01x09 - Subterranean Sonic

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[clock ticking]

[alarm ringing]

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[Robotnik] He's out there still!

Mocking me with his scurrilous speed!

Standing between me and my dream of total domination of Mobius!

[Scratch] Are you talking about Sonic?

Turn off that light!

Can't you see I'm brooding!

Oh, yeah, sorry.

That's better.

Ahem.

As I was saying I hate that hedgehog.

And I want him captured now!

But how are we ever gonna find him?

My deluxe highly calibrated Hedgehog-O-meter has picked up

his trail in the marble zone.

You leave at first light!

-But it's still-- -[Grounder] Dark out!

So, I'm a little impatient.

[Screaming]

[Clucking]

[Coughing]

Sonic's gotta be around here somewhere!

[Coughing]

We'll never find him, I can't see a thing!

Huh?

-What's that? -What's that?

[Whooshing]

That better?

Yeah, thanks.

I can see perfect now.

-Hey! -Hey!

Eat my dust, Gus.

Do you think we lost 'em, Sonic?

Afraid not, they're still coming.

[Gasps]

I bet you've got something really special planned, huh?

For what?

To get down the cliff!

Whoa!

Brakes!

[Grunting]

[Scratch cackles]

We've got him cornered now!

What are we gonna do, Sonic?

We're trapped!

Live fast, think fast, act fast!

Ya think he saw us?

Nah.

-Hey! -Watch it!

See that geyser Scratch and Grounder aren't doing a good job

of hiding behind?

I see you!

I think he saw us.

He's just trying to trick us.

Once it dies down we've got one point two-five seconds

before it gushes again.

So.

We're goin' underground!

We are?

Right into the geyser hole!

Ho ho, here comes the hedgehog!

Get ready to nab him!

Huh?

Now!

Hey!

[Scratch] Ow, watch it!

-[Scratch] I got him! -[Grounder] Oof! Wah! I got him!

-I thought you had him. -I thought you had him.

Where'd they go?

-They couldn't have! -Sure they could've.

No way!

Nobody's that fast.

It would have erupted in their faces!

[Screaming]

Yahoo-hoo!

Where are we?

A long way from the nearest chili dog stand,

that's for sure.

Gee, Sonic.

Which way?

This way!

[Grunting]

Oh, my head!

Oh, will you get a hold of yourself?!

I got a hold of most of me I just lost my head for a moment.

Just leave it!

You never use anyway.

Besides, we gotta go before the hedgehog gets away!

[Scratch] Oof!

Ow, Grounder, I found your head.

Hey, get off my face!

[Grunts]

You are so rude!

Can we go now?

[Tails] Sonic, can you see where you're going?

[Sonic] No, Tails, I can't...

...and it's really slowin' me down!

[Screaming]

[Groans]

Uh!

Whoa!

Do you see all this stuff?

Yep! Great! Enough sightseeing.

Time to speed, keed!

Look at this dimondius!

Can I take it with us?

Huh? Can I?

Drop it, foxy!

[Gasps]

Hey, don't scare my pal like that!

Who are--

This is my claim an' I'll ask the questions!

An' my. Question is:

You got any last requests afore I let you have it?

Yeah, two requests.

Show us how to get out of here, and two dozen chili dogs

with extra onions and cheese-- to go.

Chili dogs!

Forget it!

Do you know how much chili dogs cost?

Money don't grow on trees ya' know?

You're just like the rest of 'em,

want something of mine for nothing!

[Speelunk] I got a right mind to blast you!

In that case-- gotta roll, troll.

Stop, you thievin', trespassin', lootin',

no good varmints!

Hey, you got us all wrong!

We're freedom fighters!

Looks to me like yer free-loaders!

An' I don't give nuthin' for free!

Whoah!

[Grunts]

Whoah!

Whoah!

[Grunts]

Hang on!

Could have sworn I heard the hedgehog.

[Screaming]

[Grounder] I put my head back on for this?

[Scratch] Aw, shut up.

At least yours is supposed to be detachable.

These gotta lead out!

Let's make tracks!

Ya know, that mole-troll guy is so mean,

I almost miss Scratch and Grounder.

Oh, he probably wouldn't be so bad if he spent some

quality time with us!

