01x07 - Junkyard/Spa/Love

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]


-[babbles]
-[mutters]

[squirting]


-[sighs]
-Ah.

Ba ba!

[gushing]

Ah... [giggles excitedly]

Hmm?

Hmm.


-Map?
-[clinking]

[puzzled meeps]

Ha
-ha! [belches]

Mee mee mee.

[babbles enthusiastically]

[unimpressed muttering]

[babbles irritably]

Whoa!

[sizzling]

[expl*si*n]


-[sighs]
-[mutters angrily]

[belches]


-[beeping]
-[mutters]

[mutters]

Whoa!

Bah! [babbles cheerfully]


-Ba gow!
-[objects vehemently]

[screaming]

[distant screaming]


-Mee mee meep.
-[mutters]

Oh...

[ordering]

[approving babbling]

Hmm... [mutters]

Oh!

[apologizes]

Oh.

Eh!

Ha
-ha
-ha!

[grunting with effort]


-Oh!
-[liquid burbling]

Oh
-oh... Wow. Oh!

[mutters irritably]

[sighs]

Wah!

Waah!

Ah!

[babbling]


-[laughs mockingly]
-[grumbles angrily]

Ha
-ha!

[gurgling]

Gah.

[sighs of relief]

Ah.

[babbles ecstatically]

[grunts]

[breathes wearily]

[grunting with effort]

[breathes deeply]

Boh!

Oh...

[confused babbling]


-[dejectedly] Aw...
-[bell rings]

Oh?


-[captivated babbling]
-[ringing]

[laughs excitedly]

Oh.

Ah?

[birds chirping]

Oh.

Oh!

[giggles]

Ah... Mwah!

Mm...


-Mm.
-[glass shattering]

[distant shrieking]

Ah! [alarmed babbling]

[playful screaming]

[mutters]

Ow!

[mutters in pain]

[grumbles]

Ah.

Ah!

Mee mee mee.

Hmm.

[gasps]

[delighted babbling]

Hmm.

[grunts]

Hmm?

Hmm...

[mechanical clanking]

Meep?


-[crashing]
-Mee?

Mm...

Huh...

[mechanical clanking]


-[crashing]
-[gasps]

Hmm.

[mechanical clanking]

[panicked yelps]

[panting]

Mee mee!

[grunting with effort]

Mah mah!

[tires crashing]

Ha
-ha! Meep meep meep meep.

[shrill screech]

Huh?

[Ixbee] Mee meep meem!

[panicked meeps]

Ah!

[frustrated babbling]

[mutters]

[orders snappily]

[annoyed babbling]

Oh!

Oh!

[heavy thud]

[both] Oh.


-Whoa!
-Wah!

[flustered babbling]

[babbles suggestively]

Huh?

Ah! [babbles energetically]

[giggles]

[screaming]

[loud thud]


-Bah!
-[screaming]

[screaming continues]


-[pants]
-[gags]


-[chuckles]
-[buzzing]

Ah?


-[buzzing]
-[babbles]

[both] Whoa!

[Ixbee babbling in fear]

[moaning]

[frightened howling]

[panicked babbling]

[rapid breathing]

[terrified screams]

Ah.


-[horrified screams]
-[raging]

Ah.

[buzzing]

[heavy panting]

Ah!

[muttering]

[mechanical clanking]

[clapping]

Ha...

Oh.

[exhausted muttering]

Mm?


-Noo
-
-
-[heavy bang]

[muffled groaning]

Mwah!

[babbles lovingly]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the galaxy!

Tonight, we investigate Earth robots.

At first glance, they look like helpful sidekicks,

but they are, in fact, menacing cyborgs.

Luckily, humans have come up with a novel approach

to dealing with these metal marauders: Robot prisons.

Here you'll find the metal entrapment bot, sharp
-toothed masher machine

and the dreaded goop droid,

who will go number one all over you and won't even wash his hands!

So be warned, these jails are to be avoided at all costs.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the crushing
-est planet in the universe:

Earth.

[intones angrily]

[grumbles informatively]

[imitates munching]

Mwah!

[grumbles]

Mah!

[babbling]

Mwah!


-[babbles excitedly]
-[screaming]

[distant screaming]

[screaming continues]


-[beeping]
-Ah, ah!

[Ixbee] Mee mee mo! [babbles approvingly]

[mutters]

[babbling]

[casual babbling]

[fascinated babbles]

Mee ma moo muah...

[bubbling]

[all] Ah...

[bubbling]

[intrigued muttering]

[enthusiastic babbling]

Ooh... Ah!


-[slapping]
-[mutters sternly]

[muttering]

Mm...

[sings gleefully]

[burbling]

[satisfied] Ah...

[muttering]

[gobbles]


-[mutters inquiringly]
-Mm...

[mutters instructively]

[babbles]

[squirting]

[slicing]

[gobbles]

Ah...

[burbles]

Ah, ha!

Mwah!

[belches and burbles]

[intrigued muttering]

[instructs]

[approving babbling]

Ba bi oh. Ba ba mi.

[annoyed grunts]

Bah!

[splashes]

Mmm, ah...

[beeping]

Oh. Ah...

[slurping]

[swishing]

Mwah!

Mm. [babbles]

[mutters]

[slurping]

[swishing]

[retching]

[babbles bitterly]

[air hissing]


-Hmm.
-Ah.

[mutters]

Ah!


-Ah, ah?
- Mm?

