02x12 - Ballet/Energy/Leprechauns

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Ixbee] Meh... Meh...


-Meh.
-[static]


-Meh.
-[static]

[Ixbee] Meh.


-[tranquil music]
-Meh.


-Meh mo mop!
-[Ixbee] Meh.

[zapping]

Meh.

[insistent urging]

[furious grumbling]


-Oh...
-Hey!

[sheepish laughing]

[explanatory grumbling]

[Pixbee] Oh...

Ooh ah!

Meh meh meh...

Mah.

[eager exclaiming]

[shrieking]

[wondrous babbling]

[Ixbee] Ah...

[splashing]

[pattering footsteps]

[Pixbee] Ooh.

[captivated marvelling]

[intrigued muttering]

[Ixbee] Eh! Meep mop mah!

[beeping]


-Ah
-ha.
-Mmm.

Eh! Bibeh!

Ooh! Oh mep... [instructive babbling]

[confident babbling]

Beh.

Meh mo. [friendly questioning]

Uh... Meh moh mah moo
-
-ooh!


-[horrified gasping]
-[all] Oh!

[amused giggling]

[screaming]

Oh.

[delighted babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[clattering]


-Ooh!
-Ah!


-[pleased babbling]
-Mee mop meh!

Hey... ah!

[laughing] Meh bah mah.

[Pixbee] Wah dah?


-Eh... ah!
-[shattering]

Oh...

Oh. Mee beh boh!

[hurried babbling]


-[struggling grunts]
-[crackling]

[loud crumbling]

[sheepish muttering]

Mee mop mah.

Mop mep mope mah.

Meh!

Uh
-huh. [affirmative muttering]

[deep inhaling]

Ha...


-[delighted squealing]
-[groaning]

Oh. [impressed babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[forceful grunting]

[aggravated groaning]

Ooh.


-[delighted singing]
-[shoes squeaking]

Oh.

Meh
-eh
-eh
-eh
-
-

[moaning]

[Squee] Hmm.

Ah.

[back cracking]


-[joyful exclaiming]
-[shoes squeaking]

[stern babbling]

[firm ordering]

Mee moo mee mah?

[unsteady grunting]


-[smacking]
-[grumbling]

Heh. Ha. [determined babbling]

[unsteady hollering]

Ha!


-[back cracking]
-[smacking]

[displeased grumbling]

[defeated mumbling]

[firm instructing]

Meh moo, moo?

[impatient yelling]

Meh mop meh meh.

Heh... Eh.


-Heh!
-[disappointed sighing]

Ooh! Mee mo mee mah!

[struggling grunts]

Uh
-oh. Ah.

[barking orders]

[struggling grunts]

[Squee insisting]

[Squee yelling]

[persistent yelling]

[both grunting]

[stern yelling]

[anguished squealing]

[enraged shouting]

Weh! Weh! Weh!

Dah! Dee! Baba bo!

[unsteady shouting]

[shrieking]

[thudding]

[graceful squealing]

Mop... Meh mo map mope.

Mah
-ah
-ah
-ah
-up!

[gibbering]

[startled gasping]


-[embarrased rambling]
-Ah!

Mmm. [pensive muttering]

Oh. [fascinated murmuring]

[eager babbling]

Heh
-eh
-eh... yah!

Hi
-ya!

Mmm. [instructive muttering]

[clapping]

[pensive muttering]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[apprehensive mumbling]

Ha!

Heh
-eh
-eh
-eh...

[delighted squealing]

Ha!

Ah! [shocked babbling]

[Squee instructing]

Oh?


-[compliant babbling]
-[terrified shrieking]

Ah!

[orchestra tuning instruments]

[popping]

[cordial babbling]

Mee moop.

[Squood] Uh...

[friendly ushering]

[uneasy babbling]

Mee mop.


-[friendly questioning]
-[uninterested grumbling]

[pattering footsteps]

[bright orchestral music]

Oh...


-Hoo!
-Mah!

Heh
-eh
-eh
-eh heh!

[hollering]

[Ixbee] Hup! Hey, hey.

Hup! Hey ha.

Hey ah!

[amused chuckling]


-Ha!
-[Oriental music]

[soft exclaiming]


-Hoo!
-Yah! Hoo
-hoo!

[fast
-paced classical music]

Meem ma. La la la la.

Whoa!

[Squood] Whoa!

Eeh!

Wow!

Eh...

Bam bam beh
-eh
-eh
-eh.

[enthusiastic cheering]

[English voiceover] Greetings from across the nebula.

Today, I'm reporting on a very odd Earth activity: ballet.

At first glance, it may look quite graceful...

but... it's deceiving.

Using a variety of kicks, flips, and jumps,

humans use this ballet to train for dangerous combat.

At a recital, you may be att*cked by other dancers, or even cannons!

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

with the tightest training uniforms ever: Ow! Earth.


