03x34 - Spiky

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x34 - Spiky

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(energy buzzing)

- Hoobledoop, Tiddlypeeps.

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland,

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopaedia.

Here they come.

(energy buzzing)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver ♪

♪ Groove ♪

♪ And Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

(bouncing)

- Yay.

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob, Hoob, hooray ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

(laughing)

- Oh.

- Hey.

- Oh.

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

(gentle piano music)

(chuckling)

- All right, have we

ever asked the question

why is water wet?

- No, Iver, and I don't

think wet is a subject

that Hoobs would

be very keen on.

- Oh.

- Iver, Tula,

look what I found outside.

How Hooby-groovy is that?

- [Tula] What is it?

- Well, I don't know, but

it's giving me a great idea

for a new collection.

Things that are round and spiky.

(laughs)

(jazzy music)

And nobody touch it.

I'm just gonna go and get a box.

(sighing)

- How does he keep coming up

with such Hoobily-groobly ideas?

- Yes, I wish he was

as good at coming up

with questions for Hoob News.

We still haven't got one.

(gentle music)

- Ah, this'll be perfect for

a round and spiky collection.

- Okay, what about why are

Tiddlypeeps so Hoob-ascious?

- We know the answer

to that, Iver.

Because they're smart,

they're fun, they know.

- I've got just the thing

for my round and spiky, what?

Where's it gone?

- [Iver And Tula] What?

♪ What ♪

♪ Oh, what ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ Oh, what ♪

- You know what.

My round and spiky thing.

I left it right, well, there.

- Maybe it rolled

under the bush.

- Right, come on, you two.

Help me look.

- Oh, all right, let's

find it, but quickly.

- I can't see it.

- It must be somewhere.

- But where?

♪ Where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- I don't know where, unless ...

- What?

- You're playing a

trick on me, that's it.

- What you talking about?

- Oh, come on, you two.

Where have you hid my

round and spiky thing?

- We haven't hidden it anywhere.

- It has just

mysteriously disappeared.

- Yes, why don't you start

a collection of things

that have mysteriously

disappeared?

- Things that have

mysteriously disappeared?

That's tempting, but no.

No, I really want to start a

round and spiky collection.

- Then you'll have to

find something else.

- So, what can Groove

use to start off

his round and spiky collection?

- [Echo] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- You've hit the question, Tula.

- Yes.

- Come on.

(upbeat piano music)

- What can Groove

use to start off

his round and spiky collection?

That's a Hooble-dooble duper

question for Hoob News, Hoobs.

I'll send Roma an

e-mail right now

and set her on a spiky search.

- And round, don't forget

the round bit, Hubba Hubba.

- Round, yes, and I'll see

what I can come up

with on Hoob Net.

Hoob loads of round things.

- And spiky, don't forget spiky.

- Oh, of course,

round and spiky.

- Tell you what,

why don't you go and see

the Tiddlypeeps first?

- Oh, that's a

Hoob-ascious idea.

I'll bet they'll have something

round and spiky for you, Groove.

- Yeah, but I want the

round and spiky thing

that was right here.

I'm gonna have

another look for it.

- Come on, Iver, let's get

those Motorettes singing.

(laughs)

- Yes.

- Seat belts?

(clicking)

- Seat belts.

- [Iver And Tula] We're

off to see the Tiddlypeeps.

(sparkling)

(upbeat rock music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them ♪

♪ Off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hooble-doo, Tiddlypeep.

- Hello, Iver.

- What's your name?

- I'm Connie.

- Connie, would you like

to do a Hooby-hello?

- Yes.

- [Iver And Connie]

Hooble-doo, Hooble-doo.

Whoo, Whoo, Whoo.

- Hoob-ascious, thank you.

What are you doing?

- I'm getting ready for bed.

- Oh, yes, I can see

you're in your pajamas.

I won't keep you long.

- Okay, I'm just going to

brush my hair now, Iver.

