01x16 - Annie-versary/Teacher's Pet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "It's Pony". Aired: January 18, 2020 – present.*
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01x16 - Annie-versary/Teacher's Pet

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- ♪ - [rooster crows]

- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪

♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a funny-looking pony, never going slowly ♪

♪ When you've got a pony, you're never feeling lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony, Pony ♪

- [screams]

- ♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony, Pony ♪

♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ It's Pony ♪

- ANNIE: Pony!

- ♪

- ANNIE: [snoring] Hmm?

- Wake up! - Uh, ah!

What?

Why are you giving me a pizza?

- [laughs]

Why am I giving you a pizza?

You're hilarious, Annie.

- [yawns]

- [knocking]

- ♪

- Aren't you gonna put on your special hat

for this special day?

- ♪

- Now it's a party.

- What's gotten into you?

- ♪

- PONY: [humming "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"]

- "For you on our special day."

- [humming]

- Pony, what is all this?

- Oh, I get it.

You're pretending to forget what today is

so you can surprise me with an amazing present!

- What? No, I'm not.

- Give me a clue.

- You give me a clue.

- You did get me something, didn't you?

I just know you wouldn't forget today.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe it's more important to me than it is to you.

- [laughs] Oh, you really fell for it, didn't you?

Of course I didn't forget.

- I knew it!

I bet you got me an amazing present!

- Yeah, present.

Let me go get it.

Ah! I better get him something.

I'll just run to the mall.

The mall has everything.

Uh.

- Is my present in here? - Ah!

[laughs] Nope, just be patient.

It's gonna be totally worth it.

- I can't wait. - I know.

- No, I can't wait.

- How am I gonna lose him?

- ♪



- [braked squeal]

- ♪

- Who are we hiding from?

- Ah! Huh?

That guy.

- ♪

- Is he dangerous? He looks dangerous.

- He is.

- And he's stopping you getting my present.

I'll take care of him. Ah!

- MAN: Hey, get off of me, you crazy horse!

- Pony, no!

- That'll teach him to do whatever he did.

- Look, Pony, I need to go now.

- To get my present?

- Exactly.

- What should I do?

- Maybe go to the park.

- Ah, so you want me to go to the park.

- Um, yes.

You like the park.

- Oh yeah, I really like the park.

- Okay. Have fun.

- It's obvious.

Annie wants me to go to the park.

It must mean my present is waiting for me there.

Good old Annie.

- ♪

- If I were a present, where would I be?

- ♪



- [chattering]

- [rattling]

- ♪

- Ducks!

- [ducks quacking] - [gasps]

A duck flash mob!

Are you the present?

- [ducks quacking]

- Where are you going? Come back!

That wasn't it.

It's a clue.

They're pointing the way to the real present.

- ♪

- [gasps] This slide!

I love the slide!

What a great present!

I'm gonna take it home so I can share it with the family.

[grunts]

- [metal squeaking]

- Oh no, it's broken.

- [metal crashes] - [cat meows]

- "Property of the Parks Department."

[gasps] Another clue.

I get it.

This is an amazing scavenger hunt.

And my present is at the end.

Annie's the best.

Parks Department here I come!

[grunts]

- ANNIE: Uh, what am I supposed to get him?

Shoes? No, he doesn't wear 'em.

Clothes? He doesn't wear 'em.

Hm, the music store.

Ah, Pony likes music.

- [music playing off key]

- Oh, hey, guys. What are you doing?

- Starting a band. Wanna join?

- I don't play an instrument.

- We don't either...

until we came here.

Listen to us now.

- [amp buzzes] - One, two, three, four!

- [playing music off-key]

- ♪

- So what do you say? We need a bass player.

- Uh, I'd love to,

but I really need to find a present for Pony.

- What's the occasion?

- Uh, well, that's the problem.

I have no idea.

- How can you get Pony a present if you don't know what it's for?

- Just bake him a cake.

Cake's good for any occasion.

- Yes, Pony loves cake.

Great idea!

- Make an extra one for the band!

- [clears throat]

Are you gonna buy those instruments or what?

- Hang on, is that the only reason I'm in the band?

- Um, it's not your drumming.

- Well, that's...fine,

as long as we know where we stand.

- I told you I want those forms in triplicate.

Not duplicate!

- [loud crash]

- MAN: No, you can't go in there!

- PONY: I need to see the person in charge.

I have very important business.

