01x52 - Road Hog

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Uh-oh! A policeman.

Maybe there's an emergency.

Let's see what he wants.

What's the trouble, officer?

'Scuse me.

My radar clocked you at two-hundred miles per hour.

Gee, I'm sorry.

I didn't know I was going that slow.

I'm going to have to issue you a speeding ticket.

No tail lights, neither.

That'll be mobiums.

mobiums!?

I don't carry that kind of money.

Well, in that case, I'm going to have to take you to town

to see the judge.

We could outrun him, Sonic.

Yes, but that would be illegal.

The judge will set things straight.

I don't care who you are, if you can't pay the fine,

you'll have to do the time.

I hereby sentence you both to thirty days on the chain g*ng.

Take them away!

Thirty days of hard labor for a speeding ticket!

I wonder what you get for a real crime.

Quiet! Talking is a crime.

Now you just got yourself an extra ten days

on the chain g*ng.

Sorry.

That's another ten.

I hear you're real fast.

Well, let's see how fast you are at tilling the soil.

Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea.

Do it, or you'll be here even longer.

If you insist.

That's enough!

That's another days on the chain g*ng, wise guy!

Now go back to work.

Yuck!

Excuse me.

Could you move down wind, please?

Beg your pardon.

Whoahhh!

You don't have to pretend you don't notice.

I smell funny.

It's a family tradition.

Colonel Stench is the name.

Glad to meet ya.

Sonic the Hedgehog.

Likewise, I think.

I breed flowers.

Been trying for years to make a perfume that would get rid

of my stench.

But as you can smell, nothin's worked.

Then I developed these, and then strangers came from out of town

and stole 'em from me.

Put me on this chain g*ng.

They're not very pretty.

So why would anybody want to steal them?

'Cause their pollen does funny things to people's minds.

I'll show you.

Achoo!

Hey!

You are a chicken!

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm a twotailed... chicken! Bock, bock, bock!

Hey! What've you done to my little bUddy?

Relax. I developed the antidote, too.

Keep it right here in case they try anything funny.

Ptew!

Huh?

What happened?

You were about to lay an egg.

That's another ten.

Oh, hurry it up, Scratch.

Dr. Robotnik wants of these pollen canisters packed by noon.

Oh, I don't know what the big deal is.

This stuff doesn't look so special to me.

Oooh! Oooh!

Well, are we on schedule?

Good.

Once we load these canisters into my robo-blimp and spray the

pollen over Mobius, I'll hypnotize the entire population

into accepting me as their supreme dictator.

will you get your fingers out of your nose.

AAAAAACCCHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You robo egg-head!

Didn't I tell you this pollen is dangerous?

To be exact, you said, "If you mess up

I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PET ROBO DOG!"

WOOF! WOOF!

Hey! You turned him into a dog.

[panting, howling]

Okay, you can have a doggie biscuit!

Now that he's under the hypnotic effect of this pollen,

we can turn him into anything we want.

Can we?

Oh, boy!

My turn!

You're a trained seal!

Arf! Arf! Arf!

And now you're an elephant.

[trumpeting]

Oh, boy, I could do this all day.

Yeah!

Just make sure you don't get any of this antidote on him.

Or we'il be two dead robots.

Robotnik: Oh, Scratch. Grounder!

I've got a surprise for you.

Uh, let me guess.

We're two dead robots?

Aaaah! Ooow! Yaaahh!! Eeeee!!

Next time you try something like that,

I won't be so nice.

Oh, thank you, your mercifulness.

Work faster.

The master needs more flowers.

Who's the master?

Beats me.

Whoever he is, he's got the guards under the pollen's spell.

If they are, we can unspell them with Colonel Stench's antidote.

It's worth a try.

I know just how to do it.

Hang on! We're gonna buzz, cuz.

If you don't come out of there right now,

you'll all be working on this chain g*ng 'til you're

old and gray.

Go for it, Tails!

Huh? What happened?

You've been in a trance.

Who did it to you?

Don't know his name, but he's fat and ugly,

with big black eyes and a mustache that looks like two

paint brushes sticking out of his nose.

Robotnik!!

Give me some space, ace.

I'm cuttin' to the chase.

We've got to stop Robotnik before he does something awful

with my flowers.

I'll check out the processing plant.

Tails, go with Colonel Stench and whip up a new batch

of antidote.

Right.

Glue part A into hole Z.

Hey! That's your nose.

Sorry.

I'm just not thinking straight.

Oh, that's because I haven't glued in your brain pan yet.

Oh, terrific, Scratch!

You already glued the top of my head on!

Oh, well.

No one will ever know it's missing.

Robotnik: OW!

Did somebody lose this?

Uh, me?

The jig is up, Robotnik!

It is?

I don't see any jig.

Shut up, jug-head.

Can't you see Sonic's got the drop on us?

Yeah! I guess he does.

I said, can't you see Sonic's got the DROP on us?

I heard you. I heard you.

Oh, yeah!

He's got the DROP on us all right.

Ha!

Nice try, Robotnik.

But it'll take more than flower pollen to stop me.

I know.

It'll take an hypnotic suggestion an as well.

You are no longer the fastest hedgehog in the world,

from here on, you're not Sonic, but just an ordinary slo-mo.

