01x14 - Daisy and the Duckling/The Double Date

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x14 - Daisy and the Duckling/The Double Date

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[Cheerful melodic music]



Yippee!

[Giggles]

All right!

Here you go.

Catch, oswald.

Roo, ruff.

Go get it, girl.

Quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Nice catch, weenie.

Phew!

I need a drink of water.

Me too.

Quack, quack

[Wings fluttering]

Sniff, sniff

Sniff, sniff

Sniff, sniff

Rr-ruff

[Gasps]

Ruff!

[Gasps]

Come on, oswald.

I'll race you to the playground.

On your marks, get set--

Quack?

[Daisy gasps]

Rrr-ruff

Look, daisy.

Quack, quack?

Hey, there, little duck.

[Sadly] quack?

Gee, daisy.

She's all alone.

I wonder where her mother is.

Maybe she's swimming on the pond.

Good idea.

Let's look.

No, I don't see any mama ducks anywhere.

Neither do i.

Well, let's go to the playground.

See ya around, little ducky.

Wait, daisy.

We have to help this duckling find her mama.

We do?

But how?

Um...

Quack, quack

I know.

I'll try quacking, and maybe the mama duck will hear me.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

I don't think that's going to work, oswald.

You don't sound like a duck.

Well, it's wortha try.

Don't worry, little duckling.

We'll find your mother.

Quack, quack.

Quack.

Qua-a-a-ck.

Qua-a-ck.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack.

Qua-a-a-ck, quack.

[Both gasp]

Hey, be careful, little duck.

Quack?

We have to look both ways before we cross the street.

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

Okay, now we can cross.

Quack?

Huh?

She wants you to hold her hand, daisy.

You think so?

That's a good idea.

Let's hold hands crossing the street.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack?

Quack.

Quack.

Quack.

Quack.

Quack.

Hi, madame butterfly.

Quack, quack.

Hello, oswald.

Why are you quacking like that?

We're looking for this baby duckling's mother.

Have you seen her?

No, I haven't,

But this little duckling sure is cute.

Aren't you?

Yes, you're a cutie-wootie-wootie.

Yes, you are.

[Gibbering angrily]

Oh, it looks like catrina's hungry again.

Here you go, sweetie.

Num, yum, num, num.

Quack?

Quack, quack

Quack, quack

Oh, she wants you to feed her, daisy.

You think so?

Here, daisy. Give her one.

Okey-dokey.

Have a cr*cker, little quacker.

Wow!

Golly tamale!

You are hungry.

Ting!

Okay, let's go find mama duck.

So long, madame butterfly, catrina.

Bye!

Good-bye, oh, and good luck!

A-bye-bye.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack.

Quack.

Qua-a-a-ck.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

I say, old boy.

What's all this quack-quack-quacking about?

Yes, yes, awfully noisy, you know?

We're looking for this baby duckling's mother.

Have you seen her?

Mmm, a mother duck?

No, I don't believewe have.

Yes, yes--uh, no.

Thanks anyway, fellas.

[Together] our pleasure.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack? Quack, quack?

Quack, quack

Qua-a-a-a-ack

Quack? Oh?

Quack? Quack, quack

Quack, quack

Hey.

I think our little friend wants to ride the seesaw.

I think you're right, daisy.

[Squeaking]

Okay, ducky, seesaw.

Up.

Down.

Quack-quack-quack?

Quack-quack-quack?

She wants you to ride with her, daisy.

Think so?

Okay.

I'll ride with you.

Whee! Quack!

Quack! Whee!

Ting!

What's next?

[Quacking]

Be careful, little quacker.

Quack?

Quack, quack

Quack, quack

Okay, come on down.

I'll catch you.

Quack, quack

Quack, quack quack, quack?

You want me to ride with you?

Quack, quack, quack

Okay, here I come.

Hold on, little duck.

Whee! Quack!

[Giggles] ting!

You know, it's getting late.

We better go find mama duck.

Come on, little duck.

We'll find her.

Quack, quack. Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

[Door creaks]

Hey, now.

Who's quacking up a storm out here?

It's me, johnnie.

We're looking for this little duckling's mother.

Have you seen her?

No, I'm afraid I haven't.