- We are looking for

something spiky for Groove

to start a round and

spiky collection with.

Have you got any ideas?

- Let me think.

- Wait a minute.

Your brush.

(gasping)

- What about it?

- Well, it's spiky.

- Yeah, I suppose it is.

- Yes, but that's not all.

It's round as well.

Round and spiky.

This could be it.

A round and spiky hairbrush.

- Would you like

to borrow my brush?

- Oh, that would

be Hoob-ascious.

(laughing)

Look, round and spiky.

Well, I'd better get back

to the Hoobmobile now,

so Groove can start

his collection, yes.

And you can go to bed.

(laughs)

Hooble-tooble-doo.

- Hooble-toodle-doo.

(laughing)

(soft upbeat music)

(sighing)

- I've looked everywhere

and I can't find it.

- Oh, cheer up, Groove.

Iver is bringing you

something round and spiky.

- Look, look, isn't this the

most Hoob-asciously round

and spiky thing

you've ever seen?

- Well, yes, I mean the bristles

are really quite

Hooby-groovy aren't they?

- I knew you'd love it.

- But it's not what

I'd call, well, round.

- Yes it is, look.

- Yeah, but the other

thing was round all over,

like a spiky ball.

This has got flat bits.

- Oh, oh, yes.

Why not start off a spiky with

flat bits collection instead?

- Nah, spiky with flat bits

isn't half as Hooby-groovy

as round and spiky.

- Well, I was only

trying to help.

- Oh, never mind, Iver.

I'll use it on my twizzletuft.

- [Echo] Roma, Roma.

- Ah, it's Roma.

Maybe she's had a good idea.

- Yes, she's bound to have

found something round and spiky.

- Hooble-doo, Hoobs.

- [All] Hooble-doo, Roma.

- Now, Hoobs, Hubba Hubba

tells me you're trying

to find something spiky.

- And round.

- Yes, Groove, and round.

So I've come here to a big

place called a night club.

- It's very noisy, Roma.

Can you speak up?

- I'll try, Tula.

Now, I bet you can't imagine

what's spiky in here, Hoobs.

- No, it just looks

rather flashy.

- That's right, Iver.

The Peeps like these

flashing lights.

They come here to listen to

loud music and jump around.

- Is it what's spiky that's

making them jump, Roma?

- No, Groove, it's even

stranger than that.

It's the Peeps themselves

that are spiky.

- Spiky Peeps?

What do you mean, Roma?

- Well, take a look

over there, Tula.

I bet you've never seen Peeps

that look like this

before, have you?

- Look at that.

Those Peeps have got

the spikiest twizzletufts

I've ever seen.

- They certainly have, Iver.

Fantaby-Hoobly aren't they?

I say, can you turn

the music down please?

I'm trying to do a report.

These Peeps are called

punk rockers, Hoobs.

- The music's very loud, Roma.

- Yes, Iver, it's

called punk rock.

- Punk rock?

- Do you know actually I'm

starting to rather like it?

(soft rock music)

This is Roma Hoob off

to pogo with some punks.

Hooble-toodle-doo.

- [All] Hooble-toodle-doo.

(laughing)

- Those are the

funniest looking Peeps

I've ever seen in my life.

- Yeah, and they've given

me a Hooby-groovy idea.

- [Iver And Tula] What?

♪ What ♪

- This is what.

How do I look?

- Hoobly-groobly, Groove.

(laughing)

You've gotten very quiet, Iver.

Don't you like my new hairdo?

- Well, it's

certainly very spiky.

- Yeah, isn't it, ey?

- But you've failed to notice

one tiny problem, Groove.

- Oh, what's that?

- In order for it to go into

the round and spiky collection,

Groove will have to cut

his twizzletuft off.

- But cut my twizzletuft off?

Aw, no, no.

My twizzletuft is one of

my Hoobiest-grooviest bits.

- I told you there

was a problem.

