Bora (2023)

[bunniefuu]

Yo.

Shawn.

I'm sorry, I thought you would've

been in here packing already.

Yeah, I know.

Just give me five more minutes?

Yeah.

You seem kind of tense, lovely.

Put on some music. Change the mood.

What are you about to put on on?

I'm about to play my jam.

I'm gonna play my summertime jam.

See what you know about this one.

Wow.

Uh huh.

- Stop.

- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh, that's mine.

You know what happened

at the end of the night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Row, row, row your boat

How'd you do that?

I didn't.

How could I? I'm standing

right next to you.

- What is this song?

- Turn it off, Shawn.

I'm trying to turn it,

I'm trying to change the f*cking channel.

Turn it off.

It won't turn off.

Gently down the stream

Why is it still playing?

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream

What's good LA?

Shout out to all the beautiful

Black and brown people

who showed up and supported

Thursday night's fundraiser

for those who lost unarmed family members

at the hands of police brutality.

It's amazing to see Black, Mexican

and Latino communities coming together

in solidarity on this.

I can't agree more, Jazz.

This level of diversity is

something that's long overdue.

I'm insane

Not insane

You couldn't understand

the thoughts inside my head

I am dead

I'm not dead

She's always telling me that

I'm not done, I know,

you know, we know

Your situation's

totally different.

Why is that a big deal?

Rob lets you go out of town

all the time for those girl's trips.

Come on, girl.

Rob and I been together for two years,

but Shawn is like, he been with you

since you left that place.

What does that have to do with anything?

Make a U-turn.

Ugh.

Hey, my GPS is frozen and I

have no idea where I'm going,

so let me call you back.

Okay, bye then.

You know I love you.

Love you, too.

Make a U-turn.

Okay.

Make a U-turn.

What?

I heard you f*cked with Bora

You f*cked with Bora

and you made it through

Nah, nah

Nah, nah

We gonna take a look at you

We heard you f*cked with Bora

You f*cked with Bora

and you still alive

Nah, nah

Nah, nah

She gonna make you hurt tonight

Physically, mentally,

spiritually, emotionally

Sexually, financially, you

just can't get rid of me

Special tree, saved his

only son with that specialty

Eternity, heavenly

f*ring up a Christmas tree

Happy feet dancin' in

hell with that crazy b*at

What?

Oh my god.

What did I just hit?

What the f*ck?

Oh my God.

You're not watching where you're going?

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

I don't know, do I look okay to you?

I mean...

I'm sorry, I'm not great at this.

Great at what?

Apologizing to pedestrians

for hitting them with your Beamer?

You do this all the time?

I'm headed that way.

Looks like you're walking that way, too.

At least let me give you a ride

to wherever you need to go.

Your daddy didn't teach

you not to pick up strangers?

Sometimes God calls on his soldiers

and you gotta break the rules.

Besides, I couldn't live with myself

if I left you walking on the

side of the road by yourself.

Bet.

You gonna let me in?

No?

It's a nice car.

Thanks.

Your boyfriend bought it for you?

You should probably buckle up.

Ah, seatbelts are for pussies.

Trust me, I'll trust you

If I had one wish

We would run away

Makin' love all day

So where are you from?

Where are you headed exactly?

Eh, wherever I end up is cool.

I'm kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I was born outside of Mexico

City and I made it to Monterey.

You?

Me too.

Well, I was raised in

LA but my dad is Cuban

and my mom is from Sierra Leone.

Ah, Sierra Leone.

No wonder your skin is so smooth.

Man, I'm not gonna lie,

when I saw you, I looked

at you and I was like damn.

I wanted to touch your face.

But I don't know you like that, so.

Ooh, that's my sh*t, ma. Turn that up.

f*ckin' with a boss

That's my sh*t.

I be winnin' mega losses

I pay the cost to be

the motherfuckin' boss

Trust nobody, I came without the cross

Now why you mad 'cause

you be f*ckin' with a boss

Girl, you can't be doing that.

We're POCs.

POCs?

What the f*ck?

What, you mean Black?

Y morenas?

POC is an acronym for people of color.

I know what the f*ck it means.

I just don't think that people

should be checking boxes

or categories other than

one that says human.

Like why should we have to do that?

That don't sound strange to you?

Unless the box said thug life,

that's the only box I'm

trying to check, you feel me?

Seriously.

I've already seen like

three cop cars on this road.

I'm a law abiding citizen,

so I'm pretty sure we don't

have to worry about anything but-

Law abiding citizen?

We already broke so many unspoken laws

the day we were born, ma.

You don't even gotta break

the law to get a DWB.

You mean DWI?

No, I mean DWB.

Driving while Black.

Oh.

Yeah, I always hear horror

stories about that kind of thing.

What do you mean you

hear horror stories?

You ain't never been pulled over before?

You ain't never been asked

to get out of the car,

spread your legs?

You ain't never been

frisked, strip searched?

No.

I told you I'm a law abiding citizen.

And I'm not Black. I'm Cuban.

I'm just Black passing.

Okay.

You know what, I'm not

even gonna touch that sh*t.

I'm gonna let you do you.

Thank you for the ride, though.

I appreciate it.

Um, I usually don't

allow smoking in my car.

So...

Okay, so are you gonna pull over

or we just gonna look

at each other all day?

I mean, I'm cool either way, but...

Okay.

Is that pot or some kind of narcotic?

Pot?

Who raised you?

Yes, it's pot, as in hippopotamus.

I'm sorry, it just, it just

kind of looks crackhead-ish

the way you're smoking it

out of the pipe like that.

Please tell me you've

smoked weed before.

Oh my God.

Baby girl, baby girl.

If you don't get your

thick ass out this car

and come smoke with me,

I'm gonna f*ck you up.

Stop, you're getting smoke in the car.

I'll stop under two conditions.