[Speelunk] I'll get you, you miserable trespassers!

[Screams]

That is not the quality I had in mind.

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[Gasps]

Hurry up!

There's a mad troll chasin' me and you'll get scrunched!

We... Are... Hurry...

...ing.

[Evil snicker]

Duck in there!

[Evil laugh]

Huh?

[Grunts]

What's this?

I own this line!

Who are you, anyway?

Oh, all right!

Okay, keep it movin'-- we got a schedule to keep!

Okay Tails, let's hit the rails!

What?

Why, that scheming little poacher!

I oughta, I oughta...

If those two think they can go tell the world

about my treasure caves,

they've got another think comin' to 'em!

[Straining]

Hey, we made it!

Never a doubt!

[Screaming]

Yipes!

[Grunts]

[Evil laugh]

Sonic, how are we gonna get out?

Don't sweat it, kiddo.

I'll throw my triple spin into overdrive an' zerrrazzzo!

I'll cut through these bars in no time!

Yipes!

[Groans]

Sonic! Are you all right?

Ha!

These bars are made a' pure dimondius!

The hardest substance on Mobius!

You'll never git out!

That's what ol' Speelunk does to thievin' interlopers!

Ha!

Might as well git comfortable!

You're gonna be here the rest of your lives!

[Evil laugh]

You better be right about this!

Absolutely positive, your supremeness!

Chickdozer one out.

Uh, extractor one, Dr. Robotnik,

I'd just like to humbly remind you, your rottenness

that I'm the one that found the jewels and the fugitives.

-[Scratch] Was not! -[Grounder] Was too!

[Overlapping speech]

Shut yer brass beaks, ya chrome cluckers!

Remember, you are my super special Sonic

search and smash squad!

A team!

So stop this arguing immediately!

[Scratch] I wasn't arguing, he was!

[Grounder] I was not!

Since you metallic-morons can't remember where you were,

we're just going to have to tear the whole territory to pieces

until we find Sonic and the loot!

-[Scratch] Good idea! -[Grounder] Good idea!

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[Sighs]

Destruction and devastation,

what an exquisite fringe benefit!

Now find that hedgehog!

[Robotnik's voice echoing]

[Gasps]

It's Robotnik!

He's gonna bring this whole place down on our heads!

This is all your fault, hedgehog!

You busted in on me, an' now everybody wants to!

I can stop this!

But you gotta let us out!

Nosiree!

This here behaviour has got to be discouraged

or I might have to share my treasure!

There ain't no bottom to that pit, fellas.

That'll teach ya to drop in unannounced.

[Chuckles]

Sonic, I have a confession to make.

Yeah, Tails?

I'm a little scared.

Don't worry-- when have I ever let you down?

Uh, maybe I should rephrase that.

Morons!

You promised me dimondius!

You promised me gold!

You promised me Sonic!

I don't understand?

The caverns were right here!

[Robotnik] How much deeper could they be?

This oughta do it, boss.

Dynamite!

We can blast the place wide open!

We'll blow it to bits!

And we'll all be rich!

[Cackles]

Pardon me?

Did I say we'd all be rich?

[Grounder] Yup.

Excuse me, I meant you'll be rich, you!

You're such a smart robot!

You're makin' a big mistake, Speelunk.

Haven't you ever heard of Dr. Robotnik,

the nastiest villain in the history of Mobius?

Nope.

Lemme guess, you don't get out much, do you?

Nope.

Don't you realize a terrible villain is about to destroy

this entire place and steal everything you've got?

Nope.

Don't pay no never-mind to current events.

Hmm.

Maybe you should consider a career in politics!

If this doesn't work, I'm gonna make chicken broth

out of you both!

Can you make broth out of robots?

[Angry grumbling]

Sure, why not!

A little salt! A little pepper!

I'm sure we'll be delicious!

[Angry grumbling]

Well, Scratch, what are you waiting for?

[Groans]

[expl*si*n]

-It worked! -It worked!

[Clucks]

[Screaming]

[Gasps]

[Screams]

Phew, that was close, Sonic!

No problem!

We had milliseconds to spare!

[Screaming]

-Do you think-- -We used too much--

Dynamite?

Yes!

Nice of you to drop by!

I order you to break my fall!

You can count on me!

I'll save you!