- Oh, Hooby-bother.

- [Echo] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- There's Hubba Hubba.

Maybe he's found

something else for you.

- Aw, I hope so.

Cut my twizzletuft off.

- Oh, Groove, what a

Hooble-dooble-duper

twizzletuft style.

How did you manage that?

- I just used a scoop of

Hooby Goop, Hubba Hubba.

But it doesn't matter now,

'cause I can't use it in my

collection unless I cut it off.

- I know you Hoobs are prepared

to do almost anything

to answer the question,

but that really is

beyond the call of duty.

Still, I've been busy

searching Hoob Net,

and I've found something

rather magnificent.

Take a look at this.

Hooby Goop, did you say?

(energy buzzing)

(soft music)

These are Japanese puffer fish

and they blow

themselves right up

into a big round fishy ball

and some of them

even have spikes.

Do you see, Groove?

We found something that

is round and spiky.

(laughs)

- [Groove] Hooby-groovy.

(gasping)

- Let's order one, right now.

- Yeah.

- Yes, it's the perfect thing

to start off your

collection, Groove.

- Yeah, abso-Hooby-lutely.

In fact, it's better than my

first round and spiky thing

because it's two things at once.

First of all, it's

flat and shiny

and then it's round and spiky.

- Oh, it is.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

I started a collection of

all things round and spiky.

I hadn't had where to look.

Success did not seem likely.

Then Hubba Hubba

found some pictures

of an animal that he likes.

The puffer fish you can puff

and puff 'til he's round

and covered in spikes.

♪ Oh, puffer fish ♪

♪ How we wish we

could be like you ♪

♪ To change your size

before our eyes ♪

♪ What a Hooby-groovy

thing to do ♪

- You grow from flat and shiny

to being spiky and round.

- From something

that's quite tiny

to a size that will astound.

- Groove, you look as happy

as a Hoob with

the Hooby tickles.

- You bet I am,

'cause I have found what's

round and covered in prickles.

I never thought I ought to

take a good look underwater.

- So Hubba Hubba's taught

a Hoob a thing or two.

- And a bright

brand-new directions

for me and my collections.

But I don't wanna bore us,

so let's repeat the chorus.

Two, three.

♪ Oh, puffer fish ♪

♪ How we wish we

could be like you ♪

♪ To change your size

before our eyes ♪

♪ What a Hooby-groovy

thing to do ♪

- [Echo] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(laughing)

- Oh, this is gonna

be so Hooby-groovy.

Have you got it, Hubba Hubba?

Is it on it's way?

- I'm afraid I've got

some bad news, Groove.

I haven't been able to

order you a puffer fish

because a puffer fish

just wouldn't be happy

in the Hoobmobile.

He needs to live in

the sea, you see?

We're going to have to

find something else.

- Oh, I suppose so.

If only I could find that first

round and spiky thing I saw,

but it's just gone.

- Oh, never mind,

I haven't shown you

the story I found, yes.

This'll cheer you up.

(energy buzzing)

- [Narrator] There was

once a little thistle seed

called Theo.

- [Hubba Hubba] Theo.

- [Narrator] He was a lazy seed

and the thing he loved

more than anything else

in the world was sleeping.

His brothers and sisters

wafted through the air,

looking for somewhere to

settle so that they could grow

into big, strong thistles.

But Theo didn't want to grow.

He wanted to sleep.

- This dry, cranny place

will be perfect for me.

My roots and sh**t

will never grow here.

(yawns)

I can just sleep and sleep.

- [Narrator] And that

is exactly what he did.

One day, Theo woke up.

He could feel the

sun on his back.

- Bother.

- [Narrator] He said.

- It's getting warmer.

I hope I don't start to grow.

- [Narrator] So he tried

to go back to sleep again,

but he couldn't because he

started to feel very peculiar.

(odd music)

First his roots went down,

and then a lovely green sh**t

began to push towards the sky.