- How dare you interrupt my important meeting.

- It's about this.

- [spits]

Was anyone hurt when it broke?

- Huh? - Never mind.

I don't wanna know.

Here, we don't need another lawsuit.

I'm sure this will take care of any pain and suffering.

- ♪ - Wow!

A suitcase!

My next clue!

Suitcase. Suitcase.

Where do you take a suitcase?

[gasps] To the airport!

- Um, okay, sure.

- [loud crash] - PONY: Sorry!

- [crowd yelling]

- Are you sure your mom won't mind us practicing

in your garage, Heston?

- Nah, she loves good music.

Ready? - One, two, three!

- [drum crashes]

- Where to now?

- Your house?

- One, two, three! - [drum crashes]

- ♪

- Ready for my next clue.

- ♪

- This is so exciting.

- WOMAN ANNOUNCER: Last call for Flight to Tokyo.

Please make your way immediately to the gate.

- Whoo-hoo! Tokyo.

- ♪

- MOM: Why don't you just ask Pony what today is?

- I can't.

It'll hurt his feelings if he finds out I don't know.

[grunts]

Sorry, Mom.

- Mm, needs more cocoa powder.

Listen, I think I know how we can figure this out.

Let's look at some old pictures.

Maybe something will jog your memory.

Oh, you were so cute.

- ANNIE: Where's Pony?

- MOM: Keep going.

That was the day we brought him home.

- ♪

- MOM: And that was the first thing he broke.

Dad's favorite chair.

Oh, that was the second thing he broke.

The oven.

We ordered pizza that night.

- ANNIE: Pizza.

Wait a second.

Could today be--

It is.

Today's the anniversary of the day we got Pony.

I can't believe I didn't know.

[heavy breathing]

- What about the cake?

- ANNIE: Forget the cake!

- [door slams]

- ♪ I got gum on my shoe ♪

♪ You know it's true

♪ I got gum on my shoe

What rhymes with shoe?

- Kathmandu?

- Airplane glue? - WOMAN: You--

- That works! Thanks. - --stink.

Go bother people somewhere else.

- We bother people all over town.

This is the only place left.

- She's right, though.

Who wants to hear you singing about gum on your shoe?

- An artist sings about what they know, right?

I got gum on my shoe.

That pain is real.

♪ Gum on my shoe

- I definitely feel the pain.

- ANNIE: Pony!

Pony!

Have you guys seen Pony?

I can't find him anywhere.

- Um, nope.

Did you figure out what's so special about today?

- Yes!

It's the anniversary of the day he came to live with us,

and I totally forgot!

I'm the worst.

He must have figured it out by now.

I let down my best friend.

- Now that's real pain right there.

- Yeah, that's from the heart.

- Pony must feel betrayed.

I can work with that.

- A song about being a terrible friend.

- Okay, hold on. - Yeah!

About letting down the people you love.

- Wait, hey! - Guys,

I feel a song coming on!

- Oh, Pony, can you ever forgive me?

- PONY: Sure, what'd you do?

- Pony?

- ♪

- Did you jump out of a plane?

- No, actually, I was pushed.

But you know that.

It was part of the scavenger hunt.

Best present ever!

- Great, that's, um...

I'll be honest.

I didn't know why today was so special.

I forgot the best day of my life.

The day you came to live with us.

- What? - Today.

The day you joined the family.

- No, today's our pizza-versary.

- Our pizza-what-ary?

- The day we first ate pizza.

- But we've never celebrated that before.

- We really should.

So, the scavenger hunt wasn't my present?

You really didn't get me one?

- Oh, yes, she did!

The gift of music!

Hit it, guys!

- One! - Two!

- Three! - Four!

♪ Annie was such a bad friend to you ♪

♪ She let you down and made you feel blue ♪

♪ This girl only thinks of me, me, me ♪

♪ Can you believe she forgot your pizza-versary ♪

- Uh, come on, guys. Can you just drop it?

I said I was sorry.

- ♪ She couldn't have done less ♪

♪ She made this such a mess ♪

♪ Her absence made you blue, she's not the one for you ♪

- Thanks, Annie.

What a great present.

I love terrible music played by amateurs.

- Oh, well, happy pizza-versary, Pony.

- Happy pizza-versary, Annie.

Now let's go home and eat that pizza.

- Yeah. Uh, it's gonna be cold.

- What present do you have for me tomorrow?

- What's tomorrow? - PONY: [laughs] You kidder.

