their parts?
I should hope so.
Then, presumably, you could
all play those parts, together,
even if he were, say, not there?
Is there a point to your inquiries?
I'm just curious as to
what does a conductor do?
He is the maestro.
He's the lord and master of the music.
- George!
- Sir!
Ah! I'm sure the role of
conductor is very necessary!
Necessary in ways I can't fathom.
Sir, I have your hat.
I need you to go to Miss Ahmad's rooms.
Now, if Mr. Joseph is in love
with her, as the note suggests,
then that's likely the
next place he'll go.
Sir.
- Are you sure you don't want some?
- Ah, thank you, no.
Please sit.
Do you really think Mr.
Joseph will come here?
Well, it's a hunch of the detective's.
We have reason to believe that
Mr. Joseph is in love with you.
It wouldn't surprise me.
I know it sounds scandalous,
but Mr. Serrano was going
to leave his wife for me.
- Was he now?
- Yes.
And that is likely why
Mr. Joseph k*lled him.
Do you know that?
I don't know it, but it does
stand to reason, doesn't it?
(SIGHS)
Love's labour is never easy.
- What do you mean?
- Oh! This symphony.
I have no stage manager,
an angry soloist and now my principal
second violinist has just quit!
- Herbert Block? Why?
- Yeah.
Oh, he said his heart was broken.
- Where is he now?
- I have no idea.
So, you think this
was the m*rder w*apon?
I believe so, yes.
And you say you found it
among Mr. Joseph's possessions?
- Yes.
- Why didn't he get rid of it?
Perhaps he didn't have time?
That fact is troubling me, as well.
Sir, look at this.
It's a letter from Miss Ahmad
begging Mr. Serrano to let her
play violin in the orchestra.
She's definitely persistent.
She even told me that.
No, there's something...
Look at this, sir.
We found this letter in the storage room
supposedly written by Mr. Joseph.
They're written in the same hand.
She wrote them both. But why?
To make Mr. Joseph
appear guilty of m*rder.
We're dealing with a very
devious woman, Murdoch.
One who George is currently with.
It was going to be perfect.
Mr. Serrano was going to help me
truly begin my career as a soloist.
My life was going to be
a wonderful adventure.
But now it is in ruins.
Donald!
- Get out!
- You told me you loved me!
I don't want to see you!
Constable, arrest him!
Mr. Joseph, you're coming
to the station house with me.
You're under arrest for m*rder.
m*rder? I did no such thing.
You had motive. We found your
love letter to Miss Ahmad.
She was having an affair with Serrano.
Did you k*ll him so you
could have her to yourself?
I didn't! Hania, how could you?
(g*nsh*t, PAINFUL GROAN)
Bloody hell!
- Hand me that!
- Hania, you betrayed me.
(PANTING)
Sirs.
Better late than never.
I want to go home.
I'm afraid that is not in your future.
We found your fingermarks on the
w*apon that k*lled Mr. Serrano.
- I don't know how they got...
- Please, stop lying.
Mr. Serrano wasn't going to
leave his wife for you, was he?
And he also wasn't going to let
you play in the orchestra, either.
So, in a fit of rage...
You k*lled him.
You found the w*apon
in Mr. Joseph's office.
Because you put it there,
along with a desperate love letter
to make him appear as though he
would be willing to k*ll for love.
I stopped him from k*lling me.
I am a gifted violinist and
a woman worth k*lling for.
Can't you see that?
Why won't you believe me?
- I'm a star!
- (DOOR CLOSING)
My husband may have had a wandering eye,
but he did not deserve his fate.
Thank you for catching his k*ller.
- You're most welcome.
- My condolences, Mrs. Serrano.
Victor would have been so
pleased with this evening.
Ah, well, the show must go on.
And I am sure it will
go without a hitch.
Well, I wish I had your confidence, sir.
Well, at least she
got her violinist back.
I saw that Herbert fellow
about half an hour ago.
Is that so?
- Ah, sir.
- Yes?
Uh, the other sir. Uh.
What is it, Henry?
Well, I found out some
news about Mr. Block.
- He could be a dangerous fellow, sir.
- How so?
He was suspected of k*lling a man
who had stolen his previous lady friend,
but nothing could ever be proven.
(BELL RINGING IN HALL)
Good gracious! Is there a fire?
They're simply telling
us to take our seats.
William?
I'll be along in just a moment.
- Margaret.
- What?
- We're sat here. This aisle.
- But...
What? Why do they get the better seats?
These seats are fine.
You're the inspector.
We should get the better seats.
Margaret, we'll still be
able to hear the music.
But I'll hardly be able to
see the handsome conductor.
Barely get the water in my dressing
room hot enough to soak my arms!
I'm sure you'll be wonderful.
Pardon me. I'm looking
for Herbert Block.
I saw him in the wings
earlier but he's not onstage.
I don't know where he is
and the maestro is furious.
Oh, I see.
I do love Tchaikovsky.
Do you know he was a
child prodigy on the piano?
I assume most of these
composer types were.
Perhaps if we have a child,
they'll take up the piano?
I don't know. Lessons
would be awfully expensive.
I'm just joking.
- Only the best for George Junior.
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(UPTEMPO CLASSICAL MUSIC)
Prepare to be thrilled.
I am on in one minute.
Well, perhaps I should join my wife.
Mmph. If only to keep her from swooning.
Good lord.
(APPLAUSE)
(g*n COCKING)
(QUIET WHISPERING IN THE AUDIENCE)
(MUSIC STARTS)
Stop!
(GRUNTS)
No!
(PANTING)
No! Stop!
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Give me your hand. (GROANING)
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Thomas!
Do something!
- Oh! Bloody hell.
- Oh!
(COUGHS)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(APPLAUSE)
Well, it seems...
Our victim wasn't the only
one caught in a love triangle.
What do you mean?
You, me,
your old paramour.
William...
There was never a triangle.
There was only a straight line
from my heart to yours.
Is that so, Doctor?
(CHUCKLES)
You dance beautifully to Tchaikovsky.
You're not so bad yourself.
(♪♪♪)