02x16 - Splinter-Camp Games

[bunniefuu]

[whistling]

♪ Camp Splinterwood
Our summer home ♪

[driving rock music]

♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

♪ Zipping in the air ♪

♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

♪ It's absurd! ♪

♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, b*mb, and Chuck ♪

♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

All right!

Hold onto your skulls,
'cause I'm about to blow your minds!

-[grunts]
-[both] Stella! Stella! Stella!

Excellent work. You might actually
have a chance this year.

-All right!
-Yeah! You da big bird!

[whistle blows]

Hey, Lynette! Is that a new clipboard?
Looks very clippy!

Anywho-zle, really excited
to take on Pig Camp

and do some tower smashing today!

You seriously think you have what it takes

to be a smasher in the Intercamp Games?

Please! I was born to smash!
See, I've been--

Ugh! Anything to avoid
a speech. Go!

Yes!

You're not even watching!
Whoa!

Not good enough. Next!

What? I haven't even hit the-- Oof!

Ow!

But you didn't give me a chance!
It wasn't fair!

I don't care about fair.
I care about winning.

Now, get out of here!

But we haven't knocked down
the pigs' stacks since I was a hatchling!

I can do this!

Let me smash…

the competition?

Let me think about it.
I've thought about it. No, not a chance.

The ball spot goes
to our new team captain, Neiderflyer!

Neiderflyer? What? He didn't even try out!

Ha! Losers try out.

Winners get to be captain.

Also, he brought me cookies.

Congratulations on making
a total fool of yourself, Rod.

"Look at me. I'm Red, flying majestically
into--" Bam! Ha ha!

-Grr!
-The pig team is already here,

and the smash team needs to practice.

So, can all non-smashers who didn't
make the cut because they're losers

please vacate my face?

[Red growls]

Stupid Lynette, picking stupid Neiderjerk!

I mean, I could have made
stupid cookies! It's not fair! Oof!

-[pig oinking]
-Huh?

-[pigs gasp]
-I got it!

[grunts

[both] Wow!

Oinks a lot, whoever you are!

Hey, look!
The tower's not all wobbly anymore.

Not even when I do this.

See, this is why we need Curtis,
our head stacker.

He woke up today
with an oinkin' case of sniffle snout,

and now we're an oinkin' pig short!

Hey, you know, I could be your stacker!

Uh, sorry to ask
such a personal question, but…

[oinks] aren't you a bird?

Oh, I'm a bird, all right.
I'm a bird all the way to the bank.

Just… I have something to prove
and I can help you win, okay?

Uh, well, we are a pig short,
[oinks] so…

welcome to our stacker team!

I already forgot your oinkin' name,
but you're a bird and our new Curtis,

so I'm going to call you Birdis!

Welcome to this year's
Intercamp Games!

[birds cheering]

[pigs oinking]

Oh golly, yes, I'm excited too

to see Camp Splinterwood's
devastating smashers

pit themselves against
the rock solid Pig Camp snackers!

-[pigs grunting angrily]
-Uh, stackers!

Sorry, I skipped lunch for this.

Now, remember, we're a team,

which means it's not about you,
it's about me.

That funny-looking pig looks like Red.

That's because it is Red!

Heh! It doesn't matter.
He wasn't good enough for our team.

If anything, he's giving us an advantage.

Round one! Let the Intercamp Games begin!

Red!

No fraternizing with the enemy!
Let's start this off with a bang!

[yelling]

-Uh-oh!
-[expl*si*n]

[all oink]

Point, Pig Camp!

[pigs cheering]

We scored! Ha-haw-haw!

Heh! Lucky break, Rod.

Way to be a total traitor!
Oink oink!

Oh, just wait till round two.
I'm only getting started.

Wait. Hmm.

-Two oinks to the right.
-Wow. You're really oinking good at this!

Well, he has had to use
those spindly little legs

to hold up that beach ball
of a body his whole life! [snorts]

[Neiderflyer] And now, welcome back
everyone's favorites, Team Neiderflyer!

I mean, Camp Splinterwood!

[birds cheering]

Mwah! Mwah!

Round two!

You know,
Red's really got a knack for this.

Puh-lease! Rod got lucky.

Chuck, you know
that weirdo zoomy thing you do?

Of course! I invented it!

[laughing and hooting]

-[yelping]
-[bell ringing]

Point, Pig Camp!

[Chuck yelps]

Grr!

Uhh…

[all cheering]

Rod, walk with me.

No, thanks. I'm good-- Whoa!

Rod, clearly there's been a mistake.
You shouldn't be with the pigs.

Oh yeah?

What say you drop the pig team and join us

as our official bug juice boy?

Well, gee, I guess I'd have to say

Lynette had her chance, and she blew it,

so you can stick your oinking offer
where the sun don't oink!

Hey, guys!

Lay your eyes on this beaut.
It's our best one yet!

-It's not enough.
-Huh?

It should be bigger, so no matter
where you go in Camp Splinterwood,

Lynette won't be able to miss it!

-We're sure that this is a good idea?
-Trust me on this.

All right, you heard Birdis!
Let's do this!

[large pig oinks]

It's-- it's-- it's the most something-est
something I've ever somethinged!

Why do I feel like
it looks awfully familiar?

So, how do you like me now?

Somehow even less than before.

Well, if you want all of this to end,
all you need to do is apologize.

Ugh! Well, if it means
not losing, I am…

[mumbling]

I'm… I'm… [grunts]

It's too hard, not worth it. Forget it!

Grr! Well, then me and the pigs
are gonna take you down!

Hey, Cheeps.

Red, I really think
you're taking this too far.

Yeah, I was kind of thinking
the same thing,

but maybe with
a slightly less accusing tone.

I do sometimes do that, but this
is definitely not one of those times!

I'm going to make sure
that no one ever doubts me again.

Oh, I doubt that.

Watch how a captain does it.

Ow!

-Point, Pig Camp!
-[pigs cheering]

[cheering and oinking]

Ha ha! Take that, Lynette!

[wood splintering]

Uh, that doesn't sound good.

[worried oinks]

Guys, don't worry.

I made sure to wedge everything in
super tight, so it wouldn't break apart.

So instead of falling into the lake,
it's gonna topple onto the camp

and crush everyone.

There's a chance I may have taken this
a teeny, tiny bit too far.

-That's what I've been trying to tell you!
-Me too, but nicer.

Aah! We're doomed!

Hey, yo, remember who we are?

Uh, my best friends who forgive
and accept me

despite how dumb I can be?

I was gonna say the best smashers in camp.

Yeah, that's probably more relevant.

Anyone else feel like saving the day?

Let's do this!

-Grr!
-Ahh!

-Unh!
-[farts]

Wow, Red,
this thing's unbreakable! Great job!

-[all screaming]
-It's every bird for themselves!

Don't worry, Cheeps, I'm coming!
I'm gonna smash you out of there!

Just realizing
I should have come up with a plan

before launching myself in the air.

Yeah!

[wood creaking]

Point for Team Neiderfly--

Well, I am officially retiring
from the Intercamp Games.

No way! Next year's gonna be the best yet!

Red, how can you even think
about doing this again?

'Cause I'll be a shoo-in for the team!

I might even be the best smasher in camp.

Heh! Won't be good enough!

Curtis'll be back,

and you're no match
for real Curtis, Birdis!

Oh, it is on!

Yeah! Ha ha!

Who's Birdis?

[theme music playing]