05x126 - The Strongest versus The Strongest

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Somebody: Starting up the mobile block.

Reborn: Ciao-su.

Reborn: Gokudera and the others were headed for the enemy base,

Reborn: but Shoichi Irie started up the mobile block,

Reborn: so everyone was separated.

Gokudera: I'll b*at the crap out of you!

Gamma: Sorry, but that won't be happening!

Gokudera: Damn it!

Gamma: Final sh*t!

Gokudera: Burn in hell!

Reborn: Gokudera completed SISTEMA C.A.I. as he fought Lightning Gamma to a draw.

Yamamoto: School of Rainy Blue Swallow.

Yamamoto: Stance :

Yamamoto: Scontro di Rondine!

Yamamoto: Wh-What...

Reborn: Yamamoto put up a fight against the greatest swordsman, the Phantom Knight,

Reborn: but he was defeated after being unable to use his power.

Reborn: However...

SoldierB: That's Mukuro Rokudo.

Chrome: Negative.

Chrome: My name is Chrome.

SoldierC: What? A woman?!

SoldierB: It's the Vongola! Open fire!

Kusakabe: There's more than one of us.

Lambo: Boo! Nosebleed boom!

I-Pin: Thought I was gonna suffocate in there.

Reborn: And Tsuna now seeks to perfect the X BURNER, with Spanner's help.

Reborn: Do you know anything about a white and round device?

Reborn: This thing.

Reborn: It should be somewhere in this base.

Tsuna: D-Do you recognize it?!

Spanner: It's in Shoichi's lab.

Tsuna: Sh-Shoichi Irie?

Reborn: What's he researching there?

Spanner: It sounded pretty impossible,

Spanner: but it's something about moving through space-time...

Spanner: What'd you call...

Spanner: Time travel.

Reborn: Time...

Tsuna: ...travel?!

Tsuna: Reborn!

Reborn: The dots are finally starting to connect.

Tsuna: So this infiltration plan wasn't a mistake...

Tsuna: Now we know why we have to defeat Irie.

Reborn: We'll capture Shoichi Irie and force him to tell us how to return to the past.

Phantom: Farewell!

Hibari: Ah, you there.

Hibari: Perfect timing.

Hibari: Is that white and round device up ahead?

Dialogue: On Screen,EpTitle: Target

Dialogue: On Screen,EpTitle: The Best vs. The Best

Hibari: I'll ask you one more time.

Hibari: Is the white device up ahead?

Phantom: The Vongola Cloud Guardian...

Phantom: Kyoya Hibari, huh?

Phantom: There is no need for me to answer your question.

Phantom: For you will meet your end here.

Hibari: It appears that you are a Mist Illusionist.

Hibari: Though I bear no personal grudge against you,

Hibari: I despise illusionists.

Hibari: Makes me want to force you to grovel at my feet.

Phantom: Kyoya Hibari...

Phantom: I've heard that you're the strongest of the Vongola Guardians.

Phantom: Allow me to confirm the truth of that rumor.

Hibari: Something's coming!

Phantom: I'm impressed that you could evade an invisible att*ck.

Phantom: Was it a fluke?

Phantom: He can see it.

Hibari: I happen to be familiar with illusions.

Hibari: Since I hate them so much.

Hibari: Let's go.

Phantom: I see. You're skilled.

Phantom: You could prove to be a worthy rival.

Hibari: We'll have to see about that.

Hibari: It isn't easy to become a worthy rival.

Hibari: We'll see if you're deserving after I've undone that overblown Mist Illusion.

Hibari: Your illusions are based on visualizations in your mind.

Hibari: What if I were to make it so that you cannot focus on those visualizations?

Reborn: These guys can have Deathperation flames materialize on their foreheads too?

Iris: Are you ready, little Vongola boy?

Spanner: Don't, Vongola.

Spanner: You can't b*at the Deathstalk Squad in your current state.

Reborn: Really?

Reborn: Tsuna was able to fight your King Moska to a draw.

Spanner: That's exactly why.

Spanner: I borrowed the Deathstalk Squad's combat data to run a battle simulation with King Moska once.

Spanner: It was a total loss.

Iris: How shrewd of you to warn him of his impending death, Spanner.

Iris: Well, it doesn't matter. You'll be punished for being a traitor, regardless.

Iris: Go, my servants!

Iris: Now, burn up!

Tsuna: Wh-What?

Reborn: This is...

Iris: A power boost.

Hibari: Looks like it's starting to fall apart.

Hibari: This is your Box w*apon.

Hibari: Sea slugs?

Phantom: That would be Spettrale Nudibranc.

Phantom: You are the first to see its true form.

Phantom: And you'll be the last human who ever does.

Staff: Irie-sama.

Irie: What is it?

Staff: We've prepared a second team to infiltrate the training room.

Irie: I see.