- Oh, no, I'm growing into

a big, strong thistle.

That means I can't sleep.

- [Narrator] Eventually, Theo

opened up as a great, big

purple thistle, all

spiky and round,

and as he looked around

at the other thistles,

he realized it was much

better than sleeping.

- What a sleepless I've been.

(laughs)

All that sleeping

when I could've been out

here enjoying myself.

- [Narrator] And so, Theo

settled into being the happiest,

roundest, spikiest thistle ever.

(upbeat piano music)

(energy buzzing)

(gasping)

- I'm going to order a

thistle, it's perfect.

It's round, it's spiky

and it's a great color.

(beeping)

- [Echo] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

- I know what you're

going to say, Groove.

- Please, will you order

a thistle, Hubba Hubba?

- Yes, I was rather afraid

you were going to say that.

- Why?

Is there a problem?

- I'm sorry to say

there is, Groove.

You see, a thistle

is a wildflower,

and a wildflower just wouldn't

be happy in the Hoobmobile.

It needs to live in

the wild, you see?

- Oh, Hooby-bother.

First I can't have

a puffer fish,

and now I can't have a thistle.

I wish I could find that

round and spiky thing

that I brought into

the Hoobmobile.

I still don't even

know what it was.

- Well, why don't you go and

see the Tiddlypeeps again?

They're usually able to

come up with something.

- Yeah, I'll go this time.

Iver, you drive.

- Oh, yes, yes.

- And I'll stay here and have

another look for your round

and spiky thing, Groove.

(sparkling)

(upbeat rock music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where,

why, when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them ♪

♪ Off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hooble-doo, Tiddlypeeps.

- Hooble-doo, Groove.

- Watcha doing?

- We're playing conkers.

- Conkers?

Hooby-groovy.

(laughs)

What's conkers?

- These are.

You put a hole in them,

then you put a string

in them, like this.

- And then you hit the other

person's conker with your one.

Like this, well, you try to.

- Until it breaks.

The one that doesn't

break is the winner.

- That sounds like lots

of fun, Tiddlypeeps.

I'd love to play, but

I'm in a bit of a hurry.

I need to find something

round and spiky very quickly.

- Round and spiky?

That's it, Groove, a conker.

- Conker?

But I need something round and

spiky, not round and shiny.

- But a conker is

round and spiky, look.

(gasping)

That's what a conker looks like

when it falls off a

horse chestnut tree,

but if it's opened,

then there's a brown, shiny

conker inside like this one.

- Oh, look at that.

These conkers have spiky

outsides and shiny insides.

Hey, do you know

what this means?

- [Boy And Girl] What?

- It means they can

go in two collections.

My round and shiny collection

and my round and

spiky collection.

You Tiddlypeeps are so clever.

- [Boy And Girl]

Oh, thanks, Groove.

- I'm gonna go straight

back to the Hoobmobile

with a spiky,

spiky, round conker,

and can I take some of

the shiny brown ones, too?

- Of course you can, Groove.

- [Girl] There's plenty more.

- Be careful, these

might be a bit prickly.

- They are prickly, aren't they?

Pile 'em all in there.

Oh, thanks, Tiddlypeeps,

that's Hooby-groovy.

Hooble-toodle-doo.

- [Boy And Girl]

Hooble-toodle-doo.

(laughing)

(upbeat rock music)

- How Hooby-groovy are these?

(laughs)

Now then, this one here.

This can go in my round

and spiky collection.

- [Iver] Yes.

- And these,

these can go in my round

and shiny collection.

- Groove, guess what?

- You found my first

round and spiky thing?

- No.

- Oh.

- But I had a good search on

Hoob Net while you were out,

and I think I have

discovered what it was.

- That all sounds

fascinating, Tula,

but it is really time

for Hoob News now

and we really need--

- Just tell me.

(gasping)

- It's a hedgehog.

I printed out a picture for you.