One, you stop being a hoe

and two, come hit this toke with me.

Back in 2013 I was

just getting in things

Come on.

I just copped a Range Rover

I just copped a 650

Come on.

Whipping both like a tag team

Driving force, yeah the whole team

And there's somethin' that I made sure

Took a n*gga out the piss poor

Same reason they gonna switch for

Same n*gga probably snitched before

Same n*gga had to get from around

Same n*gga bring a n*gga down

Same n*gga from the first day

Now I'm life to my last day

Really?

No, no, no, no, we shouldn't be here.

Stop.

It's f*ckin' open.

This is what the f*ck

I'm talking about, bitch.

I don't think

we should be back here.

Ah!

Hey.

- What?

- Shh-shh.

Nobody's home.

They're on f*cking vacation

in their summer home or some sh*t.

So you know what that means?

What?

That means we're on vacation, too.

I don't even know you.

Well come get to know me.

Come on. Come smoke with me.

Don't be a party pooper.

Hey you can't lie. This sh*t is amazing.

Kind of is.

Are you gonna smoke with me or what?

Whatever.

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

I have never really smoked before.

I could teach you.

Let me teach you, come on.

Okay, but can we hurry?

I don't want the police to pull up on us.

Ain't nobody gonna f*ckin' lock you up

for smoking pot in f*cking

Southern California.

Let me teach you.

All you gotta do is hold it like this.

Put your thumb over that and

inhale when I light the fire.

You about to be f*cked up.

- Wow.

- I'm sorry.

I'm getting you wet and I

didn't even ask your name.

It's, uh, Elon.

Elon?

Like Elon Musk?

Damn bitch, you were raised

by white people, huh?

In the f*ckin' hills

and everything, right?

Funny.

And what should I call you?

Stony hitchhiker?

Mm, you could call me that

or you could call me Bora.

And don't you forget that sh*t

because I'm only gonna

tell you one time.

Hey!

What are your Black b*tches

doing swimming to my pool?

What the f*ck did you just call us?

You're trespassing on private property.

You're lucky I don't call the police.

The police?

Are you serious?

Sir, we're just young girls

trying to enjoy our summer.

You were young once, right?

If I'd known it was gonna be like this,

I would've had your friend stay.

I can't believe the guy

didn't call the cops on us.

Yeah, I gave him a fake

number and he let us go.

Aye, you know what we should do?

You should let me show you

LA before we go to Monterey.

But I live here.

Yeah, but I can tell

you don't get out much.

And besides my daddy was a straight cholo.

So I can show us the

best of both worlds, ma.

Okay, I guess that can be cool.

You need anything out of here?

Maybe some waters.

Say less.

I just wonder what's next

How is we in chains and slaves

And still be rockin' chains

Keep us down in Cartier

and diamond iced frames

How she got a BBL and

still require change

Some things that she's seen

in life will never be the same

'Cause real eyes realize real lies

Hey, yo.

What the hell are you doin'? Huh?

You think I can't see you or somethin'?

I'm shopping, what does

it look like I'm doing?

No, shopping is when you pay.

Now you gonna pay for them

little waters you got or, uh,

I'm gonna have to come over there

and embarrass you in front

of your little friends?

No, I'm not paying for the waters.

And I don't even know these fools.

And besides, why would I pay for water?

Water is a natural resource.

Nobody should ever have to pay for waters.

She right.

- What?

- She right.

Get with the times, fool.

Hey, hey, I'm not playing with you.

Wait-

Hey!

- Okay, okay.

- Hey, stop playin'.

Get with the times.

Ay, free water.

You see this sh*t?

She's right, she's right.

She right. Little short right there right.

You know what I'm sayin'?

- Grady, what the f*ck, man?

- Hey.

I paid for your mixtape.

Man, now I feel disrespected.

That was two years, ago, bro.

Man, give me a blunt.

Give me a Swisher, too, man.

Man, I ain't givin'

you sh*t. Knock it off.

Free water.

Hey, put that beer right

there too and some blunts.

Where the hell that girl go, dog?

Hey, baby.

Where you goin' baby?

Hey. Damn.

Oh, that ain't buyin',

it's enlightening.

Mm-mm-mm.

Matter of fact, natural resource.

We gonna do this the

easy way or the hard way?

Man, don't you even try it, bruh.

You already know what time it is, man.

You sayin' that like I give f*ck.

Matter of fact, give me a bag.

Give me a bag, bro.

Damn.

Because of that, I ain't

gonna pop your ass,

but I'm walking out of

here with this water.

'Cause it's hot and we thirsty.

Yo, I'm gonna remember this sh*t, man.

I know where you live.

I know where your mama live.

Come find me.

My mama down with the sh*t, too.

Yo, n*gga, that's that bullshit.

I'ma, you think I'm playin'?

I got-

Hey, your son down here

actin' a g*dd*mn monkey.

Yeah, I'ma need that p*stol back, too.

This bat ain't doin' sh*t.

And call the po-po.

Hey!

You better not tell her.

Thanks.

No way.

What?

What's up?

- Hey.

- What it do?

You wanna cruise with us?

Um...

No, it's okay.

Why not?

- Your car's cool, though.

- Yeah?

You said you were

gonna let me show you LA.

Yeah.

Come on.

For all we know, they

robbed the liquor store.

Say who?

They would never do something like that.

Those waters are free.

Come on.

At least let me, you know,

cruise with you, show you around.

Let me show you what's up.

Where you gotta be?

Where you gotta be?

Mm-hm, where? With us.

Come on.

Let's go.

Bring those waters, too, come on.