Irie: Capture Chrome Dokuro when you find her.

Irie: Be mindful of her illusions.

People: Sir!

StaffB: We've prepared live cameras this time, so we can monitor the action.

Irie: Excellent, send them in.

SoldierA: Spread out and locate the target!

Soldiers: Yes, sir!

SoldierB: Amazing...

SoldierB: The sturdy training room is...

SoldierA: It just goes to show how intense the battle was.

SoldierC: What?!

SoldierB: Somebody's over there!

SoldierC: Th-There it is!

Irie: Hayato Gokudera is unscathed?!

StaffA: Unbelievable.

StaffA: His battle with Gamma should have taken that Vongola Storm Guardian out of action.

StaffA: Perhaps this is due to the Sun Guardian's accelerated healing factor.

Irie: That's...

SoldierD: The Sun Guardian!

SoldierD: Ryohei Sasagawa has appeared!

SoldierD: Eat lead!

SoldierD: Fire! Fire!

StaffB: Ryohei Sasagawa is back in action as well.

StaffA: So Hayato Gokudera was also revived by Ryohei Sasagawa's Deathperation Flame of Sun, Activation.

Irie: No, hold on.

StaffA: Yes?

Irie: If that were true, why aren't they attacking?

SoldierA: We have confirmed the presence of Hayato Gokudera and Ryohei Sasagawa!

SoldierA: Be on your guard!

SoldierF: Ah!

SoldierF: That's...

SoldierA: Takeshi Yamamoto!

Irie: Takeshi Yamamoto?!

StaffA: Takeshi Yamamoto was just defeated by the Phantom Knight at the Box w*apon test site.

StaffB: Even if he managed to recover, he wouldn't be able to get here in such a short time.

Irie: Naturally. I should've expected as much.

Irie: Keep your cool.

Irie: Those are all illusions!

StaffA: Illusions...

Irie: Yes.

Irie: It was a mistake to go so far as to bring out Takeshi Yamamoto.

Irie: Gokudera and Sasagawa are also illusions.

Irie: This is the work of the Vongola Mist Guardian, Chrome Dokuro.

SoldierA: That's... an illusion?

SoldierA: So it was just an illusion...

Haru: Honestly, where did Lambo-chan and I-Pin-chan go?

Kyoko: Maybe we should talk to Reborn-kun and the others.

Haru: Good idea.

Haru: If they ran off without permission again...

Kyoko: That would be terrible!

Kyoko: Hmm? This smell is...

Haru: It looks like somebody's cooking.

Haru: This smell is...

Both: Ah!

Both: I-Pin-chan's fried rice!

Both: I-Pin-chan!

Kyoko: Huh?

Haru: What's with all the smoke?!

Futa: Ah, sorry about that.

Haru: Huh?

Kyoko: Futa-kun!

Futa: I happened to be hungry...

Futa: I was going to make enough fried rice for everybody.

Futa: But I couldn't make it the way I-Pin does.

Kyoko: We're sorry about leaving the kitchen.

Haru: We were looking for Lambo-chan and I-Pin-chan.

Futa: Lambo and I-Pin?

Kyoko: They've disappeared.

Kyoko: Do you have any idea where they might be?

Haru: Let's go talk to Reborn-chan and everybody else!

Futa: Ah, hold on!

Both: Huh?

Futa: I have an idea of where they might be.

Futa: I'll go look for them.

Futa: I'm sure they're just playing hide-and-seek.

Kyoko: Hide-and-seek?

Haru: We'll look for them with you!

Futa: Sure. But they're both experts at hiding.

Futa: They might not come out if we all go.

Futa: Anyway, you have nothing to worry about. Could you wait here?

Kyoko: Okay.

Haru: We're counting on you.

Futa: Great, then I'm off.

Futa: Good luck, Lambo, I-Pin...

SoldierC: It's here!

Irie: Ignore it.

Irie: It's just an illusion.

Irie: It won't att*ck.

Irie: More importantly, the illusionist should be nearby.

Irie: Find her.

SoldierB: B-But...

Irie: The real thing?

Irie: Impossible!

SoldierD: F-Fire!

SoldierD: This is no illusion!

SoldierD: It's the real thing!

Irie: Ryohei Sasagawa as well?

SoldierA: Damn it!

SoldierA: What's going on?!

SoldierF: Ah, it's here!

SoldierA: O-Open fire!

SoldierA: What?!

Irie: I-Impossible...

StaffA: We've lost contact.

StaffB: The advance team appears to have been wiped out.

Irie: That can't be...

Irie: Those were supposed to be illusions!

StaffA: But the fact remains that the advance team was att*cked.

Irie: I know...

Irie: But it must have been some kind of trick.

Kusakabe: Those two are impressive.

Kusakabe: Still...

Kusakabe: Even if we matched our att*cks with the illusions, our power isn't even a tenth of theirs.