I guess it's no use.

I don't know where else to look.

We can't give up now, oswald.

We have to find her mother.

Why don't you go back to where you found the little duckling?

Maybe her mother's looking for her there.

That's a great idea, johnnie.

Yeah.

Let's go back to the pond to find mama duck.

Thanks, johnnie.

Good luck.

[Oswald] quack, quack.

[Sniffing]

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Calling, mama duck.

♪ Here's a little duckling

♪ Who's down upon her luck.♪

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack.

♪ Put us on the track.

♪ We're on the go,

♪ Looking high and low, so quack, ♪

♪ Quack.

♪ Quack, quack.

♪ Quack. ♪

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Ooh, I don't see her, oswald.

Quack?

Quack, quack

Say, if we take the rowboat out on the pond,

Maybe the mama duck will see us.

Good thinking, daisy.

Come on.

[Oars creaking]

Don't worry, little quacker.

If we don't find your mother, I'll take care of you.

Quack-quack-quack.

Quack-quack-quack?

Quack-quack-quack

Quack-quack, quack.

Quack, quack

Quack, quack.

Gee, daisy, that's a great quack.

You think so?

Yes.

You sound just like a duck.

Quack, quack, quack.

Quack-quack, quack-quack-quack

[Ducks quacking]

Ruff, ruff-ruff!

Do you see something, weenie?

[Quacking]

Look, daisy.

Ruff!

[Panting]

The mother duck heard you quacking.

Quack, quack!

Over here!

Quack-quack-quack

Quack-quack-quack

Okay, little duck.

Your mama's here.

[Sighs]

I guess it's time to go.

Quack, quack

[Quacking]

[All quacking]

[Sighs]

She belongs with her mother, daisy.

I know, oswald, but I'm gonna miss her.

[Water trickling]

Good-bye, little quacker.

Ting!

Quack, quack

Ting!quack, quack.

[Bird chirping]

Gosh, weenie.

What a beautiful morning.

Do you want to go to the park?

Ruff!

We could play a game of catch or maybe go for a long walk.

What do you think?

Ruff!

Ruff, ruff!

I know.

They both sound swell, don't they?

I don't know what to do.

[Doorbell chimes]

Coming!

Hi, henry.

Whoa.

What a great costume.

This is my official penguin patroluniform.

It so happens,

There's a special episode on tv this morning.

Would you like to watch it with me?

Wow!

That sounds swell.

Ruff!

Well, hurry up.

It starts in exactly ten minutes.

Oh, boy, weenie.

Now we know what we're going to do.

We're going to watch penguin patrolwith henry.

[Daisy] hey, oswald.

Are you home?

Yoo-hoo!

[Oswald] hi, daisy!

What's that funny, floppy thing you have?

It's a swimming pool.

I'm gonna blow it up and fill it with water

And go for a dippity-do.

Wanna join me?

Gosh, that sounds swell.

Put on your swimming things,

And meet me out here in ten minutes.

Did you hear that, weenie?

We're going swimming!

Ruff?

Oh, my gosh.

Arr-roo

I told henry I'd watch penguin patrolwith him,

But I just told daisy I'd go swimming with her.

I can't do both at the same time.

Rr-rr-ruff

I guess I'll have to tell henry I can't make it.

[Man over tv] stay tuned for the extra special episode

Ofpenguin patrol, coming up next.

[Gasps]

[Daisy] I love splish-splash-sploshing!

What should I do?

I really want to do both.

♪ What should I do? What should I do? ♪

♪ Henry is waiting and daisy too. ♪

♪ Should I go swimming? Should I stay in? ♪

♪ I want to do both. Oh, I wish I were twins. ♪

[Gasps] maybe I can.

[Door creaks]

[Cheerful music]

Hurry, oswald. It's about to start.

That's for you.

Thanks, henry.

Honey-roastedsardine?

No. Thank you.

[Man over tv] on today's extra special episode

Ofpenguin patrol:

Officer penguin gets tough with a litterbug.

[Together] how about cleaning up some of these shells, mr. Clam?

[Daisy] wowie-kazowie.

This is gonna be great.

Excuse me, henry.

I, um, I have to get a drink of water.

I'll be right back.

Whatever you say, buddy boy.