- ♪

- [metal clangs] - [rooster crows]

- Oh good, you're up.

For breakfast, should I have Mellomarrow Pirate Pops?

Or Chocky Chock Blocks?

Ooh, a cardboard disguise.

- Getting up this early never gets any easier.

- Why can't we farm things that sleep in?

Like sloths? - [groaning]

- [whistles] Morning, everyone.

- MOM, DAD AND ANNIE: [groaning]

- The alarm didn't go off, so I woke him up.

- Hey, Pony.

- Annie, I did it.

I figured out how to sneak into school.

- Really? How?

- You'll see.

And trust me, it'll work this time.

- Halt!

No ponies in school.

- [groans]

- Henrietta, what are you doing out here?

You're a hall monitor.

- And a gate monitor.

I got a promotion.

Now I'm the everything monitor.

I'm sorry, Pony, but those are the rules.

- Annie, will I ever see you again?

- : after school.

Keep moving, or do you want me to use this?

- [gasps] - A direct line

to Principal Romiro.

- That won't be necessary, Henrietta.

Don't worry, Pony, it'll be : before you know it.

- [sad music plays]



- Quiet down, take your seats.

- Uh-uh-uh-uh. Ugh, ooof!

Sorry.

- Brian, you know you have a locker.

- I find the locker hallway to be intimidating.

- Beatrice, you may feed the class pet.

- BEATRICE: [screams]

Hamburger's gone!

Has anyone seen a hamster?

- The class pet is gone?

That's-- - BEATRICE: Awful!

- --amazing!

I mean, every class needs a class pet, right?

I have the perfect replacement.

- I do hope you're not suggesting--

- Pony!

Pony! Pony!

- CLASS: Pony! Pony!

- Could we at least look for Hamburger first?

- CLASS: Pony! Pony! Pony!

- Welcome your new class pet, Pony.

- ANNIE: Pony! - Alright!

- CLASS: Pony! Pony! Pony!

- Hey, Pony. - Hey, Annie.

This is so exciting.

I'm the first one in my family

to go to college.

- Okay, class, today we are--

Yes, Pony?

- I'd like to call a recess.

- Pony, school just started.

Recess isn't for hours.

- Oh.

- So, anyway, today we're--

Yes?

- Objection!

- I'm trying to conduct a lesson here

unless you'd like to teach the class. No?

Well, then-- - I thought you'd never ask.

- Fine, go ahead.

- Today, we're going to learn about unicorns.

Can anyone tell me what a unicorn's favorite food is?

- Cheese and pickle sandwiches?

No! - Could be.

As a future unicorn, I will make an assessment.

Mm.

Mm-hmm, cheese and pickle sandwiches are definitely

in the lead at the moment.

Any other suggestions? - GIRL: Apple?

- GIRL #: Yogurt? - GIRL #: Pasta!

- Lobster! - [laughs]

- [bell rings]

- [indistinct chatter]

- What a day.

From class pet to teacher.

- To visiting the school nurse.

- I never knew I had a shellfish allergy.

School is great for learning stuff.

- Halt! Don't even bother.

- What? But we're leaving.

- Class pets are not allowed off school premises

during the week.

- You're kidding, right?

It's Pony. - Move it along.

You'll see each other tomorrow morning.

- [metal clangs] - [door shuts]

- ♪

- [door closes]

- Hi, honey. Where's Pony?

- Well, they finally let him into school with me.

- Oh, how nice.

- But now they won't let him out.

- [laughing]

[coughing]

- Ugh, I made a huge mistake.

I volunteered him to be the class pet,

and now he has to live at school.

- Oh, Annie, that's awful.

- [dog barking] - [siren wails]

- MOM: Pony will be fine.

He'll be up to all sorts of fun in school now.

Is this a touch overcooked?

- Mm, Pony usually causes a blackout

before dinner gets burnt, I guess.

- I'm not feeling hungry anyway.

I think I'll just call it a night.

- Poor pumpkin.

- I don't miss him.

I don't miss him.

- ♪

- Good night, Pony.

Mom's right.

I'll bet you're having a ton of fun.

- ♪

- [grunts]

Good night, Annie.

- ♪

- Whoa, everybody up now!

- We've never slept this late!

- My harvest schedule, ruined!

The peppers will be past their peak!

Why didn't the rooster go off?

- Pony wasn't around to wake it.

- What?

