03x01 - 35 Hours

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the day started like every other the

earth rotated at 1,000 miles an hour

sprinklers clicked on at exactly 7:15

contained on the garage field another

one point two millimeters and Kenai were

hard at work meeting dad hi car wash

standards when suddenly boy We Need to

Talk we didn't do it here's a quarter

call our lawyer Eddie's b*at Pete every

man dreams the chance to say what I'm

gonna say to you a chance to see his

boys become men to reach that apex to

climb as usual and he had no idea what

Dad was blathering on about well then I

guess what I'm trying to say is your

mother and I are going away for the

weekend we're putting you in charge

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it was what every kid dreams about mom

and dad were going away and giving us

the house 4:35 unsupervised hours no

parents no babysitter no except one b*at

your job to protect the house and

everything in it especially my most

precious possessions cherish them love

them but under no circumstance I know I

know

don't touch eat or to play with anything

that has one of those your charge I

think you're gonna handle it champ in my

sleep well better cover here making

already

I believe there's just one more little

detail even more painful than I am

managing and the key to paradise well

we'll be leaving you as boys when you

come back you'll be men the neighbors

change your angelanst choice let's go I

had to give them your conference to

think the trust I can't allow my babies

my babies help my precious one remember

gone

Holloway

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thirty-five hours and Counting

this is it just you and me now baby can

you see you it's like I've never been

here so hours I'm here

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three hours into our mega weekend I was

already out of it but not teeth

he was just warming up read it on the

redline the Wrigley 500 is about to

begin

it was time for the main event the

Wrigley 500 a gut

crunching 500 lap race around the house

also that week it had only been a dream

but with mom and dad Jones nothing could

stop them

well almost nothing her name was

Marjorie Horsell I had written it a

thousand times on my math notebook and

here she was in my front yard

what do you got going uh we were just

cleaning up creamy

there's no clean E and it will be no

clean

we don't want the really 500 if you

can't you see if you want to come

swimming with me at the chlorine sorry

Baba reliability to the next 32 Alex

it's please pink right right it's no big

deal

I understand if you're out of play with

it little brother it would be the

ultimate betrayal but this is Margie

she'd away hugging her earlobe

just erase it the right bike same time

don't mind do you

I'll tell you what while I'm gone the

whole house is yours

you're in charge as I sound neat huh you

think you can handle it champ

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I guess I thought that P would

understand that I'd been trying to get a

date with Margie since last summer

thinking in town so I said to him dad

buddy it's like that you scratch my back

I'll scratch yours Wow

but we'll have to yourself this morning

I stood with the refrigerator door open

for 45 minutes because I could so I

wanted to do that you want to come in

for some milk

we can drink straight from the carton

excuse me sir can I help you no I live

here but I'm funny well now it's my turn

knock knock who's there not you the

house has been filled

so what do you mean so the buyer and the

seller reach an equitable agreement in

which the seller waved us to write

exchange for cash stuff huh

let me explain it to you you don't live

here anymore

your brother fill the house you get it

it's not brain surgery I should know I

used to be a brain surgeon until

acquired me you leave a sandwich inside

of one head I'm a card Margie can you

give me a second here I gotta talk to my

brother he wants an answer now

maybe we should work at that besides

enough make him

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your P must enough all weekend again how

could you do this

E they met my price

have you lost it dad's gonna k*ll us

no gonna k*ll you

you're doing sure what's the matter with

you boys like I always say fighting is

no way to solve your problems

Roy Kretsch mark and this here is the

missus and the two sprouts we're the new

owners of your lovely house

how'd you like to come in for some blood

cake I'm sorry you see there's been some

sort of mistake my builders right the

guy could be disease

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correct my family meet you line you

along with your particular pieces of

jewelry fully reclinable crebbil oh and

what about that shimmering no wax smooth

kids love it you could cr*ck your head

open it's very dangerous but fun your

bathroom comes equipped with nothing

glass fixtures and Gluck fully

operational toilet the tonic shine don't

expect to go number two and either that

won't be a problem

and here's a place to escape the ups and

downs of the day you always wish

hideaway there's nail poking down from

the ceiling but you know it's roomier

than it looks from the outside

Oh our first phone call Treach my

residence

we checked a phone call away

hello hi honey I'm glad I got cheese

what times everything pretty much to say

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well don't go in the house great you