[Together] and don't give me any of your wisecracks.

Aw, shucks.

[Chuckles]

[Humming]

Come on, weenie.

Time for a dip.

Hi, daisy.

Sorry I'm late.

That's okay, oswald.

But why are you wearing a policeman's hat?

Huh? Oh!

[Chuckles nervously]

You'd better get your swim stuff if you wanna go in the pool.

Okay, I will.

[Pump squeaking]

Better hurry.

I don't want to miss too much of penguin patrol.

Ruff

This'll be full in a jiffy.

And look.

Bubbly soap.

We can make oodles and boodles of bubbles.

That's great, daisy.

[Henry]oswald!

Um, I'll be right back.

I have to go get my...

Beach ball.

Roger, dodger.

Ruff! Ruff!

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

Ruff!

I almost forgot.

Come on, weenie.

Hope we didn't miss the good part.

I'm back.

That's okay. The good part didn't start yet.

Come, sit down.

Mmm, hey, what's with the swimming tube, buddy boy?

Oops.

I forgot I had this on.

Uh-oh.

I'm down to my last honey-roasted sardine.

That's too bad.

How about I run upstairs and get us some popcorn?

Well, hurry back.

You don't wanna miss the good part.

[Cheerful music]

[Door creaks]

Let's see.

Popcorn.

I need popcorn.

Aah.

[Daisy]oswald!

Oh, my gosh.

Daisy.

Heh-heh.

I'll be right down!

[Kernels clinking]

[Hissing]

[Gasps]

Woops! My swimming stuff.

How's that popcorn coming along?

Uh...

Chomp

It's almost ready.

Here I am.

Where's your beach ball?

Woops!

I left it...upstairs.

Wait!

Can you watch the pool

While I get some goggles from the shed?

Sure.

When the pool's almost full,

Just add a teeny bit of the bubble soap.

Just a teeny bit.

Okay.

Ting!

[Bubbling]

Oh, look at all the pretty bubbles, weenie.

Oh, what's that?

[Weenie] ruff!

Rr-ruff!

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

I forgot about the popcorn!

[Bubbling]

[Popcorn crackling]

Whoa!

[Henry] oswald!

Oh, my gosh.

Coming, henry!

Come on!

The good part is comin' up.

Oh, my gosh.

The bubbles.

Holy moly, oswald.

It's a whole garden full of bubbles.

Did you get your beach ball?

Yes. Here it is.

Oswald, this isn't a beach ball.

It's popcorn.

[Gasps]

[Chuckles]

Sorry about that.

[Whispering] beach ball, beach ball.

Have to get the beach ball.

[Henry] oswald, you're missin' the good part!

Oh, my gosh.

The good part!

You pushed me far enough, mr. Clam.

I'm writing you a ticket.

Oh, whoa. Watch out.

Did you get the popcorn, oswald?

Yes, here it is.

[Squeaking]

Oswald, this isn't popcorn.

It's a beach ball.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no.

♪ What should I do? What should I do? ♪

♪ There's bubbles all over and popcorn too. ♪

♪ Should I stay in? Should I go out? ♪

♪ There's no other choice. I'll just have to shout! ♪

Help! Help!

Oswald?

[Oswald] henry, help me!

What's all the hubbub?

[Oswald] I'm trapped!

What's going on,oswald?

Yeah, oswald,

I thought we were watching penguin patroltogether.

I thought we were swimming together.

Well, uh, I really wanted to watch tv with you, henry,

But I really wanted to swim with you, daisy,

And I tried to do both, only i--

[Sighs]

I guess I couldn't.

[Laughs]

[Chuckles]

Well, that explains the popcorn.

And the bubbles.

So what do we do now?

You know, I love watching penguin patrol.

And I wouldn't mind going for a little swim myself.

I wish we could do both at once.

Ruff, ruff

Say, maybe we can.

Really?

Sure.

Come on.

Ready?

Lift.

[All grunting]

Come on, everybody.

Let's have a wavy gravy time.

[Giggles]

Here you go, weenie.

[Penguin patroltheme plays]

Aah, now, this is the life.

It sure is.

Popcorn, anyone?

You bet.

Don't mind if I do.

Arr-ruff-ruff!
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