01x36 - The Trojan Koopa/Texas Tea

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

[Mario:] I'm telling you.

Boy Luigi these knives
couldn't cut jell-o,

I mean we need
to buy new ones.

Yea, well dream on
Mario; we're broke,

I mean we can barely afford
to keep the plumbing business

going these days.

Yea you're right now ones
having plumbing problems

anymore.

I mean they don't make those
old leaky pipes like they used

to.

You know if this
keeps up I mean,

we're gonna have to cut
down on our overeating.

What do you mean me?

We?

Mr. Roly Poly.

[laughs]

Hey Luigi by the way go over
and get me a tomato from the

tomato garden will ya?

Alright.

More tomatoes coming
up Mario, you got it.

Oh they look
good this year huh?

Go ahead get
me a nice ripe one.

Whoa!

Mario!

Holy macaroni!

Black gold!

Texas tea!

Take your shoes
off and sit a spell.

Wooo!

Whoa!

Whoa!

We're filthy rich!

Yea, we're filthy alright.

I'll try to cap
this with a plant.

[ding dong]

Who are you?

Bull, Ted Bull's the name,
President of Bull Oil Company.

[Luigi:]
Well hi Mr. Bull, come on in.

My card.

Thank you, this is
my brother Mario.

Mario Mr. Bull.

Hello Mario.

Well how do you do?

Sorry sir.

Partner, an oily
handshake is the best kind.

I understand you
boys struck oil.

Wow, news travels fast!

Son I can smell a
gusher a mile away.

I want to make you a deal,
you'll be plain loco to pass

up.

Really?

What kind of deal?

A deal that'll make you
two rich beyond your wildest

dreams, and that
ain't no bull.

Wow.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's
log number .

We were on a
royal rescue mission.

Princess Toadstool had been
kidnapped by Koopa and taken

to his island fortress.

Whoa, Whoa.

Land ho, dudes!

The island of
Koopos is dead ahead!

Aw Toad, did ya
have to say dead?

[Mario:] Don't get your
valves out of joint,

Luigi!

Everything's goin'
according to plan!

Ahhh!

Whoaa!

[Luigi:] Mario I hate this plan.

[Hammer Brother:]
Hey, get a load of that!

It looks like, like a
bathtub with six legs!

You Hammer Brothers
make lousy lookouts.

Gimme that!

It's those dumber
plumbers, the Mario Brothers!

So, those pipe dreamers think
they can rescue their precious

Princess?

Hah!

[Princess:]
The Mario Brothers will save me!

And they'll wipe that reptile
smile right off your rotten

face!

Wrong Princess Toadstooge.

This fortress is plumberproof!

You're stuck up here forever!

[gasp]

Besides, I've got an
unwelcoming committee,

just waiting for those
pasta chomping chumps!

[laughs]

See fellas?

Here's King Koopa's fortress!

No problissimo.

Make that big problissimo.

Look, it's the
Hammer Brothers!

That's right!

So you good guy geeks
might as well just quit now!

You hammerheads
don't scare us.

Speak for yourself Mario.

Let's get outta here
before those hammers nail us!

Eh.

Oof.

Ah.

Mega misery Mario!

We'll never get
past that wall!

Luigi, where there's a
wall, there's a way.

Luigi, where there's a
wall, there's a way.

Whoaaaa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoaaaa!

Oof!

There's more than one way
to get inside Koopa's fort.

All you gotta do is
get over that wall.

Then let you guys in the fort,
and we rescue the Princess.

I can do it, I can do it.

Ow!

I can't do it.

Five, four, three,
two, one, blast off!

Ahhh.

Yeow!

Wow.

Toad!

I knew you guys would save me!

We're gonna bust ya
outta this joint!

Sorry Mushrunt.

Visiting hours are over!

[laughs]

Waaaaaa!

I knew we'd find
a way in there!

Look out, here comes an
unidentified flying fungus.

Yeow!

Fellas, Koopa's
fort is impregnable!

Yeah, and we can't
get in there either.

[laughter]

You'll never free
your kingdom now!

Yes I will!

My friends will never give up!

That's why I've
organized a little,

plumber pounding party.

Right boys?

[laughter]

Some Mushroom
retainer I turned out to be.

I was so close!

But I couldn't save her.

I hate to admit that a
plumber can be washed up,

but we're in trouble!

[gasp]

Huh?

[gasp]

Make that double trouble.

We got a score to
settle, sink wimps!

Yeah, it's plumber pummeling
time!

I'll finish off
these scum bums!

Says you!

This is a job for
an executin' expert!

Me!

Patty cake, patty
cake, pasta man.

Give me pasta power
as fast as you can!

Ow, ow, owwww.

That takes care of
those jerk hammers!

But we still gotta get in
Koopa's fort and save the

Princess!

I have an idea
that just might work!

And these bad guy brothers
are just what we need to throw

Koopa off guard!

Throw 'em off guard?

For what?

For the second
part of my plan.

What's Koopa love
more than anything?

Himself!

Right!

And we're gonna build the
one thing that Koopa will let

inside those gates.

[Koopa:]
This is Kooparific!

Those meddlin' Marios have
packed in their pasta and

shipped out.

The Marios would
never just give up!

Oh yeah?

See for yourself.

[gasp]

This is humiliating!

Tricked, trapped, and--

Dressed up like plumbers.

I can't believe it.

The Marios and Toad wouldn't
just leave me like this,

would they?

Let me take one last look at
those lasagna lovin' losers!

It's- it's- it's horrible!

It's disgusting!

It's me!

