01x13 - Boogey-Mania

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Enough travelin' for today, Tails...

Time to set up camp!

Man, watching you work sure makes me hungry!

I'll whip up my Chef's special!

Ahh!!

Do you know the way to Whacko City?

Nope.

Never heard of the place.

Well that's okay, 'cause I'm not going there anyway.

Too bad. Hope you got a spare.

Don't need a spare!

Just a patch!

And a pumpful of air!

He's funny!

Yeah, but what's a clown doing in the middle of nowhere?

Haa haa!

Big noses run in my family!

Hee heel He cracks me up!

I've heard of compact cars, but this is ridiculous!

Well, I better be on my way.

Toodle-Ie-doo!!

Hey -that's not funny --that's my lunch!

Come on, Tails!

Let's nab him!

Sounds like that klepto clown went in there!

Maybe this is my chance to catch that Hedgehog.

Yeah! Yeah!

I don't believe it!

He was so dumb he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept!

Haa haa!

This is funny stuff!

Who writes your material!?!

Professor Von Schlemmer!

What are you doing here?

The Great Von Schlemmer? He's here?

Where?

Oh...heh-heh, that's me.

Oh, I'm just enjoying my dream clown!

"Dream clown?"

What d'ya mean?

First I'll put him away, and then I'll explain!

Hey, gracias, amigo!

Where'd he go?

Back into to my noggin' --to my dream world!

Professor, you've invented some pretty nutty contraptions

--but this one tops them all!

Wow! A dream gizmo!

When I tell Dr. Robotnik about this -he'll give me a promotion!

That means no more bathroom patrol -ya-ha-ha-hooo!

A This is my Dream-a-majig.

Patent Pending.

It's extremely, enormously, and unbelievably complicated.

Took me over fifteen minutes to invent!

Sounds great!

But I don't get it.

It brings characters from one's dreams into the world!

Hey, that's un-zippingbelievable!

As soon as I saw the Dream-ama- Jig,

Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd wanna know about it!

Indeed!

If I had that machine I could terrorize all of Mobius!

I guess this means I'm finally getting my promotion, huh?!

"Promotion"?

What for?

You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me,

you nincombot!

But but -- Urgh!

I'm demoting you to Scrub Monkey Third Class!

Now go and mop up the dungeon!

Whoah!!

Whoa!

Snooping as usual, I see?

Not me!

I didn't hear nothin' about Von Schlemmer's Dream-arna- jig.

Uh, me neither!

Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown.

stop jabbering, you ding-bots!

I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected

turn of events!

And a brilliant idea it is, your Sneakiness!

It's a work of genius!

Idiots!

I haven't thought of it yet, you bootlickers.

Ooh!

But when you think of it ...I know it will be marvelous!

That's true.

Ah hah!

I have just corne up with a magnificent scheme!

...Now you may lick my boots!

Yieck....

I hate this part.

Your Dream-A-ma-jig's sure got some serious squeaks!

Yeah.

You either need some oil or a mouse trap.

It could use a rare oil found deep.in the impenetrable jungle

of the lost continent of Wickitiki.

Man, that's on the other side of Mobius.

Or you can pick up a can at the mini-mall on the corner of Main

and Lexington.

Tails, you stay here.

I'll get the oil.

Gee, I'd sure like to see your dream clown again.

Me too!

I'll bring him back for an encore!

Boy, am I dry!

I need a glass of water.

Ah hah!

This'll do.

I love clowns.

He slays me!

Now's our chance!

C'mon, Professor, let's go for a spin.

Goodie!

But I don't think I can fit in there.

There's plenty of room in the glove compartment.

You guys are hysterical.

Hey --who are --?

Ack! Let's get out of here.

step on it...

Ow! No --step on the gas! The gas!

Hey --where'd everybody go?!?

Unless you want to suffer the consequences,

You'll convert your Dream Machine into a

Nightmare Machine!!

I refuse!

Nothing you can do will make me change my mind!

Everyone has his price.

What if I gave you these priceless diamonds?

Okey-dokie.

What am I saying?!

I look terrible in diamonds! Never!

My genius is not for sale!

Hey boss, look who I nabbed!