Kusakabe: Yet they reacted as if they'd been hit by the real Guardians...

Chrome: Mukuro-sama once said:

Chrome: Lies hide within the truth.

Chrome: Truth hides within the lies.

Chrome: That is mist.

Kusakabe: It was difficult to time our att*cks with the illusions.

Kusakabe: Nevertheless, this is the power of the Mist Guardian.

Lambo: I knocked them all out!

I-Pin: Lambo, you are wrong!

Ipin: It was because everybody worked together!

Lambo: What?! I worked the hardest!

Ipin: We worked together!

Kusakabe: In any case, we need to save Sasagawa and the others before more enemies show up.

Kusakabe: Chrome-san!

Ipin: Are you okay?

Lambo: Uh-oh. Did she fall sleep?

Kusakabe: She used up too much stamina in creating those illusions...

Hibari: The sea slugs which formed the illusions are expl*sive homing weapons.

Phantom: I've figured it out.

Phantom: You're using the ring's flame as radar.

Phantom: By thinly spreading the flame from the Ring of Cloud over a wide area,

Phantom: you used the vibrations inside it to detect the invisible Spettrale Nudibranc.

Hibari: I only have two C-rank rings and one D-rank ring left.

Hibari: I'll give it a sh*t.

Phantom: Now that I know the trick behind it, I have nothing to fear.

Phantom: I simply need to deal with it.

Hibari: No, that won't be necessary.

Hibari: I'll bite you to death in a world you've never seen.

Haru: Okay!

Haru: It's another episode of everyone's favorite "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"

Haru: Today, we will be showing you Tsuna-san's previous accomplishments!

Reborn: Um, has Tsuna ever actually accomplished anything?

Haru: What are you talking about?

Haru: Tsuna-san is always doing great things!

Haru: So, take it away!

Reborn: What is this?

Haru: I anticipated something like this, so I asked Giannini-san to make a giant monitor!

Haru: Now watch Tsuna-san's huge exploits on the big screen!

Haru: Take it away!

Haru: Tsuna-san's future dream must be to marry me, right?

Tsuna: Why are you answering for me?

Haru: Then what did you dream about as a child?

Tsuna: T-To become a giant robot...

Reborn: I'll make that dream come true.

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: Wait, this is Moska!

Haru: This has been "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"

Haru: See you next week!

Haru: Okay, that was our glorious first episode!

Haru: Featuring footage of when Tsuna-san's dream to be a giant robot came true!

Tsuna: That's considered an accomplishment?

Haru: That's right!

Haru: Tsuna-san was crying tears of joy because his dream came true!

Haru: I'm sure those passionate tears touched all of our viewers!

Haru: That's how I felt!

Haru: It was an amazing accomplishment!

Reborn: This girl's as confused as ever.

Haru: Okay, moving on!

Bianchi: It's done.

Bianchi: Now eat up.

Haru: Please eat!

Tsuna: Wait!

Tsuna: This is poison cooking!

Tsuna: It's poisoned!

Bianchi: Women themselves are like poison to men.

Haru: Eek!

Haru: What a mature opinion!

Tsuna: I have no idea what that means!

Bianchi: Just eat it!

Haru: Amazing!

Haru: Tsuna-san fainted because he was so moved by how good it was!

Haru: That was Tsuna-san being touched by the cooking of a mature woman!

Reborn: I don't think you get it.

Haru: Huh? But he looked moved to me.

Reborn: She's a lost cause.

Reborn: I'll do the next one.

Tsuna: Whoa! Stop it!

Haru: Huh? What is this?

Reborn: This footage is from when we had that bowling tournament.

Reborn: This was Tsuna during the kite-flying contest.

Reborn: He flew the highest.

Reborn: Big accomplishment.

Haru: I-I didn't know anything about these!

Tsuna: Hold it right there!

Haru: Tsuna-san.

Tsuna: Reborn!

Tsuna: Don't show fake footage!

Tsuna: Half of that stuff was made-up!

Tsuna: I was never crushed by a giant ball,

Tsuna: and I've never been a kite!

Haru: That's right!

Haru: You shouldn't lie.

Reborn: Hey, don't worry.

Reborn: It'll become truth soon.

Both: What?

Tsuna: What're you gonna do?!

Haru: Huh?!

Haru: Ah! Tsuna-san! Please wait!

Haru: Everybody, I have to chase after Tsuna-san,

Haru: so that's all for "Haru's Haru-Haru Dangerous Interviews!"

Haru: I'll see you all another time!

Reborn: Ciao, ciao.

Tsuna: Why does this always happen to me?

Haru: Tsuna-san!

Dialogue: On Screen,EpTitle: Target

Dialogue: On Screen,EpTitle: Mystic Flower

Iris: Next time:

Iris: Mystic Flower.

Dialogue: On Screen: ,See you next time!!