02x14 - Yellow Peri’s Spell of Doom

[bunniefuu]

Loretta, some of

your friends stopped by.

They need two OJ's

and a ginger ale.

Got it.

Clark, did

you bring it?

Oh yeah, I got

it right here.

Gosh.

It's really special,

you know?

Um, look he signed it

right there.

"To Loretta, for

a super gal.

From Superboy."

Um, gosh, thanks,

thanks.

I mean, I told him

what a big fan you are,

and it was

really no big--

Oh, Clark.

No, I got it,

it's okay.

You know, Clark,

I've been asking you

for two weeks to set up

a meeting with me and Superboy,

talk about some

of my ideas,

and, uh, what do I get,

a big fat goose egg?

You talkin' about those

stupid masks?

-Stupid masks?

-Yeah.

We're talkin' about

most possibly

the best selling item

this coming up Halloween,

and you say

"stupid masks"?

Stupid?

Yeah, read my lips,

stupid, stupid, stupid.

Um, uh, I'm kind

of busy tonight.

We're down a bartender,

so I gotta get back.

Thanks a-a lot,

Clark.

It's no

big deal.

"Hey, thanks

a lot, Clark."

She wants you.

She needs you,

man.

Andy, stop it.

Come on, guys.

Take her,

you viking!

"The body vessel must

be facing the flame of life."

[Chanting in

foreign language]

Oh great spirit

of Gazook,

I call

you now.

Come forth and show me

so I may bow.

Give me powers,

don't let them lag.

Please come alive

in this doll of rag.

Come forth,

o great spirit of Gazook.

Come forth

and guide me.

Nothing.

Should have known.

Did someone

call me, huh?

Did someone summon

the Great Gazook

from the dark

past?

Yes, I did.

Well, chickie,

you got me.

I live in the body

of this doll.

I am the Great

Gazook.

I know what you want,

Loretta.

Yes.

You want the love

of a man, don't you?

Yes.

But not just any man

will do, huh, bubbie?

You want the love

of the man they call

Superboy.

This is the one

you love.

Yes, he's

the one.

You must

be transformed.

You must be beautiful,

a knockout.

Look at you,

an ancient genie,

a peri,

beautiful golden hair.

I'll call you

the Yellow Peri now.

Together you and I

will perform

the most powerful magic,

in the world, Yellow Peri,

and we shall cast a love spell

on this Superboy!

Huh, what do you think,

do I look like the Boy of Steel?

Ah, just got these back

from the fabricators today.

I knew they would

be great.

I think definitely the future

for these is in cereal.

You know, we could

flatten 'em out

and stick 'em in the boxes,

whatever.

I was thinking maybe

you could talk to superboy,

you know.

Andy, I'll mention to Superboy

the next time I see him,

butDon't

hold your breath.

Clark, you know how many times

you told me

not to hold

my breath?

Twenty-seven.

Are you sure this

is gonna work?

Do your magic,

Yellow Peri,

and Superboy

will come,

and he will fall in love

with you

when he sets his

eyes on you.

Hey, guys.

Hi, Lana.

Hey, baby.

Superboy, could I have

your autograph?

Yeah, sure.

Excuse me.

I've been

watching you.

I think

you're beautiful.

I didn't think

you noticed.

How could I not notice

a woman as beautiful as you?

Oh, Superboy.

Ha, look at him,

signing autographs.

He saw you,

he didn't even notice you.

Superboy!

Our love spell

should have worked.

It's her,

it's her!

Don't you know,

chickie?

You don't know how glad

I am to see you.

I'm just glad

I could be of help.

Well, you always show up

when you're needed.

Well, so far.

Only the true love of another

can break the spell.

What can I do,

Gazook?

Do?

You're a genie,

get rid of her.

It's the only

way.

How?

Simple.

k*ll her!

Come on, Clark,

lift it!

Lift it,

you can do it, man,

you're an animal,

you're a maniac,

just lift it

just once!

Come on!

Andy, I think it's still

too heavy.

Clark, I've taken off

all the weights.

Hey, guys.

How's it going,

Clark?

Uh, you wanna

work out?

Not with you.

She's just

kidding.

I'll be

right there.

I'm gonna go slip into something

more comfortable.

Look, Andy,

I did it, come see!

Look, look!

Andy.

Don't I know

you?

I have

to go.

Hey,

Yellow Peri!

Gazook?

Help me.

It's about time

you came back.

I've had dirty, wet towels

thrown on me.

She finally

came out.

Perfect, perfect.

Don't back out,

Yellow Peri.

Don't be weak.

I know.

We must

do it.

That is right,

no one understands you

like I do.

I know what

you feel.

Yes.

And with my magic

I know just what to do.

Ah, go forth,

my child,

make me proud.

Don't even think

about it.

Ah, come on,

why not?

We can divide it,

50/50.

I'll stay on

my side.

Andy.

Powers that be,

I want some trouble.

Put the pretty one

in a sealed tight bubble.

What is

this?

Get me out

of here!

Andy!

Somebody

I can't breathe.

Lana, hold on!

We must get

out of here.

