02x29 - Circus Jerkus / Anty Maim

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Crowd applauds)


(Honks, unicycle squeaks)


(Satellite beeps)


Oh man,


I can't believe we're stuck in the nosebleeds!


Trevor and I slept in the rain all night


To get tickets to the circus!


(Quivering)


Vana yeah, but it was a week after


The show was already sold out!


And you slept outside a bakery!


It smelled like cinnamon buns.


Man, I wish I was a super,


They always get the best seats.


(Honking)


(Loud crush, supers laugh)


And they are so colourful!


They even got footlong hotdogs!


Not these wimpy regular sized ones.


(Gasp)


I'm sorry. It's not your fault.


Let's never fight again.


(Happy chewing sounds)


Ringmaster ladies and gentlemen!


It's starting! Yay yay yay yay yay!


Ringmaster welcome, to the greatest circus in the universe!


Agh! (Crowd laughs)


(Clears his throat)


I am the ringmaster,


Your guide on this larger than life adventure!


Please welcome to the stage, silly gorilla!


(Wild cheering)


(Wheel squeaks)


(Laser blast)


(Flames roar)


Can you guys believe this?


I know! Putting the mustard inside the hotdog


Is so much neater!


(Squirts)


No, it's not.


This is way better than the circus


We had back at the orphanage!


(High pitch, hi-ya!)


(Happy squeals and giggles)


Awwwwww!


Aahhhh!


(Applause)


(Cheering)


Yay! (Laughing)


Wait! I think I've seen that gorilla before...


But where?


(Chuckle) um, dude...


Maybe at the circus?!


Ringmaster and now, welcome the great trapezius!


Crowd (cheering)


Crowd ooooh!


Ahhhhhh!


Crowd (wild cheering)


Man, that acrobat seems familiar too!


Where do I know him from?


I don't know, you're both weirdos.


Maybe you saw him at a club meeting?


Oh, ha ha, very funny, miss...


Good at everything... Pretty girl...


With shiny hair... And beautiful eyes...


(Swoony sigh)


Aw!


Ringmaster and now, frizzo the clown!


(Wild cheering)


(Fizzles)


Him too!


Don't you feel like you've seen that clown before, kitty?


I'm probably not the person to ask, eric.


I have a thing about clowns.


(Humming, splashing)


(Blood curdling scream)


(Whimpers, quivers)


(Fizzles)


Crowd (wild cheering)


Thank you! Thank you!


And just before we finish,


Supers, please be my very special guests backstage



For a free super snack buffet!


(Evil laughter)


All right! About time! Whoo-hoo!


Everyone else, show's over. Go home!


Those supers are so lucky.


Well, come on guys, let's go home.


(Crickets chirp)


Trevor snacks, snacks, snacks, snacks...


Eric trevor! Trevor where are you?


Trevor hahaha! Vroom vroom!


Trevor, we're sidekicks,


Not supers!


We're not supposed to be back here.


Ooh, a button!


(Boing, loud thud)


Come on. Let's go.


You're not the boss of me!


Wait, are you a kangaroo carrying opera-glasses


And a walking stick?


Um, no.


All right then, you are not the boss of me.


And I am on the hunt for treats!


Heeeere corndog, corndog, corndog!


Trevor wait! Don't put that in your mouth!


(Fizzles)


Hey! It's frizzo the clown!


Nice dressing room.


Ow. (Zap) ow. (Zap) ow.


What a showman! He's so electric!


Wait a sec...


It feels like I just said something really obvious.


I think something's going on here.


Right guys?


Once again I'm talking to nobody.


Trevor! Vana! Kitty!


Where are you?


(Loud eating sounds, belching)


Ringmaster thank you, rainbros, for joining me backstage!


Unfortunately you have unwittingly fallen


Right into my-


You hear somethin'?


(Mouth full) I fink so.


Hey, who's talkin'?


Ringmaster oh, for pete's sake-


It is i, the ringmaster!


And you are now in my evil clutches!


Look at his tiny outfit!


I'm gonna take him home in my utility belt!


(Laughing)


Stop it! I'll have you know


That I hold masters degrees in both super villainy


And mad science! And now-


Boom. Hypno-sock.


(Energy hums)


Now you're all hypnotized.


(Gasp) it can't be!


The ringmaster is even smaller up close!


(Muffles screams)


Starting to think something weird might be going on here.


Ringmaster static clint!


Take these boneheads to their new jobs.


Okay, frizzo shocks himself just like static clint!


And the ringmaster called him static clint!


Man, I gotta remember to ask static clink


What all that could mean!


(Muffled) eric!


(Gulps)


Eric! The ringmaster is kidnapping supers


To use as performers!


Frizzo is really static clint!


The gorilla is unicyclops.


And trapezius is arachnothumb!


