01x02 - To Catch a Queen

[bunniefuu]

♪ Sonics,
the triplets born ♪

♪ The throne awaits,
a seer warns ♪

♪ Of a deadly fate ♪

♪ Give up your children ♪

♪ Separate ♪

♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother will be found ♪

♪ The children grow ♪

♪ Learn what's right ♪

♪ Leaders
of the freedom fight ♪

♪ They seek their mother ♪

♪ She knows they do ♪

♪ Is it time? ♪

♪ If she only knew ♪

♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

I long for my children,
but I have to wait.

To act too soon
could seal their fate.

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

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Queen aleena: queen aleena here.

Argus, a trusted captain
of my personal guard,

Was on his way
to a secret rendezvous

When he was spotted
by robotnik's relentless
bounty hunters

Sleet and dingo,
whose goal, as ever,

Is to capture the queen!

Sleet: attention swat-bot units!

I need a top priority intercept
on robotnik road, sector five!

Manic: must be some big doin's
for a top priority intercept.

Sonia: right now, finding
a gift for my dear bartleby

Is my top priority.

Sleet: our target is a captain
in the queen's guard

Who may have information
enabling us to capture
aleena, herself!

[Snickering]

Manic: sleet's
tryin' to capture ma!

Sonic: no way, sleet-meat..

Sonia: sonic! Stop this van
immediately!

Sonic: oh, but what about
bartleby's gift?

Sonia: bartleby can wait...

...but mother can't!

What's keepin' ya, slo-mo?

Manic: we're waiting!

Sonic: nice try, kids...

But that's my line!

Argus: ahhhh!

Dingo: sleet!
He's getting away!

Sleet: oh, no, he's not!

Sleet: help! Please!

Somebody catch my baby!

Argus: don't worry,
little fella! I gotcha!

Dingo: gooy-goo-goo...

Loser!

Sleet: cuff him, dingo...

The old flying baby trick
works every time!

Sonia: sonic, check out
that hovercraft for clues.

Sonic: already did.

Sonia: oh. Right.

And I suppose you zipped over
there, faster than the speed
of light and--

Sonic: got his car keys,
dog tags. Hmmm...

Argus, captain of queen aleena's
personal guard...

Manic: excellent!

A guy like that is bound to know
where we can find ma!

Sonic: and one ancient
photograph of...

Sonia: aw, just look at me!

Wasn't I cute?!

Manic: like, we all were.

I don't really remember her
from back then...but...

...that must be ma?

Dingo: aw, c'mon, sleet!

Why can't I question argus
at the robo-center with you?

Sleet: because I need
a fly on the wall

To spy on the hedgehogs

In case they come back
looking for clues.

Capice?

Dingo/fly: what I capice is,
ye want all the credit
for catching argus!

Sleet: I'll be back later...

Partner!

Sleet: if you know
where to find queen aleena,

Tell kind, sweet dr. Robotnik,

And he will give you rank,
privilege, and power!

Argus: forget it!

I'll never rat on the queen!

Robotnik: in that case, kiss
rank and privilege good-bye...

And say "hello" to power...

The power of my robiticizer,
to be more precise.

[All laugh]

Sonic: we were fast,
but not fast enough.

Argus is gone, and now
we'll never find mom.

Manic: wait just a minute!

Don't high-level 'bots get
initiated at a special shindig,

At botworks hall?!

Sonia: right! And you don't
get much higher

Than captain to the queen!

Sonic: only this time, we're
gonna uninitiate argus-bot!

Hang on, mom!
We'll find you yet!

Rich lady: I'm so excited.

This is my first robot
induction ceremony.

Sonia: let's see. Put the main
console over there...

[Grunting]

No, I think over there
would be good...

Although, actually, it's better
right where it started.

Sonic: in that case,
I'd say it's best
if you do it yourself.

Sonia: well, all you
have to do is ask!

Manic: oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh!

I could use one of these!

Oooh-oooh, and this one
is tres rad!

Sonic: yo, manic.

Let's get clear on the concept.

We're here impersonating
sound-bots and risking our lives

To rescue argus,
not to re-equip our studio!

Manic: I know, I know...
We're rebels, not crooks!