Wanna see you twerkin'

on a lowrider, lowrider

Wanna see you twerkin'

on a lowrider, lowrider

I pull up with my g*ons,

I pull up with a stick

I pull up to the plug,

jump off another brick

I pull up with a thotty

and I pull up on my bitch

Yeah, that's the way it is

I pull up with my g*ons,

I pull up with a stick

I pull up to the plug,

jump off another brick

I pull up with a thotty

and I pull up with my bitch

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it is

Ah, all my ladies in this bitch

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it is

I know LA in this bitch

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it is

You know hoopty in this bitch

Yeah, yeah, that's

the way it is, uh huh

We low ridin' in this bitch

Huh, huh, that's the way it is

I'm just trying to see you

twerkin' on my lowrider

Come, bitch

Come here, bitch

Twerk it, twerk it

I'm just trying to see you

twerkin' on my lowrider

Come here hoe, come here hoe

I'm just trying to see you

twerkin' on my lowrider

Come here baby, come here baby

I'm just trying to see you

twerkin' on my lowrider

Come here stripper

Yeah that's the way it is

I pull up with my g*ons,

I pull up with a stick

I pull up to the plug,

jump off another brick

I pull up with a thotty

and I pull up on my bitch

Yeah that's the way it is

I pull up with my g*ons,

I pull up with a stick

I pull up to the plug,

jump off another brick

I pull up with a thotty

and I pull up with my bitch

Yeah, yeah that's the way it is

Ah, all my ladies in this bitch

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it is

I know LA in this bitch

Yeah, yeah that's the way it is

Man, I'm glad you made these sandwiches.

I wish you would've told me

about 'em earlier, though.

Why you so quiet, ma?

Ah, come on. This is the f*ckin' life.

Look at that sunset.

It's like everything just

feels super intense right now.

It's like, like the road is

a treadmill or something.

We're going really fast but

we're not going anywhere.

That's a combination

of this strong ass kush

we just smoked and freedom.

You're free, bitch.

Free to say what you

want, do what you want.

f*ck whoever you want.

In f*cking public, if you want to.

I don't know about the

f*cking whoever you want part.

Ah, let me guess.

You got a boyfriend?

And I'm guessing you don't?

Why the f*ck would I wanna do that?

Why the f*ck would any

logical thinking woman

wanna do it?

A boyfriend?

And what the f*ck does

that sh*t even mean anyway?

He's a boy, which means he's not a man,

which means he has no idea what the f*ck

he wants to do with his life

other than control his bitch,

which in this case will be you, Elon.

And don't let him be under 40 years old,

'cause that means his credit is f*cked up.

Which means that you're the only thing

he can afford to own.

And if he's just a friend,

like the name implies,

that means he can walk

outta your life at any time.

The man gets to lie, cheat, steal,

collect women like trophies.

And society always takes

him back, you know why?

Because he's a man.

So why should I gift my

beautiful, golden p*ssy

to just one, and for free?

f*ck that sh*t.

p*ssy rules everything.

You know it, I know it.

They all know it, too.

Hey, I play the game.

I play nice.

But at the end of the day, you

know what I really wanna do?

Every time a m*therf*cker

asks me to make him dinner,

I wanna cut off his d*ck

and I wanna chop it up

into a thousand little pieces.

Then I wanna sprinkle it in a soup.

Then I wanna feed it to him,

just before I put on my red bottoms,

walk over to him real slow-like,

and kick him where I used to be.

And if I'm feeling merciful,

I pull out my p*stol

and put him out of his misery.

Ah, come on.

I'm kidding.

Dang, girl.

It sounds like you've been through a lot.

But my man's one of the good ones.

You just gotta ask God to heal your heart

and make room for your soulmate.

There's gotta be someone

out there for you.

There are no good ones, bitch.

They're just getting better at

lying 'cause of the internet.

The information is

traveling faster, that's it.

But even if that's the case,

joking about chopping

someone's d*ck off is a lot.

Why not just leave?

If we just leave, how they

gonna learn their lesson?

They don't give us respect,

we gotta take that sh*t.

Good ones?

You're funny, bitch.

I hope you

don't wait until the last minute

to get your costume, 'cause LA is about

to be lit this Halloween weekend.

I'm kind of glad we're stopping

'cause I really need to sober up

before we get back on the road.

Do you believe in God, Elon?

Of course, why?

Then pray and ask him to get us

into this motherfuckin' party, bitch.

Bora.

What's up, family?

- What's good, my guy?

- Big respect.

Knock out artist.

Appreciate it, appreciate it.

I got me and my wife.

Y'all good.

All right. Oh yeah, by the way.

Who you got? Spence or Pacquiao?

Spence, all day, homie.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All day, homie.

- You gotta-

- Listen.

I'm so sorry.

You got ass, I got titties.

We should have no problem

getting into this place.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where the f*ck y'all think y'all goin'?

Ah, come on, bro.

Damn, how much?

Who you guys know up in here, huh?

Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore?

That ain't enough for Mount Rushmore.

But it's the start though. I'll take it.

I just have to use the bathroom.

Y'all got sh*t f*cked up.

This look like a

motherfuckin' gas station?

Hey, check it out. It goes like this.

If you guys don't know anybody up in here,

you could just take your little asses,

turn the hell around and

go right back to your car

where you came from, you understand?

Straight up.

What about these guys?

- What's good, homie?

- You know these girls?

- Sure.

- All right.

You sure? They with you?

All right, let 'em slide in.

All right, go.

Enjoy.

We wasn't trying to play nothing, y'all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go

ahead and talk up in there.

All right.

- Baby, baby.

- Oh, you gonna pull that one?

All right.

Yeah, this is how I keep it peaceful, bro.

You know what I mean?

Keep it peaceful, G.

Hold up, dog.

You can't come in.

No, hold up, hold up.

You can't come in, dog.

What's up, you got some money or what?

I think I'm on the list, m*therf*cker.

10 bucks?

What the hell we gonna

do with 10 bucks, man?

Yeah man, come on, man.

That's a Starbucks gift card, man.

Nah, nah, nah.