Kitty, kinda doing some deducing here, thanks.


(Sighs) anyway, there's definitely something big going on.


But what?


(Gasp) get him!


Uh oh.


(Fizzles)


Good morning, sunshine. Sleep well?


You know? I did! I needed it too!


Been burnin' the candle at both ends...


Wait a minute, why am I talking to a hat?


Ringmaster! What did you do with my friends?


Ewww! (Toilet flushes)


You rotten, evil, tiny man!


Did you just call me... Tiny?


(Sobbing)


Trevor dude! Way to hurt his feelings!


Trevor! What are you doing?!


Eatin' junk.


But you're hypnotized!


Naw. That brain stuff doesn't work on me for some reason.


(Loud thud) oof!


We have to grab the girls and get outta here!


But first-


(Camera flashes)


That's going on my website!


(Electricity hums)


(Evil laughter)


(Loud expl*si*n)



All right, ringmaster!


Your little scheme is over!


Whoa! Ahhh!


(Angry) that's it!


The short jokes end now!


Ooooohhh...


(Energy hums)


It's time for me to pick on you!


(Cackles)


(Giggling)


Really? Nobody blocked the door.


(Exhausted sigh) att*ck!


Eric I'm not sure about this hiding spot, trevor.


Trevor dude! What are you talking about?


Trevor it's perfect!


(Kaboom!) Ahhhhh!


Oof!


Ta-da!


After them!


Play stairway!


(Electric guitar plays)


Ahhhhhh! (Splash)


(Coughs)


(Fizzles)


Quick! Hide under the water!


I have you now!


We're toast.


Trevor eric! Hop in!


(Fart)


Aw man! What did you eat!


I command you to stop!


(Energy hums)


Ha ha! Nobody defeats the ringmaster!


Ooh look, a button!


(Honk, boing)


Whaaa!


Someone should really label that button.


Ah... Where are we?


Trevor! You did it!


Ringmaster you'll pay for ruining my circus!


(Effort grunts)


He'll sleep well tonight!


(Effort grunts)


So, are you guys excited to get back


To fighting crime or what?


Static clint actually, other than the hypnosis thing,


We all kind of dug show business.


They do have a sweet health plan.


What?!


Yeah, we want to stay at the circus.


All we need now is someone to run it.


Well, I am looking for work.


On one condition...


No hypnotizing this time, all right?


Haha, we'll see. We'll see.


(Laughing)


Boom! Hypno-sock!


♪♪♪


(Fizzling)


It's my most insane, weirdo


Supervillain invention yet!


(Maniacal laugh)


(Sighs)


(Sighs)


(Bigger sighs)


(Whistling, humming)


I thought you fellas could use a little perkin' up!


Huh?


All right! Yes!


Ta... Da!


(Gasps) what is it?!


Why, it's an ant farm of course!


Okay, you guys enjoy!


I'll just be in my secret lair...


I mean secret hideout...


I mean secret... Kitchen.


(Evil laugh)


Xox (evil laugh)


Be careful with that thing, boys!


You might just be bored... To death!


(Dramatic music and oink)


(Evil laugh)


(Coughs)


Any idea what an ant farm does?!


Nope! Me either!


Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


(Clock ticks)


(Ding) time's up!


(Blows) wicked!


Trevor, are you sure you can eat this thing?


Eric, have you even read my book?


"When in doubt, eat it."


A novel by trevor p. Troublemeyer esquire, m.d.


(Eating sounds)


(Gulps, giggles)


(Effort grunts)


Cheese soda on two on two! Hiiiike!


I got it! I got it! I-


Oof! Aw!


Hey eric? It feels like something's in my eye.



Can you check for me?


Uh, looks great from here.


Kitty hi eric...


Why does trevor have an ant farm sticking out of his eye?


Vana an ant farm?


Oh, that is a new low.


That's better.


Okay, so we've established it's lame... I think.


But what's it do?


You're lookin' at it, cowboy.


Yeah, eric.


The ants burrow around and you watch them.


Eric and trevor what?!?


Later, goobers. Come on, kitty.


You know, eric, ants are nature's hardest workers.


Maybe you guys could learn something from them.


Wanna find something at the mansion to blow it up?


Oh ya.


Eric there must be something here


That will blow up that boring ant farm.


You know what?


I bet if those ants were, say, gigantic,


They'd be way, way more exciting.


What?


(Evils cackle)


Trevor no!


Aghhh!


(Fighting grunts)


Come on! The enlargenator ray was invented


For this exact reason!


Actually, it was made so maxum man


Could win a beard growing contest.


(Whistling)


(Angry chattering)


I'm just saying maybe this time, we should stop,


Take a breath and at least try to enjoy this ant farm


For what it's actually meant for.


(Deep contented sigh)


(Clock ticks)


Eric hurry up and blast those boring ants!