Sorry, dude, I got carried away.

Robotnik: is everyone
having a real good time?

Good!

Because that would be
against the law!

Now, let's welcome argus-bot,

Formerly of the
queen's own guard...

Captured by special agent sleet!

Sleet: dingo!
Did I forget you?

Get off me, you idiot!

Dingo: sorry.

Robotnik: welcome, argus-bot!

Your orders are:
stamp out freedom...

Squash fun,
and arrest enemies of state!

Sonic: that's my cue!

I'll take that,
buttnik, ole boy!

Argus-bot: arrest
all enemies of the state!

Robotnik: you heard him, fools!

Arrest these hedgehogs!

Sonic: a-one...

Sonia: and-a-two...

Manic: and-a-one,
two-three-four!

Sonic: hey, argus, my man!

Buttnik throws a mean party, eh?

Argus-bot:
arrest all enemies of the state!

Sonic: sonia, manic...

I'm waiting!

Sonia: on our way!

Sonic: ready medallions!

Sonia: ready!

Manic: ready!

Sonic: activate!

Argus: sonic, sonia, manic,
what are you doing here?

The last thing I remember...

Ugh!

I don't even wanna
talk about it!

Sonia: glad to hear it,
because we gotta jam!

Robotnik: sleet! Dingo!

Turn the lights on!

Sleet: hah!

Sonic: stylish serape,
butt-meister.

But since I've got places to go
and folks to set free...

I've gotta be spinning' along!

Robotnik: get that hedgehog!

Dingo/sleet:
the plank's falling out!

I'm under att*ck!

Robotnik: ahhh!

Sonic: catch ya
on the flip-side!

Argus: those were happier days,
indeed.

Sonic: I'll add
a big - to that.

Do you know where
we can find mom now?

Argus: I was on my way
to our rendezvous point

When I was captured, so...

Manic: so...what
are we waitin' for?

Argus: with any luck, she'll be
in the underground drainage
caverns near--

Oh, no!

The medallions were only
a temporary fix.

Sonia: fight it, argus!

The queen will be in the
underground drainage caverns
near...near...?!

Manic: tone him again!

We gotta blow that robotic
programming out of his brain!

Sonia: but the medallions
are drained!

They need time to recharge!

Sonic: only time we've got now
is to slam, jam, and scram!

Sonia: fight it argus!

The queen will be in the
underground drainage caverns
near...near...?

Dingo: the queen?

That's exactly what
you were hoping for!

Sleet: too bad we can't access
his human memories.

Although, now that we know where
the hedgehogs will be looking...

Maybe we can lend them
a helping hand!

[Everyone laughing]

Manic: so all I've gotta do
is put out the word,

And my homies will
come back with the !

After all, a queen
is bound to stand out
in this part of town.

Sonic: wow!

Manic: looks like
everything's recharged!

All: ♪ na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na ♪

♪ I'm looking for someone,
have you got the ? ♪

♪ I'm searching everywhere ♪

♪ For this special lady ♪

♪ Lookin' for someone,
do you have the ? ♪

♪ Please help me if you can
stop my lonely waiting ♪

♪ Have you got the ? ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na ♪

♪ I will do anything
to see her again ♪

♪ I will fight the battles
and I know I can win ♪

♪ Mountains are not tall enough
to keep me away ♪

♪ I will gladly give up
any price I must pay ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Looking for someone,
have you got the ? ♪

♪ I'm searching everywhere
for this special lady ♪

♪ Lookin' for someone,
have you got the ? ♪

♪ Please help me if you can
stop my lonely waiting ♪

♪ Have you got the ? ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Have you got the ? ♪

♪ Na na, na-na-na-na-na ♪

Sonia: all we've got to do
is put out the word,

And your buds" will
come through with the " "?

Sonic: hey, lay off
the kid, sonia.

He's as disappointed as we are.

Street person/dingo:
hey, you wit da drums!

I heard you was lookin'
for a queen?

Sonic: oh, you got that one
right, friend!

Whatcha got?

Street person/dingo:
how much is it worth?

Sonic: more than money!

You got the info,
she'll buy you dinner!

Street person/dingo:
hah hah hah!

Sonia: manic?!

