04x20 - Significant Brother

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Thundermans". Aired: October 14, 2013 - May 25, 2018.*
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
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04x20 - Significant Brother

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- ♪

- [groans] Do you always have to be by my locker?

- Max, that's Cherry's locker.

- Oh, you're right.

Oooh, a muffin! [laughs]

- Hey, guys.

- Ah, don't hurt me! I'll put it back!

- [locker door slams]

- Oh, this. Yeah.

It belongs to my older brother, Perry.

I accidentally grabbed it on the way out this morning.

- How did you "accidentally" do that?

- I thought it was my back scratcher.

- Let's focus on the weirder thing here.

You have an older brother?

- Cherry has five brothers. - Yep.

- Perry, Harry, Terry, Barry and John Cena.

- I think you made that last one up.

- Perry is training to become a hockey pro

and live in Canada.

- And John is a very popular professional wrestler.

- John Cena is not your brother!

- Anyway, Perry's in town because they're honoring him

by hanging his old hockey jersey up at the local skating rink.

- Ah, hockey...

I coulda gone pro, if it wasn't for one thing.

- PHOEBE: You've never played.

- Yeah, that's the one thing.

See ya.

- I can't believe I finally get to meet the famous Perry.

- Yep, everybody loves Perry the Great.

But whenever he's around, I become Cherry the Who?

- You always say that. It can't be that bad.

- Oh, it's worse.

One time our parents came to pick us up from summer camp--

took Perry home and forgot me.

- How far did they get before they realized?

- January.

- Hey, Cherry! - Hey, Coach Shimeck.

- I wanna talk to you about how well you did

on your health class exam.

- See? Nobody forgot about you.

- I'm so proud of-- Holy hockey sticks, it's Perry!

- STUDENTS: [chanting "Perry! Perry!"]

- So, about my exam?

- Who are you?

- STUDENTS: [chanting continues]

- Right back at you.

[chanting] Strangers! Strangers! Strangers!

Hey, Cherry.

- Hey, Perry. This is my bestie.

- Hi. Um...I'm Boebe.

Uh, Moebe.

Phoebe. [laughs]

That's me. It's nice to meet me.

I mean, you.

- It's very nice to meet you.

- [electrical zap] - Whoa!

Feel that spark?

- It's called static electricity.

Here's your hockey back. Bye.

Do you see what I'm talking about?

He walks into a room

and everything becomes all about him.

- Cherry, don't be silly.

It's not all about Perry.

- COACH SHIMECK: Attention, students!

Perry is in the quad! I repeat, Perry is in the quad!

- STUDENTS: [excited chatter]

- So, you think John Cena's your brother.

That's interesting.

- ♪

- [bottles thud]

- You guys are on fire!

- What are the kiddos up to?

- Well, isn't it obvious? They're...

- [bottles thud] - They're...

Yeah, I have no idea what they're doing.

- We're bottle flipping.

- Ha! Ah! Bottle flipping.

You know, I coulda gone pro, if it wasn't for one thing.

- You've never played. - That's the one thing.

So, explain this game real quick, so I can b*at ya.

- First, you take a bottle that's half full.

Or is it half empty?

Whoa-a-a-a-a...

- Billy, stop. Nora, go.

- The goal is to flip the bottle into the air

and have it land upright...

- [bottle thuds] - ...like this.

- Wow, you guys are really talented.

Why is this a thing?

- Let's go look it up online.

- So, all you do is toss a bottle in the air?

How hard can that be?

- Actually, it's pretty hard.

- Well, by the law of older brothers,

I'm better than you at everything.

- Oh, yeah? Race you to Texas!

[zooming]

I win, pardner!

- I meant better than you at games.

Observe.

[exhales]

- [bottle thuds]

- You used to b*at them, buddy.

[whooshing]

- Billy, we've finally found a game

we're better at than Max.

- Pssst! Yeah, right. Not a chance.

This table isn't even level.

- Fine. Then why don't you try it at the kitchen island?

- Sure.

Watch and learn...

- [bottle thuds]

- ...that this island is also not level.

- It'll probably be impossible for us to do this, then.

- [bottles thud]

- Boom!

- [palm slap]

- Stupid boom! Stupid game!

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Is that mumbling your way of saying

we're better than you?

- You will never hear that.

I'm takin' you down to rematch town.

- Oh, is that your excuseville?

- Race you to excuseville!

[zooming]

- I don't know where he's going, but...

I hope he comes back.

- Oh, Phoebe!

You know how I love singing while I eat ice cream.