I am an ordinary slo-mo.

Go on, hedgehog.

Get out of here.

You're no thr*at to me, now.

I'm no thr*at to you, now.

Brilliant move, your bloatedness.

Prepare to launch the att*ck!

I'll dust the populace with the flower pollen.

You two follow below me with the loudspeaker truck.

Yes, your blimp-ship.

You remember what to say?

YOU LOVE ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

It's got a nice ring to it.

Ha, ha, ha, hal

That should do it.

Great!

Let's get out of here before I lose my lunch.

I'm just an ordinary slo-mo. I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.

Huh?

Let's have some fun with him.

Oof!

Ahhhh!

So long. Slo-mo.

[laughter]

What's the matter, Sonic?

Why didn't you run?

But I did run.

And I don't know any Sonic.

I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.

Hmm.

Robotnik must've dusted him with pollen and given him a

hypnotic command.

No sweat. I'll just give him the antidote.

Where is it?

Oh, no. -I dropped it.

What'll we do now, Sonic?

I'm not Sonic.

I'm just an -

an ordinary slo-mo. I know.

We'd better follow him.

What'll it be, Mack?

I'll have a hamburger.

Hamburger??

Boy! He really isn't himself.

Look out!

Two dozen burgers, fries and malts, to go!

Say, aren't you Sonic the Hedgehog?

Me? Uh-uh.

I'm just an ordinary slo-mo.

Is that right?

Well, if you're not Sonic, you must not be blue, either.

Naw, you're yellow.

Come on, road hogs, let's have some fun with this little twerp.

How 'bout some juice, blue boy?

Juice?

Sure, I can juice.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

All right, you pip-squeak.

I'm gonna pick you UP, turn you OVER and make you GONE!

Up? Over? Gone?

I can do that.

UP! OVER! And GONE!!

HEEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!

Time to brake, Jake!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nice bike.

A bit slow, but nice.

All right. I think Sonic's back to normal.

How'd you like to be a member of the road hog g*ng?

Member??

All right! All right!

You're LEADER OF THE ROAD HOGS!

I'm the leader of the Road Hogs.

Oh, no! Sonic thinks he's a biker.

Guess he's not as normal as you thought.

Let's hit the road, hogs!

Sonic! Wait!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Commence operation pollination!

Scratch: YOU LOVE DR. ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

We love Dr. Robotnik, supreme dictator of Mobius!

Works like a charm.

I'll be supreme dictator in no time.

Ha, ha, ha, hal

Scratch: YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!

I can't believe it.

We're finally doing something right.

YEAH!

This time Dr. Robotnik's going to be so happy!

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!

[siren]

Let's tear up this town.

Uh, whatever you say, Head Hog!

Poor Sonic doesn't realize what he's doing.

There must be some way we can stop him

Wha--? It's Robotnik!

And he's spraying pollen.

We've got one chance to help Sonic.

Which way to the general store?

Thataway.

What's that?

Give me those ear plugs.

I've only got a few seconds.

Mommie.

Scratch: YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK,

THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

They can't hear a thing.

YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

You're Sonic the Hedgehog, defender of the slow,

guardian of the slower, hero of the slowest!

I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

I'm.

What a warped nightmare I just had.

What happened to me?

Robotnik got 'em with the pollen.

I've got it!

You are now a g*ng of good hogs!

You won't let Robotnik take over Mobius!

You will help Sonic the Hedgehog.

We are now a g*ng of good hogs!

We won't let Robotnik take over Mobius!

We will help Sonic the Hedgehog.

All right, road hogs, let's roll!

Yeah, let's roll.

Weeee!

Scratch: YOU LOVE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF MOBIUS!

You take care of the truck.

I'll get the blimp.

Ten-four, Sonic.

Hey! step on it, Scratch!

Don't worry, I'll fix those pigs.

YOU WILL STOP IN TWO SECONDS FLAT!

YOU WILL STOP IN TWO SECONDS FLAT!

I will stop you in two seconds with a flat.

I will stop you in two seconds with a flat.

WE ARE GOING TO DIE! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

WE ARE DEEAAaaaddd.

Going up!

Sonic: Hey, Roblimpnik!

Up here!

Why, that rotten.

You asked for it, hedgehog.

I'm going to pollinate you and turn you into a skydiver

without a parachute.

I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me?

Why, yes, I was just saying that I was going to pollinate you

and uh -

Yes, you were saying?

Ooh.

Phew! This dictator business is tough work.

But fun work hee hee hee.

Yahhhh!

I'm waiiii-ting!

Why, you.

Ooh!

Ow!

Now I'm really going to stick it to you.

No! You wouldn't!

Oh, yes I woouuuuld!

Ooh!

Mmph!

Whew! Got it!

Robotnik: Noooo!

Ahhhh!

Nice catch, bro.

My pleasure.

Ha! I'm alive!

But not for loooong!

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!

Ow! AND I HATE YOU, TOO!

We've got ya now, furball!

Heeeeelp, Police!

[siren]

A cop!

Let's get outta here!

You did good, lil buddy!

If you need help, ask a policeman.

Cuz it's their job to protect all of us!

And it's your job to let them know when you need them.