03x50 - Oppoxox / Vapo House

[bunniefuu]

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just like superheroes

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finally i have saved enough for my

retirement now just to deposit it into

the bank

ah

oops what do we have here a senior

citizen that requires the aid of a

friendly young man well thank you

incredibly innocent looking young boy

it's so nice to see children with

manners

this is a robbery i'm

unusual suspect splitsboro's newest

super villain and i'll take that sweet

cash what do we have here

this bank and all the banks in town

belong to zox understand

i can't hear you

i said i understand you don't have to

yell

did you see that zoc saved the bank from

a super villain he's a hero

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they're cheering

for me

i i'm i'm feeling something i haven't

felt in

so long

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wasn't trying to save

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there's only one person who can help me

with these confusing feelings

but since i sent that person to a black

hole hmm might as well see eric needles

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trevor the last drop it was the perfect

mix of spit backwash and what i ate for

lunch

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it's a category one sox alert kiss your

motherboards goodbye

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he made it past the front door defenses

do not worry eric i am sure the

secondary defenses will stop him

uh okay well there is always the main

hall it is impassable

this is it trevor the end no more

secrets um

i was the one who put live heels in your

underwear that time oh i knew it i knew

it was you

thanks for that by the way

maxum brain

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you kids do make a mess

i don't get this you're not evil anymore

but you're the worst most despicable

villain on the planet oh

don't you think i know that but i've

realized that i want to do good and it's

not going well

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oh

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wow

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[Laughter]

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i still haven't quite got the hang of it

that's why i need your help

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eric you're the most sniveling goody

goody in town who better to help me be

good

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fine but first you have to pass one test

to prove your unzoxiness

okay time for some good training not

that the training itself is good it

simply prepares one for being good

now make sure you only blast targets a

good guy would blast

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ah

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hmm

stop the test stop the test what

happened out there zox ah the grandma

was about to perform evil experiments

with that evil cat

the super stood by without helping the

campfire girl was selling radioactive

cookies and why blast a gorilla that's

obviously brushing his teeth

dental hygiene is so important

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bravo perfect score now it's time to

mask up for your final test

the real world

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i love that new name it's way less evil

come on let's do some good

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that was some seriously good do-gooding

i feel sick

it actually feels nice instead of

rage-fueled hatred i have love-fueled

happiness to spread i hope you have a

lot because the villains of splitsboro

seem to be on a crime spree check it out

it's never been this bad maybe one

doomsday expl*si*n per day but now it's

like 10 an hour

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hmm

wait i think i know why these villains

are going crime crazy as the town's most

evil villain i kept the others in line

and the best crime for myself yeah and

now that you're good all these creeps

are running free

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so yeah anyone else think we need to

turn zoc's evil again

no

and that's how i'll solve the energy

crisis and the world economy at the same

time

this is a crime intervention zox that's

opposed eric remember well not anymore

it isn't the city needs you to be bad

again

zox since you've been good you've

dismantled 18 doomsday devices you

actually gave evil laser f*ring mutant

piranhas a good home

but worst of all you haven't tried to

annihilate me or the mansion even once

and that hurts but i'm not the one

you've hurt the most

dad of socks who i've never seen before

but look suspiciously like trevor's

grandfather oh you were such an evil

baby

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you can't be

good being evil is your birthright i'm

sorry dad i don't want that life i want

to be good

you promised me pudding

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good day brute mrs mean man

brute lonely also me hungry

i told you i'm good now

central city bank of splitsboro it's

being robbed as we speak let me handle

this it is the birthplace of oppose

after all

i forgot i can't fly

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oh thank you thank you i love you

apple's ox loves you

that's it we've lost him for good

good we made the world so much worse by

making it somewhat better who knew i

would miss the most evil super villain

around

he was so beautifully evil

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oh looks like this is leftover from the

crooks hall

i'll just put it back in the vault

oh

that's funny

can't seem to

let go

i'll give it back right

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now

oh or

will i

that's it socks take that penny take all

the pennies rob this bag blind

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yeah we did it we turned the most evil