Just turn your little ass

around and go right back.

Man, ain't nobody wanna be

in you dumb party anyways.

You sensitive ass little m*therf*cker.

Little mama this a bop, huh

Time to get activated

Hot in the spot now

And I'm trying to get acclimated

Miss lady kind of faded

Tried to tear up my

lap in back Mercedes

I'll b*at out the back,

I'll blow out your back

Keep throwin' it back

if you can take it

Wait, wait, too much, huh

All that rump, toot it up

Bump, bump, bump

Me-2k and make sure I get me some

Cry baby when she suck her thumb

25-8, I can make her come

d*ck for days and pump for months

She gonna moan when I smack her butt

Too much huh, too much huh

Too much huh, too much huh

Too much huh, too much huh

Too much huh, too much huh

Too much bass in the trunk

She got way too much junk

I five-k in ones

I know girls just wanna have fun

Hey, hey. So what's up?

Y'all two lost or somethin'?

You're both real pretty

so I'm not complaining,

but I never seen you here before.

No, we not lost.

We were looking for a party

and you're having one, so.

All right, bet.

Look, let me show you

where everything's at.

All right, over here, to the left,

we got the stone blow.

To the right, we got

the greens or the trees.

Right over here? The ladies room.

And what the rain weather, man?

What?

The drinks, bro.

- Wow.

- The drinks.

The drinks, we're trying to get f*cked up.

Wow.

The drinks, rain. That's classy, homie.

That's classy.

Hey don't be using it

without my permission.

I don't know if you got the memo,

but it's supposed to be tree or liquor,

but we can be gentlemen

and we can help you out.

Big facts.

Hey yo, hey yo Britney, Britney.

Come here.

Hey Britney, I need you to do me a favor.

These my new friends and I need you

to them in cups, for real.

Aye, this is E-Money, get her f*cked up.

Have fun.

Stay lit, bitch. Live your life.

Okay.

All night long, aye aye aye

All night long, aye aye aye

You got sexy on your lips

You get sexy in your eyes

You got sexy on your hips

You got sexy on your thighs

You got those lips, those eyes

Those hips, those thighs

Those lips, those eyes

Those hips, you got me hypnotized

Sexy

I know exactly what you want, papi.

You know, sometimes, we

get exactly what we want.

And other times...

We get what we deserve.

Let me show you a good time.

b*tches run away because

I keep these n*gg*s tricky

Have you guys seen my friend?

'Cause we in the purse

So I'm with it if you trippin'

Hey, have you seen my friend?

Bora.

Bora!

Swangin' on fours and

my floors still tippin'

Did you see where my friend went?

She as beautiful as you?

Um, she probably went to the bathroom.

Where is it again?

There.

That way.

It's that way.

Body look amazing

Got 'em star gazin'

What are you doing in here?

I was looking all over for you.

Dammit, Bora.

You scared the sh*t out of me.

My bad.

How...

How did you get in here?

I thought I locked it.

Eh, we think a lot of

things when we're high.

What are you thinking of now?

I wanna rock with you all night baby

Teasin' you on all

night, drive you crazy

The hopeful stops when

I'm inside you faded

I wanna rock

I wanna rock

I wanna rock with you

I'm thinking you

should give me the keys.

You're too high to drive, mi corazon.

I'll meet you outside.

I wanna rock

I wanna rock with you

Told you I'm a street thug

Bodies get sweeped up

Yeah them hoes get cleaned up

Cold heart with a mean mug

We went

to the Day of the Dead

rave last night and the

costumes and masks were lit.

Almost

as lit as those tacos,

so you know we gotta set it off right.

What's the speed limit out here?

I don't really believe in limits.

What do you mean you

don't believe in limits?

They clearly exist.

Mm, I think existence is subjective, no?

Explain.

You know that saying if

a tree falls in the forest

and nobody's there to hear it fall,

does it really make a sound?

Yeah, but I'm not really

seeing the connection

between that and you speeding in my car.

Well, if I'm speeding and

there's nobody here to see it,

then am I really speeding?

See, I told you you were speeding.

If we get a ticket, you're paying for it.

Hey, relax.

You're a law abiding citizen, remember?

Pull over.

License and registration.

Why are you asking for her license

when I'm the one driving?

I'm the one asking the

f*cking questions, understand?

Even if they don't make sense?

You got any dr*gs, weapons,

animals in the vehicle?

Animals? What the f*ck, bro?

Like why are you asking

her those questions?

I'm the one driving.

Look, we've had reports

a theft in the area

and you look like the suspect.

License and registration, now.

Put your hands-

Whoa!

Where I can see 'em!

Put your hands on the dash right now!

Look, okay, so you

asked for her license,

then she went for her license

and now you're freaking out,

so what I'm gonna do is

I'm gonna grab her license

and I'm gonna hand it to you, okay?

All right, I want you

to take your two fingers

and give me her license right now.

Give it to me between the

two fingers, right here.

Hand it right here.

Right f*ckin' here.

And you don't f*cking move one inch.

You good, ma?

No, I'm not good.

I told you you were speeding

and you thought I was joking.

That guy was gonna pull us

over no matter what we did.

I was only going five

miles over the speed limit.

Look, I'm sorry I almost got us k*lled.

Us?

No, you almost got me k*lled.

What's taking him so long with my license?

I f*ckin' hate that sh*t.

I tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna go talk to him, okay?

What? Are you crazy?

He'll sh**t you.

Just, just please don't go, Bora.

I'm scared.

You know what I do when I'm

feeling scared or anxiety?

I listen to relaxing music.

Here, this is my

meditation playlist, okay?

Put it on, take a deep

breath and just try to relax.

Okay?

It's gonna be fine.

I promise.

I'll be back, okay?

Don't worry.

Come here.

Over here.

America

America

Of the

Land we

That was quick.

What'd he say?