Don't bother me, Coconuts!

Can't you see I'm busy violating the good doctor's human rights?

You guys aren't gonna get away with this!

Oh, looky what we have here!

Sonic's two-tailed little friend.

I did good, huh Doctor?

Guess this means I get out of dungeon mop detail, huh?!

You are correct!

You should have captured Sonic.

Hunh?!

Five miles of my sewer are plugged with crud and sludge.

Go and clean it out!

Whoah!

Don't worry, Professor.

I'll handle Robotnik!

I'll clean his clocks.

I'll chew him up and spit 'im out!

Whoah!

Throw him in the cell!

Now you're really making me mad!

Now get to work -or Tails will suffer the consequences!

Okay, okay. You win.

I'll need tools.

Get me a Spectograph Analyzer and a bobbypin!

They're gone.

I don't like the looks of this!

Hmmmm.

A couple of bolts from those dolts Scratch and Grounder.

I'm gonna pay Ronutnik a visit!

There. Finished.

Your miserable Nightmare Machine.

Now will you keep your promise and let us go?

Me, keep a promise?

Ha! That's rich!

Fools! Idiots!

Oh! You called!

Yes, your Rottenness!

Throw Von Schlemmer in the cooler!

Now to set loose a hideous, horrible nightmare that will let

me take over the whole planet!

"Swing low, sweet chariot " Gaaaaaaaaaack!

New keys for old!

Get your brand new keys, right here!

New keys for old?

Hey, that sounds like a good idea!

Take a look at these babies!

See how fresh and new they are!

Scratch: Wow! Those are neat! Here.

Give me that shiny one!

Here yago!

And here's one for you, too!

Look how shiny my key is.

My key is shinier!

I knew you'd save us in the nick of time!

Sounds like I got some more savin' to do!

How gorgeously gross!

How fantastically frightful!

Now all of Mobius will be under my power!

Not if-I have anything to say about it!

Now hear this, Boogeyman.

You are my nightmare and you will do as I command!

Destroy that pesky hedgehog!

This'll stop ya!

Grrr!

Whoah!

Now my worst nightmare is your worst nightmare.

I've got you, Hedgehog!

I've got you at last!

Give it up, hedgehog!

You'll never escape from my indestructible Boogeyman!

Time to speed, keeds.

Awwwwwww!!

Sonic! Wait up!

I HATE that hedgehog!

Get back here, Boogey brains!

.Ow!

Where's that blasted microphone?

I've gotta find it before that Boogeybum destroys my domicile!

Ah, here it is!

[screams]

URGH!

Owwchhhh!!

Oh?

That was lucky!

He didn't step on the microphone and I can still control him!

Whew!

What a close call!

But we're safe now!

I wouldn't bet on it, litl' buddy --I think our problems are

just beginning!

[singing]

Huh?Yiii!

Yipes!! It's the boogeyman!

Scare everybody out of their pants!

I want the village cleared!

I just live for these mean moments!

[screams]

Hey, look at all the neat stuff I swiped!

Yeah.

With Boogeyman scaring everyone away,

we can take whatever we want!

Stop yakking, and hurry up.

We've got lots of villages to loot!

Yes, your Repulsiveness! What a plan!

You're the best of the worst!

Hey! Look at those people in their underwear!

[screaming]

Mobius won't be safe --until that Boogeyman is history!

How we gonna stop him?!

There's only one way to get rid of the creature!

Soak it in vinegar and lemon juice!

Vingar and lemon juice?

Oooops.

That's how you get rid of catsup stains.

Wait now I remember what to do!

There! My new invention the Dream-Ka-Doodle,

is finished.

What does it do?

It works just opposite from my Dream-A-Ma-Jig.

Instead of bringing dreams out of people,

it can put people into dreams.

Now just leap into the cloud portal

--and you'll end up in Dreamsville.

Or East Mobius --it's not quite perfected yet.

Cool!

This is gonna be fun!

Dreamsville is a very unpredictable place.

But somehow you must find the Dream Meister.

Only the Dream Meister knows how to get rid of Boogeymen!

If I can trap sonic in Dreamsville,

Dr. Robotnik will give me a promotion for sure!