- Yes. I love watching you

and making sure you don't choke.

- Well, they just opened up

a new karaoke ice cream club downtown.

It's called... I Scream, You Scream

Really Loudly Into a Microphone!

- Cool. But there's no microphone here,

so you don't have to scream yet.

- Oh.

Oh, my mom's calling.

Hey, Mom.

But, no, I don't wanna--

Fine.

[chanting] Perry! Perry! Perry!

- FEMALE VOICE: Alert! Alert!

Cherry's brother Perry approaching.

- Cherry's Perry? Cherry's Perry?

- Should I call a doctor?

Your heart just skipped a b*at.

- No.

And "mute." - [doorbell rings]

- [monitor descends]

- Oh, hey there. [laughs]

- Hey, Boebe Moebe.

- Ha, ha, ha.

So glad you remembered me embarrassing myself.

- Oh, no way. It was super sweet.

- Oh? Well, in that case...

follow Moebe. [laughing]

What's up? You looking for Cherry?

- Actually, I came to see you.

- Me? Why? Me?

I mean...

Cool. Cool. Cool.

- I was wondering if you wanna hang tomorrow night.

Just us. - Like a date?

- Like a date. - Like a yes.

- Great. See you tomorrow.

- Okay. [laughing]

[squeals]

She sh**t, she scores!

She takes out the hockey words.

- Did I hear Perry? - Yeah, you just missed him.

You'll never guess what he wanted.

- To ask you out. - Wow, that's a good guess.

- I knew it!

I thought I saw him being all flirty

with you at school.

And what did his face look like

when you said you would never go out with him?

- Uh...

- Ooh, it was that bad?

Oh, he must have been so surprised

that somebody turned him down.

- So surprised.

- Thank you for not dating him. - Yeah.

- We both know how that would go.

- Yeah. I mean, I do, but, well, how...

how do you think it would go?

- You date Perry,

he becomes all you can think about,

until you forget me, like everyone else.

- Oh...

- Just the thought of it breaks my heart.

- Sure...well...

it's a good thing I turned down that date, then.

- FEMALE VOICE: Reminder.

Phoebe has a date tomorrow with--

- I will unplug you!

- [monitor descending]

- ♪

♪ What you see

♪ Is not what you get

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in

♪ Bet you never guessed

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality

♪ Just your average family

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- ♪

- All right, Chloe,

you ready for my world-famous grilled cheese a la Hank?

- Thanks, Daddy.

Bye, Daddy. [whooshing]

- Chloe! One's for me! One's for me!

- I have a problem. - Oh, honey, what's wrong?

- Chloe stole my sandwich! - Not you, our child.

- Okay, so, Cherry's brother came to town.

- Yeah, we know.

- BOTH: [chanting Perry! Perry! Perry!]

- Wait, you guys are fans, too?

- Yeah. #parentsperry.

- Whoa-whoa!

- Okay, well, he asked me out,

and then later Cherry said not to date him,

after I already said yes.

- Well, why doesn't Cherry want you to date him?

- Well, she's felt overshadowed by Perry her whole life,

and now she's worried that if I date him,

I'll forget about her, too.

- Well, if Cherry's that worried, you have to say no.

- That was my initial reaction, too,

but then I thought, I could just go on the date with Perry,

and make sure I don't forget about Cherry

with the help of these.

Cherry sunglasses.

This Cherry-patterned dress,

and...

a bag of cherries.

- Those are grapes. - I know.

Cherries are expensive.

- Well, your plan sounds like a great idea.

- Really? - Sure.

If you wanna destroy your friendship with Cherry.

- I was afraid you'd say that.

Guess I was just trying to fool myself.

Okay, I will cancel my date with Perry

and hang out with my best friend.

- Oh, I'm proud of you, Phoebe.

But, uh, before you break Perry's heart,

could you get him to sign this...

and this...

and this. - Hank!

- Don't forget the hockey stick.

- ♪

- Okay, this is the one. I can feel it.

- [bottles thudding]

- It's 'cause we're inside.

- [whimsical music]

- It's 'cause we're outside.

- [whimsical music continues]

- It's 'cause we're inside after being outside.

- [whimsical music continues]

- Wait, Max. I think I know the problem.

You're terrible!

- Yeah, Max, you haven't landed it times.

- Just admit that we're better than you at bottle flipping.

- Never!

I know what I'm doin' wrong.

I'm flipping with my fingers and not my wrist.

I demand a rematch.

- Unh, we're good.

- What do you mean you're good?