You must plan

for tonight.

Superboy will be grieving

when he finds out

his love

has d*ed.

Your new boyfriend will need

your shoulder to cry on.

SomebodySomebody

call somebody.

Lana, hold on!

I can't breathe.

Somebody--somebody

call somebody.

Lana, hold on!

Lana!

Lana, hold on.

Lana, hold on.

Somebody, somebody

call somebody.

Lana, hold on.

Andy, step aside.

Is she gonna

be okay?

What happened?

That's what I'd like

to find out.

You look particularly

lovely tonight, my toots.

Do I?

You really think

I look good?

Good?

You look

scrumptious.

I do look good,

don't I?

I really am

pretty.

Yes, my dear.

And everyone will know,

and Superboy

will need your shoulder

to cry on

now that his friend Lana Lang

bought the big farm.

Whooee, a one-eyed

sea monster.

In a bizarre incident

at Schuster University

this afternoon,

Superboy reportedly saved--

This is horrible!

I can't

stand this!

--We have a news team

heading to the location.

We'll have a live report

later in this newscast.

How does

he do it?

Superboy, he's

always there!

And now that girl

is still in his heart.

If you can't have Superboy,

nobody can have him!

Do you understand,

Yellow Peri?

Nobody!

You're right,

Gazook,

and nobody will

have him.

Not after I do what

I have planned.

Yes, let's do it,

let's do it.

It'll be fun,

it'll be fun!

I am the Yellow Peri,

no man rejects me,

not even

Superboy.

Superboy must pay,

pay for passing up your charm,

your beauty.

The man you love

causes you disgrace,

do it all and take away

his face!

Yes, do it,

do it.

Cut, cut,

cut, cut, cut!

[Chanting in

foreign language]

You'll have no face,

this is true.

Oh, my God.

All right, great,

so I'll definitely give you

a call about that braille

and poetry seminar.

Yeah, okay, great.

What a body!

Hey, Clark.

I knew you

liked that mask.

Great.

Uh, yeah.

Um, I thought that since

I told Superboy about it

that I should try

one on myself

and see what

I thought.

Huh, phenomenal.

Yeah, you know there's

a finder's fee for you in this.

Ha.

Pretty scary what happened

to Lana today, huh?

Oh, you know

what else?

I think I saw Loretta

at the gym.

At least, it sounded

like her.

Loretta?

Yeah, except for she

lookedGood.

She looked pretty,

you know?

And she was

wearing this like

strange Arabian

workout uniform.

You know what

else was strange?

She was in

a real hurry.

She left during

the commotion.

Oh, I just remembered,

I was supposed to meet

with Superboy tonight.

I was wondering,

Andy, would you mind

if I wore one

of your masks tonight

and kind of

show him?

Oh, wow, that would

be great.

Do I mind, no,

that would be phenomenal.

You know, Clark,

I'm really glad

that you're so enthused

about this.

I'll, uh, give you a call

and let you know how it goes.

All right, great,

man, cool.

Great kid.

Loretta.

So it was you

at the gym today.

I am

the Yellow Peri.

Loretta is gone.

Why are you doing

these things?

And why did you do this

to me?

I loved you,

but you refuse

to love the great

Yellow Peri.

So you took

my face away?

Oh, I will give you

your face back.

But now you

must kiss me.

You must

want me.

We can always

be together.

Now I'm pretty,

aren't I?

Now you want me,

don't you?

Loretta, let me

help you.

No!

You're not Loretta,

you're Yellow Peri now.

Don't listen to him,

he tells lies.

It talks.

What is that

thing?

It's not a thing,

that's Gazook.

He lives

in my doll.

He's my only

true friend.

You have

other friends.

Friends?

You hear this,

Yellow Peri?

Hear how he

mocks us?

Yes, yes,

he does.

Can't you see what

he's done to you?

Can't you see how

he's changing you?

He's not your

friend as I am.

It's not a friend you need,

it's a lover, k*ll him,

k*ll her boy.

If I cannot have you, Superboy,

no one else ever will.

I will destroy you as only

my powerful magic can.

No.

I've given you every chance,

you've had your turn.

Now it's time for

you to burn.

Burn, nice boy, burn,

burn, go to ashes!

Ah, look at

the boy burning!

I'll get you.

Your powers don't cut it

with me, Superboy.

I'm magic.

Only magic can hurt me like

it's hurting you.

If I use your magic

heat on you.

Ow, ow,

I feel the heat.

Ah, ah!

It's your magic,

Gazook.

No, Gazook,

don't leave me!

Burning, ah!

Oo, ah!

That's what

I was counting on.

No one will

ever love me.

Loretta, there are better ways

to find love

that have nothing

to do with magic.

Maybe you didn't plan

on hurting anyone,

but you're still gonna

have to answer--

come back to life,

doll of rag,

don't let me alone

to die an old hag.

Loretta

How can I go,

Boy of Steel?

Without Gazook nothing else

seems real.

Loretta, I know a place

where there are people

that can

help you.

Some day the right man will

sweep me off my feet.

Some day true love will make

my life complete.

Some day, Loretta,

some day.