01x33 - The Mark of Zero/Toupee

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game,

we're not like the
others who get all the fame.

If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double,

we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the

brothers Unh!

H-hooked on the brothers.

Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.

Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat,

get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats.

You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the

others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on

the brothers.

To the brink!

Unh!

Unh!

I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers!

The brothers!

The brothers!

What are you doing?

Will you forget about it
with the eating already?

Come on Inspector Clean from
the Board of Sanitation is

coming.

Now either we
clean up this mess,

or we lose the building.

Come on Mario.

Come on Mario.

[growling]

Only temporary, take it easy.

Shhh.

Cuckoo.

Incoming train!

I got it.

Phew.

[ding dong]

I'll get it.

You'll get it.

Inspector Clean to what do we
owe this unexpected pleasure?

Evicted any old ladies lately?

No!

And that's why I'm
in such a bad mood.

But judging from the
looks of this place ha ha ha,

I think I'll be able to
pick up a few extra points.

Go away.

Sorry.

Well, what have we have here?

Ha ha ha.

Ah ha, anchovy
pizza, with extra mold.

Minus points.

points?

Uh huh.

You know boys, I feel
better already [laughs]

What's under the tub?

What tub?

What tub?

Yes what tub?

This top!

That!

This!

That!

This tub!

Ahhh!

Whoa!

Yuck!

Ah ha!

Keeping slimy pets at a
location of business huh?

Minus points.

points?

That's right.

You know boys it looks
like you're on your way out.

If I were you,
I'd start packing.

He he he.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

Plumber's
log number - .

We were making our way through
the endless tracks of cactus

and sand of El Desert Land.

We were looking for the
legendary masked hero Zero,

hoping he would help us in
our fight against Koopa.

Mario, I'm starting to wonder
if the legendary masked hero

named Zero, really exists?

He's real alright,
and he's gonna help us.

It's a good thing ostriches
are too dumb to know how hot

it is.

Whoa!

Me and my big mouth.

Look, a taco stand!

Whoaaa!

[Koopa:]
So, those silly saps
are lookin' for Zero, eh?

[laughs]

Won't they be surprised
when I Koopalize them.

[laughs]

[coughing]

[Girl:] Are you here
to like buy something,

or just make a mess?

So, what'll it be?

Burritos?

Enchiladas?

Quesadillas?

Yes, yes, and yes.

[Koopa:]
And, how about an all
out att*ck by El Koopitan and

his Troopas on the side?

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Ahhhh!

Ahh!

It's El Koopitan!

I'm getting outta here!

I'm getting outta here!

[gasps]

Ow, ooh, ow!

Holy calamari!

These drain brains are mine!

All mine!

It doesn't look good
for the good guys Luigi.

Nervous noodles!

We're surrounded!

[chattering]

Ahhh!

Oh, ow, oh!

Ahh!

Ah!

Oh, oh, oh.

It's Zero!

The legendary masked
hero Zero ya mean.

Nice to meet you,
legendary masked hero Zero.

Ahhhhh!

Hi ha!

Ya!

Wow!

This Zero guy can
get down Mario.

Talk about getting
down, let's get 'em!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[yawn]

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho.

Oh yea.

Yea yea!

Ohhhh.

Time to pin this Zero.

Ah!

Forget the Marios!

Get Zero!

Yipe!

[Koopa:] Let's Koop out!

We got what we came for!

El Koopitan got Zero!

And we didn't even get a taco!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughs]

[Princess:] This is awful!

El Koopitan has taken
everything from these poor

people.

There's only one
person who can help.

It's up to us to find Zero.

Senor Mayor, Zero's been
captured and we're trying to

find him, but we
need your help.

Does anyone know where El
Koopitan's secret fortress is?

[chattering]

They want to help, but El
Koopitan strikes fear in the

hearts of my people!

[Koopa:]
Did somebody mention my name?

[gasps]

We're not afraid
of you El Koopitan!

Now, Luigi.

The people are ready to
fight against you El Koopitan!

Right, people of
El Desert Land?

Right, people of
El Desert Land?

Right pe--

Uh, Mario, there are no people
left in El Desert Land.

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Ahhhh!

O wow!

Luigi, get the wagons!

And we're outta here!

[screams]

[Luigi:] Mario!

MARIO!

Heeeelp!

Luigi!

We're out of vegetables!

And outta luck too, goofballs!

[laughs]

We're trapped!

That's what you get for
stickin' your nose into

El Koopitan's business!