Well he said that situations like this

give him a headache and he let us go.

Really?

Mm-hm.

He didn't give us a ticket

or a warning or anything?

No.

All good.

Dang, girl.

You gotta tell me what you said

to get us out of that one.

Well I told him you're not Black,

you're just Black passing.

Funny.

Ah.

Hey you mind if we make a stop real quick?

Marry, k*ll

Bitch I need my cash, my cash

Not just half, I mean all my sh*t

Don't be sad, don't be sad

Started off good, now

we callin' it quits

Why you mad, why you mad

Don't blame me, you started this sh*t

Too bad, it's too bad

Now a n*gga gotta go hard on a bitch

So it's been

taking you this long why?

I told you.

sh*t gets slow this time of the year.

So what are we dealing? Christmas cards?

See, I told you all that seasonal sh*t

wasn't gonna work.

Come on, Chino.

It's me, baby.

I ain't never been a day

late or a dollar sh*t.

So why you asking me for more time?

See n*gga, you f*cked up.

That ego sh*t will get

you k*lled every time.

I need four days.

What's that, like 69 hours?

Actually, big homie, I was

crunching the numbers, right?

And it's about 76 hours. 76.

Nah, nah, nah, look.

Hey Siri, how many hours is in four days?

Four days is 96 hours.

See, I told you, dumbass.

Man, shut the f*ck up.

You know much money I make in four days?

You know how much money I make in a day?

In an hour? Hm?

How much?

More than your f*ckin' life.

Listen, by looking at

him, looking at this place,

it's about $100,000 a day.

Aye, let me smoke this n*gga.

Get me your motherfuckin' g*n.

Give me your g*n.

Hold the g*n.

Give me the f*ckin' g*n. Give me the g*n.

Two days. Two days, Chino.

Nah.

You gonna get that bread

to me by 12 noon tomorrow.

Hey Vinny.

I like that white couch your

wife got for the living room.

It'd be a real shame to get blood on it.

Gonna be long?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Why, are you gonna miss me when I'm gone?

Hey wait.

Don't leave me by myself.

I'm not gonna leave you,

unless you wanna be left.

Ah.

What's even in there?

Prostitutes and dr*gs.

You're joking, right?

What's up, fucker?

Bora.

f*ck you doing in my

hood this time of night?

Oh, you know

p*ssy don't sleep, n*gga.

See, that's why I like her.

The realest bitch I know.

Yeah, all right,

watch your mouth, though, all right?

Um, excuse me?

Sorry to interrupt, but

can I use your restroom?

What the f*ck?

The f*ck you think

this is? A gas station.

It's just a restroom.

Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Bitch, go.

I'll be a minute.

We heard you the first time.

So what's on the menu tonight?

Anything you like, baby.

I didn't come here for you, Chino.

But you got what I like, though.

Real recognize real,

never f*ck with fakes

Be on the lookout for them

boys, stay away from J

Keep your side all business,

you can test the fates

Wrapped long and thick,

just like you like it.

Yeah, that's right, Chino.

Ain't nothin' but long and

thick up in here tonight.

Well it looks like the stroke game

is a little weak tonight.

What you mean weak? It ain't never weak.

Hey, don't come up here

talking sh*t, you hear?

Hey, hey, it's Bora. La familia.

I don't give a f*ck who it is.

She ain't gonna be coming up here

talking about our stroke game weak.

We can't risk that sh*t

getting out in these streets.

Weak.

Light.

Whatever the f*ck it is,

when I come to you Chino,

you know I usually get

double for that amount.

Well, you ever heard of inflation?

Inflation?

I tell you what we're gonna do, hm?

We're gonna take less, and so are you.

Familia.

How about you take double

and then you leave that

chocolate ass here for me.

Don't lust after

things you can't afford.

Yeah, whatever, bitch.

Suck this.

Better be careful,

man. Bora's a bad bitch.

Okay.

Calm down, Elon. Calm down.

Just breathe, just breathe.

It's just dr*gs out there.

There's dr*gs out there.

What did Bora get me into?

You have to calm down.

It's just dr*gs out there.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Okay.

It's just dr*gs.

I like your dress.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah you're welcome.

You look good in it, you know.

Even with those black stockings,

I can tell you fine, girl.

Just 'cause you're fine don't mean you get

to go through people's sh*t.

Um, I was just getting some water.

Can I, is, is that okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're thirsty, right?

Yeah.

I'm thirsty, too.

But unfortunately nothing in life is free.

Not even water.

You know it's-

But, but, but I'm feeling generous

and since I like chocolate,

I'm gonna give you a

little discount, you hear?

Stop.

No, stop.

Hey, love. What was your homeboy's name?

Hmm? The one who grabbed

my girl's cho-cha?

That's Christos.

Christos, like Jesus Cristo?

No, because Christos

grabs and grabs and grabs.

Does Christos have a mother?

I don't know what the bastard gots.

You gonna tell on him?

No, but you can tell her

I said I'm sorry for her f*cking loss.

Oh.

So this what we doin'?

What's good, vato?

If I gotta die, that means

everybody gotta f*ckin' die.

Okay.

You ain't gonna sh**t me.

You ain't stupid.

But I guess Christos deserved that.

Got something for you.

That should make it right.

Hey ma, you ever seen

a dead body before, hm?

Go look in the f*ckin' kitchen.

Hey, f*ck you, Bora.

All this over some blow?

Hm?

Big Tio ain't gonna like this sh*t.

You gonna have every ese

in LA gunning for your ass.

This ain't about blow.

This is about respect.

So let them come, fucker.

Whoa.

That was dramatic.

Okay, I gotta tell you

who you remind me of

with this mask on.

So there's a bitch down on Crenshaw-

Matter of fact, I

saw her just the other day.

You did?

Okay, what did she say?

Because she told me that I

should go to her shop but,

I don't have money.