-[informative babbling]
-[video game beeping]

Bip bip bip.

[yawning]

[weary intoning]

[conclusive babbling]

Ha...

[yawning]

[beeping]

Ah?

[fatigued mumbling]

[beeping]

[wondrously] Oh...

[delighted giggling]

Beep.

[birds cawing]

[yawning]


-Oh!
-[transfixed gibbering]

[worried exclaiming]

[beeping]

[concerned babbling]


-Meep ma mof ma!
-[shrieking]


-[Ixbee shouting]
-[beeping]

[struggling grunts]


-[Pixbee] Meep!
-[Squee grumbling]


-[farting]
-[Ixbee groaning disgustedly]


-[glass shattering]
-[rambling]


-[cat screeching]
-[chaotic clattering]

[clattering continues]

[rubber duck squeaking]

[wild animal roaring]


-[muttering]
-Ooh!

[frustrated whining]

[informative babbling]


-[Pixbee] Huh?
-[Ixbee] Oh...

Ah! Mah meh.


-Maf mee?
-Huh?


-[beeping]
-[fascinated babbling]

Ah... mo!


-[faint buzzing]
-Uh...


-Woo!
-Whoa...

Ah, ah, ah!

[pensive babbling]

[inspired intoning]

[rapid panting]

[cash register dinging]

[struggling grunts]

[hurried rambling]

[concentrated murmuring]

Oh ay!

Ay!! Beep.

[frenzied gibbering]

[amused giggling]

[frenzied gibbering]

[chuckling]

[discontented muttering]

[frenzied gibbering]


-[amused laughing]
-[enraged yelling]

[serious intoning]

[HOM tablet beeping]

[inspired proposing]

[sighing]

Ah.

[interested babbling]


-[Ixbee] Oh...
-[Pixbee] Oh!

[struggling grunts]


-[frenzied squeaking]
-[startled shouting]

[nervous whispering]


-Bee bap.
-Hoh!


-[insistent encouraging]
-Moh mo mee?

[Ixbee sighing]


-Mo mo?
-[firm ordering]

[tender babbling]

[reassuring]

Meh moh mah!


-[panicked shrieking]
-[frenzied squeaking]

[Ixbee moaning feebly]

[forceful grunting]

Durr!


-[heavy breathing]
-[engine whirring]


-Hmm?
-Meh mo ma.


-[beeping]
-[Squee] Ah...

[babbling encouragingly]

[HOM beeping]

[rapid crunching]


-Hoo. Hoo.
-[whirring accelerates]

Mee map mee mah?

[wheel squeaking]

[panting]

[weary breathing]

[disoriented rambling]

[screaming]

Oh.

[disappointed muttering]

[firm ordering]

Ah! Meh moh mah.

[angry mumbling]

Ah.

[beeping]

[blowing raspberry]

Meh mope meem?

[beeping]

[affirmative babbling]

Eh! Minga mah.


-[beeping]
-[engine whirring]

[exhausted huffing]

[discouraged muttering]

[squirting]

Meh mo!

[frenzied slurping]

[contented sighing]


-[farting]
-[engine whirring]

[rapid chugging]

[farting]


-Eh!
-Ah!

[firm instructing]

[gulping]

[farting]

[Ixbee] Whoa!

[beeping]


-Oh!
-[babbling encouragingly]

[repeated farting]

[contented babbling]

[eager muttering]

Ugh...

[frenzied farting]

[beeping]

[eager babbling]

[weary whining]

[enthusiastic shouting]

[insistent whispering]

[Squee] Ooh...

[Ixbee babbling uncomfortably]

[impatient shouting]

Mamap.

[frantic slurping]

[rumbling]

[prolonged farting]

[Pixbee shouting in disgust]

[farting continues]

[Squee groaning]

[Squee sighing contentedly]

[intense coughing]

[intermittent farting]


-[firm ordering]
-[farting]

[ordering continues]

[high
-pitched farting]

[farting]


-Mo.
-Ah.

Mee mah mep mah.

[groaning]

[inspired exclaiming]


-Ah?
-[fascinated murmuring]

[muffled babbling]

Zah zah zah.

[gleeful exclaiming]

[whizzing]

Ah.

[engine whirring]


-[beeping]
-[enthralled babbling]


-[grateful babbling]
-[video game beeping]


-Oh?
-Meh?

[mesmerized] Beep bee
-beep.

[sighing]

[English voiceover] Greetings, intergalactic viewers!

Living on such a barren planet has forced Earthlings

to come up with some truly innovative ways to generate power.

They use food, bad
-tempered pets, even their own natural processes.

But without doubt, Earth's most amazing innovation is this.

At first, we thought these devices had no purpose at all.

But through our investigation, we learned that these objects are in fact

the single greatest source of energy known to humankind.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet where the power is in your hands: Earth.

[casual babbling]

[informative babbling]

[intrigued intoning]

Ha! [eager babbling]

[clearing throat] Nee gah ma mah.


-Eh yup.
-Mee...


-Ah...
-[clanking]


-Meh meh meh!
-[confused murmuring]

[clearing throat]

Uh... mee mo mop!

[startled rambling]

Mee mop.

[informative grumbling]


-Ma mo ma ma.
-[Ixbee] Ooh.

[puzzled babbling]

[barking orders]

Meep mop!

[Pixbee shouting] Wayoh!

[unsteady screaming]

[Squee explaining]


-Ah!
-[intrigued babbling]

[contented sighing]

Minga ma mo mim.

[beeping]

[Squee] Oh.

[confused muttering]


-[kissing]
-[puzzled questioning]


-[eager babbling]
-Ah.


-[kissing]
-Ah, ah, ah...

[Squee explaining]

[Pixbee] Mah?

Oh, oh, oh!

[kissing]

Ma mo mee mo!

[Ixbee] Mee mo moo...


-Ah?
-Ah...

[Pixbee] Oh...


-Ha.
-Ha
-ha.

Mega moom.

Whoam! Mega moom.

[instructive babbling]


-[struggling grunts]
-Hip hey!

[Ixbee quavering] Meh... meh ma.

[nervously] Eh, ooh.

[pensive muttering]

[Ixbee gasping] Mee mo ma ma, mee mo ma!

[murmuring]


-Ma mo mee ma!
-[Squee instructing]


-Hee mo bah!
-[smacking]

[moaning]

[distracted mumbling]

[prolonged screaming]

Uh...

[both] Oh.


-[thudding]
-[Ixbee grunting]


-Ebaye?
-Egah?

[angrily] Meh ma map moo meh ma.

[sniffling]


-Ah?
-[lively Celtic music]


-Mee moo ma!
-Meh?

Comma ma ma?

Whoa
-ah.

Ah. [pensive murmuring]


-[Celtic music continues]
-[Ixbee] Ah!

[babbling]

Moh?!

[instructional muttering]

Achk... eh eh.

Hup eh, hup eh...

[contented chanting]

[music ceases abruptly]

[Celtic music continues]

[lively chanting]

[music ceases]

[confused stammering]

Meh moo meh meh?

[beeping]

[Squee] Ah.

Oh... [fascinated babbling]

Ah
-ha.

Uh huh huh...

Shh, shh.

[Ixbee] Huh?


-[demonstrative muttering]
-[Ixbee] Huh?

[Ixbee] Huh?

[affirmative babbling]

Mah.

[intrigued questioning]

[exasperated sighing]

[groaning]

m1ngo mah? [dissatisfied groaning]

[Pixbee exclaiming excitedly]

[optimistic babbling]

[Pixbee] Bop, bup, by.

[disappointed muttering]

[wearily] Meh mo meh.

[sighing]

[Squee grumbling]

Mep? Mo.

Mep? Mo.

Mep? Mo.

[back cracking]

[Ixbee groaning miserably]

Mmm...

Minga mah mah meh? [gasping]

m1ngo meh moo mah!

Uh, bee, boh...


-Ah!
-[jubilant cheering]

[lively chanting]


-Ooh?
-Oh!


-[frantic whispering]
-[tape ripping]

[contented exclaiming]

Mmm... [uncertain muttering]

Ah.

Meh mo ma. Moop moop.

[whispering]

[distant birds chirping]

Meh mo mey?

[confounded mumbling]

[yawning]

[snoring]

[thudding]

Ah?

[Squee gasping]

Ah... [thrilled babbling]

Meh mo ma moo.


-Mee moo meh!
-[delighted squealing]

[groaning]

Oh?

[dazzled] Moh moh mee mo.

Eh! [elated babbling]

[beeping]

[Squee exclaiming excitedly]

[lively chanting]

[fatigued chanting]

[Pixbee] Zagga zagga zagga.

[huffing]

[weary muttering]

[water trickling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[lively chanting]


-[coins clinking]
-[elated laughing]

Meh meh moh.

Meh mo mah?

Mah mo mah
-
- [gasping]

[stern ordering]

Mabap?

Meh mo mah? Meh mo!

[gasping deeply]

[appalled] Meh moh mah!

Oh! Mah mah mah meh.

[shouting]

[triumphant laughing]

[casual questioning]

[puzzled babbling]

[kissing]

[high
-pitched snickering]

[inspired squealing]

[tender encouraging]

[shattering]

Ah... Oh.

[English voiceover] Greetings, fellow travellers!

Today, we're reporting from Ireland, a small island on Earth

where tiny, elusive green people

hide treasures under multicoloured arches of light.

The reason for this behaviour is clear.

These tiny people are obviously Earth's bankers

who guard their coins in bizarre ways,

such as carrying them in pots, or storing them under water.

Are these techniques effective?

No. Because they are terrible security strategies!

This is Ixbee, reporting from where money makes the planet rotate: Earth.