Ow!

Ow!

You're hurtin' me!

Leave my brother alone!

Try and stop us nozzle nose!

There!

Huh?

What?

[Toad:] Bullseye!

Take that
tortilla, stoopa Troopas!

Way to go Mario!

Toss those tortillas!

Whoa!

Ow!

Retreat!

Retreat!

El Koopitan shall return!

[cheering]

I guess Mexican food doesn't
agree with El Koopitan.

I'm sorry we ran Senor Mario,
but without Zero the people

are too afraid to fight.

Hmm, Senor Mayor.

I think you just
gave me an idea.

Give Mouser the signal!

It's time we
took this village!

That's the signal!

att*ck!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

[screaming]

You mealy Mushrooms got
one chance to surrender!

A wise choice.

[Mario:] Not so
fast, El Koopitan!

First you must deal with
Zero and---

Zero Plus One.

It can't be!

But it is!

Zero is back!
Zero is back!

[cheering]

Huh?

Ahhhh!

What are you doing?

Whoa!

I think I'll take the stairs.

Hey Zero Plus One.

You mind giving me
a hand, or what?

I hope this works.

Hey, it works!

It works!

For liberty, justice,
and freedom for all fungi!

They're cleaning
up El Koopitan!

Let's retreat to
your secret fortress,

one mile north of
the taco stand!

Secret fortress: one mile
north of the taco stand.

Ninny!

Hamster head!

Cheese brain!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Oh, sorry El Koopitan.

We've won!

We've defeated El Koopitan!

[cheering]

Your idea worked, Mario!

And now to go to
Koopa's secret fortress,

and free the real Zero.

[Luigi:] And how are we supposed
to get in there Mario?

Just fly over the walls?

Luigi!

That's exactly
how we'll get in.

Mario, I'm not sure
I like this idea!

It's gonna work like a charm!

What's the matter?

You never heard
of hang gliding?

Whoaaaa!

Holy ravioli!

I'm flying!

Here they come, Luigi!

Shh.

[gasp]

Bring 'em on!

I'm ready for 'em this time!

What am I saying?

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Yeow!

Oh.

Oohh!

Let's get Zero, and b*at
it outta here, Luigi.

And with the real
Zero free again,

the Mushroom peasants won't
have to live in fear of El

Koopitan!

You big spenders
decide what you want yet?

Oops, I forgot!

You're Zero!?

The legendary
masked hero Zero!

And if you guys
can keep my secret,

I'll give you all the
tacos you can carry!

I'll never tell!

I promise!

[laughter]

Let's just carry the
five, five times three,

carry the one.

What was that?

Ah, leaky pipes.

No it's not!

Ah ha!

Leaky pipes!

Ha ha ha.

Another points,
oh we're close boys,

very close.

[laughs]

[growling]

Alright come on
boy, here it is.

Come on you big rat!

Go on, fetch boy!

Fetch!

Yea.

Yo, Mario, I got it!

Now you get Clog off his
head, and we make the switch.

Ok.

Go on.

Hey Inspector!

Yes, yes, that's right.

Well it looks like
that we have a... Ahhhhh!

Whoaaaa!

That does it!

Attacking a city official;
you guys are evicted!

What?

Oh we're gonna be
stuck here for a while,

so why don't you watch these
scenes from the next Legend of

Zelda.

Pull!

I am.

Well pull harder.

I am, I am!

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

You're askin' for
a headache kid.

Eh!

Huh?

Where'd he-- Unh!

Nighty night!

Please, honour an old man;
except this honourable gift.

Well, ok.

Oops, I forgot, I
already have a sword.

Here I'll take your old one,
you won't need it anymore.

Oh now we're
really in trouble!

You're not kidding, look!

Uh oh, it's Ganon!

Take them!

[laughs]

Look!

Inspector--

Don't bother me you brute!

I'm evicting you!

You're outta here!

Inspector--

What?

Your head.

My head?

Your head!

[gasp]

It's back!

It's back!

My hair is back!

It must be that special water
coming from your leaky pipes,

it made my hair grow back!

Well actually it was
our--

It's amazing!

I haven't had hair
since I was five years old!

Alright guys, you'll pass
inspection... that is this time.

Yes sir, thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot sir.

Enjoy yourself.

Enjoy your hair sir!

Oh thank you.

Nice to see ya!

So long!

[crash]

Phew!

That was close.

Eh, when things are
right, they're right.

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