She told me to

tell you that she heard

there was a secret stash of secret cash

somewhere in this house

and that you can have

all the blow in this place if

you just tell me where it is.

All right.

Okay, so el dinero is upstairs

in the apartment underneath the big bed.

Not the adult one, the kids.

I stepped in the club and immediately

What did I see

Bad b*tches everywhere

Yeah

DJ said to the floor,

if they wanted more

Blink my eyes and immediately

There was bad b*tches everywhere

Yeah

Everywhere

Deep in your dreams,

she knows where you are

Deep in your dreams, you won't get far

Deep in your dreams,

she knows where you are

I don't have my keys.

f*ck.

Why the f*ck did you do that?

God, please tell me I'm dreaming.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is bit a dream

What the f*ck?

You're a f*cking psycho.

I should have never picked you up.

You know what?

I didn't know that little girls

that wear leggings under

sundresses use so much profanity.

What is wrong with you?

We could have just bounced and what?

Now you're trying to flee

the m*rder scene in my car?

It's not like they're

gonna come after us.

They're dead, okay?

They're dead.

You know what?

You can have the car and everything in it.

I'll, I'll just walk.

I'll walk and I'll report

the car stolen in a few days

and you can have it all.

I don't, I don't want it.

Now why would you wanna

do a thing like that?

Why would anybody wanna do

a thing like that, Elon?

Someone is gonna come after us

and I don't wanna die or go to jail

for something that you

have us mixed up in.

This has nothing to do with me.

This got nothing to do with you?

That fool and his homie

were gonna f*ckin' r*pe you.

They were gonna put a p*stol to your head

and they were gonna record it

and it was gonna be

#CoCoPussy all over Instagram.

I f*ckin' saved your life

and your reputation, huh?

I did what had to be done.

Besides, look around you Elon.

You see anybody following us?

You see any five-ohs?

Because I saw a couple

but they kept driving.

You know why?

Because all I see is open

roads and opportunities.

Open roads and clear skies.

Get in the car.

No.

- Get in the car.

- No.

You can have it.

I'm not doing this.

Ah, come on.

You're gonna make me spend

this money by myself?

Are you trying to f*ck

with my emotions right now?

Did you ever walk 85

miles before, Elon? Hm?

Because that's how long

it's gonna take you

to get to the next town.

I noticed you were walking that way

and I'm driving that way, so...

And that's where you're

supposed to be like,

"Oh, I don't think my daddy

wants me talking to strangers."

And then I was like, "Oh, but

you're a soldier of the Lord."

Ah come on, lighten up a little.

Remember when we met and we

were talking about, like,

where we come from and then you were-

Shut up, Bora.

I swear, I'm out at the next town.

Okay.

When I pull up, rock chinchilla

Ain't another bitch

alive that's realer

Feelin' in my zone, let it heat up

Really thought that you

could ride, girl get up

Girl you thought that

you could hang with me

Sing with me, laughin' at the top

How much farther do we have?

About 45 miles.

Why, are you hungry?

Ah, come on, you can't

still be tripping off

that sh*t that happened earlier.

That was like three hours ago.

Friends fight.

Let it go.

Come on.

Fight?

I just watched two people get m*rder*d

and a third was snorting up enough cocaine

to fill up the Lincoln Tunnel.

And friends?

Friends don't go on k*lling

sprees together, so no,

I'm not quite over it yet.

So you really have never

seen a dead buddy before, huh?

Who do you think I am?

What, you think Black

people just chill out,

posted up with dead bodies

on weekends or something?

Look, you know what you need?

You need to relax, you need to be present,

you need to be in the moment.

You ever try meditation?

Never, huh?

You know what I think we should do?

We should play a little game

called Never Have I Ever.

I mean usually we play with tequila, but,

this isn't my car so we

can play with our fingers.

What the f*ck are you talking about?

You never heard of Never Have Ever?

So basically I say never have I ever

and then if you've done

whatever the thing is,

then you put one finger down

and then in the next round,

the other person says never have I ever

and the first person to

drop all five fingers loses

and the other person wins.

We used to play it in juvie

to get to know each other better.

Come on.

Fine.

I'll play.

But you can ask all the questions

'cause this is your dumbass idea.

Okay, ready?

Never have I ever k*lled a woman.

Bora, I just saw you m*rder two people!

Okay, you know what?

Never have I ever eaten p*ssy

with the girl's boyfriend

holding a p*stol to my head.

Bora, I swear, if you

put a g*dd*mn finger,

I'm walking the rest of the way.

Never have I ever...

f*cked a fine ass stranger

in a black Mercedes C300.

Hey, we should pull up

on these fools for real.

- Bora, no.

- They're so cute.

Can you, we're not

playing this game anymore.

Oh, come on.

You need to live a little.

No, we need to go.

- He's looking at us.

- I don't care.

There's one for you, too.

Yeah

Girl what's up

Tell me what it do, yeah

I'm off the 'Tron and

yeah I'm off the Goose

I'm curious

Tell me what you up to, yeah

It's okay to look,

baby. We're looking, too.

Where's y'all goin'

look like a fresh batch

of shea butter and sh*t.

Hey, I'd really like to talk,

but my homegirl has to be somewhere.

Always got somewhere to be.

You got somewhere to be?

Yes, we do.

We got somewhere to be?

We don't got nowhere to be.

All right, cool, because guess what?

We on our way to go get us some herb

so the only place y'all need to be

is smokin' some kush with us.

So what y'all say?

Okay, well then we're following you.

Don't go too fast, we're just ladies.

Ah, we'll be nice and gentle.

Yo, hey, follow us, all right?

We're gonna take the scenic route.

- No.

- They're cute.

- No.

- We're going.

We're going, he's cute.