[Yells]

[Grunts]

Catch him. catch him!

I caught him, I caught him!

Oh, I didn't catch him.

[Robotnik] fools!

We better blow, bro.

You know there's no keeping a bad egg down.

[Speelunk] Ya' ain't goin' no where.

Them rock's have sealed off the only way out!

What?

You don't think I can handle a few tons of rock,

a limited air supply, and your bad attitude?

Why, I'll have us out of this hole faster than you can say

I'm a crusty old miser!

I ain't goin'! This is my mine, all mine!

I can't leave my treasure!

Well it's gonna be buried treasure in a second!

Let's go!

I'm not leaving them.

These are my only friends.

Oh, no!

You've got new friends.

Why--why, you risked your own life to save mine!

No one's ever done anything like that for me!

Relax, pops.

That's what freedom fighters do!

Oh, enough mush!

Gonna need your help to stop that ro-bo-nerd from doin'

anymore damage 'round here!

So what are we waiting for?

Yeah!

[Gasps]

I'm waiting!

Which way, Speelunk?

It don't matter.

I booby trapped all of 'em.

Gee, most people would have been satisfied with a deadbolt

and a chain.

A person need to be faster than a Mobius mosquiter

to get through there!

Who do you think taught those bugs how to boogie

in the first place?

Nice sweater. Wool?

Dimondius threads. I made it myself.

Dimondius! Speelunk, give it to me!

Give it to you?

I'm waiting!

Oh, okay.

I guess you can have it.

[Gasps]

Thanks, Speelunk.

Huh?

Hang on!

[Whooshing]

[Grunts]

This way to the races, aces!

-Alright! -ok!

Just a sec.

Wow!

Thanks!

Hey, ya give a little, ya get a little.

-We're rich, we're rich! -We're rich, we're rich!

-We're very very rich! -We're very very rich!

-We're rich, we're rich! -We're rich, we're rich!

[Robotnik] Who's rich?

-You're rich, doctor Robotnik. -You're rich, doctor Robotnik.

-You! -You!

Good, now start loading my treasure!

[Speelunk] Why, those roborapscalions!

Those lootin' lunatics!

We gotta stop 'em!

Now yer catchin' on, pops.

[Whispering]

Betcha never seen sulfurius in it's natural state afore.

Sulfurius?

What's sulfurius?

Dunno exactly.

But it works just like g*n powder!

Cool!

[Sonic] Ahem.

Yoo-hoo, excuse me!

Would do you want?

Afternoon, gentlemen.

I see you're enjoying something of a profit windfall this

season, is that right?

What's it to you?

[Sonic] Agent ninety-nine point nine of the infernal revenue service.

I see you haven't filed or declared.

Tsk, tsk.

You haven't deducted your Y-O-U's,

your A-R-E's or your S-O stroke S-T-U-P-I-D's.

Is that bad?

[Snoring]

[Sonic] oh, I should say so!

Why, if you don't itemize, categorize,

or fall for this-ize, you may be forced to work for a living!

Let's crunch some numbers, shall we?

Oh, sorry boys, but I'm gonna have to write you up for this!

[Screaming]

Huh? What's the meaning of this?

[Angry grumbling]

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Huh?

[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

[Screaming]

Good riddance to bad eggs!

I never met such unpleasant, rotten,

miserly, selfish jerks in my life!

-We have! -We have!

But he got better!

Thanks, pals.

Sorry you lost your cavern.

Aw, don't worry 'bout that, none.

I got a lot of travelin' to do,

gonna go help folks like you helped me.

It could get expensive.

No problem!

I got plenty to spare!

Chili dogs are on me!

I mean, I can't thank you enough for showin' me

the error of my ways!

I'm just so grateful I could...

[Sonic] Easy, Speelunk. You're not gonna get all sappy sentimental

on me now and start gushing are you?

Heck no!

I'll leave the gushin' to those geyser jockeys o'er yonder!

[Screaming]

Hey Tails, got an extra dog?

Sorry, this is all I've got.

Got some extra chili?

Sorry, kid.

This here's all I've got.

Hey!

If we share, why we could turn those plain old hotdogs

into three mouth-watering, tastebud tantalizing,

chili dogs!

See, guys?

When you share, everybody's happy.

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