Let's go, best bud!

Up, over, and gone!

Whoa!

Oooof!

Whoah!

Cock-a-doodle-OINK!

Man, Dreamsvillle sure is a weird place!

Time sure does fly around here!

Speaking of time, it's running out.

We gotta find the Dream Meister pronto!

Little Jimmy Jones is drifting off.

I'll plug in Dream , "Flying over city while endless number

of teeth fall out!"

And for little Erika Garcia, Dream C: "Being in school and

realizing she's wearing her old pajamas and slippers!"

Uh, excuse me, Ms. Meister, but we need your --

Sorry. No time. Too busy. Come back tomorrow!

Sonic: But tomorrow will be too late.

We have a Boogeyman problem.

Well, why didn't you say so!

Just follow these instructions.

They'll do the trick!

But this doesn't make any sense!

Sorry. That's the best I can do.

I'm already fifteen thousand dreams behind

and it's only midnight.

Goodnight!

I'll figure it out later.

We better get back to the real world!

This bottomless pit will get rid of Sonic --forever!

I'll just put this "exit" sign right over here!

Urrrrr!

Yikes!

Well, how was Pittsburgh?

Don't you remember?

We went to Dreamsville.

Oh! Yes, of course.

How's the Princess Hootchiecooochee?

You sent us to find the Dream Meister.

I did?

Hmm.

Well, you have an honest face, son.

You gotta be right.

And she gave us this to get rid of the Boogeyman.

It's a list of ingredients.

Hmmmm.

Palm oil, Red dye #, dextroise,

sodium nitrate, empty calories, and gooey fat...

What the hooey is that junk?

You said it, ' buddy ' pal!

Junk food!

Of course!

I should have thought of that.

We need a mega-boogeyman to scare Robotnik's Boogeyman right

back into his dreams!

I get your drift, Professor.

When Tails binges on junk food, sometimes he's hit with an

humungous nightmare!

Fortunately, I just perfected my new and improved

porta-Dream-a-ma-jig.

Great!

We'll just load Tails up with junk food

Oh boy! What an appetizer!

Start scarfin', pal.

We need a junk food Boogiemonster pronto!

Delicious!

[villagers screaming]

We're too late!

Robotnik's Boogeyman is running amuck!

We're goners!

Not if I can get Boogeybreath back into Robotnik's dreams!

This is the easiest job of looting I've ever done!

Okay Boogeybuddy, start clearing out the next town.

I'll catch up with you.

Your Disgustingness!

Sonic is onto you!

He said he's going to outsmart you!

No one can outsmart me!

For I am Robotnik!

Evil Genius Extra-ordinary!

How dare you insult me!

But -Silence!

Get on that platform, Coconuts!

But, but, but I'm only trying to warn -

Robotnik: Get going.

What about my

...promoooootion

Hmn. Nice toaster.

I must remind my Badniks to steal some bread for it.

Hello. I'm Doctor Pimento.

And your condition concerns me.

My condition?

What's wrong with me?

Nothing that a little rest won't cure.

You're under too much pressure.

You're telling me.

Here's some milk and cookies to help you sleep.

GrGrGr!

Here --cuddle this!

♪ Lullaby, Lullaby Lullaby and goodnight ♪

Now for your nightcap!

Go get him, junk food Boogeyguy!

Use your mustard and catsup cannons!

Mobius' nightmare is over and Robotnik's is just beginning!

Great work, big buddy.

We make a pretty mean team.

[happy growls]

You did good, pal.

Hey, no problem.

All in a nap's work.

You sure packed away a lot of junk food there.

Yeah. I know.

[burp]

I think I need something to settle my stomach.

Boogey buddy, do me a favor, will ya?

Go get me a chili dog!

Make that two!

Make that twelve thousand two hundred and seventy!

Really?

Twelve thousand two hundred and seventy?!!

Hey!

A guy can dream, can't he?

But Sonic, I wanna stay up and watch the late,

late, late show.

Okay, but don't blame me if you're too tired to go

hiking tomorrow!

Rise and shine, IiI' Bro.

Time for the hike already?

I don't feel so good.

Time for you to get some rest.

Not getting enough sleep can ruin your whole day.