Mm?


-[babbles curiously]
-Ah, ah, ah!

[bubbling]

[steaming]

[babbling]

[rapid ticking]

[dinging]

[weary muttering]

[sighing]

Um...

Mwah!

[soothing music]

Me mo, woo ma!


-[mutters]
-Ooh.

[babbling]

Ah.

[cracking]

Leedle leedle!

[rapid babbling]

[groans]

Ah...

Oh...

[muttering]

[burbling]

[grunting]

[cracking]

Ow!

[joyful babbling]

[cracking]

[sighs]


-[mutters]
-[beeping]

Oh! [alarmed babbles]

[intones angrily]

[obediently] Mee mop.

[bubbling]

[slurping]

[lips smacking]


-Mee mop?
-Hmm.

[mutters searchingly]

Ah!

[soothing music]

Meeeep? [whispers]

[woman in background] Huh?


-Me
-moop ma!
-Ah...

[mutters]

[sings joyfully]

[slurping]

Meep mop?

Mwah!

Ah?

Whoa!

[slurping]

Mm...

Oh!

[splashing]

[slurping] Mm...

Ah... Mwah!


-Ah?
-[babbles excitedly]

[slurping]


-Ah... Mee mop
-
-
-[door creaking]

[panicked babbling]

[gasps]

[alarmed babbling]

[farts]

[bubbling]

[disgusted groaning]

[babbles uneasily]

[feebly] Mwah...

[English voiceover] Greetings, residents of Galactic Central.

Today, we travelled to an Earth food
-preparation facility

and uncovered some truly incredible culinary secrets.

Cleanliness is very important in cooking on Earth.

Humans ensure this by first dipping their hands

in a specially made purification fountain.

To cram more food inside their bodies,

humans perform a traditional flattening ritual first.

Putting everything in a liquid makes ingestion much easier for humans.

And this is typically seasoned with just the right amount of human dirt.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the tastiest planet in the universe:

Earth.

Mwah!

[ringing]

[flustered muttering]

Ah!

[crashing]

[grumbles questioningly]

[babbles innocently]

Meep?

[moaning]


-Map meep moop.
-[romantic music]

[alien explains]

[both] Mm?

[explanation continues]

Mm...

[all] Ooh...


-[kissing sounds]
-[grunts disgustedly]

Mm?

[orders sternly]

[grumbles angrily]


-[kissing sounds]
-[mutters hopelessly]

[muttering]

Ah!

[Meep] Eeh... Eh...

[mutters]

[Meep] Oh...

[Meep] Ah!

[beeping]


-Hmm...
-Mee mee meep!


-[thumping]
-[startled babbling]

[thumping]


-Ah.
-Oh.

[mutters inquiringly]

[nervously] Meem?

Ah!

Mm.

[frightened babbling]

[babbles rapidly]


-Mm?
-[babbles urgently]

[romantic jazz music]

[mutters disgustedly]

Mm...

[gulps]

[whines]

[babbles suggestively]


-[kissing sounds]
-[mutters disgustedly]

[muttering]

[mutters pensively]

Mah.

Hmm?

Oh.

Meep meep.

[pattering]


-[mutters]
-[beeping]

[beeping]


-Oh.
-Mee mee meep.

Mm... [mutters approvingly]

Hmm?

[Ixbee] Mee mee mee mee.

[babbles]

[exclaims]


-[groaning]
-[lamp crackling]

Mee mee meep!

Oh.

[babbles questioningly]

[mutters]

[approves]

[bouncing]

[shouts]

[babbles]

[crashing]

[clattering]

[fizzing]

[mutters]

[swishing]

[bubbling]

Hmm.

[fizzing]

[gurgling]

[muffled screeches]

[gulps]

Ah...

[belches wildly]

[gasps bashfully]

Oh...

Mm...

Mee mee mee!


-[rapid sawing]
-[snapping]

[pounding]


-[mutters]
-Eh.

[sizzling]

[exclaims]

Mee mee meem meem.

[meeps softly]

[hums]

[meeps politely]

[slurping noises]

[inhales sharply]

[babbles leniently]

[pattering]

Mee mee mee...


-[beeping]
-Mep mop.

[blipping]

Mee?

[upbeat music]

Mee.

Mee mee mee.

[babbles playfully]

[babbles to the music]

[high
-pitched singing]

[rhythmically] Mah mee. Mah mee.

Ah...


-[babbles uncertainly]
-[mutters]

[muttering]

[muttering]

[Meep] Ah!

[excitedly] Mee mee mee...

[cheerful babbling]

[beeping]

[licking]

[mutters encouragingly]

[clears throat]

[babbles]

[presents gift excitedly]

[mutters]

[beeping]

[spraying]

Ow...

[gasps profoundly]

[flustered meeps]

[whimpers]

[somber organ music]

[mutters indifferently]

[mutters dispiritedly]

[music ceases]


-[Meep] Ah...
-[Ixbee sighs]

[whimpers]

[meeps happily]

[munching]

[slurping noises]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos.

If you're headed for Earth, be careful,

or you could fall victim to the planet's most disturbing disease,

an illness humans call "love".

This alarming affliction will strike anyone anytime,

causing them to do all kinds of disgusting things.

Even more troubling, this ailment can affect non
-Earthlings too.

Precisely how you catch it is unclear,

but we gather it's something you "fall in".

So watch your step.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the sickest planet in the universe:

Earth.