- Uh, I'm gonna be so late for school.

- I don't miss him.

I do not miss him.

- Pony! - Annie!

- ♪

- Pony! Oh!

I missed you so much!

- TEACHER: [clears throat]

Thank you for joining us, Annie.

Now if the class pet could please sit

in the class pet area, we can continue.

- [grunts]

- Miss Duncombe?

Pony resigns as class pet.

I'm taking him home. - CLASS: [gasps] No!

- The class pet can only go home on weekends.

And only with the person who signed up to care for him.

- Great! Today's Friday.

Sign me up.

- ♪

- Looks like Pony's weekends are all booked

for the rest of the term.

- Hey, I'm pretty popular.

- By who?

- Beatrice.

- ♪

- Ee!

- [bell rings]

- Annie! Annie!

Don't let Beatrice take me.

The duck in Mr. Dinwitty's class said that pets

who go home with Beatrice

never...come...back!

- That's not true.

- Oh really? Look!

Hamburger went home with Beatrice

and was never seen again.

- You're worrying about nothing.

Beatrice loves animals.

I'll go talk to her.

Pony sure has an active imagination.

- [bell dings]

- ♪

- [gasps] Hamburger's wheel!

Pony, we've gotta get you out.

It's all true! - Really?

- Yes, the duck was right.

- Going somewhere?

- Ha-ha. No.

Of course not.

[whispers] We've gotta get you out.

- If only I had a key to the front doors,

I could stage an escape. - [bell dings]

- Uh, I've gotta get to metalworking class.

And then it's food science.

[gasps] I know what to do!

- ♪





- [clock ticking]

- Pony, I made you this cake.

It's got a special ingredient.

- PONY: [gulps]

[burps] Mm.

Was the special ingredient love?

- No, it was a key.

A key to the front door.

- And it was delicious.

Mm-mm.

- Uh, okay, okay.

We're just going to have to make a run for it.

School's almost over.

It's our last chance.

Go, go, go!

- HENRIETTA: Let me see your hall pass, kid.

- BOY: I don't have one.

- No, we'll never get past Henrietta.

What do we do?

- [gasps]

Pony! We're digging you out of here.

- [scrapping] - [grunting]

This is useless.

We need something better than a spoon.

- Yeah.

- Look, Brian's backpack.

Oh, he's got everything in there.

- [groans] Good idea.

Uh! - [crash]

- Perfect.

[sniffs] The sweet smell of freedom.

- [toilet flushes]

- ♪

- Run!

- [crash]

- [heavy breathing]

- PONY AND ANNIE: The exit!

- Nearly home time!

- BOTH: [gasps]

- ANNIE: Run!

- ♪

- This way!

- ♪

- BOTH: [gasps]

- [gasps] - [yells]

There's no way out.

- We've gotta hide!

- ♪

- Annie! - Uh-oh!

- Pony! - [stammering]

- Oh.

- ♪

- Ha, there's one locker that's guaranteed to be empty,

because the owner always carries everything

in his backpack.

- ♪

- Gotcha!

What?

- [metal bangs]

- BOTH: [groans]

- [bell dings]

- It's the weekend!

- BOTH: [gasps]

- ♪

- No, you can't take him.

- Rules are rules, Annie.

- But he's mine.

- Annie, before I go, I just wanna say--

- [squeaks]

- What? - I, um,

that came out wrong. I mean--

- [squeaking] - Huh?

It's coming from in there.

- HENRIETTA: That's Beatrice's locker.

- No, don't go in there!

It's-- - [gasps]

It's Hamburger!

- She's alright.

- Of course she is.

She just needed someplace quiet to have her ham babies.

- [squeaking]

- Aw! - Aw!

- They're so cute.

- They're not ugly.

- But we thought that pets that went home with you

never came back.

- Why did you think that?

- Well, we heard from the duck

in Mr. Dinwitty's class that, um--

- The duck?

- Yeah, it sounds kind of stupid now.

- Never listen to ducks.

- Beatrice, you'll have to return Hamburger.

She's still the official class pet.

Her babies, too. - Oh.

Okay.

- So, Pony's not class pet anymore?

- HENRIETTA: Nope, he's free to go.

- Whoo-hoo!

The whole weekend ahead of us.

- Let's make the most of it before school

gets in the way again.

- Uh! - [crash]

- Pony! Oh, I missed you, buddy.

Never leave me again, you dirty, smelly lug.

- ♪

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