02x01 - Be Careful What You Fish For

[bunniefuu]

[whistling]

♪ Camp Splinterwood,
Our summer home ♪

[driving rock music]

♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

♪ Zipping in the air ♪

♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

♪ It's absurd! ♪

♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, b*mb, and Chuck ♪

♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

[peaceful music plays]

[sling rod vibrates]

[Chuck munches and gulps]

[sighs] I'm gonna say it.

Camp Splinterwood is the best place
of all time ever.

I mean, look around.
It's got awesome everything!

Trampolines, zip lines, slides,
buildings, a flagpole, grass, trees,

air, water, my right wing,
the sling rod in my right wing!

Not to mention
the best-worst counselor on the planet.

Yeah. This is the perfect summer.

-[Stella, Chuck and Red sigh]
-Well, not to nitpick,

but there is one un-awesome thing.

The food.

Yeah, seems like Brenda's been
kind of checked out lately.

Uh, aren't these supposed to be defrosted?

It's a new recipe called
I'm-Not-Your-Mom Casserole.

So you're saying
if the food was awesome,

then this would be the perfect summer?

Unh! Whoa!
[yelps]

[muffled expl*si*n]

Are those…?

Fish sticks! And they're…

Mmm! The fish stickiest fish sticks
that ever fish sticked!

[chews and swallows]

Crispy, moist, flaky,
exploded to perfection!

b*mb, you just gave us a chance
at a perfect summer.

-I did?
-Yeah.

Let's net these suckers.
It's almost lunchtime!

See? They're a hit!
Everyone loves them, even Brenda.

Wow. I almost didn't recognize her.

She looks…

happy?

I know. It's oddly unsettling.

Wow! Everyone loves my sticks!

Thanks, kid.

Looks like you're gonna be
serving up the meals from now on.

I thought I was just giving
everyone a nice lunch.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

What do you guys want for dinner?

[Campers] Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

Perfect summer, here we come!
All thanks to you, b*mb.

Aw, come on, guys.

My fish sticks can't be that good.

[joyful music plays]

[campers laugh and hoot]

They're just so crispy. So moist.

-So flaky flaky!
-Flaky flaky!

-Jinx!
-Jinx!

[laughter]

[swallows]

Grr!

[gulps and whimpers]

[sniffs]

[chuckles]

[campers cheering]

I'm never cooking again!

Whee!

It's so odd.

Usually I loathe this place
and everything it stands for,

but these fish sticks
have made it quite tolerable.

Keep those fish sticks coming, b*mb!

You can count on me, sir.

[muffled expl*si*n]

Huh. That's odd.

[b*mb grunts]

Boy, you really don't wanna come with me.

Ha! b*mb one, fish stick zer-- Oh.

Huh?

[gulps]

[b*mb yelps]

Oof!

[yawns]

Uh, go ahead and help yourself,
giant lake monster thing.

I'll just, um,
go and let everyone know

we are now completely out of--

Fish sticks are the best,
aren't they, Neiderflyer?

Yes!

Normally, I'd be launching this guy
through your stupid face.

Yeah. And right about now,
I'd be calling you Neiderjerk

and commenting on how you're the one
with the stupid face, but--

-Fish sticks.
-Fish sticks.

[sighs happily]

Huh? Aww!

Oh, I love you, snookums.

And I tolerate your company, Harold.

And we all love b*mb.

For showing us just how drab
and meaningless our lives were

before his amazing fish sticks!

Perfect summer!

Okay! I can do this!

Just tell them there's no more fish sticks

and their perfect summer is over.

Not on my watch.
[sips loudly]

But-- but what are we gonna do?

I can't get more fish sticks

because a monster in the lake
is eating them all.

No more perfect summer!

Yeah, what are you, the narrator?
I saw the whole thing.

But your fish sticks have given me
a taste of the good life.

So you know what we have to do, right?

Please don't say,
"Get rid of the lake monster."

Please don't say,
"Get rid of the lake monster."

-Get rid of the lake monster!
-Aah

Oh, man.

Look, kid. Dinner's in an hour
and I ain't making it. You in?

Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

-Fish sticks!
-Okay, but do you even know

how to take on a monster?

Ahh, I take on hundreds
of little monsters at every meal.

Is it just me,
or do you look way cooler than I do?

That's not saying much,
but yeah, yeah, I do.

Okay. Step one,
lure the monster out with bait.

Oh, okay.

But where will we find bait--?

[muffled expl*si*n]

Nope, I didn't find any bait.

Just a bunch of fish sticks,
because I exploded.

[b*mb screams]

Phew!

[gasps and whimpers]

Huh?

[burps]

Wait a second.

You love my fish sticks too?

Oh! You're not a big,
scary, mean monster.

You're a big, scary,
fish stick-loving monster!

Destroy the beast!

[monster screeches]

[b*mb yells]

[gasps]

-[growls]
-Uh, whoops.

[all] Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

Where's b*mb with grub?

I'm sure he has a good excuse
for being this late.

Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

Well, I hope he's okay.

Ah! [yelps]

[grunts] Some perfect summer
this turned out to be.

Oh well. If I'm gonna go,
I might as well have one last delicious--

[Brenda screams]

[Brenda] Put me down,
you fish stick-stealing beast!

Aah! Help!

Brenda!

Kid! You're alive!
We need to destroy this thing! Ahh!

Wait, wait! I don't think we do!

I think he might be a nice monster.

Well, it ain't being
particularly nice to me!

Destroy it!

Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

b*mb better hope he's been eaten
by a giant lake monster or something,

'cause I'm gonna turn him
into fish sticks, fish sticks!

Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

If b*mb isn't back with fish sticks,
there's gonna be a riot!

Maybe we could figure out a way

for the monster and the camp
to share the fish sticks!

Then everyone would be happy.

You think this dumb-- unh--
hideous-- ahh-- beast

is just gonna go splitsies with you? Ow!

Uh, well, maybe.
[giggles]

[air whooshing]

Whoa!

[b*mb and Brenda yell]

Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks!

-[b*mb and Brenda yelling]
-[all gasp]

[both grunt]

[campers groaning]

Gross!

Is it me or do these fish sticks look like

they've passed through
the intestines of a giant monster?

Huh. Yeah. Suddenly I feel like
I'm over fish sticks.

So, uh, what are we going to eat now?

[chuckles] Glad to see you
back in the saddle, Brenda.

Hmph.

Nothing like a brush with death

to make you appreciate
the important things in life.

Exactly.

Like rediscovering a passion for cooking.

Wow! I never thought
I'd hear Brenda say the word "passion."

Nice work, b*mb.

Well, I'm glad things are back
to normal around here.

Things got really weird there
for a hot minute.

I held hands with Neiderjerk! Ugh!

I guess there is such a thing
as too much perfection.

Yeah. From now on, let's just do
a regular, old, awesome summer!

[snores]

[mutters]

[chuckles] I'm suddenly craving fish,

but in some sort
of deep fried stick form or…

Oh, lake, you read my mind.

Huh? Ohh!

[monster gulps and burps]

[Mighty Eagle yells]

Oh, excuse me.

[theme music playing]