Trevor I'm trying! I'm trying!


Eric you're not trying hard enough!


Eat laser!


Whoa!


(Pained groan)


I think we made the right decision.


(Energy hums)


(Panicked screaming)


Still think we made the right decision.


Vana so, you geniuses happen to know anything


About these giant ants? Huh?


Us? No!


Why would you think that?


What's an ant?


Whoa! Oof!


(Sniffs)


Okay! It was me! It was meeeee!


(Gasp) eric! I'm so disappointed.


Hold on now,


Ant taking over the city - maybe it's not so bad.


(Chatter)


Trevor triple cheese and bacon swellburger combo,


My good man... Ant.


(Giggles)


(Laughing)


What's so funny?


(Chatters)


(Buzzer buzzes)


Kitty well, what do you have then?


(Slurps)


You guys not hungry?


You haven't touched your sugar waters!


Eric, I like to eat... A lot.


So, if you don't think of a way to get some real food,


Like now, I'm just gonna freak out!


I respect that.


(Giggling)


Hey, eric!


I know lunch is, like, really important.


But should we maybe be trying to save the city?


On such a perfect day for outdoor dining?


Really kitty!


Vana and you guys don't think having a picnic


In the middle of a giant ant infestation


Is a little bit... Nuts?


Come on, you guys!


Stop worrying and let's dig in.


(Chattering)


(Screaming) awww! Really?!


Okay... Maybe we need to do something about these ants.


(Farts)


(Effort grunting)


What is that monstrosity?


Only the greatest anti-ant-i-ant..anti...


Anti anti anti anti- anti anti anti anti-


(Jolt) anti ant technology known to man.


We call it the ultra solar refract-o heat ray!


It looks like a big magnifying glass.


Eric it's a big magnifying glass.


(Seagull squawks)



Prepare for the ant-pocalypse!


(Evil cackle)


(Whirring)


(Sunrays hum)


Did it work?


I don't know! I can't see!


Um, it kind of worked.


(Sighs) (chatters)


Eric I give you uncle trevorino's ant trap trattoria.


The ants eat poison,


Take it back to the other ants and -


(Cutting neck sound)


(Bad italian) eh! Wassa matta fo you!


Come trya the besta anta food in all uvah splittsboro!


Mangiare! Mangiare! (Eat, eat!)


Cibo come buona (food as good...)


Come vostra madre fa! (As mom used to make)


Dude... If you don't know how to fake speak italian...


Just don't.


But! I was...!


(Angry grunt)


Uh, I don't think it's working.


Wait for it. (Evil laugh)


(Grumbling)


(Huge fart)


(Flames roar)


That'sa not gonna be good fora da business!


(Huge farts)


Eric and trevor it burns! It stinks!


It burns! It stinks!


Gahhhhh!


(Flames roar)


Eric okay, this isn't working.


Whoa! Is that the queen?


Pff. Nice crown. Tacky.


Of course! The queen is the key!


The colony won't go anywhere without her!


Okay, kitty, you and vana grab the queen.


Trevor, you lure the ants to the mansion.


I'll take care of the rest.


Is this gonna be one of those plans


Where we do all the work and you go have a nap?


Finally you're getting it...


I'm lazy! Trevor, you okay with your job?


Trevor!


Trevor oh, I think I can handle it.


(Effort grunts)


We got her! We got the ant queen!


Now it's all up to trevor!


Both (groan)


(Snarling) ahhhh!


(Gasp)


Ahhhh!


(Whimpering)


(Kissing)


(Chatters)


Vana why is she running away from her colony?


I think I learned something about this


At the ant symposium last year.


Have you guys never read my symposium blog?


Both um...


Do you people even know me?!


Trevor (girly scream)


I was wrong! I can't handle this!


I can't handle this at all!


Follow me!


Trevor (girly scream)


(Gasp) eric!


You enlargenated the ant farm?


Trevor! Lead the ants in and we'll seal it shut!


Right!


Wait, what?!


Agggghhhh!


(Laser hums)


(Cheering)


Ha! Ha! It worked!


Kitty you were amazing!


Wasn't he amazing, vana?


Uh...yeah...


I was impressed you didn't pee your pants this time?


What?


You noticed!


Um, guys?


One thing still bothers me though.


Why was that queen so happy to leave her colony?


Trevor guys?!


I don't like how these ants are lookin' at me!


Wait! I remember now!


Some species of ants eat their queen


As soon as they're put in a new environment!


No wonder she was so happy to escape!


Ha ha. Ants are silly!


Kitty, vana they sure are!


(Laughing)


Hey, guys, aren't you forgetting something?!


Come on ant-dudes.


Let's talk about this.


Hey, how'd you get barbecue sauce in here?


Haha, that tickles...


Wait. No it doesn't!


(Screams)

["(Screams)"]