person to ever live evil again

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why was i in a bunk bed

trevor wake

up that's not my banana

what where am i i'll answer that welcome

to vapo house sidekick edition

six sidekicks go in only one survives

who stays and who goes you'll have to

watch to find out

i am wondering who is going to be on

tonight's show

if only it would be that eric but now i

will be entertained all right let's meet

our contestants say hello to kitty vanna

mandy

trevor

and eric hey

nobody panic but we're on a reality show

they kidnap people put them in a house

then viewers vote them off one at a time

it's ruthless it's backstabby it's nasty

it's probably the best show ever and our

final contestant is

random other guy

i'm

i'm not random i'm mole boy

i did your classes

nothing

nothing at all

uncomfortable

the rules of the show are simple you can

either escape through the front door or

wait to see if the viewers vote you off

and if you're the last one standing

you'll win

a brand new car a supply of chocolate

bacon popcorn logs and a key that opens

any lock in the city

hmm

what happens if we're voted off you're

vaporized

good luck

yep they always zap someone right away

as an example which is awesome i mean um

poor random other guy

so

i'm thinking escape wait you don't want

to do that

because the door is electrified

which i guess i could have said first

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okay

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evil delivery

am i late

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no way this is my tv was invented

now this is being interesting

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a classic twist they put socks in the

house to shake things up put us on edge

turn everyone against each other

we'll be fine though

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and zox are both evil you're working

together aren't you oh you'd like that

would you hey

i'm a contestant just like everyone else

or it could be a fix the point is i'm

going to

win because once i sow the seeds of

doubt these friends will tear each other

apart for me there's nothing more

backstabby than friends which is why i

have none

how

so winning would be pretty sweet huh

girlfriend up high

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well i figured you could use a friend

you know what with mandy and kitty

working together to vote everyone off

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me and mandy she's a smelly hench girl i

would never trust her i guess but you

trust me right should we work together

uh-oh

hey listen i heard socks trying to

convince vanna that you and kitty were

working together then vanna tried to

convince kitty to work with her i need

your help to convince everyone to work

together to get out of here can i count

on you

uh

nobody plots against the head scroll

y'all

what

okay that's enough it's zox he's causing

all this backbiting and arguing all i

want is for all of us to work together

so you're the one manipulating us wait

what no i didn't you tell mandy that van

and i were working together no well yes

but

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hello

sleeping here unless you're talking

about forming an alliance then i want in

and what's an alliance

guys teamwork is the only alliance

that'll get us out of here

a lion you're gonna ride a lion out of

here

girl juan hates girl two who hates girl

three who hates girl one and they all

hate eric

it's a good day

and now it's time for the immunity

challenge where the winner is immune

from being voted off label

sweet plasma dodgeball we play all the

time remember let's work as a team

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not team spirit remember

hey look what i found

lions deserve respect

hey

i have one i have one

immunity sucks

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all right folks at home it's time to

dial in your vote who's gonna be

vaporized it's up to you

i know who i am voting off

wow i cannot vote fast enough

and we're back the votes are in and the

next contestant to be vaporized is

please be here please be eric please be

eric trevor

yes i'm the winner

no

my son

need day which is what i'm having

because i'm uh

winning

he's

he's really good

he was such a

half evil friend well i'm not gonna let

that happen to anyone else

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not on my watch i know these shows they

want to pick us off one at a time they

want drama well i say we give them some

action instead who's with me

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one second

who's with me

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we're ready on this end you guys keeping

socks busy yes but you might want to

hurry

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i just hope this laser can burn through

the super g's force field then we unlock

the door and we're out of here i'll

boost you up

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how about we try

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no

this is exactly what viewers like on

these shows epic failure not just

viewers me too you know i really do like

that that sucks it's so cheeky great

stuff

and there are even more exciting twists

and turns on the way so get ready to

vote that's it

seriously

these shows need excitement to keep

people watching well it's time for some

unexcitement

here you go girls plain pancakes

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yes sir

my socks got a few to join us plain

pancake maybe some dry toast true

so

sweet

and boring

make it stop nice who is wanting to

watch nice

boring

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my ratings

what happened you k*lled the show nobody

likes nice on tv

i'm ruined thanks a lot kid

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so thirsty

i can't believe the only thing the laser

did was super dehydrate you so thirsty

yeah and i can't believe zok's got his

own sitcom why didn't i get one

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detention for you

this is so lame

turn it up

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