- Well, we have to end this

while we still have a little bit of respect for you.

- Do we really respect him?

- [laughs] Of course not.

- Please play again. - BOTH: Nope!

- Uh, if I lose, you can have whatever you want.

- Really?

- Yes, really.

- We want what's most precious to you

in the entire world.

- My lair?

- I was gonna say your hamburger pillow,

but, sure, we'll take the whole room.

- Max, what are you doing?

This is our playtime buddy bunker.

- Don't worry. I'm gonna win.

And when I do, you two have to declare me

the older brother who's better than you--

for ever and ever, infinity!

- BOTH: Deal!

- Wanna flip a coin to see who goes first?

Just kidding. You stink at flipping.

- If I stink...

how could I...

do this?

- [dramatic music]



- [bottle thuds]

[clatters]

- [electrical zapping]

- Oh, no, my lair's on fire!

- You mean our lair's on fire.

- [blowing frosty air]

- Thanks, Max. Now get your stuff outta here.

You have an hour.

- You guys haven't even flipped yet.

- [bottles thud]

- Fifty-nine minutes!

- ♪

- Hey, Phoebs. - Hey, buddy.

- [palm slap]

- What are you doing here?

I thought our date wasn't until later tonight.

- Yeah, about that, um...

I actually need to call off our date.

- Oh? That's a bummer. Why?

- Uh, it's a little complicated, but, um...

I think it would be better if you and I were just friends.

- Ouch.

It feels weird to get rejected

in front of a "Congratulations Perry" banner.

- PHOEBE: [laughs]

- But, you know, I know you have your reasons.

- Thanks for understanding. I've gotta run.

I'm, uh, meeting Cherry for ice cream and karaoke.

- Have fun.

I'm just gonna hang here and eat this campfire sandwich.

- Oh, graham crackers, peanut butter,

and toasted marshmallow.

It's like having a campfire in your mouth.

Only safer.

- Here. All yours. - Yeah?

[crunching]

Oh, so good! I don't suppose I can have some--

- Hot cocoa?

- Get out of my head!

[laughing] Thank you.

Um, I'm gonna go ahead and take these to go.

I'm sorry, again, about cancelling last minute.

- No worries.

It gives me time to watch that new animated movie

about books that come to life.

- Oh, "Finding Story."

I've been wanting to see that.

- [movie music playing]

- MALE NARRATOR: A lot of people love books.

But not a lot of people know that books...

...love. - BOTH: Awwww...

- ♪

- Colosso, get up here!

We lost the playtime buddy bunker!

- COLOSSO: You lost it!

- Okay, fine, I'm comin' down there to get you.

[heavy thud]

I remember my bed being less floor-like.

- Welcome to the Billy and Nora Better Than Max Museum,

dedicated to kids everywhere

who are better than their older brothers.

- Complimentary water bottle?

- Where's all my stuff?

- Well, we need the space, so, we hired a mover.

- Let's hurry this up. My truck's double-parked.

[whooshing]

- Whatever. I don't need my stuff.

I just need my rabbit.

Come on, Colosso, let's go.

- I could go with you,

or I could work at the museum.

By the way, could I see your ticket, please?

- I don't have a ticket.

- Then get out!

- Max, you can have your lair back,

if you admit what everyone in this house already knows.

- I will never say it.

- Then you're not welcome in our museum.

- Chloe!

- [whooshing]

- I've got one last thing for you to move outside.

- You wouldn't dare.

- [whooshing]

- We dare! - [palm slap]

- MALE NARRATOR: And that's when they knew...

The End...

was just The Beginning.

- Oh, who would have thought

an autobiography and a mystery novel

could fall in love.

- Wanna watch it again with Canadian subtitles?

- You know, I can't help but feeling like

I'm forgetting something.

- Like Cherry? - Yes, like Cherry.

Cherry!

- Are you on a date with my brother?

- No! - Yes!

- No! - Yes!

- No! - Yes!

- Cherry, this is not a date, okay?

It's just two people eatin' campfire sandwiches,

watching a movie together and snuggling.

Oh, no, it's a date.

- Cherry, the date was an accident. I swear.

- It was so romantic, sis.

- Stop confusing her.

- When you missed karaoke, I checked everywhere for you.

I had no idea you were down here

melting the ice with my brother.

- Cherry, listen, the only reason I even came down here

was to tell Perry the date was off.

- Off? When was it on?

- Cherry, please respect my girlfriend.

- BOTH: Quiet, Perry!

- Maybe I'll just see you both at the ceremony tomorrow.