like that right sell the house

funny oughtta go his father's gassed

himself again I'll call you later

later when mom like a dog with a bladder

problem Gretchen was leaving their mark

everywhere there was no way around it I

had let my dad down and if I didn't stop

in Cincinnati

he was going to stop me from living

you're in charge that's what my dad said

he trusted me with this whole house and

now I trusted him to take my head off

with a 9-iron what else could go wrong

how about a garage sale all my family's

possession what's going on

Oh like I always say one man's trash is

another man's treasure but this is our

treasure I mean if you're going to get

rid of all our stuff why don't you just

sauce the whole house sorry

a deal's a deal but hey I can once you

have this heavy-duty leaf back for a

buck so the catch max it's so much

native Indian music yeah that's my dad

he'll k*ll you you see he had bought you

this for your birthday what's it doing

on the damaged goods table well it is

missing an eye but it's yours for 15

cents so the crutch Marsh was

unstoppable as a lava flow if I was

going to get the house and all our junk

back I was gonna have to call in the

truth

family in the correct method nativism

luck why would I want to sleep today

my family will have to leave the

neighborhood and that means pain will be

gone forever

it will be sad and alone the rest of

your miserable life okay Bhoomi moly not

bad for a buck

howdy partner

I'm known as Mac number that's him

three weeks I know they told you this

but your house is on the official well

no cattle Mary - yes mandalas Amazing

Race masters and come right in like my

royal with them when you got fresh

cookies you can't go wrong with fresh

milk

help yourself partner man I'm from the

site the airport today are you whether

you live under was the nation's busiest

flight pattern and that some airports

have society guidelines the luggage

control lovely like my boy always says

you can't go wrong with free clothes and

Billy just loves airplanes

he's in junior pilot school

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see just calling to remind you there's a

casserole in the fridge

yeah we found and don't forget we'll be

home tomorrow at 7 o'clock no rush 21

hours I did grilled Pete I had to get

the crutch Martha and I had to find a

pro you know Wrigley all these years

I've known you

tremens never invited me in your house

Thanks voice the shopping that's going

to believe is a desperate charity comes

to me for help so we get down to

business shall we

I help you what happened anything you

can read everything in the house dig up

the yard contaminated with nuclear waste

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you got any Neapolitan ice cream quickly

very good hi night

that night I expected to find a crutch

mark running for their lives and endless

Mike's standing atop a pile of furniture

laughing as flames burst all around them

instead pitch my kids fight I don't

believe you

you realize this is our last night here

mama dad trusted us to be responsible

and now looking up your fault

I know I put you in charge I thought

you'd act grown up for 1o so I can go

not me 50 your brother on the one most

ultimen weekend we could have ever had

you're still thinking about that stupid

weekend don't you get it when mom and

dad get back we're going to be grounded

for life okay take hand grounder we

don't have a house that's it I've had

enough am I here

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what do you think you're doing you

promised you yesterday traitor

so really 500 have you lost it

mom and dad are practically on their way

home and you want to ride bike my shirt

live large I am a lap ahead of you what

are you gonna do that I don't know why I

cared but if I couldn't get our house

back the next best thing was whip feet

but I'm gonna crush you like roadkill

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I'm not sure when could have been the

inside turn I'm not 325

closing in on teeth I realized I was

actually having a great time and I new

line for me there's never been a better

friend in my own brother sure the race

ended in a tie but I wouldn't have had

it any other way

yeah nice race

I'm sorry teeth sorry I ditched it never

again see how long so I stole our house

just we had to do our wrigley 500 before

dad designs me you won't have him we

forget for minutes and a problem huh

don't worry Hartley

oh yeah this is surprise

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and we talk to you as if your crutch mar

like now

well certainly Oh Roy

what can I do for you fellas here you

can do it like either you go or the

house goes well I can see you mean

business Christy yeah can shake whoa

let's not be hasty like I always say you

don't live here anymore

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time running out and mom and dad in

sight

there was one option left our home our

lives are in these laws like right here

he's not just over Tina would measure

ourselves growing up and look these

footprints they repeat first step

we've spent our whole lives in this

house it's working I first met me I

think I understand this house really

needs a lot of you let's go back to well

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know we'll build on the memories

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nice knowing been a good brother now

congratulations thank you

hey your wrigley no no you're more than

me your men read honest manly mommy wow

what a lovely welcome oh I know any

street people they loaded a crutch more

it's so nice to meet you

you've kept a lovely home so do you

folks live around here you could say

that right here in fact got quite a deal

- I don't follow you stranger we kind of

sold them the house after Dad calm down

a bit

he looked at our side of things and God

he didn't matter

but a week later mr. kretchner was

transferred to Alaska and we got our

house back as for Pete and I we agreed

to spend the whole weekend together the

next time we get the house torso which

knowing mom and dad will be in about 30

years

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