Girl you know it's 10 past five

Just leave the key so

I can let myself inside

'Cause I

'Cause I'm about to pull up

Pull up

I'm about to pull up

Pull up

Yeah I'm about to pull up

Pull up

I'm about to pull up

'Cause I'm about to pull up

Pull up

I'm about to pull up

Pull up

Yeah I'm about to pull up

Pull up

Pull up

Pull up

Hey.

I'm about to smoke in the fire

Out of my zone, to a place never known

Something just like a mirage

- Yo, what's up, fam?

- Good to see you, fam.

How you feeling?

I'm all right, I'm all right.

What you need, my guy?

- Man, you know what I need.

- How can I help you?

You know what I need.

- You know I got you covered.

- Okay, okay.

As long as you drop that sh*t off

that we talked about.

I'm Bora.

Chad.

You like wine?

I love wine, especially if it's white.

Funny.

Is this your car?

Yeah. You wanna check it out?

- I do.

- Let's it go.

Mmm.

Is it new?

- Just got it.

- Buying or leasing?

Paid cash.

I don't got no herbs for you right now,

but I do got that fire ganja juice.

- Oh.

- What you think about that?

1000 milligrams.

g*dd*mn, yo, I've been

looking for sh*t like this, man.

That's a treat right there.

Man, you always lookin' out.

Don't eat it all at once, my guy.

I got you, of course.

You already know, you already know.

Man I'm gonna go f*ck

with this shorty over here.

- Go ahead.

- All right, fam.

- Do your thing, my guy.

- We livin', man.

- Godspeed.

- You guys be safe.

Well cheers.

Salud.

So you like to salsa?

Are you into dancing?

- Uh, I can try.

- You can try?

Mm-hm.

By the looks of your

car, I think you can salsa.

So we're gonna take this hand

and we're actually gonna put it like this

and then we're gonna go check cha cha cha

and then cha cha cha.

There you go.

Mm-hm.

Yo, yo, yo. What's up with it, mami?

How you doin'?

Don't, don't lean on the car.

- Oh, okay.

- You're gonna scratch it.

Okay, okay, okay. My bad, queen.

What's up with you? You got

a man back home or somethin'?

Look, you're cute and everything, but-

Ah, but what?

Yo, you need to relax.

Yo, see, that's exactly why you met me

'cause I just got some ganja juice gummies

from the homie over there.

You wanna try some with me?

I don't really do gummies like that.

Oh, you don't do gummies?

You don't smoke nothin'?

No.

Ah, bullshit.

You hang around with a girl like that,

there ain't nothing that y'all don't do.

Don't give me that.

Don't compare me to her.

You know what they say.

Two birds of a feather flock together.

Besides, if it were me,

I personally wouldn't

wanna be hanging around

with someone that I didn't

wanna be compared to, so.

Anyway, I'm BJ.

I'm E.

E?

Like ecstasy?

Why would that be the first

thing that comes to mind?

I don't do dr*gs.

Okay, okay, okay.

No pressure.

What's wrong with you?

You won't get it.

Try me. I happen to be

a good reader of people.

What do you read about me?

Uh...

Okay, full disclosure, I

had a late night last night,

so my radar might be a little off,

but if I had to take a guess,

I'd say that whatever's chasing you,

ain't gonna stop chasing you

until you turn around

and face it, you dig?

I'm sorry.

I can't.

Okay, no worries.

No pressure.

Ecstasy.

It's BJ, right?

Yeah.

I think you should check on your friend.

Nah. Look like your homegirl

taking real good care of him.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

No I'm not f*cking with you.

Go get your f*cking dollars.

I need you to run.

Give me my f*cking money.

Run? Yo, what the f*ck

wrong with your girl?

Oh what, let me guess, you

thought I lied to you, huh?

You are so f*cking disrespectful.

Oh, I'm disrespectful?

I need you to run.

Yo, okay, whatever they got is whatever,

but I ain't the type of

n*gga to run from sh*t,

you know what I'm saying?

Like, I know you used

to them other Rudy-poo

ass n*gg*s in the past,

but I'm actually trying

to get to know you.

You got to the count of

three to give me my money.

I ain't giving you sh*t.

Uno...

I think you more than just cute.

I need you to run.

Dos...

Tres.

What the f*ck? Are you serious?

Yo, what the f*ck, man?

- Calm down, come on.

- Hey, hey, girl.

Yo, chill out. Ain't no need for all that.

You got this nice car,

you got these nice ass shoes on.

Give me my f*cking money.

Oh my god, let's calm down.

Oh, let's calm down?

- Yeah, let's calm down.

- You like that?

- Come on.

- You like it when

it's in your face like that?

Aye, aye, f*ckin' chill, yo.

Yo, get the, get the f*ckin'

g*n out my homeboy's face.

- Give me my f*cking money.

- Take it easy.

Uno...

Dos...

Oh, sh*t.

- Tres.

- Wait.

Oh, oh, fu...

Run!

Aye, you're leaving the party already?

I thought it was going

well. What did you do?

Get in the car.

Unless you wanna take the

Benz, we can take the Benz.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

I know you want

You need

And crave me

I will devour

And eat your tortured soul

As the darkness falls

Officials

are investigating

the series of k*lling

now that several people

were m*rder*d in LA yesterday.

Now

they're saying the suspect

is a Black woman, which

I refuse to accept.

Why, Bora?

They were being nice to us.

They did nothing wrong.

Why would you do that?

They were safe, Bora.

They were safe.

Look.

I understand your p*ssy getting

wet off that dread head.

I really do. He was fine as f*ck, okay?

But that white boy, he disrespected me.

What?

He disrespected you?

Mm-hm.

You were on top of him f*cking him

in the backseat of the

car after knowing him

for like 20 minutes.

And...

You would've k*lled both them

if, if BJ didn't get away.

First of all, that was

not sex, it was work.

Secondly, you should know me

well enough by now to know, E,

that I would never sh**t

a Black man in the back.