Would this be a weird time for our first kiss?

- Yes!

Cherry, I'm sorry, but this really

is all just some big mistake.

- Mistake?

There must have been some part of you

that wanted to date him.

- Yeah, maybe so.

But now there's a much bigger part of me

that completely regrets it.

- After everything I told you about

feeling overshadowed by Perry,

you forgot about me, just like everyone else.

- Wait, Cherry-- - No!

I am sick of everyone being wrapped up in Perry fever!

Now I'm wrapped up in Perry fever!

- ♪

- [wind gusting] - See? This is great.

Who needs a lair, anyway?

- COLOSSO: [shivering]

Yeah, or feeling in our toes.

- Max, the weatherman says a storm is coming.

- Yeah, just come inside

and tell your baby brother and sister

they're better than you.

- They're not better than me!

[powers whooshing]

We'll stay out here

for the rest of our lives, if we have to.

Right, Colosso? - [crickets chirping]

- Colosso?

- [tapping on window]

Sucker! [laughing]

- Traitor!

At least I still have my sturdy fort.

- [wind gusting]

- You, too, fort?

Stay strong, Max.

- [thunder crashing]

- Oh, who am I kidding?

I'm an indoor hero!

- [rain spattering, thunder crashing]

- [knocking on door] Let me in! It's pouring!

- You know what we wanna hear.

Say it. - Fine.

You guys are extremely lucky at bottle flipping.

- [thunder crashing] - Jeez!

I'll really say it this time.

[panting]

You guys are better than me at bottle flipping, okay?

My little brother and sister are better than me.

- They broke you, baby.

- Why didn't you just say we were better to begin with?

- I don't know. I'm older. I'm supposed to win.

But, I guess you guys can win, too,

sometimes, or whatever. Ugh, gross.

- Well, you've suffered enough.

You can have your lair back.

- Sheesh, I never should have played this stupid game.

- [bottle thuds]

- Guys! I did it! I landed one!

- Didn't see it. - Either did I.

- It's getting sad.

- [sobbing] No-o-o-o-o-o!

- ♪

- There you go. Anything for my fans.

- Oooh! Oh, wait, wait. Just one more thing.

- Dude, you said that eight things ago.

- Cherry, will you stop ignoring me.

Come on. If I could go back and do it again,

I never would have missed karaoke with you.

- Well, you forgot me and you can't unforget

what you forgot, so, forget it.

- Cherry, there has to be something I can do.

- I think you've done enough.

[sighs]

- Honey, everything okay with Cherry?

- No, she's mad at me.

I think I know what I need to do

to make it up to her.

- [heavy sigh]

She dated Perry, didn't she?

- Who can blame her?

- I'm Coach Shimeck, and you're all here to honor

the best hockey player to ever grace the Hiddenville ice!

- CROWD: [chanting Perry! Perry! Perry!]

- We all know his name!

- It's time to hear from the one, the only--

- Hello, I'm Phoebe Thunderman.

Um, I know we're all here to honor Perry,

but, first, I have a few things I need to say

about the MVP in my life.

- She means her Most Valuable Perry.

- No, I mean Cherry.

- All right, can I have the microphone back?

- Look, I know I forgot our plans,

but I would never forget about you.

All of my favorite memories are with you.

Like...like when I moved here,

you were the first person to talk to me.

- Okay, that's enough non-Perry stuff!

- Sorry. Wait.

Remember that time you thought I was sick,

so, you pretended to be me and went to all my classes.

But it turns out it was a Saturday.

- Go, microphone, now!

- Like the time I was having a bad hair day

and you didn't want me to feel alone,

so, you shaved your whole head.

- COACH SHIMECK: Run!

- Or the time Madison wore the same dress

as me to the dance, so, you shaved her head.

- [screaming]

[heavy thud]

- Remember the time we snuck out to that concert and--

Nope. Parents are here. Never mind.

- Give me that!

- The point is, Cherry,

I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend,

and there's nothing in this world

that could ever make me forget you.

- Oh, Phoebe.

I forgive you.

- That was amazing.

Now this is the perfect time for our first kiss.

- Oh, sweet, simple Perry...

we can't be together.

I choose Cherry.

- Huh?

I could really use a cheer up chant right now.

- CROWD: [chanting Perry! Perry! Perry! Perry!]

- Looks like they forgot both of us.

- It doesn't matter--

as long as we never forget each other.

- What was that part about sneaking out

to go to a concert?

- BOTH: We forget!

- ♪
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