It's a monument
to my monstrosity.

Shy Guys!

Open the gates
and bring it in!

It's Kooptacular!

My rotten reputation, is
finally getting the tribute I

deserve!

[Toad:] We're inside
Koopa's fortress!

This wooden
statue scam worked!

I gotta hand it to ya guys,
you're pretty good carpenters

for plumbers.

Yeah, but I hate being
cooped up in a Koopa.

And the best part of it is,
Koopa thinks we're out there

on that boat.

Help me turn this thing around
so we can get back to King

Koopa's fort!

Yeah!

We're gonna
pulverize those pipesqueaks!

Put it right there!

Hmm.

No, on second thought, I think
it would look better by the

tower.

Leapin' lasagna!

Koopa thinks he's an
inferior decorator.

We just have to
stay put until dark.

And then we bust out of this
box and free the Princess.

Stop!

Leave it until morning!

Then I want to see what it
looks like at the top of the

tower!

Huh?

[snoring]

Ouch!

Ouch!

I feel like one
smooshed mushroom.

Next time, I
upgrade to first class.

Shhhhh.

If we wanna
rescue the Princess,

we can't wake anyone up.

[banging]

Ahhhh!

Ahh!

Yikes!

Let's go!

Hurry, let's get out of here!

Hurry!

Yipe!

Ahh!

Whoa!

Ahh!

Oh no!

[gasps]

Tragic tetrazzini!

This rescue's gone
straight down the drain!

Sure it looks bad now
Luigi, but remember,

every clogged drain has
its silver elbow trap.

Oh no.

I wish I could
help my friends.

I wish I could,
I wish I might,

wish upon a
falling star-- man!

A Starman!

That's it!

[gasps]

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

What?

Huh?

Fear not my friends, it's
Princess T. to the rescue!

But we're
supposed to rescue her!

Uh, I don't think this is
the time for technicalities.

Prepare to be slammerized!

You bully brothers
don't bother me!

Time to say bye
bye to the Shy Guys!

[cheering]

Go Princess!

Victorious vermicelli!

We b*at the mean and nasties!

Thanks to one
super duper Princess!

And thanks to some wonderful
friends who don't give up!

Speakin' of givin' up,
where's King Ugly Mug?

[laughs]

[gasps]

Good luck drain brains,
I'm snatching your boat!

And I'm gonna Koopa
sloopa, outta here!

That's the only
boat around here!

How are we gonna
get off the island?

Leave that to me.

It's ugly, but it floats.

Which is more than I can
say for the real Koopa!

[laughs]

Look!

Ahh oh look at this one here,

two hundred and fifty thousand,
you got a, footer

Luigi. oh boy.

Now what should I get?

Should I get a brown one
or should I get a blue one?

I don't know.

Wait a minute, with the
money we're gonna have,

maybe I'll buy both.

Ahhh you know Mario, maybe
we should have waited for Mr.

Bull to bring over the cheque
before we spent all this money

eh?

Just relax Luigi we
have the money relax.

Ehh, well I hope you're right.

You know come to think of it
I mean it's gonna be great no

more having to
settle for second best.

From now on Luigi, we're gonna
do all the best things in

life, all the best things that
life has to offer are gonna

come to us.

Boy I'm tellin' ya.

You're right, you're
right, you're right Mario.

Things like,
vacations in the tropics.

Yea just picture it now;
eatin' pizza in indoor

restaurants.

[chuckles]

How 'bout furniture,
we didn't just find?

[laughs]

Wow, boy oh boy, Mama's
gonna be so proud of us.

Muah!

Oh Luigi I can't believe
it, oh boy this makes me feel

good.

This is the life.

While we're waiting for Mr.
Bull to drop off our cheques,

why don't you watch these
scenes from the next Legend of

Zelda?

I love this
show, is it on now?

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

What happened?

You should've saved
me that's your job!

Where did you get
that crummy sword?

Let's go hero!

Hey, what the?

What are you doing here!?

You were supposed to
be crab food by now!

Hey, where's sneezenose?

Oh no!

The Triforce of Wisdom!

We left it unguarded.

[gasp]

It's gone!

That rotten scoundrel,
he stunned me again!

Th-th-the, Triforce of
Wisdom Your Grossness.

I offer it to you as a
symbol of my loyalty.

The Triforce of Wisdom!

Ahhh Luigi I'm gonna tell ya I
really enjoy our new style of

life.

He he he me too Mario but
I'm gonna be honest with you,

I hope Mr. Bull shows up
with the cheque pretty soon

because, these bills are
starting to add up ah?

Ahh the heck with it.

Big brother, do
me a favour ah?

Give me a glass of
that Texas tea ah?

Ha ha ha.

I mean, I just want
to gaze at pure money.

[gurgling]

Uh oh!

Uh oh?

What's wrong?

The well!

Well?

Well.

Well?

The well it's dry!

Oh oh, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, wait,

wait, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, whoa whoa ho!

Where you goin'
with all this stuff?

It says: you don't
pay, it don't stay.

Luigi!

What's goin' on?

Boys I'm sorry to hear
about your pitiful dry well.

Yea well.

Too bad I can't do business
but that's the oil game

partner.

Boy oh boy news
sure travels fast.

Son, I could smell a
gusher--

A mile away.

We know, we know.

Next time you strike
oil, just call old Ted,

ya hear?

Sure.

Hey you guys!

I just wanted to let you know
that I fixed that leaky oil

pipe!

Aren't you proud of me?

Proud's not the word.

Huh?

Huh?

[sobbing]

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