- No, Tula, that's

not what I found.

I found a spiky ball.

- Ah, but when it's scared,

that's what a hedgehog does.

It rolls itself into a

spiky ball, like this.

- [Groove] That's it.

- You must've scared it when

you were out collecting.

- Oh, yes, and it must've

curled itself up for protection.

- And then when

I wasn't looking,

it uncurled itself and ran away,

which means it must be on

the roof garden somewhere.

- But where?

♪ Where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

(sighing)

- I don't know where.

(yelling)

Yes, I do, right here.

(laughs)

Now I can put him

into my collection.

- Of course you can't, Groove.

He's a wild thing, remember?

He wouldn't be-

- [All] Happy in the Hoobmobile.

- Yeah, just like the puffer

fish and the thistle, oh, well.

Come on, little hedgehog.

You're going outside

again where you belong.

- Don't be long, Groove.

It's time for Hoob News.

(upbeat music)

♪ Roll little

hedgehog into a ball ♪

♪ So nobody knows you're

a hedgehog at all ♪

♪ Roll into a ball ♪

♪ My prickly little pal ♪

♪ Then no one will know

you're a little animal ♪

♪ Just a round thing ♪

♪ As spiky as can be ♪

♪ A cactus or a conker

from the top of the tree ♪

♪ When it comes to

round and spiky things ♪

♪ There's quite a selection ♪

♪ So run, little hedgehog ♪

♪ Run, run, run ♪

♪ Or you'll end up in Groove's

round and spiky collection ♪

♪ Run ♪

♪ I'm running, I'm running ♪

- [Echo] Hubba

Hubba, Hubba Hubba.

(energy buzzing)

- Hobble-doop, Hoobs.

- Hubba Hubba, you

look so hoobly-groobly.

- Hooby-groovy, Hubba Hubba.

We can be spiky together.

- Yes, Groove, do know it

took Auntie Hatty a whole jar

of Hooby Goop to make

my ears this spiky?

Now, are you ready to

give me your Hoob News

for my great Hoobopaedia?

- We're ready.

- Then take it away.

- Hooble-doo-broop to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the new

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question--

- What can Groove use

to start off his round

and spiky collection?

- [Iver] First, we went

to see a Tiddlypeep

who showed us her hairbrush.

- [Groove] The hairbrush

was spiky enough,

but it had flat ends.

- [Iver] Then Roma

found some people

with very strange spiky hair.

- But Groove couldn't

add a spiky twizzletuft

to his collection unless

he cut his twizzletuft off.

- [Iver] Hubba Hubba found

a picture on Hoob Net

of a Japanese puffer fish.

- But that didn't work

because it lived in the sea,

and it wouldn't be very happy

living in the Hoobmobile.

- [Tula] Then, we

saw a lovely story

all about Theo the thistle,

who liked to sleep.

- But a thistle is a wildflower,

and so that wouldn't be happy

in the Hoobmobile either.

- [Iver] So then Groove went

to see the Tiddlypeeps again

and they told us all about

round, spiky conker shells.

- Which turned out

to be Hooby-groovy

because they can either go in

my round and spiky collection

or in my round and

shiny collection.

- That's a corker of a conker

you've got there, Groove.

- [Groove] Yeah.

- So it's thanks once again

to Iver, Tula, Groove and Roma

for giving Hoobs everywhere

a little peep into

the world of Peeps.

And remember, wherever

you are, have a nice day

and Hooble-toodle-doo.

- [All] Hooble-toodle-doo.

- So who's gonna

play conkers with me?

- Oh, me, I'll have a go

'cause I've got a conker.

I've got a good conker.

- You think you've

got a good conker.

Missed.

(laughing)

- My turn, my turn.

- I want another go.

- No, it's my turn.

- No, I wasn't ready

that time.

- [Tula] You missed that time.

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ohh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob-Hoob-Hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Oh, here we come.

- Hey.

- Oh.

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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