Street person/dingo:
in dat case, fer sure!

I can tell yous exactly
where to find da queen!

Sonic: are you sure
we're going the right way?

Manic: he said the underground
water-works is where he saw ma,

And there it is!

Sonic: yeah, but why would
she wanna hang around
with all this water?

Ugh!

Sonia: y'know, some of us
actually like it...

For washing, drinking,
that sorta thing.

Sonic: hey, look!

It's mom's scarf!

Sonia: so...
Where's mother?

Sonic: I don't know.

And there's something' weird
about this scarf...

Sleet: do you mean
the tag on the back that says...

Sonic: property of
special agent sleet.

Great work, mr. !

Your lyin' homey
led us into a trap!

Dingo: thanks for dinner, sonia.

It was great!

Sonia: I took dingo out
for dinner?!

Ahhhhhh!

Sonia: whaaaah!

Sleet: give up, hedgehogs!

Your mother isn't coming.

Manic: sorry, guys!

I was tryin' to show ya how cool
I could be on my own turf,

And it blew up in our faces,
instead!

Sonic: no way!

I shoulda never
gotten down on you!

It must have
something' to do with...

All this water!

Sonia: don't worry, everyone
makes mistakes, even me!

Manic: gee, sis,
you're all heart!

Sleet: give up your useless
search, hedgehogs!

Queen aleena
would never lower herself

To hide in an underground swamp!

Sonic: oh, yes, she would,
if she knew it would help

Get rid of old buttnik
once and for all!

Once all four of us
get back together,

He and his hired g*ons
won't stand a chance!

Ok, let's move it!

Sonia, over there.
Manic, there.

Get ready, 'cause once that
argus-bot climbs up here...

Sonia: we've gotta be
ready to find out

Exactly what we need to know!

Sleet: on the other hand, dingo,

Just in case the queen does
care enough about those brats

To come to this
miserable hole...

Your job is to make sure
she leaves with us!

Dingo/argus: whoaaa!

Someday, sleet, it's gonna be
your butt wearin' my footprint!

Sonic: hurry up, manic!
It's showtime!

Manic: outstanding!

Sonic: over here,
tall, dark, and metallic!

Ok, underground...

It's time to kick out the jams!

Argus: nice going, kids!

Since this won't last long,
I'll talk fast.

The rendezvous point is there!

Manic: there she is!

Manic: but so is argus!

Sonic: no way!
Argus is here!

Sonia: which means
it's dingo in disguise!

Mother! Look out!

Manic: my hover board!
It's blasted!

Sonic?

Sonic: you expect me to jump?!

But that's water!

Sonia and manic:
it's also our mother!

Manic: come on, bro'.

We're waiting!

How many times do I
have to tell ya?

That's my line!

Dingo/argus:
your majesty! Don't go.

I bring news of your kids!

Sonic: forget it, ding-dong!

This kid brings news of his own!

Dingo/argus: oh,
I almost had her!

Argus: hurry! I'm starting
to roboticize again!

Sonia: let's do it!

Argus: hang on tight!

Sonia: I hope this works!

Manic and sonia: whoaaa!

Sleet: what are you doing,
you idiot-bot?

Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

Argus: going out with a bang!

Sleet: ahhhh!

Sonia: good-bye, argus!

Manic: we'll be back!

Sonic: you don't fool me, dingo,

So if you want me,
come and get me!

Dingo: rrrr rrrr!

Dingo: b-b-b-b-b-!

Sonic: next time,
leave my mother alone!

Sonia: where's mother?

Sonic: gone.

At least those guys
can't get her either!

Manic: what about us?

Sonic: don't worry, bro'.

Sleet's pathetic lackey here
ain't never gonna get us,

'Cause he ain't got the juice!

Dingo/argus: oh, no?

I'll show ya juice!

Rrrr...srr...!

Sleet: dingo, no!

Sonic: dingo, yes!

Yaahh!

Sleet: turn around! B-b-b!

Sonic: I guess he had the juice
after all!

Sonia: take care.

Manic: next time, ma!

Next time. Huh?!

Sleet: after them!

Sonic: now let's juice!

Sleet: after them!

Whoa-oh!

Imbecile!

Cretin!

Muffin brain!