What?

You cut a black man's throat

less than 24 hours ago.

Yes.

To protect you, a Black woman.

And do I even get so much as a,

"Oh, Bora, thank you for saving my life,"

or "O-M-G, Bora, thank

you for making a clean cut

in that fucker's throat as not

to get blood on my leggings."

No.

But you don't hear me complaining.

You know what? I'm sorry, E, okay?

I don't wanna fight with you.

Besides, it's your turn.

Come on.

My turn to do what?

Never have I ever.

Fine, I'll go.

Never have I ever f*cked a

white guy in a black Mercedes

who gave me $200 when this f*cking p*ssy

never goes for less than a G

and so I had to merc him in

front of his fine ass friend.

Looks like you win, E. See?

Karma.

Good morning, Buttercup.

Please don't k*ll me.

You can take anything you

want, just please don't-

You scare so easily, sheesh.

Bora.

Get off of me.

Ah, come on.

Where are we?

I just wanted to make

sure you were alive,

like gave you some water.

All we had left was tequila.

You didn't respond to that.

You hit your head pretty hard

when you grabbed the steering wheel

and we hit that bump.

How you feeling?

Where are we and why do you keep wearing

that g*dd*mn mask?

Because it's Day of the

Dead, Dia de Los Muertos.

When all the spirits come out to play,

so I figured I should

come out and play, too.

Hey, speaking of which,

you're gonna need some sort of disguise.

Yeah, because they'll

never notice two POCs

wearing the faces of dead

in the ever so white desert.

Oh look, I got one for you, okay?

You know what?

This is the one that I use to

get out of speeding tickets.

If it work for me, it can work for you.

Especially since you don't have a record.

Well, at least not yet you don't,

but you get the point.

Where are we?

Where are you going?

Bora.

My car.

Somebody will drive by, eventually.

Hey, this view is amazing,

though. You can see for miles.

I already tried that.

You can be a little help right now.

You know what you should do?

Just take a moment and, like,

look around you at the sights.

Like look at this. You can see for miles.

It's amazing.

Can you help me figure this sh*t out?

Um, I don't really know

much about cars, love.

Hey, but I got a homeboy who's a mechanic.

You want me to call him?

No, I don't wanna meet

anyone else on this trip.

Oh no, you met him already, remember?

His name was Chino.

Oh, f*ck. Did we k*ll Chino?

Damn.

We did, didn't we?

Yeah, I guess now wouldn't be a good time

to ask him for a favor.

Hey, you got AAA?

This is not the f*cking time, Bora.

If now is not a good

time to call a mechanic,

I don't know when is.

Is that my phone?

Yeah, it is.

You want me to answer it?

No, give me my phone, Bora.

What are you gonna do if I don't?

Give me my phone, Bora.

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

Can I tell you something?

No. Let me tell you something.

I left LA as a normal person

with a college degree and big dreams.

I had a good man with a

good heart and great friends

and no f*cking problem

until you showed up.

Just because you come

from a shitty upbringing

with shitty parents

and no f*cking friends,

you think you can come

into my life and ruin it?

Yeah, that might be a little naive

and you might be about that life,

but my life is worth living.

And I'm not gonna let you ruin that.

Do you understand?

I will never be like you.

Are you done?

You know you're really

sexy when you angry.

You know that?

I'm glad you find all of this amusing.

All you do is smoke pounds of weed,

screw and, and k*ll people.

And now you've run my car off

the road and almost k*ll us.

You're so f*cking dramatic.

First of all, I told you,

never have I ever k*lled a woman, okay?

Never. So why would I

start with a Black woman?

What do I look like to you? f*ckin' LAPD?

Hey, speaking of LAPD, how did

it feel when that cop d*ed?

Because I thought it felt pretty good.

What?

No.

No.

No, you told me he let us go.

Of course he let us go.

He was dead.

You k*lled a f*cking cop?

I had to k*ll him.

If I didn't k*ll him,

he was gonna k*ll you

or some other f*cking Black person

in another day or another week.

What did you want me to do?

No.

Give me my f*cking phone.

I wouldn't

read that if I were you.

Well, you're not me, so.

"USC grad student kills boyfriend

and goes on m*rder spree?"

Why would she send me this?

No.

Why do you think?

No, Bora.

If I gotta die, that means

everybody gotta die, too.

You're not real, are you?

I'm as real as you allow me to be.

Don't overthink it.

Thoughts become things, remember?

I'm the best friend you ever had.

Come on.

Hey, remember when we

were at Chino's house

and you lured Christos into the kitchen

so you could see a dead body?

Hey, when I saw you hike your

skirt all up on your booty

so you could accidentally

get his attention,

bitch, I was low key proud.

I thought, "Damn, that's my bitch."

And you know what my favorite part

of this whole experience was?

When you distracted that dread head

so his friend could trick off on me.

That money paid for our dinner.

You even told him to run

so he didn't have to watch his

homie die when we sh*t him.

Hey, if that's not a good

friend, I don't know what is, ma.

Ah, you're so dramatic, Elon.

Remember that LAPD?

Mm.

I'm as real as you want me to be.

Bora!

Bora!

Bora!

I'ma blow out your brains

That crazy boy, like I'm insane

Look me deep in my eyes

As you choke, I'll watch you die

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the floor

Now

J, you and I both know,

that Black women don't do stuff like this.

What do you think the motive was?

I don't know,

but they have multiple witnesses

who gave descriptions of

this chick with an afro.

The crazy thing is she was

wearing a Day of the Dead mask,

so nobody knows exactly

what she looks like.

Nobody

can confirm her identity,

so I don't believe it

and I won't believe it

until we have 100%

confirmation that she is Black.

It just don't make sense

to me, but it is Halloween,

so anything's possible.

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the floor

Watch your body hit the

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream