14x14 - as*ault on Ninjago City

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

[Lloyd]

"as*ault on Ninjago City."

[camera shutter clicking]

[camera shutter clicking

continues]

[calm music]

And if you'll look to your left,

that's Borg Tower,

the site of numerous

encounters with the Ninja,

including the battle

with Garmadon,

and an att*ck by Unagami

that was stopped

by Jay, himself.

What can you tell us

about the Brown Ninja?

-Brown Ninja?

-[chuckles]

I heard the ninja have a friend,

called the Brown Ninja,

who helps them out on their

really important missions.

Not so much lately,

but hopefully again soon.

I never heard of a Brown Ninja.

I think

someone's pulling your leg.

[thunder rumbles]

[phones beeping]

Is that part of the tour?

Holy moly!

That is not part of the tour!

[tires screeching]

Everyone, get below, quick!

Ah!

Looks like the Brown Ninja

is needed once again!

[groaning]

[grunts]

[tense music]

[people scream]

Hang on!

Hang on, everyone.

Nobody panic.

Everyone, stay calm!

[gasps]

[groaning]

Guys! It's happening

just like Globby or Gloopy

or whatever his name is, said!

The wave is flooding the city!

People need help!

[Kai] We're right behind you!

Okay, Jay. Time to be awesome.

[suspenseful music]

[groaning]

[people screaming]

[grunts]

Okay, fine,

that's not doing much.

Oh, no! What do we do?

We're gonna have to

hold our breath

and swim for it! Okay?

On three,

I'm gonna open the door,

and then everyone swims

for the surface!

One, two...

[grunting]

What the heck?

[inhales deeply]

[dramatic music]

[strained grunt]

Help is on the way!

Everyone take a big deep breath!

[Jay grunts]

Grab on!

Next stop is the surface.

[people breathing heavily]

-Huh?

-[car alarm wailing]

[groans]

[coughing]

Oh, hey. Hi, Dareth!

[chuckles]

See! They do know me!

-[thunder rumbling]

-[power down]

-This is the scene at midtown.

-[thunder crashes]

A scene of unbridle chaos

and destruction.

A scene of--

Vinny, lift the camera up.

I'm in the middle

of a broadcast.

Vinny! Up!

[clears throat]

This is the scene at midtown,

-a scene of unbridled--

-[growls]

[gasps]

Miss Gossip, this way! Quickly!

-Wojira.

-[snarls]

A flying ship! How adorable.

After them!

[loud thud]

Grab on and hold tight!

[Lloyd] Next stop--

[grunts]

[both grunt]

[Zane] Get those children

to the surface!

We'll handle the Merlopians.

It appears that

we've been surrounded.

I'll deal with them.

They need to hear the truth

about Kalmaar.

[Kai] Okay, we'll cover you.

Can't you see, Wojira destroys

the balance of Ninjago?

The beast is everything that

the First Spinjitzu Master

fought against!

-[grunting]

-Don't listen to him!

He has been corrupted

by the surface-dwellers!

Listen to me,

Kalmaar has deceived you.

Kalmaar dethroned the King!

Not the surface dwellers!

Lies! King Kalmaar told us

the truth, you traitor!

[grunting]

[suspenseful music]

f*ring torpedoes.

In three, two--

Numerically,

they have the advantage.

There's too many of them!

That is what I just said.

Hey guys! Need a hand?

Cole! You're back!

Are we glad to see you!

[Wojira snarls]

[Wojira screeching]

[both panting]

[Master Wu] Grab on!

[sighs]

Thank you!

I thought we could use

a bathtub as a boat,

but it turns out bathtubs

have a hole in the bottom!

Yes. Who knew?

[snarling]

Get behind Pixal, kids.

Things are bound to get rough.

[Kalmaar] There!

Pixal, it's time we departed.

I mean leave. Go!

Hold on, everyone!

[tense music]

Zane! We have encountered Wojira

and require

immediate assistance.

I repeat

we have encountered Wojira!

You guys go!

Benthomaar and I can

take care of these gold fish.

Affirmative.

You might want to cover

your ears.

Why?

Because nobody fires on my ship.

-[expl*si*n]

-[screeches]

You'll pay for that!

Go! Go! Strike them down!

Hang on, Pixal!

I'll distract them!

Hey, Kalmaar! Come and get it!

[Lloyd grunting]

[Lloyd yells]

Lloyd, are you okay?

Nothing I can't handle.

Hit her with everything you got!

[grunts]

The expl*sive payload

of these torpedoes

is insufficient

to dissuade Wojira.

I don't think these torpedoes

are doing much, Zane!

That is what I just said.

Why are you repeating me?

Look out!

[foreboding music]

[Kalmaar grunts]

You're gonna regret

messing with our city, Kalmaar!

Your city is now my city!

And the only regret I have

is that I can only

destroy it once!

[Jay] Yep. Hi. Up here!

Look this way and say "cheese"!

Yeah! Take that you big worm!

Uh...

[Jay screams]

Not my sub car.

Guys? This thing has

century-old-morning-breath.

[retches]

And she thinks I'm a chew toy!

[Jay grunting]

[Jay groaning]

[heroic music]

You.

This ends now.

I was hoping you would say that.

[yells]

-[Kalmaar, Nya yelling]

-[Wojira screeches]

[closing theme music]